Blah blah blah, this is a Commodore 64 game that Holla Forums's been playing since yesterday.
We're Vivian. Our life has gone pretty well so far, but anons keep making the most stable, life-affirming decisions possible for her. It's really kind of depressing how good you guys are to her.
I'd link to the old threads, but I had to delete all of them to make this one, so… complain to the cake kike. He got mad that we dumped him after he cheated on us. If you want to know what's happened so far, too bad, I'm not reposting anything we've done. Are you happy now, rulefags? There's only one thread like this.
Anyway, we have more social situations to get ourselves into. Let's get this started.
Connor Perry
We're on a field trip with the boy we're dating (I honestly can't remember his name), and we're getting rather cuddly. How does Vivian feel about PDA?
Oliver Morales
I seem to recall that we were planning on sucking dicks. Openly suck face.
Justin James
Just because you deleted your duplicate threads doesn't mean that you've righted your wrongs. You still need to be retroactively banned for what you did yesterday, at least 3 days minimum.
Jason Perry
Sorry user, we're too gross and autistic to get away with this. Everybody thinks we're gross for making out on a fucking school bus. You weirdo. What shall we do next?
Luis Torres
OP, did they release the continuation to the hero academy game?
Austin Fisher
Nigger, what?
Ethan Moore
social
Austin Jones
Yeah, I don't remember much from it but I am sure it ended on a cliffhanger.
And got to choose your powers and shit.
Aiden Ross
So there's this uh… radio dj? He's hosting a show and giving away prizes and shit. Is this supposed to be really exciting or something? Oh well, do we think we can win something?
I really have no idea what you're talking about, man.
Blake Anderson
Not interested, but call the show because if we get the prize, we can sell it to idiots who are interested for mad shekels.
John Gutierrez
...
Josiah Butler
/thread it is
Eli White
Madness, why no option for gouging? Don't call then.
Jason Perry
Interested, call
Jose Brooks
Clearly user is interested in selling any loot we win for shekels, so I don't know why he said not interested. Trying to come off as too cool for school, perhaps? Regardless, are we calling or not?
Jaxon Hall
It actually looks like they're busy right now. Phone kikes.
Ian Roberts
forget about it, it's not like we gave a shit about it in the first place
Robert Wright
Okay, now I'm mad, keep calling. Borrow mom's cell, call on that too.
Noah Bennett
I miss being a kid already. If this just keeps being shitty teenage girl the game then this is going to get dull. Maybe we should get some kung fu cyoa next.
Zachary Allen
Yeah, you're right, these things are gay anyway. Heads up: At any point on the map screen, we can go on a date, do something at school, find a job, or engage in "risks" that anons ALWAYS pussy out of so there's no point
Despite what being on Holla Forums may have led you to believe, you aren't a teenager forever. Sadly, we have to put up with teenage girl bullshit first. I can't imagine how horrible it must be to actually be a teenage girl.
Jack Brown
RISK
James Mitchell
Okay, let's spice things up and take a risk then.
Jordan Lopez
Oh, for fuck's sake. ALRIGHT, we're at the mall when we see this really hot dude looking at us. Will we run away like a virgin?
Jace Martin
CONTINUE
Dylan Rogers
Continue.
Ryder Nelson
Stop and beat his ass
Isaiah Robinson
He introduces himself to us. Do we drop spaghetti?
Jack Sullivan
CONTINUE
Blake Barnes
put the spaghetti back in the pockets
Nicholas Foster
I can clearly see how that will play out.
Grayson Gray
He stares at our chubby physique and barely-formed breasts. I think he's eyeraping us.
Nathaniel Davis
C O N T I N U E
Aiden White
You could have done what every other continual thread does and make archives. But no, you have to a salty bitch because the simplest rule to follow got enforced
Colton Russell
For god's sake, we consent! Now rape us!
Ethan Garcia
"Hey babe. Ur hot, wan sum fuk?"
Caleb Hall
C O N T I N U E
Parker Bennett
All the risk are stupid though, like the tattoo or selling drugs. There was no option to beat up the drug dealer, nor do we get a chance to assert ourselves as the queen of the school.
David Wood
is it gonna get saucy? should I pull out my sausage? GO ON
Brandon Nelson
Why would I follow Mark's rules when that fat jew cheated on us with our best friend? He's a slut and he deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
He's a Yuro, and he's buying an expensive dress for someone he knows and asks us to try something on. Is this something people actually do? What the fuck?
Well maybe you shouldn't have Vivian act so nice all the damn time, eh?
Zachary Collins
This, most risks we've seen so far are pretty stupid with no reason to continue. Who the fuck gets a permanent eyebrow tattoo?
PUT ON THE DRESS VIV
Gabriel Jackson
continue you cunt
Eli Parker
ABORT
Henry Stewart
Arab sheik rapist spotted, get the fuck out now.
Jason Ortiz
They're really fucking drawing this out, aren't they?
Jack Green
CONTINUE
Angel Myers
FULL STEAM AHEAD
Luke Watson
well this seems safe enough then, continue
Jose Brooks
Leave with the gown
Jonathan Richardson
Oh, we just gonna cuckqueen someone? Seems fine to me, that's a good fetish.
Aiden White
Risks are stupid, that's why they're called risks, user.
Of course he has a girlfriend. He thanks us for our assistance and leaves. Afterwards, we help out around the house and have a big dinner on Family Night. How exhilirating. We don't have daddy issues, so this isn't a problem for us. We're so well-adjusted…
Ryan Barnes
top yellow
Jace Powell
What a tweeest
Wyatt Long
Okay, so you bitched at us for pussying out of risks and then the risk pussyed out on us.
Oliver Foster
I'll be working my way from the top down, so you just need to let me know which icon.
Anyway, our "friend" from Jamaica invites us over to her place for dinner. We go, and now we're eating turtle soup. Is this an issue? I hope not, I've always wanted to eat turtle, I've heard it's quite tasty. Regardless, this is Vivian, not me.
Brandon Fisher
horrified eat all. show no fear
Juan Sullivan
HORRIFIED WE NEED TO EAT ALL THE SOUP
Chase Lewis
EAT THE SOUP
Ayden Hernandez
Horrified and stop eating, I have clearly been abducted.
Isaiah Davis
EAT ALL THE SOUP
Thomas Robinson
LIFE, HUH?
It's just some turtle, but alright, we scarf it down despite our hesitations. Then we get offered more for eating it all. What a nice mother! What's the plan now?
Jason Hall
brain
Jacob Brooks
wait fuck, I just remembered brain is just trivia IGNORE
Christian Gomez
Feel like skipping class, user?
