SOYBOY SAVER: Nintendo Switch Saves Man from Cancerous Tumor

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Chris says it was the Switch that helped him discover the issue, and brought him to the doctor's office for more info. “I definitely believe that if it hadn’t been for the Switch I wouldn’t have gone to the doctors until the mark started to raise from my palm months later.”

So there we have it, the switch is literally saving peoples lives. What other consoles or video games have saved peoples lives in the past?

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oy vey

Jerking off on PornHub could have alerted him to a tumor in his hand. PORNHUB SAVES LIVES

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I've been under a rock lately, what's with this connection between Nintendo and Soy?

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BULLSHIT!

It's a cuckchan meme that people actually saw a genuine connection to and liked, a broken clock is right twice a day.

are they sure it wasn't wanker's cramp?

Recent synchronicity between virtue signalling hipsters that don't actually play games and nintendo switch system, being currently the most popular one out there.
Usually used by console warring faggots to attempt to skirt rule 8.

Honestly, most of the people pushing the memes are simple trolls. What ever happened to simply calling them trolls?

SOY-ENRICHED NUMALE BITCH
>HE BOUGHT A NINTENDO SWITCH
MOUTH AGAPE, WALLET RAPED
THICK-RIMMED GLASSES AND LIKES TO VAPE
BLUE CHECKMARK THAT VERIFIES
HE RENTED SPACE IN TRUMP'S REPLIES
SHOULD CHECK INTO A PSYCH WARD
FOR BUYING EIGHTY DOLLAR CARDBOARD
INDULGES IN POP CULTURE MERCH
AT LEAST HE'S NOT ANTHONY BURCH

b-but nintendo dindu nuffins

It's a rebranding of old consolewars shit.

It turns out if sonyggers simply add soy and nu-males to the same "Nintendo is for babies. I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself" consolewars rhetoric it sticks because people want to mock nu-males. Unfortunately, nu-males are everywhere and have no exclusivity to Nintendo whatsoever.

What is console warring but symbiotic trolling? Honestly I doubt there is any real measurable difference

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That's what happens when dealing with a switch bitch

Further evidence that it belongs on cuckchan.

nintendo sold a cardboard box for 80$ and soyboy numales, you know portland types with bushy beards and childish interests, latched onto it like flies to shit.

And to think not even two years ago a Nintendo licensed game was killing the unworthy in droves. What happened?

Cuckchan console war shitposting It's gone to a point where every console, every platform and every videogame is for Soyboys.
It's now ad hominem for anything they dislike.
They tried to spread their garbage here after being banned frok cuckchan for shitposting too hard.

I don't think it's considered "saving" a life, but there are cases where VR has helped people with phantom limb pain.

Switch Bitch you say?

Sometimes i wish i have a tumor so i have a reason for my depression and hate of myself.
Sometimes

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Truly leftists are deadly allergic to any form of success.

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IT seems like just yesterday the big N was giving people terminal migraines with this machine. Now they are curing cancer. Guess the saying holds true, "If ya wanna make an omlette…"

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I didn't even know it was linked to a specific console I just thought people noticed that numales take pictures with mouth agape all the time. Last time I saw it used was comparing Kingdom Come's launch celebration photo to No Man's Sky's.

The PS3 has cured several forms of cancer
folding@home, later rebranded on the system as Life With Playstation, is a Stanford project to study protein folding with cloud computing (finally an accurate use of the term)
Within a week of its debut on the PS3, the cumulative PS3 workload accomplishment had exceeded the PC workload since its inception. And they just kept going

It's their version of the duckface that women do. Indicative of pathetic attention seeking.

They live, if you can call it that, in a state of perpetual irony. If they ever felt or expressed a genuine emotion, it would actually kill them.

What pisses me on the NuMaleSky pic is that the chubster pretending to drink from the bottle has his eyes fixed on the camera.
You're supposed to be looking up when doing that for it to be successfuly quirky in normalfagville.
Looking at the camera just makes him look like an attention seeking autist.

aside from that, second picture looks ok.

what's the sauce of that pic?

I think the butthurt one is you user since you got so fucking defensive over it.

t. Soytendo Nintoddler

My god that had better be a boy

now we just have to find a way to help switch owners discover the dick in their ass.

