Crash bandicoot trilogy for switch/PC but not Xbone

No one's gonna buy it. Everyone who wanted it were Playstation fanboys.

OP is a stalker.

Xbone may be a rotting corpse but Jesus Christ even in death, it can never catch a break.

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I think Microsoft will go the way of Sega, except instead of making a few last good but small consoles they'll make shit.

Because the Switch is the only console that fills a niche i.e. isn't just a locked down and technically inferior PC and thus is most popular among fags who buy more than the latest yearly CoD/Battlefield/Sports shit (basically the market you actually want to reach).

True, it's just a locked down and technically inferior tablet. :^)

I think the reason why Xbone was left out is because Microsoft deliberately goes for a different audience with the PS4/Switch/PC. Microsoft tends to focus on more action oriented, realistic games (like Forza and Assassin's Creed) in their advertising, with their more cartoonish selections like Super Lucky's Tale and Cuphead sticking out like a sore thumb. The PS4 has that marketing tactic that they can push stylized games like Persona 5 and Ni No Kuni in it's advertising ALONG with their more realistic games like God of War and Horizon: Of the Wild. Nintendo already has that edge on more family oriented games. like Zelda, Splatoon and Mario, yet has been slowly pushing more towards advertising games like FIFA and NBA 2K more and more under their new advertising shift towards college-aged gamers and the such.Those are my two cents on the subject however

They released the thing during a time of peak shitposting too. I almost feel bad for them. It's real curious how they went from the 360 to the Zune of consoles.

Also a new Crash game.
NEW CRASH GAME

I bought the ps4 from a friend for less than $100 but I still regret it. I have touched it literally twice in the last 4 months.

I just hope it's good, and not like Wrath of Cortex.

Port it to SteamOS damn it

I'd rather they finish Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity.
Honestly it hurts knowing both of those games were badly unfinished.

Why does this matter? Devs make good games, not the company. All the good devs left making a game a shell of its former self. Do you think the current team knows how to make a game like Crash while also being good? Also consider that publishers will want them to add in all sorts of shit to get a larger audience or more money. Easier gameplay all around, microtransactions, forced tutorials, less to no punishment from dying, etc.

Wanna bet it's gonna be an unfinished mess like twinsanity and wrath of cortex were?

It's shit, I don't want it and Activision will likely lock it at 30FPS.

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Well Switch owners sure do enjoy ports.

You can easily emulate the original trilogy on PC even with a toaster. I do not understand this remaster business… did they even add new levels?

Expect a game of X vs Mario vs Sonic vs Crash vs Spiro vs Cloud vs Bomberman vs Ryu will happen in next Smash on Switch.

Yeah, I just haven't got around to it yet.

Well at least PC gets the remaster, and literally who cares about the xbone at this point?

Not sure you understand the difference between ports on ps4 vs switch. Not saying all ports are acceptable but god damn the Switch lifetime sales will easily have 5 times the market Wii-U. It's like complaining that betamax exclusive porn got ported to dvd.

The games themselves are rather short and only the first one is really hard. It came out during the early days of the PS1 so it uses a password system but you can use savestates in an emu so no worries.

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Nigger who gives a single fuck?
The thing is fucking garbage
Reminds me of the queers who want Cucksona 5 on the platform.
Wake me up when Yakuza get's a port, that's literally everything the only thing the NoGamesStation4 has of any value

It's always better to have it than to not. PC is the best way of archiving vidya, even if it is a remaster.

Is the Wii U having ports bad? It's the new Playstation Portable, there's so many ports.

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Fair enough

nice dubs.

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Nigger like just dont fucking land on the very edge of a platform, problem solved, have you ever played the games? There isn't a single tight butt clenching jump at all, fuck your shit, and maybe just maybe a mod can fix it, or even it gets patched officially, the chance is out there

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Crash isn't trash, the remake is

Sony doesn't publish Yakuza, Sony does.

I like it

does it still count as fake if its true?

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I know what you meant but I just wanted to use a reaction image

What did he mean by this?

So Nintendo cucked both Sega and Sony by taking their mascots? That's impressive. Now they just need to get Master Chief and they have achieved full spectrum cuckolding.

Yes, but then no.

