Webm thread v3.23.1933

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This was posted on the Castlevania anime thread. I thought the music was pretty good, so here it is again.

do you have that kemono and friends op but with retarded pepes ?

no

yo whats the source on your 3rd webm?

ok than if anyone has it please post it

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Fucking casuals.

thank you m8

Fine Game Bitches.

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Not 100% sure how people go for this stuff, seems like ERP tier.

That second one is pretty primo,shame there's no sound

I'm not surprised.

Well, some "people" are into ERP too so…

Non webm, because mobile

This has got to be bait.

Looks fine to me,how about you show me what you consider decent porn animation?

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No, enjoy your "quality" porn.

lol

You have a nice day then.

Did someone just complain about low quality porn?!

LOL

I didn't choose the filename, I just have it on hand for VIDEOGAMES and other complaints.

Why do japs have an obsession with fat women?

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You don't know what fat is.

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That's pretty good.

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Sorry but I don't discuss weight with americans, I've found your idea of obesity is warped.

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Sorry bud but you're a retard if you think that anime girl is fat. That body type has generally been desired for decades; a little bit of softness while retaining an attractive hourglass shape. Fat would be when the hourglass shape starts to become unnoticeable.

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previous webm thread archive.is/qjMve

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Can anyone give me a hand putting this in webm form? I downloaded it but it's ~60 mb, and even when crunching the bitrate and resolution down, it's about ~22 mb after

youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs

try vp9 and two-pass encoding

The original already has terrible quality so you can't do anything about it, just lower the bitrate and resolution more.

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Godamnit, Momijiiiiiiiii.

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What music is it from the 3rd webm?

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This has to be the most pointless thing.
Especialy since a board archive already exists

He's been doing it for weeks now, too.

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For what purpose

I guess he just likes to archive things unnecessarily.

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well regardless of why he's doing it he's only the second most retarded poster iTT after OP

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Don't forget the Overwatch guy.

don't jinx it man

That's until webm autist makes his return.

boy do i miss bullying that guy.

I made it 4 seconds into the first one.

Thats an instant -5 if you can't disable that shit.

Stop immortalizing idiots, they probably do that shit on purpose for this reason. Their own personal, Reddit tier fanclub. Put me in the screenshot and chronicle my entire post history, just for fun ha ha.

polite question: where is it?

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Source?

would it help if you knew it's been dead for quite some time now?
archive.is/1Yt6n

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eh it's alright

They lost in court and Thiel is literally bidding on Gawker.

unfortunately what you posted is the cancer spreading to another channel, Hex still has a job

Sargon uploaded a new video.

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Hello, m'fellow kekistanti.
Kill yourself.

what the fuck kind of mic is that

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Why give such a filename to something you saved to fap to?

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good bye gay earth

personalizing filenames makes it easier to remember them and their contents

it wasn't funny last thread and it sure isn't now

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E2M1?

Tell me again why soccer refs don't use instant replay for calls?

They have GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY.

would take away from the entertainment value, thats like saying why arent there cops at hockey games.

lel

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Do you live under a rock or something?

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Half-swording
When there is a heavy armor enemy and the only shit you have is a sword.

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its called half-swording
Hit with the pommel
First search on google

Jesus christ, are Europeans retarded?

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*breaks your ninja sword with claymore*

Yes

Do you think swords are razor sharp or that holding it with gauntlets or leather would shred your hands?
Have you ever held a sword faggot, the pommel is the crux and center of the sword and it works fine as a blunt object.

*nukes an entire nation*
*claps*
Jesus christ, are Europeans retarded?

What is retarded about beating someone to death with the blunt end of your sword when you can't pierce their armor?

lol no. That's about as effective as filtering. Tell them to fuck off but don't act like a faggot in doing so.

I think it is you that is retarded

Fuck off.

Just admit you're a retard and move on faggot

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Hold thy bilious tongue, KNAVE

What's the point of coming here if I can't bully the autistic?

nothing like buying a $750,000 car and putting a bunch of flashing lights from the dollar store under/on/in it

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Make me faggot

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It's amazing how he does every single thing wrong.

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go away, shill

First half? Don't know, hear it in every youtube poop and gmod video.
Second half? Koyaanisqatsi

You could have learned something today, but instead you decided to continue to be ignorant.

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Looks like your method doesn't work after all.

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Works fine. if you ask me. He used to make at least a dozen webms a day.

