Space Thread:Cara Al Sol Edition

Is this Star Wars where Mark Hamill drinks the alien jizz?

I know its just a minor nitpick when there's so much more just plain retarded about this movie, but, why do the shots from the big ship arc through space? No other blaster has ever done this in star wars.

Yes.

And why do the bombs fall downwards?

I haven't seen any of the new ones because I don't like niggers, chinks, or 3d women. Am I missing out or did I make the right call?

The ship's gravity pulls them?

Gravity shouldn't affect blaster bolts and more pressingly, there's nothing to produce the gravity to arc those shots even if gravity could pull those bolts down. They are supposedly flying around in deep space!

What are the best Space games for use with a flight stick? Not much into 4x or RTS games unfortunately.

If I wrote this they would be on a rail system and ejected downwards.

What games to play on a toaster?

Thats an interesting mechanic that would be neat to see in games. When ships become insanely large their own gravity begins to distort projectile weapons.

I duhno, magnets?

It really could of been worse, but I'd doubt you'd like it. Credit where it's worth after they just ripped off a new hope with the first one this one goes off and does what it wants. What that is is still ridiculous though. The parts where rey and kylo end up talking about the force was kind of interesting though.

Genius. This shit couldn't even get you past the Turanic Raiders.

I don't know. I though Y-Wings were the bomber ships/heavy interceptor ships.

Right call made. The movies are extremely safe and the main character is a book case mary sue. The Last Jedi is absolutely worthless story-wise.

Wouldn't it be more effective to slab a big old engine of some kind on the warheads and firing them at the enemy from afar instead of having to fly right up to the target before dropping them on it?

pick one

I could see that

It would be far more effective to just put a droid on those ships and have them kamikaze. But star wars was never that practical.

KLINGON DEFENSE FORCE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE FEDERATION ANY DAY

Not a single person working on this two hundred million dollar budget movie thought to themselves "Wait a minute, there's no gravity in space"

Well fuck.

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There is gravity in space though. It just doesn't work the same way when you are in orbit because you are moving so fast that as you fall you "miss" the planet, which it appears they were since they were in giant space ships above a planet.

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Okay, as retarded as the rest of the movie is I will admit that hyperdrive kamikaze attack was pretty cool.

It doesn't really make sense though.

Shitaku article
anons are trying to humanize the first order characters

Anytime that movie is reference, I feel compeled to remind people that throughout a single movie, after every idiotic decision and moronic "plan", the rebels managed to:
LOSE 95% OF THEIR FORCE
They specifically say 400 guys at the start. By the end, it's 20. The rest are dead.
LOSE THEIR ENTIRE FLEET
It wasn't big, but they had a nice carrier, a medical ship and a ton of fighters//bombers. A fleet small and maneuverable, perfect for hit-and-run guerrilla tactics.
Lol, it blew up.
FAIL TO KILL ANYONE IMPORTANT OR DEAL ANY MEANINGFUL BLOW TO THE EMPIRE
Oh yeah, they destroyed the star destroyer at the start. It's not like the Empire doesn't have 20 or 30 of them lying around. Wooooo, you go guys. Otherwise, the only "bad guy" of importance that died was Snoke (and it was so pathetic, his importance is debatable) but it was Emo Ren, not any action by the rebels.

I like to watch the older movies and think "Man, the Empire guys are so dumb. The Rebels are so smart in comparison and always have ingenious plans to deal with shit."
Thanks to the wonders of modern script writing thought, everyone is equally retarded and all positions of command are occupied by imbeciles so we can watch two factions duke it out for the last chromosome in the galaxy.
I gave this movie a try because A New Hope wasn't terrible. 4/10 or 5/10 on some parts.

But the way they painted the rebels into a corner like this? The only way they're getting out of it is for the authors to pull some cosmic ass-pull, a Deus Ex Machina bigger than a Deathstar.
I'm gonna pirate the next one and trully enjoy laughing at how bad it's gonna be.

but it was pure shit.

You niggers better get on movie battles II

ayo hol up.
That bitch was laying there with absolutely nothing to protect her from the from the harsh vacuum of space but a metal grate.
How does that fucking work?

Force fields?

There were parts that I liked.
Namely, the parts they ripped off from Empire Strikes back.
It's funny: the only parts they did well were shit the previous movies did before them in my opinion anyway.
Anytime they try to do something new, it crashes and burns.
Example: that Kylo/Rey mental-force-talk.
That shit reeked of Twilight squeeling.

Magnetic force-fields.

Listen men, when the diversity quotas mandate that we get a diversity hire in an heroic sacrifice scene, we gotta oblige, otherwise we're screwed with Diversity Comittee.

its science nigger, not going to explain shit
they also blow up the cockpit of the bomber but it didnt affect the atmosphere, but blow up the bridge of a rebel carrier and everyone gets sucked into space

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Wouldn't that stop the bombs?
Wouldn't you be able to see that? you can see the one in the other hanger bays.

This this thread is really off to a bad start guys.

It's only in one direction?

CARA AL SOL

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IS THE BEST ANTHEM

What the hell is with the design of this? It's a slow moving bomber, yeah, might be great against capital ships but they lost the entire flight to fighters/escorts. It's not worth fielding over the Y wings which can at least move quicker.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/MG-100_StarFortress_SF-17

The only good thing about the ship is the engines but that goes away once they evacuate.

You see the Sins TEC portrait? That's my reaction to all this. The amount of stupid tactics on display here would make all these people fail the academy before they even get anywhere near a space ship.

CON LA CA MIS A NUEVA

When she returns to the ship there was no airlock, why didn't everyone get sucked out into space and fucking die at the end?

