Paragon is fucking dead

Hey, remember Paragon? Me neither. I had to actually go and double check that it was that retarded ASSFAGGOT game that no one cared about last year.

It's dead.

Finally, the age of awful MOBA games is over and this awful genre can finally fucking die. Unfortunately, we're now headed into the era of awful early access Battle Royale games, thanks to all the retarded chinks to bought 40 gorillion copies of PUBG.

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That robot looks like a tiny EDF Hector.

As long as they finally start focusing on UT4 now.

I tried this game when I downloaded Epic's launcher to play UT. It felt really mediocre, like there wasn't any reason to play this game(except for graphics, I liked its graphics). Also most of the woman had no tits

So many dead or almost dead MOBA shooters. I guess they had it coming.

JUST

it's as if there's such a thing as genre overload
who knew?


I can see it.

A little surprised. That means they have a huge net loss?

OP, even if you yourself had to double check if this game fucking existed, why did you bother telling us?

There's barely 100 porn images of this anywhere and I guarantee most of it, all of the animated ones at least, were made by the developers themselves. Battleborn has almost twice as much for comparison's sake.

Their shovelware game Fortnite Battle Royale is actually making them money. Just a shame, the game only had graphics going for it and nice looking ass and tits, but it deserved to die for being a piece of shit game that didn't do anything right.

This is a new interest to me,and i don't know why.

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Sure,but that doesn't change the fact i find the idea hot,it's like lewding your own daughter or something

I'd say it's more like fucking your neighbor's kid or something because I can't imagine the animators actually designed the characters. That sounds too efficient.

No don't do that.

Shrug,at the very least if they were created by the same company that made them,then the person who did design them was a-okay with it.

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Post'em!

Did i upset you? I'm sorry

The game had better and more connected artstyle with different themes and motiffs for each heroes than Battleborn, but it played fucking slow for a "MOBA", slower than Randy Bitchford and Anthony Burch's magnum anus, Battleborn.

I am somewhat surprised they would come out and admit they fucked up. Then again I cant think of a way to spin this other than a failure. All I know about the game is that it has a hot vampire girl and a lot of latex.

Second pic was the go to shill pic, it was posted so many fucking times.

Now for the abominations.

I second this

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Oh yeah I've seen that slut posted around but didn't know what game she was from. What kind of whore wears makeup like that?

I remember this

If I had any good to say about the game it would have been

I'd fuck first one

That one shill user apparently started evading image recognition filters at some point, because the image doesn't always have the same hash code.
How much do you want to bet he's going to keep spamming it despite the game no longer existing?

Sorry, forgot to spoiler. If only this game wasn't a MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS clusterfuck with very slow gameplay, now if it was Anarchy Reigns with a lot of improvement to make melee, guns, magic shit to work, I'd play it, but the gameplay is a clusterfuck.


Vampire theme bitches, those types. She reminds me of Bloodrayne or those crazy VtM mods.


Now you can't now because the game's dead :^)

Depends on if he's still getting paid

I fucking knew it. Typical.

PC port fucking when Sega?

Was that game even out? For some reason I thought that it was always in beta and only on PS4.

Never because Sega can't see past muh sanic

Her name is also a dead giveaway user.


Never ever with working multiplayer.

Oh, and funny thing. there's only 2-3 jewtube shills with constant videos of this game. If you want to see how "exciting" the gameplay is, watch this, it had every type of cancer you didn't want! loot boxes, power-up cards, slow as molasses gameplay, fucking ASSFAGGOTS gameplay in THIRD PERSON that doesn't work, combat that doesn't have any weight.

Fuck me dead and call me Shirley….a dev that actually says he is at fault to make a shitty game and isn't a kike? They didn't even try to blame [insert current meme game] like stillborn or jewbraker
Now I kinda feel bad for them because at least they aren't the usual commifags

There's still 11 months in the year left for them to piss you off.

It was a pay-to-play early access game, why they made it PAY TO PLAY is a mind-boggling.

