NINTENDO ANNOUNCES A FUCKING BOX

Is this some kind of fever dream.
Am I even awake right now.
Is Nintendo actually just selling fucking cardboard.

On the bright side, at least this shit is funny.

I am pretty sure his mom is fat ass just like he is.

This is amazing. It's exactly how I envision a multimillion dollar company would try to sell me cardboard. I can only hope this blows up in nintendo's face, but knowing nintendo, it won't.

When will you learn Holla Forums?

We have archives, but I did the other thread on archive.is just incase

archive.is/kyNNV

This is what happens when Nintendo gets high off their success. Amiibo happened because, despite the Wii U being a failure, Nintendo had enough faith in the Smash hype train. Now the Switch is a success, and they're doing this.

this is just sad

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this is 1,2,switch all over again, here we have retards defending a full priced "game" that in reality is just a collection of shit tier minigames.

so not only are you paying for overpriced cardboard, you also pay for an overpriced experimental gimmicky collection of minigames that should be 20-30 dollars

this is a fuckin disgrace

so

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Fucking christ, try thinking before shitposting. It's an inoffensive thing for kids at worst, there's a reason they revealed it in a direct they announced like 12 hours before showing.

I want neofag to leave.

Either dump it or dont

Oh yes please, continue.

It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

A FUCKING Box?

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I want to fuck box-tan.

Given the production value, I suspect the 3 to 4 people buying it will still pull a profit.

Reminder that console-tans are viral marketing

$70 CARDBOARD

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Draw switch bitch in a cardboard box with the words "Milk Farm" on the sides of the box.

just fuck my shit up fam

He laughs to hide the fact that he finds no true joy in life

Oh. Whatever one less for the gas chamber, and if your fat cake eating ass is going in there, we're going to need all the room we can get!

IT'S A FUCKING CARDBOARD BOX

Do you honestly think he cares?

They must put a fuck ton of rubberbands and plastic bits in that shit to be fucking over $60.

Remember when console-tans weren't cringey furry shit?

I'm sorry that you have Mark as a friend.

this is the kind of intellectual dishonesty that sjws use. Really makes you think.

I would rather watch men wrestle, Mark will probably buy this.

not really

It's times like this I'm proud to say that the last Nintendo product I paid for was the N64.

Keep going

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good point

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHAA

its mark approved so its ok. the loli-ara switch tan was much, much better

So, will Sony enter this emerging market by releasing a pillow to play your waifu games with?

I wish I never bought a 3DS.

I just now noticed that, my apologies.

then why post it you fucker

What do you think? Of course Cake man is going to buy both sets to make a pinned thread about his
CARDBOARD BOX

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no
they are selling a kit that includes cardboard

amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=toys-and-games&field-keywords=cardboard
comparing it to cardboard toys this kit is not even that expensive

my nigga

In the vane hope someone recognizes it, you dumb dumb.

Reminder you fags overhyped a non major announcement because OP was a retard and no one verified his claim. That being said 80 bucks for this goofy craft set for kids is fucking retarded. I can't imagine many parents buying this over the other things like it.

You get 8 whole rubberbands and a couple of strings.

EA is red and fuming with anger for not having thought of this before
But there is still time for some skyrim-themed cardboard cutout

You do realize Nintendo is basically saying that this is what they're going to focus on for the next few years, right?

Needs more cardboard and string

If they shill this and only this for the next few months,it's going to be a very grim time for nintendo fans.

So that is the power of HD rumble

Name one other board-tan that's furshit.

archive.fo/PLHhi

Basically what's going on.

Shit, I meant console-tan.

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youre mum

Name one that isn't cringey.

Yeah, that would be super depressing.

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Unbelievable.

It's shit.

So, which one of you plays mario kart with a wheel? Are you ready to build one yourself? Because this is the only one you will ever get.

THE MEMES, JACK

Oh boy I can't wait to spend 200 dollars on Bethesda's new innovative game! Skyrim: A fucking box edition!

The only way to stop nintendo is to stop mark from buying their kusoge

REFINED NINTENEDIUM CARDBOARD BOXING
On the plus side, we'll never have to worry about damaged packaging again.

What happens if and when you break a piece and need a replacement? Can the cardboard pieces be bought separately from the game and vice versa?

So this is what a post-Iwata Nintendo is like…

Reminder that the Wii U is no longer on the official Nintendo site, and has been replaced by the Labo
Reminder that the Wii U was replaced by
LITERAL FUCKING CARDBOARD

There is no defending this, it's a literal cardboard box.

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Although on the bright side, Maybe they'll put out instryctuons or someone will scan it so it can be made with leftover boxes.
I'm only interested in the piano however.

This is pretty much my reaction between finishing the video and seeing the price.

This is pretty much my reaction between finishing the video and seeing the price.

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nigga just get a real piano

I am sure some 3rd party as already made a plastic piece, and somehow that shit piece of plastic is cheaper then official Nintendo cardboard

Alright Holla Forums, customize your Labo and then make the other user add his own on top.

It won't last longer than the cardreader or the virtual boy. I hope

J E B U S C H R I S T

Just when I thought nintendont couldn't get any more retarded they roll out this jem. Motherfucking retarded dicksplats now control Nintendo 100%, there are no rational minds left at that shit console company.

Sad, it's like falling in love with the cutest girl in school at 12, only to find out at 30 she's a fucking obese, blue-haired hambeast.

nice job copying mombot's retweet, fuckface

why not make an actual cake

all I could find

I have found a photo of the head designer's home.

I can see what they meant by "kids and those who are kids at heart", now.
Seems like something kinda cute for parents to do with their kids, though it should have been announced before the holidays, not after.
me and my daughter often go to the local store and ask them for cardboard boxes, since they throw them out anyway, and we make stuff like this with it for free. it's pretty cute. i might actually pick it up if i ever see it on discount, but fuck spending 70 dollarydoos on this

Mark must be drooling right now

This is from Tsampikos. Don't question how I recognized it from just a small part of an image.

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I have already have one

How the hell can something like this sell?

