WebM Thread

new bumper?
not half bad
but not sure bout that aspect ratio

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Did someone say bumpers?

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And some music.

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Good music.

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You had one fucking job, user.

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Here's a webm you might like.

got a song source?

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for future use

Thanks!

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holyshit MDK i never thought i'd meet anyone else who played that game i still think i have my instruction booklet somewhere.

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Detroit is lost

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previous thread archive.is/Sq6jO

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Do you need some kind of audio for every webm?

whoa what mount and blade mod is that?

Mandatory

videogames!

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if you want to post soundless shit why not just stay on 4chan?

the one that makes it a good game:^)

it has sound now? Is this better now? Not every webm needs sound. I am pretty sure that the original clip had trashy audio.

missed opportunity there user

I actually fucking did, but I guess premiere fixes audio clipping. I turned audio gain up all the way, it sounded like total cancer.

me in the webm and my buddy recording

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objectively,yes
stiil a pretty shitty webm,but better than before

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Made me jump a little.

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Anyone have the webm of that explosion in China but set to dramatic music?

Do you have the one with the scared Japanese girl running away from the guy with an axe?

I do not.

Should have ended with a nuke going off.

This guy makes me laugh.

at least she's taking it like a sport

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DiU was a massive downgrade.

Agreed

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God bless you

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No problem, fam. If someone didn't post it, I'd have been absolutely livid.

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I noticed that woman (those who are not sjw's or feminists) take racist or politically incorrect jokes were well compared to nu-males.

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What game?

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The perfect dance.

hooktube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

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So why is Akari in the first webm?

is this vp8? Why is this webm so trashy?

I'm inclined to agree

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Spooky.

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I just checked and it's vp9. The problem is that he compressed a minute long 1080p video into less than 3 MB.

Got Phantom Blood's OP? The objectively best one

I'm glad we're not in a timeline where we have hooktube threads instead of webm threads.

Here you go, user. I'm kinda impartial to the 2nd webm

Nice desu-ne.

Does anyone have a webm of the song "Join the Sabbath" from Witch and the Hundred Knight?

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Y-you too

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I know this is intentionally spooky shit but I've actually had a GPS take me up a shitty fucking logging trail in the dark before when I worked for a delivery service.
Don't ever use Apple products if you didn't already know that, and that goes double for their shitty GPS.
Took me three hours to backtrack and finally get to where I needed to go, you're honestly better off reading a paper map and routing yourself.
sage for wagecuck bitching about wagecuck shit

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Weren't non-powered PC parts oke with water?

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no because when the water dries the impurities in it leave a mineral trail that shorts everything out
it is only acceptable to clean circuits with rubbing alcohol because it dries fast and there's no minerals to leave behind and fuck every circuit

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The funniest thing is that he has no idea what that is

Commit suicide, cuckchanner.

Pretty good, but mfw /zoo/'s banner
I do think they did a pretty good job of capturing all of Holla Forums and not just the "good" side.

Some videos are better without sound (rarely), but I agree he's a faggot.

Sauce?

Excuse me? I didn't post the soundless webm he talks about, I just said that some webm's are better without sound.

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Man, I miss those keygen musics.

I swear to god this is the only horror shit that has legitimately made me not only have the urge to close my eyes to avoid seeing things that I know may or may not spook me but to also beat me and cause me to close them.

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Sorry, misunderstanding. I'm tired.
The original spring webm probably would have been better with the sounds of the original video, but other videos can be better without sound if it gets in the way of the point it's trying to make/convey.

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This is all because the local population isn't 100% black.
If they took out the white boys, things wouldn't be so bad.

It was a pretty fucking spooky thread. Someone bought a mannequin and dressed it up with an ipad for the face. There's a compilation pic around somewhere.

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Meanwhile, at /k/'s house…

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Why do these sound so different from the ones in the soundtrack torrent? Those are much closer to the actual anime OP.

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Did /k/ really make this?

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Have we ever had Ori threads in 8/v/?
I fucking love that game's soundtrack.

That shit is piss hot

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it's not from the game ;^)

The guy goes by the name Garand Thumb, and there's no doubt that he does indeed browse /k/. I like him, he does a good job on his channel.

