How should Dragon Age end?

I want to see the black city.
Such a shame that Bioware ended up getting devoured by EA, they hold some real good IPs.

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As a cancelled IP

Dragon age ended after origins. It was a short lived series.

I miss his cute voice

Its over, let it go. Not even the writer they hired for the next game could possibly save it.

I miss sandal and oghren tbh

dragon age only got a little worse than the original which was really just a 7/10. I think the meme that Bioware once made good games is more insulting than the meme that Bioware no longer makes good games.

They never made good games.

With a legacy of DA:I Morrigan porn

It should have been aborted, DA:O was mediocre at best and the worst part about it was the boring generic settings. Bioware doesn't have any IPs worth saving.

This

You could see cracks in the writing at the end of the second DA origins DLC

It already did. DA:O was the first and last installment as far as I'm concerned.


It didn't outright push that not all darkspawn are evil, just that of those that were sentient not all were nigger-tier.
Besides if you helped the Architect he ends up fucking you over in some way as implied in the epilogue, if I remember correctly.

In the garbage bin, where it belong, along with all the other trash BioWare has made.

I was hoping we'd go the the black city in DAI, but it turned out to be extremly disapinting once I found out that the main character is just some dipshit who was at the right place at the right time to get the rift artifact on his hand. When that was revealed I just rushed through the main story to end it, there wore two whole maps that I didn't even visit once since by then I knew that they wore probably filled with nothing but mmo tier garbage

/Thread, they milked the series in it's infancy, reminder that Dragon Age Origins took 5-6 years, and the sequels, spin-offs, books, movie, comics and ect continually shit on each other and fucked up the whole thing, leaving nothing to be explored.

Man, the combat, story, dialogue, setting, races, magic, and character development were completely atrocious in that game.

There was even a "dragon" in the game, but everyone called it a "daemon". Why not call the game "Daemon Age" if you are going to call what looks like a "dragon" a "daemon".

With complete oblivion.

Origins was garbage too. I don't know why people praise that turd of a game.

It was a shitty Baldur's Gate without skills. I'm tired of everyone saying their game is the revival of RPG games when there isn't roleplay involved.

No wonder you opinion is trash

because it was a good game

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There actually is a dragon in it.

theres actually more than one, it just depends on your definition of dragon

fuck bioware

fug, can't find my Holla Forums version, They fucking spammed that shit here too

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That picture says more than enough about how fucked the series has gotten.
There is no hope for things to get better here. Even if EA weren't all but ready to bring the headsman's axe down on Bioware, they're so far gone that they'll never learn their lesson from Inquisition and Andromeda's failures.

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seems like you're the only person in the thread with this opinion.
people were mad about ME3 because they bought into a story with no payoff.
I don't think people even got mad about DA because the first game was just Faerun with the serial numbers filed off. Origins and its addon were timewasters that got the job done, but it didn't really seem like anyone was attached enough to get angry about the falloff in quality, just laugh about it.
Hell, DA2 had a playable demo so you could immediately tell it was going to be shit. They learned not to do that again.

This disgusting pozfest should end by biopoz not releasing another one and everyone forgetting it existed.

Dragon Age - The series where 2 out of the 3 games are complete shit
Just give up already.

After Mass Effect: Andromeda, I don't trust BioWare not to completely mangle the next Dragon Age game. Inquisition's storyline was a pretty awful mixture of fedoratheism, third-wave feminism and Tumblr literal faggotry. They totally screwed up the lore with their pandering:
I can't even raise the boy I had with Morrigan.
The events from the first two games barely change anything, aside from which cameos you see. I liked the combat system, that's about it though. They've already proven they're happy to ignore and retcon their own lore and just do whatever the hell they want to promote whatever "oppressed" minority the special snowflake libshits at the company want to shill for that year. Since Andromeda was so roundly mocked for adding imaginary pronouns to the Asari, and this is BioWare, I expect them to learn nothing, double or triple down, and push tranny/pronoun shit even harder in the next Dragon Age… assuming Anthem doesn't fail so hard that EA has them euthanized first.

Go away IGN.

Well it's been a while since I played but anyone who has played dao will understand what I'm saying

first is obviously better but
Better be for the lewd mods.

Gunshot, fade to black.

This trash was never good.

With buckets of cum

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In a dumpster fire.

