LOL

Post more soy faces.

What's the most sexual thing to happen to you in a video game

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This thread better not get deleted by Mark

i stared at 2b's ass

A pink muscular faggot sodomized me in a hot spring and injected his magical cum into my body, turning me into a magic positive for life.

gangbanged in Dark Souls

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Yeah autist, because that's where the post is from.

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I have a lot of images of speedrunners

saved

Worth it.

I pretended to be a girl in FFXI and some guy cuddled with me on a long boat ride.

That's kind of cute you fucking faggot.

WHAT A TWIST!

I jerked off to a Nasu sex scene.

This is just fucking lazy.

Gay

TOP
PLEB

Obviously its the evil (((wizard))) who is controlling everyone to be fags and ruin the kingdom.

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good taste

>>>/cuckchan/

fag

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Not sure if it counts, but I tried to use the Wiimote rubber protector as a cheap fleshlight once. I got 4 of these for free when Nintendo offered them despite only having 2 wii remotes, so the other 2 were just sitting around collecting dust. Out of boredom I decided to squeegee my weegee with one by sticking the head of my cock into the part that points at the tv. The hole was kind of small, but I figured that if I worked it a little then eventually it would stretch to fit. Using only spit as lube, I penetrated the rubber protector. It felt kind of good going in, but the second I decided to pull out I was immediately greeted to the little rubber squares at the end of the protector. My dick was firmly grasped and any attempt to pull out was met with a painful chinese finger trap-esque tug that cut the circulation to my dick. Unable to pull out, I had to waddle to the nearest desk to for a pair of scissors. It took a little over 3 minutes to carefully cut through the rubber without snipping my dick, which looked like a tall Violet Beauregarde by the time it was all said and done.

That's an old one.

That's my fetish

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Good shit.

This thread is going places

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that's the spice

Every soyboy poster is a cancerous 4cuck crossposter
This isn't new

roffles

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I found that comment in one of those game design videos. That is front of cancer killing gaming.

HA LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT, HAVING SHIT OPINIONS.

But didn't Ebert say later in his life he was wrong about gaming?

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edit

>are matt ian (((ourguys)))?

Well done, addressing the criticism.

I didn't post it, I just pointed out that it doesn't matter that it's a halfchan screenshot, as should be obvious.

I'm not singling out that example, just stating that having an arbitrary time limit isn't generally a fun challenge because it isn't based around player skill.

Nice argument.

^
Having an arbitrary time limit isn't generally a fun challenge because it isn't based around player skill.

Attempting to equalize games to movies is what put us on this mess in the first place, they are different mediums Roger had no business giving his opinion about it, I do wonder what game made him change his mind, probably something bad

thanks molyneux

Totally not from cuckchan, no sir

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He's not talking about fucking Simpsons Hit and Run here, we're talking about Pathalogic.

I'm most offended at throwing Super Luigi U in there. Super Luigi U only has like a minute and a half per level, no overall time limit on the game itself. It's not comparable to the other games he mentioned at all.

he's
disregard this, I suck cock

He said to stop asking him and to stop getting play games. He said that he wasn't qualified to say.
The games people picked for him:
1) Waco Resurrection
2) Braid
3) Flower

rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/okay-kids-play-on-my-lawn

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Was about to post it

This post perfectly proves why this garbage meme is is cuckchan tier and cancer
It's going to reach a point where everything is soyboy material including all of vidya.

I suppose it could be considered player skill, but so could long division. My point was that it is ALMOST NEVER fun feeling like you need to be rushing through an area. There are much better mechanics for providing satisfying difficulty than a countdown on your play time.

I only go to /gif/ for porn every couple weeks I swear.

I've never played it tbh, I just like the song.

Be sure to stay there

/wx/ is ded

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Not really, but there was a time when i could laugh at stupid jokes without worrying about who drank the koolaid.

Depends on the game, I can say in Dead Rising and Majora's Mask it was definitely warranted and ties majorly into gameplay. Removing time constraints would seriously hurt them.

that's not an argument

Not like we don't have countless webm threads in countless other boards or anything cuckstain.

