IGN running screens for Disney

they are still fucking at it? Isn't that insane, the gigs up, we know they know we know, and they continue to shovel this shit. Who are they targeting? People who can't/don't read? And why are people still buying EA's games…feels bad man

Extinction is the change they deserve.

Can't make this shit up. EA folds like wet noodles. IGN literally is promoting its own lootbox.

They released another patch yesterday but it solved nothing.

blockers on, they get nothing from me. It costs them $$ to serve me data…….

It further muddied the waters. That's all they want it to do; this is what happens when a conglomerate that controls 70% of all media throws money at a problem. How much did this package run them. 500k to boot up a team to start hacking away for the next 9 months, 100k to IGN to push more shit? and let's not forget the millions lost on the box themselves. easy enough when you made half a billion off a derivative work.
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So, who is patching this game and why when EA's battlefront came out recently?

Yeah but I wish they would fix the damn game, I want to play Battlefront 2 not Disney's Star Wars.

Who: "Disney" patched the game (even though they don't directly control any game studies…).
Why: To distract from battlefront 2. Now we have no idea what "They patched Battlefront 2" means, a conversation that goes into this will turn itself into one of nostalgia instead of focusing on EA lootboxes betraying their customers Disney and their new movie now in theaters. It allows Disney to position themselves as "the protector" of our past, its a powerful position. Resist the slide.

It is important to remind people that Disney had people in meetings with EA every week on the progress with EA's Battlefront 2.

Kill yourself cuckchcan

No, you’re helping them anyway dumbass.

The team at GoG are the ones patching Battlefront (including Steam) and a SW RTSgame (Galactic Battlegrounds or Empire at War, I don't know. I thought there was only one?).

I came here to sage and contribute nothing to this shitty thread because OP is a fag.

Except Rogue One, that's the best Star Wars movie ever made.

Why would I post seriously when it's much more fun and easier to berate others?

this post should be a banner

doubles thread

So it's okay when Lucas does it?

What was the force before that? Only space magic, iirc.

The force is space magic with or without midichlorians. All the new movies added was force power levels rather then any actual explanation for how it works.

When did Lucas butcher anything?
Go on cattle, give me an example, and if you try and use any of the RLM faggotry beware, I'll know instantly!

Yes it is actually because he fucking came up with Star Wars.

What's the matter, can't handle the points of a hack fraud?

I want him to give an example of his own making, not regurgitate someone else moronic tripe.

Sure. It's not like people can share a view on a media and have it be legitimate or anything. Maybe if you insist hard enough the mean old hack frauds will go away and stop telling you-er… I mean your fans how shitty your-er… I mean Lucas' movies are.

Prove it.

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They can't

As expected from a subhuman.

So in addition to being retarded you're new? Good to know George.

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Just blew the cover for your bait, user.

Don't forget Luke yelling when he jumped to his death turning his brave suicide into a comical farce.

Nothing of what you mentioned ruined the movies, it only enhanced them.
Keep trying.

Everything that proves my world view as a forced meme is bait.
Epic.

Oh so you're just pretending, okay.

0/10 At least put some effort in Kinofag.

>>>Holla Forums

You deserve TLJ.
ALL OF IT!

Sure thing JewJew

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This is your brain on Holla Forums.

OP is a spastic retard and his thread makes no sense. What the fuck was the point of it? Battlefront 2 original was patched? Big fucking news.

You're only lying to yourself.

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What the fuck is this autism

Hi newfag, welcome to the board.

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Get a job and learn something for a change.
Ad-servers know exactly how much return they get from anything they do. Adblockers nullify the investment completely.

t. triple gay

I don't understand what you're saying.

>Old man fights in a war as a Jedi Knight
>durr dis has to be hundreds of years ago because it's an Ancient Ordah xP

For what purpose?

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Read his post again, friend. Obi Wan mentions fighting in the clone wars in ANH as a Jedi. Also, that's not doge, it's just a dog of the same breed.

Jew here, I've got my legs wide open. Commence the sucking.

