Comfy homm thread

Talk about the lore, how to get gud, what your favorite game in the series is, etc.

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lets get this shit going
favorite town solely based on the town music?

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I suck at this game. I was playing that dragon hunter quest chain, and I could barely keep up with the growing stacks around me. It was the fairy dragon hunting quest. Are there any exploits you anons know about that might help me overcome massive stacks?

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Tower or Dungeon, I think. While still being pretty decent, Haven has by far the worst music.

Necropolis always, too bad the music starts getting good by the time you're already finished managing the town

Is that a dev made map you're talking about?
If you're a complete beginner and suck at everything, I'd suggest starting with the queen campaign.


Tower, definitely.
My favourite town is Castle though.

Stronghold has great BG music.
Shame it's units are a bit shitty.

Stronghold has the best theme.

Well I'm not sure which campaign or other map you're on from that, but you have to play the game aggressively and use a lot of heroes with only 2 actually being your primary army and the rest being your lackeys. If you find yourself stonewalled by AI that's because the AI doesn't have an opening to exploit on you so now you're in a turtling match which you will lose because the AI will amass it's forces until it can smash through you. And Necro faction is the most OP faction.

I don't get it

That's All for One, right? I remember playing that on easy and getting my ass handed to me by the cpu. Still had amazing amounts of fun.

What is the problem here?

the only thing i have to say about homm is that its disappointing how little porn there is

Can you imagine what the porn would involve?
Because I can't.

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V did nothing wrong

I really like the Sylvan music, although Castle is and always has been my favorite faction since the first time I played this game when I was 3. This was literally the first video game I ever played. I wonder if that makes anyone here feel old.

Probably Gelu getting fucked in the ass or Queen Catherine getting spitroasted.

I remember someone here saying there was a porn mod where the monsters fuck instead of fight, but I have never seen it so he could have just been pulling my leg.

HoMM3 as Solmyer (sp) wizard with chain lightning from tower I think. Nothing is better. Pick up a scholar and some estates-coin earning heroes. Seperate your units like 30,30,30,1,1,1 go into combat hit chain lightning, kill a few 1,1,1 no biggie level 1 troops overwhelming victory time and time again, go back to town for mana, rinse-repeat.

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fuck, i gotta boot up a necropolis game myself, time to spam the undead!

Wait I thought you could only use necromancy to get regular liches with the Cloak of the Undead King?

I'm going to guess that the reason it summoned Power Liches is because the army was full and contained a stack of Power Liches, but no regular Liches.

Oh ok, I assume it works with other units gained by necromancy too then but propably gives a reduced amount?

I do not recall any such penalty.

Best theme coming through.

V is really good, but the main problem with it is the battle grid.
Having squares instead of hexagons makes the game not as fun as 3.


I'd fugg the queen, but she needs more polygons and better rendering.


IV had some amazing tracks.
Also, having different versions of Haven's theme from V depending on the situation was fantastic.

The cloak of the undead king or whatever causes any undead resurrected after the battle to be a higher tier than one depending on the necromancy skill level. Level one with the cloak gives zombies, then wights, and then liches at expert necromancy. It defaults to the regular version if their is a stack of liches, or a free space in your army. If you have power liches, and no space for another unit group it will instead raise them as power liches that way you don't lose them.

*if there is a stack of liches

HOMM3 Necro is overrated. The skeleton gimmick only works on random maps with hundreds of level 1s to farm skeletons on. Otherwise, you have some of the worst level 1, 2 and 3 in the game, and have a hard time even capturing mines early. Then comes the vampire - finally a good one - and the upgraded one is obviously top tier. It takes until LEVEL FUCKING FIVE to get a shooter - until then, expect any fight to create significant losses. Level 6 is also top tier, but level 7 is shit again.

So L1, 2, 3 and 7 are shit. 4 is decent unupgraded, amazing upgraded (clears neutrals by itself without losses). Five is decent only because it's a shooter. 6 is the best in the game.

Compare that to Castle, for example - top tier level 1, shooter level 2. This is very significant since it allows you to clear weak neutrals early without losses. Top tier level 3. Decent level 4. Weak level 5 but shooter. Good level 6 and 7.

Seriously, try playing Necro on ANY CD map on impossible difficulty. You can barely scrape by.

I have never played one of these games before. Which do I start with?

Loved 1 but it's primitive and unbalanced. 3 is considered the peak.

Doesn't help that the vampire dwelling upgrade costs a significant amount of crystal (at least two piles if I remember) so you might not get the chance to rush it.

