Webm Thread: Autism Awareness Edition

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I watched that the first time and was confused cause it did way more then one revolution and the music kept being different. I missed it pulling the tube closer.

I thought that first webm was a creepypasta but it turned out to be a MDE skit. Unnerving as fuck.

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That's a nice variety of pretty cats.

don't post that eye-cancer ever again
Also he clearly plays the game wrong

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They usually have up to 3 positions

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I hope she gets cyber bullied to death.

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White people are too busy building civilization to dance, user. Feel proud.

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Or making real music.

Alright time to stop posting I own more then half the posts in this thread.

Is that why whites are dying?

Post all minus8's porn.

or browsing image boards

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fixed that for you

previous webm thread archive.is/mcjnd

lel, that orange asshole crashing into the black car. People like that ruin racing games. They can't win so they have to go in and ruin someone else's game too.

t was sabotaged from the beginning.

could be pumped earlier but I doubt it

Well, I'm never watching the new RE movie.

The art of infinite magazines and missing every shot

asian movies… gotta make firearms look bad so they can justify their meme martial arts.

your loss faggit

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First webm is kinda shit tbh. Old trailers of this sort often had cheap sets to work with. Dark Souls III looks to graphically outmatched to fit the theme. Demons Souls would have worked better. Or they could have just used less spectacle shots.

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God damn it.

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I'de do the same. If the faggot isn't going to honor a race then stoop to his level. Shits more entertaining in the end anyway.

I don't play gta, I don't know how that shit works. But crashing in racing sims is very cancer.

Well tell that to the guy who pit maneuvered him. Honestly it's a game. I would argue this was much more fun for everybody involved in the end.

El Goblino

Kinda kangaroo court is this?

I'd have laughed too.

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Is this the new intro or one of the Prequels? Can;t say I like it either way.

This is UK politics, my friend.

I haven't been keeping up with UK politics. What did Corbyn do to get a reaction like this?

Be Corbyn.

Oy kamarad harosho!

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did you even watch the video? the black car pushed him off the road

OP that second webm is just perfect! Just perfect!

rewatched it, yeah I missed that part the first time I watched. It's actually funny now.

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I expected a clip from DSP playthrought of the game that he is doing now. YES, Okami is being ruined by not other than DarkSidePhil. Cant wait for the TIHYDP

Do 8 year olds even find this funny?

Im fucking crying

By now people only watch DSP to make This Is How You Don't Play videos.

All right, the guys did. They could be blamed if they were a boar just so moved somewhere in the forest. And in this situation, the wild boar has attacked people and you are not respected defenders of nature, who from the city only for a summer residence for life 3 times sezdili, probably weakly imagine that such a boar can create with a healthy man, not to mention the child (from the child only a bloody mess would have remained). The peasants did not lose their heads, they did not regret the car, people were saved! Heroes! And you would stand aside to remove the vidos on youtube and wait for the martyr while the boar is ripping people. By the way, the martyrs would not have shot him either, okay.

New pasta! How exciting!

That horrible camera work. It looks like something made by the ghost of Monty Oum.

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Anyone got the Turok 2 remastered superhot mode webm? I'm playing the game and liking it, but I can't find anything on the special cheats that were supposedly added with the remaster.

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What's the music in form 2?

Most murders are committed by non-whites.
This is true whether we're talking about the murder of individuals, or the murder of civilization.

here
I can't remember if I got it after beating the game on hardcore or if you can just put in the big cheat BEWEAROBLIVIONISATHAND

Crapy OC here
Have you been playing your Gamesphere anons

No idea my man.

Thanks. Just tried the big cheat and it does unlock the new cheats. I just wish there was a list of ways to unlock them legit.

Wow, haven't heard that song in a long time.
IT'S BODY TIME!

I named that webm Two_lag_hackers. What the fuck is "gun-fu"?

It's great. And full of webm potential.

So, Robert de Niro sperged out in some meeting? Hollywood won't shut up until the end of Trump's terms, and even then they will try to slander him more, right?

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You got one of those music boxes that play Senbonzakura?

What nasheed is this?

I miss WWEW, but it's better dead and resting than alive and restless.

time flies…

Its basically exactly what they are doing, or anything that has John Woo and slow motion pigeons.

Anybody know the music used here?

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When did that happen with the baby? Is this a recent event?

that didnt end like shovel dog surprisingly

sauce plz

The hell am I looking at? The last circle "missed" by a little bit and you thereby fail the whole thing?

Gun-Fu or Gunkata, it's what people named John Woo/Matrix style gun fights

My point was that this webm is not gun-fu (what ever the fuck that is). I get the idea, but:

Gun-Fu would be something like shooting the bullets so they collide mid air and ricochet in a way. And then the bullets could be turned back by elaborate acrobatics. Think of something like 1v1 Devil May Cry fights, but with bullet turning melee mechanics.

This "Two_lag_hackers.webm" has none of gun-fu spirit. It's just not "gun-fu". I'm a bit fine with this.

Webm is barely Holla Forums.

