Dissidia

I keep hoping that one day Sephiroth will get rapey with either the Cloud of Darkness or Ultimecia, but it never seems to occur.

That's because Sephirot is cannonically gay, as show in Crisis Core.

Where's that shill who kept trying to justify the game cutting you down to 1 HP attack?

Gone as expected.

They had one job, how did they fuck this up?

Esports

NO GABRANTH, NO BUY

Of course they completely fucked it up because we're not allowed to have nice things in this timeline

In what way? As far as I remember everybody got improved, aside from removing a few character's infinites.

I think I remember Shantotto and Terra had some nerf, and Gabranth got hurt by the EX Mode mechanics being nerfed.