Nintendo Direct Mini

It's probably babby gamejourno mode.

Team-Xecuter already announced a hardmod for the switch.

Edited OP since I didn't watch every trailer

YES

Do we know if it's an actual hardmod?

I don't know, the vid clearly says he doesn't give a fuck about spikes, can roll as much as he wants and even spin the board to get Diddy jetpack-like effect. I wonder if the board will actually work like the bearded viking in Lost Vikings.

Team Xecuter deals in hard mods primarily.

FUCKERS

Didn't they actually remade the localization because NISA fucked up? Isn't that why the game isn't released on PC yet? Did they remade it with NISA again?

Mario Tennis on Switch is probably the only real good news. All WiiU games are going to be re-released on the Switch so Tropical Freeze isn't even a surprise at this point.

I just hope the new scenario they are adding to this port isn't shit.

they will likely save big announcements for E3. Nintendo is well aware people want metroid prime 4 news.

Huh, I wonder how that will work.

solder in a small PCB with a few wires, tuck it away neatly, enjoy. Likely allows a CFW.

Huh, hopefully it'll be undetectable by Nintendo.

They relocalized the game, yes, but it’s still NISA so the relocalization is still going to be garbage. They can hit the retry button all they want, at the end of the day they’ll ruin anything they touch.

Dark souls is just Japanese skyrim

Well shit. I was thinking they just canned NISA and went with someone else. Glad to know that since I was planning on buying the PC release.

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Why?

Funky Kong seems like Speedrun mode tbh

Maybe there's a Direct next week?

Here's your (you)

I was expecting that and ports of old games, and what do you know, exactly as expected.

How is it fucking not?
From is no better than Todd

Ping Pong is the best Rythm Heaven minigame.

At least Tennis looks decent.

I thought Atlus bullied them into redoing it?

It's Falcom's game, and yes they did after the Gildfag started an email campaign informing them of NISA's shittyness. Unfortunately, the head of Falcom has close releations to the heads over at Nippon Ichi Software (NISA's parent), so it may take more than just one bad translation before the message gets across.

I liked it. Got some good shit out of it. A return to the classic Game Boy versions of Mario Tennis is more than welcome. Really stoked about the Dark Souls remaster, not gonna lie.
The Direct Mini only covered shit up until May at the latest, so I'm guessing it's a hold-over until the big presentation at E3 shortly thereafter.

I didn't know people did this

god you are so damn pathetic of an avatarfag

If you're going to pretend to be retarded at least do it on Holla Forums

Oh boy. now faggots are gonna give NISA even more money for that hackjob because muh switch

I would hope you have to unlock him

FUNKY THE MAIN MONKEY

HE IS THE APE TO GET YOU THROUGH SCRAPES

Get ready for Flashy Paths 3, user.

It's a shit broken no fun allowed game with an endless community of autists defending it religiously, just like Skyrim.

I hope Aegislash's beam attack isn't Chandelure levels of annoying.

He's not wrong though.

HE

Fuckoff Todd

true
I'm sorry the game doesn't have any dragon dildos for you
where do you think you are

Reported

It was fun while it lasted.

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Why do autists get so salty that every random announcment isn't some massive earth shattering new game?

Not until you buy Skyrim Super Duper Deluxe Premium Edition.

Why do autists keep eating the same shit constantly.

I would certainly buy Skyrim Game of the Decade deluxe platinum Edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series premium edition for the Switch, fellow gamer.

You know. Not bad.

Yeah, better than most directs. However I was hoping for Virtual Console shit.

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I always hate how they leave the VC barren in most consoles. I do hope for an improvement in their virtual console library in the future.

4/10

Somewhere out there, a fat 14 year old is violently jerking his dick to this.

Yeah. Putting VC would solve a lot of issues with the release schedule. Granted nintendo is actually making the right choice by having it be a consistent stream of releases and announcements but having the VC to fall back on would be nice.

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what if we get a new waluigi

WHERE'S MOTHER 3 REGGIE
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

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He ate it

t. a bitter Dark Souls fan

i am happy that a remaster is coming to pc eventually,i could never beat 1 because of how poorly it ran

Who else here didn't fall for the switch meme?

t. Wii U owner

Considering that no one owned a Wii U, it's not that bad. Just wish they weren't full price.

Ports because nobody owned or knew what a Wii U was.

I owned a wii u
and then i was sad.