People will throw the fucking prints on the internet and all you will have to do is cut the box yourself.

JESUS.

wew

I can't wait to see Nintendrones defend this.

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I WANT TO FUCK BOX-TAN!

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I'm not the only faggot that recognized the art. Phew

We need a drawfag to make some more,nintendo edition.

Nintendo has had a lot of really bad ideas over the years, but they keep going through with them.
Where the fuck has management been that past 20 years? You'd think they'd have somebody there to shoot down every ideas guy's stupid concepts.

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The managers either died or got replaced by marketers or dipshit yesmen like Miyamoto and Aonuna.

mark will eat it

These are Sega level mistakes.

(checked)
through her LABIA?

Hell, just have drawn faces of Peach, Zelda and Samus on cardboard with the mouth cut out

HOT

Sounds good

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It's less "I'm interested in a box" and more "Hey I don't have to burn all my extra cardboard.

Technically it is their greatest weakness and strength. By letting any dipshit in the office implement ideas they get fresh ideas all the time. Most of which are shit, some of which like the wii that print money.

I was wondering that. You can buy cheap cardboard from like Home Depot and cut it out, but…no Nintendo branding? Might not have the slots/holes to keep everything in place and if you try to make it yourself, it will just collapse? So get duct tape? I dunno, fuck.

Funny that Sega employees have been jumping ship to Nintendo then. :^)

Because the nintendo logo is printed with the magical "fun" ink only they have.

That explains everything.

You mean draw switch bitch in what's essentially a cardboard box gloryhole just getting plowed by strangers walking by.

That makes complete sense, actually.

Do they expect children and children at heart to use this without breaking it with the first use? The only positive thing I can say is it could be a nice silly little thing to have in your desk, and even then it's fucking cardboard. I mean, I know the Switch was a success but how the hell do they expect to sell fucking CARBOARD.

SNES-tan will forever be best and kept deep inside my heart.

Anything is possible when you are a children at heart!

like that probably

Even if that is the truth. Gee, I wonder (who) could be behind it?

I don't know about everywhere, but many liquor stores near me just give their boxes away. They're great for moving, and storage because many of the boxes are really durable, so with a little patience, you could get durable cardboard that is in the shape of the Labo shit for free.

If Nintendo cardboard is worth so much, should we start hoarding all the game boxes people throw out? I think all of Holla Forums can become rich off these boxes.

you wouldn't pirate cardboard right user?

Box-tan porn is the only thing good to come out of this.

I mean anything works,i'm waiting for even a sketch at this point

Stu really was ahead of his time

To be fair, the Switch worked for them. But this is too much. How the fuck can it cost $80? How fucking expensive is it to manufacture fucking cardboard.

How many fucking joycons does that robot pack use? Six? So not only do you need to pay for the cardboard, you need to buy a shitload of controllers just to use it.

What were all you expecting?

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It will never be as fun as Mecha Cat

I don't see Nintendo of Japan releasing hardware that canibalizes the sales of Nintendo of America's hardware, releasing it early to compete with Sony and pissing all retailers off as a result, then Reggie saying "this hardware isn't our future" and following that with a budget shit console with no games that dies in 18 months.

Laugh with us or pick another thread to shitpost in.

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Post more feet, my good man.

How'd I do? :^)

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This is the best fucking OC I've seen so far.

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I really want you to be wrong but you are probably right.

Curious,Pro or anti?

Oh Christ I just remembered you can connect 8 joycon simultaneously to one system.

You wouldn't download a FUCKING BOX.

Not paying 70 motherfucking dollars for a cardbox model minus the fucking game.

Very poorly.

It all makes sense now.

This one's nice too.

And I'm being generous with the fact that it costs 5 fucking dollars for the cardboard robot pack. You know, I want somebody to do a calculation on how much it actually costs to make that backpack, it seemed more complex than the other shit in the variety pack.

brand loyalty.

Fucking Pro, I saved money and actually donated to the Trump campaign.

fugg

So much better than that gay dog.

/ara/ switch bot needs to be made out of cardboard now.

It comes with software. That is why you buy it.

Fucking clever censorship is the worst.

Well take out the donald and 8ch logo. make it a helicopter and the official cardboy guy the communist and put the Gamergays logo on the chopter.

Here you go. Batata77 is my personal favorite. There's also Oyatsu (mk2), Naturalton and Yuzugin.

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fuck off footfags

there is no justification for wasting $70 on cardboard and digital media. especially since switch piracy might come soon.

Give source to sexy flower picture

As if a Holla Forumsirgin could ever figure out to put together a cardboard box. I bet five year old niglets and normalfags are better compared to the room temperature IQ prowess of the retards on here.

We need more box OC.

Children at heart means autistic cock joggler.

Anons, you are too negative. Why can't you react to this like Yotsuba reacted to meeting Danbo?

what timeline are we in even

But user, you can't pirate a box now can you? Checkmate.

Another one, because I have no time to funpost with you guys: Make a paper craft Fedora with all that shit - the 8ch logo and replace it with the plebbit robot and then put two joycons on the side. After you are done, put it on this guy's head

Don't Jewish women become ghost witches when they die and are given the power to leave Sheol and haunt the entire earth?

YOU WIN

well at least it's environmentally friendly

this way, when the elementary school children who still play nintendo games get bored with the stupid nonsense toys that nintendo makes within a single week, the toys can be composted instead of filling landfills with plastic garbage.

Imagine a box as a new fighter for Smash bros. Or a box as a new stage.

Assuming you're paying a full sixty bucks for a minigame collection or gimmicky robot game, that's ten to twenty bucks for some cardboard and rubber bands. And that doesn't include all the joycons needed to play those games.

Anyone wants some cardboard?

DUDE WEED LMAO

The best part is this is probably one of the least cancerous things out there. At least this is just fun shit and not lootboxes, dlc, paid mods, or other super jew shit.

We live in an industry where cardboard games are not the worst things out there.

If only we could combine the loli and the dog. Somehow…

Fantastic

Thanks, broseph.

I hope somebody scans them so people can use their own cardboard on a hacked switch.