I meant Sega

Do the Halo skins in Minecraft count?

What leak?

wasn't it confirmed that some people from the team that made twinsanity are making a re-make with all scrapped content included? Apparently they still work in VV and twinsanity might be released in the next 5 years.

Well for one, it's straight up unfinished, there developer content left in basically every version of the game regardless of what system it's on
There's issues with the optimization on nearly every platform, poor culling of resources, issues with offscreen drawing that murders the framerate on nearly everything.
Crunch being every boss was added nearly last minute. Which is why nearly every boss is a stage hazard in the Bonus Warp room
Alpha mapping is incomplete, which while it kind of gets away with on really low resolution screens it gets badly apparent in emulation, and it's contested but apparently the game is missing 4 warp rooms worth of planned levels.

We know

Some time ago, someone made an edit of crash being in the switch before being official announced.

Because the Xboner is a failure and the Switch is incredibly successful?

Are we still pretending the Switch is a failure?

Maybe Nintendo will buy Crash as they start their game mascot revival.

I'm sorry but have I just become retarded or something?
What the fuck does that link in the OP have to do with Crash Bandicoot?

Well duh. If I have the choice between playing a game at home or being able to play the same game on the go I will choose that. You are retarded and almost definitely a cuckchanner.

Any developer with half a brain knows they won't be making money on the Xbone. Especially if they are not the AAA companies that still put multiplats on the console. Also the Switch is a meme console with few games, so people are more likely to buy your game if you make a Switch version.

Go to page 97

Again. If it is a meme it's a good one like Hole Guy or Niggerwalks.

Meme isn't a word for something you don't like cuckchan.

Maybe this generation, but thats what, 4-5 games if you don't count ports? Still a completely shit console with no games.

5 games in 10 months is pretty good user. That makes it better than anything that came out this or last generation. It's no Dreamcast or Ps2 but as far as consoles go this has been pretty good. Nintendo is still kikes for having paid online and all the D&C shit they do

Scratch Bandicoot

I wish I could have saved that webm, that was fucking hilarious to see him get his comeuppance for almost killing his damn cat.

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XBone is a normie console. Normies don't give a shit. They just hear "Xbox" and the brand is enough.

I assume you have one, then.

obviously

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Also cannot be a normalfag machine if no one has it. Bombed in Japan so bad that they didn't even release MH:World on the console over there. Has sold less then half of Sony and the Switch is easily outpacing it.

What did he do to his cat?

Microsoft consoles have always been unpopular in Japan, which is why there has never been a lot of games produced for them. There's a firm belief there that all Microsoft consoles are CIA botnets and they refuse to use them.

I thought it was just because they prefer to buy Japanese stuff.

They say to each other
I'm the youngest so it's far less hassle if I just shut the fuck up instead of calling both games shit, but good god is it annoying.

WE

Then I guess they know the truth then.

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WUZ

HOL UP

It's a meme in the Japanese community that Vert in HyperDimension Neptunia is a stalker because of this.

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Even so, the 360 managed to sell 1.5 million units in a 5 year period. Its hard to say how the Xbone is doing, but its pretty telling when on release it only sells a few thousand units and is lucky to sell a hundred a week.

source?

Some silly pics in that mag.

What page?

I have an Xbox and it was solely because it was a hands me down, I got it for free. The only time I touched it was to shove it in a closet while using the controllers on a PC (Xbone dpads are less shitty than Xbox360 ones). That thing is an overpriced paperweight and only a goddamn retard would buy one.

Aside from what others said, it rehases a lot from crash 3, and it manages to look much worse than the PS1 games. Just look at the character models in the intro, they're horrible.

got an xbone*

Its going to be Skylanders tier garbage, isn't it? Just let Crash rest in pieces.

Wasn't that mostly because some idolmaster games got 360 ports or something? And then later got BETTER ports on ps3, pissing off all the 360 owners?

I don't appreciate that comparison. I owned a Zune. It was actually a great piece of hardware and the software was miles ahead of iTunes at the time.

It was very easy to develop for the 360 so lots of smaller shmup developers used it to release their games on it. Caladrius, Deathsmiles and others were once 360 exclusive.

