Autism Games Done Quick

What have they fucked up this year?

Nah, place just opened now. Fucking freezing outside though.

Edit an infinity.moe link please mark

Sure, hold on

It's past time to nuke NYC. It worked for the Japanese, now they are the cultural leaders of the world.

Done.

Huh, my picture didn't upload. Lemme try again.

From my understanding from a local italian ( a jabroni named vinny) the prices are only that fucky in manhatten,everywhere else it's fine.

At least the foods good, getting a pizza right now.

Depends on the joint. Brooklyn is also expensive as shit

You also missed

I'd fucking kill to try that one pizza place where it's hand made by like an 80 year old guy and it takes ages.

b-but it's orange

I didn't really want to remark on that because restaurants do that all over the country. Don't get me started on corking fees.

Di Fara? It's not that great, pizza got soggy over the years. Although I still recommend it since it's something you're not gonna try otherwise. Like sex, or Disney World.

Pizza shouldn't take ages to make.

fuck this, when are NASA and ESA?

To be fair, the guy is 80+ years old and even got a replacement recently for different days.

I dunno,from what i've heard it's worth the wait

The Earth is flat

Sex, like Disney World, is overrated. Last time I was there, the Magic Kingdom did still have the best arcade around, but that was probably twenty years ago.

There were two really good barbeque and pizza places close to where I live that both got bought out and ran into the ground by some New York kike within a year of opening. The pizza place even still has all the signs up and everything but no one's been in there for like 3 years now. It's a protection racket I swear.

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Yeah, but the food at Disney is god like. Yeah it's overrated, but you're probably not gonna have a chance to experience it that often. Sex because thots are bitches and Disney since it's fucking expensive.

Reminder this thing will be introducing us to the show

It's always the fucking Jews man. They shut down all the good delis and made rent sky high to scare away niggers.

Fun fact I used to live around Di Fara before my mother died. It's surrounded by all kosher shit, hell my dad calls it "unkosher on the corner" since it's the only place like that. Anyway the Jews fucking made NYC unaffordable to anyone with a minimal wage job. Fuck those kikes

That's a cute dog

Looks like Rob Schneider in drag.

I live in the middle of nowhere, Georgia though so I don't know why they'd even bother unless it was hurting the chain's business. Even then, the closest pizza place otherwise is like 5 miles away.

lolno you Buffalo Bill looking ass nigga
I wish someone had a webm of that from one of the past GDQs

Anyway here's the pizza, reminder that all kosher restaurants are terrible.

It's much cheaper and more convenient to live vicariously through anime and video games.

that was a delicious roast.

How much did you have to tip the tableslaves?

Whoever pushed that out the kitchen thinking it constitutes $12 worth of pizza needs to be drowned.

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That motherfucker is a vintage meme at this point

I miss /sp/

You strike me as the kind of man who would go into a place and order four fried chickens and a Coke.

also
whens NASA

FREE BLUEGLASS FROM JEWYAMAS BASEMENT

Hey that soggy basil or oregano is worth it, okay?

I had two breasts, and a root beer if that counts

I don't think your own chest counts as food

Post tits or gtfo.

I meant chicken breasts.

I don't have it on mobile, someone repost the gay pic with the chest hair

No you meant you were suckling on your mantits for milk you heeb

I knew they were hardcore but jesus christ

Yes.

Just how many chromosomes do you need, faggot?

Enough to be called a hoarder

I thought yankland waiters don't get paid a proper wage and start pestering you or spitting in your meals if you don't cough up 20% of the bill.

Rob Schneider is a past his prime celebrity
with him coaching off his past
only problem is
he's about to present
AGDQ in drag
In 2017's autistic cringe comedy
Rob Schneider is
Presenting AGDQ in drag
Rated PG-13

Checks out, have a nice day sir

SUB ONLY MODE IMMEDIATELY
somebody's paranoid

I laughed, but then I didn't because this thing will be on the screen as much as it can be.

Prepare for some tranny cringe.

burger, explain this to non-burger!

I hope trannies will be triggered by emotes this year too tbh

I don't feel like watching this unless there's some serious autism abound. Any games in the schedule I should look out for in particular for fun/autism?

Silly goy,posting emotes of a black head is racist and of a man wearing a bra is transphobic,can't have those people around.

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Another half a year, another meeting of the transgender support group GDQ.

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But then they'd have to ban Tyrion?

At least the setup music is nice

get the fuck out of my country you spic

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markstein does it again
eat shit and die kike

WHERE'S THE STREAM OP

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A STREAM IN AN HOUR

That's why you just prepare your own meals. Its cheaper, more satisfying, and you get to develop a skill.

not allowed. You're going to watch your 8 hour glitchless jrpg run and like it.

They're called chromosome collectors, dummy. They want more.

go to the circlejerk site mark linked to watch the stream goy

no.

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/embed for no chat

infinity.moe says it's offline, go to watch on twitch and you'll see it

>there is a chromosome harbinger

well that explains it

Restaurants always mark up the wines they sell. Far beyond what they're already marked up for retail, which is usually 35-50%. They'll sell a glass of wine for $12 from a bottle that retails for $10. It's easily 300% or more over wholesale cost, and one of their major profit drivers.
Some fancy restaurants will allow you to bring your own wine, but you aren't allowed to pour it. This is where the corking fee comes in. They charge you a fee to open the bottle and pour it into your glass. I've never seen it less than $20, and I've heard of it as high as $50. Per bottle. This is done not only to profit the restaurant but also to inflate the bill, which you are expected to tip a percentage of to the server.
Restaurants are a layered cesspool of ways to extract money from people who just want to eat. The tipping scheme just forces servers to act complicit in the management's money grubbing since it directly affects their take home pay.

