Subtle humor in vidya

I find it funny people blame SF so much when it's not nearly as pozzed as it's made out to be and Portland, Oregon is still SJW central.

you mean jews like vavra :^)

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he probably means based CD Projekt Red who are not kiking out people on gog.com at all. Just look at how they saved RPGs with witcher 3 complete with lack of proper male role models, swearing in every sentence because how realistic, right? It even has strong wymyn in several different places, including Ciri. If you dare to impede on her, she will die because holy shit you bigot you have to encourage wymyn to be strong and independent. Have I mentioned that there is a (based) tranny elf too? How about the furfag in witcher 2?

I don't have anything to say to continue the conversation but I want you to know I'm encouraging you and appreciate what you are doing. I think it's because I'm so tired after working today. Have a good night.

Nah, if a girl has to do super dangerous shit by herself, being weak and dependent is pretty much a recipe for death.

I guess that's why you have to have dumb ass snow ball fights with her and let her wreck random lab shit - to make her strong and independent.

What a low quality thread. Cuckchan just GTFO already.

Now that part I agree is dumb.

Nice try, Patchoulibeard. Where do you think all the Portland hipsters came from? The slow creep of San Fran trash up I-5. They moved north and have infected every city along the way. Portland, Olympia, Seattle, you name it.

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LOL

That is some prime faggotry.
There is no honor in fighting a woman because it's an easy fight. No chance of losing.

Have you forgotten about another strong wymyn in NotNorway who is so strong she kills multiple men in a ring?

This was probably the best mission in the game, because instead of playing as Geralt you played as a drunken Irish ghost who had values appropriate for the setting and got mad pussy because of it.

Were this clip taken from the DLCs I wager, it`s so weird to see Geralt tipping his fedora, he always came to me as the type of slimy guy that would use any bullshit rhetoric to get a girl when his witcher powers didn`t do the job, unless it`s Yen of course. Is book Geralt a suck up to women?

Geralts always been a giant flaming faggot liberal in his setting. He dies saying non-humans from a probably totally justified riot.

*saving

Imagine you want to bone a girl, she is mildly tipsy and complaining about how her mother nags her for being in uni and not raising children. What would you say Holla Forums?

Who cares. Witcher 3 is their last game anyway. They're in dev hell for that cyberpunk game and dealing with pr disaster after pr disaster. Whatever they've done no longer matters, they'll be dust soon.

I bang her and ignore Shani who has a manface and sounds like she has downs syndrome.

Tell her every single detail about the misery of a 9 - 5 cubicle wageslave job and how she'll miss out on all the wonders of living vicariously through her children, having a husband that will fuck the ever living dumbassery out of her brain every night, being exposed to natural lighting in the day, getting to watch TV all day or take the kids to the pool and enjoy a nice suntan. I'd tell her all about how she'd be surrounded by creepy thirsty soyboys that will masturbate to pictures of her as soon as they get home from work, how she'd have to suck about fifty diseased cocks to get a promotion, how she'll have to deal with female co-workers' utter bullshit, and juggle all of that with a stressful workload that will give her a fair share of emotional breakdowns and make her develop alcoholism. But hey, keep taking these Gender Studies classes, you never know when knowing the periodic table of genders could come in handy. :^)

And I'd laugh at her and go home to my tradwife and fuck her brains out.

I love when they do stuff like that

Also regardless that joke's not subtle, it's just them using a shibboleth.

Why would I be madder at new tumors than the original they metastasized from, especially while it's still doing it?
But sure, your city that needs maps to navigate around actual human shit is really cool.

I'm in portland. There's a 6'4" tranny who sits across the isle from me at work. Her office chat handle is badkitty. Please nuke us best korea.

You better be in that explosion

Do you hope "she" will jump in your arms when the nuclear war happens and you will get the d after carrying "her" to safety?

That's how you eliminate capitalism right there, put jews or soygoys in charge of HR.

Oh my god I'm infected. End it all brothers before the contagion spreads further.

Ask her out.

this

Fuck that, Portland needs to be taken out in such a way that the rest of Oregon isn't fucked over. Same with Seattle and Vancouver. The rainforests are worth more than the people living in those cities, in currency and in moral value.

the whole portland metro area is a metastatic cancer. But there is hope. The city recently ran out of money and the minimum wage hike to 14.50$ in 2022 is going to drive alot of business out of state. I know the (((large corporation))) I work for axed 3k employees in the last 5 years with alot of (((forced retirement))) They'll end up closing the branch in another 5 and move everything to ohio or something.

Fuck that, most of your state's population needs to be evicted or slaughtered, the clay can be reused very easily.