Jackson Sanchez
what's the green one, target shooting?
Brayden Harris
skip
Connor Roberts
uninterested go to class. we need brains
Charles Roberts
Unless they are skipping to suck dick, I'm not interested.
Hudson Lee
Physical. It's for things that happen to your body and shit. I think the last one got us our period.
VIVIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Oh well, we get away with it. We're a good kid, so people are naturally inclined to look the other way. Still, are you trying to fuck Viv up?
Jaxson Watson
The educational system is Jewish brainwashing anyways, skip
Wyatt Johnson
physical
Jackson Watson
find out what green is
Kayden Price
green maybe we'll fap this time
Noah Richardson
WARNING - THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SUBJECT MATTER OF A SEXUAL NATURE. Do you wish to continue?
Liam Johnson
YES
Hudson Cruz
Do you have to ask?
Thomas Ortiz
YES
William Gutierrez
O FUCK YES
Nolan Baker
I hope your dicks aren't out, because we're just going to the pussy doctor to have our vaginas looked at.
Mason Sanders
fuck. comfortable go to exam.
Julian Hughes
Well I mean There’s a slight possibility of this leading to sex
Dylan Miller
Gotta make sure our vag is healthy and ready to make beautiful white babies.
Isaiah Gray
what the fug the doctor's gonna be a jew don't go
Ryder Long
Oh, wait. The pussy doctor is a man. Probably a jew, too. I can just imagine his hook nose hanging over us while he pokes and prods our young, nubile genitals… Is this an issue?
Alexander Foster
Go anyway.
Lucas Hernandez
OP, where can I get more games like this one? I know some of them are quite big.
Ian Long
go anyway
Camden Kelly
yes
Zachary Butler
puss out fuck this shit
Nathaniel Walker
ABORT
Henry Adams
Mom trusts him and I exist, so he can't be sterilizing white women now… can he?
Matthew Collins
He tells us about vaginas, shows us the right way to squeeze our titty, and then asks us if we want any birth control. Man, what a kike! We're not sexually active anyway… right?
Jacob Clark
get more
Levi Long
Get more info. Having children is for losers and morons.
Alexander Bell
but did he inspect the vag
Sebastian Parker
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
No to birth control. Genocide the jew, I was wrong to trust him!
Jason Davis
say no
Luke Kelly
Hell if I know. Do you mean life simulator games or something? What other ones are you aware of?
Well, it is 1986, so it's not like we're gonna find out about sex through the internet like everyone here probably did. The doctor tells us about condoms and pulling out and lunar cycles and whatnot. It's all quite informative. Also, at a family gathering, someone calls us a cheap hussy because of our makeup! Mom sticks up for us, though. I guess she's gotten over all the shit we gave her when we were a baby.
Andrew Myers
heart time
Asher Smith
Question, don't we currently have our hair directly up?
John Taylor
These text choices games. I know there is a bunch of them.
Juan Lee
man at work
Ayden King
You're going to make us do a billion Socials in a row again, aren't you? Oh well, heart it is. It looks like one of our friends is, uh… anorexic? Bulimic? I don't know the difference. Either way, what does Vivian do about it?
I don't know? Is there a meaning to this I'm not picking up?
Parker Jones
angry do nothing. we don't associate with weaklings.
Hudson Richardson
angry and do nothing
Austin Stewart
[GLASS HER]
Carter Ramirez
this, let her turn into a skeleton and die
Bentley Ross
Angrily force her to eat. Dumb bitch.
Also, I'm just thinking it's justified to be criticized for our appearance since we seem to have our hair straight up.
Aiden Morgan
Oh wait shit, duh, we did that last thread. Probably not anymore, it's been a while since that.
You sit around feeling bad about her wondering how things could have gone so wrong, and as a result you don't actually do anything and the problem continues. Gee, that sounds familiar! Anyway, what's the plan now?
Jose Williams
black man piling up shit
Nathan Smith
Social.
Gavin Murphy
let's get to work
Levi Sanchez
work
Jason Martin
Work. At this point I think it's the easiest way to get into a fight.
Dylan Baker
We find one of those "free art scholarship" things if we can draw a certain character well enough. Is this a thing that happens anymore, or was it just back in the 80's? I don't know how art scholarships work.
Lucas Evans
Don't do this. t.someone who finished graphic design
Nathan Powell
Our little psychopath would never throw matches out so I guess we're drawing
Isaac Carter
free stuff? excellent draw
Leo Ward
Art's gay anyway. Who would go to school for that? We toss it in the trash. Wow, I guess we're done with adolescence. We had a fair amount of stuff left, maybe we spent too much time on boyfriends and shit. What a shame. According to the summary, once again, we're doing rather well for ourselves. It looks like Vivian is a well-off middle-class white girl, how generic.
Nathan Baker
I’m gonna go with Mr. Hitler Dubs over here. An art scholarship sounds like one of the absolute worst things you can have on your resume. Unless you were a graphic designer, and Vivian would absolutely not be a graphic designer.
Benjamin Morgan
Really, our biggest problem is that we're too damn serious all the time. While we're being all intelligent and upstanding, we're not actually that happy as a result of it and could probably afford to cut loose a little more.
Samuel Campbell
Oh, right, and the aggressiveness. That too. That brings us to the end of our adolescence and the beginning of Vivian's life as a young woman. Perhaps now that that's over with, we can get into some real trouble. Y'know, after we wait a bit because this game is freemium.
Aiden Reyes
Seriously? If they want to choke money out of you they should make you wait a week or something.
Evan Fisher
Choice of Games is what you are looking for but they're sjws
Hudson Morales
There better be an option to become a killer for hire.
Ian Taylor
The ultimate twist. Bravo, Favaro
Julian Nguyen
I'm fairly confident that we can actually murder people in our adulthood. I distinctly remember getting into fights with some asshole before he got killed in a bar or something.
Aaron Rogers
Are all games filled with SJW rhetorics?
Matthew Campbell
Assuming the ones he's talking about are made by academics, as this game was, then yeah, probably.
Angel Young
Alright user, I'm probably gonna go to bed now, but, if a [Glass him/her] option shows up somewhere in the game, you absolutely have to take it.
Kayden Morales
don't worry user, we will glass Mark next time we see
Austin Adams
The time has come. This is it - the prime of Vivian's life. Young Adulthood. The astute will notice some new icons. Now that we're a grown woman, we can buy useless shit, get married, and have babies! No more risky behavior for us, just regular plain old life risks are ahead of us! Here's our stats. Vivian looks like she's doing good! Too good. I assume she's about 18 at this point. How will we pass the time?