She was in the airlock. Presumably the door behind her closed.

Queue Superman.

Makes the Stealth Tanks from the DTA gamenight look like the work of a tactical genius.

Space doesn't generate a suction. If there's a breach you should be more concerned about freezing or drowning than about being sucked.

But the interior atmosphere of the ship does create force.

KINGDOM HEARTS, FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS

TO FACE THE SUN IS TO DIE FIGHTING

Lack of atmosphere OUTSIDE of the ship causes the suction you fucking retard.

QUE TU BORDASTE EN ROJO AYER

BECAUSE THE FATHERLAND SO ASKED OF ME

Have you listened to the dialogue in anything out of modern Hebrewood? Its barely above a 3rd or 4th grade level. The words they use are always super basic and sentences are always extremely short. Logic, continuity, tactics, strategy, intelligence… these are not things that matter any more in modern cinema. If the characters weren't dumb as bricks people wouldn't be able to relate to them and they would be "unrealistic". People are too dumb to care about plot-holes or glaringly obvious inconsistencies.

how can you say that in a fucking space vidya thread?

Also aren't these the same two bridges?
how the hell did they manage to fix that shit when they were busy running crawling away?
Or if the ship was so complex to necessitate two bridges how was the purple haired cunt able to pilot it by herself.

space blowjob woohoo

You get 3 Sisko facepalms for that one.

i dont know, user, i just dont know anymore

Got a chuckle out of me user.

Bruh, if you have a pressurized environment and then someone makes a hole, like a bomb on an airplane, that's going to cause a loss of pressure and generate a suction of air. Same with space, it being a vacuum and all.
You attended 3rd grade science class right?

Have you read her/xe/thon bio? It comes literally from a soyboy matriarchal planet called Gatalenta, if you have at least two neurones conected you´ll notice how the planet means "Slow female cat" in spanish.
Also, the planet where Luke went like a coward sounds wasn´t called Atchoo? Any bets on lazy sounding planet name for Nu-Starwars?

i guess she is a terrible maid.

Come to think of it this is Inspired by LOGH tier isn't it?

We have finally reached the point where star wars is worse than gaylo, and all it took was disney taking over

The moving air is not strong enough to throw someone outside. That's what I meant, sorry for any confusions.

Please explain user.

last webm of this shit movie

ME HALLARA LA MUERTE SI ME LLEGA

Y NO TE VUELVO A VER

I'm sure some kind user will post the webm shortly I sadly don't have it saved for some reason

FORMARE CON OTROS COMPAÑEROS

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Wait, I know what you mean user. The one where the user said that LoGH was inspired by LOGH right?

QUE HACEN GUARIDIA SOMBRE LOS LUCEROS

If there's a breach the air will escape into space following the path of least resistance. It will not push anything heavy, like a human, because going around it is easier,
NIGGER

I remember this, my post made it in the video==

IMPASIBLE EL ADEMAN

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Why does that cannon look like a giant fleshlight?

Are you going to make another one for the user that doesn't understand how space works?

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Y ESTAN PRESENTES EN NUESTRO AFAN

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nah, his post wasnt funny

SI TE DICEN QUÉ CAÍ ME FUI

This fucking movie is like a hamburguer made with top ingredients but assembled completely out of order. This is like putting the patty on top, cheese at the bottom, the tomato is cut in cubes, the sauces are all separated from each other, the pickles are spread along the levels of the burger along with the lettuce. Sure, it maybe would've been amazing if whoever made this shit had seen a burger in his life, but nope, he's some kind of recently frozen lizard person.
200 deepthroating million dollars wasted on a movie that's a zero sum. Fucking amazing.
I seriously do not understand how there are retarded faggots like IHE that defend this fucking shit. The only thing that it has going for is production value and that's the absolutely only thing that keeps this movie even slightly afloat.

I'm done. Fuck this. Hope Han Solo Catamite Adventures and Ep 9 bomb horribly. I'm not even a fucking fan of these series.

ME FUI AL PUESTO QUE TENGO ALLI

His defense of his posts though is

VOLVERÁN BANDERAS VICTORIOSAS

maybe ONE ingredient explosions and the others are expire shit.

aaayylmao

Katanas can cut guns

AL PASO ALGRE DE LA PAZ

TRAERÁN PRENDIDAS CINCO ROSAS

Any of you play Pulsar? I've been contemplating purchasing it but I don't want to look like a retard when I find out nobody plays. It was a blast when I pirated the alpha years ago, no idea where it went since them

She's as useless as her gender studies degree.

Holy shit am I glad I did not see this movie or the previous one.

"They've tracked us through light speed."
"That's impossible."
"Yes, and they've done it."
―General Leia Organa and Finn

The game is still the same and the novelty has worn off. I wouldn't bother paying for it unless you're going to get into the autism of niche RP groups.

LAS FLECHAS DE MI HAZ

That's a shame. I remember playing with a couple anons fighting off raiders and the not-Flood parasite aliens. A lot of promise that leads no where, how many times is that going to happen?

Don't forget the nigger decided the best way to attack the cannon was to fly directly up the beam and melt his ship to hell instead of shifting over a couple of meters. And then when he realised his ship was melting and he wasn't getting there fast enough he pulls up further towards the center of the beam.

Until the sun burns out. That said those times were fun but they're over now. Just got to wait until the next one comes along and ride that gravy train until it ends too.

VOLVERÁ A REÍR LA PRIMAVERA

QUE POR CIELO

TIERRA Y MAR SE ESPERA

Why the hell did they establish that they weren't ripping off ESB only to rip off ESB less than a minute later?

ARRIBA,ESCUADRAS,A VENCER

whats up with the beaner posting?

