Pokemon

I've been wanting to play a new pokemon game for a while so I downloaded Ultra Moon. The game is just so annoying.

Please tell me this game at least gets better. I really want to transfer my old pokemons from SoulSilver to a new version but USUM feels so fucking cringy.

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Sun and Moon are probably the most disappointing Pokémon games to date. You're better off playing the older ones again, or pray that the upcoming Switch games won't be bigger piles of shit.

What should I play if I want to get my old pkmns on smtg newer gen AND enjoy some of the games?

X/Y were way worse.

Pokemon is for porn and shitposting on autistic sims run by gay brazilian jews. There is no reason to actually buy or even pirate the games.

Are there even any good pokeporn?

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Depends on your personal tastes.

It doesn’t. This was probably the most nothing Gen for Pokémon itself. The girls are still fapbait though. They haven’t forgotten how to make fuckable female characters.

So what newer gen games should I play then?

play crystal
it's the newest released game

it may be nostalgia goggles at this point, but BW and B2W2 were pretty good. BW was unique for having 0 pokemon from previous gens around until the endgame, which made the experience unique (no geodude/zubat caves)

You had the regional equivalent of those pokemon in woobat and roggenrola though.

Ooh sounds swanky. Let me dust off my GBC!


It's for the DS right? I'm lookin for something to at least bring my pkmns to a newer gen.

That's what he just said, the caves had more regional pokemon instead of the same ones you've seen in the past four generations.

Yes, they came out before the 3DS generations.

I haven't played it. Should I play it? Normalfags say it's the best pokemon ever, but everything I see about it just makes me think it's a waste of time since I've already played pokemon games before.
I also fucking hate boring, childish cutscenes.

i tried replaying it but it's impossible
the cutscenes are too long and there's too much dialogue
having a hands off approach when it came to the story suits pokemon the best, it started going downhill in this regard after gen2.

You tell me.

fucking flag still doesn't get removed after 1 post.

You know what kids love to see when playing video games?
fucking cutscenes
I thought we got sick of this shit back during the era of PS2 JRPGs? Why shove in a bunch of PS1-tier cutscenes to fuck up the flow of battle? That's the whole reason I never used summoners in Final Fantasy - they just fucking take too long to use.

Far too many cutscenes, far too much handholding. Retarded fanboys will of course use some idiotic strawman non-argument like "just play the old games" or "you just don't want any story at all". Well, something far dumber than those; those are what I could come up with myself but the lobotomised zombies on gamefaqs would spew out the dumbest shit you can or cannot imagine.

Also the games are horribly slow even not considering the cutscenes.

You don't belong here if you are in any way considering this.

I was saying for years Pokemon was turning to shit, you know they type who claimed it wasn't.

If I consider playing pokemon, or if I consider what people outside of Holla Forums say for even a second?

Neither. Please read what was actually written.

But they're right, I don't want any story at all. Just give me a pokemon sandbox and fuck off.


Now you're just being a nigger.

Dont forget "just turn off the exp share" and "dont expect dark souls difficulty from a game for kids"

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Pokemon started heading a downward spiral starting with Gen 6.

I wish that they would make some interesting spin-off again.
They were only good pokemon games. With exception of Ranger, fuck that one.

What did he mean by this?

Is that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon MMO still ongoing? All I remember offhand is that Torchic is the best starter because there's no other way to get it outside of events.

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I think it does.

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I forgot about that one.

You forgot this one too

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I feel so….ATTACKED right now.

I think you meant "autistic chinks"

n-no Summons in Final Fantasy are amazing.


The first 5 times

The waifus were top shelf but the handholding and linearity ultimately made the game disappointing and the end game feeling hollow.
Speaking of waifus, how come there are shittons of fakemon art but not fake pokegrils?

Because people like the pokegirls. No reason to make more.

Masuda said in an interview Sun and Moon were meant to appeal to mobilefags after the success of Pokemon GO. That means a lot of fucking hand holding and a lot more linear-feeling game world. I guess you can say it worked because Sun and Moon are the fastest selling Pokemon games of all time.

Gen 7 is shit but it's still better than the unpolished mess that was Gen 6. Everyone knows the best gen by far is IV though. And V is the most overrated
Fuck you, Rotombro is one of the better parts about the games. They actually tried giving each character personality this time instead of filling the story with Mary Sues

Selective autism and if someone would draw these fake pokegrills they would just fap to them themselves.

wew
I never heard about this one.

It gets good near the end.

go to the dedicated autism pokemon thread™

z moves only work once per battle though

You mean the fullderp threads? They were never the dedicated Pokemon autism threads, they're about a single fangame or whatever but damn you're a newfags please lurk moar

I don't get the "just play the old games". USUM sucks and you shouldn't play it. Isn't that like, agreeing with the notion that USUM is bad?


There are some dificulty spikes but for the most part the game is really easy.