Reminder that (((Jennifer Hepler))) started the whole "omg gamers are sexist" cause no one with a brain liked her shit, so she used her Jewish connections to start the SJW movement to force their twisted ideology into games.

The first pic is from a failed Kickstarter with her involvement where she tries to lie/back pedal on games needing a "fast forward button". Proof here.

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THE JEWS DID THIS, LITERALLY

user, everyone here knows it is always the Jew's fault, one way or another.

That place was and still is pure cancer

Real jealous I ain't the sex that gets ugly quicker (I mean seriously my 39 most women look like Mumm-Ra), takes 2 hours to get ready in the morning, has a smaller brain size, has to get a man to open jars and chase off mice, bleeds the red sea every fucking month, physically weaker and has no idea how a DVD player works.

And usually gets raped

The game is called Dragon Age based upon the era the game is set in. DA:O takes place in the Age of Dragon because the Pope Divine decreed the new age called that because the dragons were having a resurgence after being thought hunted to extinction

Was there ever a stated reason why the dragons were coming back?

I think it had something to do with the extinction of the Griffins and rise of dragon cults like those beserker guys in Andraste's temple.

The only entertainment I ever derived from DA was seeing the Codex roast Gayder and then escort him out after a good tarring and feathering.

Let it die, it and Mass Effect are too far gone to salvage. The only way to “fix” Drag Age is to fix Bioware, and the only way to do that is to cut it loose from Electronic Ass, fire everyone hired after Mass Effect 1/ Origins as in actually toss them on a fire, hire people who value gameplay and consistency over personal politics. So essentially, perform these three Herculean tasks and we might get a good Dragon Age game. Probably not because most of the lore was pozzed to all hell so we’d need a hard reset just to fix Cisquisition’s fuck ups alone, not to mention DA2.

stop pretending that DA was ever good.

In a dumpster alongside Buyoware.

What's so special about Dragon Age or Mass Effect that would require them being salvaged? Both settings are beyond generic and offer nothing original and engaging, and they are tied to the same garbage narrative and characters BioWare has been recycling since it was founded.

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Wasn't there a kickstarter where one go the goals was a mystery high profile writer getting involved and when it was revealed that it was Hamburger Helper entire project died in less day a day because everyone did a chargeback?

That isn't even all.
They are just adding shit that breaks lore further and further and they have no idea of what they are going anymore.

They revealed that lyrium is sentient and red lyrium is due to being infected with the blight. Nevermind that the fucking red lyrium we discovered in Dragon Age 2 was in a cave so ancient that it predated the Darkspawn's first appearance. Then if you play Inquisition's DLC, you find out that lyrium is actually blood from the Titans, creatures that live underground and are pretty much sentient caves and have no connection with anything else thus far like Old Gods or the Elven Gods.

Bioware is pissing all over directions and they have no idea of what they are doing anymore. They have set up Solas as the new over-aching antagonist of the setting who will unleash the corrupt Elven Gods upon Thedas, making the original Darkspawn and Archdemons completely and totally irrelevant. And DA2 had set up a civil war between Templars and Mages that gets absolutely no resolution in Inquisition, you just chose one side in the first act, the other one becomes minions of Corypheus and it all bleeds into the game's main conflict against him. Also, nice job Bioware in recycling the main villain from one of your DLC expansions rather than coming up with something new. Really bold indeed.

Man, and back in the day the young me with untuned j-dar thought she said that shit because she was just retarded. Now I see she did it because she's a fucking parasitic, disgusting jew, and being retarded is just the side effect of that accursed, demonic race.

The Hepler incident to me sounds like a kink or change in their plans occurred and one of their agents chimped out over it, considering how the media reaction wasn't nearly as coordinated as the Anita shit or gamergate. If I had to guess, they were cashing out of Bioware because they either saw the ME3 ending coming or they were focusing instead on subverting indie games, since by the point Bioware was totally subverted and there was pretty much no point in continuing to fuck with them.

We wake up as the Warden and realise that DA 2 and Inquisition were just fever dreams.


It pains me but you're right.
I really like the Dragon Age world and it's a shame they never made a decent successor to Origins.