Why

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Yeah the guy did some great videos on youtube, this is what true horror should be like.
Short videos with things beyond

I remember a video similar to this, where instead it said that the us was being invaded and that all citizens should go into hiding and do guerilla ops against the government that took over, only for it to stop midway and say that the video was a mistake. I believe it was posted here before.

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Need for Speed: Carbon.

Well done.

requesting the compilation pic

what do you guys use to edit videos?

i only have this funny image

ffmpeg
blender

good other options that i haven't used extensively:
kdenlive
openshot (made by 1 dev)

stay away from:
xmedia recode
non free video editors in general

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i have this; i might find it hot if he were fully hidden but he fucked the angle and/or sheet

Honestly, that’s almost as terrifying as You Are On the Fastest Available Route…

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probably not.
no fap bait no free shilling.

Song sampled here is "Slumlord" by Neon Indian, before anyone asks.

/k/ also made this. Pro-tip don't do this

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I saw a horse vagina dripping with cum.

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I saw a /4am/ banner. Pretty sure that's worse.

Source on second?

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She's right you know.

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k

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Link me the comic?

Fresh OC incoming.

video
games

Razorfist is such a casual fucking faggot who sucks at vidya. I'm gonna go ahead and extrapolate that his shit taste extends far being the realm of games.

ari shaffir

But she's not right. You could be sitting around in an office, working from 9 to 5, stuck listening to your vapid coworkers babble on about nonsensical subjects, about who did what on TV last night or their new car, dress, or shoes. You could be listening to them spout endless opinions on political issues that they will never help decide. You could be stuck sitting in traffic with the rest of the rat race, while advertisements and synthetic music blare from your stereo. You could be sitting down to eat lunch at a cafe, while all the shallow and empty people sit around with their coffee and gossip about Suzy and Sally and whatshername who works at the salon. You could be out walking in the cool air by the river, watching all the plastic float downstream. You could be paying your taxes and sending a little bit of your hard work off to go and pay for someone else's expenses. You could be falling in love with someone who is only married to you because you have a steady paycheck. You could be having kids, who will one day go on to become productive members of society, just like you and all the other mice.

You could be contributing to a society that fosters the growth of a greedy, uncaring, shallow, selfish, vapid, and angry people who care more about how much the new iPhone is going to cost than how to treat another human being with compassion and respect. You could be contributing to a world that, time and time again, demonstrates its limitless capacity for cruelty. There's nothing noble about going to work and paying bills. It's just the lifestyle choice that most people make for themselves. This woman has deluded herself into believing that in order to be a valuable human being, you must conform to this standard.

Just my two cents. God, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard; I could hardly stand to listen to the whole thing.

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What will you do WHEN THE VAN COMES FOR YOU!

stop

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Checked for truth.

look i made a webm

I was waiting for him to turn around and his sand tee saying space shuttle door gunner or dolphin trainer

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I made a few more webms

It might not be the right time

Just because one alternative is equally as meaningless doesn't grant being a shitposting NEET meaning.

well what do you know. gaem?

You are correct, and you should also note that I did not excuse laziness and seclusion as being positive alternatives. I am just pointing out that the woman's perception of what is important in this world is skewed.

Btw i made another webm, if anyone cares.

Dead cells.

I'll admit I did not watch long enough to hear her espouse the goodness of getting a job and such.

Also, I was not aware that anyone had already converted these into webms, so pardon me if I'm late.

hit too close to home huh. sorry about that mate.

thanks

The woman in that webm would consider me to be a "productive member of society."
I'm not proud of it.

Literally every hobby is meaningless, its just its socially acceptable to shit talk video games. You could literally make this argument for any hobby like knitting, or drawing, etc.

On the contrary, knitting has an end product to show for it, and drawing is a quite valuable skill. You could compare it to something like movies, as there is no end result to show for it nor is it a skill, though many could also argue that movies can tell powerful stories and such are more profound than vidya in some manner.