I dont get this system of UK parliament where you are shittalking in small box of seats.

Am i stupid for unironically thinking that this looks cool as fuck? pls no bully

It looks like two autistic kids pretending to be G.I. Ninjas

Yes, and /k/ would like to flay you alive.

How is it that bush niggers can make blades in the fucking dirt, but this dumbass chimp can't even figure out which side to sharpen?

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Probably.

No. Your brain is working fine, but only if you see how it's over the top for a reason. The reason being entertainment, remember that?

This movie is pure entertainment, it's shit and campy, while still trying desperately to be a Resident Evil movie. And somehow it works. The movie is weird, short, fun, dumb, great, and way too high production value for what it is.

In a word - watchable.

Implying I should not webm them to be used in forums that like their media without links to youtube.

You fucked up.

wrastling 4 u

Making a circle in the sky makes a Sun in Okami. His circle was slightly in the sky so it made a sun instead of making the flower grow.

it was a reference to Ayaya meme, if you want make webm from it

I want to know what happen to the baby as well, it so unnerving.

Just imagine: in five years, the Florida Project will be based on (this particular set of) true events.

Why the fuck are you posting shitty Contest of Champions webms?

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why are you posting this reddit tier trash? And why is it 320x180?

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Yeah fuck that part. That and having to draw the next hit clothing design or whatever the fuck it was.

I had to look that shit up and found that the wii version had issues so you had to draw it really small.

ok, posting another webm

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Honestly if I didn't know better I'd say the video is a parody. It's almost as hilarious as it is infuriating

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ahem.

This is actually a good question?. Why? Why is it 320x180? I think it's just lazy as fuck. Going with defaults gives you about 320, but why? Why did we stop caring about video quality? Why did we stop caring about quality in general?
Pools closed now. Fuck you.

it's just a bit of matal welded onto a what seems to be a handle of a trovel

I love how she just can't stop laughing at the end.

Like I said, White people can't dance.

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That's cool, I didn't know there was a Casio calculator scene.
Fucking neat, wish we'd had these in our schools instead of TI-83s.

I'm still mad that Josh didn't invite Drake to his wedding, I can't support a console like that.

You can smell the blood of hundreds of third world animators who died at their tables to produce something this horrific

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I'm out. Creating the whole concept of art, in the perilous era when religion was running amok, is not good enough for you. Masters in any artistic skill needed to be "qualified" by the Church. No pissing in a jar, or shit in a blender, you actually had to have skill - like a real artist would have. Your worth as an artist would be determined as the quality of the art you can do. Fucking impossible nowadays.

Getting too dark. Have a read off from /tg/, it's good.

funny thing about that first webm is the article shitting on stomach sleeping is bullshit, assuming the baby is in a proper crib with a firm mattress. Actually, having your baby sleep on its back all the time is bad as it causes the baby's head to become flat in the back

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Posting french stuff again

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You're not alone
If I can find shit like Commando funny despite it's utter absurdity, I can watch this

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did they just get the guy who runs the sonic twitter account to write this entire show?

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I would not be surprised.

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Is that 2nd webm (((nyanners))) ?

Yes.

obligatory

It's called the parliamentary system.

didn't >she went full socjus?

You could've prevented this.

I saved this quite a while ago, it's the only thing I have on the matter

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It really is surprising it didn't happen a lot sooner. She was probably a typical introvert though who used 4chan as a boost to her self esteem and realized that getting a whole bunch of beta orbiters was actually easier than it seemed.

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just remember who is responsible
there will be a reckoning
there must be

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Right now there is a power struggle going on, and the vultures are fighting for scraps. Netflix is going to be the death of Hollywood.

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Hurt my ears a bit

That first webm is too good.
Its both haunting and infuriating for a multitude of reasons.

Great job!

i want to fuck that monkey.

why

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Really needs "present day… present time…"

I can make another one

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nah, I'm sure I've seen another version of it earlier

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Why do I always think of Killer 7 when I hear that laugh?

What, in hollywood? Not even close.

kek good

That's the spice, thanks.
I really need to rewatch Lain, it's been so long.

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autistic /k/ommando, there's nothing wrong with enjoying campy movies as long as you don't try to do it in real life
resident evil vendetta was fantastic, they knew it was stupid as shit- ~5 mins after that scene they fire a helicopter mounted railgun that levels six skyscrapers in a row

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post proof, nigger

You're not fooling anyone, kike.

nigger do you even SIDS

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this fucking filename, oh god my sides

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Go back where you belong.

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Too bad animals are more civil than niggers.

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it's a fucking cellphone commercial

the birth of a sith lord

holy shit sylvain chomet still does stuff? that's pretty great.

>not same
Sound pretty good to me.

Feeding a baby breast milk by bottle is better than formula, for sure, but it's still not as good as direct breastfeeding for psychological development reasons, if nothing else.

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Not if its in one country. Countries should stick to one race with a few ethnic groups outside of it, not take in everyone since that just would everntually make everyone the same.

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jesus christ please tell me cps took this kid away

it was an MDE skit

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Did it died?