Christopher Sanchez
We must get our hooks into some beta so we can be a NEET for life
Lincoln Lewis
Where would you like to meet this poor bastard?
Jason Ramirez
At school, I guess.
Brody Cook
I guess we go to college or university or something? That's the only way I can explain all these weird fucking names. Which sounds the most ripe for exploitation?
Charles Green
You gotta go for Rock, or Kip.
Joseph Scott
Benny G.
Bentley Reed
Rock is ugly and will probably cheat on us. What do you think?
Jason Brown
Too alpha
Jose Cooper
Fuck no, not another kike.
Matthew Gray
Actually, he is too alpha. He doesn't call us. Keep in mind that these activities take up time we could be using elsewhere. There are only a certain number of "turns" we have per life stage.
Xavier Torres
How did I not see this coming? seriously, last post, going to sleep now, I sware on me mum m8s
Isaac Campbell
Heart
Justin Martin
Wait, why can't we call him? Oh well, I guess women can't make the first move.
We're driving along with a friend of ours when he runs over a dog. He doesn't seem to give a shit. Do we?
Evan King
Nah
Nicholas Allen
Last time we cared for a dog he shit on our Dad's pillow. NEUTRAL, NOTHING HAPPENED
Lucas Cooper
Mutts die every day, it's no big deal.
Aiden Russell
Angry and ask him to stop the car. Vivian is a friend to all dogs, as evidenced by her past exploits in this game.
Hunter Cox
the heart
Jack Barnes
Uh, what the fuck? A literal random encounter happens to us. Vivian realizes she is living in a video games.
Oliver Adams
Uh… what do we do with this box? I got the "sexual" warning when I started this too, but I skipped it because I knew you guys would say yes.
Henry Bennett
DO IT
Austin Mitchell
I think we might about to get trafficked, you guys…
Nolan Martin
EXCUSE
Daniel Ortiz
Like we often do, we completely pussy out at the first sign of risk. What next?
Colton Reed
Work
Adam Harris
Where can I pirate it?
Isaac Morales
Like, get a job, or the yellow vocational icon?
Hunter Stewart
Yellow
Isaac Powell
TOO FUCKING BAD
Jeremiah Martin
Go to work icon, pick whichever will get us into the ring.
Dominic Diaz
Why do that when we can take out a (((loan)))?
Ryder Phillips
Part-time job’s our best option. Loans never work out, ever.
Carson Torres
A reasonable proposition, but how reasonable are you feeling right now?
Alexander Moore
Training
Nathan Anderson
Sorry! We're too inexperienced to train for a real job. Want to go back and apply for something else, or forge onward?
Jace Robinson
Viv's delivery service it is.
Easton Russell
I got the same goddamn message, so I think we should wait a little while before trying to get a job.
Dominic Williams
It's free online but you have to wait between chapters
Heart
Brandon Brooks
when do we kill mark
Jackson Wilson
Hey, Vivian's depressed again! We already got something like this as a teenager, but you know how hard it can be to shake that off. How shall we react to this onset of feels?
Michael Peterson
Depressed do nothing
Jacob Ward
Depression goes away on its own sometimes if you can deal with it? I haven't heard that information passing around in the medical circles. Interesting. Oh well, we deal with it. Vivian's tough.
Christopher Martinez
Viv is sad because she is not angry. Social, talk to normalfags and make her angry again.
Matthew Johnson
How about being asked to donate to charity instead?
Brandon James
NO
Camden Morris
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN, user! Oh well, it's time for a stat check anyway. Lookin' kinda… broke, Viv.
Connor Reyes
But when we tried to get a job we got fucked. What do?
Jose Butler
Get beta BF to bail us out?
Landon Hill
Well, I tried and I still can't get any jobs, so maybe we should become a student?
Jack Lewis
We should get knocked up so some poor faggot has to support until he kills himself
Juan Perry
School is for fags drop out
Samuel Peterson
We can't exactly drop out if we aren't enrolled, user.
Landon Garcia
Social! What happened to our Aunt's trustfund anyway?
Ian Evans
Oh so before we were just cruising around random campuses looking for dick?
Charles Baker
That was only $500, we already blew through it. Anyway, Vivian sees a crazy, blue homeless person out in the streets. If she's blue, she's probably really fucking sick or an Andorian What should we do?
I guess so. Maybe we hung around an elementary school or something.
James Myers
Some druggie, concerned ignore.
Sebastian Perry
If you were really concerned, would you ignore her?
Jack King
Ignore, unconcerned FILTHY, DUMB ANDORIAN SCUM
Leo Evans
concerned about our own safety, of course
Luke Morris
You walk away. More importantly, someone we know is talking shit about us to our friends! It's no big deal though. We know that anyone who would anonymously spread rumors about someone else is a loser with nothing better to do. What's next?
Thomas Stewart
Heary
Nathaniel Williams
*heart
Gabriel Mitchell
Go on shota patrol
Jaxson Jones
Jeez, the game's kicking things up. Vivian's walking at night when she sees a teenager mugging an old man. What does she do?
Josiah Parker
ATTACK
Brandon Gutierrez
ANGRY HELP/ATTACK
Luke Adams
Angry help
Aiden Phillips
That's uh… not really an option, but we move in to help!
Lucas Davis
HELP THE OLD MAN
Austin Long
Run up and yell "FIRE", like, what the fuck?
Benjamin Price
Call police
Ethan Gutierrez
FIRE AT WILL MEN
Camden Davis
hello bolice :DDDDDD
Jaxon Peterson
yo you panties are on fire sir
Jason Flores
He pussies out as soon as we walk up to them. That ended pretty well.
Luis Cox
get young bf
Jonathan Lopez
Have babies
Matthew Campbell
Where is the best place to find a young bf?
Dylan Torres
At a school again.
Kevin Martin
Neither school nor work.
Owen Reed
The suburbs?
Hunter Wood
Alright, we're back at school with the same list of guys as before. Which one of them sounds like a shota?
Jason Brown
We want someone who has a fucking job, not some loser studying liberal arts
Connor Murphy
Bobby.
Jaxon Cruz
bobby
Christopher White
Bobby is an insecure, brash, aggressive young man who seems to spend a lot of time at the library. We hang out around him and notice him reading Nintendo Power, then we pounce. The shota is ours.
Leo Parker
fam
Zachary Turner
...
Levi Watson
Your father has lost his job lately and it's making him depressed. He doesn't understand video games, so he just mopes around the house all day. Will we say anything?