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3 is the best, get the HD mod for it, you'll be grateful you did.
5 is also very good, but not up to par with 3, worth it at least for the campaign though.

I haven't played HOMM3 in ages and I can't say I'm very good at it but when I played it I basically never bought bone/ghost dragons. They're just so fucking useless. Is there some pro who can convince me otherwise? The only scenario I ever bought tier 7 as necro was when I was drowning in gold and wanted to buy every building just for the hell of it.

Nah the tier 6 units are so good that you can get by with just converting the non-upgraded dragon units into bone dragons and sticking with upgraded non-Necropolis dragons.

Probably I shouldn't have played RoE scenario in HotA and cheese everything with power lich stacking. Though fuck the author for that final area that drops 1k archangels, 4k rocs, 8k dendroids and 18k earth elementals every single step.

Where can I get portraits for HoMM3 in 128x128, or 256x256? I want to put some portraits into grimrock, but grimrock requires 128x128, and I don't want to upscale the smaller ones I am finding.

Hexagons should be reserved for battle tactics maps. They are perfect for Heroes' battles.
Squares are better for big maps, should be used in overworld/underworld.

I recommend you try beating other campaigns first if you haven't already. The WE WUZ DRAGUN HUNTAZ N SHEIT campaign is tough as nails and should be one of the last you'll play.


Guess what kind of maps multiplayer matches are played on? It's random maps
You don't need lots of level 1s either by the way, the way most random map seeds are you're gonna be swimming in skellies really soon. The one big problem though is that a lot of the time you'll need both Slow and Haste since the skellies are slow as molasses.

Your best bet might be to look into the HD re-release they did a little while ago. IIRC they only remastered the base game for some retarded reason, but that'd be a place to start.

Does anyone have the pic where ubijew lies about their HD remix, putting the old game's map sprites as battle sprites so the new "handrawn" ones look better in comparision?

3 is the best. Get the HD mod for it. DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH THE SHITTY HD EDITION FROM UBISOFT. HD mod is the original game and expansions with an HD mod applied on it.

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Here's the GOG installer for HoMM3 with all the expansions. Just google homm 3 HD mod for the rest. HD mod doesn't change the gameplay but makes everything in the interface more convenient and adds support for higher resolutions.

Do you know if the other big mods (HOTA, WOG) are compatible with the HD mod?

Also does anyone know of any way to convert a map into an image? I spent like three hours making a map for a TTRPG in the map editor, and it looks really nice, but I have so far been unable to find any tools to convert it. I really don't feel like trying to stitch together a bunch of screenshots in paint.

That was my point. Well, I've played online on CD maps and maybe if more people did that, skeletons wouldn't be a problem. A few years ago, I was able to find people on goyranger that would play with me on CD maps. And it turns out that Necro, without the influx of skeletons, is one of the worst towns, if not the worst. I think the only one that doesn't have a shooter in the first three levels.

HOTA is compatible with the HD mod. Don't know about WOG though

Everyone's favorite Creature Rankings!

Level 1:

Centaur - 10 HP, high speed. Easy.
Halberdier - 10 HP but lower speed.
Master Gremlin - A level 1 shooter! Clears neutrals easy.
Sprite - Fast and no retaliation. Sign me up!
Hobgoblin - Fast and good stats.
Infernal Troglodyte - Decent stats, immune to Blind.
Gnoll Marauder - Decent stats, but no blind immunity.
Skeleton Warrior - weak stats.
Familiar - fast and weak.

Also HoMM III best HoMM

does anyone have the image showing how they co pared the over world sprites to their new "enhanced" sprites because they looked shitty as fuck compared to the original sprites?

also >pic related
You should also consider trying this mod out

That doesn't even exist.

HOTA is 100% compatible with HD mod. There's actually a download for it integrated in the HD mod launcher because HOTA is made by the HD mod devs.

I'm 100% sure it does user, I've seen it posted here before, but i didn't save it or forgot to name it

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That?

It's just a screenshot that was made way back in 2014 when people actually liked the show.
The mod doesn't actually exist.


You can fool some people all the time, all the people for a time, but not everyone all the time.

Thank you user

Thanks.
How the fuck did those faggots think that shit would fly.
It's not like half the globe is still playing the damn original game.

I think the eastern europeans and slavs are actually playing their own HoMM knockoff, I've got it installed maybe I should actually play it.

You mean King's bounty?

Could we arrange some Holla Forums H3 matches?