No, Zunes were trash. I got 2 of them and the first one died after a year, the second one was stolen by a drug dealer but he got fucked in the end because it failed in the month following the theft. I had the second one for only 6 months. Zune was garbage but at least it had enough storage to shove all my music into, unlike every other piece of portable media player of the time.

That would explain Sony's Totakus. Expect amiibos if the game is coming to the Switch, too.

You must be over 18 to post here.

I'm 22, both my brothers should have moved out by now and really I should be getting kicked out too, but my parents don't do anything about it.

t. retarded Nintentoddler

Whoa whoa whoa hold the fucking phones, I just flicked through that trade magazine linked in the OP and it turns out they're remaking the UK version of Dennis the Menace? What the fuck? The Dennis I grew up with would NEVER hang out with girls, blacks or cripples and now they've got him doing all three at once? This is a disgrace, they've even dropped the "…The Menace" part of his title, he's just "Dennis" now, which I guess means we can say goodbye to him bullying that one kid for being gay or assaulting the police, too…Fuck this world.

Isn't the whole point of dennis the menace is he's a little prick that gets into trouble?

Is it even dennis the menace anymore?

Is there going to be an episode where he gets drunk and rapes the cripple chick

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Sony doesn't make that decision, though. Crash isn't their property, and hasn't been exclusive to their systems for decades. They have no say in the matter.

And I'm pretty sure Sony is more concerned about Nintendo at this point than they are about Microsoft.

The Switch is expected to match the Xbones lifetime sales this year. The Xbox One has been out for about 4 years now while the Switch has been out about a year

Curly and Pieface died for this.

you remind me of this guy

tbh that pic isn't wrong
I own a PS4 and its library is really underwhelming after the Bloodborn hype wears off. I played WiiU games far more than my PS4 and I don't even own a WiiU nor did I actually buy any WiiU games

looks exaggerated (his reaction I mean). I've never even seen those mouth breathing Nintendrones react that hard to a new console.

also, reminds me of this

you completely ignored that like half the list is DLC, shitty ports, and shit nobody played

like, Tekken on WiiU was the worst port of Tekken, along with every other multiplat WiiU had.

Why is he acting like a child?

You're not wrong, but what exactly does the PS4 have? All I see is generic AAA trash everywhere that's like Shovelware but the shit is slightly more polished

Even if you removed all of that the Wii U still has more exclusives than the PS4.

Nowadays it sure as hell doesn't

You must commit suicide.

I will after Devil May Cry 5 comes out.

I know it's low quality but shit nigger, the original serious spawned a LOT of merch, and I could be wrong but, the imaginators figures sold like shit. Nearly every store I go to has the "rare" crash bandicoot set in full stock all the time

I've been up to my neck in Gran Turismo, Monster Hunter World, and Yakuza for the past month. it sucks cause I only get about 2hrs of playtime each day cause of work. Also its nice havin Multiplats that look good and also dont run like shit. I'm an Idort, but most multiplats run like trash on PC regardless of your rig strength.

also I got the Naruto Ninja Storm Legacy collection and they're an underrated gem. Got me into Naruto, but the gameplay is fun

do you live under a rock?

Man, user, you've got it good.
It's VERY believable once you meet manchildren. It's fucking SAD. A lot of people here have experience with them, there's a good reason many of us make fun of them and use the soyboy memes.

No, I've met soyboys. my local Nintendrone friend has gone into debt several times leasing (yes, he leases consoles) Nintendo systems and buying every Nintendo game/Amiibo out there.

we can tell he Jizzes on them too, even the male ones. he's a furfag, literal fag too.

You should immolate that faggot, not call him a friend. You fucking queer boy.

Gran Autismo is fucking garbage though, and it's so far up it's own ass with pretending to be a sim (when it's not) that it forgets that you're supposed to be having fun. Also, it's always online garbage. If you don't have an internet connection, you can't even save your game. They also sold it in a bundle with their VR helmet, but the VR mode is just a few demo races on a few select tracks, with a few select cars, against a single AI opponent that's trying to keep their Geiko Safe Driving bonus. It's a proof of concept demo sold as a feature.