Jack Price
Sad talk
Carson Carter
What do you want to say to him?
Blake Gomez
We love our daddy
Elijah Garcia
He needs a job or our family is fucked
Ian Murphy
You're a loser daddy, but I still love you
Jose Hughes
He cries. What an emotional faggot.
Elijah Wilson
social?
Chase Jenkins
We meet some "apolitical" artists at a party. What do we think of them?
Charles Rivera
BORED, CRITICIZE
Chase Nguyen
We hate fenceshitters, probably communists
James Collins
this>>14210227
Elijah Lopez
You're so rude, user.
Owen Evans
Time to marry Bobby I think
Thomas Cruz
Fenceshitters aren't human, they don't deserve manners
Thomas Roberts
...
Jason Hall
Sorry, we have to be going steady with Bobby before we can marry him. I guess we're casually dating him?
Christopher Bennett
You're calling viv a casual?
Liam Anderson
Go steady and marry him
Jack Scott
Bobby's not into us that much. Maybe we need to go on dates with him more. Regardless, some minor bullshit happens to us. Whoopee.
Joshua Martin
heart
Samuel Peterson
Then lets go on a date with Bobby and force him to go steady
Hudson Hall
Well, I guess we're going on a date instead. Or… not. Okay. Bobby seems to be going out to lunch with a girl at work an awful lot. How do we feel about it?
Oliver Morales
HELL NO
Kevin Diaz
He a good boy trust him
Jace James
Murder the slut
Levi Thomas
Good job, you're acting like the bossy girlfriend who gets pissy at a guy's female friends. Oh well, it's just a minor freakout, we're still dating. What's next?
Jaxson Miller
Go on a date. How are our stats ?
John Lee
Continue our attempts at tricking bobby into becoming our good little beta provider
Julian Williams
After Mark, we need to be bossy
Ethan Hughes
We're fucking broke. Sorry. While we're hanging out with Bobby, he mentions that he's wondered what it's like to be married. Does Vivian get all flustered?
Wyatt Harris
Illya?
Anthony Ramirez
WE'VE GOT HIM NOW BOYS TALK ABOUT IT
Brody Lee
We gotta talk about it
Logan Allen
The game is just fucking taunting us at this point, jesus christ.
William Roberts
Can you?
Josiah Williams
No, we still have to be going steady.
John Ortiz
Then lets go steady
Jayden Brown
Drop him.
Cooper Bell
I guess he really was "just thinking" about it. What now? We're really broke, guys, and we haven't gone that far down the map.
Brayden Hall
Goddangit bobby. Guess we need to find a job stocking shelves or something until we reel this faggot in.
Blake Lewis
Do a social
David Harris
Can we get a job?
Evan Price
You just want to try the delivery service?
Gabriel Baker
Might as well.
Chase Ross
Sure, let's go with that.
Ryder Evans
Fuck it let's go
Levi Bennett
NOPE, SORRY, NO CAN DO, NEED MORE EXPERIENCE
Aiden Rivera
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacob Jenkins
Fine, dumb labor. We'll work that chub off.
Blake Bennett
Might as well become a whore at this point
Jordan Walker
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
mah nigga
Sebastian Parker
How the fuck do you get experience if you can't get a job?
Lucas Nguyen
WE HAVE THE EXPERIENCE BUT THERE ARE NO JOBS
Isaac Rogers
you know, I've been asking this myself and other people for a while
Andrew Phillips
S-social then
Luke Harris
It's just like real life
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Jack King
Some retard from high school calls us with a hare-brained scheme and asks for a loan. I say he's a retard because we have like, $15 to our name right now. But what do we do?
Oliver Morales
Pitifully ask
Grayson Brown
anger refuse to give him the money
Anthony Mitchell
He's going to raise and sell chinchillas… from his basement. Will we give him the money we don't have?
Wyatt Jones
Yes
Connor Thomas
No
Thomas Cook
Loan him our 15$ at 500% interest.
Christopher James
Well shit, what could possibly go wrong then? fuck off
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Can she even drive?
Charles Lewis
I don't know how we get $500, but we give it to him, and somehow he actually makes the money back PLUS extra! On the downside, Dad never found a job. He started drinking heavily after that and then had an accident while he was drunk driving. He died in the hospital shortly afterwards. RIP Dad. Anyway, what now?
Jordan Thomas
I'm sure she's good at OutRun, does that count?
Adrian Thomas
Try for job again?
Carson Hughes
fuck mom
Tyler Kelly
Oh fuck now we really need bobby's betabux
Cooper Thompson
This is getting depressing fast
Jayden Mitchell
NO JOBS Let's take a look at our stats in the meantime. You're looking kinda sad, Vivian.
Jack Ramirez
At least we still have our chinchillas
Blake Jenkins
I've been gone since last night. What did I miss? Who's Bobby?
Aaron Cook
F
Jacob Bailey
Let's go full kike
Charles Martin
F Time for Bobby to man up
I just wanted to play an autism simulator
Anthony Rogers
Bobby is our shota boyfriend, read the thread.
Nathaniel Price
Might as well go on a date or something.
Jack Richardson
Social maybe.
Adrian Cooper
Bobby's going to be our new provider since the cake kike cucked us at prom
Eli Martin
So when do the murders start
Isaiah Russell
Right when Bobby cheats on us
Kevin Bailey
Bobby has a dog. I think it… bites us a lot? This is some really odd writing. Anyway, how much of a bitch are we going to be to him about his dog?
Jace King
1
Aaron Clark
Fucking asshole dogs in this game
Benjamin Cox
Play it cool, we can't jeopardize this relationship
Julian Stewart
Never, if we keep wasting turns going on dates and job hunting.
What? You're not going to poison the dog? Jeez, fine. Because you say nothing, the dog keeps biting you or whatever.
Charles Cooper
Wew, does he wear pants with a lot of chains too?
Aaron Wood
social
Jeremiah Phillips
Family.
Jason Thomas
The boy ain't right, but he's our only hope
John Brooks
Alright, I'll browse over what I missed.
Owen Smith
Hey Vivian, wanna go to a strip club with male dancers?
Noah Lopez
Stay home
Jackson Moore
HE
Owen Hernandez
We don't like having fun, so we tell them we're not interested.
William Cruz
how about no
Mason Rodriguez
Why we would we want to watch sweaty guys dance when we could be playing vidya?
Gavin Scott
DATE BOBBY
Gavin Clark
Another date?
Thomas Parker
Your frustration is delicious.