Put poison in drink.

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Economic collapse there would be amazing. Certainly would provide a whole bunch of weird forest people stories, old bearded men who wander the woods and speak in babbling tongues about fairies and goblins, or ancient and wretched women who cackle at night and peer out from wooded hills at the wretched suburbs. We need more of those people out east, certifiable weirdos who don't harm anyone and inspire tales of wizards and witches, unlike this rabble of filth.

Geralt is basically just a white-knighting, libshit faggot rip-off Elric.

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This.
Funfags are the absolute worst. They tolerate ruining a setting completely for a few cheap laughs. Laughs that will be pure cringe to people who actually want to enjoy the setting.

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We will stand to your bullying no longer!

We are not mere bullies. We are the gatekeepers of your feeble minds. The moment we leave you in peace you turn good games into memefests.
Your fun will be limited and controlled, lest we get another deadpool tier game from a decent setting.
Thus no fun must be had.

P.S. we are bigger and stronger
Post more fun and see what happens

when the fuck is 4.0 coming out?

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Kill all faggots.

Kizuna AI is a grill, user.

that's what (((she))) wants you to think

You saved a man pleasing himself to a dildo, while in a skirt and the camera pointing at his dick while he cums user.
You can't pass it off as *it's just a joke*. I bet you collect these.
Why ?

Why do I have an erection

So he can post them, duh.

Have some standards nigger

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enough, go back to the bumplocked LOL thread and then kill yourselves

Why can we never have quality derails? I want to talk about how cool dense temperate (rain)forests are.

This is what *fun* leads to.
You don't know how to have fun and you do not deserve it.

Maybe in san fransisco. Or wherever you live. Where I live fun just means a few beers, some liquor and couch co-op. You gotta get your ass outta the gay community user.

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Only now noticed that's a draugr body model.

looks like the 2d porn wasn't wrong

Honestly, this mostly doesn't exist unless it's played within the confines of the actual lore of the story universe as otherwise it breaks the 4th wall and often is in relation to some (((current))) bullshit.

Not to mention that most examples often are super in your face and unfunny as a result because retards can't humor.

HGAHAHAHA
SO SUBLEL

IS GREAT JOKE
BEST DOOM EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTYGOTY

I like memes too user

What would monsters from Rampage even have use for a base? All they do is destroy shit.

And you know it the best, eh?

That's a really dick move.
I just used the Axii to get him down, no hurt fellings

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A faggot tailor who wears dresses, not much different from an average elf.

You're gay.

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No wonder, considering that he is an abandoned "orphan", confirmed sterile and not treated any better than non-humans by common people. Zero emotional investment in his species, race or nation.

1. You replied to the wrong person.
2. All faggots must be exterminated. Acceptance of faggotry is unacceptable.

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The elf isn't a tranny, just a crossdresser, he's not even into dudes, he just likes to wear dresses.
That's quite a few steps below SF current year degeneracy.

it's the THIRTEENTH CENTURY, that level of degeneracy is intolerable.

What about this one here?

At least he still dicks the elf broads.
Crossdressing and flamboyancy is one thing, crossing the taking dick rubicon is another. Take Emps for example. Looks like a big golden queer, but I bet you he's never taken a dick and never would.

TOPCUCK

He made the world take his dick, if anything.

>that's what (((she))) wants you to think

thats got to be an oxymoron or some shit
true traps are 2D

The only good ones are 2D, but the word trap applies to 3D as well. If you want a 2D-only word, you'd start using otoko no ko.

Hot damn now that's some sexy puffy vulva!

trap implies that the crissdresser is realistically able to "trap" someone
Unfortunately literally all traps are identifiable as male except for partial pictures that don't take shot of the entire body
The only p-lace where you can find a realistic trap is 2D, therefore traps only exist in 2D

It happens, otherwise we wouldn't be using the word in that way. Even if we can easily identify otherwise, there are people that somehow fall for it.

NO MORE TRAPS

There was this one Quarian guy in Mass Effect, I forget which one, probably 3. Shortly after we're explained that a Quarian takes upon a title that goes [name of person] vas [name of ship], like "Tali'Zorah vas Normandy", he says that he wants to serve on either the "Deferens" or the "Ectomy".

Got a good laugh out of me, but I imagine it goes straight over the head of most of the kids playing that game.

trapxgirl is the furthest away from gay as you can literally get

we learn that in the first game or at the very least, the second
it was probably the 2nd

I am tired of these gays. Let's talk about forests instead.

