Bayeux

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not vidya

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There's an offline version if you want.
htck.github.io/bayeux/htck-Bayeux.zip
If the mods want to they can change the link to that.

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Heh, good one.

A little specific thread.

Could be a banner.

Okay, take three. CHECK EM

Sorry Moishe, but you're bat at this.

this took too long to make

user you flatter me

Nah, I'm just enjoying making bayeux shit but was being retarded and left the oekaki app open at the top of page by mistake and didn't notice because it doesn't open in the draggable window.

MIRTH

Guys, I'm getting emotional here

whoops wrong video

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This one is brilliant

ah fuck there's an error, let me repost it

Nice trips, but shouldn't it be plvmmet instead of pllvmet?

Quality

Priceless

fornicate thou, purveyor of the public forum

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BVMP

Legitimately made me laugh out loud.

not nearly as funny as i thought it would be.

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vroom?

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That's pretty clever, nice double dubs too.

was done before lad

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Damn, that's a good one. You should add a bayeux fleshpound

Jesus took me long enough to get it.

This needs to be a banner

How do I know if this "offline" version doesn't just do the same fucking thing?

I guess I should probably do a vidya one.

These are all great.

I find the activity of creating these most enjoyable.

oh no

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this one feels like shit to me but whatever

multimedia edition

[Gone Guru Intensifies]>>14299607

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Healthy KEK
We need to make these into more videos.

I'd be up for voicing, but it ought to be a lengthier one. I'm in the process of making one, in fact.

Which one?

ahh fuck it this is close enough

you'll see, I hope it doesnt take me too long

Check it the same way you did with the original website.

It'd be cool to do the RULES OF NATURE one, but I don't have the musical talent.

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actually…

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(heiled)
SAVED

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REMOVE THIIIIIIS

Poor Nia

Anyone got GATES OBSTRVCTED?

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I found some old ones too. I'll post them next.

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Autism, expected though.

I don't understand the first one

Me neither

Fox only no items final destination

It took me a second, but I got it.
pic(s) related

also great. I know a guy who is one of those.
also pic(s) related

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One I had saved from long ago.

Sensational

i am ashamed of myself

Don't be. You done good.

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I would be too, user

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10/10

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I would save it but you done messed it up.

ayy check em

My fucking coffee. It’s everywhere now.

Best one

Change "the ende of locations" to "Finis Terrae" and it's perfect.

I made these however many years ago baneposting started. Not downloading some .zip full of dolphin porn and buttcoin miners so fuck you.

Not bad.

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Damn this is some good shit.

OP was already edited to remove the bitcoin miner browser link and replace with an offline version download. if you're that worried, download it to a quarantined folder and scan it yourself

Majestic.

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TRAILERS

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and another

you inspired me. i'm not totally satisfied

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aw shit didn't even notice it was already done

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I think your version is better

I like this one more

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I'm not very good at writing the words for these, anyone got ideas for improvement?

And before anyone tells me yes I know that wherefore means why, the first sentence works with both "where" and "why"

whats the reference? spoonfeed me

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Also here's the source file my.mixtape.moe/jssypc.htck

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Best one so far, I am fucking dead.

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A lot of these are great but some really make me question whether some people on here can actually speak English.

This is what I mean. Do you even know what that means?
This is how it should be:
Although the second sentence would be more accurate as this:
or something like that.

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Only 8 people saw this live.

I'm sorry, user. English isn't my first language.

I agree.

kek'd
requesting version with thine -> thy, would thou -> wouldst thou

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Neither is it mine.

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Old cringy memes coming through

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Feel free to edit it to your liking, then. Here's the background.

Is the first one that faggot with apple products and 5 beats headphones?

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Now with correct facial features

nice

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Fucking nice

Great one but I think the line you intended was "Catholics art at each moment protesting Protestants"

And yet the shame of that day shall live on forever.

Who's up for some more stale memes

old but gold

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I couldn't help but notice some confusion on Early Modern English.
Thou - singular, objective
Thee- singular, objective
Ye-Plural, subjective
You-Plural Objective
"You" became the dominant pronoun when English society began to change and everyone began addressing each other using the royal plural.
The words "mine" and "thine" are used when before a vowel or as the word "mine" would be used in Modern English. Otherwise use the words, "my" and "thy."
Study this pattern of verbs
I am, We are
Thou art, Ye are
He is, They are

I have, We have
Thou hast, Ye have
He Hath/has, They have

"Whence" means "From what"
"Why" means "For What"
"Hither" "To here"
"Thither" "To there"
It is not necessary and is even wrong to put a preposition before these words.
The "Th" sound was once represented by the character " thorn" ( þ). In England, it was simplified in form, but resembled the letter "Y" too much so it was changed to the letters "Th."
Indeed it still confuses many.

Of course, Early Modern English grammar was not held to a standard among the masses, but these should serve as guidelines.

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And "Wherefore" does not mean "Where" it means "why."
Juliet was not asking where Romeo was, she was asking why he had to exist causing her to fall in love with him and starting the feud.

Why not 'the chaste saunter'

too add:
You deserve billy.

*Thou - singular, subjective
It's not everyday that I get to type guides on archaic language.

The feud between the Montagues and Capulets had been going on long before Romeo and Juliet met. What Juliet was doing in that scene was lamenting that nobody would have had a problem with her falling for Romeo if he had been anyone other than the son of the guy her father was in the middle of a feud with.

Too late to change it now. Closed out of it a while ago, and I didn't save anything else. You could make another one yourself though if you care enough. I believe in you user.

kek

ftfy :^)

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Congrats, now I want a medieval mod for Doom.

have you tried GMOTA?