Unless you are really into Pokemon, no, G7 is really mediocre. Even if you want PVP, there is no real way to grind your way. Even with the quality of life improvements they made. Funny thing, all theyr really need to do is LV100 Blissey SOS and that is made easy. Shame, really, they have the bits to make the games good but they just don't do anything with what they have.

It's both dedicated and autismal, retardo.
Not to mention pokemon.
You'd think people who spend their time day in and day out playing with pokemon would be your first go to rather than making a retarded thread.

WPWYF?

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A lot of them, but mawile I would marry and stay in a monogamous relationship with.

Those threads always get filled with people playing a single fangame. Bunching general Pokemon autism into the mix would be a complete shitshow and tbh I still don't even know what the fuck the threads are about or how exactly fullderp even works

Get the fuck outta here, nigger.

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Nigger all I know is that we've had the fullderp shit since the beginning and they were never consisered Pokemon generals and we've always had general Pokemon threads alongside them. Why so defensive? Are the 'tisms acting up again?

see and play.pokemonshowdown.com/

Apparently you think that not bothering to know shit is gonna get you anywhere when you try to talk shit and fall flat on your ass, faggot.

I don't have the autism to play Pokemon competitively so I wouldn't even know how to build a team without making a fool of myself

Take your autism meds user

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Competitive meta pokemon matches against one fag who is champion.
Who wins becomes as next champ. Usually.
Maybe try to read fullderp OP until you understand it.

What the fuck are you talking about you retard you have no idea what you're talking about no one says me champ ever

The point was, if you had one question about pokemon there's no need to make a new thread

I'll leave this here for the anons who seem to like Crystal so much.
romhacking.net/hacks/3840/


that's not how it works

tbh the OP titles this thread "Pokemon" so I think he just wanted a Pokemon general
Speaking of which, am I the only one who liked the idea of Battle Revolution? Just a dedicated 3D battle sim with a virtual announcer? We need another game like PBR, even if its just as a cheap e-shop title

We must frequent different fullderp threads, then, because I see people post that on Holla Forums all the time.

I like it too, just because one of the main points of the series is PVP

Yes, I know.
After I read fullderp OP. :^)****

I liked it but for a long long time I hated it because I bought it thinking it was another Colosseum game, when it was just a battle simulator.

BR was pretty nice. You know, I loved how much characterization the pokemon had. Stuff like Honchkrow tipping his hat when he faints or the way Sableye moves.

It had good 3d models for its time. I'm not sure how most of the spin-off games got better models than the main games.

Which Pokemon wud u fugg

That's because the people that make the main games are a bunch of hacks that got lucky. Genius Sonority are the true heroes of the Pokemon franchise, and even then their hard work was stolen by GameFuck for gen 6.

You were late.

Having pirated regular Sun and Ultra Sun, Ultra is a straight upgrade in almost every way, but if you played the regular game it's probably the worst "third version" since Platinum (although it's not really Platinum's fault DP were the worst Pokemon games until XY came out). The battles are tougher (Ultra Necrozma will fuck your shit up), Hau is a much more complete character, there's a lot of care put into fleshing out the world (more than usual for the 3DS era at least), and the extras they added are all pretty good (aside from maybe the Photo Club). The only downgrades are Rotomdex being more annoying, the Ultra Recon Squad being REALLY tacked on, and Lille's character not really having the same developments. Cutscenes are still bad and the game still throws healing items at you like candy, so no change there. All in all, Ultra Sun/Moon are definitely worth a pirate, more so than any other 3DS era game. Hopefully by Gen 9 Game Freak will be used to 3D and we'll reach another peak like HGSS to B2W2.

The real question is, is Lusamine still hot and is there more of her now?

If you have a hacked 3DS, it helps to grab the Ultra SunMo NTR Plugin so you can enable the instant-text cheat. Significantly improves the experience

This guy knows what's up

she's less evil and doesn't get pozzed this time but otherwise the same

Here's the rubdown on Lusamine. It's implied in the Ultra games that she's driven more by despair at losing her husband than jellyfish poison (dunno if that's accurate for the regular ones). In addition, instead of getting obsessed over space jellyfish, she's obsesses with being the one to save the world from Necrozma. She's also significantly more retarded because Game Freak decided to use practically all the same cutscenes but change the text. Basically, she uses Nebby to go to Necrozma, which she didn't even need to do because the Ultra Recon Squad straight up has Solgaleo and Lunala you can ride. They even say how retarded she is, in universe. So instead of being a jellyfish queen she gets her ass kicked by regular Necrozma. You can also fight her as a title defense match if that's your thing, I think the first of every month. There's one last slightly depressing scene with her if you beat Gladion in a title defense match, but I won't entirely spoil that one.

Well, DUH. She's blonde lmao

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she was never hot

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Needs a dick.

What are some good hacks that are mostly bug fixes and let you capture/evolve all pokemons? Basically what posted, but for other generations.

Whatever happened to poggeimamz Sage?

