WEBM THREAD: Autism Edition

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Dead body lmao

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e-sports are cancer but

I was suspicious it was him, that is pretty much his level of retardation
still love him though

You really should consider suicide if you have any sort of admiration for the retard.

Makes me wonder, given how shit girls tend to be at games. An all male team could pose as transgender and just fucking clean out every gaming tournament.

They would make plenty of cash for it.
You know what I already have low testosterone and long hair I might just do it and somehow I'm also balding.

wouldn't that youtube rewind go back to pic related?

Just grow long hair, tie it into two braids on the sides, badabing, badaboom, you're a tranny now.

nah, the early youtubers were good enough,
plus I kinda sympathize with them having similar disorders and all,
am I supposed to hate them just because they were successful?

isnt that the nutube faggot that appeared on the rewind?

btw, these are surely vidya related

Good times.

this is now musical webm groove

Alright.

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This pisses me off to no end.

American cops are the truly the dumbest. Even Spain's police is more competent, for fuck's sake.

normalfag music vids? shame on you webm fags you ve fallen lower than Holla Forums webm threads

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This has to count.

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look at this weeb

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beat this niggah!

fuck you faggot

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bet

But Holla Forums webm threads are just CP. In fact, I can never enter that board without having CP in the first page.

Try and stop me gayboy

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what movie is this from?

What a blast from the past.

laughed out loud at that webm tho

To uncannyvalley, kill with fire.

seems that I have ran out of music for the moment
lots of videos from playlist deleted to never be seen again, reminder to backup anything from jewtube

Maybe this is more your taste

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wow, those tits were unexpected

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classic

that retard is Markiplier. I'd say at least tangentially Holla Forums

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why is he having a piss attack? and why are the ayys behind?

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people found out he diddled kiddies, and called him out on it. He's a minecraft youtuber, cant remember his name

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Is that youtube humor?

That was great

inb4
here you go

I was about to ask how people make these, but then I saw at the end
yeah pretty much Illusion shit, I wonder like if you were for youtube

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god Im getting old

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why'd you have to ruin it? the robocop bit was funny though

>(((schneiderman)))
HAHAHAHA

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Beats Thriller every day.

well, to be fair, it has evolved quite a lot since then

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You can't just blueball people like that.

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wtf?

these guys

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If I could mod skyrim to be half as rad as any part of heavy metal it would be a great game.

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weird wild stuff

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as if having a anime called girls und panzer isn't weird enough

on another note, he may be cancer, but that shit was hillarious

does anyone have that Autism rap?

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I'll just leave this here,
I like to listen to it, I swear

why is touhou so autistic?

check it out i made a video games webm. This is the right thread for webms about video games, right?

gee i wonder

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Its not rocket science mate.

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anyone have any tips as to how to make this smaller? I'm not familiar with XMedia so help would be appreciated.

filtered

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Good old BnL.

Ok

This pic serves as evidence of the reddit spacing meme being 100% outsider psyop.

no you nigger, people found out he had a underage gf when he was 18 and started trolling him and calling him a pedo until he had a meltdown. As far I know he didn't diddled any kids

This was the best nostalgia trip. I played Crazy Taxi in arcades and later in game cube. It's just great fun.

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Can be useful, but it's also overdone. Biggest downside of the meme is that it encourages posting walls of text, when a single space would help.

checking those with some big tiddy bitches.

Music video, god I don't remmeber the name though

Found it

thanks for the downvote

fuck I was looking for better version for ages, finally found it

where is this from?
anyway, that retard really what he deserved, from being a pointless rebel to running the street without care

checked (the tiddies)

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3. one. is the worst thing that I have ever watched for 2 minutes. I hope you delete that cancer from your life by burning everything, I know I have to. Burn everything.

The audio is from a dude who got blackout drunk and tried to stream.

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Kekaroni Rigatoni

It's a shitty normalfag meme that started on Instagram.

is it time to post cuddling webms yet ;^)

I feel like their are only 10 people left from the actual exodus, the rest are redditors incredibly defensive of their reddit status.