Got your back, user. Though strangely I've never seen this one by the artist, despite the style matching to a T.
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He explained his butthurt.

Calm your fucking tits faggot
t. person who owns more nintendo shit than anything else except maybe PC

Here come the autistic cuckchanners.

In a row

You can be sure that the bottle is not opened or else the fag would have choked.

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What if we mixed the memes from both opposing sides into one. You ready? Here it comes.
SOYCHANNERS

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wew

SOYNY DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

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It's not even worth a meaningful reply really.

acceptable, but lost potential

Honestly, I'd be willing to use that once in a while.

you really aren't very bright are you

you're all gay.

nah, shit rhetoric and consoles are less relevant than ever here, why get offended over it

user you don't set out bug bombs when your house is completely infested, you break them out once the first signs start showing up.
the switch is a pretty dumb console though tbh

because Mark bought a Switch so everything that makes fun of current year Nintendo is a samefag console warring cuckchanner

Don't forget to cry bitch tears on /sudo/ after getting banned for spamming cuckchan memes.

Those don't work at all though

Point me to a single one that's been posted in this thread, I don't see a wojack or an open-mouth meme anywhere in this thread, or is merely the idea of soyboys liking Nintendo a cuckchan meme?

It's a metaphor for mods

those don't work at all though

woah

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This is the only acceptable Switchtan.

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Where's the ara faggot

Oh hey that shit,wonder where that faggot went off to.

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I think this video is staged.

Nah, there was posts showing his mangled up ear last time that was posted, he'd have to go to really far lengths to fake that as a rando twitter hipster

i think you're wrong.

time for this shit thread to get even shittier

No not the cat attacking him the part before where he is acting like a faggot. Now you can make the argument that him just acting like a faggot makes him one, and you would be correct though. Not to mention that storm trooper thing by the tree also confirms that.

that's common among them though. It doesn't really make a difference because he's being a faggot for different reasons, one is being that legitimately excited for a nogames console and the other is attention whoring on twitter about it, I guess he could be staging it though

Christ alive, you cocksucking moderators. Have you ever heard of a fucking joke? I report consolewar shit, not engage in it. Mother of god, you stupid bastards.

He was in a thread recently, said he fucked off of Holla Forums for a while after /loli/ went to hell.

Fagioli had cancer?

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Hmmm

If you call out consolewar faggots and the idiocy they contribute for what it is they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?" accompanied with old tired insults. It is genuinely like reading a cuckchan thread.

I had hoped I escaped this garbage years ago when abandoning cuckchan, but after the influx of nu-wojak it's the exact same shit here. 8/v/ needs chemo. It's quickly losing any vibe that the posters aren't literal children.

Rouletto the chance!

Why wouldn\t soyboy loves the switchw? it's literally marketed to these hipster trash types.

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Mark can't decide whether people bullying cuckchanners is enough or them actually taking efforts to go after them. I'll give a hint, he prefers the route with less work for him This place will continue to go to shit as long as this continues.
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calling people who make fun of Nintendo "sonyggers" is not calling out consolewar faggots, its literally just engaging in console wars because you're butthurt

only pornstars can do the face right

Fuck are you talking about, those look fucking grotesque

I stated
and then you do that exact thing.

People who post this shit are sonyggers. Calling them what they are is a factual statement. The source of nu-wojak is a sonygger. The source of the soy-tendo memes is a sonygger. These are factual statements. Facts are not butthurt, they have no emotion attached to them. They're just facts. The emotion is attributed to those facts by sonyggers who are desperate to trigger butthurt so they just pretend it exists where it doesn't. They were a colossal problem on cuckchan years ago and remain so. They are coming here to attempt to stir shit by just slapping "soy" and "nu-male" onto memes and insults they were using years ago. If you had lurked enough all these years you'd recognize it as the same people with the same pattern of behavior.

