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That game is shit and only being shilled because its "hey guys its /ourguy/ xD"

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No.

gameplay-wise, it is.
give me yummy (you)s too

2 has some of the best combat in action RPG history, but you go ahead and be a contrarian while I fight the Lingering Will at level 1.

Not to mention the cringefest of a story with all of Nomura's OCs

Some of us actually had to play that shit when it came out.

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KH3 will have motion flow, shotlock, limit bars and Kh2 mana. Its irrelevant to complain about QTE triangle button because its being removed anyway.

I could name a lot of things wrong with KH, mainly balance issues. For starters, the mana system is inferior, as well as some broken spells like Aero. Aero is a fucking mistake that makes KH1 a joke. That along makes Kh2 better even with its QTE moments.

Most of the bosses reaction commands don't actually do damage, they just advance the phase of the boss battle. That's cute that you think you know more about a game than someone who played it.

t. someone who has never actually experimented with basic features of KH2 or bothered to look at a more in depth analysis of the gameplay

KH2 Final Mix Critical level 1 is actually incredibly well balanced. Its really fun

Why do you americans have such abysmal taste? Final Fantasy and Mickey Mouse mix terribly, anyone can see at first sight you shouldn't have the different styles together.

What was so bad about 358/2 days? I remember playing it once on a flashcart and just noticing it had more of a mission-based format.

Have you? It’s pretty good. You don’t look like a fucking retard all the time.

Off the top of my head

There are many reasons.
They wanted there to be a multiple player with the entirety of Org XIII plus Donald, Goofy, Mickey, Sora and Riku if I remember correctly, leaving it with a massive quantity over quality misbalance that makes everyone feel equally awful to play as
Most missions will boil down to
which gets really boring fast. Then there are mission like killing the Emerald Serenade. It flys around in a set path around a maze in Wonderland, the more damage you deal the faster it flies it way. This leads to it being so fast at the end you need to wait for it to do an entire loop around the maze, just to get the chance to hit it with a single hit before flying away again and is utterly garbage and not fun at all. Vid fucking related. Whoever thought this was a good idea to be put in the game should be drawn and quartered.
Agrabah is the best place for this to be explained, as they basically copy and pasted the main city blocks from KH1, slightly changing the platforming at best. Then suddenly, after a few missions, a wall is broken and you get treated to a very very shitty redesign of the Cave of Wonders that feels incredibly empty and has incredibly shitty puzzle elements. So your choice is either places you've already been but worse because it's on DS, or new badly designed portions that feel jarring and empty compared to their Mainline counterparts.
nuff said

The only redeeming qualities it has is at least partially flushing out Organizations XIII members, introducing the best girl in the series (not because she's amazing, but because every other girl in KH is literal garbage) and letting me play as Organization XIII members.

Another thing I wish they did more of was using the dual DS screen for story telling more often. There are these nice segments where the top screen would be Roxas and the bottom screen instead of your normal menu being Sora in the exact same place as Roxas but all staticky. This happens like 3 times but my god I wish they did it more often and maybe even with Xion as it was a really nice touch of show don't tell into the deja vu feeling that Roxas and Xion are feeling on a daily basis.

What's the gayest this series ever got?

I just realized something..
…it all makes sense now…

Did you know?
Yen Sid spelled backwards is Disney.

I wish good KH porn wasn't so rare.
It's like 90% gay shit

Please.
Stop.
My mind can only take so many sudden realizations..

That's because all the waifus are trash
The rest is either Disney shit or sausagefest. I could only imagine how autistic KH could have gotten if Nomura properly wrote good waifus.

Eraqus is an anagram of Square. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are derived from the Japanese words for Sky, Earth, and Sea. Ventus, Terra, and Aqua are derived from the Latin words for Wind, Earth, and Water. If you remove the X, Xehanort is an anagram of Mozart.

>If you remove the X, Xehanort is an anagram of Mozart.

KH is Jap autism through and through, Di$ney only got involved because they smelled delicious shekels. I guarantee that Walt would have never collaborated with the slant eyes.

Marluxia in Chain of Memories.
A pink haired Bishonen that summons a scythe from a rose petal.

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I forgot which citizens of Twilight Town were or were not OC god damn

Olette is pretty qt

Only thing I remember about Kingdom Hearts is that you need super-autism to understand the plot.