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Called the rageaholic because listening to his utter horseshit fills you with rage, I presume. Let's review

I could go on. It's like someone took your standard, bland, horribly unoriginal and dull normalfag and threw a thick coat of heavy-metal-edgy paint over him. Thanks for confirming his opinions are complete trash, he's like a white headbanging version of a brand loyal consumerist nigger. Fucking unreal.

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I'll try to answer in as little words as possible because this is probably a waste of my time since you'll outright reject my premise.

The value in going out and "contributing to society" is the power of personal freedom that you gain by doing so. You exist to exert your will onto the world. Everything out there is for you to put your mark upon. Video games are an entertainment medium that 80% of have no transferable skills to real life, and are deigned so that they have a definitive win state.

If you don't like society, you can use your influence and power to help destroy it. Or create your own somewhere else.

The noble thing about it is that YOU get to decide. If you think the world is so shit and you know all the right shit then go out there and do something about it. Life isn't designed for you to win it like video games are. Life is designed so that you fail(die) in the way that you choose.

You don't have to choose a mediocre grey suburban lifestyle. When you're older you realize that it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks because almost no one is there for you anyway. All that matters is impressing the man in the mirror. You have to create a reason to respect yourself.

At least post a webm if you're gonna talk philosophy in the webm thread. I'm so fucking sick of people posting some old painting or statue in order to look "profound". Not that I necessarily disagree with what you posted.

You don't like Socrates? Whats up with this "everyone who invokes old things is pretentious" attitude?

I just like talking about philosophy. Especially with people who seem lost. I don't have all the answers. I just have the best answer that my years of life have given me. No one really showed me the way in life so this is a thing I do. Who cares if I'm trying to look knowledgeable with images? I have no identity outside of the context of this thread. It's meaningless. I also don't have any saved webms.

Im in tears.
Is there a high quality source somewhere?
I need more lemons

>>>/twitter/

But does knitting or drawing show something productive and adding to the whole? Sure drawing could be argued but most normalfags think that working hard, like manual labor, or working to make some guy rich in a business is considered the most worthwhile. or killing yourself to make someone rich like me in the military I was basically saying that if you're not making some guy rich, or doing manual labor its not considered hard working or worth your time to normalfags. You have to be coming home every day feeling like shit and exhausted, THEN its considered work.

Life is not, has not, will never be about impressing the masses. Life is about impressing yourself.

Lyrics related.

I tried posting webms, and it gets stuck at 100% and nothing happens give me a break

It's interesting to me that even though this isn't really any different from the hoods back in the olden days of /f/, it feels like it means less because it uses a template, rather than having been done manually.

Oh yeah I wasnt saying thats what I do, I'm just saying thats reality. And people trying to appease others need to make themselves happy first.
I say this but I dont follow it at all

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I think you drastically undervalue how much most people consider the acceptance and appreciation of others to be a primary motivation, and even if you don't, it's still usually a practical necessity, since achieving the highest levels of what you care about, whatever it is, usually requires impressing people to some degree, to earn their acceptance and eventual trust.

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I mean, I live alone in a studio apartment and have alienated myself from pretty much everybody, so yeah.

People tend to undervalue things they've failed at. Call it sour grapes

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I'm not that different from you.

I haven't played Okami. What's worthy of contempt in that video, aside from that she didn't go into the options menu as soon as she started the game?

Fuck off.

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she said she spent """""hours"""" playing that game without even bothering to check

the fact that she's a woman and not in the kitchen

ok you have convince me to play fear.

this is how I know you haven't played the game

Have fun.

Hey look

90% of the pros in Planetside 2

"No I'm just that good!"

Cheaters always talk the worst smack, and they're the worst in covering up the fact they cheat

You've not played the game, nothing in this game is one click other than the shamblers

And like most people who talk shit, you'll never list the games you like

nudoom is shit though, it's not anyone else's fault that you're a bethfag and suck their cock because it looks shiny and has no real challenge

it's a good thing too because this way i can now automatically add you to my filter and ignore you whenever i see you post

Still not listing your games user

Also unrelated, figured I'd redo this one

But it's not. Aside from having a terrible publisher, there's nothing really wrong with the game. All the Doom fags cry about is how it's not 100% like old Doom.