Chase Perez
Bobby eats like a fucking pig. Will we tell him to get his shit in order, or be a good girlfriend and stay quiet?
Mason White
We just want his betabux, leave him alone
Brayden Jenkins
CAN'T GENTLE
Ian Richardson
Be gentle and tell him he's a disgusting motherfucker.
Logan Smith
Yeah, we're crazy about Bobby, sure… Anyway, what now?
Austin Thomas
Bobby must love us by now go steady
Connor Green
GO STEADY OR DATE IF YOU CANNOT
Leo Morales
Sorry, Bobby doesn't want to go steady. BUT HE DOES WANT TO FUCK
Isaiah Flores
My grandfather used to make turtle soup, bled them out fresh, hanging in the basement. Good times. It's great if you know what you're doing.
Ryan Thompson
Condoms
Camden Price
This nigger better go get a condom.
Ethan Lewis
STAY PURE FUCKER! SAY NO HOLY SHIT NOT MY VIVIAN
Joseph Diaz
...
Luis Bennett
Do anal.
Michael Jackson
...
Oliver Sanders
Was your grandfather a jew or muslim, by any chance?
WOW We fucking went to sleep while he went to get condoms! What the FUCK is this bullshit!? AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MARK SENDS US A LETTER SAYING HE'S THINKING ABOUT US PISS OFF, KIKE
Eli Price
We wanted to marry this fucker, so eventually she would be fucking him anyway.
Anthony Gomez
Just tell him to pull out but then hold him in
Landon Brown
Kill Mark
Austin Parker
YES! VIVIAN REMAINS PURE!
No, we will drycuck him like the beta male he is
Carter Torres
Family
Asher Fisher
We're coming for you cake man
Zachary Clark
Heart
Isaiah Thompson
That was enough to make my skin crawl
Hunter Robinson
Does Vivian feel… baby fever?
John Perez
YES
Carter Perry
Happy mother
Colton Cooper
BABY FEVER Happy, thinking about becoming an ara ara
Easton Baker
HAPPY MOTHER
Brody Barnes
Why am I not surprised?
Ethan Reyes
Nah, German. How else do you expect to make turtle soup? You catch them and make it fresh. I bet you've never cleaned a fish.
Jace Gutierrez
job
John Turner
Heart
Adam Ramirez
We need a job to do the job icon, user.
A friend of ours calls us up. Her life is in fucking shambles. Do we feel like helping her out?
Anthony Diaz
Sympathetic, talk to her
Jaxon Evans
Might as well.
Jacob Morris
Fuck it's not like we're doing much better
Luis Garcia
don't give that bitch any money though
Brayden Morgan
Uh oh, it sounds like she got BLACKED What will her family think? What do we think?
Zachary Mitchell
Have the fucking baby.
Joseph Price
There are two options that say that, user.
Matthew Miller
Give the kid up for adoption.
Joshua Ramirez
Oh well keep it and have it.
Michael Butler
ABORT
Julian Adams
What is this bullshit, game? She asked us for help and we gave her advice and we're controlling for it? Alright, whatever.
Carson Diaz
Hey Bobby
Leo Nelson
stop playing the game
Andrew Nguyen
I cannot parse this command.
Anthony Clark
Maybe a job will work now?
Austin Jones
Try and go steady again.
Xavier Richardson
Date Bobby
Jason Bennett
Hurry up and get bobby into bed, our clock is ticking and viv wants white babies
Robert Bell
The writer is a salty guy.
David Allen
No jobs, sorry.
Sorry, Bobby just isn't ready for that kind of commitment.
Carson Murphy
Yeah, don't let the game play you. It's some fucking psychologist that acts as narrator.
Lincoln Carter
RISK
Nolan Sullivan
I think we had better find some greater genetic stock for Viv's children. Do social.
Daniel Cooper
Date Bobby
No more of that stupid shit with no payoff
Nolan Thomas
We can't do those anymore, we're not a teenager anymore.
What a coincidence, we happen to find someone just like that at a party! Man, Vivian gets invited to a lot of parties.
Lincoln Brown
Some scenarios were good. Some were just trash.
John Smith
Go for it.
Ryan Young
Flirt walk over
Isaac James
ok budy
Jackson Reed
Did women quotas not exist in the 80s or something?
IGNORE
Christopher Morales
We come over, and then his date just fucking leaves. Wow. Alright. What do we say to him?
Dominic Reed
Have his baby and then we'll make bobby raise it
Eli Peterson
Small talk.
Brody Diaz
Bring it up
Adrian Cox
Wow, Vivian, that's just gross. As it turns out, he used to have a crush on us, too. What a coincidence! I guess we better leave now…
Gavin Martinez
Slip the number.
Christian Walker
Number
James Torres
You had your chance Bobby SLIP THE NUMBER
Anthony Turner
He gets our number… and that's that?
Michael Parker
Start working at a steel mill.
David Nelson
Heart
David Ross
bobby
Dominic Harris
Now we wait and look for work
Jaxon Stewart
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE INDECISIVE BOBBY
Matthew Morris
Well, I interpreted that as "look for a full time job", and I wound up here with no way to back out of it. Any of these look appealing?
Logan Harris
WE TRIED 3 FUCKING TIMES, BUT I GUESS WE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGHN FOR HIM
Jason Wright
Oh wait, factory worker's right there. D'oh.
Colton Bailey
(((Lawyer)))
Jeremiah Allen
CAN YOU FLY BOBBY?
Luis Jones
Oh, wait, sorry, still no jobs. OH WELL
Evan White
Go steady one last time.
Charles Torres
Social, we will never get a job
Landon Ross
Heart
Matthew Scott
Date Bobby women can't have jobs
James James
Nope, no dice.
Well, that's a shame, because we're paying for a nice dinner. How much do we tip?
Josiah Watson
Bobby is a trashbag mallninja. The crush is the better option.
Christopher Nguyen
Go full kike
Colton Mitchell
Separate checks
Charles Foster
dont tip, opportunistic
Noah Sanders
American dining (paying) culture is weird
Charles Ward
No one else offers to pay.
Connor Baker
keep mumsies
Jordan Hughes
HOLD
Carter Gonzalez
keep the shekels
Jonathan James
We wind up paying for our own meal. Nice dodge. But woah, shit, we're done already?! Alright, let's see how we did…
Jose Jenkins
We need to be making babies. No way in hell do i want to be a barren old woman
Michael Lewis
Like before, we're healthy, smart, and socially adjusted. The problem is that we're broke, alone, and depressed. Sound familiar?
