Divinity: Original Sin 2 - "WHERE'S THE PORN?!" Edition

Okay, I'm gonna have a fucking seizure.

Catty, smug, slutty half-demon with what is probably the sexiest voice acting I've seen in a game; Slave-owner lizards; Demons that nearly outright state that they wanna fuck you to death; Graphic, indepth, narrated sex scenes for every romance. – So where the fuck is all the porn? In the public's eye Divinity 2 is considered to be almost THE game of the year it was released, and yet there's fucking nothing there. The only one picture I saw was Ifan and the Red Prince - and I'm sorry but I just don't fucking dig it.

I want Malady to jerk me off while I suck on her titty and call me a good boy.

OP confirmed for newfag. Everybody knows that the amount of porn produced for a piece of media is inversely proportional to how explicity lewd it is.

Only newfags point out newfags. Also, Divinity is not explicitly lewd, it's implicitly lewd.

No female character in this game looks even remotely attractive.

It's as lewd as you can get short of being actual VN smut. That's why there's no porn, degenerate scalefags just jerk off to it already.

this tbh, what's the point when there's actual narrated sex scenes?

Besides it's all just going to be scalie shit since every fucking divinity thread is full of lizardfags.

But there's not any kind of porn though. Granted, the only picture I did see was scalie shit, but that's not a big enough sample size to really judge.


Honestly I saw them more as figurines to project the voice acting onto. You can hardly see their faces anyway, considering the perspective.

You're a Maladyfag, you clearly have turbo shit taste, anyway. She was just awful, I waited all game for a chance to kill her and then SHE JUST DIES ON HER OWN.
Bullshit.

She never dies canonically. Your shit was a bug. Also:


Unironically kill yourself, my man

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YOUR SHIT WAS A BUG

God, I hate waifufags.

I'm not as much a waifufag as my attraction to female characters and women in general is either 0% or a 100%. Even IRL I don't care about most girls until I meet that yearly fucking crush that fucks me up for months.

I looked it up, by the way. Malady only dies if you don't complete the Godwoken ritual that you need to find out the location of the Nameless Isle. In all of my playthroughs, she survived.

Oh, so you're a waifufag and a simpering faggot. Great.
Good job noticing that it wasn't a bug after all, retard.

And you are an angry faggot, jump off a building. Not my fault I could follow a simple fucking instruction in a videogame unlike you.

"Perform a ritual after you get the source points"

I want red prince to raw me

fuck here we go

You're awfully defensive, OP. I got the consequence I wanted - Malady fucking died. The only problem is that I couldn't strangle her myself.
Just delete this thread, you've already fucked up too hard.

I'll track you down and delete you, faggot. Fight me. I'll fuck you up.

we knew it was coming. why contain it

There was a bug where even if you found out the location of the Island, she'd still fucking go and fucking kill herself, locking you out of that spirit realm shit in the last act. It was fixed in a later patch.

Stupidity aside, are there any mods that fix the combat? By the time you're halfway through act 2, the number inflation on gear/damage/health gets so bad that you need to constantly be shopping for gear to keep up. If you don't shop for gear, you fall behind badly and just end up getting CCd to death; if you do shop for gear regularly it trivializes the game since you 1 round enemies on tactician.

There's a mod to fix number inflation, but I don't know if there are any more beyond that.

Many mods attempt it, but since there's very little global variables that can be accessed and it's not a flashy as "my weeb custom class" none of those either go far enough or end up any better in the long run.

Go back to /vg/ and take your shit sjw games with you

you wot m8

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why do you even bother?

To be honest the folks on here have been getting so fucking dense about their kneejerk reaction to any and all mainstream games that I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually being genuine there. All it takes is a single illustration (not even promotion of) non-conservative values within a game for these people to lose their fucking mind.


Because people need to be called out on their bullshit. In my experience 50% of anons are fucking sheep that jump on bandwagons and trends and do not fact check. If someone reads this, and nobody makes an attempt to get this guy to justify his claim, the retards will start thinking this game is SJW content and will continue spouting that bullshit for years to come.

Didn't play 2 yet but it already sounds better than the first one.

I never played the first one, actually. But yeah, Divinity is pretty good. It's not a perfect game by any means but it's overall solid. The combat AI feels very smart until you learn how to cheese it, too - which you probably won't figure out until the very, very end.

Divinity II, rather

Go to /vp/ if you want porn.

I don't think I can enjoy these games. I tried OS 1 and sort of liked it, but not really. Planescape, Fallout etc. as well. I wish I could like them. Is it even worth trying 2 if previous cRPGs don't do it for me?

The more explicit it is, the less porn there is of it.

I've never been too into CRPGs, but I really enjoyed OS2.

the problem is that you can't romance the semen demons or atleast have them in your party.

There are sex scenes in Witcher games and plenty of porn gets made of that.

I am a fucking god. I am a fucking deity. I am death. I must've casted like 5-6 massive AoE Source spells in the space of 2 turns.

I can feel you!
These niggers burned me with Spore and MGS5 hype thanks to God i didn't got into the Evolve and Dragon Dogma fuckery then i rather listened to the what i should't play Holla Forums advises only to found out last december thatthe first Divinity Original Sin is good! You fucking jewsucking niggers!!! Hundreds of TES and Skyrim threads, shit million New Vegas post, every single thread is ruined by furry-faggotory or salty griefing but you niggers never would recognize a decent game even if it literally rub out your fucking eyes! FUCK YOU!!!

This board is fucking Holla Forums tier! Yes i said it! It's on the same level as Holla Forums! Good fucking day!

How do you fuck up that bad.

What

Easy mode desu, I rather go summoner/necromancer with extended summons mod and have a demon and a spider that nukes stuff