Go lust after your sister, Anthony.

I'm still waiting for the inevitable Switch XL or "NEW" Switch.

who

I think any revision would be to make it better as a portable consoles. They would probably extend battery life and junk.

What a heart-warming and arousing story, Mark.

Probably, but either way I'll still gonna wait. There's already enough games on it that I'm convinced to buy it.

>they're selling Hyrule Warriors at full MSRP for the third time
I bet this version still drops frames badly in co-op.

Because everyone who was going to buy Xenoblade 2 already did, they don't feel the need to market it.

A shitty system is a shitty system, just calling out the switch for not having anything special

Except some of these ports, like DaS, are already on PC and perform way better.

Listen here Nutendo, I ain't buying this shit till we get a new F Zero, ok?

So not until Miyamoto dies?

Third? what was the second?

3ds

There was a New 3DS port.

oh wow,that shit totally happened under the radar,even the official wiki doesn't list that

I'm happy to pirate such a thing, because I bought Dark Souls Prepare to Die Edition on Steam and DSfix doesn't fucking work anymore for some reason.

Wrong, this port will likely be able to reach 1080p without an unreliable fix and maybe 60 FPS as well. DaS runs like shit on PC, it's a garbage port.

Wasn't that a different game? This is supposed to combine all this shit onto one system right? Still, full priced for Mousou garbage is abhorrent.

Played this game on the DS, again on the 3DS, then on Android.

Probably gonna buy this shit again fuck me

That's because it went under the title Hyrule Warriors Legends.

Crafty jews

It's technically under a different name, I guess

No, it's the same game, just that it had the Linkle sidestory. post em

I legit want him to die.

Yeah i know. But that said i played the wii u version and there was quite a lot of content and if this adds the stuff from the 3ds version then it might be worth it for you if you like zelda and musou.

Careful with that monkeys paw.

So if I get the Jap version of this to keep money out of NISA's palms what's the likelihood I can get it to talk to me in a human language? This trailer is more scantily clad I hope you enjoy it

Alright.

okay can someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK happened

10 years ago happened when they changed it.

Checking these trips of kikewatch.

I also played the WiiU version. The better performance, extra content, and a real actual splitscreen sounds nice. I hated using my shitty 480p gamepad while my friend got to use the 75inch TV in the living room. I liked the game, I wasn't savvy on the genre and it's sort of a guilty pleasure because musou is shit.

I'm going to wait to pirate or for the price to drop significantly.

You're still giving money to the parent company and prolonging the issue. NIS doesn't give a fuck, and that's a problem.

Remember when they teased a sequel with the android release
Remember how there has been no confirmation of it since

strawpoll.me/14812316
Curious what peoples reactions are

but why
and why don't they make good touch-screen based games anymore since they moved to 3DS, I fucking destroyed two DS Lites with those games and loved every moment

Is it remotely in the realm of possibility that they might fix shit?

I destroyed my first DS playing Pokemon Ranger and other touch heavy games. It's a bygone era user.

Fixing this shit right now.
poal.me/4jq4t0

What's wrong with strawpoll?

I'LL NEVER BE SATISFIED. WHERE ARE MY ANIMALS THAT CROSS

You can generate a false consensus via spamming votes. It's much harder to do that with Poal.me

Are you telling me that buying any SNK game pays NISA's parent company?

The delusion of Nintencucks.

They said the remaster is gonna have improved visuals, higher and more solid framerate, and several bug fixes, so yeah. Not buying it since I already played it, but it's still nice to have it.

Careful guys, remember whose board you're on.

Fuck off datamining kike
>>>/ovens/

None of that shit you listed was late game enemy placement.

TWEWY Final Remix is being sold for $60 dollarydoos

gamestop.com/nintendo-switch/games/worlds-end-with-you-final-remix/157970?utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=deeplink&cid=afl_10000087&affID=77777&sourceID=0wLgH49VWzI-N2Jescds4GC4cGPEo9ugXA

Unless that extra epilogue adds four hours of additional gameplay, it's not worth it.

Apply yourself you contrarian faggot. Keep in mind that the other post was conjecture on my part.

By the way, for all their bullshitting to the contrary, it sure looks like the Switch is ending up as the 3DS' successor.

You faggot.