As somebody who played Doom 1 & 2 on release I fully like nuDoom better, I found 1 & 2 rather easy as the enemies are slow as molasses

nuDoom enemies will at least attempt to flank you, cut off escapes and generally can keep up with you unless you're great and using the games movement system

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Nobody gives a shit about Snap Map.

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Two things:

A) Nobody cares about snapmap
B) The most enemies you face in Doom 2 is at most 10 in most areas due to sprite limits, and Doom map mods don't use the Doom 1 or 2 engine, they use updated modern versions of the engine being run on modern PC hardware which is capable of breaking the original engine sprite limitations

So if we mod nuDoom engine to allow infinite enemies like Doom, will it be equal then?

Of course, but is it possible at the moment?

Was it possible in 1 & 2 on release?

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I don't give a shit about release. I give a shit about right now. Right now nuDoom can't do what Doom 1&2 can do. Maybe your argument will be valid in 10 years but not now.

So should I only care about Fallout New Vegas before the bug fixes or the bug fixes that brought it into a playable state years later?

IE - Stop arguing semantics, you're saying Doom 1 & 2 is better because you can make maps today with modern openGL engine etc that allows you hundreds of thousands of enemies and on modern hardware

100K+ enemies even on a modded nuDoom would reduce the framerate to one frame per decade if it was allowed

Now do you wish to keep playing this game or you want to keep going?

That game is still unplayable without community patches.

I'm extremely suspicious of any new game that turns everyone to amateur game designers when sucking its dick.

I haven't played nuDoom but we can all expect you Todd agree that Bethesda doesn't deserve money.

Just pointing out his flawed reasoning, he's comparing something that doesn't even run on the original engine with PC's 100K+ more powerful vs a modern unmodded game running on the original engine

Todd had nothing to do with nuDoom, nuDoom was actually a revolt of Bethesda programmers/designers who constantly fought with Carmack calling him a fucking retard who wanted to make another game in the vein of Doom 3/RAGE etc with slow gameplay and plodding storylines, and he fought every day with the staff

After he left to go work for Oculus the team didn't even spend a day throwing out his shit and starting over, and nuDoom was born

Hell they even sped up nuDoom to more than twice the speed it was before when people complained about it, because unlike Carmack they listened to feedback

He had nothing to do with the creation of both TES and Fallout and that didn't stop him from taking credit and profiting from it.

NOT EVEN ONCE

Almost like he's a faceman who constantly lies about his upcoming projects to hype them up

Kinda like, I dunno, Peter Molyneux

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It is almost like companies would rather give the credit to a talentless sycophant than someone with actual talent.

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You sound like a cuckold connoisseur.

Two retards.

Who gives a crap about a fucking million enemies on screen? nuDOOM is shit because the engine will never become free software and the game doesn't even support proper modding. And no, Snap Map is not modding – you're just stacking together a bunch of pre-made assets with very restrictive limits. And the situation won't change in five or even ten years because nuDOOM is your typical "blockbuster" that people forget about in a year if not less.

RazorFist hasn't figure out that you can talk to NPCs in FO:NV so what does that make him?

God its like they were made to stay in the fucking kitchen only.

that's one fucking ugly chick
Also

Notice how women always try to make everything a gender issue.
Next up is race, although male niggers also do it. I'm sure there's some other video of her saying meanies do mean things to her because she's asian.
I remember one time I was watching some shitty mid noon talk show with my mother and this nigger woman wearing expensive clothing and jewelry says "people don't understand how hard it is to be a black woman" and my mother retorts to the TV "oh yes, 2 terrible curses".

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Polite sage for off-topic
Sick webm, very well-animated. But why did Holla Forums kill the video games? Sure, they were 'meme games', but any video game would be on his side, wouldn't it? Or is this just one big jab at the "Holla Forums hates video games" thing?

So the game is now shit because the game engine isn't free, a MODERN game engine vs a game engine that was so EOL that they gave it away because nobody was using it?

Is that the argument you're making here? Because it's a fucking poor one

nuDoom is more fun than 1 & 2 was. Deal with it.

