What you'd like to see on the Switch

Since a lot of games from the Neo Geo era are being adopted by the Switch, I'm actually rather happy. The console has been meeting my expectations pretty well so far, but I REALLY want to see more from it.

For one, I want to see all major libraries from Nintendo's history available:

With DLC and so much more connected we are than before - the limits aren't like they were before. I like what's being done, but I'm not going to let Nintendo skim by when they could be doing so much more.

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This thing is about ready to be hacked right, why ask for shit when you could emulate those Neo Geo games on a Switch if you wanted.

Gun licenses expired, won't happen.

Because I like when a company releases stuff to fit my particular tastes. I'm not into homebrew like some people.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CARDBOARD WHEEL AND FLIGHT STICK? I WANT MY NINTENDO-BRANDED CARDBOARD NOW!

Now Nintencucks want to take credit for Sega's shit.

Ha, it's funny - I'm genuinely surprised they released labo in the west, as it was catered exclusively to a japanese audience


Oh, and I want to see all the fucking Pokemon games on the switch, including the ones on the 3ds

Nobody cares what you want Nintencuck. Can't even get your titles right.

quads

Impressive.

But it IS getting a Switch port, and an incredibly shitty, cloud based one at that. Anyone who's ever played the game knows how god awful combat will be when it's handled server side. Also, OP, a port and a localization, which is what I'm sure you meant, are two extremely different things.

They should have gone with real cartridges instead of the shitty little flash sticks.

I just want Koei Tecmo to fucking put out english versions of the switch releases of Nobunaga's Ambition and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The games are already fully in English on other platforms already, yet KT is too lazy to just slap the english text in.
They don't even have to do an official western release, just patch it into the japanese version and I'll import. Like a tiny ass company like Artdink can put english text in the switch port of Neo Atlas 1469 for importers but a big company like KT can't be arsed to even make an easy buck off imports.

gaems

CH-CH-CHECKED!!!

I want to see at least the first quake or quake III ported.

I want some actual exclusives instead of porting hundreds of old games and pretending it's a fucking library. I bought a Wii U. I played every good game in its library, back when they were released. I enjoyed them and they're done. Now is the time to give us Switch games, not Wii U games or anything older than that. Not fucking tech demos sold at full price. Not ports. Not HD remakes or Deluxe versions.
NEW, EXCLUSIVE GAMES.

Nintencucks btfo

You're playing a dangerous game faggot, this is monkey's paw

My condolences.

POKEMON SNAP!

Keep buying those HD ports of HD games, user! The (((games industry))) depends on you!

Oh and I almost forgot, they need to clean the MOBILE SHIT out of their fucking eshop. I shouldn't have to google an indie game to see if it's an overpriced port from the motherfucking google play or iOS store. And how about a fucking rating system so I don't have to go to metacritic on a separate device to find out if a game is good? Can't have that because then people wouldn't accidentally buy trash when they're looking for something to play, and the ruse of the Switch having games would be seen through!


I regret the switch more. I got my money's worth from the Wii U, enjoyed it, supported nintendo when stupid normalfags abandoned them. Now I get shit on again because the retards came flocking back. Normalfags LOVE using their switch to play MK8 Deluxe, I'm sure they'll love Dong Freeze and Bayonetta 2 also. But I loved them first you absolute fucking niggers, on the system they were meant for, three years ago. What next? Are they gonna re-release Metroid Prime Trilogy plus a little DLC and claim that the "metroid prime 4" teaser was just a working title?

A mother 3 release would be pretty cool, but I hope they don't start the translation from scratch and shell it out to faggots like 8-4. I hope they just ask the fan translation team for permssion.

I predict that the Switch will have a large library of niche AA Japanese exclusives. The kind of exclusives you'd only see in Japanese handhelds like the Vita, 3DS and PSP. Also, possible revision to improve Switch's specs as a portable console.

No F-Zero no buy.

Captain Famicom needs more love.

I want A Hat in Time on the Switch.

Mario Oddessy is already on the Switch.

I want it, but 3D printed

A new Smash, cut all those fucking FE characters and add a bunch of really odd, old characters. Bring back Ice Climbers, add some more obscure NES characters, stuff like that.

Needs a good racing game too, preferably not Mario Kart. MK8D sucks if you already had MK8 on Wii U. Kind of a slap in the face to die hard nintendorks who bought a Wii U.