Ah,i didn't know that,my bad

It was inevitable, mate.
The only reason Ninty ever said that the GBA would not replace the DS is because they feared that the DS would fail.
The only reason Ninty ever said that the Switch would not replace the 3DS is because they feared that the Switch would fail.
They were covering their asses, simple as that.

They just say that to soften the blow of a possible failure. Imo it reeks of a lack of confidence in your product, but it also shows customers the transition will be softened and may have long outgoing support instead of dropping it like a rock. The ds which is a good example of them doing the same thing had nintendo still releasing first party gba games until like 2006. It was probably also a good reason why they had firm backwards compatibility with the gba.

You got it Satan.

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What did I say?

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but the doom switch port runs like shit and it's audio is terrible

Agreed, its not a good look. Dark souls, if properly ported could easily hit 60fps provided the engine receives its necessary overhauls. Don't mind the console warring homo, you should have a good idea of who he is.

I'll probably get TWEWY and Dark Souls, because I've never played them. Dong Freeze was great, but I'm not paying again for a game I've already bought. I'd get it for the convenience if it were $20 or less.

RIP touch screen games
Planet Puzzle League died too soon

D44m is a Bethasda published game niggers, if Id did one thing right when making the game it's that it runs smooth on PCs within its requirements.

Now, let's how the Switch runs RPGs that are exclusive to it.

Nice dubs
Continue to move the goalposts

Exactly, because the Switch hardware is shit.

fug

The jp site for the remaster already states the switch version is going to be 30fps.

Petey is too big to be playable anyways

If Sonic fucking Forces can't hit 60fps on it, then DaS sure fucking won't. Why are Nintencucks so tech illiterate?

And there you have it kids.

Cease that shit right now, Sakurai. You're right though.

The only tech illiterate person here is you but I am enjoying watching you get angry so carry on.

Have another.
Calm down, this already proved you wrong

Thanks for saving me $60 user.

Still a Bethesda game, still fugly because of Bethesda, still shit because of Bethesda. Xenoblade 2 however does have surprising issues, especially when you consider how well BotW runs and that Monolith helped develop the newest Zelda as well. I think it could be patched, but that depends on Nintendo and this is reasonable criticism.

Well that's disappointing, wasn't going to get the Switch version anyway because this is coming to PC.

Keywords are "IF PORTED PROPERLY" there's no way it should run at 60FPS considering how old Dark Souls is and what hardware it runs on. You can run DS with DSfix on a similarly speced PC. Subpar ports for a new system are nothing new.

But hey why bother reasoning with a chronic shitposter who only came into the thread to be an console war shitter who hates everything Nintendo like a huge fucking contrarian.

The graphics changes must be more extreme than I thought or its a lower effort port. I've seen switch hardware pegged as just below the base xbox one which sounds reasonable, and equivalent pc hardware could easily run base das at 60fps regardless of the issues with that.

That's pretty sad to hear.

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Reminder that Sonic Boom ran like ass on a system with mostly 720p 60FPS games. All of your examples except for XB2 which is valid criticism have been:
APPLY YOURSELF

The "sequel" is just a added scenario on the switch version

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I think he had that backwards:

Yeah, mechanically it's shit but that's not what is being argued. Performance wise it runs smooth on damn near everything but the Switch even with graphical rollbacks.
If half a dozen examples as to why ports and even exclusive games on Switch run like shit because of the innately weak hardware can't make you realize it is a weak system, you're in no position to call people shit posters, Nintenigger. How about actually explaining as to why DaS could run in 1080p and 60fps instead of theorizing out of your ass.

Yes, they're mediocre games gameplay wise, but that's not what is being discussed. Watch the examples and read the thread.
APPLY YOURSELF

hang on let me get my tablet

Can you dual wield shields in dork souls?

Yes

No, but you can in Skyrim

Finally a game for people like me

Was watching in hopes for something unique to the system yeah,they really dropped the ball in that regard

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They listened to everyone who said "why can't you be more like Sony" and followed through.

I explained why its possible to hit 60fps provided it was more similar to the original das. Calm your console warring ass down, go find a mount & blade thread to vent your relentless autism in.

But he just implied that was what he was going to do?

Oh? sony has been the doing the same shit? i haven't been paying attention to them

Do not post that full image

It was okay.

I don't even have the full image.

Good

no feraligatr

Mate, the PS4 literally has no games. It's all multiplatforms and even then, half of this generation has just been DEFINITIVE editions. See Skyrim, Tomb Raider, Okami, TLOU and so on.

