KONOSUBA S2 HYPE THREAD

*sleeps peacefully*

so you'd become a spooky undead and tear me apart?

Maybe.
I wouldn't know how it happens, I'd be dead.

this doesn't seem fair

How do you mean?

This thread is rather Canadian.

you're not even going to finish me off that sounds bad obviously a selfish killer lover

Don't bitch as if you don't love it.

Well, of course not.
I'm not going to kill anyone. While I'm conscious alive.

I never said it was a problem ahobaka

well darn, what can I get for 2.50 then?

Don't give me that tone.

I'll look in your general direction for 20 seconds.

I give you whatever tone I like.

I'm judging me so hard.

You just want to give me a hard time.

20 seconds is a long fucking time dude

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fkn hype

You? No.

I mean.
Maybe if you're paying attention.

I was just trying to set up to make a penis joke, Emily.

deal

Sorry, I'm on edge 24/7.

Cash up front, no refunds.

I bet you are. :^)

How's you today?

go to bed.

Listening to m.o.v.e., hating on how lack of encapsulation in C in this ancient program I need to work with.

Seriously, the source code is older than me ;_;

>Copyright 1990

Also they put symlinks to all header files in a common include folder so it's a total guesswork what your current source file dependencies are.

That's older than I am, even.

Company started in 1986 and this source file is one of the earliest thing they made.

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wut

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this

ded community

This does seem pretty dead on early EU times.

w-who are you?

Someone you don't know who happens to be from Portugal. Hows it going?

*pet*

all is well

more

i-i'm on my laptop I only have like 5 pictures

Are you petting me with your feet?

Good to know about that.

that is no good

nuh uh I'm petting your feets

I know !

I am enjoying these images.

gimme gimme

No can do

Pervert

That sounds enjoyable as well.

Said the literal faggot.

*nods*
I really like feets

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all my feet friends gone...

How do I git gud liek youtube.com/watch?v=zrln2KZ3VG8

It's so tempting to make a JP SMT:I account.

Rolled 97 (1d100)1 - SMT:I
2 - PSO2
3-25 - Fallout 4
26-100 Pokedex

b asian

Check

practice

I can't even follow his cursor with those jumpy around things

now git gud

ok one sec

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perkele

oh my

YES

GOTY 2017

nani nani

hey can I have that webm of felix you posted at me yesterday?

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somehow i got tooth shock from a bakewell slice

oh, I have this one already. thanks though.

youtube.com/watch?v=FtYdnwBXp8M

The good ol' drink 'n' drive while upside down simulator.

nuffin

Yes, now to set up my steering wheel ;_;

lel im supposed to work

playing jinx vs leona is suffering

Hopefully that goes all well.
Taking a sick leave finally?

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Took it last mo-wednesday but went to work after that anyway.

How's the SD?

What's SD stand for anyway, always wondered it.

serious dicking

Oh, so what's the occasion today?

About to go to the gym in a bit.
It's just an old silly name from the times when I used to play FPS games, it was kind of neutral and fit the EoSD deal so I put it up again after multiple years.

do you ever not-post? get a life?

Getting swole

Work @ home

But also MY SUMMER CAR

*pet's SD card*

I assume that's something to do with networking etc?
Well, not like anyone will know.
Anyhow I need to get going now, bye ikt.

Bye!

i haven't been posting for like 3 months lol i got back like 3 days ago

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whatever helps you sleep at night

Rolled 43 (1d100)Cupcake stop ignoring me you slut.

Kings of the pussy,
pounding on brewskies
Banging chicks right
there in the sand
Bros before hoes and
chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and
marry a man

stop getting such shit rolls then.

canon

I MEANT LOOK AT SKYPE YOU SLUT.

Is that me and you

oh. my bad.

With that name, I keep thinking you're chiri... until I see the flag.

No

I don't understand.

your worst

removing you

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're pants*

Are you just now watching that

r pants*

dammit

Nope

I masturbated to your feet picture earlier

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same

fufufu~

You do have very cute feets

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harder

I love when you hit me master

Stop this

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Masters cute little feets

there's not really anything else to do.