TRANNY ON SCREEN,I REPEAT TRANNY ON SCREEN

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welp

I don't drink wine so I never knew this was a thing.
I don't even like to tip, and I only find myself tipping when I am in company, but I make an effort not to tip any higher than 8% or so. A lot of people complain to me when I don't tip enough or if I don't tip at all and I really can't understand why they get angry. Unless there's some rule saying I must tip, I sure as hell am not tipping.

S W E D E N Y E S

Why the fuck do they always wear hair that looks like a clown just fucking vomited.

That's a 30 year old man in a wig. He doesn't even try.

Always an eyesore.

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Done, sorry for the delay.

That's more likely the next step

How do you speedrun a tps team battle?

my attempt

Speedrunning the singleplayer segment you fuck

nice jewfro

kek

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There's a story mode ya dink

SJWDQ

God damn spikevegeta looks like shit.

Jewfro makes a more passable woman than purple monstrosity

Am I dead yet?

Shut up Kakarot.

I never understood why people keep telling me new york's style of pizza is great compared to everywhere else, it just looks thin and floppy to me. I also don't understand why Chicago Deep Dish is called a pizza but I fucking love it

well done faggots

oh god the way it shakes when it laughs

Welcome.

reminds me of that one gif that goes (jiggles in anitifa)

it's not even trying to hide the fact it has a malformed penis

You forgot the jewish part

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This place was one of the few good New York style pizza places I've ever eaten at, mostly because the crust was actually made by hand and cooked in a wood stove. Funny how good New York food is ruined most often by New Yorkers themselves.

(heiled) and kek'd

OH SHIT IT'S HOTWHEELS

wew

A MIDGET IS FUCKING RUNNING THE GAME

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CHOKE HIM OUT MIDGET

Guest starring manlytears?

IT'S A FUCKING MIDGET

hoverhead couch in back is pretty creepy

HAH

The tranny in the back picked his nose

THIS SHOW HAS EVERYTHING

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His spirits: crushed beyond belief.

holy shit that ugly closeup

The dwarf is actually a pretty cool guy, really good commentator.

LE FUNNI POT OF GREED MEME XDD
fucking hell this is already a mess

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MERCY KILL IT

LMAOOOO SO RANDUM XDDD

STOP MAKING IT LAUGH

I don't do yugayoh so i dont get the pot of greed shitty joke thing.

The speedrunning community.

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This is sexist, they have huwite males, jew males, little males. Where are all the ladies?!

Yeah, it might be less noticeable if they weren't rushing through it a cringe speed.

God damn how do you people watch this, it's just trannies and numales talking about the most boring shit ever.

How can people bring themselves to care about this autismal nonsense?

retarded joke over the never ending pot of greed

What is that disgusting creature with purple hair?

How is anyone in the crowd tolerating this? Why is everybody in the chat pretending this is normal?

What a fucking nightmare.

Pot of Greed lets you draw two extra cards. The joke is the other guy was playing Uno, where the goal is to get rid of all the cards in your hand, making it a self-destructive move and also a lolrandom nonsequitur.

LOL

SJWGDQ 2018!
GET CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE!

Where do you think we are?

That's about as funny as slapping yourself in the dick

It would know.

You get kicked out of the event if you did anything about it and in chat you just get banned.

When do they play the actual games?

10 minutes out, according to the schedule.

It's like being verbally held at gunpoint,awful

They're too scared to do anything.

Sounds like staying away from the stream and just reading the reactions in this thread was the right call.

read the OP, schedule posted

Now imagine it naked with the bow on its malformed, hormone-ravaged, belly-crushed penis

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I swear, it feels like its been an hour.

Shiiiiiiit,i'd fucking shoot a nigger for a 150 dollar nintendo switch.

So it's basically like Nazi Germany, fuck AGDQ and their Gestapo censorship.

I feel bad for suicideman

By Summer of this year they will be demanding/enforcing speedrunning equity.

Hitler did nothing wrong and he would have prevented this faggotry.

Is SpikeVegeta on coke?

L E L
E
L

They thought he was joking.
BANNED

i'm guessing these twitter questions were verrrry carefully picked

So Holla Forums here's the million dollar question:
where are the videogames?

Is that a jewess?

OH YOU BETTA BERIEVE DATS A BANNU

Looks like fucking yoko ono

Trannies, trannies everywhere as usual.

t minus 1 min

Checking these hitler trips.

Bad posture chan is on stream right now.

If ya'll read Q threads, you know what he says about foundations…

I'm pretty sure that's an actual female. Impressive.

Why are there bloodstains all over the carpet

Is it? I have the audio turned down but I can practically hear her Big Red-esque screeching. She's got that liberal harpy look to her.

Who is this old woman
old women dont belong near video games. get her out of here.

twitter.com/Luke_Turner/status/949314647160705024
Wew.

is she there cause she holds the transitioning speedrun record?

The sponsor blatantly owns the event, they aren't even trying to be subtle about it anymore.

glowing

Annie are you ok?

Oh look. There's a game on stream.

Damn, I was hoping I slept through most of this disaster, but it just started.

Slow speedrun hype?

That stream was so fucking godawful.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH

It's called hobsliding

why are autists this fucking useless

god this is pathetic

I can't belive Steve Paddock came back from the grave to speedrun crash bandicoot.

cute cat

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GIVE US MONEY GIVE US MONEY GIVE US MONEY
i mean i get it,but fuck

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garfield you fat cat why are you so fat

Yeah

I was expecting it to look as bad as chrischan.

Is this entire speedrun going to be scripted? Oh fuck, are all the speedruns scripted with pre-approved scripts?

Why is speed running is pathetic?

Probably.

Yet another one with the thousand pup stare.