No, you just postulated "uh they could run DaS on switch at 60fps if they like ported it right". You didn't explain how they could port it properly. You haven't explained shit.
Same to you.
Where do you think we are?

Man i'm glad my friends not here to talk with you,he'd go "BUT SONY IS THE BEST" and all that,some people defend sony to the fucking death

Ill agree on the 1080p, the console was not made for that, however the game depending on the optimizations will probably run 60fps, not stable but 60fps, however I expect lower enviroment clutter numbers for the switch version and probably better than the original but not as good than the new one textures.

buy fallout 4 then I will

LOL

I am still surprised that bethesda has not tried to port fallout 4 to the switch.

E3 2018, mark my fucking words.

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It would not surprise me. It will be just as buggy, and not have the fun bugs like new vegas.

I am surprised it isn't out already. Got have those idiots pay full price for their 5th copy.

This gave me a chuckle. Thanks user.

They're still milking Pocket Camp.

Are they?
Pocket Camp had a worse player retention that fucking Miitomo

The only advantage I found is the vita remote play. But thats not that great plus the sony sales and physical copies. But its not that much of an advantage.

I use my PC for gaming, I only own a Switch for like 3 games. Nintenigger is retarded insult. Nintendo isn't good overall by any stretch, not even close.
I'm implying that Ubisoft and Bethesda suck shit at good ports and the Sanic team can't get their ass together either.
Why do that when I fucking hate repeating myself to shiteating retards? It runs on equivalent PC hardware at 1080p and 60fps you ass, that means this "Remaster" is going to be more demanding than expected.
Wow, console ports of 3rd party games no one is going to buy runs bad. Anyone who buys shit on consoles that aren't exclusives is a moron. Though the Switch being a handheld makes Revelations 2 look particularly good because it's a handheld, comparing it to PS4 is dumb because most Xbone and PS4 games also are capped at 30 because they're all shit.

Another thing. Why the hell are the load times so bad? It's installed, so it should be even faster than even the cartridge. I hate Capcom with a passion so maybe I'm biased here if I blame them. The Switch is very weak, it's already released competition with larger install bases are more powerful, you have a point. But I do think that some of this is new system jitters like with the PS3 (though less severe than the PS3 due to its great but complex hardware) and didn't expect much from a handheld system that should have used different hardware for power. I concede to most of your points.

He explained it here and so did I earlier, calm down and actually read the thread you autist.

Of course it did, shit had nothing to do.
They still probably made money off of it.
Really, it was just a glorified ad for actual Animal Crossing more than anything.

Holy fuck is it high time to mail squeenix another bomb? We're never getting that sequel, and after 10 god damn years I don't want it anymore.

If it's anything like the Andriod port it literally has half the game chopped off.

I've tried emulating SMT3 and DDS for PS2. I was enjoying them, but stopped because I couldn't run at full speed all the time. I'm at the Burger palace in P5 right now. I was enjoying it for a bit, but the initial fun is fading. It feels like it's all style and no substance. The characters are mostly flat, boring, and stupid; the bad guys are cartoonishly evil to the point of black and white morality; the guns are fake and it seems like they'll continue to be fake no matter how far you progress. Is this what Persona is? SMT defanged and turned into a glorified dating sim? This is what weebs have gushing over as GOTY when not falling over themselves to praise Taro's latest abortion of gameplay?

How long should my erection last before contacting my local Physician?

I don't think you know what cartoonishly evil means.

basically.

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Its a poor adaptation from sonygger. Nintoddler is the insult used for those who have been here a while.

Too bad I wont be getting online.

And then they tried to turn Persona back into SMT, and that's what the newer entries are.

repackage games the system

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Very mild if at all.

Note how in the real world the characters in question are much more tame like a normal human being. It's only when they go to capture their hearts that they show themselves to be a full caricature.

Checked, hope someone literally gasses him in the future.

That's just when it's the worst and actually makes sense. So far only Madarame hasn't seemed like a complete cookie cutter caricature villain in the real world to me.

archive.is/32gkW
> “Dark Souls: Remastered” will run in 1080p full HD at 30fps on the Nintendo Switch when docked to a TV, while in handheld mode, it will run in 720p at 60fps.
Are there other Switch games where handheld mode is somehow a better experience then docked mode?

There was a rhythm game that was handheld-only because it utilized the touch-screen.