Xion.
She literally ends up being a trap.
She probably was one the entire time tbh.

And of course Xemnas is also an Ansem with an X included in his name but is also an anagram for Mansex.
Everybody should know that by now

Obligatory.

Slander and lies

Not really

Especially in the manga

Oh Jesus

Jesus fucking Christ, optimize your shit.

it shoud have a limit for bad taste

Not to mention that the whole first game had Sora look for Riku obsessively and when they finally meet up in 2 with no possession shit in the way Sora literally gets on his knees crying in front of Riku while holding his hand, and Kairi's the one who gets them in that position, and isn't in the shot during the crying scene.

Not suprisingly, 90% of Kingdom Hearts porn is gay, not helped that the characters are weak-armed teens.

Kairi hardly gets acknowledged in the second game, but in the first once he figures out Riku's turned during Neverland, he focuses on Kairi wholly, tries to reason with Riku, and then just fights him. After Riku pulls his resistance thing in Hollow Bastion, when Ansem's revealed, Sora's right back on that dick, but his scenes are with Kairi.

I think between 1 and 2 they did a porn check to see which pairing would be better or some shit, but last I checked the KH team had a bunch of women on the team which probably the likely reason that they shifted the story towards that angle.

I remember being in that thread where all of that autism in the third pic began
Boy does time fly with you guys

Also Xion was bound to become Sora and grow a dick eventually, she was pretty much a ticking timebomb
And I hope it happens again

Here's a quick fix, but it could still use a much better layout, and you can't really do a whole lot without having the original thread page archived so you can take fresh screencaps without the jpg artifacts.

You know what you all must do.
Post Monster Sora.

user you removed the
>Kingdom Hearts Explained in 12 9 Posts
Its not "fixed" until you put that back.

no

KH2 when Sora finally finds Riku and Kairi

Objectively False, mechanically you either are doing some retarded mashing or a degenerate loop or lock on the enemies or bosses, there's nothing technical being performed to say the combat is good. It's mash or break the game, fuck without a level 1 run restriction you can have a genuine infinite with Sora which made Data Org 13 speedruns demand you now have to be doing it level 1 since without it all runs would be down just doing an infinite and winning.
Even "Tales of" Games which are fucking god awful have more a semblance of technical input in them with how you can chain specials and input to cancel higher tier specials at points to keep a true combo going, it absolutely breaks the game doing this but you're doing via your input allowing for it over the games retarded skill and enemy design.
TL:DR: Play DMC or Ninja Gaiden if you want to play something with good combat and stop trying to peddle your shitty Disney game as something with any technical play in it.

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people have been saying this since 2012

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Reminder Ventus/Roxas is the true hero of the series.

Actually, the real hero is the one who stops playing the game.

Xehanort - X is also an anagram of Rent a Ho

Roxas is way too cynical to be a hero in any sense. You could give him any horrible job in the world and he'd be too autistic to question it as long as he has somebody to eat ice cream with.

That's literally the opposite of what cynical means

Current Disney.
Avoid it.

Why are they putting this game on the Xbone? Wouldn't the Switch be a better choice since weebs have that?

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Every game gets gayer, at this point Riku is getting openly pushed as a love interest more than Kairi

But when they took away his ice cream friend he tried to go postal.

just like how they felt with MHW

Nothing is gayer than shirtless merman sora vocally taking part in a damn disney musical.
If my dad walked in on me playing that I would never be able to look him in the eyes ever again.

The only thing that made those segments redeemable in any fashion is that the Japanese version has Ursula sung by an old man.

That reminds me was KH3 XBone/PC/PS4 or just Xbone/ps4
At this point the latter seems weird since isn't even microsoft basically giving up on the xbone at this point and selling the xbonerx as a pc?

It was the right decision to play just the first game.

Holla Forums working like shit tonight for anybody else?

How many years has it been since 2?

12 years and 3 months, to be precise.

Even gayer than this?

No contest

I still don't get why he doesn't have a nose

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They're sakura petals. Nips have them represent death and rebirth, or sometimes just death.

Image.

That's not Aqua. Ventus is a victim.

If you like Kingdom Come you should try Elex

That keyblade design is great, which is what makes him look even worse.