Does your daughter play videogames?
Which ones?

Now rename Malik as Mark and Photoshop him in.

MY GAME IS A BOX
DAMN YOU

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wew

SHOU SHOU LAB GOBLIN

END THIS FUCKING PLANET ALREADY

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It wouldn't be the first time they did it.
I'm not saying it isn't greedy but it's been the standard for a while now.
The last $20 is because most people are too lazy to go out and get all those supplies to save $13

Oh hey, Holla Forumseddit is screaming "NINTENDOOMED xD" again, since they're so blind and can't see this stuff selling millions. Imagine getting this butthurt over cardboard peripherals for existing devices, which have sold well in the past as Google Cardboard and its clones have shown.

How does it feel that Nintendo is defying you, Holla Forumseddit, and is succeeding without your input?

I'm not even mocking the box at this point.

I build Lego and part of my furniture with no instrunctions which is much harder to setup
I'm a big boy you queer

I'm curious as to how game sites are going to review this? How can they judge the controls properly if they fuck up the process of constructing the cardboard housing it, leading to control issues?

I wonder when you will realize that there are people on Holla Forums who will never miss an opportunity to pretend to be retarded just to bait (you)'s on their idiocy.

So do microtransactions. What's your point?

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Okay, 0c3fe4

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reminder soytendo is for soyboys

It this a metashitpost?

Die cut cardboard of those dimensions, assuming a production run of 100k units? That shit would be somewhere in the range of 50 to 70 cents to produce.

CARDBOARD
It’s fucking hilarious how the defense force keeps showing up.

Extremely cancerous. Nintendo at the very least should be selling some of the games as some are just glorified tech demos without the stupid boxes.

She used to be into Minetest for a while, but recently got hooked on SimCity 4k. Of course, she's tried out Nintendo stuff, she liked Odyssey and 64. She tried the older Zeldos too, enjoyed LTTP, though found it a bit hard. And we play some multiplayer stuff from time to time like CTR and Snowboard Kids 2.

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I can see this making BILLIONS and single-handedly saving the industry.

>>>/bait/

I could put this stuff together with my eyes closed, I literally fold complex cardboard bullshit as part of my job. My boss is a literal retard though and can't even make the simplest designs with a step by step instruction sheet in front of her. I tried having her help me during Christmas and it was down right embarrassing.
She's stuck right before the boss fight with the yiga clan boss in BOTW because she can't figure out to use magnesis and see the secret door and I refuse to tell her, but I've given her hints like "didn't you open any of the buried chests in that room?" She doesn't know how. I genuinely wonder if she'd even be capable of making this stuff with the video instructions and all. she streams LoL for supplementary income

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Are these… boxes… made of metal?

It's pre-cut cardboard peripherals and video games. Are you autistic or something? Do you not understand basic concepts like the idea that this is a bundle that is a game that comes with cardboard peripherals? How sad are you? You aren't smug, you're retarded.

>>>/pleb/

Hmm…

Recycled hitler ice cream cardboards from india.

I thought you were told to fuck off in the last thread.

Nintendo realized that if they were going to continue with the gimmicks, they might as well be the cheapest gimmicks possible.

It's $80 cardboard. The Google cardboard thing for phone VR that comes with glass lenses is like $5.

Even queers can spell properly.
Go to play with your Legos big baby

>>>/cuckchan/

Wait a fucking minute, weren't you that user posting a while back about the Jewess boss who used her tits and streamed for jewbux?

No, the games are probably $60-70, and the cardboard is $10-20.

Gas the cardboards! Recycle war now!

The very same.

I can't imagine the life of a Holla Forumsirgin with a daughter.
Do you even find time for games still?
Asking because I'm considering to be a father in the next 7 or so years.

Welp, time to nuke /christian/

My first reaction to this was cutting edge, that this was way ahead of it's time. You could have so many applications and peripherals, it would be so cheap, this will give Nintendo a creatvie edge they haven't had in years. Want a joystick for your fighting game or something? Just buy the cardboard sheet + rubber bands for $2 bucks at the store instead of buying a $100+ third party peripheral. The possibilites for peripherals are endless and all for fuck-all cheap. Game devs could design anything they want to go with their game, it allows for creativity, and any complains about muh cardboard are circumvented by the super cheap price and the structural rigidity of the designed, pre-cut pieces. Finally Nintendo has a good, if gimicky idea for once.

The I saw this post.

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It comes with a game, and is more like $10-20 for cardboard. But like I said, only kids and dumbasses would buy this, and that's the target.

Why do you think I build them without the instructions?

We're getting old user

All this art with that dumb red logo needs to be redone. Wasn't that like some linux distro or something?

I fucking knew it. Shame I don't remember the username on account of the jewess being a literally who.

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My generic memory tells of a time where my ancestors were burnt into ash and made into soap, lampshades, and boxes

Lol, look at this faggot and laugh. MacFarlane is redpilled, the second most redpilled in hollywood after Adam Sandler.

It all makes sense…

Holy shit, is this for fucking real?
That is fucking laughable. They are selling you fucking cardboard and acting like it's fucking revolutionary. But I guess it's okay if Nintendo does it! :^)

Yeah that's fucking great but wheres the metroid prime 4 news

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Keki please don't stop

Nintendo is fucking Apple of gaming

Rallai

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You're paying for the game too, you retard.

Well, at least there's box-tan to look forward too.

Maybe when they will release Playstation 5 nintendo will upgrade to wood technology.

I would like to see Nintendo make a game worth $70. But just to make the controller shake and make a cardboard cutout guy fall is not worth $70, let alone $20. I can only assume the other "games"" vary in quality

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That first one looks pretty nice but it should've been sanded more.

"Game".

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"(you)"

Boxes?

Hopefully.

this stuff is going to sell, I wonder if I should stock up on it and and leave them in a bin for 10 years and resell them for top dollar to collectors.

it came from cuckchan

He's not coming back man

Holla Forums pls save us

Brian Fagioli is a national treasure

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As beautiful as it is, doesn't wood get extremely hot?