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Did he fuck her to death?

yea, and pic related too
whats sauce on yours?
I want some fine western cartoon porn its so goddamn rare to find

These dumb niggers need to get curb-stomped more often.

hummm… gonna have to ask for sauce once again, on both things
is the webm only that clip, art seems incredible

He I really recommend you watch Last Man instead of me telling you, it's worth it and not that long anyway. If you really want to know, read the next spoiler sorta, the pink melting guy had already killed several people by making them fuck to death, although all deaths appeared to be caused naturally, it's obvious there was some supernatural fuckery

Those are some of the most depressing lyrics of all time. It sounded ironic, bitter and sweet, but it was not any of the three.

What can you call this kind of cancer? "The cancer" seems too broad of a term. Webm related. It's cancer alright.

Lastman, a french japanese cartoon

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no porn but here more cuddling

Oh yeah, to let you guys know, in case you don't. I don't even know if you care anymore, but Joji Miller released a statement. He's done with comedy. Filthy Frank is dead.

Well he couldnt do it forever.

Holy shit, it's worse than I imagined.

that loops really well.

Sure. I mean how many times can one man say "I'm a loud suicidal asian" before it becomes stale?

He stopped doing the filthy frank character because it fucked up his vocal cords, that doesnt mean he stops doing shit completely. Or so one would assume.

In a thread of over 165 posts, only these have webms which are at least slightly vidya related. All the rest is cancerous shit you'd sooner find on 4chan or reddit.

We even have a filthy frank fucking mp4.
MARK, QUIT BEING SO LENIENT WITH THESE FUCKING THREADS AND DELETE THEM ON SIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Better to burn out than to fade away.

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lol

what the fuck are you going on about?

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What OP's do you want?

This isn't vidya
This is technically vidya
All the vids with touhou characters are vidya.
Thank god you counted the knuckles and minecraft videos, though. Really shows your priorities.

The name of the artist is in the beginning of the video you fucking reject.

Considering the stoners I call my friends won't shut up about this clown, I can't say i'm sad to see him go.

(((Jordan Peterson)))
Did he actually charge people admission for that "clean your room" seminar?

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Nevermind, guess is technically vidya too.

>>>/cow/

Crazy taxi OST is vidya
DoA girls dancing to shitty music is not vidya
Even if your shitty DoA webm counted as vidya, that still means that 11/12 of your posts on this fucking thread is non vidya related. Fuck you, you absolute fucking retard, and I seriously hope you choke on your own vomit you piece of shit.
You're the worst person in this entire thread if not this entire board right now. Die soon.

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How so? DoA is vidya.

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It's on the same level as an SFM short. I'm pretty sure that music isn't from one of the DoA games, either. The animations sure aren't.

SFM is also vidya you nigger.

Yea but it's pretty trash tbh. Especially the porn.

That's one instance of SFM being vidya related, but too often I see SFM shorts of unfunny reddit-tier skits. A good chunk of it is porn, too, as the user before me stated.

I immensely enjoyed that

And your point being now? You just basically admitted that both those DOA webms and SFM are vidya, so I don't know what you're bitching about. webm 4 u.

So a song from a game is vidya, but a vidya character dancing to music, in the game Honey Select isn't.
Doesn't even post a webm in a webm thread, but complains about lack of vidya.

The animations are from a game.

You're immensely a faggot.

The point isn't to teach officers they can totally deal with that situation, the point is to teach officers to avoid it since it's dangerous, and show that danger to them.

Thanks,you too.

He was pure cancer, but I respect him for having the insight to know when to retire that shit. I thought he was gonna pull a simpsons and keep wearing that pink goddman body condom well into his 60s

GOOD THING THIS ISNT SFM

THE LAUIGHS KEEP COMING

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Are you actually retarded? I did not admit the DoA crap is vidya. The only vidya part about it are the characters and that's it. Same for this faggot's webm but that doesn't make it vidya.
Also, your webm isn't vidya so im not sure why you even bothered posting it. Every webm thread is like this, and sometimes it's even worse.

This one is fine, though. It's a lot more vidya than reskinned porn in SFM.

Are you satisfied now?

Be consistent faggot.

Is this video games?

I like this guy's stuff

There's not much to understand here, autismo. When the subject matter is video games, it's okay. When the subject matter are memes or porn like in these following posts:

then it is not vidya.

Yes because he is talking about vidya and there are clips about the vidya in question.

Anybody who's using SFM is essentially garbage. There's better software you can use and the faggots never use original models.