Logan Howard
Go steady with Bobby or get a new boy toy
Henry Cruz
We're also kind of an angry, jumpy bitch. Here, the game openly taunts us and tells us to look for another job, as if we hadn't wasted enough time trying already. But this is the end of our young adulthood. It could've gone better.
Lucas Kelly
Perfect.
Jose Lopez
Perfect representation
Jace Morgan
Well, getting out of school really fucked Vivian up, didn't it? The real world's rough, but we still have time to get our shit together and adjust our life's course. However, that'll have to wait, because I need to go and shower now. I'm really surprised at how quickly that stage passed by, I thought we still had turns left.
Robert Bennett
Our eggs are drying up, we gotta get hitched quick before we become a bitter feminist.
Gavin Thompson
Hwat were the stats at?
Adam Collins
I dunno, we'll have to find out after this short commercial break.
Jaxson Walker
...
Evan Hernandez
Right, time for Timer.
Ethan Diaz
Wot?
Lincoln Evans
0w0 what's this
Gabriel Cruz
wew
Liam Morales
...
Gavin Edwards
How exactly does one play that nearly long as one's time in NV? I can understand some autism, but it doesn't even have a workshop. Do they just sit there, staring, at sprites idling, like some sort of fishtank? Even the completionist time is around 20 hours. Maybe a learning disability?
Hunter Cook
Alright, the springtime of our youth has wilted and the summer of our lives has begun. Here's the stats you asked for. All of the icons are the same as they were during young adulthood, so you should know how this works by now. Try not to fuck things up unless you fuck it up a lot.
Nicholas Taylor
Go out with bobby
Luis Collins
Date Bobby
Ethan Barnes
Go steady or look for work
Sebastian Kelly
Hmm, it looks like Bobby's been having lunch with some blonde little number.
Angel Howard
SKEL
Colton Smith
Kill them both
Henry Turner
brain
Chase Jenkins
Get a job.
Brody Johnson
We're challenged to a contest of physicality! Will we accept it?
Ayden Nguyen
COMPED ACCEPT
Owen Young
Competitive accept, does he take us for a fucking casual?
Nicholas Harris
He beats our asses and makes us look like a casual bitch. Should've gone outside more.
Charles White
BRAIN
Dominic Edwards
brain
Luis Davis
Our friends really think that our Doritos Stew is delicious. Maybe we could jazz it up a little with something?
Julian Campbell
Get creative, make mtn dew dipping sauce
Levi Edwards
Creative fiddling
Charles Roberts
But what kind of fiddling?
Kayden Carter
Shitload of cheese
Colton Cooper
More onion.
Liam Bell
IT'S DELICIOUS! One of our friends tells us that we should sell the recipe to McDonalds to make some big bucks! What do you think?
Tyler Allen
...
Jayden Collins
Offer it
Tyler Morgan
Fuck those kikes it's ours
Nicholas Adams
We are too strapped for cash man
Angel Jackson
Sell it baby
Michael Powell
HOLY SHIT THEY BOUGHT IT FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS! I better check our stats to make sure we get to keep it… vivian wtf r you doin
Sebastian Price
Bobby will come through for us, we just have to wait
Dominic Rodriguez
Bobby's a deadbeat, find someone new.
Easton Rogers
I'm going to use this opportunity to take a quick detour to the Shopping section. That cool with you guys?
Eli Peterson
That's our viv
Jose Richardson
Fuck Bobby, crush at best.
Cooper Miller
Yes! Spend before Vivian blows it all on random gaming shit.
Adam Wright
Sure, buy some stuff.
Ayden Morgan
Buy a car
David Reed
...
Julian Robinson
What would you like to buy from this fabulous white man?
Xavier Campbell
Automobile
Elijah Diaz
Car so we can fuck off outta here
Lincoln Perez
...
Asher Wright
Toys and a house with a basement
Alexander Perry
Used car.
Henry Perez
3
Cameron Jenkins
LATE MOD
Alexander Hernandez
Luxurious Prestige Car
It's annoying how "house" wasn't an option.
Justin Morales
You fucking queers.
Ayden Cruz
Sensible, but how are we paying for it?
Jose Rodriguez
CASH
Jackson Jenkins
Cash
Jayden Ross
Cold hard cash, of course.
Logan King
CASH, fuck usury.
Elijah Barnes
Congrats, you're the proud owner of a used car. Need anything else?
Landon Ortiz
Yes
Ethan Jenkins
Try to marry Bobby and if he won't dumb him
Chase Bennett
What?
Xavier Nelson
Tried about six times, Bobby isn't interested.
Jeremiah Phillips
Stuff for the fam
Cooper Morales
Computer
Charles Barnes
Toys, need vidya
Christopher Torres
Sorry, you can't buy toys unless you have children! Why else would you be buying toys, anyway?
Ryder Kelly
Get a new BF
Daniel Johnson
Spoken like a true tchotchke rube.
Hunter Lee
GET STEADY WE ARE RICH NOW
Angel Ramirez
Fucking cunt how are we supposed to entertain ourselves? Let's give bobby one more chance then cut him off if he fucks up again
Sebastian Richardson
We come to our senses and realize that Bobby isn't ready for commitment, so we dump him.
Ian Rodriguez
Let's go find a chad
Adrian Jones
Work, again.
Ian Thomas
Where shall we find this Chad?
Joseph Morales
WORKING MAN
Andrew White
Other, where chads lurk
Thomas Howard
This is turning into Holla Forums now.
Owen Clark
I think you misunderstand.
I don't see any Chads here, but does anyone else strike your fancy?
Angel Perry
Andrew
Aaron Clark
JIM
Tyler Ortiz
Jimmy boy sounds reasonable. He can help dispose of the bodies later.
Charles Brown
Don
Austin Myers
Date Josh and upgrade your relationship to the Next level.
Brody Morris
Andrew's not much of a catch, if you ask me, but he doesn't say no, so we start dating. What now?
Matthew Morris
Louis, we'll be able to fuck whoever we want while he watches
David Parker
Get work
Dominic Brown
Part or full time?
Jose Moore
part time
Anthony Adams
delivery with our new car
Kayden Roberts
Make your pick.
Parker Gray
Ain't no car delivery jobs. We're going through this money rather quickly, aren't we?
Matthew Jenkins
Social. Who forgot to tell Vivian about piracy?
Jaxson Thomas
I imagine piracy was a little harder in the 80's than it is today. Oh look, political activism. Is Vivian going to get involved with her local community?
Luke Scott
Not interested/Stay Home and Play VideogamesDo Something Important
Easton Lewis
If it doesn't interfere with vidya then who cares?