My hope is that with Switch making tons of Money for Nintendo, they start breaking off and exploring a lot of their old IP.

Nintendo is a really cautious and conservative company. They probably assumed Switch would just do alright, and budgeted game development around mediocre sales. My guess is that now that Switch is doing so well, we'll see them release a lot more games and take some bigger risks, doing things like bringing back games like Mach Rider, F-Zero, etc.

I want a porn game that I can jerk off to

It tanking so bad that nintendo is forced to become a third party dev.

The switch sold too well for that, it's ramping up to become a second Wii.

WARIO LAND

For what purpose? Homebrew would give you literally any old game you could want.

I can't imagine something switch owners would give less of a shit about.

New Animal Crossing + Text edit, simple musical notation, and paint Switch applets which can have documents imported into Animal Crossing and other games.

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You got the source for those?

Nintendo Labo killed it for me, i don't really want to see anything on the switch at this point

impressive, very nice

A Custom Firmware

I'd be careful about that,i've seen some people start to embrace that shit.

Embracing being a soycuck? Good, they can also start putting triple braces around their name if it applies to make them more identifiable.

You know it just occurred to me, why the fuck is the actual button for the camera on the front of that?

I'd like Prime 4 to have an optional VR mode where you use a joycon as Samus's blaster.

Where the fuck did these people come from? These manchildren never seemed to exist until about 3 years ago now they seem to be fucking everywhere. I want them out of my hobby. Out of existence preferably. They sicken me.

Is the switch region free?
If so i hope for more lewd shit like senran kagura

they have been here for quite some time now, they just grew beards and grew older. They seem to be attracted to switch like flies to a shit, which is unfortunate.

Mostly california, which fun fact, there's lots of shit in the air that is diseased and prone to fucking you up mentally.
Quite possibly the most terrifying thing about it all, you can see it actively degenerate people that move there. It's an unholy entropic place that will rot your very soul and mind.

is on switch?

it is but you have to have an account for the region, and I do not believe they allow foreign currencies so you might need to import shop vouchers if you aren't going wholly physical.

Yeah, no more region lock.

The average testosterone levels in males have fallen since the 60s to unseen lows. Low T is not a meme. Get yourself checked, if you're under 700 ng/dL, do TRT, im not joking.

Yep,there was a nintendo direct with HD RUMBLE,WITH THE TITTIES

do you mean that literally?

How tall is "20 years"?

Probably 6'0 or something

depends on how many niggers and mudslimes are around literally shitting out in the open instead of a toilet.

Well they have no choice, do they?

The only alternative to pretending that they're okay with being depicted as detestable manchildren would be to repair themselves and grow the fuck up. That will not happen.

They finally had enough testosterone to grow beards.

On top of this eat raw white onions and avoid a lot of carbs, the brain relies on nuts and meat for energy.

How fucked are you when you're 174cm and still only have a few more years to grow.

they already do.

OP is either a shill or underaged, but he is always a faggot.

Do they understand what (((this))) even means, or are they just trying to steal it because it's something the alt-right says?


If you're talking about yourself, pretty fucked. Technically I think the "Average" height of men in USA is 5'10", but remember average means right in the middle between good and bad. It's merely a passing grade, like a C.

Never go to shit hole contries them. 14yo guys look like they came out of fucking prison, and maybe they did. I rather have weak men than fucking stupid gorillas, specially of thw dumbest kind. Either extreme is bad though, but I understand soyboys are a first world problem.

It saddens me that there's an alt right but not an alt left.

From what I can tell, it's little more than passive aggressiveness. It's like what niggers did with the word 'nigga' and faggots did with the word 'queer'. They're trying to 'take it back' to 'rob it of its power', in the process of course affording it greater power than it could possibly have had otherwise.

If niggers had just stopped using the word 'nigger'/'nigga', it would have disappeared within a couple of decades. Now it's the most powerful word in the English language. People literally kill themselves over that word. Hopefully the brackets will cause some kikes to gas themselves.

The left is so insane now that there's no room for an "alt," they can't really be any further left. Ever since the concepts were invented, the left has gained more and more ground. What is right-wing now, used to be left. What is left now, used to be insane extremist left. It's because "progressive" is their aim, and we've never managed to regress the changes they make, so when they get their goals it becomes the new status quo.

