Swedish Fish

yet

I knowwwwww. I wanna get dicked, but like I could just go to a bar honestly.

I don't make that much money, jeesh. Sorry. I'd chill with you but like I've got too much stuff to pay for at the moment.

Probably

It's Ojibwe for "Thanks, It's a dumb eagle" Basically

Just fucking charcoal something?

We could spit roast moogs.

Go eat or I am going to beat you.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Eeee.
And we could go fishing sometimes, and have a nice little bench overlooking it all.

After I'm done with FFXV of course.

...

I think she would enjoy it.

What?

...

Gee, wonder why.

Can I be blunt?
Don't do that thing some trans do and think that perpetually getting dicked somehow validates them as a girl.

Exactly!
swimming too, having fun by the fireplace.

don't worry, I keep that in mind.

no bad touches

Someone say cock?

thats just echo

I'm not. I'm just sick of waiting around for years on end to get some sort of sexual satisfaction.

Thanks for the concern though.

Tadaima

Define 'bad touch'

No, so that everybody got their arses covered and in the end the client has a subpar product.

getting double teamed

Who gets what end?

It's all good.

Well what makes that bad? It could be fun.

I want to see eyes staring up at me.

You'll be fine. I think the more important thing is getting over your issues that makes it hard for you to really date people so you can find someone to make you happy.

Wonderful. I can work with this.

even if the client has a subgroup to represent themselves the product is never gonna be perfect for the client.
Because the client isn't the key, there are multiple people throughout this country with various interests. because of our poldermodel no single one is gonna be satisfied. but everyone has their fair chance and share to come as close as possible.

itd be rape

What, like the going on dates part? lmao

I'd take Elma on a no sex date.

DID SOMEONE SAY BAD TOUCH?

ok i lose

Excellent.

2/3 of people enjoy gang rape.

Can I take his spot after?
I want to be done on both ends.

Pls be olive garden

you guys don't understand this hankering I have for soup and breadsticks ;~;

So Elma are we actually meeting up or are we just meming here

look what i found

If I'm honest, the system isn't perfect at all.
but it's what we gotta work with.
especially me.

It's not memeing.
You got rejected.

I would be ok with this.

Come on you smirked a little.

Well, that too but you've generally voiced the fact you just flat out can't be in relationships despite wanting to be.

I actually wouldn't mind a get together.
I could fly him out and I could drive.

I dunno cause like you are pretty rapey at the moment but like I would like to braid your beautiful hair *shrugs*

SHOOOOOOOOPED

it was kinda funny

bullllllshit

Go to Souper Salad.

why werent you honest

That would be expensive.

It was hilarious!

I could be, but I don't know how to get to that point with the whole meeting people and dating fiasco that's involved. I wish it was like in gradeschool where somebody was just like "You wanna be my gf?" and then you just go from there tbh

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I don't know what that is.

I make enough money.

if you say so

You have school to pay for.

Dunno. All relationships I've been in just happened; it was never something I or them went looking for. So I can't really be of help here.

Souper Salad is a salad bar with soups in Dallas that used to be really great in the early 00s but now it's universally known as the place to get food poisoning.

What?

here is another good one

It's fine, as long as I'm wearing a skirt, I'm a real girl.

Oooh.

As you well should.
I'll still make sure dinner's warm and delicious every day though.

Oh. I have like $4 til next Thursday so I can't really go anywhere lol

We have a buffet like that. Used to be super good, but then they changed names and ownership and now people get like super sick from eating there. Luckily we have a secondary buffet that's pretty decent.

Don't you?

Oh, sorry about that, I'm not very good at social queues

I dropped out about 3 years ago, love.
I can't go back for a while.

:3c

*cues

A queue is something completely different

It's more that they feel like sex itself means they're a girl when usually it's with the type of guys that are in the closet and specifcally want to be fucked in the ass by a "dickgirl" but they're!!!!!!! not!!!!!!!!!! gay!!!!!!!!!!!

Craigslist personals then, obvs.

There's Jason's Deli here and it's fucking delicious. It's entree salads, a salad bar, sandwiches and soups.

You ought to watch more Law and Order: SVU to avoid your rapey vibes x_x

Hmm.

I don't know if this is good or bad.

I'm sorry.

I feel like this thing with Swedish Fish will just have him flying to NH and going door to door for weeks to just find Elma and steal their personal items while living in a box under the nearest bridge.

why would having an adorable butthole be bad?

i mean everyone has seen it

oh no I didn't mean I wasn't honest before.
I just defended the criticism off our system, but I didn't say they were any faults with it yet so I wanted to make it like even.

playing music by the shining moon light

I'm sure you will.
if you fall asleep before the tv I am dragging you to bed though.