It's already been posted.

What the fuck is this garbage?

You read that again. Especially the “unique” part and tell me that’s what he said, user.

Got a huge list for that one user

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I have a several hundred Braixen images and less than half of them are lewd

Infected by Tumblr and used self-destruct.

I will give them per gens.

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Neck yourself, philistine.

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It sure as hell looks better than the 3D Models and it has better gameplay, but I got burnt out on the fucking story. I've never seen a more forgettable story raise the stakes as many times as BW1 did. I got through the seventh gym and couldn't go on. Maybe I'll give it another shot someday, but I call it like I see it, and at least SuMo was good enough for a single time through. On the bright side, neither BW1 or SuMo is anywhere near as bad as XY or ORAS.

what makes me think is why is it a statistical set rate of coming across a gender when people massively breed pokemon and keep the females around and axe the males.

This is fucking degenerate, those are dogs.

Just use a dark mon bro

more pokephilia please

I can oblige, but I don't think you'll like it. I also don't want to inflict this on a thread that was on the right track until the furfags showed up.

Thanks mate, exactly what I was looking for.

Look at this fag.

OP's last post was 7 hours ago, he probably got the answer for his question. Also

Alright faggots, have some VIDEO GAMES then
mediafire.com/file/f189da1m1c56dhv/Ecchi Version Showcase 2-6-2018.rar

Why wouldn't i like it

Is there an ecchi version without this shit?

I would rather look for something else then.

I forgot to ask.
Is it full version and not just a demo?

I think it's optional and if you just want to slut it up with humans I think that's possible, I dunno, give it a shot. Otherwise, no, every other Pokemon porn game is worse than this. Especially the other Pokemon Ecchi version that will never come out where your mom fucks a nigger. Or that one by Humbird0 that gives me Final Fantasy mobile port vibes.

keep it coming,preferrably male human on female pokemons

This project is not complete yet. It does get monthly updates, if you want I the tumblr is pkmnh if you want to check out the changelog.


Again, just to spite you, I'm going to post a link to almost all the male Pokemon on female human pictures ever.
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9ZffIzzS2FgR1A0RHM5UWtlaHM
Hasn't been updated recently, I think.
My biggest regret is not saving a picture of a girl and her Riolu carrying some groceries down the stairs outside. The artist fucking deleted their Pixiv and now all that's left is one porn pic I saved and gave to the guy running the archive.

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why you bully

Because you're a degenerate furfag, that's why.

How many terabytes is that?

Any particular things you're looking for?

I hate when japs nuke all their art and then disappear forever.

Thanks man,anything works,but impregnation or implied impregnation is something that usually gets me hard.

i hope somebody bullys you back

Nigger you cannot come to Holla Forums asking for furry/bestiality porn to be spoonfed to you and not expect to be billied.

Blame Gamefreak for fucking up sex ratios so bad.

jokes on you,maybe being bullied is my kink

I guess all these straight humans are actually gay cause half of them are male.


Then you're a spineless little fag.

I'm going to guess that it's not nearly that, because it's so much less common than MHuman X FPokemon. Probably because of the plebeians that like Gardevoir, if I had to guess. Anyway, if it even got to 1 TB I'd be surprised.


I cannot be bullied because I give no shits. I can be banned though.

or i could have been baiting you into posting more because i enjoy all types of pokephillia

Assuming you mean the shot of impregnation actually happening, I don't have any. Besides, pokemon and humans can't have kids

So you were only pretending to be a faggot. I don't believe you.

you shush,don't ruin my fantasies

whoever this artist is, i hate them.

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Gardevoir is in the Amorphous egg group. That means you're getting cucked by Muk. And Gengar, but he's a cool guy.


Humans are part of the human egg group, not human-like. It's like the 3 different Water groups.


Illuminatii, and I think he did some of that before, check the Arcanine folder. It's not like knotting is uncommon anyway. You need to have all the phases, man.

Can't get cucked if you fuck them before they fuck your girl

How do you know that? Humans and pokemon used to marry you know. And the way genetics works in pokemon you don't make hyrbids, so your offspring would either be a human or pokemon so it wouldn't leave any trace.

All Gardevoir are loyal to their trainers, so they'll never betray you.

Well, aside from some humans getting egg moves from their Pokemon dads. So basically there was at least one Pokemon humans shared an egg group with, probably a Psychic type given that seems to be a thing humans can just be in the Pokemon world. That having been said, they're either long extinct or it was a symbolic marriage in the first place. Like, why else would Pokemon stay out of human settlements and routes? Virgin sacrifices, humans had some other weapon, who knows. Pokemon lore is retarded and I love it. Did you know? Language was invented AFTER the superweapon in XY, according to the first appearances of Unown.

Well given egg moves, the ones humans could have could be fighting type, normal type, psychic type, or very select kinds of other types. for example bounce is flying but a regular human could just fucking jump.