I've tried the switch once and I must say those are some of the worst controllers I've ever seen, it's even worse when you play with HALF the controller so your friend can play.
Won't be long before switch emulation becomes a thing and the 2-3 exclusives it has (which are shit anyway) become playable on pc.

I feel the same way. I've gotten more than my money's worth out of the Wii U and have pretty much every worthwhile game it got apart from Splatoon and Xenoblade. Pretty much everything on the Switch that interests me is just a port of stuff I already have with a bit of extra content.

I used to be interested in playing Odyssey at some point, but I spoke to a bunch of friends who own it and the consensus I got was that you should only get it if you already have a Switch and that it's not really a system seller. There's Bayo 3, but unless Platinum seriously shake up their formula this time around I feel like I've played it already. Prime 4 might be decent I guess.

I gotta say it's really uncomfortable after a bit in tablet mode, there's just nothing there to hold. But I don't mind holding a joycon in each hand. It's the best way to play splatoon. The controller is almost entirely hidden in my man-palm though.

Maybe this is why lowtest numales love it.

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Strong men are the backbone of everything humanity has ever achieved, and strength and stupidity have nothing to do with each other. Lowtest weak men are a fucking disease with the destructive power of a biblical plague.

Oh yes I forgot that the nuclear bomb and electric light bulb were made by having a bunch of guys dead lift 400 kilos in small rooms until it spontaneously generated itself.

Perhaps the tablet really is on the back of the camera, so there was no room.

Three of those are the same exact one tho

Im not talking about science, im talking about civilization and empires. Also
I bet you don't even manage 100kg, faggot

Fatal Frame

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Not really, they're just the work force. Wars were sparked by men too weak to fight their own battles, weapons made by people who couldn't win a fair fight, and technology made by people who couldn't shut up and deal with it.
Granted both parts are needed but still man, most progress was made by weak men who used dumb as hell stronger men to do it.


Hey guess who also controls that. Seriously kings and emperors were the first to leave when shit got serious and had to always have the best protection. Something that carries over to today.
Also you can try to act like you're /fit/ but you're not fooling anyone. Just embrace the what you are man.

Idk user i hear eating raw onions can fuck you up pretty bad

The only thing left for me to do is to hire a tall woman to become a surrogate mother, then raise my son to outgrow me so he can fix my cursed bloodline.

Is science not civilization retard? also
Holy shit you fag.


Being healthy is not the same thing as winning by strength.

Well it sure as shit didn't come out of your wife's womb after jamal had his way with her.
Strong means confident and capable. Hitler was strong and he was a manlet that never once lifted.

Nigger if you think men shouldn't do any kind of strength training you are grossly uninformed. Guaranted at least 98% of your ancestors did strenuous labor at least once every day so if you think your body can adapt to not doing this think again

Weakness isn't just physical, it's also mental. The average current year numale couldn't lead an empire or even a company properly if he was forced to.
wew my PR is 3pl8


Yes it is, but it wouldn't exist without civilization to enable it. And science requires mental strength as well, the average low attention span, social media and porn addicted brainfogged depressed numale sure as hell won't invent anything anytime soon

No, it does not.


Where did I say or even fucking imply that?

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Wow, real compelling argument. Learn to link properly too, newfag.

High testosterone doesn't really help leadership positions though. Granted yeah these people would run a company into the ground, but so would someone with unusually high testosterone thanks to how greedy or self centered they tend to be.
Its a fine line and depends more on education or general wisdom than anything else. Too low and you bend to anything or get drunk with power, too high and you become an egomaniac or power hungry to the point of fucking everything up.

What doesn't have fucking soy these days.

That is simply wrong. Schwarzenegger for example juiced most of his life, so he is supernaturally high test, yet he still built an empire, became a movie star, a politician, married a Kennedy. High testosterone does not make you greedy, low test does. The only real "negative" of high test is a higher inclination for taking risks, which is arguably a good thing.

To add to that, many incredibly successful Silicon Valley execs are said to do TRT, and its quite obvious, like Musk or Bezos for example.

It's not just a meme, soy really does mess with you pretty bad. There's an article on some mens fitness website about a guy who had symptoms way worse than mine, including growing breasts. It sucks because I really liked those bars and shakes too.