:(

He could get lucky.
He could wind up with me and we could nurse each other till we could pass off as almost 1 regular human.

So.

GarEE?

If I bumped into them on the street, I'd be able to recognize Chinese as Chinese, I'd think the Jap was white, and Korean was a Jap.

Goes to show how accustomed to Chinese facial structure I am.

I guess.

At least there would be junky cuddle buddies under the bridges *shrugs*

Sorry :(

Is this supposed to be a positive?
How?

...

For Fish. Drugs and cuddles.

Chinese.
Japanese.
Dirty knees.
Look at these.

I might forgive you.

Well I guess that is good then....

That jap doesn't look anything like Chinese. And Korean looks like a mix of the two.

That's truly living.

heh

I said I'd recognize the Chink, and that the Jap looks white to me.

What do I have to do, daddy?

all asians look the same lmao

...

Das supar rasist and u shld b abl tu pik thm a prt.

On a bed of newspapers nonetheless.

do you agree

I'd prolly pull a Jaune but it's worth trying then.

if you wake though just pretend to be asleep

I'll try to be subtle when I try to make it easier on you.

Hopefully Desu doesn't try to come rape me when it comes to that.

That's so you don't roll over on a used needle x_x

This city sucks.

G-get it? ...'cause Desu g-gets really rapey about Subtoe?... g-get it?

Desu x Swedish Fish OTP

These fries are kinda overdone.

Any plans on where you'd want to live as your permanent residence for whenever the "growing old and married, possibly kids" stage hits?

But he hates trannies.

I got it

Does he really hate trannies or just hates that he's dating one?

Somewhere without snow probably.

And lol that doesn't seem likely any time soon. I'm doomed.

That's amazingly cute so I won't object.
I really hope we don't have stairs for it though.
so you better play upstairs.

I ship this

I think the fact that you're so passive about it is why he doesn't stop.

I'm going to play in whatever room has the biggest T.V. and sickest sound system.

And if one day you come home and there's blood everywhere and that neighbor BITCH is found dead a week later?
Well.

Bitch shouldn't call my interests trash, and harass our children so much.

Tokai x Loco OTP

lol

Yes desu hates trannies.

Gotcha.

e-eh I-I'm not sure it should c-come to that

taken thankyouverymuch

Rin x everybodybutTokai OTP

It has been ordered x/////x

what

Well, maybe if she weren't such a whore she wouldn't have to take a dirt nap.

The maid outfit that my coworker bought for me

When in doubt
Gwinnett Stout

Pics

...

hot

Why?
To the second part.

But he's dating a tranny: Subtle.

THE OPINION OF THE PLEBS DO NOT CONCERN ME.
ERGO PRINCEPS SUM

b-but I want the garden to be pretty

Subtle is a decent 7/10 tranny tbh

He needs some work tho

Subtoe's FtM right?

...

W h a t

Gay

no u

MtF

Well, psh
if she's in the garden then it's just obvious who did it.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FtM!?

Well, fuck, stop misgendering her your cisgendered SLUT.

You're all pumped on SUPERIOR FEMALE HORMONES.

Subtoe, I'm playing, please don't hate me.

...

I said it's ordered, not that I have it or am wearing it, baka.

Right? I have to wash his dishes now but I'm not sure if he meant while wearing it or not lol

I dunno. Just a hunch.

What if we lived in a world where tomboys all grew dicks.

oh phew, then it's all alright really.

please comfort me, it's cold

...

I got moscato

you're an 8/10 to me fam

Don't worry, it's alright.
The cold will go fuck itself in 6 months.

Soto could you FB me some money please

Cause I gave you some that one time. Even stevens :(

8 months if you're a Canada.

Are you not satisfied enough with your 5/10

but that's six whooole mooonths...

Sounds like a mad dog 2020 flavor lol

I thought I was like a 2

It's alright I was only baited temporarily

it just tastes like mango soda. my mom got it at a gas station

tbh wear just a frilly apron when you clean his place.
It'll probably get the message across better.

Naaaah, solid 5.

how does the removing thumb trick work

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Are you saying this as a compliment or an insult?

You just feel bad for Elma since they're going to get smothered by Shamu.

No. I don't even like him like that. I just have him buy me PSLs and give me rides home after work and loan me money for rent.

I think I'm a whore.

That's kinda up to him, but considering it's more than twice as good as he thought I'd say it's the first.

Do you now..

Sigmacho x TP was really OTP.
Sad that ended and TP got dumped for a pastry retard.

Swedish is a crime against humanity.

Better than 8, lol.

Oh, okay.
So how's you?

You're wearing a maid outfit to "wash his dishes".
You gonna git sum fuck.
So yes, kind of.

My favourite OTP was Yoghurt x Why.