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Well find something because I'm going to class now thankfully

Dude...

bye bye.

Crawling under masters desk and succing his dicc until big boy cummies cover my face while he tries to pass his exams...

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this is the most ultimate of sins

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youre not mandy

somebody, possibly oobles, or less likely cooki, added me on snapchat, but it won't let me add her back, can't find account

confused

added me by name, so gotta be someone from thread

You're not Billy.

can you be so sure

My god what an annoying to use game

Yes, I can.

You're not Billy.

yes i am

Number of people you are fooling: 0

worth a shot

how did this happen

concurred

Hey I like this pic.

Took a nap that lasted 2 hours more than I expected but hopefully I'm still in time to deliver this heart.

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I see how it is.

anyone see room 237?

No but it seems interesting, specially considering I rewatched the Shining 2 weeks ago.

Can you tell me how it is? Because I don't see it.

you should watch it

there is also a cool youtube video that shows how the layout of the hotel when mapped out is impossible

Rolled 83 (1d100)1-5 - SMT:I
6-21 - PSO2
22-59 - Fallout 4
60-100 - Keep working on that pokedex.

Rolled 56 (1d100)SON OF A BITCH.

Fuck you, 8ch, I'm gonna play Fallout anyway.

You don't tell me what to do.

Rolled 58 (1d100)Actually, first I'm going to make that SMT:I account and download the jp client.

Hopefully they don't ban my baka gaijin account.

you would know if it was oodles account because it says oodle in the name

Rolled 100 (1d100)Oh, never mind. They shut that one down too.

That's a problem that happens quite often in buildings from old vidyas, even in the PS2 era. Although in this case it could be easily dismissed as intentional.

I will watch it as soon as I finish some chores I had to do.

I don't actually know.

it mirrors the maze later in the movie

as danny loops around the hallways he meets his future death in the form of the little girls

its only in the maze that he breaks the loop

this fits with the other idea of reincarnation.

or something

room 237 itself takes up space where another hotel room should be.

Then you're about to find out what happens when you say you know but you don't.

That's pretty mindblowing, I'm a little pretentious and love stories with a lot of meaning that needs to be researched in order to understand it, I wasn't aware The Shining was one of those.

have you seen synecdoche new york

God kill me.

you called?

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I woke up and feel sick.

No.

it's quite nice :3

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"If God exists, why do I?"

I'm just sick. Not in an existential crisis.

The phrase still works for any kind of suffering.

Nope, my cinema culture is much shorter than I like to admit.
I blame OCPD and a few smaller reasons.

Not the best art but I can say that picture hits my weaknesses.

I woke up and threw up in the toilet but I feel fine now. Maybe you should throw up.

Even being magooka?

well you will certainly need to see it. it is my favorite movie like that

Especially being magooka.

oh my.

How awful.

Lucky number for cup.

Now I don't know if I should watch that or Room 237 first, I'm excited for both.

237 just for the sake of being sequential

Mistakes were made.

nicely done.

what weaknesses

That sounds like the right thing to do. Thanks for the recommendations.

Not like it's hard in a board like this but why not.

Lets leave that for you to figure out.

That will take too much time.

You post nice images

no problemeo

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Forgot to add text.

"Hurry the fuck up."

Y-you too. That one's actually one of my favourites just because that outfit and katanas look so good in her.

Maybe you can fasten it by asking Cup.

youtube.com/watch?v=ahXQqO68wGs

I wanna talk to you

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love you too.

Caught me off guard

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My Blade and Soul emails filter to junk now, lol.

good morning

hi.

Hello
my friend linked me some of the upcoming run the jewels allbum at like 3 a.m and I missed it becuase for some strange reason I fell asleep before midnight
really bummed out about that
How are you today

Over halfway there now.
Joy.

huh. well you needed the sleep so that's good. I'm used to you being awake all night.

fine, I guess. a little drunk, but my friend texted me and I forgot we were going to hang out so I'm holding off drinking some more in case he still wants to chill.

That's sweet of you and the feeling is mutual, but I was a bit and going to watch that movie now.