DIDST THE W'RD "PEDANTIC" VANISH FROM THE ENGLISH TONGUE?

The marine running towards him should be on the left side

that and I should have used "Perdition" as the title

but I already deleted the program, maybe I will redo the whole thing again tomorrow, maybe

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I don't know how to use the contents of the zip, so I just used GIMP

It's called Hexen brah

You got me user.

For a second there I thought this was a Kung Pow reference.

Actually, now that I think about it, "leap that wall if you're so great" applied to the Cuphead journalism thing should have happened and I'm surprised it didn't.

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Oh god, I'm fucking dying, someone post this on Holla Forums

I changed my mind, and gave it a few minutes to add in what you wanted.

Heh.

I know, I really need to work on my early English user. I'll make sure to research it more for the next one I do.

autism

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Instead of referring to Linux and operating systems, refer to things that might have been relevant in the dark ages while making it clear what you are trying to reference.
For example:
"Arabic numerals are verily the superior ones for record-keeping!"
"Alloweth me a modicum of time within thine verbiage. What thine doth speak of as Arabic numerals are in fact Hindu in nature–"
I don't know if you came up with the concept for that comic by the way, but it's a good one.

I don't even need to translate this one to old English.

these swat 4 ones are great

BANNER WHEN

you mean early modern english? because that's what the stuff in this thread is. it's neither old english nor middle english. pls do basic research before sounding off like a retard.

I remade it a bit closer to the cover art, but In some way I do prefer the simplicity of the first one

a bit of a shame that I only saved the PNG

Alright alright we get it you're an autist.

It's a pretty huge difference tbh famalam
For example if we still spoke some form of Old English, human would be still just "man" and "wereman" would mean a male, "woman" still means female.
Just remember Old English = woads and druids while Modern English = Shakespeare and you'll be fine.

Can't make the offline version work, how do i open it properly?

I mean it's fine and all, but I was hoping for some examples.

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Probably the best written example that exists. Warning: It's an obnoxious web app that uses a "virtual book," but it does allow you to see the original pages with their illumination. The text between the lines is Old English and the main body of text is, of course, Latin.
bl.uk/turning-the-pages/?id=fdbcc772-3e21-468d-8ca1-9c192f0f939c&type=book

Excellent

I thought it was wyfman/wifman, as in "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Wifman became womon became woman, from what I understand.

t-thanks

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Checked. So when's the stream?

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need to switch thy to thee and thee to thine

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Checked and amused.

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Like the good old days.

Fucking newfags.

Also what the fuck, made one myself.

Try opening it in a different browser.

Give me a few, I'll see what some cropping yields.

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Quick and dirty, or would you guys rather it be remade with the tool from scratch with the concept being banner-ready from the start?

the text needs more contrast for sure

The amount of people with a look of "why?" or "hmm" seemed like it would work very well with that.

Part of the issue is just trying to get the serf down below in the frame without fucking the whole aspect ration up. Hence why I'm considering revamping it with the people smaller and the text somewhat less wide.

Impressive.

A variation with bigger, aligned text.

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Fixed the spelling while I'm still at it, but with those trips I'm not sure if it's going to do more harm than good.

While it doesn't really matter, last delusion does not mean the same as ultimate fantasy.

Depends on how you take "Final". As far as I'm aware(I'll admit I could be wrong), Final Fantasy was called as such because at the time of the NES original, Square didn't have much hope of a future at the time, thus possibly being the final game they'd make. Obviously that's not how it turned out down the line though.

I had considered "Penultimate Ponderings" for alliterative appeal, but Gamesfield already did that.

While ultimate actually means final, in this context it means something along the lines of "supreme" or "best". It's not his last fantasy, it's his ultimate one. The one at the very top.
A fantasy, while technically a delusion, isn't the same in this context. here it means more something like "dream" or "whishful thought/ thinking".
Penultimate pondering doesn't even come close to meaning the same. Penultimate is the second to last. Second place instead of first. A pondering is merely a thought.
I hope English isn't your first language.

Something like "Mine grandest wish" would be far superior, although something other than "wish" would be better.
Excuse my rapid posting.

Fair enough, I was just trying to go for an approximation of "Final Fantasy" without directly ripping the name (same with replacing "Tifa" with "barmaiden"), but still calling it to mind, especially with the difference in timeframe. Was also in a slight rush to get the original shitpost out.

How's this seem?

Considering that the context of the shitpost was "hurf durf I wrote what you wrote but made it retarded, LOL!" I'd think that they neither meant to make a funny play on words, nor anything even remotely clever. Therefore they meant "Final" as in "The last one" not "ultimate" or anything like that.
It was obviously not genuine anyway and all the replies and this homage are undeserved.

Oh right. My bad actually. I forgot that the original post said final fantasy, not ultimate fantasy.
Sadly final fantasy can't really be translated into meanng both the "final " and the "ultimate", like the original joke was. Up to you whether you want to translate as "last" or "ultimate".
Hungering is a great choice by the way.

Nah, the original post was pretty funny. I obviosuly don't know if it was a genuine slip or or not. The joke is that he tried to make that kind of post you describe but ended up messing it up.

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Jesus.

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My fucking sides!

is this nothing but a thinly veiled LOL thread?

Amazing.

https //8ch net/v/res/14325575 html

Learn to link you faggot, Christ.

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That is pathetic. Fuck off.

Also, adapt your vocabulary much more to fit the meme. What is a motorcycle?

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>>>/cuckchan/ is that way, pardner.

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old one here

Stitched that tapestry for you.