QUÉ EN ESPAÑA EMPIEZA A AMANECER

I can tell (((who))) you are by the way you write

CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVA

Te tienes que regresar.

I still hate that stupid scene. A cruiser sized vessel manages to move a capital class ship but also slices through another one like hot butter? Not buying it.
Good song though.

Ya cánsate.

You certainly don't know Spanish and can't tell the difference between a Spanish falangist hymn from a Mexican song.
Reminder that half of your population is non-white, meanwhile the Spanish have a strong reactionary movement and normalized ultranationalism.

ESPAÑA UNA

It's just a movie user.

archive.is/w5iz6
here is a (tu)

Doesn't excuse it.

Spain's population is wide majority white. Only 56% of your country is white, if you count hispanics being classified as white actually white.

I was memeing

No country that smells as strongly of piss as Spain does is white.

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No u

Fuck off Shareblue.

remember user, dont take the bait and report.

Oh boy, from shitposting about terrible movies to amerimutt, this thread is gonna be grand

this does things to my penis,and i dont know why

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because youre a degenerate

I wouldn't be here if i wasn't,would i?

Imageboards tend to attract traditionalist anti-degeneracy whites.

I'm willing to bet you one of my vital organs that every person in this thread,hell in this board that posts,has something that would be considered degenerate by some major religion

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That can be said about any group. Nobody's a saint.

There's a difference between saint and something that speaking to your mother about would have her not talk to you for a month.

Holla Forums changed my life. I used to be a fat, degenerate, junkie who played vidya. Now I am /fit/, have a white wife, and kids.

I'm not sure, user. I believe we all have monsters inside.

The rebel fighters didn't even start engaging the enemy fighters until after the enemy fighters were already on the bombers. They didn't even try to intercept them. Holy fuck, what is wrong with the screen writer.

I'm pretty sure they are going for the WW2 style bombers, that had numerous gunner positions, but SW already had that kind of thing with the Falcon. Why is that one chick wearing an oxygen mask when pretty much anything hitting you in one of those things is going to kill you and everyone on it?

Holy fuck, the only thing remotely as bad as this were the ships the clones used, but the clone gun ships had clear inspiration from helicopters that filled too many roles, they should have split them off into different designs and the stupid fighters they had.

But you're still posting on Holla Forums fitting digits checked

It feels like the whole point of the scene with the bombers was just so they can justify the earlier bits with Poe and BB-8 going out there by themselves and eliminating the surface aa guns on the siege dreadnought.

That's not space franquistas

B-but muh B-17 lookalikes!

This. It completely makes every other weapon pointless, when you can just kamikaze light ships to go past any defense and destroy/cripple larger ones.

Absolutely nothing makes sense there

The rebel cruiser is fast enough to get outside of the range, but then magically losos it's speed advantage and can't pull out farther???? You're either faster, or you're not!

A single ship can kamikaze to destroy an entire fleet, and apparently no one though about such obvious tactic.

You missed the worst part. While Leia Poppins was shitting all over every rule related to jedi-powers they also forgot that the ship she was supermanning towards was still running away from the Faggot Order.
So not only was this undead bitch flying through space she also managed to catch up to a capital ship going at full speed.

Welp, I guess Star Wars really is dead. I'm even happier for having skipped this one in theaters than the last one. Anyway, while The Mandate and Star Citizen seem to be boned, Limit Theory actually seems to be back in active, the-dev-isn't-pushing-himself-into-a-nervous-breakdown-again development. It was even playable at Pax South last month or whenever that was. Anybody interested in a full copy or quick summary of the latest backer e-mail now that it seems to be back on the rails?

This is as retarded as ISIS and how they're using StG44 stashes they found instead of selling them off and buying tanks.

She can probably go faster than a fucking x-wing.

rip mandate shill.

(((I will give you a hint)))

>Americans are the Legion
braise bedrezen? :DDDD

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Disney made a "new" Hammerhead for the shitty Rebels cartoon apparently.

spotted the illiterate spic

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As a portuguese, I find the word "castizo" funny.
It reminds me of "Castiço" that roughly translates to "strange/curious in a funny way".

Sorry to break your burger dreams, but Spain is as pozzed as every other country, maybe even more. Nationalists are powerless minorities who cant even prevent the removal of a plain cross statue

Still pisses me off. It was closer to what I wanted from FTL, but didn't get because of the nature of that game.

I haven't kept up with the Mandate drama.
What happened to it?

It was always underfunded, but then they hired two community managers that had dyed hair. I can't remember exactly what happened after that, but I remember it killed all hope for the game.

It's dead Jim.

They ate the poison shrooms then?
Shame.

Try Tachyon

space?
Try Terminal Velocity

Y-wings are the old shit, bomber role usually
X-wings were the newest shit around
A-wings were the cheap super go fast ships short on parts so some times they had wooden seats and shit and were rarely built to spec
B-wings were heavy fighters

do these fucking kikes not drive faster than 20 miles an hour with the windows open?

the only one of those that matters is Christians and the rest that matter don't care Buddhists are decent people
you're a cop out bitch using that kind of logic to validate being trash

Yup.
They burn splendidly.

I missed all the drama over hiring a bunch of "she/her"s for community management (though the effect of doing that is generally so universal that I don't even have to guess what happened to the community) but managed to gleam from update comments that they simply couldn't afford the programmers and other tech folks to actually make the pretty, interesting concept into an actual game, so they sold their team and assets to a publisher, but either made so little progress or made such a poor impression that apparently the publisher fired them all and killed the whole project.