A fair point. Does that mean that the Gardevoir from Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team fucked that dick ass Gengar eventually? Did she get revived from the spirit zone or whatever? I haven't played and MD game aside from Super.

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She gets revived but she doesn't remember anything from her past life

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Idiot

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Too rare a treat.

How do you know it's not a pair of cuntboys?

By using my incredible senses of not being a massive fucking niggerfaggot.

I've given up on official pokemon games. Thankfully, there are actually promising fangames now: Phoenix Rising and Sage (webm/pics related) both look fantastic, and the demo for Sage was great.

That's some juicy parallax scroling

I wish USM brought in more endgame battle facilities rather than Yo-kai watch style overworld minigames.


It always feels weird to see someone post one of my old drawings.

which one is yours

It doesn't. You can make the game marginally more interesting by turning off exp. share, never using z-moves, and only catching shitmons, but that's the best you're going to get.
By the way, prepare for the disspointment of the century with """""""Ultra Megalopolis"""""""

This. It's the one thing that keeps me coming back.

Also this, save for the fact that it's worth pirating.
The immense let down of the climax completely ruined the experience for me and made me wish that I could retroactively unplay the rest of the game.

Which climax? The stupid legendary plot for retarded babies? Or the good Pokemon League plot that turns Hau from a retarded puppy in the original versions into one of the best rivals in the franchise?

No, the part when we were promised the chance to explore Ultra Space before being given ~10 rooms and RNG-based bullshittery.
And the part where Giovanni went from being a legacy character/deadbeat father to a Saturday morning cartoon supervillain that *teleports behind you.*

when my 10 yo niece first saw olivia she asked if she was a prostitute

The second one. I drew it nearly 4 years ago.

ah,you're that pienji eh,nice to talk to you,maybe you could make something for the thread.

Agreed.
Pokemon is never short on some good fap.
Though i like my pokewaifus with legs

I had a feeling the person in question was Pienji, looking at the pictures that were posted.

I couldn't get through Sun. I was very excited leading up to the release, but the way they handled the story and progression through the game killed all of my interest in it. They filled it with as many useless throwaway characters as they could, and the amount of content in the game seems to dwindle the further you get. The final island doesn't even have any actual captains. I know all of the pokemon games are series of hallways leading to cutscenes, but they took absolutely zero effort in trying to hide it. All of the areas had incredibly simple layouts with screen transitions every ten seconds, and so many of the new features and such were incredibly superficial.

I skipped out on ORAS but I remember it being received very well, other than the whole "no battle frontier" thing. What was wrong with it?

Only the purest.

That's basically every gen though.

>NO BATTLE FRONTIER

It feels like a very pale imitation of what Gen 3 originally was. The only good thing out of it was sneaking and of course that was ORAS exclusive. Compared to the two other remade gens, ORAS really stands out as the laziest remake they could have made.

Not a bad thing, necessarily
Disappointing but blame Europe
Technically not realistic but fuck super tall grass
More like Sky Pillar removed, the Mach Bike section was shit
Emerald thing, but I guess HGSS spoiled us for good things from third versions
Anything that isn't reqired is good. Besides, TMs are reusable so whatever.
He always was, you're just a blind nigger.

You also forgot that almost all changes to trainer Pokemon involved a reduction in the number of Pokemon and their levels.

Or maybe just a chat about your process would be nice too.

Secret bases were fucking superb too. I also liked Dex Nav, but not for the reasons everyone else likes it. I liked it back when it was in B2W2 and did nothing, and was called something else.

All of the bad changes to Pokemon are Masuda's Fault, never forget that. He honestly thinks that the Mobile and Portable audience are the same, that kinds are retards with ADD and that more conent won't be appriciated


Sadly, ORAS did a few things right, Like the DexNav, it gave us Soaring Latios which would eventualy become the Ride Pokemon and had the Easiest Powerleving. Blessey bases were a godsend.

I'll grant you everything but Brendan's hat, fuck that.

Masuda's only stand-out game really is BW, frankly. Morimoto has a really good attitude when it comes to making Pokemon games, Unno only did B2W2 so that means he needs to direct more games, Ohmori is Masuda 2 pretty much. I really wonder who was working on the canceled Z version (or whatever the third version equivalent there was to XY). If you look at Game Freak's development cycles, it's clear they are really in to releasing one game every year, and there's a gap at a really important year. I just wonder how fucking terrible do you have to be as a director to fuck up a Pokemon game? Is this "Hideki Kamiya's Resident Evil 2" where the director had no idea what the fuck he was doing and just said yes to every idea? Did they scrap it because the Gen 6 engine was too fucked and had to focus resources on unfucking Gen 7 during its development? I'm honestly baffled.

Alright, I was in the middle of doing drawing warmups anyway.


I'm not sure what I could say about my process. I don't think I do anything special, and I don't really want to turn this thread into a personal blog.

A cringy word to be honest.

If you don't like the main gimmick, just don't fucking bother. The whole game is built around Z-Moves.