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Yes, you can't see it from this angle but there is a teleprompter.

mp4 related is the only speedrunning I appreciate

oh my god it looked more like a balding jewish man before than whatever it is now.

fuck you for making me copy/paste your shitty kike link and fix it to jewtube.com

because it'sjust playing a game the fastest way possible, shaving off time by exploiting game mechanics and bugs and training for a long ass time to try and get a world record,it just pure autism so that's why most game are nintendo games

If the community was about running the games as quickly as possible without having full on faggotry, it'd be fine.
It's nice to see someone invest years of autism into deconstructing a game.

what a travesty

IT'S DEAD BOYS

is this even a speedrun? i feel like im just watching this fag play crash bandicoot

its just speedrunning the upload

Somehow, it's even worse than last year.

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Seriously what's with trannies and speedruning?
Are video games a bad influence after all?

HEH

It's just part of the hostile takeover by SJWs of everything basically.

>hello darkness my old friend

Fuck this so

Even people who actually enjoyed that trainwreck would disagree with that. Is this webcomic parody? Because things like this and "fuck yeah I'm proud to be a cuck" makes me doubt its honesty.

You kinda have to be mentally ill to be playing a game over and over again just to beat them quicker

what makes this third coco so special

CHOKE

Well, user, it's the THIRD crash bandicoot game.

I guess transgenderism and autism are linked somehow.

As someone who's done this, I can confirm. That said it's pretty plebian to just drift through life playing games once and only as they become new and popular flavors of the week.

Correct

The link is the parents. When parents bend over backward to force meme their disabled kids as uniquely special snowflakes that can do whatever they want fuck societal norms das racis… you end up with the Communist Jews taking over and normalizing homosexuality, genital mutilation, pedophilia, bestiality, or whatever other Jewish/satanic degeneracy they can get away with.

Getting rid of things you don't use is the essence of speedrunning.

I don't know about you lads, but I want to fuck Coco. Not even a furfag.

Me too tbh.

(heil'd)
Because they show their faces. Back then, when people uploaded demos of Quake and Half-Life into the internet, it was just that - perhaps the names of the runners was mentioned. No trannies, faggotry or self-entitlement

Incorrect. The correlating factors are Jews and enabling parents. Whereas with Autism it's actually a malfunction of GABA during different developmental stages (mostly in-utero).

When the motherfuck is pinball?

When there are only 'tistic guys speedrunning, being a trans-trender is the only solution if they want to be seen and remembered from the mass.

Crash 2 > 1 > 3
That always seems to be the case for trilogies for some reason

is it just me or watching this is boring as fuck? nothing autistic has happened yet

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You're pretty good.

Xenosaga is 3>1>2.

Hang yourself my lad

It is boring as fuck.

The same obsessive tendencies do draw people to both if you ask me. Furries, bronies, and transpeople are all to some degree obsessive people who have become fixated on some particular fetish/thing to the detriment of the rest of their lives.

Obviously speedrunning is much more mildly obsessive and not necessarily unhealthy, but it's no surprise that people with mental illness levels of obsession would also be drawn to it.

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You missed the tranny and midget. More will come back, don't you worry.

The crowd is stone cold.

The fact that you have to play as a new grlil character in this game automatically makes it SJW and therefore I did not play it.

DMC3 > DMC1 > Shit >>>>> DMC2

yes. he's just really shit at speedrunning.

The problem is they have to price it to pay all their employees, who are probably making 15 an hour minimum wage, plus pay their rent, which is probably 4-5 figures a month, plus the costs of the ingredients, which are jacked up to reflect the vendors of those ingredients having to pay their 15 an hour minimum wage employees etc ad nauseam.

Welcome to current agdq, trans and no fun.
Better watch it on infinity.moe for more autism and furshit

I might have a problem after all.

It's nice to see the chat freak out about mods being power hungry cunts

Time for you to die.

A plague problem

I'm not against playing a game more than once, plenty of games offer you the opportunity to play differently.
The one I truly find pathetic is doing the same optimized, sterile and boring shit every playthrough just to beat some record
I can at least enjoy some speedrun if the glitches and/or the speedrunner are entertaining, but most of the times, it's fucking loser who you can clearly see that's all they have in their life

Only the ones what go full lifestyle. But yeah, overall, this is pretty accurate.

Why do normalfags tolerate this shit?

PLEASE LAUGH

This is sad.

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I haven't played the trilogy, but the "moch-tornado", the super spin thing that you get after world three, what is up with it's movement in this? It looks like it speeds up and slows down at random even while he's just going straight. Is it different from the original?

BANNED

Fuck

Mm. I get you. In my prior post I conflated TASing with speedrunning, as I've only ever done the former and never really done the latter. Now you can say what you will about TASing, it's a separate subject really, but anyway, I can see how speedrunning for the speedrunner isn't as mundane and repetitive as it seems from the outside. It's like, well, it's like having a job. The minutia always differ.

Sad!

wew, they know.

ding dong bannu

you betta berieve das a dub check

This event is a wasted opportunity, they have people who know games and their mechanics by heart, and the majority just speedrun like they would be trying to beat the world record. Why not make more original speedruns like the one they did with the blindfold or the two players one controller run? They kind ditch the speedrun race, they're still boring to watch and you can see who's going to win once there's enough fuck up

Still every year they makes around the same amount in donations from the same german guy with a dead relative. Fishy as fuck money laundering scheme.

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ding dong bannu

Have any caps or vids?

>you bet your ass-uh..

Why do they all look like Amerimutts?

I was mocking the donations message that is always essentially "Hey first time donator, many times watcher from germany here. My grandma died from cancer last year so I'm donating 50$ to kick cancer's butt lol xD! Kill the animals." Repeat this formula.

racemixing

For shame.
taskinoz.com/gdq/

Who the fuck is reading this?

imagine dying of peepee cancer

I think it's just the organiser's faking it, like the message:

Reminder that last year we finally had people complain about "killing the animals"

Cuttingly true.

Also I just got banned in Holla Forums for that video. What the fuck?

Second time watching AGDQ, fourth time runner. My donation passed away from Germany. Money goes to kill the Germany, kill the donation. Hype!!!!

Holla Forums get really butthurt over the amerimutt joke because they think it's FUCKING KIKE SHILLS D&C.
/int/ wins again, kek.