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I did no such thing, you said both of those things here and

Is you ass aching so hard you can't think straight?

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ah man,payday 2 shitposts are the best.

No, you definitely put words in my mouth because I never said SFM was always vidya. The hotline miami 2 sfm was vidya in this case because the subject matter was HM2 (Vidya). Reddit memes and porn being the subject matter is not vidya related in any way. It's time to stop posting, user.

So again. Ripping a song from a game, with nothing else is vidya. But the characters are not. You one of those faggots that buy a game just for the sound track.

That webm is cringy as fuck. People have to learn not use normie in irl or media.

So its only vidya related if it meats your arbitrary definition. Holy shit, you're as bad as an SJW.

Who made you grand arbiter of when it is vidya and not? And you said is perfectly fine vidya but nothing about it is vidya except the characters. It's on the same level as those "reddit tier sketches" you protest so much.

And further more, you just posted non vidya by your own definition, so eat shit.

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I don't see what's so hard to get. If the subject matter isn't vidya, then the webm isn't vidya. That isn't an arbitrary definition at all.

That gmod skit is original, though, and isn't based around porn or some reddit comedian/youtuber. Plus the joke seems to be about the heavy's voice clips rather than some non-vidya element.

It's from a VR game. You think it's from a movie or some kind of animated film clip, retard? That's about as vidya as it gets. A hell of a lot more vidya than that shit you posted. Fellate a gun, faggot.

It's not a game, there is no gameplay. And what, things with a vidya skin aren't vidya? That's retarded, it makes a ton of shit both you and I have posted not vidya. By your standard this isn't vidya either cause it's just music with a vidya character on it.

Anyone have the webm of the girl singing and the car crashing? Shit was gold.

To be fair, touhou can hardly be regarded as vidya these days. Unless it's actual gameplay from a touhou title, it generally isn't vidya. Marisa the TASer would be an important exception to this.
I hope I'm not falling for some guy's clever bait, because it really seems like it.
I'll bite. What would you call it then if not a game?

this faggot is annoying as hell.

And you're saying I'm bait. 2hu is and will always be vidya. What makes touhou so special in needing to include gameplay for you to consider it vidya? You thought all these videos with tf2 characters were vidya enough for you.

A VR movie? An art display? Cause there is no game play, can't call it a game. Unless you want to start proclaiming that gone home and depression quest are games.

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How many times do I need to say it, man - if the subject matter isn't vidya then the webm isn't vidya. So for example, an otomad of touhou characters really isn't vidya unless it has some vidya music. If it's a bunch of touhou characters reenacting a Rick and Morty episode, then it isn't vidya. Having touhou characters alone won't make a webm any more vidya than it already is (or isn't).
Visual novels are considered games on this Holla Forums so that seems like a moot point, faggot.

No fuck you, it is. The subject matter is touhou, a game. You're just being a fucking autist and declaring that which you don't like not vidya and should be banned.

And there was even less gameplay in that VR sim than there is in those virtual CYOA novels.

Using video game characters doesn't automatically make it video game related. MMD videos don't magically become video game related because you used a touhou model.
Fucking wew lad.

It's about as vidya related as a thread with the OP saying "Post why you hate the jews and also your favorite video game"
Look, even without going into semantics, the majority of this piece of shit thread is non vidya garbage - and I mean not even remotely vidya. We can argue all day about whether otomads are vidya related or not, but you and I can at least agree that webm threads are always full of blatantly non-vidya shit and Mark should really get off of his fat ass and ban these fuckheads already.

Can you do me a favor and define gameplay, please?

I'm humoring his autism. And yes, it pretty much does make it vidya.

Your comparison to an OP is meaningless as the actual content of the thread becomes non vidya, but the OP post would still be vidya. And my point about the VNs was you at leat have a next page button and can make choices. That user's virtual marriage was just him standing there while his preprogammed models did everything around him. It was a cutscene essentially.

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tfw no russian vampire gf to sing you to sleep

holy shit, he was going crazy

No it isn't. The OP post is not vidya and has already derailed the thread even before a single reply is submitted.
Except he could move independently and hold things and head pat his wife. I'm going to stop responding to your obvious bait now. Until Mark fixes up these threads I will be ever vigilant.

pretty sure he was semi epileptic and had spasm
he was on meds, too

Yes it is. The reason they get deleted is because we all know already no vidya discussion will be had. Waifu threads are still vidya in the rules, but no one makes any because we know they will be shitposted to death.

