Listen, I know you kids of today hate the SJW shit that's being pumped out by indie devs and the such. I know you're not fond of stuff like Life is Strange (which is the title I just finished), but to be honest as shit the story telling blew me the fuck away. Sure, there might be gay characters, female Tumblrtards and the such (but stuff like that goes as far back as Persona 2).
I grew up in an era that was limited as all hell, video games were NOT what they are today - and the internet was non-existent. We didn't have massive, immersive worlds full of inspiration and storytelling, a soundtrack that wasn't 16-bit, and we sure as shit didn't have the graphics we do today. Hell, video games were FUCKING significantly more expensive too back during the Saturn era; and the minute games go back up to ~$70 a pop, I'm out. Sure, the game isn't perfect (or good, by today's standards) and gets corny as shit at plenty of times. But hear me out, just this once, respect it for what it is: a game. The fact that games look like this - whether they're shit or not - is a testament to the fact that we're living in an era capable of these kinds of achievements. If this game were released twenty years ago, every fucking magazine would be praising it as a technical marvel. And to those of us who are old as fuck, it certainly is.
Do I recommend you all spend your money on it? No, absolutely not. I only played it because my niece bought it for me to have someone to talk about it with. She's a lesbian herself, keeps it on the DL, doesn't make it the focus of her life (actually voted for Trump and still supports him). However, the fact that there's a game she can relate to, catered to her, specifically, is fucking incredible. Back before the internet such a feat was impossible, and it goes to show that the freemarket always fits every niche there possibly is.
James Garcia
Shut up grandpa
Elijah Jackson
If you're an oldfag then you should be well acquainted with this mp4
Liam Collins
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Jackson Thomas
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Luis Watson
ELL OH ELL.
Jackson White
This is what millennial shits actually believe.
Connor Clark
If you're an oldfag, you'd know Reddit is now exactly like 4/v/ in 2008, and 4/v/ was never good
1985, actually.
Adrian Evans
In retrospect, it was way different than anything I've played in a long while. It was new, and that's a whole lot better than playing the same thing over and over again.
Daniel Allen
>>>/out/
Jack Russell
give me (You)s while you can!
Carson Butler
that problem is on your end faggot.
Gavin Rogers
take it you slut
Thomas Bell
(you)
Connor Richardson
You must not play many Telltale games. Which was a good move on your part.
Isaac Wilson
(checked) nice
Ian Morris
Checked.
Landon Ramirez
I literally only play War Thunder with some old friends of mine from college.
Henry Jackson
Games and the gaming industry are fucking cancer.
Brandon Collins
job well done, but have you checked these dubs?
David Ward
Instead of "game industry", say "toy industry" Instead of "games journalist", say "paid blogger"
Parker Williams
←チェックしました ☆👏WOW👏☆ Congratulations!
Luis Wilson
gee
Joseph Young
I realize no one involved with this is the next John Carmack. I'm not saying this is the game to end all games. The devs behind it make no difference to me since their opinions don't hold any weight on my end. In the end, I looked at it for what it was: a game.
From a story-based perspective, I should have said, sorry.
Christian Jackson
I want dubs
Henry Flores
Saturn games today, or at least the ones worth a shit, can command well over that USED, some of them can cost about a hundred just for the fucking cd, hell, a fucking racing game can got for a thousand easy, if not more.
70 bucks doesn't seem like such a big deal.
Sebastian Hill
that gif needs music
Joseph Allen
Not to you, maybe. Technology as a whole has come down in price substantially since just a decade ago. I sincerely don't understand these kids advocating for socialism when a free(er) market is doing miracles.
Josiah Torres
Keep trying you hot sack of wet shit.
>hey fellow kids, isn't globalism and progressivism awesome? Just look at how many megapixels your phone has! (((Ignore the 13 year old girls wearing booty shorts because their role models on 1080p 60Hz TV do))) Just look at those GRAPHICS!
If you weren't a stupid motherfucker you would know that quality storytelling has existed for hundreds of fucking years, and the fact that you are probably impressed by shit like Rick and Morty and this Stranger Things meme show only proves that you have yet to read advanced literature. I hope your niece is brainwashed by the same kikes you support and destroys her life before your very eyes with "Experimentation" that "Just wasn't feasible 20 years ago." Maybe if she starts taking hormone pills, grows a beard, and hates you just for being male you would stop and reconsider your bullshit.
Andrew Edwards
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Brandon Lee
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Zachary Stewart
Brah…
Benjamin Adams
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Nathaniel Cooper
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Camden Gonzalez
I would look on a game with this premise with interest
Jonathan Morris
This shit is as pathetic as people calling people shitting on SJWs far right. Unless their game literally promotes communism it's not "far left" it's just progressive shit.
Ryan Perez
Both are garbage. Television hasn't been quality since the original X-Files ended. Netflix imploding is the best thing to happen in a LONG time and I hope that on-demand dies too. It's allowed trash to build up so high, none of us no longer know what the sun looks like.
Thomas Adams
It needs GOOD music!
Aiden Thomas
VIDEOGAM GOOD FUN FUN VERY
Isaiah Baker
progressive shit is far left you dumb dogfucker. What do you think they are "progressing" towards?
Luke Carter
If I had to pick the two, I'd take communism over progressivism, for the simple reason that East Europe is tough as iron, even while economically devastated, while the west is soft and filled with faggots, ready to be devoured.
Andrew Stewart
forgot to sage, nooooooo
Dylan Green
But the PV it came from has a good song!???
Leo Rogers
Now I know who you remind me so much of
Juan Perez
Again
That's pretty far left still
I rather a bullet.
Xavier Torres
It's this generation's "emo" craze. Like everything else, it'll die out. Eventually, it'll become "boring" and "cliche" enough for kids to turn to something else. I personally believe the resurrection of a love for everything retro is on the horizon.
Nathaniel Richardson
shit bait have some goat instead
Lucas Roberts
that won't make you tough user, that just makes you dead, unless you meant the bullet is for your local (((commisar)))
Joshua Roberts
It's more common than you think That's because they survived communism
Brody Wilson
Marxism is everywhere today if you can't see it you're blind
Kayden Martin
SCREW YOU CODEFAGGOTS MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HITTING THE SAGE BUTTON IN THE SAME THREAD.
Colton Cook
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Levi Hall
more like "us 90's kids, let's never bring this up again"
holy fuck its not a downvote you double nigger
Landon Morris
whaddabout this, pal?
Nathaniel Collins
I was trying to stop fapping 8 times a day
Jonathan Bailey
Except I'm not a gaming journalist, nor do I care about what they write. They're the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I'm concerned.
Video games are a hobby, they don't warrant a "privileged" title like, "reviewer" or "journalist". call them what they are: bloggers. They were bloggers in the '90s, they're bloggers now.