The problem with the game corner is that they just removed it, compare that to HGSS still having the game corner but with a card game instead.

The saddest part is that making a good Pokémon game isn't even hard and what they need are things they have already done such as:
For rebattling, hell you could find the Champion and most named characters here so I don't see why not make it a thing. Hell, throw in some Legacy Trainers. This battles would be “in-game” so you could use them to
LV100 Blissey SOS, that is all that it takes. Them being equipped with toxic orbs and having no offensive moves of their own might be too much to ask but hey
Yes, I know about Hyper Training but that is not enough. It is shit thanks to be paywalled behind a rare currency AND LV100
I know the Chateau might be similar but this is in a tournament format
Self-explanatory, just let us recruit legacy characters for the double formats

I sort of mentioned this is about attitude. Morimoto is the kind of guy to replace the Goldenrod Game Corner with something based off an unused minigame in the original GSC. Ohmori is the kind of guy who says "wouldn't it be cool if we referenced this thing we didn't include for budget/legal/other reasons?". One is putting in effort, the other is acknowledging that they couldn't or didn't want to put in the effort. To put it in a way we all understand, it's the difference between Banjo Tooie and Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

I'd take it a step further and say the battle frontier isn't even needed if you just have multiple battle facilities on the map, like BW2 and SM. Those examples aren't as good as the previous generation's battle frontiers because they didn't have as many facilities, but that doesn't mean it's not possible to do so.

I guess, the Battle Frontier is just a name for: “A group of post-game string of Set Level Battles with an assorted amount of rules”. I guess, the bare essentials are:

What the fuck GF?

You gotta do something with your shading/texturing man. It gives me that weird clay look like a ton of bad furfag artists use. If you're drawing something fluffy, make it so.

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87.5% *

Why did they do this?
This semen demon was seriously asking for it.

I know, it depends on how much work I'm willing to put into a drawing.

I appreciate all the loli Shauna x Goodra porn out there, too.

Yeah, all 5 of them sure are great

Thanks, I must've misread it.

It's all garbage. My friend had given me a 2ds so I could play ORAS with him and it was surprisingly fun (the used copy i had was 100% completed with nearly a full storage with all legendaries and even a few shinies). I didn't even have to play the campaign over again and got to just enjoy the endgame PvP. I was fooled and ended up buying Sun and my friend a copy of moon thinking the series had changed for the better. I hadn't even touched a Pokemon game since gen 3 LAUNCHED before my friend gave me the 2ds.

Sun is one of the worst rpgs I've ever played, let alone the worst Pokemon game. Everything that made the first three gens shine had been ripped from the game.

They need to reboot the series and should just make a game with the first 251 Pokemon and the current gameplay/meta in 2.5D with the pre gen 4 art style

What about Gen 1+2, plus legendaries?

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But user, gen 1 and 2+ legendaries are the first 251 pokemon

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I meant the eg fairy legendaries and mascot legendaries (celebi, hoopa, arceus, etc)

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My answer is no

My headphones are a foot away and I heard tinny screeching, I am glad I wasn't wearing them.

Guzma was the best thing about sun and moon

Pussy hair is the best

You have to go back

Just curious, in your fantasies what does the human-pokemon baby come out as? Is it human or pokemon? Or is it some disgusting combination of both?

Yes.

Sure, if you like fucking men

Any man who claims otherwise is by definition a sodomite.


Ok sodomite.

I'd been looking forward to BW, but it ended up turning me off of playing Pokemon for ages by turning out to be bland and boring as fuck (though the head villain was actually kinda cool), then BW2 came along and I was surprised that it actually had some content in it and went back to enjoying myself for a while, plus I liked the whole urban feel. I've found the Gen 6 and 7 games to be nothing but a basket of disappointment that's made me not wanna play regularly and take a hiatus again. Everything is handed to you now and everything has a forced story with some plot you get railroaded into with a zillion cutscenes and slow battles. I don't give a single shit about Z-Moves but Mega forms can still suck my dick.

Holy shit, never would've thought pienji posted here. Keep it up man, you're one of my favorite artists.
Is pienji pronounced like spelling out "PNG"? That's how I say it in my head.

He was also part of the Project Gorgon threads last year, spoke to him, is a chill dude.

Ill got your poison

literally takes 0.2 seconds to tap it away it
some look cool, you don't need to use them if u dont like them lmao
muk looks cool
its a childrens game meant for 7 year olds u autist

Yeah, and I usually avoid shitting up threads like this but I guess I can't be helped now. And yeah, that's where the name comes from.
The new UI update in Project Gorgon crashes my display driver so I can't even play anymore until I upgrade.

What in the fuck?

Is it any good now?

How's it going /vp/

And now to wash their hands if the next pokemon game turns out to be shit again they said something along the lines of "dont get your hopes up for the next pokemon game we dindu nuffin"

Play Pokemon Adventures Red or one of the main megahacks.

