School Shooter Achievements

Kill the cheerleader squad

Headshot all the nerds
Kill the army recruiter after doing a full taunt

You are trying to hard to fit it.

Get taken down by the Janitor

This is hard.

It was a Pulse reference.

god damn it

Kill two SWAT members while you hold a teacher hostage at gun-point or as a meat shield.

I was about to call your thread shit but you made me genuinely laugh

Complete the first level without entering your name

Die from multiple gunshot wounds and/or having your limbs blown off

Complete the first level on any difficulty

Execute 20 junkies

Kill an armed civilian

Find the password

Kill 32+ people

Kill 27+ people

Kill 6 or less people and humiliate yourself

Kill 58+ people

Kill 77+ people

Kill someone wearing a videogame t-shirt with a baseball bat.

Son of a bitch

kill only whites

tbag an asian

Kill someone with a vehicle.
Enter your name as Sam Hyde.

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Shoot up a school dressed up as Santa Claus
Shoot up the store where the gun was bought from
Shoot at the lunch line
Blame media for your actions
Play a theme song while shooting
Spout a meme every kill
Spout a stale/shit meme every kill
Shoot up the school in a bannana hammock
Shoot up the school in a fursuit

In any level, acquire an accuracy rating of less than 16%

Kill all jewfros

Don't get caught

Complete level as quickly as possible

Kill yourself with three or less kills on your score.

Why not call it

Why in the first half you greentext the names but then greentext the descriptions?

Kill everyone participating in a prom
Kill a minimum of 12 people with none of the bodies being ever seen by the public
Use AK-47, yell Allahu Akbar and carry an ISIS pledge and manifesto at all times.

nice ID

Wipe out the stoners
Do the crime while listening to Iron Maiden baby
Wipe out the trust fund kiddies
Use your dad's six shooter
Molotov a piano lesson
Use only guns legal in Cali
Wipe out the emos
Wipe out the Italian students

Okay so the game would have:
The scoreboard should just be the nightly news, with your name on the list that CNN shows of "deadliest shootings" With the real life list as the "default" scores.

Be a fugitive for more than a week

end credits

Hold a drunk kid at gun point.

Columbine shooters look like well adjusted normies who just want luls and quick death compared to seung hui cho he had issues

Kill everyone on the map while playing on California difficulty

Eliminate all Antifa on the map

Cho dual wielded, though. Points for style.

Use the Flamethrower to set fire to students using the restroom.

Kill at least 15 students during Adderall Rush.

Kill Mrs. Underwood-Jackson with a pair of safety scissors.

Electrocute the Sex Ed teacher.

Complete your mass "shooting" using only the baseball bat.

What?
t.not burger

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Basically a government appointed pedophilelogist who tells kids they're animals and should fuck like such, but use contraceptives, if not, they should just murder the child in a planned parenthood™ clinic.

Sexual Education. Basically a class where some old hag explains how your dick works and that Planned Parenthood his a necessary service. Usually done in high school.

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As the Police: help the shooter kill all of the students and faculty.

Help the shooter kill all the children and teachers, then kill him and yourself

Imagine if it was a man talking about his work as a "clinical sexologist" with a 12 year old girl.

Complete a level only using melee weapons.

as a teacher, have a higher total kill count than the original shooter
as a policeman, take out troubled urban youth, potheads and the shooter without any collateral damage.
as a teacher or a student, assist the shooter, in at least 50% of the kills, kill the shooter, and feign innocence.

goodness, what country are you from that you don't have sex ed?

Finish a co-op game.

Human one.

Kill a cop from behind using the katana
Shoot or stab a student in the crotch and let them live
Start the shooting driving a car through the main hall door killing at least one target
End the shooting with a 1:1 male female kill ratio
Use a grenade to kill a student or a teacher hiding in a closet
Kill everyone in the school without using any firearms and having anyone raise the alarm or call for help, and leave unnoticed.
Kill every non-American student. Leave every American unharmed.
Kill at least 15 targets and yourself with dynamite.
End the shooting with repeating digits in the score.

>these achievements could be used for next Postal but it will never come out.

They'll be modded into that educational school shooter game that we had a thread about the other day

Create your own multiplayer clan
Playing as a female, use a box cutter to kill one other person.
As the police, cause at least one collateral fatality in an attempt to take down the shooter.
Find the secret retro stage.

This is an underrated post

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Kill one student of each ethnicity.
Have a copy of your favorite violent video game on you while you commit your shooting.
Defeat the first wave of police response.
Commit a shooting at the location of a previous high profile shooting.
Convince 2 fellow students to join your rampage and give them weapons.

i just hope it gets to be released, what mods would be better for this?