Thats one dude, but I'm not a historian so I'll take your point there. Honestly I'm going off personal experience with almost every high test guy I've seen being either a total cunt with bits of good guy in them, or just generally pretty stupid.
Most extreme example was of a guy in high school who was basically roided out just naturally. Once punched this like 4ft tall asian girl for coughing water on him, not even turning around for it, just instant reaction. Though he mellowed down after he lost a 'fight' to this fat quiet kid (Aka, picked up and dropped on his skull)


Maybe thats the secret, low first, then TRT.


Still don't buy this. Eat tofu regularly and I have normal testosterone levels, like 800 something.

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Buy a blender faggot.

There is something I noticed about really strong built above average IQ guys at the gym is that they are really magnanimous, the testosterone in them pushes them to want to give you tip, prevent injuries or give you a spot, the feminine bodybuilder type who try to look strong but are weak tend to look like cunts, ie. they would feed everyone else soy milk if they could to monopolize all the gains.

Power makes you uncaring but that has nothing to do with testosterone.

You know,as dumb as the cardboard is,i wouldn't mind a shooter,even if something as kiddy as splatoon with a gun peripheral.

If you were hightest (and smart) the whole time, you'd be successful from an early age instead of maybe successful by the time you're middle-aged.

There's soy in the protein powders I use after workouts and I have noticed no change in my mood or mentality when I start/stop using them for an extended period.
Alcohol on the other hand turns me into a little bitch.

Guess its because I avoid gyms, not gonna waste my money to lift heavy things when I can just find heavy things. Plus when work is 90% heavy lifting it feels kinda pointless.

Maybe life experience helps?


Like Link's Crossbow Training?
Thinking about it though it'd make a fun way to do an on rails shooter. Make a little stand and a controller-holder that goes around it, screen on the stand and you move your controllers around like the handles on some sort of turret.

I thought it was common knowledge that soy messed with you. It can't be a right wing conspiracy because my brother is a gay communist vegan and last time we met he talked about the negative effects of too much soy.

Considering it's aimed for kids,yeah they'd do that,although the idea of something more mature being made tickles my fancy.

It's not the soy by itself (though too much of it is obviously bad) it has to do with the rest of your diet too.
Soyboys and veganfags tend to have a severe lack of specific vitamins minerals and proteins in their diets which leads them to look like little chinless stick figures that could collapse if a breeze happens to be too strong.

You don't understand that lifting very precise weights, that are shaped in a very precise way, with a very precise technique, for a very precise length of time with a very precise interval is the point of going to the gym. Yeah I've never went to a masseuse, I can just fall from a series of stairs if I want my body to get rubbed over.

I mean if what I'm lifting for a practical reason aren't the weights, why pay to lift something I don't also get paid to lift?

Greed and self-centeredness have nothing to do with testosterone. In fact, I would say these traits more often apply to women and children, for evolutionary reasons. The traits you're looking for are dominance and competitiveness, which can be useful in moderation when running a company.

Because the results are different enough to not be the same thing.

Oh you poor blind fool. Stop watching garbage on TV that tells you that you must absolutely need a membership.

The point of any kind of training is to exert yourself more than you would need to under normal conditions, so your strength can increase. Weightlifting is constant progress to become stronger and gain more endurance. If you do the same shit every day, you won't ever improve. You just stagnate and you're just barely good enough to do your job without being exhausted.

And you should never exert yourself at the job because it's a fucking job, so you're not doing it for fun you are doing it to complete a task so you can't stop at your leisure like you could if you pushed yourself too much at the gym.

This. I don't usually get strained, but when I do I just get help or a dolly or something.

Good framerate.

Didn’t stop EA from using real brand names

I have not really gotten into Bayonetta. Will Bayonetta 3 come with 1 and 2?

Original good games

Found the Bonalb Brumpf supporter

At this point it wouldn't surprise me but no, for the longest time there's this "harmless" bacteria in the air that makes bread taste different when it's cooked there among other things.

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Everybody in the world has their own local variation on sourdough. Lactobacillus isn't harmful.