Andrew Hill
I wonder if Vivian even knows how to drive.
We don't have kids to fuck around in the yard, so it doesnt really matter does it?
Brody Howard
We don't go outside often enough for the trash to be a problem. It's whatever. Naturally, this comes back to bite us in the ass later.
Daniel Bell
Get preged
Jackson Campbell
Dating, in an attempt to get
Jeremiah Perez
You have to be going steady/married for that, user. All you guys want to do is get a job and pump out kids. Don't you have any imagination?
Landon Mitchell
We go out on a date and our boyfriend never shows up.
Juan Allen
Go steady
Alexander Carter
We're a woman, what do you expect?
Jack Perry
Jesus
Camden Roberts
Despite standing us up, he accepts! Oh god, finally, we have a REAL boyfriend! What ever are we to do now?
Lucas Butler
Heart
William Walker
make babby
Josiah Evans
...
Liam Myers
Angry piece of mind fucking femishit
Matthew Brown
Calm, talk with the friend.
Leo Scott
YOU BITCH
Charles Martinez
Tell me how you really feel, user.
Eli Morales
FURIOUS
Josiah Rivera
Only angry
David Sanders
...
Anthony Rivera
I am the angriest women who ever lived.
Camden Gutierrez
Throw her out a window
Jaxon Cook
ATTACK
Jaxson Price
...
Elijah Reed
She said all of that while Andrew was right there? What a bitch!
Jeremiah Murphy
Marry this fucking stud
Lucas Hernandez
Marry that boy
Isaac King
Are you serious, user?
Lincoln Peterson
Yes
Logan Brown
He's the one
Noah Hall
How much are we going to make him shell out for a ring?
Asher Cox
Heirloom
Connor Cox
Well we still have our hymen
Samuel Jones
Yeah, that'll work… do we want to talk to his family about the engagement?
Brayden Campbell
Sure
Jaxon James
I guess
Adrian Cruz
Do it.
Julian Long
...
Hunter Foster
hint hint
Angel Price
Bullshit. Whatever, let's drop hints, we can't propose
Tyler Diaz
...
Michael Murphy
H-heart
James Bennett
NIGGER I WANT BABIES AND MY CLOCK IS TICKING
Ethan Reed
user! You got us caught in a fucking chain letter. Jesus christ.
Owen Watson
Fuck we have to do it, I don't think we have any protection dogs
Hunter Fisher
We score some free tickets to a play? That's… alright, I guess.
Michael Scott
Date
Dylan Gutierrez
Our boyfriend wants us to have dinner with his brother. Uh… this could be awkward.
Xavier Gray
Go for it, let's see what happens.
Juan Bailey
YES kiss Andrew in front of him!
Oliver Torres
Wait did we date a mike?
Isaac Foster
Kill Jester.
Brody Edwards
Andrew, like a fucking beta, gets jealous of his shy younger brother. Are we gonna make fun of him for it?
Anthony Butler
INTER
Michael Williams
Shy away
Xavier Perez
Tell Andrew to fuck off.
Carter Kelly
Andrew pouts like a baby bitch. What's his damage? Anyway, what's the plan now?
Ayden Phillips
Cuck andrew with his brother
Isaac Howard
Heart?
Dylan Young
Work, again.
Kevin Butler
We've got a problem, but we aren't sure if we should reach out to Mom for help. What do you think?
Elijah James
Cynical, own.
Jeremiah Barnes
That's not very consistent, but… okay.
Cooper Evans
MARRY
Jordan Fisher
This shit again?
Robert Moore
WORK
Daniel Reed
HEIR
Logan Jones
Discount ring is fine..
Carter Nguyen
Same as last time
Carter Gomez
Sorry, they don't actually have any heirlooms. Oops.
Landon Cruz
Monay.
Zachary Bell
Fuck no wonder he got nervous
Jacob Perez
What about it?
Angel King
Buy a house?
Noah Fisher
Take out a (((loan))) for a $10,000 ring
Elijah Bailey
What kind of house did you have in mind?
You know he's the one who would buy the ring, right?
Hudson Gray
COndo.
John Robinson
If we buy a ring then he'll be out of excuses
Evan Gray
We buy a new condo! Congratulations!
Luke Reyes
Marry and demand a cheap ring
Ian Barnes
Marry, ring 3
Kevin Kelly
Will we talk to the parents this time?
Ayden Myers
Of coursh
Nathan Diaz
They feel the same way they did last time. Will we drop some more hints, or let him bring it up?
Levi Ward
More hints
Luis Hall
Andrew has FINALLY gotten the message and asks us to marry him!
Grayson Nguyen
YES YES YES BABIES
Bentley Myers
yes
Owen Cruz
Finally. Yes.
Jace Sullivan
...
Isaac Williams
WE'RE ENGAGED! Took long enough. Anyway, when did we pick up $60k of debt? We should probably pay that shit off, but we seem to have blown through most of that McDonald's money. Maybe we'll get lucky in another scenario?
Bentley Green
Social
Adrian Rogers
For some reason, us and Andrew go on a couple's vacation with Mark and his new girlfriend. To be honest, she seems like an alcoholic.
Oliver Perry
Unconcerned chat with mark
Brandon Butler
Let Mark get fucked
Gabriel Young
Sorry, can't do that.
It's his problem, right? Unfortunately, we're still stuck with them during the vacation. Should we say fuck it and go home early?
Juan White
Nah
Christopher Reed
No matter how bad things get, at least we can always tell ourselves that we aren't Mark.
Hunter Wright
Go for a nice walk, and maybe the problem will resolve itself by the time we get back
Noah Perry
Baby time
Ryder Morris
Marry
Hunter Baker
Are you sure about this?
Liam Watson
Yes we have a house, a car and have never worked a single day in our lives
Julian Rogers
Well, there was that time we had a babysitting job. Regardless, what kind of wedding do you want?
Ryan Anderson
Small, we're drowning in debt and mark is our only friend
Ryan Lewis
Reasonable, but what about the honeymoon?
Nolan Hill
Simple lots of bareback babymaking sex
Ryan Jones
Nice and romantic
Jason Stewart
2
Hunter Roberts
Go jerk off, user. Where do we want to settle down?
Aiden Perry
Country
William Allen
Andrew leaves us alone at the altar
Brody Thomas
...
Samuel Richardson
...
Asher Hill
Does that mean we can make kids or not?
James Young
I'M NUUUUCLEAAARRR
Joseph Hall
We're not married, so no.
Grayson Campbell
C-c-call Bobby
Austin Wood
...