Thread is dead. Post DARKNESS

Ive seen gameplay of Elex and it looks like as if its soul crushingly boring, in terms of gameplay its the exact opposite kind of game that KH is, slow, clunky, broken and dragged out.
Now please fuck off with your shit germanycuck games.

Just for you, buddy.

The one who actually had a girlfriend amongst org XIII?
Here's you

You sure it's not the fucking pink? This also reeks of you wanting to husbando him.

Wew lad, are you a woman by any chance?

Nah, I just find the criticism that all bishounen characters are gay being fucking retarded and based entirely on personal spite for attractive white people. Pink hair is pretty damn weird though, I'll give you that.

It's shit criticism and it's fucking lazy.
Sorry you thirsty cuck, I'm a straight white male.
I bet you're one of those losers who wants every character in every game to be womyn.

user, they're made for fujoshi. The homoerotic undertones are intentional.
Wew lad.
Well there's a simple reason for that It's his color scheme that has to do with death. I fucking hated this fucker's shit in KH2FM. But it also lends to effeminate bishonen design. And you have to be kidding yourself if you don't think KH is fujo bait.

Are you okay? Are you new? Because if you weren't, you'd know you're preaching the choir.

And non existant in plenty of video game characters that get labeled as fujoshit by waifu cucks who can't live without an all female cast in their vidya.
Gays are a vile abberation that need to be stricken from this world. The idea of faggots needs to be destroyed.

To add Marluxia was the ONLY memeber of Org XIII who had a fucking girlfriend. Why would they do that if he was meant to be "fujoshit" you fucking autists?

So they can larp as Larxene with Marluxia (very effeminate name too, by the way) as their husbando.

It's not too shabby.

Also fangirls do that shit to every single intellectual property or fantasy world out there. Healthy genetic white male features aren't the problem, women are. Just look at the shit they draw about Warhammer 40k for god's sake.
Faggots and the idea of faggots needs to be removed from sight and mind. The criticism that everything healthy and male is gay is exactly what the jews want you to think. I'll admit that plenty of "bishounen" characters are fujoshit, however there are plenty of decent characters that receive the label too from what I can only assume are butthurt ugly men or people who hate fangirls as much as I do.

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Fucking hell, I hate it when I can't get everything out in a single post.
"bishounen" characters are actually very godly and resemble only the best European traits and aesthetics white men can possibly achieve. Japs are very redpilled and respect the ideal aryan aesthetic moreso than actual Europeans do today. Such characters do not resemble the poz pigs you'd find in a SanFran nightclub but rather the images of ancient biblical artwork.
Bishounens represent the kind of body and look god actually wants you to have. The unwarranted and lazy hate for them can only be of the Jewish mental construct that prefers the feminine or the ugly. God favors "bishounens" and if you hate them you're probably a jew.

It sounds like you're projecting your beliefs onto bishounen shit. I guarantee you most fags who hate bishounen don't hate it because "Waaah, they're prettier than me!" or because of (((them.)))

But user, he even posted solid evidence.
You STILL don't believe him? Theres nothing wrong with men having a feminine feature or two, thats not gay at all, they are still just dudes, especially marluxia.
You must be either insecure or projecting at this point to not get what that user is trying to say.

What an utterly shocking development

You're right. I'm just an insecure ugly four and half foot manlet who can't stand the beautiful glory that is bishounen, and am paid by the Jews to push it as gay.

That hair doesn't make any…

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Is that a jewfro

What about this one?

Most likely, it's from a Byzantine chapel in the 6th century, shit would most likely reflective Christianities kike origins

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RETARDED
danielmirante.com/project/archangel-michael/

Kingdom of Hearts is unironically shit. No I'm not being contrarian, it's just shit.

This is what Japanese people draw Michael as.

Two of those are by the same character designer. That's what ONE japanese person draws Michael as.

I actually wasn't sure and couldn't really be bothered to look it up, which is why I asked, sperg.

I want to like the series, but it feels like it takes so long for them to pick up in terms of unlocking gameplay features like better keyblade combos and magic. Am I just impatient?

Also thinking of pirating the PS3 remakes.

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Still the best villain in the series

This looks more manly than does

This is the average level of intelligence I would expect from a bishounenfag.

