You're alone at night reading leftist theory or masturbating to incest hentai or traps

>You're alone at night reading leftist theory or masturbating to incest hentai or traps


Stipulations

What do you do?

So it was imp of shitposting from the beginning

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he's saying the two are mutually exclusive

Simply dismantling the hegemony would just let a different hegemony to rise, and I'd much rather not live under a Chinese one. So how about we turn the great arsenal of democracy into the armed fist of the proletariat? Use all that imperial power to spread socialism like the proverbial Red Napoleon.

Disable all government weaponry (everything from guns to nukes)

The fire rises.

I sometimes shit myself in bed while sleeping.

nuke the world

Everyone will have read bookchin, and the country would be turned into a beautiful libertarian municipalist utopia

1. Nuclear holocaust after a long and rambling tirade on all major television networks covering how, basically, this is the price of abandoning Keynes in the 70s. :DDD

2. Alternatively if I'm feeling like not learning the lessons of the past (that capitalism will always betray you), I try to implement Keynes Bancor proposal in a single day by taking advantage of the hegemonic position of the USD in global finance. (Or if that fails, unhinged nuclear blackmail, and if that fails, well, 1…)

Oh, also, I want that Canadian porky who talked about inequality being great delivered to my office alongside a box of Bengal tigers.

Summon aliens.

Kill the imp.

Fucking hate imps unironically, one put me in the hospital and cost me my apartment.

I expose all the evidence three letter agencies have regarding ayylmaos. Im pretty sure most people want this, so I can do it. Cant really think of anything else that wouldnt go against the will of the people.

how did an imp put you in the hospital

spooks can be really dangerous…

Aliens were literally a Reagan meme to distract from actual weapons/spying developments though. You'll just "reveal" a bunch of the forged documents they already leaked for perception management

Posadas is that you?

I would kill all billionaires, kill all capitalist politicians, disband the intelligence agencies, permanently ban all draconian "anti terrorist" legislation and abolish the Patriot Act, permanently ban money in politics, make the communists permanently in charge of labour law and have total power over corporations and politicians/military, make it illegal for anyone to become a billionaire.

Give the people single payer healthcare, living wages, fully funded public education, cut military spending, nuke Israel/Saudi Arabia/Turkey/Zimbabwe/Kuait/United Emirates/ permanently place harsh sanctions on the EU, publicly execute Henry Kissinger/Clintons/Rothschilds/Rockerfellers/And other political criminals, billionaires/millionaires. Kill Hollywood celebrities.

Nationalize pharma/banking/defense/agriculture, go after tax evaders.

I would also fully pardon Assange/Edward Snowden,Manning and make it impossible for anyone to prosecute or harm them and give them millions for their troubles along with President medals. I would make it mandatory for the schools to teach Zizek, Marx, Lacan, Hegel, labour history.

I would ban religion from all offices in the country and force all churches to pay state and federal tax, and ban governors/senators from pushing pro religion policies. I would ensure evolution, sex education is in all schools.
I would have Cory Booker killed along with Obama.

I would also require that communists control 50% of both the Senate and House of Representatives in both the states and on the Federal level. I would set term limits on all senators and reps and ban lobbyists and political donations, making the punishment the death penalty.

I would rewrite the constitution to promote communism and punish capitalists, prevent colonialism/imperialism/right wing religious theocracy and oppressive policies.

And I would give Zizek and Chomsky both Presidential medals of Freedom.
And have Andrew Sulliven, John Oliver, Rachael Maddow, and other scum killed.
And have Kevin O Leary killed.
And have Justin Trudea, his cabinet and deputy PM killed along with Stephen Harper and his former cabinet.
Give myself hundreds of millions and have everything i've done pardoned with no chance of prosecution, and a mansion with luxury cars.
Also permanently mandate yearly killing of CEO's, politicians, rich people that harm the working class, try to implement reactionary policies.
I would also nationalize all private prisons, pardon the prisoners and fill up the prisons with bankers, executives, politicians, lobbyists, journalists, and make them do hard labour.
I would also permanently identity politics and mandate killing of SJW's.

Somebody alert /abdl/!

That would be the joke, yes

This is easy:

an imp pinned my dog to a tree and cut him open with a knife, I told him to fuck off but he told me that it wasn't my dog and private property was a spook before stabbing me in the abdomen.

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not that user but seriously don't fuck with imps

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Launch exactly 5 nukes to Russia.

Hot damn gettin me all worked up just thinking about it