Pls no bully, I can't into in/on for some reason.

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because you're a slut who thinks everything should be in.

hart

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oh
bye then

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I can't let you do that, Star Fox

loli medusa was like, the best part of that whole anime.

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I would let you do that.

there was not enough

was a bit busy*
Gee.

Laters.

How rude.

never enough of good lolis.

if you did deny it there would be consequences.

Is a hart a non-electronic heart?

:^)

a hart is mind your business, slut

hmm 1 hour of sleep
6 cups of coffee and a whole lotta stress

I love college

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I am as pure, and chaste as a newborn miko.

HA

never enough good anything

that's life for you.

Alright, Luka.

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hungry :(

But.
I wasn't turning my head at lewd.

Nor was I trying to deny anything lewd I may or may not have done to pictures of Tokai when no one was looking.

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nice. it applies to two posts instead of one.

lonely :(

Sounds apt for this place, actually.

cummy :(

no. just. no one cares. in general. about anything.

The fact remains your claim to purity is questionable.

Soon™

You ate a banana whilst staring at my belly?

hittin a railspike with a sledgehammer here

I want my life to be a sol anime

I care. About everything.
Big or small. Trivial or not. It all matters to me.
I'll spin it out of context if I have to. Make it a huge fucking deal.
Mountains out of mole hills. You name it.
Shit don't mater to me if it matters at all because everything matters to me.

A miko to a kami of alcohol and parties is still a miko.

Sure, sweety.
Sure.

you care about all kinds of things.

same.

You matter to me.

You mind keeping that repulsive gook shit to yourself?

that's kind of how you act, at least.

Who this?
New phone.

No comment.

Man, fuck you George. Now I want Subway.

no comment. plead the fifth. you're completely right.

all the same.

cummies for subway

yes

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those pictures aren't meant for such lewd actions!

Only if you start posting animu grills.

? Pretty sure the name should be the same tho?

If you pretend to take everything seriously then nobody knows when you're being serious.

except those close to you.

I have had like, 2 non furry avatars in my life.
If I give this up then I become another vapid anime poster and lose my kingpin status as a furry.

Eh, I'm a mystery wrapped in a cheesy enigma.

just become a kingpin anime poster
takes like a week and if you do it right you don't even have to show your DICK

But they're grills.

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I have yet to see an anime avatar I like.

All of them generic.

hardly. but I'll let you go ahead and keep pretending as much for everyone else.

I mean, like...
like Griddles used to do.

Only with animu grills instead of griddles.

Trust me. I have a few gambits left to me.
You have yet to see my power level.

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Have the courage to link me.

But that's what I literally just did.

So passive aggressive.

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I'll show you aggression.
On your backside.

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heh

if you say so.

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saving me the trouble of posting such a thing at you. I appreciate that.

Did you see my daki?

I didn't. wish I hadn't. what a waste.

what the fuck

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I'M ONLY 24!?

t-to each their own

stop

nani kore

so ridiculous.

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You still aren't even a dog.
Like, don't even look at me.

All I got.
I'll send pics of me cuddling it later.

Kore?

This is why I want to work more.
Less time to buy stupid shit.

Actually Chap got me that, but still.

Nigga get out of here. What you even thinking?

you shouldn't work so much. you're working yourself to death.

Wait is that the fucking Tiger from the Kelloggs cornflakes?

no

first of all, it's frosted flakes.

second of all, no.

What is this?" in an impolite way

The polite way of saying it would be "Nan desu ka?"

11 posts about my daki.
I just want to post that out.

Build tiger.

My goal is a coffin by 40.

THEY'RRRRRRRRRREE GRRRRRREAT

I know like, 6 gook phrases.

40 seems excessive. I'm hoping to be in the ground before 35.

good going squash u derailed it

mavis is love

i only know the meme ones > / w /

Never forget.

does anyone still have dogecoin?

I dunno, man.
I've been told I'm a massive bitch.

Want to get a two man and be in it together?

It's amazing.

Best memes.

oh yeah I remember that
Sadly not me ;~:
worth anything yet/

fursecution at its finest.

yes.

also bye. see you later.

i have like 15k and it's worth like $3.33

And you told me you were in your 30's.
So you is also a liar.