It was back when every board was invading Holla Forums because they couldn't contain their shit to their own boards, and Holla Forums eventually became /b-lite/

And you know the whole Holla Forums-rage thing how Holla Forums hates all games that are not Battletoads etc

You know like the guy posting here who is completely bent out of shape somebody likes nuDoom

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dumping some random shit (obviously)

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My almonds are being touched.

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They might be covers of some jap singer on youtube called Taiga

No, the game is shit because it goes against everything every game made by id Software up until Doom 3 stood for. But that's ethical, I guess. The general argument would be that it's just less fun than any of the above-listed games (with the exception being Doom 3, perhabs) with no replay value.

Either lurk moar or end yourself.

I don't even have to argue, I can just wait twenty years and see if a single person will still be playing nuDOOM.

Acceptable taste but BT has the best OP

I wanted a good mix. But I drew the line at diaper fags, fur fags and leftypol.

Tradeoff between video length, file size, and the number of banners I wanted to fit in (about 220)

btw HQ version here: handbeezy.com/qvUKP1Vv8/

She complements the group quite well, wouldn't you agree?

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last one of mine

more bumpers

I can confirm this degenerate is in fact the big gay retard dancing in that video.

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I gotta ask, what exact version of running in the 90s is that?

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Well I used the one attached here. It just plays at 200% speed or something like that without adjusting the pitch. I also turned bass and volume up. The idea was to mess it up and distort it to the point it sounds totally retarded, but I think abode premiere fixes distorted audio when rendering or something. Because it did sound like total cancer when editing.

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Nobody wants to see your shitty Oyveywatch videos rottenredditor.

I support every gaming webm posted here, no matter what game.

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Yes I have fucking played it. Damn glad I didn't pay for it. Also there is no earthly reason it should consume 60 GB on anyone's drive. Yes, there are one click instakills. Did I fucking say you could do it on every enemy? No. Did I even imply that you can simply press one button to get through the whole game? No. The point is that they are there. In a fucking DOOM game. Shoot until something flashes, press a button, watch the OH SO EPIC FOR THE WIN cinematic take place while you're turned invincible for its duration, and wait for the health and ammo to drop from the glory kill. You can't even AVOID using such a garbage mechanic if you get low on health or ammo and there's nothing around (presumably you didn't play on the normal difficulty you scrub) other than simply never getting hit which is always the goal in FPSs to begin with.

The glory kill system is retarded. The major point is that Razorfist defends it, making him retarded, but instead of addressing that central point you try to get pedantic about what is or isn't a one click instakill and whine "nuh uh! name some games you like!" Rather than what you SHOULD have done which is talk about how glory killing is not shit and somehow Razorfist isn't a faggot.

Also, if you're literally going to make the "argument" of "name games you like so I can shit on them," you point out the contradictory uselessness in doing so; you're not going to actually try to objectively explain why X game is shit, you're going to try to make whatever game it is sound like shit simply because you got triggered about nuDoom taking a hit. No one in their right mind would bother with that bad faith.

He didn't call for censorship of it, he simply said no one wants to see it.

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Jesus christ, it's just Doom and Overwatch man

P.S. You still didn't list the games you like

Also, there is only one, repeat, one monster you can one hit instakill

The rest of them have to be attacked to weaken, then you can execute, and on the harder difficulties the bigger ones will fuck your shit up for even blinking wrong

nuDoom contains difficulty, old doom requires you to walk in circles around piss poor slow enemies

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Weird, the voice sounded oddly feminine. I mean, not just sped/pitched up but like a distorted pop cover. Guess my mind was playing tricks on me.

Catch 22 faggot. If I don't say enough, you'll claim I have no arguments. If I spend the time to explain shit, you go "lol autism." You'll choose any way you can to deflect.

Oh, okay, my mistake then, I guess it must be a good game after all. Everyone knows that all bad games are easy and all easy games are bad and that difficulty is the sole determining factor.

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This fags been posting Overwatch and garbage webms in general for a while now claiming "it's vidya so you can't be mad lol!" His ass was btfo about 6 webm threads ago and he still thinks people enjoy his shit. At this point somebody should start keeping tabs on his posts and highlighting all his shit opinions because he's pretty much lolcow material.