>>>/nigger/

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how many of you are undercover?
I told them I was a poor taco and they gave me mod status

>>>/ovens/

Why does he buy the box?

didn't work out for me

Cuck the board. Bet you enjoy all those nigger and sissy threads!

He didn't, his mom did.

I fucking wish
you still on it? Are you trying to subtlely disrupt their shit?

>>>/oven/

That's all of cuckchan though

…and?

>>>/suicide/

You could say it's a weasleword. As with stamina or item durability there is certain cases where it does work well, but I think they're the minority.

It's on a downhill spiral.

Then again OP is also a cuckchanner

>>>/brownpill/

Like clockwork

That's because you're lumping global time limits in with the local time limits.
Kind of like what that faggot in the screen-cap did.

critics and players alike hate each other and will inflate games 10 points while players will detract them 30, just to be contrarian to each other.

Hello Reddit.

but all those games were pure shit, it's warranted

>>>/suicide/

Sounds like you enjoy of the games listed

>>>/Africa/

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I don't.

none of the games are 4/10. re6 is also the best camp re game.

contrarian

I don't have conversationalist skills so I just try to steer conversations towards a shittier direction.

>>>/suicide/

Just laying low for now

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I know very well why you get depressed you BBC/Tranny loving faggot

Hello Reddit

That's a very strange interpretation of those scores.

justify that any of these games are 4/10s

we got a big re7 fan over here.

none of them are 4/10s

>>>/cuteboys/

Fair enough, it might be extremely useful when their in a more precacious position in the future.

Bye Reddit

Are you stroking out or something? I said that the frequency of trap/cuck threads was unfortunate. That doesn't condemn every other thread on the board.

So lol threads don't auto-anchor anymore?

everyone's played it, if you want to mention a true cult classic bring up a real game nobody's ever played like deus ex :^)
go ahead, describe how much worse re6 is. You've never even played any of these games and don't even know anything about them other than "you shouldn't like them." You're desperate to fit in and it's really apparent.

I can go further, the entire mass effect series was a chore, not fun, and ended in a complete shitshow that was 3 completely fucking over everyone who even was interested in a damn 3dpd western dating sim.
Halo was never good, and 4 managed to fuck up the series more somehow, and DAII won't let you fuck a dragon even though it's called Dragon Age and brags about being another fucking dating sim.

Okay but does he fuck it

I hope not

centaurs are trash

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I agree, the third game isn't a 9/10, also its not a 4/10. Relative to the rest it's got the best shooting and level design that accommodates the combat, but it had a bad story, especially the conclusion and an obvious controversy around the conclusion. It's incredibly middling objectively but if the players of the first thought it was an 8.6, this one is about a 7. The score is inflated by marketing and deflated by controversy, instead of the merits of the actual product.

relative to the reception of the rest, it's mostly about a 7/10 or 6/10 as well.

okay cool opinion
but a holes a hole

You said it was a downward spiral, you never specified cucksponge

This board get's worse by the minute

My favorite part of RE6 is the boring ass part where you're locked and limited to a Gunshop while a bunch of glitchy NPCs scream.
Top tier game really
It's even, could I say it?
Kino

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Nigger, what fucking review scale are you running on? There is no way I could even call any western 3dpd bullshit dating sim good, let alone a 7. I'd give it no more than a 3.

t. faggot

This is the logic behind THE GAY COMMUNITY.

that picture is supposed to reinforce my point, right?

ME1 was fun

My bad,i should have clarified,a hole's a hole unless it's attached to a guy,in which case that's disgusting.

he's just being contrarian.

relative to the other ass effect games. They're all about the same in terms of quality, if anything they've gotten better simply because they couldn't exist staying as mediocre as they started.

you would love mass effect 3, then.

NYEH HEH HEH

Good goy

Bye Reddit

This the logic behind THE PEDERAST COMMUNITY and THE ZOO COMMUNITY.

Do you want me to say i only find fucking girls in the pussy for consensual sex hot or something.

That's not an argument. That's like saying the shit I took yesterday wasn't as painful as the one today so it's a 9/10 as opposed to the 8/10 today.