Why is cancer on the rise?
Because "charities" like GDQ donate to organizations that just TALK about cancer. Not organizations that work to cure cancer.

8/pol/ takes itself too seriously and its mods are fags. They banned me for making a feminist hate thread a couple years ago. I've not been back.

This is quality.

GDQ is a money laundering scheme, not a charity.

this better not be a trap

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Meh.

The vast majority of charities are schemes.

This is amazing

Why even bother with this

What a bunch of retards

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Any proof this particular one is a scam?

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Hey guys, long time viewer, first time runner. It gives me great joy to view to a great cause. Greetings from viewer. PS: view the Germany, save the cancer.

It's pretty complex but, Not at all

One of the mods is hyper sensitive about the amerimutt meme. Even though some of them are funny

I used to consider myself Holla Forums regular, but I've gotten banned multiple bans since trump got elected for "chronic shitposting", even though I really wasn't.
And if I'm not banned for that, my vpn gets banned for somebody posting something equally as benign. Even the happenings aren't good anymore, Holla Forums went from being always right to being alex jonestein tier news

Brother.

i took a nice hot bath to keep me warm, what did i miss?

Nothing, you missed nothing.

A Crash run, that's it.

cool I guess

A single level of a crash game which was the entire run.

Which one? The turkroach or the actual shitskin? I also highly suspect therealcoonman is either full nigger or jew.

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You missed donations

Put germany out of its misery

yep, this is pure LOL

hot

:^)

WHAT THE FUCK WE FAST NOW

GET ANGRY REN

Now we're talking.

I really don't know user, hotpocketx I think

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8ch.net/pol/res/11127527.html
Bump it to piss him off, he banned me.

Might this one save it? The crowd is actually cheering.

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anchored

Then go on the twitch stream embed link

Not sure what you expected.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

numbers

Now I kind of want to play Crash.

They take themselves too seriously. Autism is a double edged sword I guess.

Almost five hours of a game that's run damn near twice a year? Yeesh.

This guy sounds nervous as fuck.

I don't want to piss on your parade, but that's the equivalent of normal mode, and DMC4 is generally considered easier than the other games even on that difficulty since Nero was specifically made for newcomers. Did you at least go back to try it again on Sons of Sparda?

I doubt that most of these people have ever had to speak publicly, let alone while performing a skill under pressure.

Plus, bragging about beating completely different games means nothing. I've seen niggers get stuck on the Shadow Temple in OoT and then beat a Mario game in 5 lives.

That kid has a really deep voice

Speedruns in 2020 will be done with dlcs and microtransactions. Tranny will pay $2000 with donations from livestream and instantly beat the game, getting new record!

Speedruns in 2020 will be done with dlcs and microtransactions. Tranny will pay $2000 with donations from livestream and instantly beat the game, getting new record!

OoT 100% is actually pretty interesting, lots of stuff has developed in the route in recent times, and it hasn't been run as 100% in ages.

Not that I'm saying this sorry excuse for a marathon is worth watching, but still it's pretty interesting. And ZFG is the worlds biggest OoT autist and has decent enough people skills to actually be able to talk about what is going on and make it interesting.

Their socially fucked regardless. They could be 50+ for all it matters. Find country women who aren't tainted by social media or go looking for the diamond in the rough, because they certainly exist. They often aren't above a 5/10 though.

This thing puts zero effort into its appearance.

I am filled with disgust knowing that thing wants to be a female and that razor isn't for it's legs.

So brave and courageous! People like her are such an inspiration.

I've been sleeping without a frame for 6+ years and don't have this shit. Do you faggots even use base sheets?

Oh there's plenty of effort it's just not good enough.

that is one magnificent cock

how narcissistic do you have to be to look at this in the mirror and not know to hide and obscure it as much as possible until you can fix it (or indefinitely, if you've given up)
how self-centered do you have to be to do the opposite, to post a picture of it to the public net, awkwardly-hanging bingo wing and all, and explode if not slathered with false compliments about it

Lots of weak speed runners I'm seeing, when will the superior species take over?

Was this the player last year for the better event that wasn't agdq? I remember when he started to play everybody just up and left to get breakfast.

It was all spent on social media whining rather than going to a gym.

yeh it was at NASA and it looked incredibly uncomfortable and was bitching on twitter.

I have never seen a woman play video game at any speed but fucking agonizingly slow.

They're too busy sitting in the third row knitting.

Not only that, but she followed up a run full of bants and shitposting.
I've asked before, but if anyone has that far cry 4 run from NASA please share.

They're being replaced by men :^)

BotW speedruns already have separate categories for that

watch yourself user.

I know man
I fucked up

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Why the fuck are Elecman and Iceman's platform stages so much fucking harder than anything else in the game?

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Is this dude wearing a furry/pony shirt?

How can you "fuck up"? What part of that image suggests you are looking at a female? You are part of the problem if you instinctually lable it as a she.

goddamnit I was almost enjoying this run

I think it's the Eevee evolutions.

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It's the eeveelutions you nigger.

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Presumably it's Evee evolutions. Also presumably he's been wearing it since yesterday
twitter.com/Espumbrajolt/status/950509497218461696

So, yes.

You fags missed the dial8 donation i take it. If my internet wasn't so shitty i could have clipped in time

Its so fucking autistic that you even knew that.

Pretty much.

this isn't TopGun

How is recognizing that autistic?

I'm only here for the shitposts and I don't really feel like watching the 99.9999999% cancer that makes up the stream.

And fuck this took long enough

what happened user?

Someone made a donation that made the announcer say dilate and both of them acted like they didn't know what it meant.

It's everywhere

nice

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You should definitely tune in whenever people start going apeshit

II am so fucking tempted to start cheating and using savestates for Megaman

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my boy blueglass isn't a submissive beta.

You're going to snap and use the pause glitch on yellow devil, aren't you?