They're really good. It's only a single player campaign, but I enjoyed it. The first one is OK but Armored Princess is where the series starts to improve in leaps and bounds.

King's Bounty is not a HoMM knockoff though, it's a successor to an old game called King's Bounty which was kind of a spiritual predecessor to HoMM

I know man, I'm Russian

HoMM is a knockoff of Kings Bounty if anything you illiterate nigger

Personal opinion about Heroes V vs III
Heroes III
Pros:

Cons:

Heroes V
Pros:

Cons:
? Some people don't like the artstyle I personally don't mind it

We could arrange a play-by-save file type of game.

Someone post the skill tier list for 3.


There's a mod to make the turns go faster for HoMMV which you probably should get.
Other than that, it's pretty much spot on.


I still have the game installed and on hold with my saves, but I'm not sure how much more time will have to pass before I decide to try it again.
Maybe I should just switch to a mage and be done with it. I remember it being super easy mode in the original.

That could probably work, but it would take a long bloody time.
Well, it's not like we're going anywhere, really.

Eador - Genesis not King's Bounty.

wat

it's a Dr.Who episode fanfic,where all the fat in the body of fatties becomes sentient and just walks out their bodies and goes back to their own planet.

I had an older one, but I don't really agree with it anymore, so made a new one.

Actually might move armorer to mid, it's not that good.

I don't exactly agree with this one, but maybe its because effectiveness of a lot of the skills can depend heavily on what nation you're playing and what map you're on
For instance the fucking water navigation one is utterly useless on quite a few of the maps, and even on maps its useful its not particularly that good a skill;. And if you're lucky there are even items that can pretty much do exactly the same thing, or at least offer a similar benefit. which in my eyes makes it almost as bad as pathfinding which should be bad tier
Sorcery is not a bad skill, but its not mid-tier, its not actually useless its just grants a minor benefit in battle a really small benefit in my opinion its better than pathfinding and navigation depending on the map
Estate is actually a good skill for shitty heroes you have just for the sole purpose of visiting places once a week, like windmills, so its definitely not a bad skill but it is terrible for your main offensive heroes
also
Tazar would like to have a word with you…

This one is much shittier than the older one. Offense and Armorer are much better than absolute garbage like Water (what are you gonna cast Mirth against me?) and Fire which is ok, but not really that useful unless you're going for berserk or armageddon meme builds. Also, fucking intelligence in top tier? You do know that you can just stay in town to replenish all your mana, right? Also there's a reason why Diplo is banned in multiplayer, I don't care how many shitty counterarguments people keep presenting, but until you get your ass kicked multiple times by a master of the Slav runes like I did you won't see just how Diplo completely breaks early game progression.

Armourer and a lot of mediocre skills like sorcery are similar in a sense – only good for the heroes that have the specialization.
The initial chart was more of a guide, telling you what to prioritize without regards to the main hero's spec when you got a level up.

If you don't have the armourer spec but have to choose between it and, say, offence, you go for offence.
That's why it's a mid skill. Also, I think it's bugged in sieges, but I'm not sure if the HD mod fixed that.

Finally, diplo can either break the game or be useless depending on the map settings.
It's not necessarily an instant win.

Well, Water has Clone and Prayer, two top tier spells…but they're level 4, so maybe should be moved to High. Diplomacy is only broken on random maps.

anons get HD mod and horn of abyss mods to get normal playable online without any LAN bullshit

kurwa :-DDd

Wow. So we can easily organize a Holla Forums match now. Let's get on it then.

Also Teleport is very useful against AI sitting in his castle.

Are the matches HotA only or can you choose vanilla as well?

you can just ban cove and play on vanilla map if you want

I see.
Well, that's good to know, thanks.

WoG is partially compatible, HD feature set should work without any need for tweaks, HD+ feature set [like the battle replay, etc] are not available but WoG has scripts for most of those things in first place, so you don't need HD+ for that.
There should be "HD mod" inside ERA 2 launcher for WoG if I remember correctly.
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Also sidenote, if you are using WoG 3.58f, be aware that ERA II runs on older version of WoG scripts, so the scripts like "units rebalance", "advanced commander stats and skills" "spells rebalance", etc wont be exactly the same.
In exchange you get shitton critical fixes that ERA II brings to WoG and compatibility for further mods based on it.