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yeah you can do a lot of fuckery just by changing the pitch and speed. A bunch of musicians fuck with that shit to make the voice sound different. Got tricked like that a few times too.

Anyway, for comparison, what it sounds like in premiere vs what the rendered version sounds like.

That's why I'm addicted to video games. Sometimes you lose at life so much you can't take it anymore. Video games ironically keep me sober.

I always just saw games as a replacement for work you enjoy in this context. If you have a job that you don't hate and you do it well then you're winning by contributing to society.

It's escapism. A lot of us understand that's what it is and that it's bad, but the response is "what else are we going to do" to a situation that isn't realistically fixable.

People like to say "if you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life" but they never mention that the reverse is also true, that if you do what you love as a career, that shit can very easily and quickly become nothing but work and tedium to you, and you don't love doing it as a job.

I just downloaded the opus magnum webm, ripped the audio and it sounds boosted like it sounded on premiere.
I don't get why it would sound different just when played with the video.

That second webm is way better if you rename it something that doesn't give it away.

really? Now that's some spooky shit.

Well if your career is just the same shit every day maybe. People are wired differently so it's important to know yourself before just diving into a career.

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Maybe you already know this and are just posting it because it's a dude who looks similar, but that's not razorfist in your image, which your reply sort of implies. That's styxenwhatever.

What movie?

Zero Dark Thirty. Might as well post the slightly better quality one. Both VP9 though.

You made a grown man cry.

I saw some camslut the other day, the name holothewisewulf normalfaggots are taking over anime.

pic and webm related

Beauty triggers the ugly.

Thanks user been looking for another decent war flick.

If you haven't already you should check out Generation Kill (US Iraq), and Generation War (German soldier during WW2). Both are mini-series.

Most of Zero Dark Thirty isn't in a war scenario. Kind of like Sicario.

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how do you let yourself go like that

song sauce?

Isn't there a HD version of this? Or were there two versions with different framerates?

I remember this story. The flying objects in the sky that kill people the moment they look at them right?

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Saved. Sounds great and also makes it sound equal to other similar music I enjoy. Is classical truly on its own tier? I often wonder when I get lost in a FF soundtrack or something if it can compete. I assume not but some songs I really think could.

I have so so headphones and 1:05 scared the shit out of me. I have had a phobia of knocking for about 8 years or so since I went full NEET that has continued since recovering. Quality webm. I'll share one that will make me feel better

Does it feature any anti-white propaganda?
Wikipedia page says it's bad-goy material for not perpetuating the 6000000 and humanizing the most vile people on the planet.

I just want a good war movie or mini-series that depicts the Germans as the true heroes of Europe.

phobia of knocking has kept me from playing darkwood

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Sauce on the song anyone?

took a while but found it
youtube.com/watch?v=mn1R8Jrmais

I fixed it for you user. Cut off the dead weight of all that jewywood sjw white guilt bullshit

Request? A while ago some amv was posted of a monagatari thing with a catchy tune in the back and there's an extended variant I wanted to find.

One of the lyrics kind've sounds like "now sing(sit?) for just a moment" before launching into the climax of the video. No idea how I lost all traces for it but its absence from my library is bugging the fuck out of me.

Send help.

This movie had all the elements to be a good shooter. But was a huge fail

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Figured out the band name in the back again, it's the one with the RADWIMPS song in the background.

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We need some bioshock porn webms tbh fam

why? That game was pretty lame and as far as I remember there are no cute characters in it either. Elizabeth isn't that cute either.

PENGI

most of the elizabeth porn is with fucking dogs anyway

Holy shit its steven assanti. I see hes still as fat and obnoxious as ever.

The only time I was glad to see him was when he fell off the kart

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Get that weak shit out of here.

Post the futa webm. DO IT FAGGOT I DARE YOU

It's already weak shit.

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what are you fucking gay?

Holy shit. I almost missed that.

How do they even get it in?

Wut animu is dis?

It's Anime of the Season aka Sora Yori Tooi Basho

Nice , Do you have more Sir ?

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