Dunno, but Id rather the 60fps in both at 720p than 1080p with 30fps for tv. I can deal with 720p, but 30fps is for when I am playing on my toaster, which just got a competent graphics card.

Why not just include framerate option like Nioh? Fuck at least that's something. PC version might be bretty gud though.

BotW would ocassionally stutter in docked mode for me, but I think that was patched.

top blin

NiS America strikes again!

SNK Heroines confirmed censored.

Also, does Ys and the likes have dedicated EU localizations or will that still be NISA shit?

Still NISA

Nigga I think that's just the trailer, but I wouldn't be surprised either way.

Still waiting on a switch mini/switch xl. Not buying this thing till battery lasts more than 3 hours

This confirms nothing you faggot.

Yes

Kill yourself.

Stop being delusional.

The fact its NISA and that they had to go out of their way to change the outfits for the trailer more then tells me they censored it. They probably translated the game just so they can "fix" it.

Just get a battery pack. They're only $30, buffs battery life to 8-10 hours, and have a better stand then the one the Switch comes with.

I can get 4-5 depending on the game, but I also invested in a power bank for 25 cad that charges it faster than the drain twice over before I have to charge the powerbank. And I doubt they will make a smaller one with a more powerful battery unless battery tech makes a large jump in the next 4 years. Lithium hit the wall.

It's to reassure shareholders who fucking hate change.

DaSR won't hit 60, but citing a fucking Sonic Team game as a reason it won't is stupid. Mario Odyssey hit 60fps, Mario Kart hit 60fps, it's not impossible on Switch, but considering From constantly fucks up their optimisation and their constant bullshots and removing lighting last minute no reasonable person expects DaSR to get to 60fps at 1080p. An option to drop it to 720p docked for 60fps would be nice though.

>What is confirmation.

Remove two from that list. I'm hyped for the new Kirby, looks like a continuation of the Wii/3DS main game's formula. Wish it was a bit faster and Kirby had more weight though.

What is your major malfunction maggot?

I'll give you Kirby and Mario tennis, but SNK is being released on the PS4 and FE is being released on everything.

Funny enough, its the kirby game they promised for the gamecube. But I am hype a little
kirby, smtv, bayo3 prime4, and bayo1&2, hyrule warriors and dong freeze for the old games, man the switch library looks better than the wiius.

You're a fucking mongoloid, you know that? Likely and confirmed are not the same thing double nigger.

build a wall around this video

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I'm just laughing at your ass backward reasoning that suggest because Super Bomberman R ran at 60fps then all games on switch will. I don't actually care about the fps of meme souls, I am not buying it no matter how well it does or doesn't run.

That's probably because Nintendo thinks the American direct is watched by children

nintendo do not abandon us

So lemme get this straight…
top kek.
It's as if they set up the game for failure.

Previous January was the last time Atlus had any competent marketing. I guess we'll just have to wait another season to see some new teaser clip in a proprietary Atlus livestream 99% of Switch owners won't even be aware of. Great fucking job Hiraoka and Yamai, you really know what you're doing.

Japanese brother and sister.

The Polygon article linked in your archive mentions 30fps in Handheld mode. Could be a typo on either end, though I doubt it'll be 60fps.
archive.fo/UX4WC

Aye, it's a Nintendo console we're dealing with here

I had never played a musou game prior to HW. I don't get all the hate for the series. They are extremely upfront about what the games are about. It is cathartic as fuck to mash a bunch of mooks to death, and there are tons of unlockables to continue mashing said mooks in different ways.
I already played the shit out of HW on Wiiu, and I own FE warriors now, so I won't be buyig this port.

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Is this the Nintendo Switch or the PS4?
I'm confused now.

Still the switch, these are remastered games, not movies.

It’s the entire 8th gen in a nutshell.

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It's just Holla Forums being Holla Forums again as usual

This Direct only covered games coming out between now and E3. Expect more news on other games at E3 itself.

It's NISA. Not only will they censor the game, they'll introduce several, possibly game-breaking, bugs into it that they will then refuse to fix.

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If we're lucky they will introduce a bug that bricks the console

So you are just going to ignore the new games shown?

So when's the real Direct?

March

We have a new box art meme.

Heh.

Funky Kong seems like he's just a defacto "Super Easy Mode" for kids. Hopefully he has his own levels where it's actually challenging. Also, seems like he'd be fun for speedrunning with.