With you fucking the dragon

I just wanted to play video games, not to become a fucking nazi. All my friends fight racism and bigotry, and here i am sitting with you discussing what jews did again. I am going insane from dissonance in my mind. Soon all services are going to be controlled against hatespeech, and we won't be able to communicate with the rest of gaming community. Thanks to both sides becoming ultra communists and ultra nazis. I know you're both fucking wrong because you all oppress people, but its not worth killing video games just because you're so full of hate. One is getting fucking gay in my vidya, the other is trying to convince me to become a nazi degenerate because of that.
This hobby is ruined by socialists, both national ones and bolshevik ones.

fenceshitters get the bullet too

That image disgusts me.

Nice dubs.
We need to reclaim our industry from the kikes.

You can ether be enslaved under socialism or kill all the Jews. You have no fence to sit on anymore.

And then by the jews invading your favorite hobby, you realized the Nazis were right all along.
Get new friends. Theyr'e fighting against truth and reality.
Git gud. You can't stop the signal.

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I was talking about how it looks like it was ripped straight from Tumblr.

Did you open the spoiler?

I'm blind and that offends me. Check your privilege.

Thread over. Pack it up, boys.

Sorry mum

Some people aren't people, if you catch my drift.

they should have never been made. The best of the series, Origins was mediocre at best with MMO style cooldown abilities and yet another defeat the not-orcs and save the world plot

The BG games weren't that good either, Bioware excels at making poor to mediocre games that squeak by on generic plots and annoying characters

Bioware has never made a good game. Baldur's Gate is the fucking worst Dungeons and Dragons game ever made. It's worse than fucking Hillsfar.

They usually get by on having an all star voice cast more than anything. I really doubt anyone would've given a shit about their games if they were all text.

I liked the general idea behind BG2. I mean, a fight for the throne of the god of murder sounds pretty badass and could lead to all manner of interesting situations with bizarre moral choices, but BioWare being BioWare had to fuck it up and turn it into another "chosen one goes out to kill big bad".

It's not that bad but you're right in that it isn't some holy grail of crpgs.
BG was ok.
Nothing more and nothing less.

It will most likely be about killing the faggot bald elf who is literally god, created the Fade and wants to destroy the whole world just because muh elven people. Expect an even bigger flop than Andromeda.

Does that mean the evil path will let you shoah the knife ears?

Your choices will be either kill all elves, turn everyone into elves or turn everyone into half elves.

Fixed it for you.

That just sounds redundant.

But female elves love the dick.

No, i think this to, i actually played good games from bioware, tough the most recent were complete shit, is just you impression because we live in a time Holla Forums is full of fat ass newfags who never cared to learn how to use sage properly (i believe most of people today dont even know to what is it for) or quote OP, or behave like minor age faggots when talking about somenthing, what supost to drive it to a permaban in the board a long time ago (but i guess mods are also huge newfags normalfags).

Well, it is sad, because we could run to a less normalfag place, but now i cant find anyone comfy.

Beats me, quote OP and live in excellency.

I remember around the time the game came out and seeing a guy who, in a conversation that somehow got to be about succubi, said "oh, you mean like the desire demons in Dragon Age :DDD". In hindsight, I'm not sure if it's worse than "Glutton is a reference to Full Metal Alchemist" but it rustled my jimmies regardless.

if you want it to have an end. Only the first one and its expansions count.

Beyond that the 2 and 3 and more is just fan fiction.

Mass effect. You can stop with ME 1 but ME 2 is good enough that you can just end the series there and never touch ME 3 and be happy.

Over time I have reached the conclusion that bioware was simply never good.
Maybe on the gameplay side things were a bit more RPG-ish, but the lore itself was always and forever arse. Half of you guys here are nostalgia driven.
How can you defend a studio that bad ? Getting sold to EA doesn't mean it wasn't cancerous from the start.

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In giant shitstorm that will kill EA.

Sadly, it won't kill it, but I can't wait for the downpour of lulz BioWare has in store for us. Last time they gave us the Bull and the Elfpig, I wonder how they'll top that this time.

Killing Bioware could only help EA at this point.

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I seem to remember them being more in line with gypsies than anything.

Gypsies are just dumber Jews. They exhibit the same lack of morals, rapacious greed and lack of common decency.

One of the defining characteristics of a kike to me is the idea of a "promised land" which, as far as I can remember, wasn't something that came up. They just whined about the forest which there seemed to be plenty of and didn't look any more corrupted than the rest of the fucked world of the game. God damn what a generic piece of shit that game was. Can't believe troperfaggots thought it was "deconstructive" in the slightest.