Oh yeah. Like a play on Count Duckula.

holy shit

Oh shit, I remember this. I read up on a story from a year or two ago of how they tricked some guy who made buyable cheats for the game into hitting him with a lawsuit. I don't remember the details, but they did it by apparently hitting his video with a strike and then threw the book at him when he tried to fight the claim.

I'm referring to the Blood Countess Bathory.


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You are cynical user. I didn't expect that and got surprised…..they sure are better then the kingdom come dev that was praised as a god here and then downgraded the game for "muh reality" and made it to console too now it's still based because have said mean stuff to sjw…..at least those admit they are at fault rather then play us like a fiddle

I never care for P2P games or mobas so can't say what would work and what not

I'll have to agree with everyone else, this game looks fucking gorgeous but is slow as balls.

I still have my fingers crossed for AR on PC because tons of Platinum games have been ported to PC lately, they want all their titles to be on the platform and Sega has expressed interest in porting way more games. A few years ago I would never have thought Bayonetta and motherfucking Vanquish would get PC ports but here we are.

It's why Epic Game's Paragons is joining with Cliffy Bitch's Lawbreakers, this type of online multiplayer games should be F2P, but the gameplay fucking killed it, they don't have any clue on how to make the gameplay work.


nice digits, it's graphics is only thing going for it, gameplay is a pile of shit. And we'll see if Sega is gonna let us duke it out in PC with multiplayer for AR with no fucking Denuvo.

Waiting on those lewds

I liked it, but they kept changing shit so I gave up a year or two ago.

I hate assfaggots, I hate all top down mobas, so this was a nice change, since smite was shit.

That being said,
You won't be missed.

Wasn't it actually F2P? I vaguely remember it saying so in the FAQ.

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The actual gameplay looked dusty and dull, as though someone glued a filter to the camera. There's something about it that just gives me the impression the devs were afraid to have a game that looked "too cutesy" or "not serious enough." Look at vid related (YT embed since hooktube webms aren't 60fps) or cat character in to see what I mean: they committed so hard to the ULTRA SRS BSNS HIGH FIDELITY GRAYFIX aesthetic they literally can't have characters without adding dozens of pointless interior details to their profiles.

Like, you're making a cute catgirl. You're making a space marine with robo-arms who dual-wields triple-barreled laser pistols. This is REALLY not that difficult, but if they had made either design more cartoony it would have clashed with the rest of the cast. Can't have any of that, can we?

I must disagree with the people saying it looks good. It doubtless has a high level of graphical fidelity, and the devs are competent to have optimized the game that well, but everything about the design of the characters, the environment, and even the HUD is sterile and lifeless.

You want to know why they can get away with this shit? Look at the gameplay again. Tell me anyone's silhouttes or designs look anything near distinguishable at a first glance amidst all the chaos.
The reason why they can get away with this is that they can just slap some shitty oversized hud element telling you what the fuck you're looking at instead of bothering with actual design. You're shooting at the big bright red bars, not the green ones. Who's your target? Look at their name in the scoreboard or hud element.
It's fucking garbage and you can see it in a billion other games including Overbotch, various assfaggots and whathaveyou. This includes Smite who went from very distinctive looks for the four Global Agenda Classes, to kind of distinctive shit in Tribes Ascend(weapons had different colors and sound effects and shit, it wasn't always spot on but at least it was there) to having a billion characters look the same at a glance and then shove in as many cancerous and style breaking skins as possible.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
You realise that Paragon is being shut down so the devs can be moved to Fortnite's development team.

Good.
As for the next shit, it will last even shorter. The majority of people are already aware of the industry's greed.
Before, you had 3 or 4 main successful games, and 10 or more clones.
Now, they can make only 1 successful, with barely 5 clones, and even then. the "success" is short and the money earned soon runs out with marketing and/or damage control.