Nice addition of that raging faggot who played The Flash in Social Justice League

I understand your frustration, but consider this:
I have never bought or played on a nintendo console, I have played plenty of emulated games, though some of them don't work all that well, and I would either have to build a better PC, or buy the console. If I ever decided to buy their latest console, I'd like to have the possibility to play as many of their older games, from older consoles, even other consoles like the NeoGeo as possible. For instance if I ever bought a PS3, I would have probably bought one of the earlier models that was compatible with the PS2 as possible(though who knows maybe it's actually cheaper to buy a normal PS3 and a second hand PS2).

get a paternity test :^)

>Get Miyamoto who was interested in having a heavy vehicle simulation game with a controller that would provide an authentic control scheme until another company beat him to the punch see below and had to settle for Steel Diver touch screen controls instead
STEEL BATTALION: CARDBOARD ARMOR!
IT'S A HEAVY MECH VEHICLE CONTROLLED BY A VERY LIGHT CARDBOARD MECH CONTROLLER!


It's annoying seeing Wii U (with enhancements) titles on the Switch, it was annoying getting LEGO City Undercover and Resident Evil: Revelations in the past year then both getting Switch versions (at least RE:R is bundled with its sequel). I had no interest in Pokken Tournament or Hyrule Warriors because I kept thinking they would get a Switch version (and was right). Seeing DK:TF getting a Switch release was annoying, they could have at least bundled DKC Returns (with the 3DS port content) into one Switch game bundle.
I feel like the only Wii U title I feel safe with buying that won't get a Switch port is Game & Wario due to it's extensive two screen usage (which is gonna be the same reason Star Fox Zero/Guard are NEVER gonna get a Switch port).


I wish there was a better angle of that Labo camera, a Switch is like 5 Joy Cons wide in width so using the blue JC in that image would be a good way to get a width estimate. Though it looks like the blue JC isn't even located at the far end of the camera.
It also does also look like back of the Switch may be exposed just behind the blue JC, there's something black behind it.

The upcoming Switch port of a 6 year-old game won't be able to run past 30 fps on a TV screen. Make what you will of that.


I've literally become my dad, only taller. Stop making me blogpost further.

5'10" is average height. No need to fret.


Soy isn't that awful, user. Those shakes are designed for quick digestions for recovery. You shouldn't depend on them for your protein intake. Meat is good to have, but the thing is for people who lift like I do, the amount of protein you need to consume is enormous. In my case, I usually get about 350-400g of protein on days that I exercise. Meat is very difficult to digest in comparison to protein shakes. I don't have the time, money, or iron stomach to eat steak every day.

Serious question, is a three plate deadlift so outrageous? That's what I use for my warmup sets. My PR deadlift unassisted (no straps and belt) is 365, though that number would be much higher with straps, and my PR for assisted is 435, and I am intending to get to 450 this week.

A Hat in Time Would be a very successful game on a Nintendo system, honestly. Fun, well-made 3D platformers generally do really well with Nintendo gamers who adore that genre, if the 3D platformer Odyssey's extreme popularity is any indication.

I can't wait for A Hat in Time's eventual Switch announcement and release.

You know that unless it's literally Melee HD, people won't be happy.

smash 4 and brawl sucked. a melee hd would actually be kind of nice because people that aren't blind cocksuckers of nintendo like that one because its actually a good game.

Is 5MA5H inbound?

It's all the same shit - mediocre party games that people only like because they play it with friends. Melee's only different because it's a bit faster and you have better memories of it, as you played it in your childhood, back when you actually HAD friends. All the "mechanics" in Melee are glitches, and people refuse to let go of tens of thousands of hours they put into learning them, hence the mods converting the other games into Melee.
Also
Just play the original, bloody Christ, it's like $2 on Ebay.

this is a bit too much projection for me, but that's a nice life story you have there

What kind of thing is that thing?
Gonna send that pic to some people and claim it's a GameCube Classic coming out this chrismas. Gonna see it that flies.

But still, what is it?

jesus christ that gif hurts my sides

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you shouldn't lie to people, user

heres an idea:
make an alt left thats LESS left than the soyboys are

It's a converter nintendo sells because a subset of autists are convinced the mangled monstrosity that is the GC controller is the ONLY way for them to play their children's party game starring furries and tired characters from the 80's.
They believe this because autists are terrified of change and new things. Also because they believe, against all evidence and the constant protestations of the games creators, that smash is some sort of competitive 2deep4u fighting game.