Do you have any list for these ones?
In are hacks that allow to catch everything.

It's a bit out of date but:
Pokemon Adventures: Red (This is my favourite)
Pokemon Gaia
Pokemon Glazed
Pokemon Eclipse
Pokemon Victory Fire
Pokemon Flora Sky

Pokemon Reborn (Writing aside, it's arguably the best Pokemon game in regards to balance)
Pokemon Fusion Generation
Pokemon Fusion Generation 2 (Unfinished)
Pokemon Zeta/Omicron

Pokemon Sienna
Pokemon Snakewood (lol)
Pokemon Genesis


I avoided listing romhacks pre-ADV but some of them are great and worth checking out if the ones I listed aren't enough to satisfy.

I played some of them already.
It's good, and it has best field effects I have ever seen in pokemon game.
Its writing is pure edge with some tumblr garbage added to mix though.
It wasn't bad, but dev should receive beatings for that shit balance.
It's still better than one in Dark Rising thankfully.

These also were very good.
>Pokemon Uranium Its fakemons look more like Digimon.
>Touhoumon Puppetplay and Touhoumon Purple. First is in Kanto and second in Hoenn

I wanted to mention Uranium but I'd never played it. Worth checking out?
Are the fakemons fuckable?

It's ok.
No, they look like in-training digimon.

I may get stoned to death by mentioning it, but I've been playing Clover and it's pretty fun.

Those were some good times

Do you want to forgo being classified as a boy or girl? Do you long to spend hours being repeatedly referred to as "they" in a hamfisted and awkward manner? If so, you'll enjoy Uranium. I, personally, did not.

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oh yeah so great

Cute, that's basically how fanart depicts the little shit, too

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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Other than the cringy shirts on the bottom, am I supposed to take issue with this?

digimon was always better tbh

You never fail to disappoint me

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You revived this thread but didn't post any lewds?
shame on you

I see you're a trainer of culture as well

Jolteon has a bumhole that just won't quit

do not censor you baddy

Faggot
e621.net/post/show/670023

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you dont get to call me a faggot with shit that gay

What a nigger!

Jesus Christ, no.

I'm so glad TPCi is so miserly with their crossovers, so retarded stuff doesn't happen (aside from that Taiko-related one). I'm also very glad Game Freak will probably never hire any Pokemon fans to make the games, I don't think any of them get the point. Aside from Hitoshi Ariga, his designs are fucking on point.

Actually, here's the list of Pokemon by their designers. It's absolutely fascinating because Ken Sugimori basically designed all the worst Pokemon.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User:Altruis/List_of_Pokémon_by_their_designers

did you notice the deviantart-tier Lysander and Ryuki recolored "OC"s

What am I seeing here? I don't understand the context of these images
Can you import your own images or something?

I thought the Ryuki was a replacement for Zeraora. Like, as a joke.

It's a hack.

Oh, good. For a split second, I thought it might be DLC.
I am surprisingly okay with this, particularly for just a fan game.
Needs to be in the real games.
We're never going to get any more of these in the real games ever again, but it's a great idea and I want to see a ton of them.
Oh… no.
I TAKE IT ALL BACK

the Harambe maymay was never funny, but that made me guffaw

Likely true, but there's nothing stopping them from coming up with further "Insert Region Here" forms.

Why bother then?

Right right next you'll say that Megas are a gen 5/6 form

Its stupid. Theres too much bloat in the games and they keep these one off gimmicks in for compatibility reasons and for the worse

user every pokemon is nude

tbh the best romhacks are the ones that just rebalance the existing games (which are already well-designed) and add more stuff on top of them. Sigma Emerald is a great example. Pokemon Red/Blue DX are also pretty fun, especially in challenge mode. Umbreon back-ported to Gen 1 mechanics is busted.

I should clarify that when I say "well-designed", I mean not totally fucking busted and broken like most fan games or romhacks end up being. The overworld designs are logical, etc.

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Tell me about that man. Why does he wear the crown?

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It says as much for Machoke so

I really wish these guys had Alola forms wearing Hawaiian shirts instead of their martial arts gear. It's a real shame they only did Alola forms for gen 1 pokemon.

Also Machamp, Hitmonchan, and Jynx.

This thread wasn't a disappointment, after all.

Bumping to ask where one could find ROMs anymore, since Nintendo purged most sites, and every other result on jewgle is a .exe

If you can't find them, you won't get them.
Also get better search browser while you search for them, fag.

Which pokemon has the juiciest cunt?
Asking because I like cuntboys

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Okay fine what about dickgirls?

I order Pokeporn commissions and everything. Debate me, atheists.

Literally dudes with tits and a chick's body, and a chick's face but with the sam genitalia, so it's still gay, cakeboy

Dammit, SAME, not "sam"!

Sam probably has a dick, so you didn't need to correct yourself.

Sawkler and Throhdorf were great.