It's fucking Skyrim, he shouldn't be cheating in the first place.

Aren't these faggots a giant minority even in the """""gay community"""""? I'de like to see some facts on this shit tbh.

Maybe, but that doesn't change that the majority of pedophiles are homosexuals.

jim did a video on it a few weeks ago

AIDS RED PILL
More evidence that AIDS isn't caused by HIV, but instead by overloading your immune system from numerous STDs/Antibiotics. AIDS is a syndrome… not a disease.

Clearly this game is perfect and had nothing go wrong in the game design phase

The only real question about this whole thing is why fucking run Skyrim in the first place? I can understand him putting that shit int he console to keep on schedule as marathon luck is commonly shit in many games. But Skyrim in general is a boring fucking game to speedrun so who gives a fuck?

Well I wouldn't correlate homosexual shit to being a pedophile. Pedophiles in general are so fucking gone that saying it's the fault of homosexuality is pretty retarded.

I'll never forgive that faggot for the shit he pulled back when he was IA. He thought it would work if he changed his name and unfortunately it worked.

What MM are you playing? I can't remember anything like that.

Number 1. The checkpoint before Flameman sets you next to an enemy that will damage you if you don't move immediately.

go shill somewhere else jim

Don't let it turn you off, classic MM gets much better in the next few games, then sort of goes to shit after 4, for entirely different reasons. Personally I prefer the MMX and MM Zero games, but the classics are kind of "must play" games.

Skyrim is a bad game, but it's so glitched that speedruns can be actually entertaining

Always furries who gotta be obnoxious with this shit.

If you want that shit speedrun Sonic 06. Skyrim's bugs are occasionally enjoyable but there's no real structure to make it worth digesting as entertainment.

Also, a game "flaw" that I don't really hold against it is that the bosses do so much fucking damage, you don't get a chance to learn what they're doing before you get killed. Considering when this game came out it's not somethine to hold against it, but it's a pretty weird problem to notice in this day and age.
I'm trying really hard to beat it without succumbing to savestates but the aforementioned problem makes it really hard

what's the deal with eevee, why are people so into it. I played pokemon, I know what eevee is, I just don't understand the following

no

Is that Opie in that photo? He could be the biggest faggot in that whole group.

Eevee fags are basically ponyfags.

Looks like the fucking Asylum Demon.

That is the problem with degenerates. They must force their degeneracy down everyone else's throat.

si

dont be racist

There's like a roster of Pokemon as they apply to shitty fetishes. For some reason.

Eevee and kin = Furry
Gardevoir = Hypnosis
Lugia = Vore
Sabrina = Transformation (At least this one makes sense based on her TV show appearance.)

Her face has to be shopped. I refuse to believe a negress could be that hideous.

would you believe if I told you someone tried to rape her? she was the person who started #metoo

The original MM has a lot of flaws, especially some downright niggerish enemy placement in platforming sections. For whatever reason it feels rewarding to finish, though. Most bosses will die off quickly from weaknesses, but you're going to have a hell of a time with the refights.
Just think, there are people that speedrun it, in the buster only category. That's a special kind of masochistic autism.

Yea because blacks will rape ANYTHING.

How the fuck can you run a joke into the ground this badly?

Blueglass is as alpha as they come

Reddit.

They are paying money to run it into the ground too. Reddit is why we have bad games. They will buy anything.

If you try playing MM1 again it becomes blatantly fucking clear that the Robot Masters were meant to be beaten with their weakness, and beating them with the buster cannon is a byproduct of shoddy boss AI.

I finally made a save state to try and learn the Flame boss pattern. Turns out unless you're a speedrunner, he doesn't fucking have a pattern.

That was Boyega

I have no words other than saying I have no words. Jesus christ.

The timing of that shit is extremely tight, but it's quite possible. The problem is the fight requires a lot of practice, and you're going to repeating that fucking level a lot until you get it down.

classic.

I don't know how he didn't catch it.

Enough with the stupid daughters joke. Jesus.

I don't think I can actually beat MM1. It really doesn't help that I have memories of play later Megaman games where the movement controls are a lot less shit and vague. The bosses kill you in literal seconds even at full health, making it impossible to actually practice against them. This is not actually a very good game. I either beat the Robot Master with no difficulty at all, or get so shit stomped by them and the level I have no hope of defeating them.

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They can be beaten. It's not exactly the most polished game even for its time, but keep trying and you will persevere. Good luck.

How interesting is Serious Sam 3: BFE as a speed run?

Stealth bantz.

You think he'll get fired?

I know they can, but their attack patterns don't make any fucking sense for casual play. And by "casual play" I mean "Not autistically speedrunning it and knowing frame data." I tried to look up how to beat him just to observe what he could do, and the only thing I can find is speedrunning shit.

Take a break and go back to it later, you'll fuck up basic things if you play while being frustrated. Wily 1 is when your true suffering begins. Good luck user.

Yes, new caster, run it into the ground even further

what is this meme? some of these people have huge beards, what do you mean "no testosterone"? also, how do i get testosterone, the beard on my cheeks is kind of patchy, doesn't look good so i just shave

how do you even rape that?

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand the family terms joke.

They all have their mouth open

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Beds are annoying, too much upkeep and I have shit to do. If you want to play Mrs. Doubtfire go ahead on, though.

Its called "Soy Mouth" or "Cuck Gape". Its a common facial expresion that soyboys make.

To be Flair you have to
WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW WEW

Or "cuckface." The male equivalent of how girls would make that repulsive duck face, thinking it was cute or something.

I like it, they look like they're waiting for a geyser of brown seed.

That's why I'm losing my shit at this game. By modern standards, allowing you boss to kill your player in seconds with no actual pattern to his attacks is some of the shittiest game design you can pitch to someone. MM1 is full of shit that's CANCEROUS but gets a free pass because of how early the game was made.