You know what the more I look at the Jew Wars movies it is clear that the story is that the Imperial Remenant and New Republic decided in a mutual agreement decided to purge the Galaxy of retards so sent the First Order and Resistance to fight to their deaths

and i was thinking they could just upload all the shit they did and let someone else finish the job or at least use the art.

Dang Infinity Battlescape looks like Planetside 2 in space, but with forced logistics (instead of no optional logistics) Looks promising.

Those bombers are actually really good in the X -Wing Miniatures game. Because the game designers maybe thought about what they were doing for a second.

new Star Traders game
once it leaves early access

It's like Battle Royale in space, somewhere there's a room full of Moffs and Senators watching all this happening on a holo-projector, sipping fine Corellian Whisky having a laugh at the mentally deficient fighters.

>omg it's science fiction breh, y u a hater?

It's even worse that they managed to get around behind the Star Destroyer without getting ripped apart, maybe if they had some sort of cloaking device but they should have been ripped to shreds by fighter and bomber screens

It honestly makes too much sense now doesn't it?

I've lived on Spain. Most of the left are city dwellers. Towns are more to the right. They follow religious practice strictly. The holy week, or however it's called, is a holiday. Most old people are right leaning. "Esto con Franco no pasaba".
It is normal to hate gypsies.
Some years ago there was a small race war over a girl that was murdered by an immigrant, but I cannot find the name of the town.

Keep projecting you're racial insecurities on Spanish people, 56

this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen

A swarm of deadly assault rocks approach a poorly defended planet.

It is, but it breaks the entire Star Wars.

Indeed.
Now it is possible for ships to be used as relativistic kill vehicles and relativistic kill missiles become a thing.
Considering that CIS had droids which fought to the death, it wouldn't be far fetched to think about building fighter droids that had no weapons but their maneuvering engines and hyper space engine and enough mass to screw everythings day.

Where's that from?

The only thing that would salvage this would be hyperspace drives being too expensive to be used as weapons willy nilly, but people have been using them for space travel for millenia already, there are probably billions of ships equipped with drives in the galaxy and no indication that they are recycled.

And almost every fighter craft around can have one.

New Jedi Order submod for Thrawn's Revenge, currently still a work in progress.

Which one, the SoaSe one, or the EaW one?

i guess the cost doesnt matter.

The EaW one.

idk i eat pork

This. It would only work as an excuse if an Hyperdrive was MORE expensive than an entire fleet.
But hey, that fleet also has dozens of hyper-drives, so you're already trading one for a dozen (or more), nevermind the cost of the ships themselves.

And I thought "boy, that Star-Killer base thing was retarded".
Disney never loses it's charm: they always find a way to surprise you.

I've had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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The real problem as I take it is that, normally, vessels simply don't keep speed coming out of hyperspace. You are either in GOES FAST mode, where you are in a parallel reality 'coterminous with realspace, with a unique point in realspace being associated with a unique point in hyperspace' or you are in realspace, where you cannot GO FAST. Entering and exiting abruptly forces one to accelerate or stop. Thus the trippy sudden appearance-slammed brakes look of vessels jumping into view in Star Wars. If one is in Hyperspace, one is not in Realspace. Ergo, you can't ram anything at hyperspace velocity, because you do not exist for the ramee. Exceptions of accidental hyperspace collisions do exist, but all those I'm skimming over in the Hazards section of the Wookiepedia article have to do with gravity well collisions, which technically speaking are realspace collisions at post-Hyperspace normal velocity, because if your jump leads through a gravity well, you stop dead. Where and when is a bit inconsistent, but the general rule is that gravity will under varying circumstances act like a dead stop or a brick wall. This makes it very difficult to ram anything, because again, either the target does not exist until you hit the brakes, or the target is a natural or artificial interdictor and you can't get within spitting distance in a jump. The calculation necessary to hit anything in the initial warming-up zip out of realspace, before you hit hyperspace, under the assumption that you are not already in hyperspace the moment you start superaccelerating into a jump, is likely too troublesome for it to be done with any consistency. There is undoubtedly a minimum and maximum range span, and it is stringent.

The one specific example of a planet getting hyperspace rammed is an old EU canon anecdote from The Essential Guide to Warfare, where the Praetor class battlecruiser Quaestor making an unintended jump due to its drive suffering damage in combat with a Seperatist fleet, causing it to ram through and destroy the planet Pammant. Considering this was with a damaged drive, it is unclear as to whether they actually reached Hyperspace velocities, ordinary relativistic velocities, or if the ship was split between baryonic-relativistic & tachyonic-hyperspace matter, with the former partially tethered to the latter and acting as the kill-weapon while the latter phased through to end up who knows where. Considering only the core of Pammant was 'destroyed,' whatever this more exactingly means, while the atmosphere was merely bathed in radiation it's in fact likely the ship didn't even manage to reach 'true' relativistic velocity, and instead reached around the 14% speed-of-light mark or somewhere thereabouts & punctured the core, causing immense tectonic & magnetic disruption as the magma sea and metallic core are disrupted, but not quite destroying the planetary body or even rendering it permanently/universally uninhabitable. This uncertainty, combined with the 'can't normally hyperspace through gravity wells' caveat, and the fact that the far smaller Eclipse & Sovereign class dreadnoughts had integral gravity well generators- and probably generated their own modest gravity distortion field simply by existing as 15-17.5 kilometer long slabs of superdense space metal, with huge pyramidal draft/keel & width to match- makes it patently fucking ridiculous that a perfect hyperspace ram was accomplished through an entire fleet of 3000 meter battlecruisers into a sixty kilometer wide, thirteen thousand kilometer long, four thousand meter high boomerang super-dreadnought to perfect effect, off the cuff, all calculations done by an implicitly nepotistic staff officer from her own station with no visible assistance.