I actually own a soytendo bitch and even i think you're full of shit. Though admittedly i bought it open box at a good discount, so maybe i haven't chugged enough soy to make me see all the soyniggers you're seeing.

except soyboy and nu-make were insults that originated here faggot, they eventually spread to cuckchan because of the crossposters and twitter users here (at least that's my theory)
and then you do that exact thing.
No, I read your ID and saw your earlier posts, you didn't do shit to "call out consolewars".
where's the proof?
This one I can believe because I was in the labo threads. That was a single autist from cuckchan.
Nah, you're claiming them as facts because it helps your argument but it doesn't help when you post no proof. I've been noticing everyone on twitter from metokur to nichegamer to mombot laughing at the soytendo memes, only in this place when Mark and the nintendrones get angry do accusations of cuckchan and sonyggers get thrown about, as if you can't hate nintendo without being a fanboy for sony
console wars is a problem on cuckchan and that's very obvious but shitting on companies has always been a thing here, and Nintendo isn't exempt from it, calling people sonyggers because there are sonyggers on cuckchan only promotes console wars bullshit here, unless again you actually show some proof that whatever memes they're using originated on cuckchan; if not, its just people shitting on Nintendo because under-fucking-standably there are people here who are fucking sick of Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft, you gigantic fucking faggot, just because Nintendo is the subject of one thread or at the current time because they do retarded shit like the Labo and the Switch doesn't mean people suddenly love fucking Sony here, or are you forgetting that even a cursory look at the PS3 threads that show up end up half-shitposted to death, just like the Switch threads here??
Fucking christ, get your head out of your ass

I'm going to tell you right now, Nintendrones calling anyone who shits on Nintendo products is labeled a sonydrone, sonigger, sonypony, etc. This is not a thing the jew overlord Mark started, this issomething that comes from even the pre-exodus cuckchan days. I don't know what it is about sony specifically that gets them to do autistic screeches, but the NIDF has always had it out for them.

That's a manlet btw

where do I get more of this

Some things never change I guess; as long as both companies are alive they will fight

The retardation was staged, but the cat didn't get it and bit him anyway. The cat part was not staged. Animals don't tolerate retardation even if staged.

This is leftypol-teir.

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Also why is this thread still up

Because huey

People cry about this place being Nintendogaf if it gets deleted.

not an excuse to leave shit threads up, people will always whine and most people already got their shitposts out of their systems, it should at least be bumplocked

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Some people paid for these instead of looking online for it

they might like your low effort shitpost threads back on
>>>/cuckchan/
where they also don't have IDs, you'd fit in better there, learn to read

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Way to shit up another potentially decent thread you cuckchan faggot.

*faggots

You can't honestly be this retarded
Maybe you are, holy shit, this thread was never salvageable to begin with and if this is your idea of a "potentially decent thread" you need to go back to cuckchan as well, anyone can post retarded stories off of strange vidya news articles from the internet

It's a cuckchan console wars meme that got amplified by the "everything is degenerate" tryhards on cuck/pol/.
It wouldn't be so bad but there are retards that spam it to derail threads.

It was not "people".
It was a lowlife soyboy.
A "human" waste.
Too bad that it lived. It would be better dead.

I wonder if this soyboy meme is being spread by shitskins who can't afford a Switch.

Yeah, it's supposed to be a lighthearted jab at Nintendo, but consolewar faggots can't help but kill any discussion via shit flinging
You're right, but OP's post is supposed to spark discussion of the subject matter and similar topics. That's why there's a comment section and not an upboat system you attention whore. Take the big black cock you rode in on back to plebbit.

You know, that computer is wrong. Coleco never made an all-in-one like that. This angular design resembles the Commodore PET instead.

No, it was meant to spark shitposting because the entire concept is retarded
What are you even talking about faggot? Reddit has comments and upboats. This is an imageboard, not a comment section to a fucking article

Its not a concept, its a real situation thats already happened and has a citation to boot. If you don't want to be a part of the discussion then there are plenty of other threads you could be shitting up. You're not as smart as you think you are.

Had to go see Mrs browns boys tonight, hate it and I had to keep a nasty fart at bay for almost an hour.
They fucking charged me $5 for a bottle of water

Fuck wrong thread

No fucking idea where this soyboy faggotry even came from. We used to call them faggots. I bet it comes from reddit, it reeks of their homophilia. Anyone who uses words with boy in them is likely a homophile.

