GDC Choice Awards covered by snub and fail

Did you not see my post?

Is this the LOL thread because my sides are in orbit.

>what remains of edith finch actually as someone who pirated it I wont lie its not terrible
Not too terrible. There may have been better options out there like Nier or some obscure indie game only 100 people played.

Ashly doesn't have shit hair and a hobo beard

Sounds about right.

Gaming award shows always schism my 'tism because a ton of games come out every year, but every site, every youtube channel, ever publication always narrows it down to the same exact handful of titles, like nothing else came out this year. It's somewhat relaxing to remind myself that these things are fucking meaningless acts of spectacle. What does dualshockers have that literally anyone with an internet connection doesn't? They're just some random faggots who are trying to act like their opinion is worth anything. Who the fuck is on the panel of the GDC awards panel? Who fucking cares. They probably have shit taste and didn't play any of the games anyways.

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I kind of enjoyed WROEF. It wasnt bad up until the race mixing. Other than that it was worth watching a twitch stream

Best narrative
Night in the Woods (Infinite Fall / Finji)
Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice (Ninja Theory)
What Remains of Edith Finch (Giant Sparrow / Annapurna Interactive)
Horizon Zero Dawn (Guerrilla Games / Sony Interactive Entertainment)
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (MachineGames / Bethesda Softworks

Honorable Mentions: Nier: Automata (PlatinumGames / Square Enix), Tacoma (Fullbright), Persona 5 (P-Studio / Atlus), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Nintendo EPD / Nintendo), Divinity: Original Sin 2

Exactly as expected

Sadly that is probably the best way to experience the story sans the much lauded Cannery level, which is admittedly pretty creative.

Why is anyone surprised at this point?

Also, why are all Korean web comics complete fucking garbage? Why does that shithole of a country vomit out content even worse than China?

I don't know if this is parody anymore.

It's impossible to make fun of the left. They have transcended mere parody, they have become the living embodiment of Poe's Law.

Because it's a feminist shithole with oppressive internet and gaming laws. There's a reason why people call south korea worst korea.

Can't the chinks just invade? I mean, at least they seem to be extremely allergic to NTR, while SK seems to revel in it and used goods.

It hurts knowing vidya history is being written by a joke someone took seriously.

When some faggot award bullshit thing has a category for narrative it's a farce from the get go.

not counting those WW2 rapes
Really makes you think

Ehhhhhhhh. In a post modernist view point it technically does make sense that video games to be considered an expression of belief and ideals. Anything with effort can be art but therefore very little can truely be "artistic". Even then havent we fucking moved on into the meta modernist movement already, god damnit?

Doesn't matter what's their view. They need glasses.

top wew

>Feminists still pushing their art
Looks familiar.

Aren't you faggots all about having evidence to back up claims?

Go find any Korean web comic (aimed at a male audience) and report to me if it doesn't feature NTR and all the women aren't used goods.

Apparently it's a division for a movie production company, they're literally sucking up to movie companies, wew
Megaphone-chan's game is here, what a (((coincidence))).
I guess the Gone Homo devs have gone down in the clique's hierarchy :^)

what do you expect of soulless plastic gooks with no spine?

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What a great list!

Also, fuck GDC, the kike faggot pieces of shit, they're an insult to game developers everywhere. people like that are the reason I have to make my own fucking video game

Why the fuck do people even like Ashly Burch? She's only been in a handful of games, and all of her performances have either been middling or downright character ruining terrible.

There's so many better female VAs out there. Cristina Vee, Cree Summer, Tara Strong… and Mary McGlynn, who does the science officer on Star Trek Bridge Crew, which is neat because you can't see her most of the time unless you crane your neck to the far left - so you just hear her, and it sounds like Major Kusanagi is your first mate.

She looks like a little boy.

It's a concentrated effort by outside forces to infect the industry with more of their agents. No one who isn't in on the whole thing, or brainwashed enough to be work without compensation, actually cares.

Because she's just another SJW.

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When the fuck did she do either?

When are game awards ever going to try to not copy eachother? The Game Awards and GDC have pretty much the exact same list.

the manga from OP pic has some really hot sex scenes and a cool plot device but the women in it all look the same and it's a bit lacking in some sexual deviancy; it doesn't take advantage of the full potential of some sexual encounters. check it out

She probably did some awful writing for a Borderlands game. As for acting, I guess she acts like she's not living garbage?

Yeah, but she's a terrible actress, so it's not a very convincing performance.