It's both a long time!!
but not even these 3 blankets are doing it.
what do you do when you're cold?

My favorite OTP was Rin x gun.

I kinda liked WIsh x Bard

Really good, I got that assignment submitted even though I didn't manage to do the very last question
Now I have 2.5 hrs of taekwondo to look forward to tomorrow ^^

Ugh. gross.

come onn all the chibi I watched.
where's the new one

i prefer rin x bleach

I um.
Have a heater.

GUN.
WAS.
A.
CHEATING.
WHORE.

AT LEAST CHAINSAW WAS CUTE.

lol you blood tributed a 5

what if it's broke.
like mine

Ouh, good job!

Naisu. I hope you have fun with that!

It's okay.
You're just young. And need money. YOU'RE A SINGLE MOTHER AND IT'S GOING TO RAISE YOUR KIDS.

It isn't.

Also, if you'll remember, my comforter keeps me really warm.
Actually, I usually let my room get chilly overnight because of that.

lol

Thanks
Oh yeah I played d&d for the first time with a group of friends, I was a bit apprehensive but it was really fun
I think you've play a lot?

but what iiiif

but that's just for bed.
my bed's warm too

...

I said I would didn't I.

not when swedish is wearing their skin

You're just going to ruin the maid outfit if you let him have his way in it.

Pay them first.

can't wait to make her wash my floors

Yush, yush I have.

Which edition were you guys playing?

"What if"
The only time I have to care is when I'm in bed.
Otherwise I'm dressed for how cold it is.

...

So this elma swedish thing happening?
thank goodness I will save money.

You don't even have floors.
You live with your mother.

pfft she's getting paid? i didnt see that part. nevermind

were you not rejected

5e
Our GM was pretty experienced and I'm very thankful for that, made it very easy
The hardest part was thinking up of a personality/backstory..

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Let's chill on Halloween~

*shrugs*

Nuuu

Still on the fence because I'm retarded.

Are you bribing me with shoes right now?

I'm jelly.
I'm moving to my laptop in bed cause this is just ugh.

did you watch all chibis?

now i will need to dress up

Scoot + Erin

No, that would be rather underhand of me. Even if I am a terrible.

Ouh, fun.
I've wanted to get into 5e but I don't really have people to play with.

Like, there are some threaders who want to, and I know I could get a group together, but I've never DM'd before, and I'm 2lazy to find a PDF for a campaign module.

whole bottle of moscato down the hatch and not even buzzed

Maybe you should stop dressing like a skank and complaining that it's cold, y'cuckoolander.

Yes, yes I did.
Went through it all this morning.

Hey, if you're getting paid, might as well milk it for all you can. Drain more than his wallet dry.

You can use my unicorn headband and tail~

So what does saving money have to do with it?

Ew no.

kinky

...

...

...

;3

Scoots what do I doooooooooooooooo?

my feelings!
I actually have a very very comfy sweater.
but its not working.

it was waaaay better than I expected.
the humor was amazing.

youll have to wear your tail too

I'mma bounce for a bit and do thingus.

It was alright.

Obviously. Cat maid best maid.

up to you?

baibai

glad we are on the same page

draw on whiskers with eyeliner

I'm not a big fan of furshit but that actually sounds pretty hot

I mean I'd love a UK Daddy cause cute accent and supreme taste in potential shoe-gifts, but on the other hand there could be like a tangible rape fantasy in the works in just a few months' time.

This is a tough choice :(

The unicorn tail is not a plug, fyi.

I KNOW HOW TO BE A KITTY *hiss*

lame

I got it at a savers store, jeesh.

ill try to contain my disappointment

the toughest

おやすみなさい~

待ってください

Go to bed

Oh that literally translates to good night

お久しぶりですね

pff

Is there like a percentage of chance I'll actually be getting shoes? Cause like we haven't even gone over rules and stipulations for a Daddy contract yet so I'm leaning towards the more probable outcome at this time.

会えて良かったです！

What the fuck. I asked it to translate 'Good to see you' to Jap and when you reverse it, it translates to 'It was good to meet you'

Fucking Google

alchahol~

I forgot this was a double episode.

Zzz I don't wanna start it because it's so long

can we ban that

turns out sweed was sci all along

I'm with the fail Canada.

F-Fail?

Yes, get it out of here forever

Now you've started you can't quit.

Is that a tattoo of a pikachu

seriously though dont post that again

as if the showing off own puke wasn't enough.
its just more

okie, soz

But I haven't started yet! It's still paused at 2 seconds :3

That almost makes me wanna do it.

Almost.

what

i miss my scalpels

Do not.

shush i have a lot of canvas left

Do not.

...

Cutting is the most stupid thing ever

Guess it's not too late to go do something else then!

wait, you all know that's not me right

Yes, and there's even a companion cube.

