I lived through the '90s - All of it is overrated

Listen, I know you kids of today hate the SJW shit that's being pumped out by indie devs and the such. I know you're not fond of stuff like Life is Strange (which is the title I just finished), but to be honest as shit the story telling blew me the fuck away. Sure, there might be gay characters, female Tumblrtards and the such (but stuff like that goes as far back as Persona 2).

I grew up in an era that was limited as all hell, video games were NOT what they are today - and the internet was non-existent. We didn't have massive, immersive worlds full of inspiration and storytelling, a soundtrack that wasn't 16-bit, and we sure as shit didn't have the graphics we do today. Hell, video games were FUCKING significantly more expensive too back during the Saturn era; and the minute games go back up to ~$70 a pop, I'm out.
Sure, the game isn't perfect (or good, by today's standards) and gets corny as shit at plenty of times. But hear me out, just this once, respect it for what it is: a game. The fact that games look like this - whether they're shit or not - is a testament to the fact that we're living in an era capable of these kinds of achievements. If this game were released twenty years ago, every fucking magazine would be praising it as a technical marvel. And to those of us who are old as fuck, it certainly is.

Do I recommend you all spend your money on it? No, absolutely not. I only played it because my niece bought it for me to have someone to talk about it with. She's a lesbian herself, keeps it on the DL, doesn't make it the focus of her life (actually voted for Trump and still supports him). However, the fact that there's a game she can relate to, catered to her, specifically, is fucking incredible. Back before the internet such a feat was impossible, and it goes to show that the freemarket always fits every niche there possibly is.

Shut up grandpa

If you're an oldfag then you should be well acquainted with this mp4

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ELL OH ELL.

This is what millennial shits actually believe.

If you're an oldfag, you'd know Reddit is now exactly like 4/v/ in 2008, and 4/v/ was never good


1985, actually.

In retrospect, it was way different than anything I've played in a long while. It was new, and that's a whole lot better than playing the same thing over and over again.

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give me (You)s while you can!

that problem is on your end faggot.

take it you slut

(you)

You must not play many Telltale games. Which was a good move on your part.

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nice

Checked.

I literally only play War Thunder with some old friends of mine from college.

Games and the gaming industry are fucking cancer.

job well done, but have you checked these dubs?

Instead of "game industry", say "toy industry"
Instead of "games journalist", say "paid blogger"

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gee

I realize no one involved with this is the next John Carmack. I'm not saying this is the game to end all games.
The devs behind it make no difference to me since their opinions don't hold any weight on my end. In the end, I looked at it for what it was: a game.


From a story-based perspective, I should have said, sorry.

I want dubs

Saturn games today, or at least the ones worth a shit, can command well over that USED, some of them can cost about a hundred just for the fucking cd, hell, a fucking racing game can got for a thousand easy, if not more.

70 bucks doesn't seem like such a big deal.

that gif needs music

Not to you, maybe. Technology as a whole has come down in price substantially since just a decade ago. I sincerely don't understand these kids advocating for socialism when a free(er) market is doing miracles.

Keep trying you hot sack of wet shit.


>hey fellow kids, isn't globalism and progressivism awesome? Just look at how many megapixels your phone has! (((Ignore the 13 year old girls wearing booty shorts because their role models on 1080p 60Hz TV do))) Just look at those GRAPHICS!

If you weren't a stupid motherfucker you would know that quality storytelling has existed for hundreds of fucking years, and the fact that you are probably impressed by shit like Rick and Morty and this Stranger Things meme show only proves that you have yet to read advanced literature. I hope your niece is brainwashed by the same kikes you support and destroys her life before your very eyes with "Experimentation" that "Just wasn't feasible 20 years ago." Maybe if she starts taking hormone pills, grows a beard, and hates you just for being male you would stop and reconsider your bullshit.

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I would look on a game with this premise with interest

This shit is as pathetic as people calling people shitting on SJWs far right. Unless their game literally promotes communism it's not "far left" it's just progressive shit.

Both are garbage. Television hasn't been quality since the original X-Files ended. Netflix imploding is the best thing to happen in a LONG time and I hope that on-demand dies too. It's allowed trash to build up so high, none of us no longer know what the sun looks like.

It needs GOOD music!

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progressive shit is far left you dumb dogfucker. What do you think they are "progressing" towards?

If I had to pick the two, I'd take communism over progressivism, for the simple reason that East Europe is tough as iron, even while economically devastated, while the west is soft and filled with faggots, ready to be devoured.

forgot to sage, nooooooo

But the PV it came from has a good song!???

Now I know who you remind me so much of

Again

That's pretty far left still

I rather a bullet.

It's this generation's "emo" craze. Like everything else, it'll die out. Eventually, it'll become "boring" and "cliche" enough for kids to turn to something else. I personally believe the resurrection of a love for everything retro is on the horizon.

shit bait have some goat instead

that won't make you tough user, that just makes you dead, unless you meant the bullet is for your local (((commisar)))

It's more common than you think
That's because they survived communism

Marxism is everywhere today if you can't see it you're blind

SCREW YOU CODEFAGGOTS MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HITTING THE SAGE BUTTON IN THE SAME THREAD.

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more like "us 90's kids, let's never bring this up again"


holy fuck its not a downvote you double nigger

whaddabout this, pal?

I was trying to stop fapping 8 times a day

Except I'm not a gaming journalist, nor do I care about what they write. They're the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I'm concerned.

Video games are a hobby, they don't warrant a "privileged" title like, "reviewer" or "journalist". call them what they are: bloggers. They were bloggers in the '90s, they're bloggers now.