It's manhwa you fucking pleb.

They probably count that stupid youtube show the two had years ago as acting.

GDC is literally Vox and Polygon, they are sister companies

Ashley Burch just has the uncanny ability to be the odd one out in any image, doesn’t she?

Reminder that GDC had a panel that was just a guy talking about how he battled cancer while developing his game. As interesting as his story was, when I think of an event called "Game Developer's Conference" I think more of vid related than I do some guy surviving cancer while making a game.
Even their panels are decided on the same kind of clickbait mentality of Vox and Polygon(Aforementioned cancer video is now one of their biggest hits, no shock there).

All of this.
People really need to work means to make those awards be seeing as the worst thing ever, so normalfags don't ay any attention to them. The same ways that we have done with shitty games launch in the past.
When they reach to the choir and no return comes from anyone, even the corrupt investors will stop funding them.

They're not actually related
Anthony is an adopted Arab

Reminder this is the steam awards
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_Awards
Can someone tell me how the fuck Rise of the Tomb won what was basically the best waifu award

Because its rigged and the left will throw a fit if neir "im not an ass man but i wanna have an ass job from 2b" automata or bayonetta won.

Why the fuck are they sucking off NITW this hard? In every awards presentation it always appears, yet never wins nothing. Why put it there in the first place if you already have more than enough games pushing your agenda?

What are you guys talking about?

It's complete fucking garbage. The protagonist is a dumbfuck, the main heroine is a used up whore (as are the other women) and it doesn't even have the decency to end in a harem. South Korea needs a few nukes.

Todd Howard is a hack.

They both look adopted.

I actually played it till the end (pirated of course). Silly me thought "if Holla Forums hates it that much I'm sure it can't be that bad". Needless to say I was wrong. Everything except the graphics and animations (and even then, a lot of it is lazily done on the pretense of being minimalistic) was utter complete garbage. I don't even mind the sjw shit but it's so badly done and in your face, not to mention not even consistent with lefty opinions. The characters, who are supposed to be the game's strong points are all unsufferable cunts. It really is that easy to make an artsy game : cute little dorky animals doing stupid shit, very obvious and elementary school tier social commentary, and shilling. God I feel dirty for doing this to myself.

Even though this list screams shilling and dev circlejerk, at least some of those are actually good games. Couldbeworse/10.

What lobotomy patient made that fucking list, holy jesus.

What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Sweet Guy, the pic that OP used, is amazing fap material, better than 99% of all doujins.

The art is okay, the story on the other hand physically hurts me. It's like a porn story and the most melodramatic and obnoxious soap opera had a mutated, malformed child and decided to humanity deserved to suffer its existence.

What about Tower Of God?
Art has improved and I do like the story a lot.
Though it has quite a few moments where the pacing is really bad, like right now

I stopped reading a long time ago. Has the protagonist stopped being autistic and decided to get all the princesses pregnant. Did he choke the shit out of the blonde cunt?

I wish it didn't devolve into shonen power level fighting, the puzzles and intrigue were great for the first hundred chapters.
Dice is a pretty good one, it's like The Gamer except not a retarded power fantasy that's literally worse than Re:Monster.

It's objectively great, and the lewdness is extremely well-done.

The redhead and the girl with the silver hair are the best girls, btw.

Well I wouldn't want to spoil it for you, depending on where you stopped.
But he has started walking on his own two legs now, but he and Rachel still get involved with each other over and over again.
Plus he can kick ass now.

Yeah, sadly that's fucked up the pacing in between a lot for ToG.
Dice was on my list for a long time now, still too lazy to start.

Another korean one I read was Girls of the Wilds.
It started pretty interesting but it didn't keep my interest for some reason.

Dice is fucking annoying. Does everything in Korea have to revolve about bullying? Who gives a shit? Also, the two heroines are annoying as fuck, with one being a magical fatass.

It's one of those comics that is wasted because it never goes the whole way. It's in limbo between wanting to be porn and wanting to tell a story, so a shitload of time is wasted on the fucking story and the retarder protagonist. Also, used goods and no harem.

If the protagonist had been more manly, the plot more engaging and not pretending it's porn it would have been godlike. As it is it's a waste of good art.

And don't win, as usual.

When he clawed his way out back again, got girly long hair and works for the bad guys. They were on that big floating ship and I got bored of it all.

Into the trash it goes.

Night in the Woods was some of the worst garbage I've ever had the displeasure of "playing", and I have no idea how it's so highly rated.

