Divinity: Original Sin 2 - "WHERE'S THE PORN?!" Edition

Okay, I'm gonna have a fucking seizure.

Catty, smug, slutty half-demon with what is probably the sexiest voice acting I've seen in a game; Slave-owner lizards; Demons that nearly outright state that they wanna fuck you to death; Graphic, indepth, narrated sex scenes for every romance. – So where the fuck is all the porn? In the public's eye Divinity 2 is considered to be almost THE game of the year it was released, and yet there's fucking nothing there. The only one picture I saw was Ifan and the Red Prince - and I'm sorry but I just don't fucking dig it.

I want Malady to jerk me off while I suck on her titty and call me a good boy.

OP confirmed for newfag. Everybody knows that the amount of porn produced for a piece of media is inversely proportional to how explicity lewd it is.

Only newfags point out newfags. Also, Divinity is not explicitly lewd, it's implicitly lewd.

No female character in this game looks even remotely attractive.

It's as lewd as you can get short of being actual VN smut. That's why there's no porn, degenerate scalefags just jerk off to it already.

this tbh, what's the point when there's actual narrated sex scenes?

Besides it's all just going to be scalie shit since every fucking divinity thread is full of lizardfags.

But there's not any kind of porn though. Granted, the only picture I did see was scalie shit, but that's not a big enough sample size to really judge.


Honestly I saw them more as figurines to project the voice acting onto. You can hardly see their faces anyway, considering the perspective.

You're a Maladyfag, you clearly have turbo shit taste, anyway. She was just awful, I waited all game for a chance to kill her and then SHE JUST DIES ON HER OWN.
Bullshit.

She never dies canonically. Your shit was a bug. Also:


Unironically kill yourself, my man

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