The kid running right now has some shit hanging off his chin. Like a wisp of shit waiting to blow off into the dry desert air.

It's "facial hair".

A doctor should be able to help you out.

Reminds me of when I shave half awake and miss a spot on my neck, not noticing it well into the day until I get an itch.

You aren't wrong, a lot of game is understanding the wonky jumping and how to avoid clipping through platforms and ledges.

Yeah, it's a fundamentally submissive, terrified expression.

It's a fear grimace, a submission gesture in primates

So far theaboslute worst thing I've encountered is disappearing platforms, because when they appear, they treat where you are as a mere suggestion, and you can end up fucking anywhere if those appear while you're in the same square.

As if the wispyness weren't bad enough, he otherwise looks like a little boy. But no, he's probably 30 and this is your endocrine system on videogames and soy.

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These oddly shaped creatures make me think of MiB, like there's a wee ayy lmao in its head controlling it.

All of his bodily tissue has somehow migrated to his neck. Must be cancer. Throat cancer from sucking non-stop AIDS niggerdick.

That era of gaming was different, just about everything was punishing. The original Metroid was a total clusterfuck. Zelda was full of vague, worthless clues to find shit hidden behind one random fucking tree in a forrest or a random wall to bomb in the middle of nowhere.
Even "easy" games like JRPGs were brutal grindfests with dungeons designed to be confusing messes with a million dead ends.
That being said there is a certain charm to all those games despite their flaws.

There is a video of this creature doing squats with like 10lbs on the bar. I wish I had saved it.

Yoku blocks are terrible, but magnet beam is your friend for getting around that shit. Learning to abuse magnet beam mitigates a lot of the aggravating platforming.

And a lot of developers abused this to sell strategy guides and other assorted merch that would "help" players. Lots of adventure game devs from the era used to pull this shit, putting puzzles with non-sensical solutions in their games to make players spend money on guides, call hotlines, etc.

hello mr skeletal whatcha doin

numalemedical.com/
Just become a Nu™ you!

I'm trying not to judge it too hard, because back then games were sold in a desperate attempt to justify their purchase by shoving in a ton of shit. But compared to modern games, it becomes apparent why Dark Souls is so popular despitre being "similar" to early nintendo games. It takes the base game and slows attacks the fuck down, so even when you fuck up, you can still analyze what happened. In Dark Souls when you get smacked by a offscreen enemy, you think, "Don't let that happen again" but in MM you might get hit over and over again because shit is moving so fast. I'm by no means calling it the worst game ever but its a very clear cut case of learning how to properly make games over time.

Here ya go

Does it have aids or something?

I knew I could count on you user!

SS3 really lacks aesthetics, works a whole lot better with a slight cartoonish style.

What a fucking waste of time.

Anons… SS3 actually looks like it might be fun to run. Please talk me out of it.

No, but, run the pirate version. That sounds entertaining.

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i have to believe that thing was actually attractive at the time it got raped. i have to believe that it was because of the rape that it decided to make itself unrapeable by injecting its face full of some kind of resin and then blasting itself in the face with a rock salt shell.

if that thing thinks it was raped looking like that, it is clinically insane.

Have you tried playing Skyrim…. with mods?

They added the pirated scorpion into the game

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that bare wall is pretty discussing

Oh, nice.

I've watched every GDQ since the second year they started.
This is the first year I've felt absolutely no urge to watch.
I haven't seen a single second of this year's stream and I don't intend to, the fun died ages ago.

nevermind, i thought there might just be something i could change about lifestyle. i don't do doctors or pills or any kind of that shit unless it's absolutely necessary.

But the memes, Jack

You'll see a major improvement in the next game, MM2 corrects a lot of technical flaws and gives players more tools to deal with shit. That's probably why it became babby's first MM game for so many people. It's probably the easiest game of the classic MM series, especially on the western "normal" difficulty that spams health drops.

I've beaten all the robot masters and now I'm on to Dr.Wily. With light assistance from savestates

Jesus FUCKING christ

They actually want to normalize this shit

There's some stuff you can try.

Avoid xenoestrogens. Plastic food containers, for example, will fuck up your endocrine system and tank your sperm count, and this has been understood since the '80s. There's a documentary on YouTube about it which pretty much predicts the soy dystopia we live in now, but I can't remember the name of it.

Conversely, broccoli is good for you. So is zinc, and magnesium supplements will help your uptake. Lower your intake of carbs, and increase your intake of fatty meats, "marbled" steaks and such.

Working out is good. Workouts that focus on compound movements are better. Read up on the relative benefits of volume versus intensity.

Ultimately, you should look at it not as a chemical problem, but as a spiritual war that you didn't know you were fighting. Realize that this has been done to you intentionally. Get angry. That's the lifestyle change you need to make.

You forgot Vitamin D3.

Ironically spider jerusalem wouldn't mind

Just do the hard, fun parts of running. Things like routing in a game that gives you a complex graph of decisions. Spend maybe two weeks doing that, and practicing execution. Then, when all the interesting stuff is done and you have a clear picture of how much time a WR is going to cost you, stop and move on to hobby that isn't as shameful and useless.

You don't even need to avoid plastic food containers, just plastic liquid containers and the majority of your BPA intake will be cut off.
Water from taps has BPA in it as well, but not as much. As far as I know, reverse osmosis doesn't get rid of the tiny microfibers in tap water.

I forgot *tons* of shit, but I'm not trying to write a book, here.

The documentary you're thinking of is called Assault on the Male, it used to be on youtube in multiple parts.

D3, Zinc, Magnesium is like the holy trinity of helping someone boost their T.

And it's still there in one part, as far as I can tell. Thanks.

oh boy the cancer is just as strong as I thought it'd be, how long until these threads become as infested with trannies as this marathon is?