Retarded shitposter please go it's going to be censored and you're going to look like an even bigger retard.

We only liked Hyrule Warriors because we never played a musou before.

can't infringe on luchachu's fighting style :^)

Someone put it on rapeplay

I like where this is going, meme responsibly guys don't try to force it

Hyrule warriors is still more zelda than botw.

Hyrule Warriors is the best Zelda game since LttP. It's no wonder Nintendo wants it on every system they ever make from now on.

Here are some early examples people made. It's on par with "Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry" and "& Knuckles."

pic sauce please

I disagree, minish cap and windwaker were really good, with the latters main problem being its short with the newer revision. I still like twilight princess as my personal fav, but know its far from perfect.

Fuck off squeenix I'm so fucking tired of your goddamn bullshit

Oh shit. In hindsight, you're right. I keep forgetting Nintendo tends to do shit like that.

You know, the wiiu was alright by the end of 2016. I'd almost call it a second Dreamcast.

Maybe it will have co-op support in battles?

Didn't Poochy from the Simpsons strike that same pose?

You need to remove the bit of the wave thats left.

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Is Arms fun?

Is the Switch the new PSP?

No no user that's not right

I have no clue actually, it does not catch my attention for 79.99 cad.

When it gets hacked it will be, though with a much easier method to play multiplayer.

Its decently fun, but nowhere near worth it's price.

If it's not worth its price, then you aren't getting your value. If that's the case, then it's not fun enough.

Pretty much on the nose.

it's got clussy in it,that's all you need

Atlus needs to be more open about their shit unless they want another fucking SMTxFE fiasco on their hands.

Also that Nomura shit really aged horribly. It looked neat around the time when Jet set Radio was still on people's minds, but holy cow do those spindly-limbed anime skeletons look like crap today.

Indeed. then again, a console smtxfe was doomed to fail. Fe would have done better crossed with soul calibur, and smt with monolith for pretty much space smt.

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Just because you were retarded as a kid doesn't mean it's aged.

These make me smile.

twewy 2
hhhhbooooooooooooollllllllyyyyyy ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
i've waited my half my life for this omfg

user I

Oh no really :( Fucking hell not again.

Last one and done.

Where's the 10lbs of ass and pussy?

Hey dude

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What the fuck man

Lol

ASMR is the strangest trash I've ever seen.
I know it's a parody, but they're pretty much all like this.

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It's hard to tell at this point who's the bigger Meme Kong, Funky or Lanky.

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Featuring Funky Kong From The Gorilla Channel!

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FUCK
NO WHY
SNK PLEASE NO WHY DIDN'T YOU LEARN FALCOM'S LESSON?

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Only Mario Tennis and the Rabbids DLC caught my attention.

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How about loli ASMR?

It's trash all the same.

Why is this so soothing? I though it would be arousing.

Lolis can soothe a man's soul.

ＪＵＳＴＩＣＥ

You need to add the waves on the right.

No one ever said it wasn't you fucking paintsniffer.

How about I suck your dick?

dont delet this

>>>/out/

gonna unsticky soon

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But when are you gonna unsticky your face from Nintendo's asshole?

It'll be the first time you showered in the last 10 months.

wait what is this? Is it a Senran port?

Sega > Nintendo tbh

but I just took a shower this morning

Shinobi Refle, aka the HD Rumble tit-groping Senran game.

Oh fuck, I forgot about the built in archive.

I'll do it now

It's some weird senran gimmick where you controllers vibrate to simulate the feel of tits.

For someone who loves Sega games, you sure are bad at them. Are you trying to kiss their ass so that they don't make fun of you on livestreams anymore?

Now that's a console seller if I've ever seen one.

Wow, nice fucking tripcode fucking faggot ever since that stupid codenigger implemented the new tripcodes the cancer has spread ten fold.

Well does it work?

I don't think it's even out and

See me in fightcade faggot.

Oh fuck off nigger, we don't even have tripcodes

I don't know what's wrong with ASMR though.

You're insisting that it's not confirmed when it is, don't lie goal shifter.

Each their own, I personally find it weird. But I'm into fucking giant growing bitches, so I'm not one to talk.

heh

:^)

wew

Maybe you can learn proper English and read this time you fucking third world street shitter.

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Why don't we messagd them to not censor it?

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it hasn't worked in the past
Why would it work now?
The only way to get them to do it right is to get someone who speaks/reads moonrunes fluently and who can get in contact with SNK to warn them about NISA's shenanigans.