Just change up the models and names a bit, it will work.

I hate melee autists like any sane individual, but to be fair the gamecube's controllers were made before Nintendo switched over to their cheap flimsy plastic that you could snap in half with one hand if you wanted to. Those things are sturdy and have a nice weighty feel to them, and the button/stick placement isn't terrible either. I haven't actually held a joycon since I'm not stupid enough to buy a switch, but I feel like I could break one of those things just by looking at it too hard. I'd probably prefer a gc controller too.

lol

No, 3pl8 is still the territory where you're told to SS + GOMAD, it's pretty shit. Im lifting for less than a year. 1/2/3/4 pl8 is the goal obviously. Your DL is very good, want to become a powerlifter or aesthetic? Im seriously considering to drop the DL from my routine as i've seen more and more people saying it's too risky for the gains you get, and that you can build your back just as good with rack pulls, lat pulldown, rows and so on.

I want to see Mark's head on a fucking stick and his stupid fat kike body in an oven for being a stupid nintendrone piece of horseshit.

FUCK YOU YOU DRIEDEL SPINNING HEEB FUCKER

I wanna see emuNAND and Gamecube games

When will we get a console Pokemon game that isn't gimmicky shit? Just want a standard Pokemon, but in 3D with fancy animations, the ability to travel between Kanto and all the other regions, some online battling, the beauty pageant shit, trading, breeding, and pretty much all the Pokemon in existence.

Why won't they do that?

Goddamn it's like the Dreamworks face.

Because ever since Gen 6 started they specifically stated that they are now designed the games for the mobile audience that doesn't have time for long games.
That's why every game has been pathetically small and lacking content since gen 5. That's the reason why the Gen 3 remakes cut all emerald content.

Dreamworks face?

It's just a prank.

It's when you're smug but also a mongo and you have plump cheeks, plus you're usually a furry.

pic related

I'm blinded by white!

Those lefty fucks sure aren't doing the diversity thing right…

a new custom robo

The ONLY reason to own any particular console is the games that aren't available anywhere else.

Cue a bunch of them admitting they aren't white but jewish.
This brings up a good question, is there any black, asian, hispanic, etc, nu-males doing this same face recently?


I still can't understand how the (independent?) developer behind that series has even managed to stay in business, there most recent game output is just some Dragon Quest (spinoff?) mobile games. And even with that, they can go for 2-3 years without releasing a major game, it doesn't seem like it should be enough to keep them afloat.

What about handhelds?

Or in the Switch's case the ability to play multiplatform games wherever you like. The extra mobility is definitely a plus when deciding what platform to buy the same game on.

price drops games and console

I guess a little of both. Mostly the power, but the aesthetic wouldn't hurt. I don't think I'll go much beyond five plates. I just want to see the bar bend and then I'll be satisfied and then proceed to improve my unassisted deadlift.

Deadlifts are one of the best exercises you can do, by the way. It's not worth dropping them. If you feel uncomfortable, use a weight belt. Legs are also very important. You can use sleeves or wraps to compress your knees if you're concerned about them giving them out. Even though some say it's pointless, seated leg press is good. I top out at around 800lbs. and intending on getting to 850 or higher before doing a five plate deadlift.

A new house of the dead or virtua cop using HD rumble
Some titty feeling game with HD rumble

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But who will develop it?
Monolith soft?
Nintendo EAD?

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Yes, I see a Hispanic guy there in the graphic. He's Chilean.
I know this because I also am Chilean. The problem is that some Hispanics are white, so it's hard to tell.

they can hire sega to make their games again

fucking this. I moved to santa barbara and am degenerating at an alarming rate.

Kirby Air Ride 2
Pokémon game in Orre, or similar type of spin-off (I was gonna say Stadium as well, but now that the handheld series is 3D, is there a point to it besides mini-games? That and the Switch is handheld )
F-Zero never ever
A proper Animal Crossing sequel
No paid online
I'm still not getting one, but enjoy your free suggestions

is dis real?

but why is zelda 2 feet tall and a girl

MORE CARDBOARD

You mean subpar versions of multiplatform games for 2 hours before the battery dies.