It's super rare though.

you mean like the chance for the comment to come up?
because the ship naming part is part of the tali mission which is pretty fucking major if you want to finish the main mission without casualties

That futaxgirl you faggot.

futa is perversion of the female form to create an abomination with increased masculinity in a gay relationship
Trap is feminization of the male to form to reduce masculinity in a straight relationship
Futas are also always considered as female, therefore they make any relationship they are in automatically gay, traps however when placed with girls becomes straight
This is because traps are always male and therefore can't be considered homosexual when placed with a woman

besides futa is for faggots who secretly like dick

TRAPS ARE GAY, FAGGOTS

Some jokes are not for the weak of mind - or anyone. Every mainstream movie has lewd references or contextually "Bleeped" things. And it's as funny as a dying fu*n for everybody* cking forced shit.
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In the future, I believe that "Cuckn'stain New Colossalfailure" is not seen as a horrible shitstorm of ideological bullshit, but as a funny joke referencing the current year.

Get the joke now? Too bad. In 5 years you will be hunted down for laughing, or not laughing hard enough.

i feel bad for you user.

I can only do it if i don't jack off for a few days
which hardly ever happens

Who ever did this webm is a fine person.

also the
only happened once to me, it came out way warmer than it should

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My balls don't work well either user.

My balls work fine; they just don't work like in hentai.

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

However there's no way to get hentai bukkake levels of ejaculation without doing the thing porn stars do and injecting saline (I think it was saline but it might have been something else) in your urethra.

Traps and Futa are both excuses created for in the closet homosexuals so they can delude themselves into thinking they are straight.

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Does she wound her friends first one by one, making them lament their young lives cut short with their bodies becoming colder due to bleeding as the gril begins penetration? While others watch in terror as they know one of them will be next?

Almost as good as a boy getting fucked by a futa so hard over the course of years he gets a womb

I'd fap to that

Gay and trash.

Trips?

Shhhhhh, it's OK. Just eat your tendies like a good boy.

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what is with cuckchan their obsession with wojak all of a sudden?

Holy shit, witcher is pozzed because it has hot girls in It? Are you faggots literally fucking gay?

Holy fuck user. Just end it all.

I hate to tell you this but if you think a man merely existing is some sort of homosexual declaration, you're probably a queer.

That fuckers a gay ass sub-human elflord.

He's a balding manlet. The dude isn't exactly swimming in Testosterone.

okay but what about him is gay

I see russian election is in just a month, 18 march, and here's Putin everywhere on Holla Forums.

Go back to mediamatters.

If it has a dick it's gay.
Fuck off back to tumblr.

Look nigga, you're just gonna circle back around to gay any way to go now.

user being a complete fag for having a penis confirmed.

Liking dick makes you gay.

Because you have no chance to survive make your time

Honestly, it's in reference to this and how it was everywhere, much like the old "Killroy was here."

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It's current century.

I AM TIRED OF THESE GAYS. LET'S TALK ABOUT FORESTS INSTEAD.

Is that the jewtube streamer?

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Forest are pretty gay user.

Did you know if you collected every broken tree branch in a forest you'd have a ton of faggots?

That's not subtle, and I'm not entirely sure it's even intended as humor.
Subtle humor is a drunk Govoner trying to put a pen back into it's holder and his assistant saying "think of your secretary" in order to help him.

Always reminded me of Iceland or Faraoe Islands to me.

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SHITTING STREETS

Challenge accepted.

More like challenge failed.

lmfao. Portland and SF are very different beasts nigger. SF is actually diverse with all that entails (you got your crazies and your sane people, all kinds of people with all kinds of opinions in that place, and not giving any fucks is still a popular attitude there - it's part of how people get along, by not giving a shit). Portland, Oregon is SJW skin-deep diversity (hivemind or die), a result of it being the fucking hipster capital of the USA attracting all the hipster scum of the country together, bringing their hipster notions of bleeding heart ineffectual angry liberalism (read: social signalling SJW shit) until the whole fucking place became a damn SJW zone.

The cancer didn't come from SF or Portland would've been a different kind of place altogether. I still have no clue how Portland, Oregon accomplished its bizarre transformation into the hipster capital of the US which led to its transformation into SJW capital of the US (reminder: Trump election led to a portland riot doing over a million dollars of damage). I knew it was a super fucking hipster place back in the day, but I disdain hipster culture too much to know their history.

first one passes, but it's a shitskin

second one is a man wearing lipstick.

Like hell he does. Just looks like some fag twink.
3D is eternally PD.

I think this one flew over most people's heads

yeah well he has a soft ass and the hip-to-waist ratio of a woman.

i would like to fuck his twink anus.