There's no sense of speed or fun to be had. You really would be better off just getting Forza Horizon 3, or really any other racing game at this point.

maybe its no fun if you're shit at racing, but I enjoy it. I've been doin endurance races lately so I just listen to podcasts and race my hardest.

git gud

also, always online is bad if you have shit internet, and its not like its a mobile game, so whats the issue. I never have internet outages and the network rarely goes down. stop bein a fag, user.

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Beat the shit out of him.
No, nevermind, don't.

I'm sure he'd enjoy that,
Is your friend ROBfag?

Damn shame he didn't kill the fucking Ahriman-spawn vermin, perhaps he could have received forgiveness for his sins.

Fuck you faggot. Always online is bad through and through. I have perfect internet and such an anti-consumer practice should be shunned. I never dropped from online since I got my own apartment yet it's a disgusting kikey practice.

Out of curiousity, when you say "ruined" coco what exactly do you mean? C3-CTR she basically had no personality other than dedicated tech expert for the heroes, and in bash wasn't she an identical of crash?

I was speaking specifically about the visual design.

She was a shittier crash in Bash. She should be removed altogether.

>this implication that there's a time always online isn't bad

Fair enough, I can't really argue with most of the models in N Sane trilogy looking fugly.

This is actual concept art from CB3

It's essentially a tablet focussed on gaming yes, that's a niche that isn't really being served by anyone else so it works.

Nintentoddlers and Sonyggers should fucking kill themselves.
Any brand loyalist should fucking kill himself, and that includes you.

see

I'm sorry user, but you have to put him down.

Nigger who the fuck are you trying to fool?
Get your Sonygger ass back to >>>/cuckchan/ where you belong.

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When is our next Crash Retold thread?

Oh wow. I never realized this was a game screenshot. I thought it was an actual car.

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Microsoft is so desperate for Xbone games that they'll send you two devkits for free if you tell them you're interested. I wish I was joking.

Proof I'm not shitting you.
archive.is/0DytC

Goddamnit

Holy shit that is ridiculous. Especially that they're so desperate, but you could do this and say "No I only want it on Windows 10".

nice trips

Truth be told outside of Time Trials I don't really give a damn about the remake. It looks and sounds worse and I hear all about how the physics are fucked beyond belief.

What's pathetic is that retards are still buying the damned thing and it has sold 30 Million units so far.
For comparison the 360 had around 50 Million sold in the same 5 year time period since launch.

They're desperate for Windows 10 exclusives too so that's still getting their hopes up. I'd release a multiplat on the Xbone for shits and giggles but the Windows 10 store is too heretical.

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Xbone doesn't have anything going for it, Halo 5 and Gears of War 4, laughable in a very tight market and the demographics from Xbox 360 fucking moved on, they killed a lot of their first-party studios, the mistake they did was doubling down on being the "Shooter Console" with Halo, GoW, CoD, Battlefield, and a whole lotta vaporware, it's fucking dead in the water with only third-party games keeping it afloat.

oh no

Pretty much
Normalfags in the Millions moved to mobiles to get their fix and after this a really heavy chunk of thr fanbase just moved to the PS4 or the PC.

PS4 is the normie console now that everyone owns it. Most of them sold outside Japan are just Madden/FIFA machines. Similar to how Xbone owners don't give a shit about Microsoft's faults, PS4 owners don't give a shit about its embarrassing UI or the constant advertising.

>>>/cuckchan/

Because more people will own a Switch than an Xbone by the end of the upcoming fiscal year.

>>>/ResetERA/

The cross media bar (PS3's UI) was a hot mess, and I remember firing up the Playstation store on my PS3 and instead of anything video game related, I saw a giant Old Spice ad. If you really wanted to point out one of the nastiest things that's actually new to modern consoles, look at the Facebookization of the current gen. I don't know about the Bone since I don't have one or know anyone who does, but I have relatives with PS4s, and I was disgusted to see the system displaying not the person's online nickname but their REAL FUCKING NAME at the top of the screen, and I was told that the system makes you fill in your real name as part of the PSN. I don't give a fuck how many normalfags will love it since it lets them find their normalfag friends easier, but I was raised in an age where Rule 1 of the internet was "NEVER give out any personal information of any kind." I'm getting sick of companies wanting a god damn DNA sample just to turn on the fucking system.

UNIBROW!!