Gaming laptops are shit, but even they are infinitely better at that than a Switch. You have 0.1% of all multiplats available, have to buy them again at ridiculous prices, lose all your saves, they run at shit resolutions, shit framerates, you have bad battery life, a shitty 720p screen, very limited control options, and you have to subscribe to some bullshit service for online multiplayer. It's complete garbage.
The only multiplats i can even think of that are on the Switch are Skyrim and the Dark Souls remaster.

Its an edit, the original had an Xbox or something i think

I train legs and also do seated leg press in addition to squats. The reason im considering to drop deadlifts is because of the CNS fry risks, as well as the possibly fatal injuries to your spine, like a disc prolapse. I feel like i sacrifice form whenever i really push myself on the deadlift. Also im cutting right now so progress is almost nonexistant, DL used to be my favorite exercise back when i increased the weight weekly. Sorry for the triple post

STEEL BATALLION CARDBOARD COCKPIT WHEN?!
Does this kid has a beard?

I wanna build me a sexy Medabot shebot with the cardboard.

How do you know its a kid and not a professional twitch streamer

Thats a sure fire way to lose your dick in an accident

I know it's never going to happen perhaps for the better but
Shit speaks for itself. I'd be awesome to see Ninty & Noise get back together
I know i know, never gonna happen but pls let me fucking dream dammit

Platinum? I mean it could work, plus it'd gave them and Ninty something to remind them starfox zero wasn't a complete pile of shit :^)
either that or what said

Am I a cuck and a weak muchacho if I really, really wanna but the cardboard the day it comes out?
'Cause I will but it the day it comes out. Fortunately I have many nieces, so I'll be able to excuse this purchase by inviting them.
That will be fun, but later the real fun will begin with me creating my own modules.

I can't find it but there's a video of a little asian kid with a papercraft splattershot pro. He puts both joycons in it and aims at his TV with docked Switch, proceeds to wreck ass. He's still holding the joycons but they're mounted on the gun in a way where he can aim the gun at the TV and still press the other controls.

I was skeptical but the point of view is over the kid's shoulder and everything on-screen matches up with his movements. Got me hype as shit. That's not even Labo, that's essentially just a cardboard joycon holder shaped like a gun. You could 3D print the same thing if you wanted. None of this Labo stuff has to strictly be cardboard.

No, but the 20 dollar cardboard tax is kind of absurd, frankly. It's an Earthbound problem, but instead or an okay RPG and a manual driving up the price, its a minigame collection and a sweet robot game with cardboard driving up the price.
Please don't be the weird uncle, dude.
Unless the homebrew scene gets really into cardboard, that's not going to happen. I waited for the Wii U tabletop game maker, and it never happened.


But what about the cardboard man that falls over? Clearly, cardboard was the correct choice for this opus of game design.

Lots of people didn't get a Wii U. Sales were poor. You're gonna see more Wii U on Switch because of that.

A new fucking F-Zero game. It's been 15 years.

The only good thing that could possibly come out of Wii U ports is a port of The Wonderful 101 so people could understand it's the greatest game of all time and maybe even get a sequel out of it.


Would you accept it under the Moneky's Paw condition of it having a content release schedule like Splatoon and ARMS? Which is to say, it's pretty bare-bones to start but it keeps adding more and more free content until it has more content than any other F-Zero game, but it takes like 3 years.

That sounds fine actually.

That's not really monkeys paw though,monkeys paw would be having all the popular tracks and racers locked behind a time wall or even worse, a paywall.

You better hope they do that instead of some retarded motion control bullshit Miyamoto would want. He really just needs to make new games and keep away from every other IP, the robot game is the strongest looking Labo title so far (even though the only current competition is a minigame collection). The ironic thing is that, despite people calling rehash or uncreative on so many games he's fucked with, the core gameplay often has some major changes and not always for the better. People don't want the same old StarFox story with new controls, they want a new StarFox story as an excuse to get more levels. People actually want Rehashes, and if the core gameplay is fine that's mostly justified. It was better when he just did twists on the same formula, like Pikmin and Pikmin 2.


To be fair, it is sort of a time wall, but instead of having to unlock it you just have to wait for them to actually make it. Or in some cases, unlock it from the disc. Seriously, Splatoon had some of the most baffling on-disc DLC of all time.

Hat to tell you user, but the odd control gimics actually worked decently with pikmin. And that starfox 0 failed only partially because of what you stated, the other reason is ace combat blows it out of the water, and that 0 is too similar to starfox 64

I would like a Monster Hunter.