Just make sure you store it in a cool, dry place to prevent it from eroding. Cardboard doesn't last forever.

post more libbie and kiki

Why not?

Should I read the manga or just wait for the anime? Or did the anime bomb?

…wtf

NINTENDO IS SELLING /po/ BOXES NOW?!

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holly shit

I usually play for at least a couple hours in the evening, and I get weekends off, so I have the time. Mostly it's a matter of motivation, since I most times don't feel like digging through all the AAA shit and Soyboy indie cancer to find something fun to play, especially not after a long day or work.. Having a backlog helps, at least.

As for having a kid ,it's not as hard as it seems at first. Just important to not do stupid shit and actually take care of the kid. Most parents just let the iPads babysit theirs and then are surprised that they turn out to be fuckups. Don't get your kid a phone until they're 9 or ten, and don't let them watch shitty jewtube let's players (so basically don't let her go to jewtube unsupervised).

Still better than cardboard.

Maybe if you're a retarded furfag from cuckchan /g/. Oh wait you are.

I remember when Wii Sports was free.

Read manga, then animu.

It's fine.

Mark will find a way to allow threads about playing with boxes, just like VN threads

You see them playing games in the trailer, retard.

Where's your proof it's a mini-game collection?

I don't think you plan will succeed.

Metroid Prime 4 now ships with a life size cardboard version of Samus's arm cannon! Insert the right Joy-Con into the front of the cannon and perform different finger gestures to change beam weapons!

So you gonna fuck her? You've already got pretty good chances if she knows you absolutely despise her. Just stare at her tits and she'll probably give in just to get your approval.

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The dream is gone,it's time to become comfortably numb.

(nice)

I already animu though. Are the official manga translations worth supporting or are they cucked?

happy birt

The video in the OP, retard.

Wood skins for switch.

Oh shit, it's you. Any new stories?

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I remember when Holla Forumseddit OC was good and not just shitty MS Paint scribbles involving already established memes

The anime is getting a second season, so it is doing pretty good

Not every one of those was a game. There was the remote control car, then the falling man, and who knows what the house is.

This, but if you play video games in general.

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ you cancerous piece of shit

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My god has it been a while since i saw that faggot,quentin? was his name?

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more like screensavers

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I don't want to lose an eye from getting stabbed with her nose.

I didn't really have to deal with her for all of December, so no. It was a nice break. She did fuck up IMMEDIATELY upon our return to normal work in January, and I've been set back enough that I spent this week doing last week's work. Good start to the fuckin year. I'm halfway through the application process somewhere else right now.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BUY SOME FUCKING CARDBOARD AT THAT POINT?
OR NO BETTER YET, JUST GO TO THE LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER AND JUST FIND IT FROM A DEAD GUY, WHY IS THIS 80$?

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Sounds acceptable.
Some days I wish I had a kid to watch me play games and that I could bring out to get ice cream. It doesn't help being a teacher.

nigga, people gonna be uploading custom diy boards and then hoarding these will be useless, not to mention easily destroyed from water, dampness, moisture, animals, and any form of pressure

how's this

The best thing about this is that Nintendo expects their core audience of brainlet soyboys being able to actually assemble these things. It looks like a fuck ton of strings, elastics, and other shit you could easily break.
I'm looking forward to the countless cases of people destroying their fucking $80 cardboard doohicky and looking to Nintendo for compensation.

So for 70 bucks I assume you're going to get software with it, right? Cardboard is way to cheap to be that jewy with.

That'd be pretty rad tbh. Ever since Prime 3 I've wanted a metroid themed scope for the wii mote. Too bad there aren't many devs willing to capitalize on that.

And they seemed to be doing so well.

I guess it's custom cardboard with instructions and cutout details. High quality cardboard, you can't get it elsewhere. It has the official Nintendo seal of quality.

Obligatory.

I fucking hate you all. This is creative, unique, and utterly fucking charming. It's not designed for you pig fuckers, it's meant for people that are poor or from poor countries. You seriously disgust me.

Any chance you could somehow add it on top of ?

Is there any place more cancerous than that place?
It's fucking reddit tier nowadays

It's okay when nintendodfadcas vfw d

I haven't laughed this much in a long time, thank you Nintendo. I'm not buying it, but now I can feel smugly superior to the retards that will as I laugh at this $80 joke.

dub dubs deserve checking

THE COWAHRDS! THE FOOWLZ!

At least you can settle all the cardboard on fire during winter. What's your console of choice doing to keep your warm, now that the Xbox 360 is no more?

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nice bait

Any more of this Switch-tan?

Have some freshly harvested gapes from SGDQ

I love how none of the people in the video show their face, they must be too embarrassed by it. At least this will be the easiest to pirate Nintendo product ever.

That's really endearing and heart warming to read.

I can guarantee you that wont ever happen.

Is this thread cyclical yet? Because it's probably gonna need to be.

good

Aw shit, that made me giggle.

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Sure your dubs wills it. Right on top of the cake or in front of the cake like he is popping out the box?

The cardboard itself will break before those things do. The moment some kid gets over-excited with their steering wheel or fishing rod or whatever, it'll snap like the stiff paper it is. You need 3 layers minimum for any kind of resistance to tearing, and then it still bends easily if you smack it against something.

I just came here I just saw this and I'm Amazed, Nintendo managed to find a fucking way to sell a Cardboard fucking box to Soygoys and they'll eat it up

Holla Forums is going to make money being bootleg cardboard dealers.

There also going to be millions of chinese knockoffs of that. When a big studio farts, chink corporations that make bootlegs fart with them.

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Mark?

You could probably recreate some of the things from plastic sheets and sheet metal. Opens up all sorts of possibilities for 3rd parties.

Here

delete

What about cardboard box-tan?

In front based user
t-thank you

Woops

Sometimes I wonder how many dad's irl want to bone their daughters. And often it goes the other way too. Once I had a girl tell me [REDACTED] because I reminded her of her dad. Like really if the law would allow it we would have a lot more incest around I believe.