It is kind of alarming just how badly every clone fails now. Remember when GTA knockoffs could hold up well on their own or platformers could sell entire consoles? I get the feeling that people don't actually like MOBA shooters or whatever you want to call it and Overwatch just survives out of some obligation Blizzard drones have to play whatever shit their masters push out.

It really is shocking how quickly trends die now. Even with how publishers have hired tons of unnecessary people just to cut down on production time as much as humanly possible they still can only just barely squeeze out a game while the trend is still hot. Compare how quickly Overwatch clones started to flop to the Modern Military FPS trend that lasted a fucking decade.

id fuck the second and third.

Clang clang with robutt and snu-snu with the orc.

Damn, i am happy but it feel like the "least worst" moba is dying while other biggest, and way worst demons still thrive (blizzard, RIOT/tencent)

I still can't understand how ASSFAGGOTs became as popular as they did. If you play one, you've played them all. Why the hell would any sane man make the same damn game everybody else is making with no real difference except art style? Especially when you could already see relatively early adopters of the trend like HoN dying off in favor LoL and DoTA2?

Alright what's the catch, Shekelberg?

Every one I've seen at least is designed specifically around giving you winning streaks and having infinite excuses for your fuck ups. This allows even the shittiest player to feel like they're hot shit no matter how bad they actually are.

they think that people care about a companys reputation like if €A made a single bad game and didnt give peoples money back they would never buy €A games again

You must agree that it is an incredibly kind move in times when publishers piss into their customers' mouths, but these instead of being disgusted open their orifices wider.

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No? Who cares?

They probably make plenty of money on their engine, and any games they make are basically a side project to test out features on the engine.
I assume they will refund by giving players the currency to their epic game account, in the hope that some use it to become devs and bring in more shekkels. Or just so few people bought into it that it doesn't change anything.

Still better than Lawbreakers

That looks awful, though the janky way the character tiptoes around made me laugh

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Well fug, I actually liked this game. Well at the very least they admit its their fault and they are offering full refunds, unlike countless other grab-the-money-and-run developers. They did do a few things right, most prominently prove that you can have a gorgeous looking game on console at 60 fps. After Paragon showed this no one really has any excuse now not to properly optimize their shit.

I can imagine WOOBWOOBWOOB playing constantly as you backpedal.

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Did she deaded?

I never get this, mass effect did the same thing, its not clang if its just an ugly woman with latex skin.

Oh well. I don't think we were gonna get much porn out of it anyway.

You know what? If this is what kills the AAA gaming industry with all its cancer, so be it.

Copycat development practices simply do not work in the modern age. Everyone who wants to play MOBAs is already playing league or DotA. Everyone who wants to play MMOs is already playing WoW. Everyone who wants to play class-based shooters is already playing Cancerwatch. You can't get those audiences for yourselves by trying to ape the style of those games because they already play those games and don't want something else. How about instead, you try to appeal to a niche that doesn't already have 100 games made for them instead? Of course no one is going to fucking do that because AAA publishers are fucking retarded and indie devs don't have marketing budgets.

Why bother.

It wouldn't be so damaging if all those games weren't designed around keeping you stuck to them. You can't feasibly play more than one at a time if you actually want to get anywhere with their asinine progression systems.

Oh daaaaamn, them some good waifu material

This to be honest.

This how MOBAs, Battle Royal and Battle Area types of games will continue to collapse as they chase genres that dont exist and merely happened because people were bored with the Wasteland that currently is AAA

The only thing this game seems to have going for it is alright character design and graphics. If appearance was all it was banking on, it deserved to fail. Porn dump when?

Just about every one of these games are AAA though.

Maybe if Paragon played like a 3rd person shooter instead of a fucking third person moba it would actually be fun

Paragon had the same issues that Battleborn had: overly designed characters who look like they don't belong in the same universe. It's way more noticable in Paragon because of the semi-photorealistic artstyle and the fact that the game acted as a demo for the Unreal Engine 4.
From the looks of it, the gameplay could've been better without the card system. It's the same unnecessary shit that is crippling Paladins in my opinion.

