Vidya Dogs_Happy New Year

China has a higher average IQ than just about every other country in the world besides Singapore, Hong Kong, and South Korea, though.

Chihuahuas are the master breed of dog, what are you talking about?

And communists have also been know to lie on top of the fact that IQ tests can be learned.

Yeah, iirc china has a huge problem with schools that just make their kids memorize tests and not actually learning shit.

Best dog

I'm sure those IQ tests had a very widespread sample size including the rural backwater provinces. :^)

I always find it funny how almost all Asian countries celebrate the zodiac system and have their own associated myths but Ameri's can only fathom it as a Chinese thing.

China doesn't IQ test students that are below average.

Forgot, but chinese people are still subhumans

You're killing me.

No, just the truth man. Chihuahuas are truly man's best friend. Chihuahuas protect against both the CIA and the Grays.

pls don't buy 8ch, china

How much worse can it even get, the biggest parts of Holla Forums are already owned by Merchants.

Hey man, I had a Shiba. That fucker would tree bears until it figured going after a tom cat would be a good idea. RIP.

Flesh doggo is an ugly asshole. But its still incredibly fun to fight.

If I became the supreme leader of earth, I would order for every single chihuahua to be shot through the fucking skull. Hate doesnt even begin to describe the feelings I have for those little shits.

Yeah but I'd rather now have bitcoin miners installed into this site.

You're a fucking traitor to mankind then. You want the Grays to come down here and dissect our entrails. You want the CIA to pump us all full of Crystal Acid until we release all of our information or die.

*NOT have
fucking hell

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Fuck off and take your chink superstions with you.

This won't work here, reddit…

Someone dump some webms of negative IQ chinks falling into elevator shafts.

In difference of 老外 supersitions?
I don't like to quote le smug science nigger but "new years carries no astronomical value whatsoever"

What a shame, i hoped for some other kind of spoilered pic

Of course the "science" nigger would want to undermine the cultural marking of passing time.

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Chinks are subhuman, but celebrating doggos i can get behind.

SoM had a variety of dogs, starting with a prehistoric wolf.

That's obviously a wolf.

cats > dogs
dogs carry it too

awoo~

Ryu Ga Gotoku Ishin/Yakuza Ishin has some nice interaction with dogs and cats. You can befriend them by feeding them and then when you fill up the friendship bar they come to your farmstead, where you can keep them in a doghouse, give them each a name and make them do tricks (webm related) to keep them happy. In the 9th chapter, a dog also follows you around and watches you fight alongside the final boss from Yakuza 2 and one of the playable characters from Yakuza 4&5.

Are there any games with cavaliers?

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Shit, meant to post this.

But cats can't fetch your newspaper or guide you when you're blind.

Cats are useless unless you are storing grain.

By that logic every human is an african immigrant. Just because niggers are shit doesn't africa itself is shit.

Rule of Rose has a Labrador.

That's not a dog!

Well, the oldest human remains have been found in Europe so maybe we're mistaken in thinking Africa is the cradle of civilization.

Human can exist separate from civilization as shown by nigger. Or maybe they just aren't humans. Whatever. Nobody is saying human civilization came from Africa except deluded KANGZ. Most say it was around the shared edge of Africa, Europe and the Middle East.

sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170523083548.htm

Out of Africa was disproven decades ago. Get with the fucking times.

Not according to any actual science.

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Disgusting genetically failed abominations, overly-inbred by narcissistic morons with no sense of appreciation for nature's aesthetics nor consideration for other living beings' suffering. Every single fucker out there who breeds, owns or likes these freaks should be shot on the spot for polluting society with their inferior preferences.

Chihuahuas are the aryans of dogkind user.

I agree, Chihuahuas are an underrated breed.

I miss my ST Bernard.

Makes me kinda want a Beagle again.

You fucking faggots look at what you made me do.

Are you going to post webms?

kek

total fucking bros

What is the most sub-lupus?

Doesn't Taiwan also do that shit?

t. pitbull

That's what makes it ironic.

Stream it you motherfucker. It's the Citizen Kane of dog movies.

Shit man I don't know how to stream things. Is there an anonymous streaming thing I can use somewhere?

Their job is to be big so you can hold on to them while they drag you places. They do it reasonably well.

What if Chihuahua's reputation as snappy psychos is for good reason?
Constantly being around mexicans will do that to you also didn't mayans eat them?

Well fuck you all too.

To contribute though, rush from mega man

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Fun fact, out of the two positions of this argument.
this guy is more likely to be the spic. Most wetbacks that I have met hate chihuahuas.