A fucking box.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENDO

Post more big girls

Probably,one generation of it wouldn't cause too much in the way of genetic fuckery i believe,it's afterwards that you're really playing russian roulette.

Switch dog in a giant cardboard mech switch dog

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Chinese Bootlegs are a fucking godsend, literally the only good thing China has produced in about 1000 years.

Since the time of the fucking Sumerians, depraved fucks have wanted to fuck their own daughters and spiders.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttu

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If we really cared about genetics we wouldn't have immigration, don't you think?

read it right the fuck now
the translations are fine from what I read, though the translator does get a little meme-y with his sfx

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Here you go.

That sounds fun, but I rather more box-tan porn.

The people who do care about genetics are not the same people in charge,sadly.

Wanting to fuck spiders eh,i can get down with that.

I bet this is one of Miyamoto's weird projects hes been doing. But i have to admire the fact that i'm pretty sure only Nintendo would try and resell One Two Switch by adding some cardboard into the mix and probably make it a success.

Most of the idiots buying this will be rich white sjw tier faggots.

Wasn't Miyamoto working on a Robot game at some point with the Wii U/Switch?

Will Anthony Burch have his cardboard boxes taken by his future ex-wife when they divorce?

Americans.

Arabs have a lot of chest hair. And indians.

Iwata died for much worse

I wanted to play devil's advocate by saying that this was designed to be a cheap product that makes money by creating value from the console itself, thus driving console or software sales, but I can't even do that now. There is not one redeemable part of this product.

But somehow incest is still illegal!
I'm all out for genetics but love is love tbh.

I don't know how or why many made a connection with Nintendo and Soyboys, but I blame Treehouse for this.

No, it's the patchiness of it, just like the beard. Either have shitloads covering most of your torso like a man-bear, or groom it. Anything in between just looks like garbage.

I'm not saying to give you that much leeway,but it's definitely something that people shouldn't immediately hate just because it's the thing to hate.

Manchildren

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with having unwashed, long, gangly hair. Daily showering is for gays. Haircuts are for fags. Shampoo is for women.

That's fine I usually don't even read them since they don't keep up with the fan-translations. I just like to support good translations because otherwise you encourage them to pander to the shits.

My dad was right, videos really are something you should quit as an adult

Poor fucking Iwata, what a disgrace

imagine being this poor

we all know /fit/ is full of raging homos

That sounds fucking awesome. There's potential if they use it for stuff like that (sell a 10-15 dollar pack of peripherals for existing games). Never going to get a switch, but that would be a fun way to escape from basic wagglin.

Can I buy the game and make the cardboard myself?
I'm intrigued, I'll say that much.

But they ain't soyboys.

Pokemon Go is so much better with Nintendo Cardboard. You can stay on the streets all night catching pokemons!

humans have also been fucking horses since the dawn of time, so wanting to fuck spiders isn't that much of a stretch.

What's worse, numale or fag?

My dad works at nintendo, he just sent me a pic from the second wave of innovative new Labo products being announced later this month.

ANYWHERE FROM SEVENTY TO EIGHTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING BOX

SWITCHDOG WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE AND NOW IT'S GOING TO BE REAL THANKS TO FUCKING CARDBOARD

A fag waves his banner, a NuMale infiltrates.

It's actually quite a stretch,one you can actually stick your dick into,the other you cant.

that is true, they may be mantlets but they aren't soyboys

I think we can all agree that gay gimmick toys you build yourself are better than gay gimmick toys made of shitty plastic that crumbles if you get mad at it. The cardboard probably has a better build quality by an order of magnitude.

Numales are inherently atrophic.
Fags can at least inspire the improvement of the self.

It comes with the game, retard.
10 bucks is a little much but still.

I'd rather go full /k/ and stroke my raifu all night and day

They sell you the game, and it interacts with cardboard papercraft. This is like lego mindstorm stuff but you dont have to buy a bunch of legos or motors. Why are you guys so worked up about this like it's a humongous blunder? Do you think the cardboard sheets and rubber bands cost a lot?

The kit is ten dollars, that 2nd options is the game. The kit has more plastic mechanical pieces and string, not only cardboard.

Whoops
*that 2nd option is the game + kit.

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The price is the main issue here.

There are no plastic pieces.

(nice trips)
He was but it got cancelled. I would assume maybe this and other projects of his ended up being reworked into this.

A lot more of that in /monster/'s gigantes thread.

I could buy a truck load of cardboards for that price.

All the faggots didn't do your due diligence in telling the furfags to fuck off, so now you have to reap what you've sown.

I don't even think Sumerians were human. The word Sumer means black-headed or some shit like that.

An attitude like that gets you no Dragon tail.

I think durability is the main issue here. Cardboard won't last for shit even if you're careful with it. They could have given us the exact same concept with sheets of plastic instead that won't tear in half the moment a toddler looks at it wrong.

What about a tall waifu that can split into a loli harem? Kekkai Sensen got this idea stuck in my head.

Such beings do exist.

Help me out here guys.

It just needs an appropriate design idea.

AYO HOL UP

The build quality on that thing is complete ass. Did you use plywood?
Also, ==mother's basement==.

Is it just me, or is something wrong with his neck?

There's not much of this exact design because i didn't draw her enough for there to be much to begin with

Sorry took me a minute user.

This literally is Miyamotos robot game. I remember that robot game footage.

The Portuguese do not fuck spiders though, they fuck Capuchin monkeys.

the numale neotony, it's like they are permanently 15 and suffering infinite puberty

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You should shill her more, that's the best design for switch-tan

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You are one cool artist and i would kill to be friends with you.

They have low-t and yet they are somehow balding. I thought balding was high-t.

Great now I'm going to have to retexture the Minecraft dogs as Switch Bitch.

Then get on it lad. Please.

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Oh fuck, the one from the E3 where they teased Starfox Zero?

Anyone have these things as a kid? Reminds me of that

I can see this being really popular in Japan. Japs love shit like this

I'm really into what you're doing here.

Nice.

the very same

It looks like the game covers every kit.