I want a divider of at least 20 miles of dirt though.

goobai

That pillow looks like it's been handled roughly.

that feeling

Is Bitcoin worth anything?
I have like 3000 of them from when it came out as a joke and never looked at it again.

I NEVER SAID THAT THOUGH!?

I just got it last night.
Its folded from packaging.

but I wouldn't date a 30 year old

ur a fucking liar

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are you serious? bitcoin? 3k bitcoin is worth like hundreds of thousands

Prove me wrong.
Unless you validate your claim by slogging through 140000 posts of kawaii bullshit and show me exactly where you didn't say it then I'm objectively right by thread standards.

I don't know what to say anymore.

Darwin d-d darwin
dar dar d-dar d-win
darwin d-d darwin d-d dar dar
dar dar d-win

Darwin

?

You're kidding me.

Say you love me.
And I'll say same fam

buy me a boat?

But that isn't how this works!?

actually 3k bitcoin is almost two million dollars

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Is doge worth anything?
I have like 11,000 of them from when it came out as a joke and never looked at it again.

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This has to be a joke

11k like $2

Yes, hello.

The (presumably feigned) ignorance amused me.

woof woof haha
bork lmoa

Fucking hate you squash i invested all my pocket money in pandacoins

REALLY NOW?

I got it when it was like, 10 cents or some shit for one.

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squash

seriously

if you genuinely have 3k bitcoin, you're a millionaire, almost a multimillionaire

pls no tell lies

need kawaii animu vampires to cap

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I'm pretty sure this actually happened to someone in the fag fur threads

squash this is serious business

yes

lol

See
Congrats

What the hell?

hey squash remember that time i made you that folder of greg from steven universe

and then greg became a millionaire

this is kind of like that

greg bought someone a boat don't forget. don't you forget.

I will ask my source when he returns from school. I do not know anime.

Indolence.

AND DONT FORGET WHO VALUED YOUR BITCOIN FOR YOU MY DUDE

This is Bitcoin, right?

LOL

Holy shit

ah squash i can see this is doctored by the pixels

thanks for killing my dreams

Seriously, this psudo currency is beyond me.

who is this source

I
AM
OUT

yes squash

you are literally a millionaire

take that to the market and get it in usd, and you are a millionaire

Subtle so gullible :3

Holy shit

subtle you retard

you BETTER be trolling

cause see if you were sitting on 3k btc thinking it was worthless, you WILL have to be culled

forgot pic :^)

kokonoerin

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You guys are almost as easy as I am.

or cucked

where are the proof

send 1 btc

17QAwQsFxkds669wai7dbTeUiEUVrioGHP

Aw

let's everyone laugh at subtle

they all wanted a piece too

I'm off to work.
Later, you silly billies.

That wouldve been so cool

offs. god damn you.

have a terrible day, it will look good with your soul

who

See ya squosh
enjoy your dayu

and then everybody turned into luka

h-haha prove its real by sending me 650 USD
do you guys like my tranny impression

1 Bitcoin equals
855.00 Australian Dollar

You really wished

honestly if squash were a millionaire i would just ask him for a new guitar to pay back all the hundreds and hundreds of dollars of stuff i've bought him

not really lukaing it very much considering

The first mantra I ever learned.
"If it seems too good to be true. It is. Ignore it and move on."

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gimme

hey b nice
orin is nice

i would have been exceptionally happy yes.

and if he had 3k, throwing one away for proofs is a straw from the bail

Some weeaboo.

I know he would shower you with them.

It's a slippery slope to losing it all.

but I don't wanna ignore you

erin is a big girl she can take a goof bardo it wasnt meant in mean spirits

i wish bill gates would take me in as a pet tbh

He would attempt to, anyway. Accepting money from people eats me up inside. I had some angst accepting a fuckin' headset from Ian, who I've known for three goddamn years

I'm pretty horrid.

proof it 3000 times

ewewewewewwwwww

new

tim cook might

if you let jony ive seal up your asshole