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inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded"

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The joke was that I told you to fuck off and you didn't.

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It's not a very good joke if you have to explain it

remade

A man of taste I see.

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To be fair.
The guy he was fighting wasn't using heavy armor

I don't think it's my fault it went over your head

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I had a feeling this was a masquerade and is actually trash. Lemme guess - its popular because of the moeshit and presents themes of growing up and understanding the world around you and since it saw those violent webm im guess its to have a deeper effect when the innocent loli suffers.

that would imply it was funny enough to go anywhere

Believe it or not, most swords aren't sharp at all, and the pommel can be basically used as a mace of sorts.

___I got nothin__

Are you talking about made in abyss? No it's just a good adventure anime, I'm not fond of moeshit either and it's enjoyable

Nah. Riko gets over it quite fast actually and continues forward. And there really isn't a theme of growing up so far. It's more about the interesting world and the trio's adventure.

You're probably not wrong. Most anime is creatively bankrupt. It's often just a series of tropes at this point.

you never did

Personally I found it boring, but to each their own

Then again I found Devilman Crybaby not that good either so maybe I'm just hard to please

DELETE THIS

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Fair, different tastes for different people, I personally wouldn't watch konasuba but I assume you have and enjoyed it

Where's the second webm from? the music is really nice.

I give a 7 out of 10, slightly above average

The trash art turned me off Devilman, also netflix. At this point the only thing that can grab me is art style.

I don't know whether it's worse that you enjoy eating shit or he enjoys drinking loli piss. The only acceptable anime to like is none.

Have some autism, on the house.

You are kinda like people on Linus Tech Tips twitter today. You have no fucking idea what is happening but you already have strong opinion on it. Next time you will do is call someone with 3 children a virgin.

so was shaggy possessed?

I just think the story falls apart past episode 8, you think it's setting up some huge final conclusion/redemption ark etc but then it just shits the bed and pulls an Evangelion

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short trash

He was tired of being afraid of shit so he goes to see a doctor to help him with it but doctor makes it so Shaggy whenever he hears the word Bad he basically loses all his survival instincts and becomes unafraid of anything

Devilman is the story of apocalypse, how the fugg did you expect it to end?

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OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

wat

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Fuck, meant for

It's still unfulfilling and lackluster as an ending which drags the series down as a whole

Your new is showing.

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I'm sorry.

Frog mutant a shit.

-8 a shit.

This is autism.

Tsuyu best girl.

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A SHIT!!!!!

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GosT - Behemoth

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Is it that that is actually female? Because I only realized until half way.
Die shill.

There is no joke. That's the joke

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I see your subtle cancer and shilling and raise you a furry college video

It's probably shilling but the most obvious interpretation is basically that arcade in the diner scene from Back to The Future 2 where being proficient in an old medium is considered boring and dumb to modern youth who would prefer more simplistic and immediately gratifying entertainment.

heh

Here's the scene I'm talking about.

Who is the retard who even decided ot to be a diffunctional dog?

It's cause the controller looks like a dog face.

Imagine those kids getting some pizza behind the scenes of hollyjew.

They are the pizza.

That was his point.

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Ouch

Thanks a lot.

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Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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Kid in the red shirt is Elijah Wood

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I'd be pissing my pants too but if your life is at stake why flail around if the trigger happy guy already told you not too?>>14236878

What kind of show is this?

Kinda sad there's not an uncensored version of that

a french one

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That could have been hot if it wasn't so fucked up

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I was waiting for the ambulance to suddenly blow up or something, fuck.
That ending though, jesus christ japan.

great plan

Shame they became a tranny and a junkie and lost their damn mind

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The loli gets strapped to a sex machine later in the manga and there are numerous panels that show off the shota's erection under his pants. The writer is most likely going to get thrown in jail for CP just like the Ruroni Kenshin writer.

8archive has been kill for some time and their last update on twitter was from march 2017

That's what happens when you let the yakuza run your porn industry

I don't think a lot of western people cook anymore. Maybe it's because of lacking enough time inbetween jobs to cook.
Still, cooking is an invaluable skill.

Pepe?

It's because the west is too busy indoctrinating their children into letting mutilated men into women's restrooms to teach them valuable skills.

I don't find any of these statements to be wrong or undesirable, go away

If this is a girl then it's the ugliest and fattest white girl i ve seen in a while

halfchan /trash/ did

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Someone is gonna be a good little SJW when they grow up.

oh fuck off.