Kill more than 15 using a katana

Kill a visiting parent

Get 40 kills using a mosin nagant

Get 90 kills using a mosin nagant

Bayonet charge the police

Kill 10 using a machete

Now that's a FPS I would actually play!

I'm going to Hell, but I already was for 2D incest, loving rape if the victim starts enjoying it and being able to fap to loli.

Kill your own mother

Kill your crush / girlfriend

Kill the ghetto niggers hanging out in the stairway

Set fire to the girl's locker room

Empty the cafeteria

Get arrested by the cops

Now you have a machinegun! (Craft a homemade luty)

Use an AR-15 in your rampage

Kill at least one weightlifter without using a gun.

Going to hell for laughing
Back to reddit

Consider those sick digits checked

Gun down 10 bronies

Fill the pool with at least five bodies

Use an AK variant to kill 20 people

Taze members of the special ed class

Punch a woman to death

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We could just call it

As the shooter, only kill female victims
Kill someone using a sword or a spear
Complete the "shooting" using only a sword or a spear
Complete the shooting using only the AK-47
As the shooter, wear body armor during the shooting
As the shooter, survive the shooting.

Nice thread OP.

It's a waste to use it as an achievement for only using melee weapons when it could be way more offensive.

Shoot someone through a library bookshelf

Yeah, i agree.

>wnd.com/2007/04/41218/

Rig the PA system to play music during your massacre

Knife-only run

Kill someone with a baseball bat

Ensure all your targets are crippled for life

End spree with a suicide

shoot up an art class
kill the drama teacher during stage practice
as male kill female students in the womens restroom
only kill people through headshots
kill 10 students with blunt meele weapons or spears in a single run
kill white, asian and black students at an equal ratio
or
kill all members of the student council
blow up the biology department
during a run, kill every student with a different weapon

Tag "It's okay to be white" on the walls.

no no no

wear an ushanka with USSR emblem, use any AK or Warsaw Pact manufactured weapon, sing internationale or soviet anthem
as a non-white perpetrator, wear swastikas, use german weaporny and shout heil hitler.

Bunnyhop throughout the entire shooting
Play the Drive soundtrack through the shooting
Wear Anonymous mask throughout shooting
Complete shooting wearing short shorts
Use a molotov in the library

Kill one of every race
Kill yourself with cyanide-laced kool aid
Kill in the name of Scientology
Kill 5 Jewish students
Get ten kills without a gun
Gas students with homemade chlorine gas.
Kill 10 jewish students with chlorine gas.

