8chanMania XIII

WHERE TO WATCH
cytu.be/r/8chanmania

The events start in 12 minutes
Before that though, I have a grand little Exhibition match for you fine people.
ANTHONY BURCH VS PHIL BURNELL

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Here we go again. Could OP post the rooster so we actually know who will be fighting?

APPARENTLY PHIL IS A BIGGER CUCK THAN BURCH.

ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR 8CHANMANIA XIII TO COMMENCE. THE FIRST MATCH OF THE EVENING
GORDON RAMSEY vs INKLING GIRL
mmmm Calamari

GO GORDON GO

The squid is meowing.

I won't tell you who is fighting who, and I'll spoiler each one for those who like the surprise
01. GORDON RAMSAY
02. MECHA HITLER
03. RANCE
04. GRAPADURA
05. SKETCH TURNER
06. PEPSIMAN
07. BRYAN FURY
08. CARL
09. SETTLER
10. JERICHO
11. DAGOTH UR
12. HAYDEE
13. LEMEZA KOSUGI
14. MATADOR
15. LUKA
16. INKLING
17. AKATSUKI
18. MARK MANN
19. SABIN
20. BEHEADED KAMIKAZE
21. JUNPEI IORI
22. ALICE LIDDELL
23. YELLOW DEVIL
24. GIANT DAD
25. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
26. KUNG FU MAN
27. SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
28. LEON KENNEDY
29. GREEN GUNSTAR
30. PUBLIC SAFETY CHIEF SAM ARMSTRONG
31. JON TALBAIN
32. THE MYSTERY BOX

thanks m8

Yeah alright i'll watch,got nothing better to do.

INKED.COM SQUID GIRL WINS
UP NEXT IT'S GUNSTAR GREEN vs LEON KENNEDY

RAW! FUCKING RAW!

FUCKING RIGGED

This is just as frustrating to watch as actual wrestling.

this tbh

CRITICAL!

LEON FUCKS UP GUNSTAR GREEN WITH A SICK CRITICAL

UP NEXT WE HAVE TWO MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS: KUNG FU MAN vs SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

MY GOD

We know who's going to win.

NO

CRITICAL NUMBER 2! KUNGFU MAN SHOWS THE SPONGE THE TRUE MEANING OF KUNG FU

UP NEXT WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO FUCKED HIS COUSIN AGAINST A MAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK HIS SISTER

FRIED RICH vs CARL

Brutal start.

Is there some commentary yet?

It's really hard to do commentary without sounding autistic, trust me I tried with some friends.

No, and it doesn't need any.

FRIED RICE WINS!

UP NEXT A JON TALBAIN vs ALICE LIDDEL!

That fucking wolf better keep his fucking paws off my waifu

ÜBERMENSCHED

You just need a little confidence, did you record that one with your friends? I would like to hear it.

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Nah we didn't record it

Next seaon of 8chanmania Which will be in October, this one ends after 8chanmania 33 so somewhere in June we'll try commentary

Thanks for your consideration, I will try to check some wrestlers here and there to recommend on the shows.

Why not record a sample?

fucking werewolves.

UP NEXT SABIN vs YELLOW DEVIL

OP's waifu just got raped by a furry.

OP BTFO, NTR'D ON STREAM

Nice choice of fighter.

WOLFED.COM

YELLOW DEVIL ABSORBED SABIN!

UP NEXT WE HAVE PEPSI MAN VS SKETCH TURNER, WHO HAS THE BEST COMIC ABILITIES?!

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Pepsi has to win none of my guys have so far

Daily reminder that OP works for TNA now

Honestly a lot of crowd favorites are getting beaten
But there will be a shining champion that most of us can get behind later

It took 4 tries for Yuuka to win and Jesus was screwed by RNG when he lost to Wampa
Heels somehow get better RNG rolls

PEPSIMAN WINS!!!
SAM ARMSTRONG VS SETTLER

YES! PEPSI WINS! FINALLY SOMEONE GOOD!

YOU WILL PRACTICE PUBLIC SAFETY GODDAMN IT.

UP NEXT PISS BREAK MATCH AKATASUKI FROM UNDERNIGHT REBIRTH AND BRYAN FURY

56 SECONDS

FUCKING MURDERED IN UNDER A MINUTE

WELL THAT WAS FUCKING FAST, BRYAN ENDS IT WITH A CRITICAL

UP NEXT WE HAVE MECHA HITLER vs THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE JEW. MARK "CAKEJEW" MANN

THAT WAS THE FASTEST PISSBREAK EVER

That's the record to beat now

MARK JUST GOT FUCKING BURIED BY MECHA HITLER

GASSED.COM

CAKE JEW WAS TURNED INTO SOAP TODAY

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UP NEXT RANCE VS HAYDEE

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After the last match rape, and mecha-hitler might as well be the same

HAYDEE CLIMAXED AND RANCE WON!!!

PISS BREAK MATCH 2
CHRIS JERICHO VS GRAPADURA

GRAPADURA LOSES TO THE JERICHO

UP NEXT WE HAVE GIANT DAD VS DAGOTH UR

good website

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TODAY A GOD WAS BEATEN

UP NEXT WE HAVE LUKA VS A MONSTER HE DOES NOT WANT RAPING HIM. BEHEADED KAMIKAZE!!!!!

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uhh

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Junpei Iori vs Lemeza Kosugi up next

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JUNPEI KILLED HIMSELF
Shocker I know

UP NEXT MATADOR VS THE MYSTERY BOX!!!!!

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THE NAMELESS ONE FALLS
WE IN THE BIG 8 MATCH UPS
UP NEXT WE HAVE INKLING GIRL VS LEON KENNEDY

TURNS OUT HIS NAME WAS LOSER

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LEON GOT FUCKIN INK'D

UP NEXT CAN THE MOST CYNIC MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE STAND UP TO KUNG FU MAN?!

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INKED.COM

WHEN YOU MASTER KUNG FU, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR NIHILISM

UP NEXT IS JON TALBAIN vs YELLOW DEVIL!!

JON GOT ABSORBED

A BATTLE OF HEROES, PEPSIMAN VS SAFETY CHIEF SAM ARMSTRONG

THE PEPSI JUST GOT RECYCLED

PUBLIC SAFETY CHIEF SAM ARMSTRONG WINS AGAINST PEPSIMAN!

ONE HIT IS ALL IT TAKES WITH BRYAN FURY, WITHE MECHAHITLER BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIM!?

MECHA HITLER DID IT!!!!=
UP NEXT WE HAVE RANCE VS JERICHO

1488

8CHANMANIA "I HATE Holla Forums" OP BTFO

wooooow dude bugged game mechanic

THE WALLS OF JERICHO WERE…OPENED

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LEMEZA vs MATADOR UP NOW

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Has clown been downed yet?

Fuck my life

Clown is reff

Yes, and ref can get attacked.

WE ARE IN THE QUARTER FINALS GENTS

INKLING VS KUNG FU MAN

KARATE KRITICAL TO THE INKLING

UP NEXT YELLOW DEVIL VS SAM FUCKING ARMSTRONG!

CAN THE YELLOW DEVIL NOT BE STOPPED?!?!!?

MECHA HITLER VS THE TRUE GOD: RANCE

HITLER GOT RAPED

HITLER GOT RANCED

UPNEXT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vs Lemeza

(((8CHANMANIA)))

AAAAAAAAAAAAA GOT FUCKING DESTROYED

UP NEXT WE HAVE THE SEMI FINALS.

KUNG FU GUY vs YELLOW DEVIL
CAN HE STOP THE BEAST?!

FUCKING ROBBED

Rance gonna go over, GAHAHA