See, I remember playing through that game and not really laughing at any of the immature lolsorandum ADHD shit or even enjoying what little there was of a plot. But I've always had a thing for antagonists who don't even feel like an enemy for the most part. They're just a jerk at worst and ultimately the character doesn't take things seriously. If done right it *can* be amusing. (Which in this case, clearly didn't)
This only applies to games that don't take themselves seriously. Borderlands 2 was so full of teen angst and cringe that I just couldn't enjoy it. But people laugh at Tiny Tina (who I fucking hated for having stupid annoying nigger speak and overall just being an annoying insufferable maggot) because 'LOL SO RANDUM XDD I RELATE!'

Pandering to immature kids creates immature games with gay memes injected into them. It was a fucking shitshow.
Am I just growing out of vidya in general or do I see this shit happening more and more often these days?

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is that from the DLC mission, I never got that dialog in my playthrough

Name one good game made in USA in the past ten years.

>(((Rebuild)))
Commit suicide, you disgusting degenerate pig.

Either someone at CD Project really likes masks or he has contracted a Holla Forums overdose

Or a /bane/ overdose. Wouldn't surprise me.

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When they keep going "why does he wear the mask" or one of the 7 lines used in that particular scene, yeah.

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Somebody get this Hothead outta here

One of Geralt's lines literally has him called a man "Top Cuck." It's a meme extravaganza.

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was the kiddo okay?

Traps are gay because they are male and if you are male and watching it, you are a faggot.

FutaXgirl is not gay because they are two girls and vaginas in play. Anyone who is male and claims he isn't attracted to cute lesbians is either lying or a faggot.

lmao puttin a butt boy

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It's easy to look like a girl when you're still fourteen.

Try taking pygeum extract, it increases precum volume and I think cum too. I think saw palmetto can work too.
Takes a few weeks to a couple months to kick in, but some people end up like water faucets.

2 seemed ok, but 3 holy fuck. Felt like i was playing as justin trudeau or some shit in a universe ruled by femcunts. If that was considered based, then who the fuck needs enemies.

Post more of the first one

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Geralt is a 100% badass EXCEPT when it comes to women in the books. It's full of shit like "the female guardian told Geralt to look at his boots". And then it's not even "Geralt looked at his boots", but "Geralt obediently looked at his boots.".

I've read all the books, and Geralt talks big every time, and kicks ass as need be, but women always get the best of him. It's too bad.

He's probably a butthurt estonian, don't mind him user.

I agree. In Germany we have a word for that: "Fotzenknecht" literally Cuntservant

How to pronounce?

and non humans, and the lesbo runaway ciri,and faggots apparently

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you're absolutely right. there are no good videogames anymore. its a waste of time and money.

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It's not humor, it's fucking virtue signaling to pander to SJWs, you retarded faggot.

I got a chuckle out of it, it didn't kill me. You can enjoy things user, you know you're allowed to have fun and enjoy yourself and sometimes I do it too, I especially like it best when I do it [ without anyone's permission

Why don't you go enjoy refugees?

Poe's law in effect. To most sane people it looks like a joke, but I honestly can't tell if that was the intention.

RWDS in Portland when?

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This dude knows what he’s talking about. I think over at >>>/fit/ in the infodump images thread there’s a cap of some text posts that talked about an user who took several different supplements and documented the effects of each one.

I would never voluntarily live in Portland

Old liberal dinosaur talks about the dinosaurs. It's like poetry! They rhyme!

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BC1 was more fun than BC2.

I helped create that

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Vinegar is gonna hurt like a motherfuck but it should be fine.

>>>Holla Forums

the problem is BC1 is console only so pcfats get really mad at it.

God forbid pcfats don't have their way when it comes to gaming.

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Consolefags keep moving. This is a PERSONAL COMPUTER board.

Thanks for this user.

What, you've never seen Asscastle before?

I'll check that Lloyd post for you m8

Well now I wanna know how it ends.

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this isn't exactly a shitposting thread but I still want to story time it, so here goes.
>>>/storytime/9887

more like cuckservant

Poe's Law. Don't trust anything.

The "it's the current century" meme is older than most of you stupid faggots. Go back and watch old movies. It even shows up in the Austin powers movies.

The only "subtlety" you dumb fucks intend to put into the context of this cutscene is possibly irony (remember this thing liberals said? We say it here so it means we're making fun of it!).

Irony can easily be ruled out by the fact that the scene does take itself seriously. It could honestly go both ways.

:>have to take general classes for engineering
these subhumans can't keep their degeneracy out of colleges, why would they stop at games?