You know, you would think that they would have learned from all the flopped MOBAs that its a bad idea to make a large budget multiplayer focused game when there is already a massively popular game on the market.

She probably doesn't even care that he's married. She'll probably just use her as a blood bag. Fucking whore.

There's really zero cohesion here. Maybe they focused more on the mechanics than the theming, but it's really just a generic mishmash of knights, robots, and other cliches, like the pop star/celebrity character. The large ape with armor. The elegant archer. The gothy sneaky one. The robot that looks like it came right off a graphics card box.

As awful as Overwatch is, they nailed down the aesthetic and kept it cohesive. Most of the characters not only look like they belong in the same world, but they also have a bit of the appeal of a dreamworks CGI movie. Kids like it. Autists like it because it's close enough to their awful western cartoon waifus. Weebs like it because it's close enough to their animu waifus… Then you get shit like Paragon and Stillborn and they actually have to astroturf the porn to try and get people interested.

This character would be a better female necris than what they chose for ut4

Eh, aside from ugly faces - it works for me because I also have a latex fetish. Zentai are about as close to 2D perfection as 3D girls are going to get. Strap some cam shafts, wires, and calculators to that bitch and give her a set of fenders and I'm good to go.

Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of crossover between the Latex/Zentai and Prosthetic limb fetishes.

No ladyboys please

JUST

Into the trash it goes.

I don't understand

That's the only thing I remember about this game. I wish more games would have actually fun gunslinger characters.

No, the faces definitely need fixed or covered up. I didn't mean to imply that ugly faces were ok - just that the concept of latex covered robot girls were fine by me since I'm not full clang.

i like the furbait and orc tbh

It's not an orc, it's a nigress shaman woman

Yo keep that porn coming,it's the only good thing we have from this game

suspicious

Nigger, are you high or blind?

This. They'd rather shut down everything else they do and focus on the thing that is currently for some fucking reason popular in the public eye and is printing money. They shit on the original Fortnite game mode to push this junk. Hell, even Hi-Rez did it to Paladins when they shit all over everything in anticipation of Paladins Battle Royale.

Speaking of MOBAs, does anyine play Fractured Space? It's dying and I wish I had people to play it with. I fucking love it and it makes me sad.

taking some fucking game mode from a game and calling it a genre is not how it works, its not how it ever worked, its never going to sell, these things work because they are based on specific situations taking off becoming popular
theres no fucking market for it, there arent "moba" or "battle royale" people, they dont exist

is there Capture the Flag genre of games?
NO
its NEVER GOING TO SELL

There's a running robotic/futuristic theme apparent in all the characters. Only ones that stand out are Roadhog and Junkrat, but that's because they're from Mad Max 'Straya land. Paragon's character designs are all over the place and almost look like they've come from different games, like those Chinese LoL clones that use random anime characters.

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/

is Gigantic still alive?

Microsoft won't let a failure die that quickly. Gotta bleed it out kosher style.

It's not like it's the first time they've done it.

She was a robot? I thought she was just in a suit or something.

Man, that game had such neat character designs and an honestly interesting level-up system. It's a shame Win10 and M$store exclusivity killed it.

Overwatch is guilty of the same shit that you criticised Paragon of doing, just because all the characters have a few LED lights and metal crap slapped onto them doesn't mean they're futuristic or robotic.

Overwatch's mixed bag of 'diverse' heroes isn't on the level of Paragon's mix of generic sci-fi shit, random concept art, and korean mmo elves. They're both a hodgepodge of wacky cliches, but I still think that Overwatch still looks like there's some internal consistency.

wait, you can have an early access game on console?
did early access ever actually mean anything or was it always just a ruse?

DON'T FORGET TO """""""REFUND""""""" YOUR GAME

Refreshing.
Wish the fucks that made MNC did the same

Shameful.

Hi Melia.

Rip in 3D

SLUT

Perfect

There goes my Rockem Sockem Robot simulator. Too bad melee really fucking sucked in that game.