I don't mean "SJW game gets nominated at the SJW awards". I mean "Apparently 98% of people think this game is great".

Might as well spoil this for you since you're not going to read it.
Bam is some sort of god that revived and possessed the body of the child of the Secret companions of Jahad who got memory holed because they rebeled against Jahad which resulted in their child getting killed.

Oh man you were missing out some stuff.

Well don't be so quick to drop it again.
Bam pretty much realized that Rachel is his enemy right now.

I get the impression the author has no fucking clue where to go with the plot, hence the horrible pacing.

She's a cockroach he should crush. But I know that since this is Korea he'll eventually win her over with the power of friendship.

We still don't know her purpose. Without Rachel Bam never would've even gone into the tower and without chasing her he never would've kept climbing it either, finding his purpose other being stuck in that hole where she found him.

At a guess, she'll become his buggest rival. She'll probably end up getting the second thorn piece because he's retarded.

Well, I propose that she'll find a way to fuck it up despite his goodwill and the help she has received so far because of just how incapable she is and that will drive her even more insane.
At least I hope for something like that

Also dropped this after a while.
Did the protagonist ever become less of a soyboy?
Can't stand moralfaggots.

Found the premise really interesting, sad to see it instantly devolve into high school drama like every other manga

I wish I had your boundless optimism. Tower of God strikes me as a somewhat edgier shonen, and the protagonist is the kind of autistic fuckup who will never just kill an enemy to guarantee he'll be spared trouble down the line, so the cunt will live and likely prosper.

I'm not really against moralfaggots, I'm against bitchboys that pussy out of the hard decisions and go with the path of least resistance.

Try again faggot.

He's manning up right now, but he's still autistically soft.

Well, at least with Rachel it makes sense since she's the only person who ever gave him the light of day when he was locked away in that cave.
I wouldn't want Bam to outright kill her, but to stop blindly following her, which he's kind of starting to do now.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

You know, if there was at least a level of technical mastery to these "performances" - it'd at least be something. Look at Blue Man Group or Stomp!. They were a terrible meme fads of people just banging around on garbage, but they actually showed proficiency, choreography, and crafted just random noise into actual music.

But that shit… it's just shit. Just a bunch of random tits fucking around being lol randumb and calling it 2deep4u art. I've seen more precision and craftsmanship in a seizure.

You must be 18+ to post here.

I would love to see what's written in their playbooks for this nonsense. They might even be fucking blank from the look of it

god I hate anime

That reminds me just how many male MC's are not spinless?
All I can think of is FavaFro guy from bahamut, Kazuma from konosuba though he does flake from time to time, and the JoJo from each of their parts.

Go read H-Mate user. Try not to throw up or rage at the world for one of the most disgusting NTR web comics around. Only rivaled by that manga/hentai with a similar used goods and a faggot MC.

The word you're looking for is "craftsmanship".
Modern artfags are too busy sucking themselves off over being "provocative" that they forget that art is a craft which demands real effort

Isn't Household Affairs also Korean? I honestly have no fucking idea why they are that obsessed with NTR, cheating and used goods. The chinks got raped equally bad by the Nips yet used goods are rare to be found in their fiction.

Those poor people.

Think about it.

They were kids in high school that have been told their whole lives that if they want to be happy that they should focus on doing what they want by every authority figure and media depiction in their lives. They are given guidance on how to borrow money to go to school with the vague promise that as long as they go they will become successful. Then they spend the next four years having a religious cult pounding it into their heads that something like this is art and something worth doing.

When the money is wrung from them like a wet towel they'll be tossed out into the real world. They'll flounder as they have been raised to have no capacity to think or behave, shrieking and supporting any cause that aligns with the false world view they've been given. Ultimately they'll end up broken and in the best case scenario slowly ruining peoples days working a minimum wage job, worse case scenario they become a complete burden on society.

Academia must be stopped.

I wanna cum in both of them.

I think the "7 ways to make your art less racist" is the title of the presentation and it's just appearing on every slide.

What the fuck is with the suggestive hand gestures? If that was men doing it on stage, they would be fucking banned.

One would hope for 15 minute intermission so the audience leaves temporary.

How can you break your audience if you allow them time to think for themselves?

It must be the work of Megalia, the literal feminist cult that took over the country.

If that user wasnt lying, those cunts infiltrated the whole thing. Having some kind of "Feminist Illuminati" South Korea laughable, beyond the jewish shit like Talmud for kids.