Oh wow, he could dick around in his little sandbox. Still not a game.

You do you autism lord.

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Sure thing, officer.

We have a banner that still reads waifu threads are vidya, and you don't have to avatar fag to participate in the waifu threads. Fucking ritsu still makes 4 am every night and he doesn't get banned for avatarfagging.

We also have retards thinking VNs are vidya
Just because a jew tells me to buy something doesn't mean I'll just eat it up

You also don't have to make waifu threads on Holla Forums.

Because technically he doesn't avatarfag.
It's a bullshit excuse, but you know Mark
With a huge emphasis on technically here.
Not to mention that all mods have given up on hotpocketing 4am threads entirely since beginning last year.

I was making an example, not condoning them faggot.

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But are you condemning them?

her tits jiggle way too much. Might as well be water balloons.

user..

Good, I was afraid it was going to tickle my OCD. Polite sage for off-topic

I really wanna dick that bitch in the second image

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Oh she's handicapped? my bad then

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Wow haven't seen that in a few years. Can almost be considered a classic by this point. This guy still make videos?

Oh my fuck

I'm seriously going to have to find a private tutor willing to teach me nip, aren't I?

anyone have the .swf?

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Is that Samoa Joe in the white hoody at around 0:43?

thanks anonymous

I was not prepared for this at 4am.

its 11

in the US it's either 4am or 1am right now. Where the fuck are you?

Not the US.

Thanks, captain

Whats going on in the webm? I can't tell because I can count all the pixels in the fucking thing.

if any kind anons are inclined to help with something unrelated, I've been searching for a music video for a while now and am having absolutely no luck. I can't remember the group or song name, just what was happening in the video.
There was a dude who was supposed to be a robot of some sort who beams down to earth. He had a red jumpsuit and a triangle shaped helmet I think. Some kids see him and run away, and then the robot guy runs into some street dancers. He starts break dancing and doing the robot dance, which is cut into the video while it just shows him walking around the street, and people looking at him

It's not very good anyway, this webm sums up all you need to see of the series. But if you're this thirsty there's always the manga

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what do you mean? and how the other webm relate at all with your webm?
I mean, nutrek is shit, but probably because of different reasons

well, you know, sucks to be dumb young girl and get cheated on, but at least she moved on

boy you got hook me up on those, thats french right, the last man, gonna search it
but is it long running or others similar?

yeah, because these vidya related are "funnier", like that retarded dancing

thats cool, cena confirmed vidya related

its not funny jim

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my bad, reminiscent of another time
your webm on the other got me good

If it's so unfunny, then why have people been posting it for over a year now? I'm sure you know better than I do, considering you'll post soundless webms under a megabyte in size, almost as if you didn't know that's a stupid thing to do.

sauce on the remix?

You're the kind of person that complains about TAS runs using input scripts, aren't you?

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that went much better than I thought it would
but I'm confused, isnt the main beta the protagonist?
where this is originally from?

would be interested in the remix

seriously, all I see is the same faggot posting all the same shit over and over again,
much like those retarded animu doing that same retarded dance or that other one with animu farting girls

and whats wrong with that, do I need to utilize all 16 megs with every webm if you don't need to?
even then were you expecting us to re-encode all the shit we post here?

This. Thank you as I was just about to point out that major flaw.

jordan peterson is a bull of shit

sounds like exactly what the government wants people to think. just accept life for what it is and enjoy the fun little happy moments. No. I don't think so.

this guy changes the subject and redirects his points and derails himself and then goes full silly mode for a moment and then brings himself back to his point.

he uses completely unrelated points (and makes some really good ones to be fair) to make himself sound more credible and make more sense when he makes his other really dumb points. I smell shillery afoot.

a summary of what he says in my opinion: "life is really crazy and bad and happiness is really hard for people to find, but basically all you have to do is find happiness and then you will be happy"

Yes, time flies when you're having fun but this is the equivalent of asking someone why they are sad that they don't have a million dollars, and then telling them that all they have to do is just make a million dollars so that they wont be sad about not having a million dollars, because this will help them cope throughout their whole life with the sadness of not having a million dollars, while they simultaneously have a million dollars to wipe their tears with. except that it's easier said than done.

if this guys advice was any good then everyone would always be happy even though there are hundreds of other problems wrong with their life. the truth is that people are never going to be truly happy in a society that has so many issues. sticking your head in the sand just because there's one nice thing in your life and pretending that hundreds of other problems don't make you constantly feel stressed out or bad, doesn't solve any of the issues that exist.