???IS IT TIME FOR RISK OF RAIN???

many of these i'm already doing specifically the less plastic in diet, more meat, getting angry and workout parts. it does work and i've noticed my psychological state get more stable and controllable and my sex drive go up significantly (which is funny since i'm hornier in my 25s than i was during my late teen years however that was also hindered by depression back then) but the cheek beard is still patchy and not growing thicker at all.

pleading with ya to have sex

You could at least list ways to get these into your system.
I'll do it for you.

Vitamin D can be obtained from fish and milk and going out into the sunlight, but that may not always be an option if you live in a rainy country
Zinc and magnesium can both be obtained from pumpkin seeds.

yes

Is that an offer?~

FUCK YEA

Yeah, I have the same problem. My goatee has become thick and lustrous, but my cheeks still aren't worth growing out even though they're no longer horrible like they used to be.

Well shit. At least I cook my own food and eat mostly meat.

But can it be obtained from food?

u ok?

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No.

Just get a big glass bottle for water.
If you don't want to eat pumpkin seeds, have cashews and almonds instead. Cashews have zinc and almonds have magnesium, though both have less of each than pumpkin seeds have.

THICC

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I dunno why you guys are so excited about this one, but I guess I'll actually watch now.

Nigger that's clearly a girl

looks like a cute grill to me

I understand why, but I was hoping it would be without artifacts. This should be fun at least

You couldn't possiblt speedrun this without command at the least

I guess I'll try pumpkin seeds then.

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That's totally a dude. Falsetto.

Just look at the fucking face man.
Even the voice is trying so hard to sound girly and cute

That's what asians do. They actively try to make their voices multiple octaves higher to makes themselves sound cuter.

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the fuck just happened

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You have to eat about a cup of them a day, so I recommend roasting them, grinding them down and using the powder to make a big muffin.

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Christ, it's like a baseball mitt.

what about trying to find this grill instagram or twitter so we can find better pictures and know if it's a trap or not?

I don't actually have a hard opinion or care either way, but arguing about it is funny.

I stayed up 8 hours to watch a 20 minute speed run

These "men" are the result of racemixing.

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meanwhile, this shitshow is happening.
wouldn't surprised me if the criteria for entering agdq are hrt certificates instead of actual speedrunning.
it makes sense that they removed super metroid since it's the riskiest run they have and we can't fail that and not make shekels now do we, goyim.

What with what, you reckon? Guy on the right definitely looks like a jew.

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Some thot does a sketchbook, and it gets shilled inbetween each game.

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Phantoon is too strong for the soyboys GDQ has been digging up. I don't think they have Mario 64 this year, either.

Just like the shit I took an hour ago.

How embarrassing

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Its 3:00 in the morning. who else is gonna know besides, you, me, the runner, and the devs?

Blueglass.

I imagine the devs have some pride in their work.

Being seen on camera in a marathon hosted by ProtoMagicalManInADress is already an embarrassment.

You don't become the best without devoting time into it. Goose himself said that this video is only relevant when you take things to an unhealthy amount. It's also a very healthy situation when you factor in fair competition and devotion to a hobby you enjoy.

Fuck, that is ugly.

that doesn't make sense, that kill the animals shit rakes in tons of money

Did I miss Risk of Rain?

Bottom right looks like a retahded Shia.

No it doesn't you stupid nigger, people just tack it onto donation comments because they don't know of any other donation incentives to give it to. Even then, most of the donation comments are probably not real to begin with considering how copy and pasted they are.

yup I'm heading off to bed

you can just watch the vods, they get archived pretty much instantly.

they don't want to bring attention to the fact that skill in speedrunning is no longer a criteria since 3 out of4 runners died on phantoon during the super metroid run.
and since you don't save in super metroid runs, you should know how it went.
gotta parade how progressive they are instead.

lel

This doesn't seem like a very optimized run, either.

This year they pulled a lot of "staple" runs from the schedule. I think part of it is because of what you stated, and I think another reason is because they wanted more indie pixelshit in the marathon. We aren't even getting obscure jap games or JRPG runs at night, it's all these shitty indies with runs that have 0 speed tech or interesting strats. This Dye run is arguably just a competent casual playthrough, the only glitch was the fucking game crashing.

I am guessing the crashing probably had to do with Windows 10. It seemed to crash during transitions between levels, so it likely had something to do with loading assets.

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Or they're running Intel :^)

Lovely Planet may be good if the runner doesn't suck dicks, it's built for fast.

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reee, then it would truly be Autism Games Done Quick

Oh, it's a race. Nice, hope they don't suck.

Are trannies just people who slept in their parents' bed until they turned 21?

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Theories vary, but I think it has more to do with psychological torture.

WTF is this pastel hipster trash?

The guy on the right looks more Jew than soy.

Which is worse, jew or soyboy?
I am leaning towards jew.

jews no question.

Why is everything in jap?

Jewish soyboy detected.

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poo

Look at these faggots on the couch. You think the pajeet manlet is jealous he isn't getting cuddled by the fat blonde nu-male?

"Juden" is german for jew, kike.

I don't know why but I found the classic merchant as a sex trafficker very humorous.

even the jews found them funny, the guy next to him was trying so hard to laugh when he showed them.

not to laugh*

Crazy, associating them with vampires is probably too good for them.

Rockcock64 did well in bullying Brian Lee O'Malley into closing his social media accounts

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Because it's game made by japs

Guess again, faggot.

This guy sometimes turns into filthy frank, does he smoke or some shit?

It's made by slavs?

Street shitters, it seems. Info I saw said they're in New Delhi.

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Hey you,shut up,burnout paradise is great.

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Are images not loading for anyone else?

It seems fine.
Maybe you're clicking on images that are on old posts that already got wiped by the cyclical thread.

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It's working now.

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maybe it's a good thing, considering how bad it got.

That voice and the spaghetti, a walking meme.

Shit's less fun than E3 at this point. Threads should focus on NASA or ESA instead honestly. Seriously, this is boring. I can't even watch or focus for more than 10 minutes on any of this shit.