Infiltration: You have successfully infiltrated your school. (10)
Bloodbath Cleansing: You have begun to shoot up your school. (20)
TJ PAIN: Accumulate 5 kills in a match (10)
Natural Selector: Accumulate 10 kills in a match (20)
Humanity Is Overrated: Accumulate 20 kills in a match (30)
General Cho: Accumulate 30 kills in a match (50)
One Man Auchwitz: Accumulate over 50 kills in a match (80)
Mama's Boy: Make someone cry out for their mother (10)
Music to My Ears: Get ten screams at once (20)
School Spirit: Wear school colors (5)
Hail Xenu: Kill in the name of Scientology (5)
Gentleman: Spare women and children (10)
Supreme Gentleman: Target only pretty blonde girls (5)
Good Choice: Have second thoughts about the whole thing, but go through with it anyway (10)
Well Endowed: Lie about gun in your pocket (5)
Arabic Executioner: Behead a target (25)
Eugenics: Kill a retard or disabled kid (5)
Tell Me Where it Hurts: Kill a school nurse (15)
Half a Point for Half a Human: Kill a minority (5)
Who needs life when you have swag?: Kill a swagfag (5)
Skinneeeer!: Skin the Principal (30)
Thomas Edison in This Bitch: Shoot out a light (5)
Zoology: Kill three classroom pets (10)
Last Supper: Buy lunch for your friends before starting the rampage (10)
Dumbass: Tell a friend about your school shooting plans a week in advance (15)
Super Mario: Conduct your rampage while under the effects of Shrooms (30)
Keep it Organic: Do it while high (20)
Homerun!: Bash 5 students to death with a baseball bat (25)
Planet of the Apes: Spare all niggers you come across. (15)
Raise the Roof: Kill all niggers that cross your path. (20)
Legalize This: Kill a stoner (5)
Would You Like Seconds?: Begin the rampage during lunch (25)
Down With the Clowns: Kill a juggalo (5)
It's Getting Hot in Hurr: Start a fire (10)
Billy Joel: Deny starting said fire (5)
SHUT IT DOWN: Kill 5 Jewish students (10)
Yippee Ki Yay: Spout movie quotes (10)
Slam Dunk!: Kill the entire special ed class (30)
Monkey See Monkey Jew: Lay out a dollar as bait (5)
Mystery Meat: Kill the lunch lady (5)
Lucky You: The person you wanted to kill the most is home sick that day (5)
Fuck The Police: Kill a cop or SWAT infantryman (20)
Get Your Point Across: Kill a victim with the knife (10)
Your Point Is?: Kill 10 victims with the knife (20)
On Point: Kill 25 victims with the knife (50)
Think They Got the Point: Repeatedly stab an already slain victim 25 times with the knife (10)
Double Kill: Kill a pregnant girl (10)
Consent to THIS: Rape someone (15)
Lunch Rush: Kill a full cafeteria table without reloading (20)
Forced into Fellatio: Force a girl to give you a blowjob at gunpoint. Bonus points if she swallows. (30)
Here Comes the Sun: Kill while listening to upbeat, unfitting, and completely ironic music (5)
Cupid: Kill a couple as they embrace for the last time (10)
Social Experiment: Make someone kill their best friend in order to save themselves (10)
Fairer Sex: Kill only women (25)
Feminist: Kill only men (25)
Trigger Warning: Kill a Social Justice Warrior (10)
Why So Serious?: Crack a joke before killing someone (10)
Big Game Hunter: Kill gym teacher (15)
Milkman: Masturbate while killing (5)
Leaving So Soon?: Shoot someone's car tires out as they attempt to escape (10)
Save You for Later: Shove someone in a locker (10)
Bill O'Reilly: Fuck it, do it live! (20)
Good Will Hunting: Kill while solving math (5)
Match Made In Hell: Shoot up your school on the same day that another kid shoots it up (10)
The Social Network: Update Facebook status while on the rampage (15)
If You Pull it, They Will Come: Pull the fire alarm and pick people off with your gun as they run out of the building (20)
Show and Tell: Begin in the middle of class (20)
Cha-Ching: Steal fifteen wallets (25)
It's All In Your Head: Kill a philosophy student with a nailgun (5)
Original: Wear a neon pink trenchcoat, use a dildo bazooka and a dildo lance and try to go for the high score this way. (40)
Queen Anne's Revenge: Convince the prom queen to join you (10)

E=MCFUCKYOU: Force someone to solve life-or-death math problems (10)
New Guy: Do it at a school that isn't yours (20)
The Bernall: Say "peek-a-boo" just before shooting your victim. (25)
Pizza?: Order pizza while on your rampage (5)
Godlike: Force ten people to pray (20)
Lemonade Stand: Make three people piss themselves out of fear (10)
Lumberjack: Kill someone with paper (5)
Monkey Man: Pull the trigger with your toe (5)
Believer: Ask someone if they believe in God prior to killing him or her. (30)
Van Gogh: Make paintings with a student's blood (10)
Halloween: Wear someone's face (10)
Free Point: Have someone kill themselves out of stress while you're on your rampage (10)
Macgyver: Get ten kills without a gun (50)
What Goes Up…: Push someone out of a window (5)
WhatTheFuckium: Mix chemicals in the chem lab and create a deadly new toxin to be used on the school (5)
Fender Bender: Start the rampage in the parking lot (10)
(/b)ackup: Recruit a shooter while on your rampage (30)
Who is Spiderman?: Go to school the next day unscathed (10)
Crush that pussy: kill your crush and then shoot her in the vagina (10)
That's why!: leave a note saying why you started the rampage (you can lie) (10)
Take that faux!: Engrave Jack Thompson's name onto someones body (10)
2 the ranting rampage: Yell out one of 2's rants (preferably the one about "cyber bullies") while doing the rampage (10)
The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few: Your kill count outnumbers your injuries count. (20)
Hut Hut: Use a football to mutilate a jock's face until he cannot be recognized (5)
KIMCHO: Dance to K-Pop whiles you shoot people (5)
Oh, shit!: Kill someone in a bathroom stall (5)
Better Dead than Red: Kill a Chinese exchange student (5)
Commie Killer: Kill five Chinese exchange students (15)
Mein Kampf: Kill a Jewish student with homemade mustard gas (10)
Arm and a Leg: Dismember a student's limbs (10)
Who's the fag now?: Force 2 chads to have buttsex at gunpoint (10)
Lee Harvey Oswald: Shoot the class president (20)
Roasties: Burn a group of stacies with a flamethrower (10)
Elliot's Revenge: Only kill hot blonde girls (10)
Allahu Akbar: Kill 5 Muslim students with a bomb (10)
Silent Assassin: Get 47 Stealth Kills (50)
Art class: Paint the art room red with blood (10)
Fried Rice: Throw a Molotov cocktail at an Asian kid (10)
Fuck you, Janitor!: Coat an entire hallway with blood from at least 4 students (10)
Ballroom Blitz: Wipe out a dance classroom in 30 seconds or less (30)
Hands On Approach: Kill a victim with your bare hands (20)
'''My Chemical Romance: Throw acid in your crush's face before you shoot her (10)
The hacker known as…: Inspire a "happening" thread on Holla Forums (10)
Speed Demon: Kill the entire class before the end of first period (30)
Graduation: Kill one member of every grade level in order from lowest to highest in succession (20)
Nice.: Get a hot teacher to have sex with you at gunpoint (10)
Rock Out With Your Cock Out: Remain naked during the entire shooting (25)
Rock Out With Your Glock Out: Use only a Glock pistol during the entire shooting (5)
Shooting On Location: Dress like an old-timey director and scream CUT! every time you land a kill (5)
Justice For Harambe: Dress up as a gorilla and kill small niglets (5)
Have A Nice Day: Drive a truck into the school (10)