If that's one you commissioned, I'm glad you replaced your My Little Pony looking character with a more normal looking one. I probably wouldn't commission porn if I had money, myself. I would commission weird shit like my own 80's sitcom theme, though.

Anyone have the picture of the hex maniac asking you if you are coming to bed? This doesn't have anything to do with the thread I just thought it was the best place to ask.

It's still being worked on and it never got infected by tumblr. Don't believe the oneangrygamer article, it's mostly bullshit.

t. somebody who used to work on sage and was around at the time and still keeps up with shit. Here's some recent stuff. (notice a lot of the plants in the second image are placeholders)

*first image

Alright. Thanks.
I will check it later.

I just started Pokemon Sun, how the hell do I select a male trainer?

What did I miss?

The best games in the series, followed by a sharp decline they're only barely recovering from. Basically, play HGSS and Gen 5, and hope that Masuda or Ohmori aren't directing Gen 8. Even if somebody else directs it, unless it's Morimoto it won't help that much.

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Also it runs like absolute dogshit

Is Gen 3 still the go-to choice for low-effort hacking, or are there a ton of tools floating around for later generations now? I have a stupid idea I want to attempt.

Still is

yes, it's actually been getting even easier over recently

Excellent. Thanks.


I did notice that not only is there a tool to edit types and their weaknesses now, but it also lets you freely add new types.

Hopefully this'll only take a month or two.

Anyone using Citra recently? is it still shit? I have the haswell 4670k for reference

I love stupid ideas, tell me what it is.

The Dark Souls of Pokemon romhacks.
Typings like hollow, human, demon, and skeleton, trainers that respawn if you die or use a pokemon center, a mostly nonlinear world (that will open up organically with the use of HMs rather than inorganically with specific keys), learnsets that are entirely sidegrades, things like that.
I want to see if I can mostly remake Dark Souls in Fire Red.

Crystal was the ultimate Pokémon game.
Peak of the 90's Poké craze.

Gen 1 and 2.
There are 251 Pokémon, from Bulbasaur to Celebi.
Everything after that is bad fan-fiction.

Word, Crystal was the real shit, and it was in full color, truly magical.

Crystal came out in 2001 you mouth breathing retard. Pokemon didn't even come out outside of Japan until 1998. I don't understand why everyone considers it a 90s thing when it came out at the tail end of the decade

It's funny because I am currently actually breathing from my mouth because my nose is blocked.

Please edit the HM moves to actually be good, if such a thing is possible. There's no reason that the player should have to carry around a HM slave or burden good Pokemon with shitty, 50BP moves.

Don't worry, I haven't just done that whenever I made a hack, I've also done that whenever I felt like doing a playthrough of any pokemon game. 80 BP strength with a 20% chance to raise attack, 60 BP psychic-type flash with a 50% chance to lower accuracy, 75 BP rock smash, etc.

Why are pokegirls so great?

Kill yourself nigger lover

I used to play this a lot when it came out because it was the only official way to play random online battles until games released after DP added that. (Diamond/Pearl only let you play against friends, and maybe download a stranger's set for the Battle Tower.)

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>ever since her debut keeps popping up in the post game except gen 6 the worst gen

They really love her, huh? Considering how much rioting there was over Sabrina/Natsume's redesign in HGSS, they better not mess up her redesign if they ever make Gen 4 remakes.

Wow! I haven't seen
jaded staying in the
past since I don't
know when! user,
you really ARE a
faggot! Anyways,
I'll humor you for
being such a massive
faggot.

user 2EB90C: There
are 4 DRAGON MOVES.
DRAGON RAGE,
OUTRAGE, TWISTER
and DRAGONBREATH.

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Sun and Moon were shitty half-baked sacks of crap. I'm of the opinion that those two games were actually rushed to meet a deadline rather than actually be a proper pokemon offering. Given how little there was to do throughout the game, the complete lack of any consequential/sensical storyline, and how quickly they managed to shit out USUM, I honestly believe we weren't supposed to get Sun and Moon in that condition. If USUM came out and were just the original offering, I feel like everybody would have a higher opinion of Gen 7. USUM still has a ton of flaws based onwhat I garnered watching someone else play through but if it was the first part of the series, everybody would have the expansion/extension game to look forward to.

Masuda made Sun and Moon to appeal to mobilefags after the success of Pokemon GO. he felt like mobilefags would get too overwhelmed in a traditional open world Pokemon Game without as much hand-holding

Get used to it because Sun and Moon are the fastest selling games in the series

If this is how Pokemon Switch ends up, then fuck it, I'm done with the series. There's also no hope that the Switch game is a 3rd Orre game either, so it's disappointment ahoy.

Even the Alola forms were an appeal to the mobilefags because at the time it was just gen 1 Pokemon in GO.