Strange that you're not asking money for it.

Consider this.
The prequels gave us some great games and the 2003 animated series.
What did the disney movies give us, besides mostly probably an ungodly shitty appearance in Kingdom Hearts?

This!

Just to be clear all I'm saying is that the prequels had some merits, even if all they brought to the table was mostly poorly executed at first and ended up salvaged by others

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Sorry, miss; you don’t belong here.

Reported. Kill yourself.

I still choose to believe Midichlorians is just a unit of measurement of force sensitivity and that Qui-Gon was giving Anakin a euphemism so he could better understand it. I've been believing that since I was a kid and I'm not gonna stop now.

Yeah, it’s REALLY insubstantial to say

Maybe I'm retarded, but I don't notice the difference in quality. Help?

blue fart filter makes the new one cinematic and HD

The Jedi of the prequels mostly exist on Coruscant and have at most a few thousand members. Its really doubtful anyone who didn't live on Coruscant even knew the Jedi existed as a religion, let alone had magic powers.

This tbh
It's pretty well established that on most world's Jedi are basically a myth, even the Clone Wars were focused on a few vital planets meaning the Jedi didn't get around a whole lot

The John Wick movies are alright.

The prequels aren't that bad. I honestly don't understand why everyone seems to exaggerate hating them so much, especially when those same people claim to like the new trilogy despite it having the same problems they complain about in the prequels but worse. I'm convinced it's just bandwagoning. This new trilogy is genuinely bad in many objective ways. Far more is wrong with this new trilogy than was ever wrong with the prequels. Don't even get me started on Disney's lightsaber helicopters.

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The clone wars actually were fought over fucking tons of places, but even so it was like 1-2 jedi to a planet, whilst hundreds to thousands of clones deployed to each planet. Who would even have seen one besides the clones directly under jedi command?

They are cattle that fell for a very forced meme.
Don't bother.

I liked the phantom menace, it reminded me a lot of what i liked about ANH and the original trilogy in general, it was a fun family adventure film. In many ways i think Phantom Menace drove away the part of the audience that appreciated the darker elements of eps 5/6, because it was a much more positive and in some ways cartoony, its heroes acting like comic book characters rather than taking the world where lasers move so slow its easier to swing them than to shoot them seriously. Clone Wars was not very good though and i think Revenge of the Sith is genuinely as bad as 7, though i haven't seen 8 yet.

And this is bad?

There is nothing wrong with the idea of midichlorians. If Force sensitivity was attained through training rather than a gift, then there's no reason as to why everyone wouldn't be a Jedi.

The prequels are fucking awful. They have a good story that was poorly executed due to bad acting and CGI. The new trilogy has alright acting and fantastic CGI, but now that it's in the hands of multiple directors rather than Lucas, it suffers from inconsistency.

I've seen some retarded shit but this is pretty retarded.

I LOVE 3, but that definitely has a lot to do with the fact that I watched the movies + the entire fucking clone wars series in order. All the character building throughout the cartoon series made the impact of 3 infinitely better than if you just watched the movies alone. The cartoon will drastically change the way you see the prequels tbh.

Fuck off!

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And Rey's acting isn't? Finn's isn't?

Please go away.

I had seen the clone wars cartoon, but the CGI cartoon hadn't been made. The 2D cartoon really wasn't enough to solve the odd jump between 2 and 3.

I really liked Finn's acting. Daisy Ridley is legitimately incompetent, not just miscast she actually cannot act and her character was fucking awful. Finn and Poe would have made a great film.

What? Are you trying to say you don't like the 2008 series? Because that one is better than the 2D one, although I do really like the 2D one as well.

Finn is a pointless character, the embodiment of a token nigger. His motivations are also inconsistent as fuck. He's butthurt his buddy gets killed in a military action and then proceeds to indiscriminately gun down more of his buddies?

Also, and this goes to show why women need to be stoned to death, he's some sort of fucking janitor yet has intimate knowledge about all the First Order secret weapons and technology.