Threads focus on NASA and ESA when those are actually happening, faggot. If you can't enjoy the cringe come back in a week.

Hey now, this marathon is an excellent sleep aid.

Never said they didn't. But it's obvious these threads get more attention towards nothing entertaining than they should
There's a difference between entertaining cringe and just retarded embarrassment. Honestly they hit the bottom of the barrel last year with 1 or 2 runs being somewhat entertaining, why bother finding new lows? The only reason I would bother surveying this trash is to find shit that can put the organization in legal trouble. But the entertainments gone and the stream now disgusts me more than anything.

Speaking of which I'm about to drop now. I've been watching old ESA runs and I can say I would rather watch any of this shit 10 times in a row than anything this year's been giving me. Bonesaw's run was the nail in the coffin for this shit. RIP

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Nice gyno

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He's a local homeless guy who is just there for the comfy couch.

He doesn't even wear girls clothes come on

Oh boy, another
>SHE

Or even try with the fucking voice.

Barely 4 hours in and we're up to 4 trannies already. Or have there been more than that and I was just fortunate to miss them?

48 hours*

"liz the goddess"

thats a man though

imagine the life this person has set themselves up for

just because it's so hard to get a girlfriend they go insane from lonelyness and turn into a girl

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Should've just gotten a sex doll.

He called one of his techniques "Assaulting the wizard" because he was forcing himself on top of him. Poor wizard.

At least Napoleon Dynamite XXL wore a blouse. I first thought "Liz" was just a fat guy with gyno.

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i dunno, it seems like a pretty good idea for that particular guy to cut his dick and balls off.

i would provide the hedgeclippers myself.

I guess at least there's a real gril in the back. Is she the resident cock sleeve this year?

Probably, I'm surprised how slutty all these geek girls are from gdq. Must be the build up of being ignored for so many years and then getting showered with attention from omega males.

I didn't realize it could get worse.

Makes sense, I'm sure they become little celebrities in that spank circle.

I'll just leave this here.

No, take it back. We don't want it here.

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*mans voice

I have never been this glad to not be born a videogame.

Did I miss much? Last I watched was Couch Sleeper Pajeet.

You've missed progressively less effort put into being a tranny Every time I think they can't lower the bar any further, and another faggot pops up and blows it all out of the water.

How much of a right twat do you have to be to call yourself a goddess

you missed this

All the others ran any%, this one ran low%

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Here's a bit from his Twitch page:

You're a woman? But you have a masculine voice.

I identify as female, but my sex is that of a male. Voice training is hard, man. Just please be courteous and understanding if you're not? Well, see: SEGMENT RULES for info on that madness.

NIGGER

This spikevegeta guy is actually a genius.

He's a socially awkward autist like everyone else in the event, but he hides it behind a 'clown persona'. People will think he just has a funny personality and will therefore don't really think badly of him.

Reported for racism.

Him mentioning the production value was pretty funny.

Let me guess,segment rules say "YOU GET BANNED NOW"

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Sir we don't go for that kind of language around here. My ears are not gutters.

Yes, along with the promise of "trigger happy mods."

I think he's said he worked in plays or something in school, so he at least knows how to not completely clam up in front of a crowd.

Are they doing a shitty games done quick portion like a couple years back? I see Home Alone 2 on the schedule so I am guessing yes.

top wew
so close yet so far away from awareness.

This black man would be called a "Uncle Tom" or deemed a race traitor by hood niggers.

This is why they won't improve. Held in the clutches of the democratic party, degenerate liberals who don't give a shit about the black community, but just wants their votes.

but why

chinese version

Is he black dsp?

And when you're in your 40s with no marketable skills other than 'I can dance on camera' and streaming is dead / replaced by another medium / you're no longer profitable, what do you do when the last bit of your stream cash dries up?

I pity a lot of these people. Makes me think of professional athletes who make tons of cash but can't into personal finance and go broke a year after they quit playing.

China version, user. They take issue with gore. Same reason the zambo blood is green in Japanese games a lot of times.

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I wouldn't be to hard, even for a 3d game where you have to spawn the zombies in.

I don't mind green infected blood
There's worse shit out there

The human body can only grow muscle at a steady rate. You can't workout more and get gains faster. Most gains are made in the kitchen. Eat your protein and continue lifting over time.

Pretty sure they don't even save for their retirement. Streamers are the beggars of our time, prostituting themselves on the Internet. IRL streams are pure cancer, yet they debase themselves daily for "bits" and pocket change.

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No, they're the modern equivalent of wandering minstrels.

Nope.

I generally consider them as an annoyance now but a gift that will provide many laughs in ten or so years when I'll get bored one night and do a 'where are they now?' and find out that most of them work in deadend jobs barely scraping by.

I respect the few streamers out there who are smart with their streaming, run it like a responsible business, and generally behave like adults. Everyone else can burn.

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I'm pretty sure wandering minstrels got a fair amount of pussy.

What are twitch whores

I wish.

is that the tyrant
I've never played a RE before

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It's Nemesis

It doesn't look like nemesis

F

GAME
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Yeah, that's not a Mustang

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I spent a week lifting once, it felt awesome.
And then I never lifted again.

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Someone's gonna transition

To be fair, as soon as they started the race, they said, "I hope at least one of us finishes"

that was an awesome race, though. neck and neck the entire way through

Yea, there was a lot of back and forth. Would have been much better without big jon constantly talking.

nooo grill, don't go

Pretty nice race.

Eh I'm ok with the couch talking about what's going on in the game. I love hearing them talk about technical stuff that the runner is doing and getting people into it when the runner does something really clutch.

SOON

Last time I played RE3 was in 2000, but I don't remember most of the sections in the stream (basically everything after the beginning).
Are there a lot of routes or it's just that my memory sucks? Maybe both?

Context, user?

Now I'm hungry for some tendies. FUck yourself.

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they're nuggets