A great series forever dead.
Maybe one day it will be reborn.

Soon

Heartsnatcher is an old french book based on a paranormal investigator.
Recent show based on it (or at least just the name).
I remember another clip where some guy kills himself or someone else in an odd way, then it cuts to a police chief saying "The commissioner just told me the new circumference of my asshole if we don't solve this. FUCK ETHICS! I WANT RESULTS!!"
I'm guessing there's no ongoing story or if there is it only has hints in each episode.
Fuck french animation is good. How did their animation stayed uncucked? Not just in content I mean in quality as well.

Legacy of kain was really something, but strangely i do not wish for it to be rebooted, at least not in video game form.

Sadly, I do feel the same way. It would be highly unlikely whoever would resurrect it would do it justice. Especially after Nosgoth.
I want to believe though.

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What the fuck is this?
sage this garbage at least

now that some sleek fur

there's a reason people used to make clothes out of them.

I get it but i aint laughin

Why don't you add some good webms then?

Well, here's something that caters to your tastes.

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Please do not fuck otters.

There's a person here for every thing in the universe that's possibly fuckable,you can't win.

What a shitty quality hoax. No school, business or government institute in the world introduces itself as "your" whatever on an answering machine.

do it. fuck the otter.

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wow no one is surprised

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hey, fuckboy, you went to far with the joke

Faggot, that shit is just low quality. I hate it when it looks like knock off disney shit.

eh, at least its OC a-am I right?

You're not that good at it,eh?

playing at sub-60 frames delays control inputs the worse the framerate gets
the framerate in the webbum is the one I was recording at because OBS halves performance of grafix heavy gaymen

lel whatever

to restore my honor at least somewhat

Man, that would be so much better if it didn't have "I want to fuck that." in big fucking letters. You don't need to explain the image. If you don't get it, you don't need to get it.

It's all about the sick bants, who cares if they suck at the game.

Was that a fucking highlander reference in the first webm? Shame the game got cancelled because it hit too close to home for the bugmen.

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Please tell me this is just your first playthrough.

That seems entertaining, too bad the niggers make it unwatchable.

Only made it 30 seconds in and all I heard was some faggot mumbling along with the tetris song.
That's the type of attitude that lets let's players continue to shit everything up.

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I just don't see the fun.

Skip to 2:45.
You have plenty of options if you want to see high-level Tetris play. LPs are supposed to be entertaining or informative (as in the Trespasser one). High-end play is optional.

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That's because fun is subjective

did the unlocking of the scarab torso not tip you off lad?

I've had times where I've made it to the penultimate area and forgotten to get the headpiece of the rhino suit or such, so I can't say it did. Either way, I'm just glad somebody else is playing the game.

quite beautiful

It's got everything, it's beautiful. You get a special one for this.

I just stumbled upon a review that bashed it when I realized: wait a minute I recognize those complaints
so I gave it a plunder and its literally dank soles in THE FUTURE
a fuckton of severed limbs later Im still enjoying the game fascinatingly enough

We ought to meme it to trigger Appletards on Twitter

come on, seriously? this is as far from reality as possible, he's cannon fodder for niggers. that iShit wouldn't last a week if he goes around showing it in public, they're going to give him a noogie and steal it from him.

might as well put on a "Please rob me, im white and weak" sign on his back.

did you just assume her gender?
The ad is clearly marketed towards deluded hipsters who think they're living in some multicultural haven where crime statistics are made up by le ebil nazis

You're fitting in sweetie!

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It's good but it kind of misses the point of the meme my dude

It's very rare I have to take a moment to compose myself so I don't gag after seeing a gross video. Congrats.

i can kinda figure whats gonna happen. good thing i realized earlier and closed it.

just to confirm here, the baby expels something gross in the guys face, correct?

It's just baby throw up, not even the worst bodily fluid a child can expel.

Just watch the video.

These fucking threads are the same shit of reposted webms over and over again. Why is this cancer still allowed? I'm not even complaining about the non-vidya aspect, but at least have a shred of new content fuck.

hell no, i'll pass on that.

Make some OC then faggot. I have, and I haven't even seen it be reposted.

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I did post new content,

Because Mark doesn't want to scare away the cuckchanners that frequent these threads.

If by OC you mean ripped youtube videos or readily available music with a cover picture slapped on it to make it a .webm then fuck you that aint OC.