Is that the Robot kit? In the video, the kid with the backpack and arms connected with string had his pack opened up and it looked like plastic things were sliding up and down when he moved the arms to make the robot punch on-screen.

Yes.

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT

Balding from high-T is a genetic defect though.

Balding is caused by T sensitivity in the scalp.

Balding is purely genetic. My dad is balding really badly, but all of my uncles on my mom's side still have full heads of hair, even if they're gray as fuck. Consequently, neither I nor my brothers are balding in the slightest.

Yes. It's nothing but paper, string, and rubberbands

I see. So balding doesn't make one any manlier. Also, check out this.

It's true, that's how the first generation of Brazilians were created ebfore we found the natives.

Shit, I'm just glad you delivered, thank you user

Why didn't the Spanish obliterate the Japanese in the 1600s like they planned?

All that is missing is "Only Men"

The thing is I don't understand why they're defending it because it's aimed for kids when this is actually not a bad idea. Because really I honestly the concept of having a sort of Arduino that you could plant onto anything that fits the type of game. It's cardboard because of how of easily manageable it is to build and accessorize. If they focus on just selling the Labo as an Arduino with some kits that include some cardboard examples and then sell cardboard designs for $15, this could be a good marketing move. I still hate the name Toy-Con. I mean even kids might think this is too kiddy. I remember specifically how kids are pretty self-aware if something seemed too kiddy for them

One was called "Variety" and had several of them in a collection, if you check the official page. The only one that is a stand alone game is the robot one which is kinda cool and I've been interested in it since they showed it off as a Wii U game. Not so much now, maybe I'll pirate it someday.

That's the one, shame it's part of an $80 cardboard kit that almost nobody will buy. (I hope)

As long as it has the Nintendo brand people will buy it.

I honestly think this is a neat idea for kids and it's going to sell well in spite of the price. It seems expensive for "a video game with some cardboard" but I don't think the price is bad in comparison to other toys and educational gimmicks. I just searched for lego on amazon and there are lego sets that cost over $100 for fuck's sake. The only thing that I'm at all bothered about is having to see numales and "geek girls" parade this shit around social media.

Also this isn't a marketing blunder, just like with the Mini Direct Nintendo is doing this shit on purpose. They know people are anxious for the real Direct with the announcements that fans are actually interested in, and they are taking advantage of that to shill things that would get zero attention otherwise.

Mark's already posted ITT nigger. What does Totodile have to do with him?

Jokes on you, I like the dog too, just in the mood for some bony loli.

Yeah sometimes I wonder if that Sam Hyde joke is right and all dads are into their daughters. The blatantly sexual shit that modern dads let their daughters get away with, not to mention sending them off to the glorified orgy that is college, makes some sense if they're all cucks that fap while imagining their daughters getting plowed.

please draw more, her design and your style are very hot

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Depending on age range kids are a lot more keen to bullshit then most people suspect.

Baldness was seen as a good thing in Sumeria, so maybe it has to do with spider incest in the genes.

The Dutch.

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his mom died you asshole

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Well, this is a warmer reception than I thought.
I just stopped posting here altogether due to reasons some time ago and someone told me my art is being posted here

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Also, it's not like low-t is their only trouble, you need balanced nutrition on general, you can't just go to a black market dealer, buy test and bam all problems solved
they eat trash and become trash subhumans

Friend of mine tried to defend the cardboard by saying it is better than R.O.B.

R.O.B. was shit but worth well more than the cardboard.

This, Nintendo is living off old glory and their fanatic fanbase only rivalled by Sonyfags.
In fact, the latter has been largely quiet these last two years.

In concept I would be willing to defend a cardboard peripheral based business strategy. There is nothing wrong in theory with a team making software that works around a peripheral and fully utilizes the technology within the console itself and including the design manual in-game at no additional cost. The problem is when you sell the cardboard and supplies at extreme markup.

Hopefully some enterprising company makes a Lepin-tier knockoff version for $5 a pop.

It's meant to cash in on adult children who want to get high and play with cardboard because muh creativity while stoned.

Totodile is his pokewaifu

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Get better friends user.

Unappreciated post.

What about the eyelets? I would assume the string would run through them (and would prevent string on cardboard friction damage)

And reflective tape so the infrared camera can read any of the moving cardboard pieces.

Thinking about it.

That makes sense. They need to go keto and work out.

Well,do more if you can

FUCK SALT

There was a VR setup in the robot kit, right? That might be interesting, it means it's an endorsed game type now.

What happened if I may ask

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You see that new video he uploaded?
was pretty good

Please stop posting pozzed nintendo shit on this board. Thank you.

What part of "If they focus on just selling the Labo as an Arduino with some kits that include some cardboard examples and then sell cardboard designs for $15, this could be a good marketing move" is defending $80 boxes? And who are you quoting?

To be fair, it looks like a very professionaly packaged cardboard box.

No, but as part of the robot kit you have a joycon strapped to your head to track head movement. It looks fucking retarded.

IT'S NOT FAIR

It just keeps getting worse

Ninty wouldn't make something as open as that, though. I'd love for an arduino based creative platform - something like Lego Mindstorms with more open potential (and lower price), but it's Nintendo after all.
Even creating Mario Maker maps is a hassle, I don't think the Labo sets will allow for 'going out of the intended design'. You HAVE to assemble the cardboard as shown, and the Toybox cartridge only lets you do THESE things - nothing else. There might be a barebones Scratch-esque system but no real coding - Ninty is afraid of dem exploits, after all.
However, I can see the homebrew scene getting some creative Labo-ish ideas, now that the Switch is indeed hackable.

Calling it now:

These things are going to be magnets for pets. Expect photos of normie's dogs and cats destroying these.

Man how fucking tell are you.

What the fuck is going on?

Hehehehohohohahaha

Even if the game is $60, cardboard shouldn't cost over $5.

I probably will, daily draws tend to wring me dry of ideas.

Too lazy to deal with proxies, favorite boards dead or infested with literal cancer.

You can't possibly be serious

Those who draw lolis are always welcome here.