But if I don't watch it then Darwin might ask about it and I'd have to make something up!

likely story

He expects you to watch it?

that's literally erin omg

Nice try cunt wipe

This is painful to watch.

They know it's Erin. Everyone knows that image.

just gonna blog mine for shame

George stop.

fish
get cancer
and die
you fucking garbage pale
die

k

if it takes forever to heal does that mean it needs stiches?+

Flexin every day

...

Test post yours

I don't self-harm.

the one cut swede doesnt have is a fucking fake cunt gash like you know who

We were talking about the series the other week and he reminded me about the special.

He might ask me to watch with him but he has prolly already seen it, so he might just talk about the episodes or something.

Emma.

wait, a trap here has actually gone through with the surgery?

Me.

why are trannies so disgusting?

is lexi the next target

next target of?

...

serial swedish;'s rampage?

rape

sexual predator sweed

disgusting hambeast swede

fuck

stupid connection

You busy tonight?

Crooked Fish

lock her up

Mhm, I think I have quite a bit on my plate, and at least 4 episodes of stuff to catch up on with the boy. Why?

...

I wanted to start a new anime with you.

Have fun tho.

lock me up too

...

...

jesus died in vain

...

I refuse to start anything with you until we finished both seasons of Cinderella Girls :^)

I have 11 episodes total to watch, I'm so behind on everything zzz

1/2

2/2

I had hoped that was enough opportunity for a penis joke but you didn't even take it ;_;

Just watch it sometime later when you're feeling extra lazy.

...

and you say you're behind pffft

also I really dont wanna watch cinderella girls

Holy fuck can they really keep milking the cow on that Naruto thing?

arent you bi

osu on alchahol is FUN

arent you a boy?

episode 475 is the final one afaik

why

I am a moonster

I mean, I'm watching 18 airing series right now...

With 300 PTW

I'm thinking that I'll watch it after SSG finishes the 3-0

yeah I am
so

...

um...how do you keep track of the stories, mentally tho

STOP WEARING TIGHTS

they are excellent winter garments

Fairly impressive. Each episode is like half an hour yeah?

No need for making up things for Darwin then!

20m

I mean, only two of them share a similar story and I haven't even confused the two at all so I dunno.

He hates me anyways so it's k :^)

Reminds me I should probably finish s2 of mr.robot..sometime..ever..

...

Do it. Right now.

L I T

you don't feel like a zombie watching more than 3 or 4 at any time?

thats cray

...

That would take like 5 hours.

Men in tights.

...

stop this lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

the fortunate thing about this cold is that my beer is ice cold rn

I mean, the only day that more than 4 air would be Saturday and even then I can just leave some for Sunday.

I'm not seeing the problem. You'll still be awake.

That's a movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

That's still more than 100 hours worth. Pretty well done if the story still holds

:3

...

so
many
fillers

What makes you think that?
Haven't we talked only like..twice during early morning hours ?

Cat faise

You told me you're a degen who doesn't know how to go to bed

Switch to water it's past bed time.

...

passed even.
Need to stop second guessing myself.

...did I ?
When.

it was the last siiip..

but yeah okai..
ill get water and brush etc

SMOOOTHE AS ICEEEE.

One of the times you were up at like 2am EST

Off to bed, good night

Could imagine, they did it in Dragonball Z too man

Reset her router and give her some new clothes

that's like 9am for me, that's when I -should- be up.

...

night

I think she needs an oil change.

Night night.

I think you were still up from the night before.

Nini.

Sleep well Lewds.

Part of me just wonder what happens when the Trump University ends up in with him indicted.
Will it just become some reversal?

...

oh right

riin corner

How do you remember it so well ?

I need to put this song on my phone.

...

...

drunk amy~

post initial D memes

Kill yourself.

Reaper is actually Bill Clinton.

...

danke schon

I do.

That would explain the decaying & life force vampirism.

rin your drift webms are subpar

where'd you go

osu drunk is fun but it's nothing compared to osu on acid

Drifting tanks

I...um....lost consciousness.

How do you git gud at cooking

Grim, I don't save most of the good ones.

you missed out on my little breakdown

you practice and learn from cookbooks and videos my dear pettanko chan

or if you get lucky, get mentored

So what do I do to get your forgiveness?

What happened? Are you ok?

I got good at cooking by working a restaurant.

...

...

What do you need my forgiveness For again?

Okay, that last one takes skill.

Something about spitroasting.

I actually loved that movie. But you didn't answer the question.

...

c:

Because my selective memory is amazing some times.

New.

Unless you're trying to spit me I think you're ok.

iunno feel really eager to do bad things

expecially the fact that it's almost a perfect circle and it goes straight back into takeoff