We'll I have a spic friend who had a chihuahua and loved it, so what now?

anything smaller than a golden retriever is unterhunde trash for me and I'm a slav

What about corgis or cocker spaniels?

Best vidya doggo.

It is not the time nor place for this.

shut the fuck up

go on

I wanna give that dog a bone

No u, I want to talk about dogs that I would not fuck.

corgis are fine, don't particularly like them but at least they are dogs, never cared about cocker spaniels either, all those small dogs like chihuahua are vile as fuck and if I wanted a rat I would just get one, less noisy too

I want to slowly suffocate her while I gently fuck her from behind

Or terriers for that matter. Just look up "terrier ratting" on youtube. They're no toy breed.

doggos :)

Disappointed.

GTA V's dindu character has a dog you can walk and play fetch with

Ammy is a good girl who feeds her friends

It's a common knowledge that pit bulls and other dog of this fashion just go berserk eventually, and with age the likelyhood of it happening increases. It can happen as early as on the 2nd year. And yet people still get these dogs as pets.

But amaterasu is wolf.

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you nigger

I just wanted to post that picture

Post the gif, if you're so great

I mean they could atleast have had a gun handy to put down their dog. Sure enough, if they're retarded enough to own such dog, they're also retarded enough not to have any means of killing the dog. Rather, not understanding the threats such dogs pose is the reason people own them in the first place.

I swear there should be a law that you can't own any pets that you can't kill barehanded.

Ghost trick has a Pomeranian

Post it faggot

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Yep. Think of all the bullshit that's been bred into the pug: the fucked up eyes, inability to breathe, etc. Now imagine that a bunch of retards applied the same evolutionary dead-end style of breeding to a dog's psychology, and you get the pitbull.

Pitbull genocide now or after the chinese.

And you faggots say that Chihuahuas aren't the best of dogs. When and how could a Chihuahua kill its owner? They really are man's best friend.

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Must've hurt like a motherfucker. At least it died quickly.

Like in Neverwinter Nights. Top-tier wizard familiar.

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they always are but you just mistake it for love bites due to their lack of strength and overall pathetic posture

Chihuahuas are repulsive little rat creatures though

Digby is better

Pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world and should be eradicated.

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A lot of pit owners are niggers, so… maybe.

They have good strength and posture though, because they can't fucking kill people.

just don't get a pitbull

You've never even had a dog, have you?

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I'm suspecting he's only seen one and from a significant distance

He's saying they have "good" strength because they're too fucking weak to hurt anything. In other words, them being weak is a positive quality. I'm pretty sure he's being retarded on purpose.

everybody knows cats are superior

I just saw one while playing Kingdom Come Deliverance. Dog was guarding his master's corpse from a looter.

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I had a black and white cockalier once, best friend I could possibly ask for. I hope she's being treated well at her new home.

I like both

The only downside is that cats are fucking retarded. I mean sure you can breed cats for intelligence and then they'll be fine but no one fucking did that, instead there's breeds one dumber than the next.

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DOG OWNERS BTFO

Oh yeah cats are real fuckin' neato. If a hemipshere of your brain is missing.

lel

Pick your choice.

added one more point

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Momiji is the fluffiest. And she'll let you impregnate your daughter.

Where were you when a tiny cat brain contained higher intelligence than most of Europe?

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This. If your cat attacks you it's because you're a fucking retard.

What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear over you the sound of my cat killing everything that enters my domain and then being one of the chillest creatures in God's domain

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Including you and your family, you retard. Have you never seen a cat "guard" a space and go nuclear on everyone because it saw another cat?

gj famalam

That's pretty much all you're saying.

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What a twist. Call me when it's the year of the cat. OH WAIT

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Just wanted to confirm this as a cat owner. They suck. If they get mad, you suffer for it. They will happily attack you when something else annoys them simply because you are nearby. There are also plenty of other reasons to hate a cat on top of this. Cats are terrible.

fucking cucks.

dogs do that too, hell a dog would take a bullet for its master.

Cats never attack you for real though. I never had my cat make a real bite or drive its claws into me. If you try to catch a stray cat, they won't hold back, the only way you gonna leave without deep punctures in your skin is either if you never catch it or if you were exceptoinally lucky.

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How are you this stupid? Is it the brain parasites? Are brain parasites causing you to emit bait, user?

Exactly. I've never had a cat, but looking up "angry cat" on youtube tells you a lot about their psychology when nobody's even fucking with them.

Your cats can be aggressive but they won't go full retard on you, they'll hold back. The worst thing that can happen is that you get startled and get a few light scratches, there won't even be blood. Also
that's like those pranks when you slap someone from where they can't see you and they'd turn around and punch someone else just because they were there.