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Jesus christ, you understand that statement was in response to another right? I'll make this very simple for your ape mind to follow.

Look here:

I respond here:

Now think about this for a moment autist, what do you think I was referring to. Now scurry along back to Holla Forums where you belong brainlet.

faggot

Continue

"unless it's attached to a guy" rules out pederastry
Thought exercise: what's worse, a faggot or a straight dogfucker?

that's some real gay shit right there

Yes.

They can be fine depending on the artist. That thing is bad though.

pederasti includes all manner of child molestation

I find the idea of fucking big strong women in armor who are crusading for the glory of christ to produce children hot.

>Pederast n. A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.

: ^ )

fuck no, they changed everything, since 2, fuck those faggot.

Now you can fuck off,that's disgusting.

The picture is meant to be a picture

Peak degeneracy.

Is looking at that eldritch monstrosity going to make me go insane?
Whatever outer god produced that should be shot.

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I assume it does when A. someone actually complains about it and B. when whoever gets the complaint decides the thread isn't so bad as to merit deletion.

hownew.ru?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH
>>>/cuckchan/

2015

Truly the cancer killing this board

At least he's honest. I can respect that much.

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Did you lurk for two years?

you crossed the line user, delete that or face the consequences

Anybody got an aras

DELETE THIS

Only during the weekends most likely.
And he likely startet posting in late 2016 considering his antics.

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Second generation chink women are absolutely insane, the difference is that they keep it on tabs until marriage. Nigger females not even compute on any self respecting guy, nobody wants a mongrel as a son. The correct choice is obvious.

I do not wish to be the (1) and done, I only have nothing worth posting. So have this

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Google image search white couples and see if you notice something.

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thatsthejoke.jpg

How do you breed with 2D

I don't post on /gif/.

I'm not actually sure it was 2015 but I was going through my pictures the other day and the oldest one I had saved from Holla Forums was early 2015.

Lefty logic*

autism strikes

One of them has the right idea with that murder stroke.

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Through your works.
:^)

T-thanks

>>>/halfchan/

What part of the Works do I put my dick in

The one where you create things for said 2d. That part should do.

I've seen something saying that Trump is Hitler for publishing lists of criminals and that his supporters are also literally hitler for not being upset about it.

You're embarrassing yourself.

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I'm guessing a bunch of coal burning.

Yes well,these are the same people who think that illegal immigrants and legal immigrants are the same people,so fuck it.

Wait why is he locked up if he's selling them?

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Its his gimmick, along with crying.

This isn't even my final form.

Coming from the user who needs a handicap on time itself.
:^)

ftfy

STREAM THAT FILM, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT

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If it has cute feminine twinks I'd be okay with it.

It may not have twinks, but for sure it has designated shitting streets.

Pathetic.

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oh shit

Talk about cutting corners.

Not in any substantive way retard. I could say "I DO HAVE A CLEAR GRASP OF TIME" as a response, but the statement would be just as worthless as your empty claim.

I'd like to point out that the guy who encoded that did it ahead of time, just waiting for the 16MB limit.

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In what post did I make a mistake in my "internal time" with actual time. As I stated earlier you've made a vague statement because you know you can't provide evidence for it.

Now this is what I call shitposting.

hehe nothing wrong with derailing a shitty thread

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You're acting too retarded to not be. As you've failed to substantiate your claim as I predicted previously, I'm declaring myself winner of this argument.

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Yeah you sure showed him

LINK THE CONTRADICTORY POSTS IF THEY EXIST

Everyone on this entire fucking website is a cuckchan refugee noglet. I posted earlier that I migrated early 2015. As for the image, and the post in general, it was clearly sarcastic (I don't keep Stephen molyneux images floating around my computer so I pulled it from google). Your autism prevented you from reading that social cue.

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1) No
2) Also no
3) Are you fucking retarded?
You still go on that site for your trap/cuck/BLACKED porn, so you're still cancer
Sure kiddo. Post in r/le_donald too?
Ah I see. Merely pretending to be retarded…

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have you ever been on a lol thread before in your entire damn life?

reported.