Please. Please let it happen. They're so desperate for people to use Windows 10 they're practically giving it away and XBox brand is swirling the toilet bowl with barely any system sellers left unfucked. All that's left is their business and enterprise software.
Please die, Microshit. Please fucking die.

Monkey's paw activated.

What's the catch? Something worse replaces Windows? Not bloody likely. inb4 macOS

>>>/cuckchan/ you normalfaggot

Honestly, I prefer Forza Horizon over GT. The combination of the slightly more forgiving physics, and the absolutely COMFY atmosphere, I can't get enough. Even though Australia in 3 was a bit of a downgrade to Italy in 2, I still have a great time. Few other games can make me pick up an older title just to drive around with the radio on, and talk with an old friend who lives out of state. We watched fireworks together for the first time in years, and it was in a fucking video game, man. Open world racers are the best.

Pajeets or chinamen is my guess.

Can't wait to pirate it.

I don't have a superb machine but I'm glad cause this just means more people will be able to play it.
protip: if not want to wait 9 years for each game better buy a consul.

This.

if you're going to be a piratefag at least get some taste

if you want real Comfy, I recommend The Crew

you can literally fuck off after the first mission and drive anywhere in the (0.1x Sized) USA. First thing I did was drive straight to Vegas, spent about 100 hours before I learned you can use the airports and trains for fast travel.

I just wish there were a way to turn off the mini-challenges. they let you upgrade your car to max level with enough grinding without doin story missions and shit, but its still fuckin annoying when youre just tryin to chill cause theyre scattered all over the fuckin map. The DLC aint too worth it either. I enjoyed the Monster Trucks and thats about it. the cop shit sucks ass

Also

The Crew predicted the Trump Presidency

the entire southern border is blocked by a 40 foot wall with 2 layers of wire fence preventing you from getting close to it. whats even funnier is that the north has no such border, you can drive to Canada until you hit an invisible wall. its mostly trees, but you can totally fit in between em

Going to have agree with you on the cop dlc though, it was pretty boring aside from the new cars it added.

Wow, it's almost like people in Japan would rather buy a home console made in Japan with shitloads of Japanese exclusives, wow what a fucking surprise, wow I cannot comprehend why it bombed. Wow, Japan is also the rest of the world too bro.

The trilogy was successful only because of nostalgia and because they were remakes of the good Naughty Dog games.
After that they will start milking the franchise with shit games like in the sierra/vivendi days making the series die once again.
So sad that the IP went to Activision

Also this.

You know what you can't turn off? The cop chases and cop expansion delivery missions.
Those completely ruined the comfy cruising part.

THIS

Weird, never had those issues. The Zune was actually a gift to my mom who eventually upgraded to an iPad or something, so I took the Zune since it was better than the no-name brand player that I had. I then had it for a while after that before the scroll button started to get weird. Mine was also never stolen by a drug dealer because I'm white and not a degenerate fag.

Xbox Done

You faggots need eat a sidewalk

I got it for "free" over a year ago.

yeah, I got it for free during Ubisoft's anniversary, bud.

are you new??
also trash*

This is objectively false. Playstation fanboys buy movies, not games.

I could have sworn I have seen this retarded bait somewhere before.

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Have you seen what they did to the Ninja Turtles?

This is April.

Fuck, forgot source: archive.is/ZKtnL#selection-1577.0-1577.73

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Meet the new Starfire, Powergirl, Domino and Joan of Arc.

DIVERSITY

They literally cant make their diversity into perfect beings likely in fear of being branded racists if they give them some negatives to add some actual fucking personality!
Or maybe they just think "People of Diversity" or whatever are literally perfect…

I wish someone would push an "Are white roles for black actors an erasure of African-American identity?" meme.

50 shades of brown = diversity nowadays

I honestly don't think they know how

It doesn't help that Microsoft literally hasn't advertised the Xbox One in Japan a day in it's life. At best, they just get the commercials made for western audiences with Japanese subtitles. Microsoft puts more effort into advertising their fucking Azure cloud servers specifically for Japan than they do the Xbox.

Which is really fucking baffling to me, because MS actually has a rich history of making up OS-tan anime girls to advertise their operating systems, software, and services. Why the hell wouldn't they make an official Xbox-tan?