Combined with the variables of the ship in the only slightly more credible Pammant anecdote being a larger battlecruiser- a good thousand meters longer than the MC85 "Raddus", likely wider and slightly taller going by the narrow Mon'Calamari profile versus the Star Destroyer profile and the Praetor likely having the same polygonal spinal bulge as the Praetor II- in unknown proximity, the unknown nature of a physics-illegal jump inside a gravity well versus on outside of it (which should allow for a clean jump to Hyperspace and thus no ramming) and the fact that the anecdote is from a third-generation reference book, dealing with the particulars of mundane warfare & technology, the only potentially reliable account for this sort of thing from the only canon that matters to anyone who isn't Disney is rather a bit low on the totem pole of canon. There is one more credible example of a hyperspace exploitation weapon in the form of the Galaxy Gun. But the Galaxy Gun is more of a missile silo firing kamikaze drone-submarines than anything; its projectiles don't impact at hyperspace velocities or even ordinary relativistic velocities. Rather, the gun launches the perhaps corvette-sized projectile, which then jumps into hyperspace at Class .75 drive speed, gets as close as possible to the target, and then drops into realspace. It then raises shields, activates defensive weapons, acquires its target, and proceeds to accelerate at (admittedly probably very fast) sublight speeds to destroy the target with its particle disintegration warhead, with 'target' ranging from city at lowest to planet at largest. Needless to say, this is very different from relativistic hyperspace ramming, and making a droid ship/missile that is purpose designed to enter a state of mundane sub or semi-relativistic GOES FAST outside hyperspace is far harder than making a starfighter or capital ship enter a useful state of simultaneous velocity & realspace existence to ram a target using drives that are by nature and likely by design for safety's sake not to allow this to happen.

From the Wookiepedia Legends article on Hyperspace, the relevant section on the divide between realspace & hyperspace. They exist in separate strands of spacetime, regardless of their parallel connection to one another. Note that there is no non-Legends article, meaning Disney assuredly does not give a shit.

HEY.

Julie Andrews would have made an amazing Leia in her prime. Would have aged better too.

When there is higher pressure on one side of an object than than the other side, that object is being pushed end of fucking story, you absolute brainlet. If what you said was true you would never feel the effects of airflow under any circumstances, since the same phenomenon is responsible for all forces exerted by a gas.

WHY DOES THE BOMBER PILOT HAVE TO MOVE TO A SEPARATE CONSOLE TO DROP BOMBS?
WHY DOES THAT CONSOLE HAVE THE BOMB CONTROLS ON A SEPARATE REMOTE?
WHICH RETARD DESIGNED THESE SHIPS?

Jews.

I readily admit that I do not know astrophysics but I'm pretty god damn certain if you're exposed to the void of space you're dead

Of ourse, Moshe Silverstein the remote control and ship console manufacturer contacted his cousin Shekelcackle Pennysnatcher the rebel ship manufacturer and encouraged him to put extra consoles amd remote controllers on the bombers.

They had to create jobs for the diversity hires somehow.

Think of the positive effect it will have on the economy goy!

A little breeze, surely it will launch me at high speeds into space.
Why the fuck do you think that air will push one instead of going around it? It doesn't accelerate into extreme velocities inside the ship, it just goes outside.

With zero pressure, everything liquid immediately boils and evaporates. With nothing to halt or spread the sun's radiation, everything facing the sun (and close enough) will get the full brunt of the solar radiation and rise to some 100s of degrees while the side in the shade will not get any heat from the sun and will drop well into the negatives. The air in your lungs will be pulled out immediately and take your lungs with it as far as they can stretch. All of the cavities and cells in your body will expand to equalize the pressure of the inside of your body to the vacuum of space and burst or tear to let the pressure out.

You will freeze, boil, burn, burst, and be turned inside out all at the same time though thanks to your body's structure giving resistance to push and pull, the process isn't instant.

The low pressure is on spess you nigger. The room with the breach is always at the same pressure except near the breach.

I know it's cancer but the explanation is still correct

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>noctis iv

Are you serious? I can't even remember 90% of the farce awakens and i sat through the whole thing

While this is true, suction will be spread evenly in all directions unlike blowing which keeps its momentum and goes relatively straight more like a cone but whatever.
You can try it yourself by sucking air in through near pursed lips and holding your fingers in front of your mouth. You have to suck really hard for you to feel the air moving even barely a cm away from your lips. That said there isn't no air moving but it's coming from all around. If you suck through a straw it will take from the straw first then everything around the end of the straw. Refer to crab and ms paint drawing for what happens with massive suction in these scenarios. If the room is big and open then the suction wouldn't be so directional as to blow out the whole contents of the craft but if it's long and thin (like with a breach at the end of a hallway) it will suck a lot more stuff out or at least move it very far. The distance something is moved is dependent on the amount of relatively high pressure gas behind it as well as the pressure gradient. So basically if you have your back against the far wall you probably won't be moved much at all while if you're the dumbass that opened the airlock with a grenade and without depressurising while standing right in front of it you're getting blown to space. Pressure gradient as a method of moving something is also more effective if the only way for the pressure to equalise is to move the object out of the way first otherwise it will use a lot of that potential energy going around the object rather than pushing it (like blowing a spitball out of a straw as opposed to blowing at it on a desk).
Notice how the crab is able to get very close to the crack in the pipe before it gets sucked in but then also notice that the closer it gets the suction gets exponentially stronger. Also note the sand kicked up by the crab is still being sucked in via a small wisp showing there is still some suction there.

crab

If there's nothing pushing the air out, in the corridor example you gave, like the door to a bigger room being opened, it won't have much suction

Exactly.