But genetically, they're closer to being European than they are Jewish.

They're a particularly nasty breed of currynigger. In fact, they are so nasty they got chased out of India.

They're the third wave of the Indo-European Migration.
1st Wave - Hittites, probably a few others as well
2nd Wave - Europeans
3rd Wave - Gypsies.

Dragon Age Elves had the great city Arlathan(Jerusalem/Temple) which was the capital of the elvish empire of Elvhenan(Israel), which got destroyed by the Tevinter Imperium(Roman Empire).
They tried to rebuild their Nation in Dales, but the evil Chantry(Church) send a Exalted March(Crusade) to destroy it.
It is this destruction that caused the Elves turning into Nomads and Slumrats.
Additionally Elves call humans "shemlen" and give them the fault for aging and not being super magical Immortals anymore.

Any reason why pretty much none of that was in the game proper outside of fluff text? Shit like that really gets on my nerves.

The events is talking about happened hundreds of years prior to events of Dragon Age: Origins. They genuinely could not show them to you in the story they were trying to tell. You'll just have to take the word of the NPCs who exist to spoonfeed lore to the player.

Genius.

This.


BG is a shitty knock-off of 2E D&D, which is itself a shitty knock-off of earlier, better versions of D&D. Combat in D&D is complete shit unless you can throw shit, climb walls, and all of that other crap that your DM improvs on the fly while rolling his eyes. Strip that away, it's shit. The magic system? An absolute travesty. The only people who praise BG are people who've never played a TTRPG or haven't played the game.

As a video game, DA:O is a step-up. Hell, even the story is a step-up; Bioware dialogue was just as shit then as it is now, except at the time, it was riding on the coat-tails of what is quite literally the worst campaign setting in D&D, and fags gobbled it up.


You can say the same shit about literally any of the major fantasy series on the market. It's not even half as bad as TES, where the devs almost seem to get a hardon in depriving players of giant robot battles and space-ships.

Step-up to the gallows.
It's just another bunch of cliches with tons of missed potential.
Baldur's Gate 1 is a decent game that doesn't suffer from the crap that DA:O has. BG2 is an improvement over BG1.

my personal opinion is that dao was fun. i actually got a few really good playthroughs out of it.

i remember i was going to get 2, but the relentless shilling on Holla Forums at the time made the contrarian in me not buy it. and when i saw how bad they fucked it up, i was very happy with that decision.

i honestly dont remember inquisition coming out at all. i think i was getting really heavy into Holla Forums at the time, so i was hardly playing any games at that point.

for me, the romances were always the cringiest shit in bioware games, so i used to avoid them. i can honestly say that if the combat in DA2 was an improved version of DA:O, i would have gotten it even if the main character was a trans demi-dragon otherfuck. the combat (in origins) reminded me a lot of what baldurs gate might have been if it didnt cling to the (imo) shitty archaic 2e magic rules where you have to rest every other battle.


they were all right. in terms of crpgs, i always found planescape to be the best story, arcanum for coolest world, and icewind dale for best combat. BG was just the one that got me started on them, so i have a soft spot for it.

Check the archives. It's the kickstarter. I also recall the guy on Kickstarter said "we wanted it to fail on purpose" to some guy on Twitter or something.

How should Dragon Age end?
Anything is fine for an ending. Even the first game was unplayable due to the dialogue. This whole lets go down as pathetic and embarrassing they are doing is baffling but so be it.

How better would you feel knowing that DA:I retcons this shit and reveals that the humans had nothing to do with the elves' downfall and that their empire was destroyed in a civil war?

Something tells me Bioware doesn't have the chops to even consider that, which is ironic considering how "deconstructive" Dragon Age was and is touted to be.

They COULD have gone this direction since the ending of Trespasser establishes Solas as the new main villain and that the elven pantheon (who aren't real gods, they are just immortal sorcerers venerated as deities) are pure fucking evil and locked up in the Fade, which Solas intends to release to grant immortality back to his people.
But considering that the fourth game is going to take place in the Tevinter Imperium I expect them to ditch this shit entirely for the lazy Trump analogies about a charismatic Archon trying to make a decaying empire "great again". They already did this shit by ignoring the Mage-Templar War for the bland new story in Inquisition.

It took them 4 games and a whole decade to make a game that takes place in the universe's giant empire? The fuck kind of worldbuilding is this? Does Bioware just throw darts at a cork board filled with gay porn all day?