I'm serious about that friend thing,drop me a disagreement or steam over this shit if you're up to it
[email protected]

DHT, which is a more powerful androgen than test, makes one more susceptible to balding though. A lot of it has to do with how sensitive the receptors in your body are. Nu males might have high sensitivity in their hair follicles but low sensitivity in their muscles. Taking into account lack of exercise, sensitivity to xenoestrogens which the effect of making your accumulate fat and you've explained the nu-male phenomena

Unless you're a genetic freak it's working out while on keto won't bring you any gains since you're limited on proteins.

sure you can just carve out a new one from an amazon box but I imagine most kids wouldnt bother

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How the fuck do you see where you are then? I guess they do show a big TV but that's not as cool.

Is this how a company completely eradicates its reputation in the span of a day?
I'm looking around outside Holla Forums. There are about ten people defending this and MILLIONS making fun of it.
That's it, Nintendo's dead. There's no recovering from this. Even if they just up and cancelled it, I doubt people are going to forget this.

this is a good fetish,i like this,this is mine now

They're defending a 50-60 dollar game with 20-30 dollars worth of cardboard attached to it.

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It's still just called rape.

It comes with maximum $1 of cardboard.

Not according to /loli/ staff who outright decided to ban "western" lolis.

You better like warframe then.

I remember someone joking how Nintendo would announce a licensed emulator but here we are.

I'm legitimately excited for this. I'll tell you why.

I know I'm going to get bullied for defending cardboard, but putting together my favorite hobbies makes me so happy.

They said they ban things that aren't in anime style. Images related are recently from the drawthread.

What a bunch of niggers
What's their stance on Hoshime for example?
Is anything not Japanese "Western"?

It baffles me that weebscum fucking drools over shitty Jap art but loses their fucking mind over Western art of any quality, shitty or otherwise.

And now /loli/ is dead

for tagging purposes of course

i dont mind it

Gains are not the purpose of keto and you certainly won't be short on protein. The issue is that eating at a defecit kills gains but is also the only way to lose fat (unless you're working on noob gains). Body recomp and IF are what you should be looking at for gains and fat loss.

How the fuck do you even manage? If I don't get a haircut at least once a month, I end up looking like my waifu. How does he manage to look like that much of a ratboy?

Oh fuck, please be in London.

who would have thought.

>>>/delicious/

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If you knew anything about life you wouldn't love this fetish. This is how all the bitches become sluts for life. By exploiting older men for sex.

kill yourself

Receding hairlines.

Where's 1?

every time

Your fault for thinking 3D is anything but PD

That's why we have /delicious/ now.

ＦＬＡＴ ＩＳ ＪＵＳＴＩＣＥ

but seriously, I second this notion. We may not be a loli board, however I think we can agree that loli's are pure innocent creatures that should be allowed on the board. Remember though, loli's are for patting, not fapping.

2D only though

3DPD is fucking gay.

good thing im talking 2d

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haha(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

nigga you're blowing this way out of proportion, if this flops they literally can just stop printed cardboard and make regular software and leave like the templates online or some shit.
Financially this is ridiculously fucking safe.

How dare you insult KEK?

Why would you lie on the internet?

2.09 metres, or just over 6'10".

interesting how much bkub has blown up

83% Catholic too

this is why sony is winning the generation

Dude I like Nintendo myself, but there's no defending this.

IT'S A FUCKING BOX

Just put an Apple logo or a Nintendo logo on a dildo and I bet you'll defend that too.

How the fuck is the weather up there?

Yeah the PS4 and it's two games blow everything out of the water this gen.

reported for being a sodomite

You poor sod, at least she won't have to bend over to deliver some suction.

I thought that might have been why. Yeah, it fucking blows. /loli/ was taken over by one of the goons from /a/ (Tewi, same guy that does the rabbit rabbit threads) and he drove it right into the ground and even deleted OC that is now lost forever.

I dunno if it's your thing but the western community moved to >>>/delicious/. I'm pretty sure they will accept you, but otherwise just post in Holla Forums's draw threads, there are plenty of loli lovers here.

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Do you seriously think you can invite lolis and not attract lolicons? You may as well invite furries and expect the board to be free of furfags. Pedo vermin are drawn to lolis like maggots to rancid meat.

And you faggots thought fucking amibos were retarded hahahaha holy shit look at this.

you made me chuckle ya cunt

It's more likely than you think

Describes the board perfectly actually

>>>/out/

I'm not welcoming them, they've always been here.

From one big guy to you, I know your pain
Put on earth with tall girl fetish, doomed to be taller than all girls I know

Is it gay to kiss a girl's dick that also happens to be a girl?

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NIGGER

Same here. Although I'm 6' 2" so that leaves me with some sliver of hope.

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I was comparing lolicons to furfags, and yes, they are comparable. Frankly lolicons are if anything worse than furfags.

Meant for

/delicious/ allows all styles.

I wish i had your problems.

Not knowing the difference.
Reported for being d&c kike

Fuckoff goon

You realized with WNBA's non-existent fanbase you two basically just doxed yourselves.

furry > loli

Is this furry? Asking for a friend.

5'11 here

haha

If it has a snout, get the fuck out

you fucking kidding me? they banned western lolis? so we cant talk about UAB? what a goddamn faggot

nevermind the fact that being tall actually sucks because the world is built for manlets

Yup

L O L

Holla Forums is still a vidya board, so keep it vidya

That's why polt is allowed, right furfag?

the sad part it does, and even though you only know two games it's still selling better than everything else and is on its way to becoming one of the best selling consoles of all time.

Great to see /monster/ here.

Where have you been.

Never gets old.

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Literally nothing wrong with yiff as long as you don't touch the aids ridden "community" and "culture"

every time

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Nope. Is there any wonder why /loli/ is dying and /delicious/ is growing.

UAB is vidya though.

What have I done?

WORDS

yes, it is.

Can we please get a snap-on futa trap version?

It is time to start over fat kike.

uh huh

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Gotcha.

Monsterfags should just admit they're furfags and be done with it. It's not like anyone's gonna care, Holla Forums's chock full of degenerates already.