That's the ONLY reason why NISA is "fixing" Ys VIII now is because Falcom heard about it and was pretty mad, the NIS president was too since he's an avid Falcom fan himself.

get nipanons on it

Someone please do Metroid Prime Trilogy (Switch Edition) with a box art quote that is something like Retro Studios presents a new plateau of game design or whatever you think can sound better.

How much do Smash Bros DLC characters compare in price?

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Notice it also says that the remastered version has dedicated servers.

I love how console wars are immediately pruned, except when it's the mustard race crapping their pants in anticipation for some 10yo port. Let me guess, I am also to believe that those multiplatforms should be played on a gaming PC which comes easily assembled with a hundred bucks. No wait, maybe fifty?

Why haven't you learned Japanese yet?

One can infer that because NISA is doing he localization that it is pretty much confirmed censored you fucking obtuse semantic autist. You are delusional if you think it wont be.

The majority of the time i don't see anyone crapping their pants for a port of a 10yo game. What I do see every time though when a console exclusive is announced is that its every fucking sonigger and xboner screeching NEVER EVER when something is not announced for PC. Then when something finally does come to PC its the same fucking console war faggots that are always
The PC will ALWAYS be the better option, there is no counter argument. It has the better hardware that is not outdated as shit, there are no shitty bios and firmware, there are fucking emulators for anything and everything worthwhile, and there is easy piracy that won't brick your system. I fucking hate consoles so much, they are a dying breed and their death cannot come swift enough.

There are people trying to defend the fact that Dark Souls Remastered is capped to 30 on Switch, while everywhere else it's 60
I hate these people so much.

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It's because developers have more funding and resources and no longer have to pad out games with difficulty. On another note, making everything as accessible as possible guarantees more sales. People seem to confuse that making the player feel good = a good game too. I agree completely in the sense that I don't like this direction either, but I think it's understandable or easy to see where it stems from.

Funky Kong is pretty much just gonna be used as a tool for speedrunners. Everything about him just screams tool for speedrunning

Yeah, he's pretty much just for speedrunning, and Very Easy mode.

Story of seasons for switch has already been announced by marvless.

sauce

Oh great its that sonygger again

I really liked Tropical Freeze's hard mode that removes every checkpoint and gives you one heart, so any hit restarts the level. I can't wait for people to play as Funky Kong in it and miss the point.

Rhythm Heaven is the japanese only Warioware

Nice weasel words.

If you want to shitpost be my guest, but at least get your facts straight, the Switch version is 60fps in handheld mode.

???

Only one source says that. Everywhere else I go they say it's 30 fps in handheld.

Funky Kong is so fucking overpowered! Holy shit.

Thank you and very nice digits.

Here you go faggot.
nichegamer.com/2017/01/14/story-of-seasons-games-coming-to-nintendo-switch/

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All the other articles pretty much state that the handheld mode is unspecified. So it's 60 or Unlocked.

Whats the point in speed running if you are just going to use a character that lets you ignore every hazard in the level?

Yeah, I'm confirmed a faggot. NISA just made a statement saying they didn't change anything in the English release. They just censored the trailer (Probably because Nintendo made them for marketing purposes) but everything from the Japanese version, even the skimpy outfits, will be in the English release.

Now just be wary. While they say they didn't change anything this time, this is NISA. They'll find some way to fuck it up.

Unspecified, but it's pretty likely it's 30. If it's 30 on TV mode, it'll be 30 in handheld. Undocked the Switch underclocks in order to save battery life, hence why games underperform.

Funky can't ignore all hazards. He can land on spikes, but can't walk or roll on them. Plus, Funky is the fastest out of all of them, can double jump, and have infinite rolls and underwater spins. He's perfect for just regular timed runs, but there will be other times for running with the regular characters.

You still shouldn't buy NISA games.

Yes yes I already know. At least the good news is it's not censored so I can have the full experience when I pirate this shit.

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The smash DLC characters ran for about 4-5$ each. Most of the 5$ ones came with a stage based on their games as well though.

The only worthwhile Switch game that you can't play on PC is Odyssey.

For anyone that may have been a little disappointed by this direct mini, there might be a full direct soon. Some plebbit faggot made an interesting point. Mini directs are usually followed by a full direct between a couple days to a couple weeks apart, but no more that 20 days apart.