Tevinter? Well shit, I'll probably just skip it like I skipped ME:A then. Tevinters are anti-fag because homos don't have children and the family bloodline continuing is paramount for them. Which means we'll get another hamfisted story about Dorian, whose father literally gave him the Mike Pence treatment to try and de-faggotize him.

And that's a good thing, keep your CH0DA -
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE fanfic to yourself, retard.

Sounds exactly like something bioware would do

Makes no difference, considering that this is what happened to the real Israelites too. During antiquity Israel was always a puppet state, colony or province of some other superpower in the Mediterranean world.
Usually they had a good live and adopted the more advanced culture of their conquerors, until the religious fanatics that didn't want to adopt started to kill the Israelites that tried to become civilized and at that point the superpower that was ruling over them usually came and pushed the religious fanatics shit in to reestablish order.

Perhaps, but i liked Irenicus tho.

Bioware on the other hand was NEVER good.

And young Adolf just wanted to be a painter and write plays after he survived the hell of WW1, but all he found was strife because all these filthy fucking yids did what they do best - prey upon simple, hard-working men in their time of hardship. Our dreams are made impossible by these disgusting parasites and the vicious mind viruses they have unleashed upon the world. Your eyes are open and you cannot go back to sleep again. There is only the struggle.

You are mixing some stuff.
Adolf Hitler was a half orphan and lived in poverty in Vienna during his teenage years and tried to make a living as a painter, but because the jews were controlling the art establishment he didn't sell much.
He was eighteen when the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna rejected him twice, because his painting for the entrance exam contained “too few heads” and one guy believed he would be a better architect. His mother died in the same year, making him a full Orphan.
In 1913 he obtained the last part of his deceased fathers estate, which allowed him to finally leave Vienna and move to Munich.

Pic related.

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Lots of companies have been doing it for a while now, just replace "Jews" with "tree niggers". Seriously, how many modern fantasy elves can you think of whose backstory is essentially "come from ancient land of primal bounty, have your civilization handed to you on a silver platter, fucked it all up and blame everyone else since then"?

I think it's the fact that the land is bountiful that makes the "civilisation" that lives therein so lazy and weak. They don't have to work for their food, or to survive. Northern Europeans fought fierce winters, frequently starved for lack of crops or one bad harvest, were tormented by bears and wolves even then, and basically had to invent all this shit just to survive.
It's not a foolproof hypothesis however.

I had a social studies teacher who tried to tell us that building a civilization in Africa is literally impossible because hippos would destroy anything near rivers. This was not long after telling the entire class that we share the sins of our ancestors for wiping out wooly mammoths.

Little historical fun fact, you know how the bible calls the holy land the land of milk and honey?
The Levant had once huge forests during antiquity, guess what happened to them: The Semites did the same the Aboriginals did to Australia.


How did he explain ancient Egypt?

"Not the part of Africa I'm talking about" was the typical excuse.

Did you point out to him that he was indirectly saying that negros are unable to build civilisations because unlike the lighter skinned ancient egyptian they fear hippos?
Also he forgot the Kingdom of Congo which was basically build by using the Congo River as a highway.

Everything after Origins is not canon.

;-;

No, because I was maybe 10 years old and probably thought the Congo was that dance where you get in a line.

everything after Origins is fanfiction by third tier dlc artists who slapped some shit together while they were under pressure from schedule

Sad!

What are the chances every person and animal in these pictures has long since been turned to bush meat?

HUUUUURRRRRR

I don't know but one thing for sure: it will end with an orgy of tranny characters.

Morrigan is a pretty good waifu to be honest

What?

That anime girl's face disgusts me.

Im playing DA:I and picking mages is a waste even playing as a qunari wizerd

Let me shorten that:

BY ANDRASTE

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SJWware doesn't have enough talent left to make another game worth playing

By fucking the dragon.

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Really all they've done since is trade off its semi-good name with worse messes. 2 was a nerfed insult and Cis was weaksauce, empty of challenge with companions who were abominations better suited to being monsters in the Fade than as player characters.