I honestly feel as if the only thing that will come from people taking this guys advice will be a bunch more people who pretend to walk around with fake happy attitudes and think "positive" who are just too hopeful but too lazy to ever do anything to change the way things are. on the other side, people who are already very angry and frustrated with how overcomplicated and stressful life is may listen to this advice and ride the false wave of euphoria they get from watching some guy talk in a video saying positive things with emotional music playing in the backround and then snap out of it the second that they are suddenly reminded again how awful their lives are when they realize they haven't automatically transcended reality by listening this enlightened genius of a man who couldn't save them from the IRS coming to repossess their car because they couldn't make the payment because their boss fired them because their co-worker framed them as the person who didn't clean up the ketchup machine that leaked everywhere because fast food places have leaky ketchup machines or something.

I disagree and this is why.

good summary correct?

the reason why this is an imperfect and short lasting solution or rather short lasting delusion is because life and the many different aspects, factors, variables, and so on leave an imperfect human person with very little control over the many different things in their life in this imperfect earth reality.

there are always more problems, and there is no such thing as lasting peace, here- at the very least.

lasting human satisfaction is not what imperfect human beings are searching for.

what imperfect human beings are searching for is not temporary, or lasting, but rather eternal peace and and happiness and love and freedom. this can only be reached through not obtaining or grasping, but rather being gifted some semblance of perfection by God. this isn't about christianity, islam, judaism, buddaism, or any other flawed and imperfect attempted human interpretation of perfection using imperfect concepts and means in an imperfect hell/earth simulation.

(noice)

That is not how tits work.

how would you know

Personal experience?

girls pls leave

k

Rules 29 and 30, user.

Autism webm thread? Well I gotta add to it.

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wow, i havent heard tobuscus' voice in a long time

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Why would I? SFM is the kind of tool that you would use if you wanted to excel in animation and start using what grants you much more creative assets and tools. The problem is that it's a pretty shit software animation because it's always possible to tell your using the software in the end. Add this to the fact that there's almost no fucking deviation in the models used and you can see why it's pretty fucking garbage. Unlike gmod ragdoll shit which is basically using an extremely limited situation and making a silly animation out of it that's on par with sock puppets as far as limitations go.
Bottom line is SFM is garbage. If you want to make silly animations that look like shit then use gmod assets, if you want to make professional quality 3D animation videos use something else.

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Woops forgot to spoiler.

Just look at an actual busty woman. I mean I can appreciate what a lot of the videos are trying to go for, but the way the tits are flopping is more hilarious than erotic.

your opinion is shit because he specifically states that "happiness" is the opposite of a good measurement of a good life, and leading a good life is the best way to not be a nuisance to yourself and others
all he says in the video you posted is "consider that maybe the problem is on your end", but clearly it cant be on YOUR end, because doubleposting a huge fucking rambling rant on an unrelated topic is what only a sane person would do

None of these webs are funny. Is there something wrong with me?

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Its shame, but he had a good run.

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go look at /gif/ and /wsg/ if you really want to know the fate of these threads. More specifically the high traffic threads that drown out the rest of the board.

and i thought starwars was getting fucked. is that the lastest movie or the tv show?

the only thing to make it sound worse is if they added the nigger chanting 'Hey' or 'What' sound effect and the rocking chair creak sound effect

nothing interesting thats for sure

this is both hillarious and most depressing thing ever

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Well, nobody other than our board Jew says that.
Just like he says VNs are video games.

where did you find that one? Tumblr, twitter, reddit? I can tell by the shitty quality (and the fact that it has no sound) that this was made by one of those cancer people.

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What's this from?

You forgot to spoiler it, user.

fuck, thanks for reminding me

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Think it's one of the Battleship Yamato remakes

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You sound mad.

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Vidya related webm for the autist.

'twas a good thread

Lastman

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is this fucking britbong?