Imagine being this defensive about toys.

Blanket insult of the month, usually used by people projecting their own insecurities. See also: gay, autistic, cuckold…

Fuck off you gay autistic cuckold.

Cuck is for raging faggots that literally do or would get cucked for being a spineless little bitch.

That's why it's so damaging. Autism is pointing out ridiculous obsession.

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Additionally, it's amazing for exposing retards illogically, unsuccessfully forcing it for liking yuri regardless of every difference between more cute and sexy anime girls that love each other instead or simply enjoying anything "too Japanese".

That's also why you see that pathetic shit, tryhard excuse of "fitting in" get deleted and banned often and easily.

Numale started here, soyboy is cuckchan lingo.


Someone who get's it, they really post like rabid cuck/pol/ niggers, super agressive to anything and with no self awareness.

They're overused as all hell and cuck was a fucking plague when cuck/pol/ flooded this one in 2015, but at least it started out naturally instead of being pushed by a group of cuckchan niggers.

I'd wordfilter 'soyboy' to 'cuck'. Not just for shit 'n giggles, but to hopefully get anons to realize you don't need to use the freshest meme of the month to fit in, and ask themselves why they are spamming soyboy instead of cuck like usual.

I'd rather keep it as it is so I can spot the newfaggots.
Same with normie which was also filtered to normalfag until last year.

Hero cat, overestimated the angle, could've been lethal.

cuck is such a powerful insult, it resonates deeply that being a spineless failure isn't a tolerable way of life despite participation award culture.

This.

Speaking of soy boogie2998 made some good unintended soyboy OC

Its a popular gaming system that sold 13.5 million units and someone found 9 pictures of beta males acting like typical beta males, therefore all Nintendoddlers are inherently represented by these embarrassments to humanity.

it is mostly a nintendo phenomenon, no need to get so upset about patterns being recognized.

Soyboy has being the perfect salt extractor, even more than cuck, low-t people are a joke.
Combining it with Nintendo, or any other console, has been a gift since it pretty much points out how 2007 was a blight overall

we don't have to stop with consoles

soyboys like children toys too much so there is naturally a connection between them and a childrens companies like nintendo. The only reason why is mark trying to ban it is because it hit too close to home.

let me post few pictures and watch as soyboys get so mad at them, claiming they are cancer, cuckchan etc. or another made up shit, while they are just making fun of a certain group of nintendo customers.

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He looks powerful. Royal, even.

Game of Thrones is a soyboy thing now too? Dark times we live in.

Isnt he a Israel kike that called false bomb threats on synagogues in US and blackmailed a fuck ton of people around the world, while hacking shit ?

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Run for your lives!
It's the CRAWLING Spleen!
Returning with an OPPOSABLE thumb!
Oh, the HUMANITY! Cover your EARS, don't let it crawl into your . . . BRAIN!

I was hoping to actually find a YouTube clip of The Crawling Spleen from The Angry Beavers but it doesn't exist sadly.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
MARK IS EGGMAN WITHOUT A MUSTACHE!

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Goddamn Poe's Law. I can't tell what is real or parody anymore.

this is a very recent pasta

Yeah I also just noticed it says "2 years ago" but Switch hasn't been out that long. Still though, that fucking numale smile is basically sign language for "punch my face repeatedly".

nice dubs
I remember seeing something that said in nature showing teeth or open mouth to a competitor is submission.
Are they submitting to everyone on the planet?

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Maybe subconsciously. Consciously though I think they're trying to appear "fun" or "wacky"

Cuckchan cancer out's itself everytime.

(very nice)
either way all the people seen doing it, like in are all confirmed soyboys

Wouldn't this mean that the Joycons are actually not that comfortable to hold like the DS and 3DS? I can understand the rumble feature is what specified the pain but that also means the controllers were digging into a specific part of your hand.

Saying that, I don't own a Switch. Does anyone else find these thing uncomfortable after using them for hours on end?

But anons don't you know that soyboy is a fake term used by evil nazis and the alt right? Hbomberguy even went trough a soy only diet for two months

Go back to cuckchan you faggot niggers. Stop using shitty cuckchan memes here.

You forgot to sage homolord