Got the third for dirt cheap on PS4 during a sale. They made the big bad some dude from Dragon Age 2. Was a darkspawn, one of the original darkspawn. He wanted to go back to the black city and occupy the empty throne, because he saw it once and it was empty and he thought fuck it, this world needs a god so I'll be that god. Thought it was pretty badass. The gameplay isn't all that great, its mostly doing the same shit over and over again in fuckhuge maps. Some of the characters are annoying like the orc faced lesbo. She has some funny moments but its mostly annoying. Don't particularly like my female party memebers, Cassandra is alright, everyone else is a cunt. Diplomat lady seems nice I guess. I keep getting options to flirt with a cute dwarf scout but I doubt they added any romance to that character, shame too, she's the only one I like so far. Tons of dudes want to bang though so if you like dudes you're in for a good time.

I don't know where they're gonna go with the story, I'm at a part where the big bad is making the grey wardens summon an army of demons so they can march down to the deep roads and kill the old gods to prevent one becoming an archdemon effectively ending the blight once and for all but then there's an army of demons so I guess thats better than a blight? Only reason the grey wardens are doing this is because they hear what they call the calling which means they'll succumb to the darkspawn blood they drank and when that happens they usually go off into the deeproads alone to die fighting. Problem is they're all hearing it so they're scared and don't want to leave the world undefended from the blight.

Good bait. Holla Forums is a trash board with trash posters, but every single one of us knows the kikes are the cause of all ails.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

With a dirty bomb going off in Bioware's company office.

Wow user, rude!

I liked Jade Empire

Dragon Age already ended. Bioware is fucked. Unless Anthem actually poaches the Destiny audience truthfully it might, nu-bungie has shit all over its player base so often their forums are constant bloodbath they get taken out behind EA's shed.

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This fucking thread reeks of cuckchan. Shame on the rest of you cunts for posting in it.

This whole board does.
Yet you posted before this and didn't sage, makes you a dumb cunt too.

Wow what a quality post friendo! You sure fit in now.

Mark needs to go

Taming is not the same as domestication, just saying

With anyone involved with it after the first one being burnt to death.

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True, but after a few generations of selective breeding between tamed Zebras, you would get domesticated nu-Zebras.
There was an experiment in the 60's I think, where they took wild wolves, kept them in cages, fed them and basically tried to domesticate them. It took 6 generations(also consider that dogs and perhaps even wolves can breed after about one year, maybe 2), for the cups to resemble dogs, more than they resemble wolves(smaller fangs, cuter snout, more attached and friendly towards humans). There's also this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_red_fox and perhaps this is what I was remembering, only that I thought it was about wolves.

But everybody already knew that.

Nightmare mode is pretty nightmarish, so theres that

wow who'd a thunk

so is she called hamburger helper because she helps herself to hamburgers?

Do they not have Hamburger Helper where you're from?

Do they not have jokes where you're from?

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Yeah that shit killed me. There are like 4 dudes to romance as a female, but only two girls - Cassandra and female scribe.

That's because straight guys were the absolute dead last target demographic bioware were thinking of when they made DAI

dwarf scout romance was the best romance despite not being a real option.

Pathetic slave morality. Weigh the consequences of your actions and act, don't be caught up by the fact that hierarchies exist.

Another observation I made is that the female archetypes were really harmless from a feminist standpoint. You have a strong female warrior (Cassandra), the annoying ugly-faced womanchild (Sera), the arrogant stuck up bitch ice queen (Vivienne) and the non-threatening proper lady (Josephine). None of them are ever sexualized (while Iron Bull and Dorian certainly are) like Morrigan or Isabella, none of them are old (Solas and Blackwall) like Wynne was and none of them had dark pasts (Dorian, Iron Bull, Solas, Cole) like Leliana, Merril and Isabela. Say what you will about characters from previous games, but even DA 2 at its worse had a better cast than Inquisition.

That was such a tease… I wouldn't have minded romancing a female dwarf because she looked so cute, but David Gaider wouldn't have it because it reminded him of pedophilia.

was that the real reasoning? It’s a fucking midget not a child.

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with a tranny qunari orgy
t.bioware

The only gaymers jealous of her vagina are suicidal dickchopping transexuals that nuware panders to
ouroboros dilating itself

by bankrupting it's studio

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With Hawke going full retard wanting to help the mages and you have to holocaust them into hiding

It wasn’t sarcasm, you just have autism and can’t pick up on humor.

Here it is. If you look it up, he backpedalled on this statement due to how retarded it made him look and now claims he was "joking".

what a tard