I mean, it's really not as hard as people make it out to be. Part of the reason why the 360 did as well as it did over there was because they served a niche that Sony thought the PS3 was too good for - namely bullet hell games. That's all MS needs - a semi-popular genre that the PS4 isn't adequately service in order to get a niche following, and then expand out from there once their foot is in the door. Visual Novels would be perfect. Open it up for indie development and push the envelope in regards to nudity and content. Shit, throw a bit of cash their way to jump-start development - maybe even use their influence to get some deals with major IP holders. Get the Xbox to be known as the place nips go to get their dating sims, and once the console is in people's homes, then push for a broader category of Japanese games.

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You guys know how "8ch is too extreme for 4ch"?
I'm starting to think the REEsetera is too extreme for Neofag.
Reading a few of their threads, majority opinion there seems to be "Sheehs, let's not grab the pitchforks rightway, calm down."
REEsetards went straight for the jugular like a rabid dog.
Goddamn.

wait shit, wrong thread, this is for the subnautica cucking thread.

Funnily enough it's pretty relevant to NeoGaf considering the topic and the brand they worship.

why on earth would you ruin as something as lovely as Beano?

This is what happens when you take the blackpill and ignore what society is doing. They destroy everything you once loved.

Because Microsoft is and american piggu

I had TTT2 for Wii U, what's wrong with it?
Seemed fine to me.

This shit is only going downhill.

Hope you meant bluepill, at least blackpill knows hes getting fucked.

is this loss?

It's just a normal picture of her face, what's in-character about it?

I can as a former Zune owner that initial Zune 30 from 2006 was pretty shit; lack of supported video formats, stupid media player for syncing media, and a bug in the software that caused it to freeze when the calendar turned to New Years Day.

The Zune 80 however was better; lightweight design and more supported formats made it a good player just before phones replaced dedicated portable players.

The deal with nudity in games in Japan is a legal thing, not console manufacturers.

Looks pretty in-character to me. You do realize Joan d'Arc was burned at the stake, right?

M$ can't do anything right.

This is some bullshit right here! Does Activision not want Xbox bros money? They port every COD game, why not this one?

I thought they were already getting dark souls remastered

Wtf? Did anyone have such an issue?

They all make that same stupid, smug, ugly as fuck face.
Why?
WHY?

Because the xbone is a dead console? Its not even a console war thing at this point. If you want nintendo games you get a switch, if you want weebshit you get a ps4, if you want modding and custom options you get a pc release.

There is no reason to get a halo box when halo itself is dead. Microsoft shit the bed and brand is so poison even normalfags dont want it.

which version did you play?

Crash 4 had 4-7 times longer loading times than the original trilogies. They released a platinum edition a year later which fixed the loading times and lowered them to around 10 seconds (was sometimes over a minute, depending on the level).

the xbox and gc releases are far more playable. Xbox especially has much more minimized load times. Helps that the game got another 6 months to a year for both ports.

Kys

What the fuck is this

jes sum kangz shit

Forgive me for not reading the whole thread if someone posted actual proof, but I looked in OP's link and searched for Crash Bandicoot, which only appears once and mentions nothing about future releases, only saying the new one sold well.

Crash 1 can take passwords but can also take saves.

Also, Crash 3 will take forever for a normal person to get all the relics, which is way harder than 100%ing Crash 1. The relics added to 1 and 2 in the trilogy make that point moot though. And they really made it seem like the levels in 1 were designed for time trials even though they weren't a feature in the game. All the cycles and stuff line up really well in that way where it actually sorta becomes easier if you're going really fast, like a lot of old NES games did.

Considering every Crash game has about 30 levels, I highly doubt that this one game was planned to have 50, then they scrapped 20. Yeah it was on a new console, but still.

The bigger deal is how it was planned to be open world like Twinsanity eventually was but Universal made them scrap everything and start over less than a year before release.

Huh? IIRC The first boss is a rollerball duel in a bowl, the second is a platforming challenge where you jump across platforms and dodge stuff as you go, the third is one of those stages where you run toward the screen only now you're also fighting a boss, the fourth is an airplane fight like N. Gin in Warped, and the fifth is the only one that sounds remotely like you describe, but the final boss having elements from the previous bosses makes sense.