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Dog from Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money

10 min ban

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"Hey it's that dog!" *barks*

EVADE MY BLOWS.

Dogs are useless unless it's a large breed that can bite off an intruder's head. And even then a handgun does the job better with less maintenance costs

I don't think a gun can herd sheep or cattle.

Not with that attitude.

Of course not, haven't you seen Beverly Hills Chihuahua?

dogs never ruined my fort

Off-topic, but a couple months ago my aunt took pictures of my cousin and me at my grandma's grave. Is that worse? We both asked if that was considered sacrilegious.

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is it good?

You don't have to be a spic to know that chihuahuas are a shit-tier breed of dog who seem more closely related to fucking rats than actual wolves. All they fucking do is look ugly and bark in a high pitched voice at people for no god damn reason and it takes all of my willpower to not punt the little shit out the window or across a yard whenever I come across them. Seriously why would you like a chihuahua? Is there even a single benefit to owning one of those pathetic, scrawny, braindead and downright freak of a dog? Its even worse that those things used to be wolves, its actually sad that people bred those things into existence at all.

The fact my city is slowly filling with shitbulls is filling me with the urge to breed dogs. Prettier, smarter, better dogs than shitbulls. Something that has a hunting instinct, and doesn't kill its owner. Something unassuming enough you could train it to be a guard dog and nobody would expect it until their ass is torn in half. Something proud, beautiful, and strong. Something like the German Pudelhund

Also tfw party dog is most likely dead

pic unrelated

Keep telling yourself that leftypol.

Photographing holy places if sacrilegious be it a graveyard or a church itself. Photographing necro flyers is also sin and the dead in general.

Literally fucking what?

The nigger fears the poodle much like he fears a white man reading a book, or smiling when his photograph is taken

Dogs aren't inherently non-white. Or at least black. I don't know the regional origin of dogs but judging by current day wolves it was Europe. Dogs and humans a co-evolution so we a biologically connected to them. Nigger, however, don't don't have such co-evolution. I think that also the reason why non-whites tend to mistreat domestic animals.

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The origin of dogs is traced back to wolves of East Asian origin. Ancient man looked at pack animals hunting prey and thought, "I want to make those work for me."
Since then, humanity has spread the dog all over the world. Breeding allowed us to create a variety of dogs. These breeds were specialized for different forms of hunting, for guardianship, and for companionship.
When humanity goes into space, we will bring dogs (and cats and maybe horses). Dogs will help us conquer new planets. They may not be the dogs you see today. New breeds will be born to thrive in alternative environments. Space dogs.
Wherever man goes, he must spread dog. It is in our nature, the very instinct which drives us. Dogs are the most human thing on this planet. One day, they will be the most human thing off this planet.

The three best pups.

Given the apathy toward our own genocide, the utter decimation of our system of morality, and are inability to fight back against aggressors that threaten everything which originally made us human, that statement hurts so much fucking more than it should.

I don't know if my sister is just fucking retarded at training dogs but it has certainly colored by opinion of them.

archive.is/QVYKq

Jesus christ, grow a spine.

Were they of any particular race?
Women are shit at training dogs regardless. There was a webm around of a woman that couldn't hold back her dogs as they mauled a cat.

DAS ZOOPHOBIC!

My grandpa put down his G-Shep after it killed his Yorkie recently. No second chances, don't let it kill anymore after it kills one (let alone "all the other animals")

Not an argument. Also not a reply to what was said. Are you literate?

What the fuck made you think I was trying to argue with you? You're a melodramatic faggot and autistic, great.

I don't remember what the first one was but the second was a border collie.

It got through two rabbits, two cats and something else too I think.

You had no reason to reply, then.

You're a huge whinging faggot.

No.

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What are some games with dog protagonists?

You had no reason to reply.

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Okami

you had no reason to make that post

Amaterasu is a wolf.

This is one of the games I want to get the PS3 for.

It's definitely on my backlog. Great it's on pc now.

women in general seem to be incapable of choosing and raising dogs.

Poodles are far smarter and vicious than people think. They were originally bird hunting dogs.
They make good guard dogs too.

It's fun for, like, a day or two. Then it become somewhat repetitive and/or prohibitively difficult. If you're into roguelikes get it, because the core routine is basically

It replied to the content of another statement made. You did no equivalent.

I replied to the content of his post. I did the exact same thing.

Oh boy, here we go.

What happened to the pitbulls with downs meme

Not even close.

You still don’t have any reply to what I said.