I was right all along?

You replied to him three times with different answers so I'm going to go with no.

All the arguments I made are basically the things you said but autism got in the way of clarity

So, any news on the new battlefleet gothic?
They were supposed to reveal tons of shit to the press between 7th and 8th.

No news.

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They posted the info on twitter twitter.com/bfg_armada

So some pictures and no news at all?

Maybe the pictures WERE the news user. Think about that.

A pressurized enviroment being exposed to a vacuum will cause all the pressure to get sucked into the no pressure vacuum and disperse. A human being exposed to vacuum and surviving is even more retarded. Leia should have literally just exploded with the pieces getting flash frozen because of the extreme cold of space because the same principle that applies to space ships also apply to the human body as well. however the human body doesn't have the durability of a space ship.

This is disney wars we're talking about, it's not allowed to be logical because the force is female remember :>

FREE ENERGY THE ENERGY OF THE F U T U R E
Would this actually be feasible, even for low power applications like lightbulbs? Also polite sage for double post.

If you can build a massive superstructure in space to power a lightbulb then sure.

Let's do it. Who needs fusion anyway. Forget solar panels, let's make the dyson sphere with these.

You don't search for logic in a Star Wars movie, a movie full of laser weapons, noisy explosions in space and little muppets running around. You need to remember this is a movie first with visual metaphor and it is not a documentary about real things happening in space.

the movies are shit, its not about logic.

Shills love this excuse for some reason. Any piece of fiction MUST make sense to be good. That is the whole point of fiction, to present things that would not work in the real world but make sense at the same time.

Unless it's magic. :> embed because I'm tired and being lazy, I'll webm it tomorrow.
In all seriousness though, I very much agree with your statement.

Freespace 2 Open.

While I'm on the subject, I came across this video recently. I want that gunsight. Anyone know how I can get that gunsight?

(Also, for anyone considering FS2 Open, that video isn't representative of how the game looks now. It's much better than in the video.)

Smelly Dumb Disney Scum

Let's review
That's a minute thirty into the clip and I'm not doing any more. If anyone wants to see a methodical tearing apart of this bullshit go watch MauLer's videos on jewtube

And in response to the OP
Endless Space 2 updating my guide as a go
Outside of that I've had someone recommend Everspace and Fractured Space to me but I haven't looked at them yet.

Fuck Keen, I feel ripped off even though I got it for free.

Yeah no thanks. Nobody got time for that autism.

I ED a game yet?

Hey, can anyone confirm that Rian Johnson actually DIDN'T watch the previous movie or read its script before writing his? I've heard it repeated enough (and seen enough clips) to suggest that it might have been publicly stated at some point. Also,

dont, you need to grid like a korean or pay shekels to open loot boxes spacecrates, to get shit.
I unlocked everything before the big update and had some fun with the multiplayer matches, but it got old fast, when they updated everything I got a load of fucking nothing and needed to unlock everything again.

Why did they keep resetting everyone's progress?

I haven't been here in forever. What's the status on The Mandate?

Yes, me. I've been waiting on Limit Theory for fucking years. Is it really still looking good? Because I finally gave up and stopped following it once he announced he hired his fucking girlfriend as his first employee.

ded

rip

What's the status of The Mandate shill though? Is he alive?

he honorably committed Sudoku and apologized to space thread

to force you to buy shit?

see

It just works

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Doesn't help that Enemy Starfighter dev went full retard and basically scrapped the build of the game everyone wanted to play for a shit linear experience.

Honestly, with FS2 Open, we don't really need someone to make another space game. FS2 Open can do just about anything you'd want a space game to do, and the community is very active. I'm wondering if it could even do modern-day fighter jet gameplay and become the moddable Ace Combat that I so wanted Vector Thrust to be.

By the way, I'm still looking for a way to use the gunsight I mentioned here: .

Which one of these should I play? Is one better than the others making the rest pointless or do I have to play them in order?

play X1 first

If you want to play all three you should start with reunion, then TC and finally AP. They become objectively less clunky in that order so going in the opposite order feels like shit.
Otherwise just play TC or AP.

So what is going on with Infinity Battlescape?

When you consider Disney era Star Wars and 343i era Halo both are asspull centrals of bullshit that make no sense and only ruin the characters and story they are trying to write. It's almost like they compliment each other as a cautionary tale of how to fuck up a money printer just by having fuckwit retarded writers who may or may not have even seen/played the original trilogy.

The person telling you to play X1 is trolling you, ignore him. I've played every X game and here's my summary:

X1 - Shit. Nothing like the other X games.
X2 - IMO this one has superior aesthetics, and neat details such as ship cockpits and station interiors. It's a solid game, but the mechanics were a bit dated, yet I can't really remember how. I mostly just remember the ship designs from this one. I think it was mostly just due to how it is lacking direct upgrades the sequels offered, like station complexes, player HQs, etc. The economy was also a lot weaker, and overall the game was extremely slow to progress in.

X3:R - Direct upgrade over X2, has the Hyperion pre-nerf, which is the best ship ever. Progression still slow, economy still weak.

X3:TC - Direct upgrade over X3:R. Hyperion is nerfed, but it's cool because now you have the Vidar pre-nerf, which is a rape machine. Adds new ship classes like frigates (M7), and mini carriers (TM) that are the size of freighers but can carry a few fighters, and the Terrans, a whole new faction with cool ships and new weapons. Also Terran sectors but they're fucking awful and too big so they take forever to traverse. Questlines are actually kind of enjoyable and give you lots of free ships, including the Vidar if you're Terran. Progression is much faster through the ships you can get from missions and the fact that missions are much easier to find and pay better than in X3:R. I think this is where the stock market was introduced as well, which is hilariously exploitable.