Lel

Are you claiming I haven't correctly read the 'social cues' of posts I wrote?

I'm really starting to doubt your claims of oldfag status, you realize why this site is as popular as it is right? Ever heard of something called an exodus? You are right in that there's maybe 6 faglets on Holla Forums that came from r/socialism but 99% of us came from 4chan originally.

Tab is still open nigger: google.com/search?q=stefan molyneux the time for arguments has passed&client=firefox-b-1-ab&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzxIiT85fZAhUBTmMKHdSbCgQQ_AUICygC&biw=1280&bih=962#imgrc=ClR65DXLWGgcEM:
Given that I've responded to every argument thrown at me does it really make sense that I would post "I'm declaring myself winner of this argument." - non ironically - with a picture of Stephan fucking Molyneux

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Imagine the amount of salt it would produce if it was with Hillary instead

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now this is lol

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I'm not sure this is how numbers work

GOG

Silly user, that's because only 6 jewish souls were taken.

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Fucking g*rmans at it again.

What I like the most about common core is that it's built under the knowledge that the average american is no smarter than a dog.
If the subtraction was done the old way, the numbers wouldn't fit in the american's mind. It has to be separated into tiny pieces so they can do it bit by bit.

No faggot, it's because you're jumping to cover all bases when you've already outed yourself as a 4cuck rapefugee.

bullshit,webm

Don't you know user, every child has the same intellectual potential! We need to protect minorities by forcing more intelligent students to operate at their lowest possible potential! The great equalizer!

Then respond to the counter arguments, and tell me how you found the site. Like I said before, 99% of us came from 4chan for one reason or another. I'm here partially because of gamergate and partially because of a decline in the quality of threads.

You said
False. This site drew in users from several other imageboards besides 4cuck and cripplekike even directly recruited from reddit at times. Your dumbass statement was completely untrue, and I called you out on it.
Faggot you should have left when moot started cucking out to SJWs, or when normalfags started invading en masse, or when you found out hiroshima was selling your fucking data, or when he implemented a pay2post board, but you didn't. You stayed like a good little goy. You only came here when the shitposting and newfags started to populate 90% of that entire site.

It's so goddamn simple to not sperg out and reveal your newfag status or to just change the filename for your images, but you don't. You don't put in the bare fucking minimum to assimilate to your new surroundings. Which is why you're a rapefugee.

Wait…. So that Common Core shit is actually something they teach in school?
Or what the fuck am I looking at?

Skyrim lewd mods.

Have some old /mlp/ cancer.

Also I have a lot of saved old 4chan caps. Just ask if you want me to dump.

I want to see the panels 6 months later where the white girl has a black eye, is pregnant with a future criminal and the nigger has absconded.

four posts down you faggot

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So you have a HDD full of tranny and sissy porn?

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Haha

Adult Swim bringing the funny

I don't know what Carol and Doris are doing on a list of charlatans, plagarists, and other hacks.

Also
She is a fucking woman. Not identifies as one.

I don't get it.

Most of those are useless cunts and cherry picked besides. Ada Lovelace, as a quick wikipedia glace reveals, was from the mid 1800s, which is long before modern electric computers were made, to say nothing of modern computer programming languages. She saw a number calculating device that had inputs which reminded her of mechanical looms, and surmised that the machines could do more than adding numbers. She didn't do shit, she's just a nice figurehead for bitches to point at and yell "WOMENS CONTRIBUTIONS"; i'm not going to bother looking up the rest of those names, but i assume it's mostly the same. See also: that one black guy negroes like to claim invented the traffic light when he really just offered a change to the established light that someone else had also suggested beforehand. (he did make a bangin' fire hood tho)

Where's the LOL board?

>>>Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums

>>>/lol/

It's a league of legends board

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fuck i swear i had a solid snake gif for SURPRISE COCKFAGS but i cant find it and i empty-posted somewhere in the middle of my computer going fucky for a second and now i dont care anymore

heres a bunch of random shit; this thread'll be dead soon anyway