If you play KH2FM on critical, you'll start out with a bunch of abilities as soon as it lets you set them. Can't remember how good they are though. Games are pretty boring as shit to begin, but the payoff is worth it.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

CUM GUARDIAN

Merkabah, Michael, and the other Archangels in SMT IV all had a huge artstyle clash from the rest of the game, and Merkebah's art was complete shit, but their designs were cool as hell. At least Merkabah got his shitty art fixed in Apocalypse. That's not a good picture for showing how japs view Michael though, because that design isn't so much supposed to depict Michael himself as much as it is supposed to depict him as a component of Merkabah.

You've finally you have seen the truth and accepted things for the way they are.
Jk, if you think they look gay then I don't blame you. I also like JJBA for crying out loud.

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Immediate abilities at the cost of the game being overall harder? Sounds interesting.

You play in critical or you don't play at all. The game is shit easy on any other mode. You said you were going to pirate the PS3 versions? Don't. I hear they fucked something up gameplay-wise when remaking them, though I can't recall what. Emulate the English patched Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and play on critical. You also get an ability on critical to stop earning EXP for a level 1 run, and the final mix adds a bunch of new optional bosses, harder versions of every Organization XIII member at the end of a new dungeon, and a new difficult storyline boss.

Oh yeah, and there's this new sidequest involving the mushroom heartless Organization 13 that has various action oriented minigames, there are various new items and accessories, and several new keyblades.

The only complaint I heard is that the drive form transformations have longer loading times by a few seconds compared to the PS2 and PS4 versions. This only really effects you if you're a speedrunner and otherwise it's noticeable but not game breaking.

I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

Still better to emulate for higher resolution and fast forwarding the few times you may have to farm for materials. Speaking of, I never really looked into whether you can manipulate the RNG for rare drops

Also, in the PS3 version, Kairi's panties are still censored, whereas they are uncensored in the English patched Nip version. If that matters to you.

If he has a physical PS3 the loading times in the PS3 version are way faster then the PS2, which is why most speedrunners still used the PS3 version even with the transformation buffer issue, while this effect on the PS2 version via emulator is slightly negated I don't know if the other user even has an emulator set up to use, or if he's going to be that autistic grinding for mats rather then just enjoying the game on his first run.

I'm gunning for just enjoying myself plus ease of pirating it.

I never had a problem with them when emulating.
I recall seeing videos of that where Sora would just float in the air for around 15+ seconds not allowing you to do anything. Not sure which version that was though.

Yeah in that case it's probably just easier to do the PS3 version on your first run and if you develop severe autism feel free to play the PS2 English patched version for the benefits.

Do you miss the part of my post where I said
and
Which evidently is true

I meant to quote that too, but didn't because I'm tired.
I'd say completely since it was a non-issue.
No problem with that really. It's not like he's handing out shekels. I was just arguing for the merits of the patched version over the PS3 version. Speaking of severe autism. There a mod for KH2FM that I believe is compatible with the English patch that can randomize all bosses in the game as well as randomize the heartless for any scripted encounter. I watched some poor fucker do that shit where you have to defend the door at Hollow Bastion and he got the airplane Heartless that charge straight at the thing for a dozen hits at time. He eventually got through that shit with the very minimal abilities and spells you have at that point in the game. I wasn't even sure it was possible.

Please come back and embarrass yourself more.

Anything's possible if you believe

I'm pretty sure most things are possible in 2FM, yesterday some Nip found out how to beat the mushroom XIII at level 1 without boost farming using a final form DPS exploit.

The ps4 version has a tendancy to have random glitches at times. I had a hilarious instance during the data demnyx fight. I beat one of the water clones out of the musical phase and all of the sudden and with suprisingly high speed; demnyx, donald, and goofy slid across the field towards me like they were being pulled in. I died moments laters but I was laughing my ass of when it happened.

where's his doodle tho

does that mean he has to be on bottom?

This is my motto tbh

The heartless are cute.

Take this putrid horse shit back to Gaia.

Are there enough significant characters to do a KH version of KOTR?

This is the cutest one.

DELETE THIS SHIT

I have never seen a kh fan who isnt a giant flamboyant faggot or a gaymer grill

Thanks for the rape flashbacks

WHY AM I DIRECTED TO THIS THREAD I WAS SEARCHING FOR KINGDOM COME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's too bad that game was shit. It'd be better off not having combat at all and going pure RPGMaker walking sim.

Is this a new meme now?

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