Nothing wrong with music until we get fucking .flac, .mp3, or .ogg support, which is never. And I don't really care for these thread anyway, but if you're gonna bitch about no OC then you need to make yourself not part of the problem.

This is the shit I'm talking about. OC? You just fucking downloaded a youtube video and made it fit the 16mb limit. That is not OC you did not make any OC. Who the fuck would consider ripped videos OC?

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Damn shame that game got cancelled.

I don't understand why, in those Blend S edits, they always leave the "service" part in and add the edited part after, instead of just changing it. It fucking ruins the flow because music and video are designed for 6 character introductions or whatever the fuck to call it not 7. Not to mention the "service" is boring because it does not contain cute anime girls. So many potentially fun edits ruined because of that.

heres some OC for you faggot: the oldest webms i have thats the joke

it only shows up when you get a new part for me, you can also disable it completely

You fags run through these threads like I run through a box of twinkies

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No you fucking faggots, that's mordhau, half swording is holding the center of the sword to guide the end tip of the sword into the enemy's weakpoint/force a more powerful stab.

I want to fucking kill retarded apes like you so much.

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Goddamn, how do you fuck up that bad? Hilarious, nevertheless.

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It's been common knowledge since at least 2005 that TG is completely outmoded and irrelevant, but holy fuck, what a bunch of spastic dipshits.
Goose was right. He wasn't just memeing. Burn it all down.

I saw some fat woman jumping in the river in Ljubljana three years ago.

What did you use to make this?

ahhh blyad)))))

Anyone get the bump with the second webm as the background music? I forgot to grab it before the last one 404'd

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nothing, I didn't even edit it. Just dropped it into adobe media encoder. All I did was to remove those black bars and cut the intro+outro.

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Why is the RS2 soundtrack so fucking shit in comparison to RO2 or even RS1

ill show you peak

that's not autism, that's just cancer

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Speedrunning.

I had always thought that milky holmes was sacred.
Nothing is sacred.

It was never sacred to begin with.

Milky holmes is the greatest masterpiece of our times.

Somebody outclassed me. I really should learn how to render my shit properly.

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Isn't that the fucker who cheated and faked a shitload of his runs?

is shit

Goose? He put up an obviously fake video back in his teenage angst years because some of his PB runs were beat pretty soon after he beat them.

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I'm still anxious about what effect Ready Player One is going to have, given that it's going to be most normalfags' first experience with the "blatant self insertion into fantasy world" genre.

VRMMO style game is a wetdream for me. It's why I like SAO even though it's not a super good anime. (it's why I like most Anime that play with anything close to the idea like Log Horizon, Overworld).

I too am woried about what it's going to do for normies….it could however spur a zietgiest to make it a reality though.

Nothing that isn't already happening.
If anything, we'll see an increase of "I'm too good for my generation" kind of comments under 80's music on youtube.
Maybe vinyl sales are going to go up, too.

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UPGRADES

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I hope I'm not too late but you really want to get all the coins from the furnace bots and the thing it gets you, because the game stops you from backtracking for a bit after the third boss, and you'll want the coin reward for the area after that. The last one is pretty soon after coming back from the place these videos are from. If you want me to be a bit more direct, wear the suit you get from getting all the coins while doing the second half of the DLC area to get unique dialogue and a better version of the boss' weapon and an (((achievement))).

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when you say second half of the DLC, do you mean the before or after the helicopter crash site?
because I already removed the seargent with extreme prejudice

After, when the ops guy says he needs time to decode the black box it means you have to progress a certain amount in the main story, in this case after the resolve biolabs and the third boss on your revisit to the main factory, before he tells you via your drone that it's done.

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aight, well I alread got all the (((coins))) so might as well get it while Im at it

Good shit

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well I got the suit and holy fuck an entire set of armor with ZERO energy requirements, totaly not overpowered at all

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There's also the suit bonus that gives you ridiculous poise as long as you aren't hit by a launcher.

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Didn't that faggot decide not to release it because of "personal issues"

Robo Souls?

quite litschurally

It's the same devs who did Lords of the Fallen, which you might fondly remember as, "Buggy Actual Artificial Difficulty Dark Souls Cash in"

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Wait, for American standards, it might be.

It all makes sense now. The guy in charge of the PLA has a fetish for women in uniform. What devious little chink.

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cept this time they managed to not fuck it up