Am I Famous Yet?: Get your manifesto published by the news BEFORE you're killed by the cops or commit suicide (20)
Special Delivery: Arm a disabled student with a timed explosive and get 3 or more kills with it (20)
Up Close And Personal: Choke a student to death (20)
Friendship Is Magic: Collect all fedoras (40)
Craftsman: Score a kill with each tool in wood shop (10)
Ace In The Hole: Smuggle a weapon into the school using your anus (10)
Check 'Em: Finish your spree with your killcount ending in dubs (25)
Stop!: Kill a student with a hammer (15)
Assassin's Creed: Climb onto the roof of your school (10)
Trenchcoat Mafia: Join up with a friend in coop mode (10)
Some of you are alright: Spare one person after killing everyone else in the room (10)
In The Closet: Execute 5 LGBT students (15)
Ape Escape: Let an african-american student go, after killing all his peers (5)
Chocolate Rain: Strap a suicide vest on an African American and blow him up (10)
One man Klan: Kill every black student or teacher (30)
Trail Of Tears: Kill every native American student or teacher (30)
Can't Stump the Trump: Kill a spic (5)
Pop The Cherry: Rape a girl (15)
21 Jump Street: Shoot only drug dealers (10)
Feel The Bern: Incinerate five rich kids (10)
A Boy And His Dog: Carry out a school shooting with a canine companion (10)
'Til Death Do Us Part: Get your gf to join you in your massacre (10)
Flaming Faggot: Pour gasoline onto homosexual person and set him on fire (10)
Speedrun: Accumulate 50 casualties before Police arrive (100)
Burn The Coal, Pay The Toll: Kill a white girl who's dating a black guy (5)
Revolver Ocelot: Kill 6 targets with ricochets (10)
Advanced Placement: detonate explosives across town to divert attention from the shooting (15)
I Told You I Was Hardcore: kill yourself in a gruesome and unnecessarily painful manner, such as lighting yourself on fire or cutting your own throat (30)
Lockdown's Over: Break into a locked classroom and kill everyone inside (30)
Secret: This is a secret achievement. Unlock it to find out more about it.

Oh, and I almost forgot:
Kill the school president (100)

Roast 30 cops with the flamethrower

Achieve 0% accuracy, Kill no one and die by suicide after being shot by a security guard

Damn son, top notch

Should be "Complete the shooting using only the air gun".
rt.com/news/402029-school-shooting-moscow-region/

This is why I still come to this board. There should be an entire series of these achievements for every possible location you could shoot up.

Kill the school psychologist
Vlog your mass shooting while pretending to be shocked
Make a #prayfor hashtag on your school after you finish your rampage
Draw a loss.jpg with a pregnant staff member's blood

Too bad a hotpocket bumplocked the thread for no reason and without a warning for it.

I don't need to "try" to fit in, what you say doesn't mean much when you can't come up with shit yourself.

Set the lunch lady on fire

Bring 1 round for every student

Pack 1 gun for every student, use each once

Get more kills than rounds held

Begin shooting during last period

Begin shooting before home room

*Secret Achievement*
Call cops, wait 5 mins, then begin shooting and survive

haha, pretty edgy, dude! gonna post this on ifunny for all my friends :) get those SICK upvotes with this edgy dank meme!

should be
start a school massacre with only cafeteria plastic knife