Hunt Down the Freeman

Oh boy, here comes prospekt 2.0

Long story short, the devs are using stolen asset to make this trainwreck of a "game"

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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What is this? A free mod?

Even better,a paid game

how the fuck can this be a paid game on steam when its literally using assets from Half Life
Does Gayben really not give a shit
This is some google playstore tier shit

Nope. Steam is so big asset flipping is a big money maker now since its hard to catch and games like this are added to shitty bundles.

good luck with that,the shekel grabbers are charging 25 bucks for it

Literally who? I just looked up this game and this is some pretty bad fanfic garbage.

good lord

Stop. Just give me the fucking link.

looks like fun.

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sure

It's like someone made a SFM project, then decided they wanted to monetize it because "hey, this is pure gold." In 2 years' time, neoneozetaomega/v/ is going to call this the Citizen Kane of our generation, and on that day, I am going to be very upset.

That fucking voice acting, holy shit. The dying soldier on the radio or whatever had me in tears, it sounded like he was jerking off

how fundamentally misguided do you have to be to put so much effort into making something like this with no shred of self-awareness

Why do you care?

If I had the time I should get on doing this. Crash this monopoly faster and getting money out of it. I mean, what's the worst it could happen to these guys?

I have no idea aside from titles being missing from hooktube embeds. If they want it fresh from yidtube they can hunt it down their lazy nigger self.

Exactly, we use hooktube so that a. it bypasses region restrictions, and b. it doesn't give the video any views from us.

Wait? they selling this crap?

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Why the aliased fonts?


Jewgle probably tracks viewers too. It would be nice if we could have thumbnails though.


Am I listening to a teenager masturbating?

wat?

Put it in the fucking trash.

I am speechless.

It fucking plays everything at the highest resolution available and you can't change it.

is this some series or just this one vid? it looks so bad it's good.

did they throw in there 4k bmp porn or what?

You're also a fucking retard if you think system requirements actually mean anything. They don't it's a fucking useless number.

I'm not clicking this shit nigger.

hy frank, i hope you still pay your map creators.

A guy whos assets they used demanded them removed. Expect more delays lol.
Dev is brony.
Funposting gets you banned.

What about a shitty, edgy HL2 mod, built on the standard Source engine being
60 FUCKING GIGABYTES
do you not understand?

I'm calling the developers retarded for not providing an accurate disk space number. Just checked a few random games and some are surprisingly accurate and others are hilariously wrong.

What part of that number doesn't mean anything don't you fucking understand? How fucking dumb are you cunt?
Prime example many games release updates right? The games actually get bigger over time sometimes much bigger but the system requirements never change. It's just a developer supplied number it means nothing.

Further yes it is a shitty mod with a dumb fucks behind it so of course the number is going to be wrong. You guys are morons.

Thanks for helping the developer with marketing.

You seem to care too much about it, dear fellow user.

You do realize that nowadays most updates, the meme ones that actually inflate their size, are not additional content but code rewrites and asset tweaks? Most often they don't add onto the game size, they overwrite existing game files ergo rarely increase game's size.

No reasonable game should be above 5gb maybe 10gb at the absolute most.

you're welcome.

The only people who take this mod seriously are the "muh Half-Life is a serious universe" autistic Valve-drones. I'm sure it will be just as fun as Episode Three: The Closure because of how cheesy it is.

Post the newer version, fag.

This unironically made me want to play Shadow the Hedgehog and DmC for some reason. Damn I feel edgy.

you just have to post that, do you?

it still looks like trash
why are they bringing Shepard into this

TELL ME ABOUT THE FREE-MAN.WHY DOES HE WEAR THE ORANGE SUIT?

Yeah, I hate that too.
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Untermensch raus.

Did Ross Scott agree to help with this, or did they steal that too?

It's an edit

WHERES FREE-MAN

WHERE IZ DA FREE MAN?!1!!!!!!??!1

Kill yourself, Google shill.

Get a better internet connection, you fucking subhuman.

You should be killed for your stupidity.

You're a faggot. It isn't much of a surprise, you crave power and control you'll never have.

jesus christ

Shoo shoo shill

Commit suicide.

its like 10 minutes.
Hooktube lags
youtube is for jews

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They want to sell it for 25$.

Hooktube removes the need for downloading it as a .webm and converting/compressing it.

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR STICK

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WHERE IS THE FREE MAN?!

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For me, hooktube embeds DON'T FUCKING WORK.

are you slowly unlearning english?

2bad
there's been enough jewtube fags trying to push their gay e-celeb shit hooktube is all you get

I don't use any embeds because I'm not interested in watching in tiny resolution. Just click the link.

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no, I haven't slept in 24 hours because of work. trying to get my sleep schedule back on track so staying up. I'm mildly dyslexic but it is only really bad when I'm dead tired.

No, John. You are the free mans!

That would be hunt the freemen.

assmad gamejourno detected

yes and please

It's a heavy sort of feel

And this is why mods should not be paid.