X3:AP - Never played vanilla. Install Litcube's Universe instead, which is the best X3 experience. Very strong economy, better battles, much much quicker progression.

Sorry if these summaries are kind of shit, it's been a while since I've played them.

That's like every single space game, and is why I'm so sad about the state of space games though. I'm sick of all these gay ass faggot planes in space games that every single space game apparently has to be.

Shut up, marche.

But that's not at all what current space games are like. No one's made something like Freespace since, well, Freespace. It's all open-world trading/mercenary stuff now.

House of the Dying Sun sort of is, mainly a Starfighter/RTS hybrid though. I still am pretty pissed the dev took away the open world mode where you fought over control of starsystems; having complete control on how you approach objectives and accomplish them, what you can order in as a fleet, for a series of linear missions you can complete all in under 2hrs with no replayability. Means seriously what the fuck was the dev thinking? Give us the old version of the game!

Yeah, sure stuff is "open-world" now, but they're still just shitty mindless planes in space games focused on dogfighting. The X series is still the only one that managed to be more than that.

Disgusting. Unforgivable.

HOTAS Thrustermaster works fine

NO
SKIPPING!

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

REMINDER: A shitty spoof from 97 is better than any of the new Star Wars shit

The only thing to look forward to out the Jew Wars movies is a new Spaceball movie

Better hope it happens soon. Mel Brooks is 91.

Another version of that was made.

Monumental stupidity of EVERYONE involved.

- Escort fighters are waiting instead of going on ahead and intercepting.
- The most retarded bomber design ever
- WTF are the tie fighters and ship gunners doing? The bomber is flying in a straight line without a pilot for a good 2 minutes and it's still alive.

It's clearly an attempt to purge the galaxy of the defective gene pools

makes me kek everytime

you made a memetic masterpiece user, here's a drink to your artistry, even Kaizer von Lohengramm would be proud of it

Thanks. I'm going to start with TC then move on to AP once I've got the hang of it. If I end up liking the story then I'll try to play them all starting with X1.

what are they going to get all the space references from? most of the "space" movies were shit with nothing memorable in them.
I guess it will just be another "its another space movie" type of shit they keep producing.

Literally just read the story if you want it tbh. No one cares about it.

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They could re-create the new star wars. Literally copy every scene.

Star Wars Canon Comics

Face of new Gilad Pellaeon and link to comics: readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Thrawn/

Why would anyone want this?

(((Who))) will buy is what you need to ask yourself.

Who the fuck is this?

Star Wars Canon Replacement of Gilad Pellaeon, Source is the Thrawn Novel where this guy is Thrawn's Protoge in which bit by bit he teaches him military tactics and Thrawn's translator since he can't speak basic properly. Oh yeah at the end of the novel Thrawn send him to aid the chiss as an Imperial Advisor/Envoy to prepare him for the unknown threat

more info

Eli Vanto
>He and Thrawn crushed a rebellion but at the cost of civi lives but they had intentions of zero civilian casualties in which there plan is fucked up by a WomanSame bitch who became Governor in Rebels

Thanks I needed to puke.

as someone who never read anything about the EU of SW and only played the videogames, how much heresy I'm reading right now?

A lot. But the rebels messing up and causing problems which they will blame on the empire is normal

Imagine if Hitler was portrayed by a strong proud woman of color?

Palleon was pretty much legendary in the old EU, being the one to single-handedly preserve the Imperial Remnant in the outer rim after the New Republic chased them out of the core worlds. It helps that he was consistently portrayed to be competent and actually a man of honour.

That he was axed for this… soyboy. Well, not impressed to say the least.

The man in the background of your image is what the non-Disneycuck Gilad Motherfucking Pellaeon looks like.

You can now fug your Xeno waifu in ES2
moddb.com/mods/endless-romance

W-what?

Are there any pretty ones user?

There's like 36 of them so there's bound to be at least a decent one.

ALRIGHT HOLD UP
Since I know there's a high number of autists in this thread I'll ask Why haven't space agencies done a jet-rocket combo yet to get into space easily? Surely the jet engine would be great at lower altitudes where the air is thick, and then refillable boosters can take over in the upper atmosphere where gravity is lower. If the entire hull is treated for re-entry, you can then use the regular jet engines to land the thing on a standard runway too.

The highest payload ever carried by a plane was about 300 tonnes. The falcon heavy that was launched not long ago weighed nearly 2,000 tonnes.

I'm no expert on the subjet, but my guess would be that it involves the issues of operating jet engines above 15km height, which is possible but requires a specialised plane, along with the heavy engines and large fuel consumption required to do this.
Sure, launching into orbit from 15 km to 20 km in the air is a lot easier than than the surface, but that engine and all the fuel needed for it is an awful lot of crap for the spaceship to haul the rest of the way up, crap that takes away from your ships payload (all the stuff that isn't just fuel and engines).
If you really want a modern tech spaceship that can easily haul large quantities into space, what you want is Project Orion or a NSWR style rocket, and both of those are "politically impractical"…

That's just it though, a lot of that is the fuel, which is needed for the ground-launches.
Would it be feasible to strap a couple of those re-usable falcon boosters to the side to get it going?

This is why we need mass drivers for cargo… :s
I guess what I'm referencing would just be a passenger thing.

Really the best option is probably space cable from GEO once we can get the nanostructures figured out so the width doesn't have to be wider than the planet.