There might be some hope as long as the new games don't take place on a bunch of fucking linear as fuck islands they could still bring the series back to being more open world

Only proof Genwunners are the biggest normalfags

All I want is Gen 5 tier story with Gen 4 tier little touches/characters in an open Gen 3 style world with Gen 1 tier monster designs. Pokemon Switch should invoke feelings similar to these images.

Agreed. I can only hope the next Pokemon game has fully surfable ocean routes like Hoenn. Honestly, the ultimate Pokemon region would probably be a mix between Hoenn and Sinnoh turned up to 11

My biggest fear is honestly that it goes almost completely online. It's a normal-ish pokemon game, but they add more global link, more festival plaza style stuff, more blink-and-you-miss-it events in-game. I liked it when pokemon was a single player game that was accentuated by the additional stuff with friends, not having large chunk of it with a mass of intercontinental faggots.

Ideal game


I skipped Gen 5 as well as X&Y, so I can't really use them for any reference.

To be frank, it's not like Pokemon was ever particularly open world. Gen 1 was pretty much the peak with getting to choose which way you got to Fuscia. If you wanted to talk about optional content, then yeah, Gen 1 is pretty good for that. Gen 5 is also surprisingly good for that, but basically every single one is locked behind surf.


Gen 3 isn't terribly open, the most freedom it gives are the barren water routes. Also, Gen 5 or even USUM had more little touches than Gen 4, but I haven't played it in a while and refuse to because Gen 4 is so shit.

Unskip Gen 5.

So wrong about everything it hurts. Gen 3 felt a lot more open than Gen 1 because in Gen 3 you can navigate the majority of the overworld without ANY load-points. Gen 1 had every major route behind a gate because of technical limitations

Oh, I thought you meant progression wise, not connectedness wise. Gen 3 is very well connected, my mistake.

Is it still worth playing with all of that Dream World/O-power stuff offline?

Progression wise I don't think any Pokemon game could be considered truly open. If it was like that the games would have terrible difficulty scaling

Yes.

No, the difficult scaling would be fine for where the story expects you to go. Dragon's Dogma does this fine where the main campaign will take you from place to place in a certain order, but you always have the opportunity to fuck off and go fight retardedly strong enemies without any warnings. It's fucking great.

Gen 5 was pretty good.


Look at the map I posted and tell me that again. The only places tucked away you can't reach without encountering a gate/checkpoint of some sort is Rustboro City and the Battle Frontier. Every other city and town can be traveled to freely. You can go from Littleroot to Mossdeep City without a single interruption. There's also shortcuts all over the place.

I want to impregnate Hilda

We all do.

Also you better watch out user, Mark and his hotpockets will ban you for posting relevant images of pokegirls in a pokemon thread because it's "spam"!

I wonder why?

hue

What's the fastest way to get this image to a 15-color 64x64 image without destroying so much detail it's no longer recognizable as a hollow soldier?

It's already unrecognizable.

To make pixel art of it instead. You'll never be able to get it that small without destroying it's recognizability as it simply wasn't designed that way.

fuck that, that would take like 4 months on art alone

To create a 64x64 image with a limited color pallet?

to pixel art every enemy in dark souls by hand

FUCK IT I CAN GET IT DONE IN A MONTH IF I LIMIT MYSELF TO HALF AN HOUR PER SPRITE
I MEAN I'M ONLY GOING TO NEED LIKE 130ISH

THAT'S A MEAGER 65 HOURS ON JUST ART
IF I CAN GET MYSELF TO SPEND 3 HOURS PER DAY ON ART SPRITE'S'LL TAKE 22 DAYS TOPS

WHY AM I PUTTING THIS MUCH EFFORT INTO A FUCKING MEME HACK

I'm starting to wonder why there isn't someone who has already made pixel fanart for dark souls and just stealing his shit

It's entirely of the more dramatic bosses like O&S and summons and none of it's at the right resolution. Who in their right mind would waste their goddamn time drawing shit like hollow soldiers?

You apparently, or anyone else that does pixel art as a hobby.

i'm fucking drunkposting on Holla Forums about pokemon memehacks at 2 am and have to get up for work in a few hours

i am the exact goddamn opposite of 'right mind'

Dream World was just a shitty online flash game. It shut down before WFC did. You're missing berry growth and hidden abilities, but BW2 allowed for groves to find wild pokemon with said abilities and made berries easier to obtain than its prequel.


I liked Gen 5, but who cares about the story? I just play to explore and travel with Pokemon. I could care less about Team Whatever.

I agree, but seeing as I skipped the Switch because of paid online I doubt GameFreak will care what I think.

I mean the levels of wild pokemon/gym leaders/trainers could scale off of your badges,
that could fix the scaling issue, although that would be a lot of extra work.


That sounds nice.
I definitely agree, but fucking doubt it,
however nice that seems I doubt that much effort would be put into a pokemon game.


I'd laugh if it turns out that;
It'd be an easy way for me to completely abandon the series.

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So is Ash's ace confirmed to be Incineroar this gen? Feels weird for him to have two Dark-type starters consecutively.