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I actually preferred the vampires in HOMM5 over HOMM3, if only due to their aesthetics
Reminded me of warhammer a bit and i felt they were a little less stereotypical movie vampire and more fantasy

Classic movie Vampires like was based off myths which more or less portrayed them as ugly initially. An important thing you have to understand is that the only race that perfectly matches Vampires are Jews now I know what you're thinking "wat duh fug" but listen; the reason for traits like "must count salt when thrown on the ground" is because salt was a type of currency a reliable one at that so it's basically the equivalent and tossing 3 years worth of loose change and telling him it has no value and you don't care how much is there. hating the cross? Jews despise the cross they hate it so much that they expunged it from their own math and science textbooks so they don't have to make a + sign.

Reach into your heart, you know it to be true.

So can we arrange a match using the HD mod online lobby? I really have an urge to play, like, right now.

wog is compatible, just be sure to turn off hardware cursor from the HD launcher, as that fuck things up

I'd be up for it. I only have 100-something hours of experience though

Okay. I haven't ever used this online lobby, by the way. Don't even know if it works.

Anyway, made a game. It's called "user game" and password is 8ch. Come join me there and we'll talk there. I'll let you choose the map if you want.

Oh by right now you mean right now. Im retarded. I can play rn but I'll have to disconnect in 30 minutes or so

Maybe we'll get to finish a small map.

Shit, I also need horn to use online lobbies I thought I only needed the hd mod. Sorry I am actually retarded, but I can play in 2 hours with all mods and everything

Okay, I'll still be here. If anyone else wants to play earlier, feel free. Game is "user game" and password is 8ch.

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Squares wouldn't be so bad if you couldn't attack diagonally and if large creatures didn't take up so much space.
Stopping the enemy from attacking a unit by blocking his path is virtually impossible in 5.
It takes away a lot of the strategy and planning that you sometimes have in 3.

Except the movies were based off books and the books were very loosely based off myth. Your claims are ridiculous.

I'm hosting again! Game "user game". Password: 8ch. Come play with me!

By the way, I'm also seeding a torrent with everything required to play HOMM3 online. It contains HOMM3 Complete preinstalled, and the installers for both HD Mod and Hota 1.51. Can anyone check if it works? First time I'm seeding my own torrent.

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Come on, don't tell me no one on Holla Forums wants to play this game?

i dont see your game

it's there now

Most of the unit aesthetics in HoMM5 was ripped off quite shamelessly from Warhammer Fantasy miniatures. The worst offenders are the two Elf factions (Dungeon and Sylvan) only missing the pointy helmets. I mean for God's sake they have blade dancers and witch elves. Complete with 80's Elvira hair for the latter part. But the Haven faction is clearly designed to resemble the Empire right down to the hammer-wielding Sigmarite priests and the Necropolis faction is designed to resemble a Vampire Counts army right down to sword-wielding vampires with topknots.

Fun fact: During development they were forced to change one of their unit designs as Games Workshop was threatening a lawsuit. It was the Dendroid which originally was a fairly faithful render of the Woodelf Treeman miniature. They played it safe after that and made the rather original and weird design that shipped.

Had a fun game with user. Was THIS close to fucking it up when I attacked his castle too early. Army-wise I would have lost, but was lucky to get Deemer with Meteor shower in the tavern.

I might be able to play one more today if anyone else wants.

Heh, just got a game with (I think) a russian guy (because he sucked at english). He attacked me at day 4 while I sat in the castle. Made one move, said "gg" and left. But I think he could have won that battle.

is homm2 any good?

I never really had this problem as Necro. You are turning all your zombies and wights into skeletons right?I also hope you aren't upgrading them

Yes it is good. It's just a fact that 3 is better.

why?

You get less from Necromancy if you upgrade, I think 66%.

Anyway, does anyone want to play?

Huh. So that's what happened.
That's really funny, but it explains why the designs were actually decent.
Good to know.


I'd try, but I'm not very good at the game, not to mention busy for the next 9 hours or so.

I was hoping to organize a Holla Forums match with 8 people against each other but it doesn't seem to be possible. Maybe 4 people, at least. Well, I'm here if anyone wants to play one on one.

I would like to play but im getting my ass kicked by even Normal AI so i have to learn the ropes first

You will learn faster playing against a real person. Come on in! It's fun as fuck.

I'm hosting if you want to play (on the online lobby). Game: user game. Password: 8ch.

Well even if i wanted i cant now because i gotta go to university in about 1 hour

Ok, got a game with some russian guy heh.

Wow, that sucked. It was going well and suddenly I've started having 1 minute turn limits and I couldn't do shit. No thanks for that kind of game.

HOMM4 was a piece of shit and there is nothing you can say that would make it good
fuck off "muh music" fags