If you want a megastructure for orbital launch, then the elevator isn't really the way to go.
You can only have so many cars on one cable after all.
A launch belt would make it cheaper to shoot cargo into space, or if you really want to go big, a artificial ring around the equator of the whole planet, from where you can drop down thousands if not millions of far shorter cables while still being able to launch spaceships from above the atmosphere from the ring itself, are, cheaper options (in terms of cost per kilo of payload brought into orbit when operating at full capacity, not the cost of the project itself, which in both cases would be monstrously expensive)

here, just a quick correction, I meant a Launch Loop not a launch belt…

Yeah, who cares if everything is a pancake by the time it reaches its destination.

Then what would be the point of using the plane…? The whole point of the Falcon was to have it all be re-usable.

Earth Torus when?

Alright mr. genius, what's your plan for cheap getting-to-space

Literally exactly whatever SpaceX is doing because that's the entire purpose of the company?

Something that doesn't have to burn a huge load of rocket fuel. **killjoy*

Why? That's the most cost-efficient way to get something in space.

I feel bad for whoever I throw this thing at.

What if they are Bajorans?

Then they deserve it.

They're gonna run out 60s and 70s technology to steal pretty soon though
Unironically the future of near space belongs to the Chinks with potential Russian support for their programs

Why didn't anyone think of attaching hyperdrives to missiles or large asteroids for relativistic weaponry? The energy required to push an object to light speed and beyond are more than significant to obliterate capital ship and even a planet. Or does that make too much sense?

Not if we kill them first. We're sure as hell not letting them claim other planets.

What the fuck? Does this bitch have pink hair?

Because Hyperspace isn't supposed to be able to do that in the lore.
In the lore, when shit goes into hyperspace it becomes intangible and massless, thus allowing its regular drive to push it up to its FTL speeds while in hyperspace. This also means you can't actually ram anything in real space when enjoying the accelleration and speeds hyperspace make possible. Just watch out for the gravity wells of big things in real space, since those can fuck you up in hyperspace, you just can't hurt them back.

Welcome to Nu-Wars where the galaxy's most powerful planet is some gay nu-Canon matriarchy of peace and non-violence and freeing all da slaves for the council of mommies while crying out in public.

So that's why Han was still worried about flying through a star without precise calculations from the nav computer, and why Interdictors work?

Wait, what? When did this happen?

Enemy Starfighter, actually. They even made a really nice poster with that title.

Never played it. I was interested and planning on playing it on release, but apparently they just randomly decided to remove the sandbox gamemode entirely, which is the only thing I was interested in. They turned it into a campaign game only. Lots of people were pissed about this.

tell me more!

Exactly. In Star Wars lore, flying through a sufficiently strong gravity well, natural or artificial, will pull you out of hyperspace–hyperdrives in-universe all have built-in failsafes that immediately drop a ship out of hyperspace if it experiences any of the sort of gravitational strain indicating entry into an unexpected gravity well, or if the navigational computer sees that the ship is just about to fly into one on the charts. I'd imagine that flying deep into a gravity well in hyperspace would simply pull the ship apart, straining it beyond what the inertial damping field could handle. The term Mass Shadow I believe refers to both gravity wells, as well as the literal projections of celestial bodies, which tended to shatter anything that hit them at superluminal speeds into subatomic particles.

Never say Never Boy.

Remember, freedom of choice is bad goyim! :^)

omg is the crab ok?

Came here for a space thread and all I got was Star Wars. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

It's a damn shame about Enemy Starfighter/House of the Dying Sun. Game was fun as it was but it could have been bigger and better. Could have gone full Homeworld with fleet battles.

They basically made a visual novel didn't they?

Is that from the actual game? The drawing looks really bad, which is weird because the dev usually has top tier art

Not sure why I didn't think of this earlier- you could have a jet platform attached to the bottom of your space shuttle. The whole thing goes up to 15-20 km high, and the shuttle disconnects and fires off from this height. The jet platform can go and land. I suppose on re-entry you could have an advanced computer program re-dock the two or just land the shuttle.
Well, as long as it's cheaper than a pure-ground launch… but this way the jets don't need to get dragged up into space.

I'm sorry, user. He was liquid by the time he reached the other side.

Sure thing, faggot

The problem with the game is that it did then the devs decided to cut it.

It's from a waifu mod

….So like the rocket boosters on the Falcon?

Yes except jets, which because I'm talking out of my ass I perceive to be more fuel efficient than rocket boosters.

Jets are ridiculously inefficient until they get to a high altitude. So by the time they get to a height where they are fuel efficient, they're already done and are ready to land in this scenario.

No jet has the kind of thrust that a solid rocket booster has. That's why planes need wings to stay airborne while a rocket doesn't give a shit about air and in fact would have an easier time flying without it.

Darn. Always fun to dream though.

Don't feel bad, there's historically been a lot of experimentation based on the concept of launching a rocket from a jet, and there are multiple systems in development to do just that, like the Stratolaunch and Virgin Galactic's LauncherOne. The issue is all the scalability problems you have with the weight of the rocket and the size of the necessary launch vehicle–it works for small rocketplanes, but anything big enough to go further than suborbital flight or Low Earth Orbit, or to carry anything besides cubesats or a few passengers, would require an unfeasibly large and inefficient carrier plane.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_launch_to_orbit#Disadvantages

I don't think you understand how much simpler and more advanced modern rocketry is even without the advances in the design of the Merlin engines. You seem to think rocket scientists just make one slapshod rocket design and keep using it if it works. (I mean, most engineers do this) Maybe this was the case for Von Braun, but in peace time you generally want to try to get the most bang for your buck and thats by increasing the efficiency and reusability.

That said, the Merlin Engines are capable of vector thrusting.

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