Aiden Wright
Did Andrew ditch us or are we still steady? Are we going to die alone anons?
Jordan Nguyen
Oh shit, he dumped us! And we're still in debt!
Hunter Sullivan
DATE
Jordan Scott
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I didn't want a Holla Forums simulator
Eli Torres
This is almost as sad as Holla Forums's actual dating life.
Landon Young
Maybe we should try getting a job
Ian White
...
Adrian Cook
other place At least we invented the MacCheesyDorito
Parker Hill
Alright, which of these eligible bachelors catches your eye?
Landon Martinez
Larry
Tyler Garcia
Larry's really only got one thing going for him: he's hot. Still, we manage to go on a couple dates with him.
Julian Ward
Heart
Justin Phillips
Keep dating
Alexander Lopez
Vivian's nervous about constantly being cheated on and left alone in the world. Does she deal with the stress by eating her problems away?
Nathan Reed
NO away with you fat!
Nolan Roberts
Time to get swole I guess
Nolan Scott
Vivian's chubby not a whale, snack responsibly
Ethan Phillips
We don't actually have the ability to chill the fuck out, so we manage to get nothing done. Oh well.
Carson Richardson
DATE
Christopher Powell
Projecting any, user? Larry's cooking dinner for us at his place one night, when his fucking cat gets into all the food and fucks it all up. Fantastic. Should we tell Larry?
Andrew Reed
Say something to Larry.
Joseph Cox
eat the cat
Charles Long
We need a new bread soon
Parker Adams
I think Xanax came out in the 80s, that'll chill her out.
Matthew Adams
We don't eat the cat but we do eat its hair.
Noah Young
If we lose larry we're going to have to get accustomed to cat saliva anyways
Gavin White
Heart.
Angel King
Well, great. Since we don't have any kids of our own, we're borrowing someone else's for this scenario. Will you tell a child that the dude in a superhero costume isn't actually a superhero and is, in fact, merely a paid actor?
Jack Scott
Calm, make up a story.
Christopher Hall
Calm truth, break the conditioning
Connor Roberts
user, please. Vivian is not a calm woman. Fortunately, we're just able to let the kid keep living in his fantasy world. Fucking capeshit.
Henry Powell
heart
Kayden Smith
This time, Vivian meets an old friend. She's gone through a divorce and actually came out better for it. We, on the other hand… well, you know. Vivian can't help but compare her life to her friend's a little bit. Will we do anything?
Daniel Wilson
You should ignrore, making my ime to make Vivian.
Ayden Martin
CON USUAL
Angel Fisher
Get mad and make some changes
Jordan Harris
Major changes, can't hurt
Elijah Perez
I set low. Too bad because I I made everyone woman love me.
Oliver Cruz
What the fuck were you trying to say? Regardless, we're doing fine so far. No need to make any changes. Yup. Our life is exactly the way we want it to be. Speaking of which, we haven't paid of a single cent of the debt we took on for buying a house. Just a heads up.
Bentley Gray
We need a job..
John Anderson
Do we? Part or full time?
Christopher Gutierrez
Full time? We have a lot of debt
Asher Miller
Time to break it.
Gavin Reed
What kind of full time job?
Anthony Ramirez
I played with her in the sandbox long ago.
Liam Jones
A big heart matter, that they do not know. Ain't that a shame.
Kayden Torres
entrepreneur?
Chase Morales
Ain't it a kick in the head.
Henry Torres
user, you're drunk.
Holy shit, we actually got the job! I'm fucking stunned! We're an entrepreneur now!
Dominic Torres
Whoops, forgot an image.
Evan Walker
Time to tie the knot! before we get too old
Daniel Wright
LIKE A
Jonathan Howard
We aren't going steady with Larry, user.
Jordan Edwards
You are no
Joseph Thompson
Try to go steady and try a work icon
Elijah Smith
Shit's finally starting to turn around
Jordan Cook
You are not this is.I am making dinner.
Oliver Ramirez
Look at that, he actually says yes! Color me surprised. Anyway, we have to go out of town on a trip with a coworker. Will we accept it or decline the offer?
Andrew Barnes
Excitedly go. But make sure to mention no showers
Julian Hernandez
Yeah, this should be good for us! We can finally show everyone we mean business by going on this trip. For once, things work out well! Our coworker invites us to dinner to celebrate our success.
Evan Scott
Go
Nathan Watson
Naturally, he asks us if we want to fuck.
James Taylor
We are desperate virgins, I think we have no choice and must follow.
Joseph Barnes
Pass, even if we reel this chump in he'll be stuck paying alimony to someone else
Parker Ross
We wind up going back to the hotel and fucking him. He's a beta, so he feels weird about it, but it's no big deal. And with that, we're finally done with Vivian's adulthood! Let's see our results.
Isaac Cook
It's more of the usual stuff so far. We aren't depressed this time, at least!
Nicholas Richardson
RIP eggs, RIP family
Dominic Peterson
we hag now
Isaiah Rogers
We're coming up on those later years in our life - the middle ages. It's all downhill from here. I guess that means Vivian's about in her 40's? Talk about rough. You can't say we didn't try, though. I bet she blames her lack of children on the men she's dated, rather than on the fact that she's an angry harpy.
Christopher Campbell
Our last chance to get preggo and it failed.
Isaiah Anderson
That's that. Middle age awaits. And a new thread, eventually. How do you feel about your progress so far, Holla Forums? I can't say I'm surprised at how things have turned out.
Jason Young
I expected to be into drugs or knocked up.
Jaxon Harris
What on earth made you think that would happen?
Dominic Evans
We might still be able to hook up with Mark and have an autistic jew baby. Just because our eggs are rotten doesn't mean we can't use them
Christian Long
Andrew!
Juan Foster
Thought we would fuck up the teen years or some user would choose a choice that gets us enslaved.
Kevin Reyes
God, please, let us progress more than 20% of the map next time. I can't handle much more dating.
Angel Bennett
It's 700+ posts so a new thread is allowed.
Thomas Parker
I'm tired, man, I started doing this right after I woke up. It'll have to wait until tomorrow.
Daniel Miller
Stop trying to railroad us into becoming a degenerate crackwhore, fucking faggot. That's why I stopped caring about your threads after childhood.
Andrew Sullivan
The childhood where we beat the shit out of people with no hesitation and threw up in public? Sorry that I'm disappointed that Holla Forums wants to RP as a normalfag to experience all the love and affection they never had in real life. It's just quite sad to watch you guys do this.
Colton Ross
Calling her Vivian got everyone trying to either raise her like a daughter or RP as Vivian.