You getting banned in other threads or are you just a faggot?

Nice false dichotomy, fag. Ever heard of a cell tower? Reply to the content of the post or don’t reply at all.

Holy fuck, are you an actual aspie?

aunn is best 2hu dog
the left one isn't even a dog, she's some kind of furry thing.

Still not relevant to the topic.

You're acting like an autist, hence I am calling you an autist.

Awfully ironic.

They really are. I just took in my sisters dog and the thing is a neurotic wreck that can't be left alone. Her previous dog ate drywall.

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Aun technically is more akin to a lion-dog hybrid, and you're a faggot if you seriously argue that Kyuoko isn't a cute pupper.

He's a wolf dog, you can tell because he wags his tail, wolves don't wag their tails

what the fuck am I looking here?

Fix that right now.

If IQ tests can be learned, then they're useless for all testing. Checkmate, Holla Forumstards.

Most people are retards and don't even know poodles other than toy-sized exist. Same with dachshunds.

its on my backlog.

Every breed that's not this one is dogshit

Funny you should mention that. If you were born in the year of the Dragon: life is supposed to be out to fuck you over.

I never played God Hand either and I'm not interested. It looks like a waste of my time.

These dogs are all good boys, but this one is the best boy

Blade Wolf is top tier

Good boy indeed

Huh.

up yours fag

Great thread guys having a great time

I want to ____ Amaterasu

Don't start with this.

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doggos are for pets and belly rubs you dogfucker
>>>/fur/
>>>/furry/
>>>/vfur/
>>>/out/

Good luck. I'm behind 7 proxies. :^)

Don't do that.

You have my interest.

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I like doggos, they're better than cats

DAmn straight!

a real entrepreneur

Argument disporved

Post cute dogs

I only love my dog, every other dog is a fucking asshole to me and they bark for no fucking reason, I feel like smashing their snouts in at times. 'Cept for my Booger, he is the sweetest.

No they don't

Why are dogs terrified of canned snacks and sugary beverages? Is there some sort of smell they send out that we can't quite make out but that signals them that danger is afoot?

I guess it depends on the dog

It's the same breed so i assume they have the same intelligence. I think it has more to do with authority or the lack of it.

I felt so betrayed.

move it to your frontlog nigger, I guarantee it's better than 90% of the garbage you're currently considering playing.

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Wrong, all domesticated dogs are derived from the European gray wolf.

In the Mountain Dew webm, it looks like the bottle is filled with water, so they probably splashed the dog, which is why she's acting like that to the bottle. One of my dogs is afraid of water, so if you ever spray anything nearby or turn on a shower or get in a pool, she'll act like that, but then hide until the water is confirmed gone.

You can clearly see by the motion of the tail that the dog isn't terrified. It's quite excited by it for some reason.

post something

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Yes they are
>muslimheritage.com/article/cats-islamic-culture
Enjoy your sandnigger-tier pet user or I guess it's Achmed now

God what a faggy religion. It also warns that teenaged boys are the most deadly seducers.

S P H E R I C A L

reported

TFW one of Burgerstan's most popular dog breeds but still very little positive media representation

I have explained myself poorly. I don't think the dog in the webm is terrified of the bottle, I think she considers water splashing as play. Me discussing my dog was unnecessary.

Choose only one.

Do wolves count?

China doesn't IQ test their retards/under performing educational students.

As far as I, the OP, am concerned: yes. Coyotes and foxes also count.

The best dogs in games are ones you can kill. Like in pic related and Elevator Action Returns.

We know.

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Delightful.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Where did cf go?

look at all these good boys!
tell them i love them and they are special and deserve all the good dog treats

Careful with that edge user

Jesus that do is ugly as shit.

ur ugly as shit

Fuck CF, he's a fake christian, schitzo, and gay porn watching Californian mutant. Not to mention anti-white "religious" nihilist.

Hahaha no, dog's don't wag their tails while hunting, because motion attracts attention, dog's do because its to attract humans attention for spotting.

The tail wagging is a natural wolf communication, by the degree of wagging another wolf can see if the wagging is a response to food, threat, excitement or fear.

seriously, fuck dogs.

knowing the kind of people lurking, please watch your wording user

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Was baiting zoos part of your plan?

sorry
death to furries

zoophilia=/=furry

you sure about that?

they aren't mutually exclusive, but they aren't the same thing

This.
TAKE THE KNOT

go away

You started it.

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I'd really fuckin' appreciate if this didn't go any further,

Don't, we're just provoking him.

good point.

TAKE IT

don't worry user we have enough rope for both