This is your fault, and you are as subhuman as he is.

There's no difference between annoying lolicons who shit up threads with loli smut and annoying furfags who shit up threads with furry smut. Neither one is as bad as the faggots who try derailing good threads to bitch about loli or furry because one person posted an anime girl or an anthro, though. Fuck those guys especially.

This is Holla Forums. Not hating something or taking worse assumption especially from Nintendo makes you a shill. They could have at least go for corrugated plastic.

Has anyone made a joke relating to Ouya-chan? Like Switch-chan sitting in an expensive looking cardboard box next to her?

I tried to warn you you dumb bastard.

You didn't ban the A.I that's what, you cake eating kike.

These are considered monster girls there.

I'm not against it but I kinda ran out of talking topics back on release because anne-marie is best girl

You can solve that by killing yourself

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It's your fault for being a furry tbh.

buttmad furry detected

You don't, you really don't when you're this tall your options are severely crippled
You dug your own grave

even the dog knows his owner is a fucking insane.

Still less autistic than Nasus writing and lore Kikeboy

Well unless we send Nintendo a letter telling them to at least use plastic or to make Switch v2 an actual android dog I'm not sure what more we can talk about Danbotendo right now.

Stop

I'm speechless.

Yeah but what gundam pilot is the head of the peripheral divison?

It all started with a fucking Switch Dog.

Those don't have snouts if you draw them in 2D and look at them face on though

>>>/lol/

post more fucks goatboy I bet you won't

Reported

Might as well while you're at it. Who likes threads on the right track anyway.
:^)

FUCK I DON'T NEED THESE OUYA FEELS

This thread was fun while it lasted. Back to video games.

I like monstergirls but your BO allows furshit. Quit denying it.

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Literally nothing wrong with kemono

Not the Ouya joke that I expected but still funny.

The get is coming…

unstickying now

Stop posting cats.

This is why I will never have kids, let alone a daughter. It was way too much with my sister to go with that shit again. I wonder how modern dads feel when they see their daughter nudes.

It's pretty shitty most of the time, but knowing that you manlets respire my farts just warms the cockles of my heart enough to make this lonely existence in the stratosphere bearable.

One day, brother.

You don't want to be my height. It certainly has advantages, but I'm not a social butterfly. It's also a lot more difficult to get the aesthetic benefits of exercise.

STOP

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stop posting larpagans

ok

thank you for this delivery of goat

Thing is that the kemono I posted are from monster girl mangas from different monster girl artists and are considered monster girls. /monster/ is still denying that Polt is kemono. Not all monster girls are furshit, but not all furshit are monster girls. But furshit based off myth and fantasy are monster girls and are anime kemono.

don't stop

ANOTHER TRIUMPH!

Except the fact that it's furshit.

GET
inb4 the A.I got it

Holy shit guys, have you heard how much the PS3 is going to cost? $599 is absolutely ridiculous.

thicc snake get

get

LAMO

repeating numbers

WINRAR

YOU WIN

She is furry, she has a snout

Son of a bitch

Shyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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She's a kemono type monster girl.

Check'd

Nice get even if offtopic.
>slowpoke
It's mocking us, is it not?

Fug

nice nummers

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checked

NO

Tomato tamato. Kemono is the anime variant of furry.

Kemono is the jap term for furshit.

fresh

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Aren't humans usually hardwired to not want to fuck their immediate family?

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As I already said

Heero it is then

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Only 599 US dollahs?
Shiiieeeet, Sony has the best prices niggah

But can it play PS2 games?

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My man

3 seconds before I did.
My post was better anyway

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This has been a good thread.

Well, the Switch is outselling the PS4. Predictions on the future of the industry?

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All predictions are cancer.

If you think about it we're all inside a box

I wouldn't want to fuck a girl who I've raised from a bratty whiny baby, wiped her shitty ass, cleaned up her vomit, dealt with her temper tantrums (and also shares like fuckin half of my dna).

If you have a desire to fuck your siblings/children, you probably are a virgin.

I wonder what Quentin would have done if Nintendo came out with this back then. Lord knows he would have a field day with the soyboy grimace meme.

Fuckin ace

right here

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The Switch being a portable guarantees that Nintendo will dominate the Nip market for this gen

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Why would you do that to best girl?

no it's not. it's got to sell 60 million more units to surpass where the PS4 is at now. By the time it gets there the ps4 will be another 40 million ahead.

It's a prediction of the future of the industry. Vidya gets thrown into the garbage.

He read too much doujins, onii-chan.

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

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Did you know the jp voice actress for Blanc also did the voice of Chocolat Gelato?

So the idea is that it's a series of accessories made out of cardboard

He was talking about current rates of sale

Don't you have some Bloodborne to replay fam

There is the westermarck effect, causing most people to not be attracted to people they are raised around in their first few years. There's a chinese custom (shim-pua marriage) where parents would adopt a future wife for their newborn son, and the same effect usually caused the two to not be attracted to each other in adulthood. But that only applies to the kids, there isn't anything necessarily preventing a dad from wanting to bone his daughter, and usually cousins are far more attracted to each other than they are with the general population.

I think the greater effect other than taboo is what mentions. Taking care of some brat or having to deal with your annoying sister in her natural state tends to make it impossible to see them sexually.

Never ever.

So this… is the power…

the current rate of sale doesn't really matter very much. It's only on track to surpass the xbone which wouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

I did not know that and I don't know who Chocolat is.

exhentai.org/g/1061133/ecf8df51f4/

If you can justify paying $70 for software to yourself then of course you can justify paying $70 for cardboard to yourself. Not an argument.

A good girl.

H-huh? I figured everyone would know Chocolat by now.

I recently met my sister for the first time and she is fucking hot as hell and works on television and I am mad sad I will never get the feel those voluptuous breasts.

Cute.

congratulations Nintendo

For those of you that don't know producing cardboard is costlier than plastic.

Some furshit

If she's your sister, then I see why not meeting each other for sibling bonding. Non sexual of course. Just regular bonding between siblings you sick fuck.