Now, if they started off by making Dawngate…

No.

What? I honestly don't even remember this name even.

Nah, you can just wash off baking soda.

shame she was in a shitty moba knockoff. if she was in a good game id probably main her.

PUBG, Lol and Dota are doing great. It is their competition fails. Thing is with such modern games you need only one. One game takes all the time. Player has no time left to play other games. Competition is uber hard now. All players go to the winner.

That's pretty good,wonder if her model floats around somewhere for use.

I always hated how all MOBAs have no artistic cohesion.

Since they took all the devs from UT4 to make that shitty miba, maybe now UT4 will actually be developed again

Bloodrayne spiritual successor when?

DOTA does from the look of it. But aside from that, it's entirely about muh largest audience. Want a fairy waifu? Put a fairy in. Like robots? Put one in. Who cares about consistency if that one character will bait some retards into playing right?

You pieces of shit the genre is called CRAPCUNTS

Even if I actually though Mark was actively censoring shit you would still make it worth it for your sperging.

It's a SMITE clone that's slower than SMITE, DOTA and Battleborn combined, if it was what you described it, it wouldn't be dead with players complaining it's clunky and slow, and stop spreading this forced meme.

I wish first person shooter guys were witty, but I think it's just a low IQ genre

No OP. The MOBA genre will die if both dota and league of faggots dies. And that will never happen

What are you talking about? No it's not. League is still the most played game in the world, and Dota is still popular as hell too.

Are you trying to suggest that we had an era of everyone making MOBAs? Because we haven't. The MOBA "fad" and BR are totally separate things. BR is replacing the fucking decade of survival crafting games we had, not MOBAs.

They are the ultimate cancer.

I pose this question to anyone who plays assfaggots.
Are they truly fun games? Are they worth your time?
I admit I'm biased as fuck because the most I've gotten was two weeks before hanging up Dota 2 and the entire genre but the whole thing seems like just an excuse to get mad and yell at 12 year olds and jerk around your rank and skins.

Of my friends who play it, they consistently just fucking rage at the game. I don't know why they play, but I convinced one of them to uninstall and he's yet to break and reinstall.

as someone who has sinked around 4k hours in dota2. it's not really worth it, the game is just the same shit over and over again, you need to learn all the small little details about all the 100+ heroes and their item and skill combos to be somewhat competent theory wise and even if you're actually got at the game. moba's are the kind of games that require your whole team to pull their own weights. so the other team doesn't really need to be incredibly good to win, just average, and if you get some shitty player in your team your chances of winning go down by a lot.

Patches break or make heroes and you have to deal with people perma-picking the OP hero of the month whose counters got nerfed or removed because balance is done by reddit.

I wouldn't recommend the game to anyone, it takes hundreds of hours to "master" and after that you're still playing lottery, praying the rest of your team isn't shit because if it is you will waste around 30min-1hr just get frustrated.


this is around half of the games. I started playing the game when it wasn't that bad gameplay wise and player wise, now there isn't really any good reason to tell someone to go ahead and play it, the effort you will put into the game will never be rewarded and you will keep playing just to feel all the hours you invested learning the game weren't a waste of time, just play something else.

BR is replacing ARMA tacticool shooters that never became big (because their developers are spergs who mistake clunky interface, clunky mission rules and no fun with "realism") but there were sleeping demand for "real shooter".

MOBAs are unhealthy with "Sunk-Cost Fallacy". Other games if match is not fun you can leave or match is very short jsut wait 1-2 minutes to teh end then leave. In MOBAs player may stuck as living punching bag in lost match for a long long time. Though such constant stress is what hooks players to play. In this again such masochism is not healthy.

Is the Overwatch clones genre dead?

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It was never alive to begin with.

talking about CRAPCUNTS why did quake champions become one? why can't they just do quake 3 arena with muh 4k graphix?

Not as many lootbox possibilities thee and moving faster than a light jog is too much for Bethesda developers.