WHERE TO WATCH
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EXHIBITION MATCHES ARE HAPPENING FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES
Take this time to piss, eat, etc.
THE FIRST MATCH OF THE EVENING STARTS IN 30 MINUTES
Does a shovel beat a bomb?
WHERE TO WATCH
cytu.be
EXHIBITION MATCHES ARE HAPPENING FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES
Take this time to piss, eat, etc.
THE FIRST MATCH OF THE EVENING STARTS IN 30 MINUTES
Does a shovel beat a bomb?
Nope apparently not.
Neither can a bottomless blackhole.
Now let's watch Doom guy beat up Anthony Burch
Oh right, a bonus REVENGE MATCH
SO THE WAMPA CAN DIE!
AND IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES
IT IS TIME
FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT IS STARTING
FRANK WEST VS MARIO
Getting the worst matchup out of the way
yeah alright
MARIO WINS
UP NEXT WE GOT STEVE IRWIN VS THAT FUCKING RACCON FROM THAT STUPID ANIME
THE COON WINS.
UP NEXT ORINSTEIN VS THE ROCK
HAT RECOVERED
That was ultimately Unsurprisng. ORINSTEIN WINS!
UP NEXT WE HAVE CHAR VS GIHREN ZABI
CHAR WINS!!!!!!!
UP NET WE GOT CHOWDER VS MICHAELANGELO
More pre-show grudge matches, please
You can say it's the undercard
Triple H vs JC Denton ?
SIEG ZEON
THE TURTLE BEAT THE FAT KID.
UP NEXT IT'S DONTE VS HELL HOUND
...
Donté, el exterminador de demonios HAS FALLEN TO THE HELL HOUND
UP NEXT WE GOT N.TROPY vs DR. NEFARIOUS
Remind me, was Pepsi Man nominated for this tournament?
Yes
He was already on the undercard of WM 19
N.TROPY WINS
UP NEXT WE GOT PEPSIMAN VS VIEWITFUL JOE.
Wrong. When the Hulkster's music hits it's main event time, brother.
Pepsiman wins!!!
Up next KRYSTAL vs FELICIA
goddamn furrys
Fuck off cake boy.
Felicia is the purest nun.
FUCK OFF KRYSTAL, FELICIA WINS
UP NEXT IT'S CAPTAIN FALCON VS ASURA
WHO HITS HARDER
furries just mad the superior woman won
Holy shit.
It's almost dangerously furry….but a cat will do
When's Hogan, brother ?
FALCON KICKED ASURA INTO ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION. KARMA IS A BITCH
UP NEXT WE GOT BLAZIKEN VS ROBERT GARCIA
BLAZIKEN WINS
UP NEXT FIO VS COOL. HITLER.
FIO WINS
UP NEXT NAKED SNAKE VS WALDO, WHO CAN HIDE THE BEST??
I'm okay with this.
SNAKE WINS.
UP NEXT WE GOT THE TRASHMAN VS HULK HOGAN
TRASH MAN HAS TAKEN OUT THE TRASH
UP NEXT NIGHTCRAWLER VS THOR
...
THOR CRITS NIGHTCRAWLER. Literally no one is surprised
UP NEXT IS THE FINAL MATCH OF THE PRELIMS, DR. DOOM VS LICH KING
DOOM PROVES AGAIN TO BE THE…VICTOR…
UP NEXT WE GOT A MARIO VS A RACOON.
Perfect.
>(((coon))) wins again
Who could be behind this?
RACOON WINS
UP NEXT ORINSTEIN VS CHAR
Ari-san won fair and square
CHAR WINS
UP NEXT HUMANOID DOG VS HUMANOID TURTLE
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING TURTLE SOUP FOR DINNER BOYS
UP NEXT IT'S N.TROPY VS PEPSIMAN
PIZZA STATUS: COOKED
N.TROPY WINS!!!!
UP NEXT FELICIA vs CAPTAIN FALCON
Cat 'N Falcon more like.
So, how do you set up a royal rumble?
FELCIA WINS
UP NEXT FIO VS BLAZIKEN
I laughed