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It will be a World port?

No, a fat redneck will show up at your door claiming that he's hunting for bigfoot

I laughed,i needed that,thanks.

I laughed more than I should have.

It's been out since August on the Switch. XX is one of the worst entries in the series. Mp4 since that ended up smaller.

I feel kind of bad for Sakurai, he's been cursed to make the same game over and over again just because they're a staple of the Nintendo library. This is one of the few instances where I can see a Wii U port being helpful to the Switch's library since it frees Sakurai to make something original or follow a passion project. Hell, a Smash port could pave way to a new Kid Icarus game.

I barely look at my nieces panties when they bend over and when they climb up some stairs.
OK, that was a lie. My wife looks up their skirts too, btw. She thinks it's cute how LGs don't care. Is she also "weird"?
Already happenung, bro. I've seen plenty of eager designers ready to create magnificent contraptions with cardboard and imagination, and a Switch game.

haha yes freinf nintnondo sure is doomeded

This might be old news to some of you, but I just discovered this. Nintendo of japan renewed the Animal Crossing trademark a couple days ago. For everyone waiting for a new AC game, it might be in the pipeworks. Lets just hope it's a mainline game and not another board game/HHD.

I don't think that indicates much, isn't that just so they still hold onto it? It's not like disney makes a new product when they renew their trademark.

Some slimmer of interest is better then none,even if it is for legal reasons.

Well if it is, I hope to god it's on the 3ds and not mobileshit.

The main problem with StarFox Zero was the aiming reticule on the TV did not fucking matter at all and if you tried aiming with that you couldn't hit shit what the fuck were they thinking. At least Platinum nailed the scoring system, if they even did that part.


Yes, immature fleshlings are weirder than mature ones, you have shit taste.
Well, hopefully they do. I've been burnt before, but then again I'm not much into World of Sand or Doom on literally everything.

The absolute state of nintoddlers.

A good successor to skies of Arcadia?

I just want a new Warioland.

How was that compared to the original X/Generations?

It's the G-rank version of X/Generations with more stuff in it. It didn't change anything to fix the fact that X was a bad Monster Hunter game.

That sounds awesome.

I found it

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…I liked HHD
It was nice to fuck with villagers by giving them crappy houses or making stories with it. Like the Tortimer family abusing their daughter making her live in a shitty closet, or making the fucking unicorn that blocks the view of my house live in a dumpster.

Dreamcast 2 will happen before this.

The only good thing about X/XX is that they finally made gunlance fun

Why would you want a skies of arcadia 2 on the switch anyways, the reason we never got one to begin with is because SEGA shitcanned the PS2 port to make it a Gamecube exclusive.

They still renew trademark on older ips so no one comes and steals them. Besides, the only thing they are doing with animal crossing is mobileshit, so don't assume something special is coming.

The left side of your brain isn't communicating with the right. We're talking about a sequel to the original. There was never an SOA2 in the works. The Gamecube got a Dreamcast port. The PS2 would have gotten a Dreamcast port as well.

Well just a weird ass guess but i think that for some companies if the mobile shit versions of games sell well enough they'll do a main version.

Nigger, you don't get it, they had every intention to make a sequel, but it all depended on how well the ports did. When the gamecube version bombed harder than the original dreamcast game that pretty much killed it.

I doubt Nintendo wouldn't make a new Animal Crossing game for Switch after they've been pushing Isabelle as their new important female character instead of Samus.

i mean, you're right, but reading that in black and white was genuinely depressing because i never realized it until now

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Got pics, these sound pretty amusing?
Is it possible to make something like a Nazi/swastika filled house in game?

Just move a letter or a number around
etc.

How the hell can I have low testosterone if I'm prematurely balding?
Do I not have a single decent gene? Was I born 100% broken as a joke?

Maybe you're just weak from never working out and eating like shit. Get yourself checked, eliminate soy, other xenoestrogens, BPA and test inhibitors like peppermint tea from your life, start lifting weights. Also eat enough proteins and less junkfood, transfats and polyunsaturated fats. If you're fat, lose the fat as fat is where the body aromatizes testosterone into estrogen. A good indicator for test levels is your jawline, how does it look?