It doesn't have to be one country, the world is a small place now. Love thy neighbor.

My neighbors are drug dealing niggers and people get shot by them almost every day of the year. When they aren't shooting each other they are burning down their houses trying to prevent their pipes from freezing. They need to go back to their shitholes.

get some better neighbors

I tried that, then the government bought them homes in that neighborhood too and called it section 8. Fortunately for them rising taxes forced me out and I sold that home to more niggers because they were the only ones who had the money given to them by the government to buy it.

Confirmed socjus crazy bitch. They love using that word.

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Tits should be considered evidence for the existence of God.

If everyone is the same you aren't going to be hating on one another based on your religion/race/country/ect. In the end we gotta unify to spread out past Earth. Otherwise we are just going to end up like the humans in Expanse.

Which it explains why the most ungodly of people (feminists and SJWS) want to cover them up unless they are the deformed tits from their own ugly fat fuck bodies.

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believe it or not i think about this all the time and i firmly believe that that will only happen if and when one country is a bad enough dude to conquer the entire planet. it will never, ever happen through peace and cooperation because we are programmed instinctively to be tribal creatures, and until medical science finds a way to change the way we're wired at a primal, unconscious level we're going to stay that way

Only one man can lead us across the stars.

What about the ISS? I think it'll happen but only a few countries will make it happen, and the rest will be left in the dust on earth.

Valentines Day is close so might as well post this

We should do this to niggers in real life.

The soft bone newborns have is on the top of their heads, not on the back you nigger

2d tits are so much better than 3dpd tits

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Zone is really not as good as it used to be ;_;

I didn't know I wanted this, now I do.

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;_;7
never seen anyone diss that emoticon, to be frank

The only good thing zone did was long animations with sounds from the actual shows.

Zone was never good you were just a horny teen with low standards.

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Nah, Wakfu and Midna flashes are still pretty good

Also

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You fucking newfags.

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>>>/cuckchan/ and stay there

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If it wasn't for the filename I would have sworn that was one of the newer battlefields.

it has a couple different filters in-game that you can apply. some are pretty vibrant, and some mute everything and make it all orange and brown like that webm

Don't know on what criteria you base that on, visuals? All I can say, and vaguely agree on is that the newer games doesn't reproduce what the original/ Darkest Hour did.

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You forgot to say, obligatory.

fag

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yeah keep following behind others faggot.

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This is a common saying, I don't know why they found it so funny.

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Needs a higher resolution.

In my country we have a similar saying but it goes "If a grandma had a dick she would have been a grandpa."

Maybe its similar in english so they found it funny because of that.

It's amazing how i'd get made fun of in school for playing Pokémon on my Gameboy, then get called out for not acting like an autist in public nearly twenty years later.

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ZUN used it.

Either way she'd still be serving the entire town.

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In my country a bike is something you ride, and a town bike is someone that everyone rides. If your grandmother was a bike then she would be something that people ride.

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On one hand the fag got what was coming to him carrying around such expensive shit in NYC at night, on the other hand fucking niggers.

Unless your method of making everyone the same involves an amount of genocide that would make Holla Forums uncomfortable we'll never leave this rock.

Didn't it come out that he staged that shit or was that a different guy.

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My heart bleeds knowing what became of them.

Is this this best boss intro ever? It certainly is classy as fuck.

Jesus Christ it's like I'm watching the old sonic cartoons.

There are a lot of faggots here, don't take all of them serious.

How have I never heard of this?

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The audio is from a World Peace skit, the video is 100% real

But nothing happened in the video, what would possibly be fake about it anyway?

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I wish people still played this
Also I wish they had actually used the CABAL VO files from TS instead

we truly live in the worst timeline

I miss the early 2000s

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… This show is fucking shit. God, I want this world to burn.

what song is this

you didn't spend your youth with the internet and flash, it was the bee's knees back then
swfchan.net/collections/ZONE--585/

Context?
I mean, Vikings and Muslims once did have some skirmishes or trade connection with each other and the Vikings had Persians as guests

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Do you have a higher res of this one?

what was the name of this

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Candy Boy by TREN-D

The baby can choke to death retard.
The only reason you should let a baby sleep on his stomach is when he has a colic, but over a very short period of time 40 min MAX.

Anyone have the webm where the Saints Row devs are talking about how the plot of Saints Row 2 was one big fluke?

Tsuki Sayu Yoru - Fu Rin Ka zan

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In England calling someone a bike can be shorthand for "village bicycle" which is a woman who fucks a lot of different men.

i have a hunch that the ISS only works the way it does for two reasons
1: the people on it are content in the knowledge that they are the best of the best and are the few who are allowed beyond the atmosphere, which would preclude any violence or argument between them
2: there's likely already a pecking order up there, because in any other environment where people are self-managed someone will emerge as leader and the rest will emerge as followers. this is just how we as a species work. those leaders/followers likely aren't based on nationality, true, but at the end of the day i would wager there's someone up there right now, as we speak, who has asserted his dominance in some way and the others have to deal with it