Poe is a non-character. His only purpose in TFA is to be a good pilot and have the nigger steal his jacket, while in TLJ he's the embodiment of toxic masculinity that kneels down before superior female intellect. Also, he's a spic Jew.

Fucking kill yourself.

I like the plot of the prequels, just not how it was done.

It does have good CGI. The acting isn't the best, but it's tolerable and nowhere near the level of shit as the prequels. Nevertheless, Episode VIII was my least favorite Star Wars film and I have no intention of ever watching it again.

How does it feel to have crippling brain damage?

Have you not watched any of the prequels?

Daisy is worse by several orders of magnitude.

Dude.

Okay.

I don't understand how one can immediately contradict oneself like this and still have the brain power to hit new reply.

Just because the prequels had qualities that were objectively worse than the sequel trilogy doesn't mean I think sequel trilogy is somehow better. Episode VIII committed a greater sin by declaring independence from the rest of the universe. It's like a completely different franchise now.

I don't think there is a word in the English language fit to describe you.

I want Reddit to leave. Prequels had problems but was made with love at least….RLM wanted easy money and rides the hate wave and as soon they got the cash from the mouse they went cock sucking the new ones

Turns out you were reddit all along.

I'd rather have a good story and world with bad acting and cgi than a bad story and world with alright acting and cgi.
you're just a fagoli.

i honestly like the idea of midichlorians though.

Episode VII is mediocre. It's pretty much a copy of IV with a worse cast and none of the soul. As individual movies, VII is better than I and II while worse than III, but not as memorable as any of them. As a package, I, II, and III are better than what VII, VIII, and IX will be. VIII is the worst Star Wars movie ever made and one of the worst movies I've seen. Does that clear things up?

I love how 80% of the conflict in the last jedi could have been avoided if women or blacks could park.

Really if that pink haired womyns studies prof wasn't such a cunt then they could have sent anybody else rather then sneak behind her back with the former space janitor and the space plumber that think
landing your space ship right in front of the casino where literally anybody can see you who bothers to look towards the ocean, when you are on a covert mission
is a good idea.
The only problem left would that whole mind link thing between ray and ren but then the movie would actually have a central conflict instead of being a mess of secondary plots

Do the disney movies even have acting? I pirated 7 out of curiosity and it has that infuriating shit where instead of having actual characters everyone acts and sounds self aware because nothing matters or it's to pass off as the shitty humor featured in every non comedy hollywood production.
From what I remember Finn was the worst example.

Disney made me appreciate the pottery.

What? No i mean didn't 3rd film come out later?

Finn was the only necessary character. Rey contributes nothing to the film that Finn couldn't have done better. Sure Finn loses to Kylo, but Kylo had no reason to kidnap him so he would have still gone to the death star 3.0. Finn actually guides the rebels around the death star 3.0 and does most of the fighting. The only point in the film Finn really relies on another character is needing people to fly spaceships, since apparently hes the only character in all of star wars who cant fly one.

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Yeah. The new one doesn't have anti-aliasing.

Don't forget what looks like a complete lack of skyboxes.

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The whole plot of TLJ could have been cut since all they needed to do is ram the enemy fleet with a few fighters going FTL.

Necessary for what? He serves no purpose, just like Poe and Rey don't.

Wow! It really feels like I'm on Holla Forums!
All we need is some faggot to spam cuck porn and someone other faggot to postgoodlists.

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disregard that I suck cocks

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Nobody had a problem with force sensitivity being limited to certain people. People had a problem with force sensitivity being caused like microscopic organisms.

Submissive pleb detected.

Episode 3 came out in 2005. The Clone Wars CGI cartoon started airing in 2008.

This is how retarded you sound.

I love the prequels for what they have done and what they wanted to acololish the fact the new ones are shitty allows people to actually stop drinking the RLM koolaid and notice the fact the movies were fine. But since you are a triple nigger in love with mike I guess it will never happen

Don't forget the chink wanting to stop killing for hate and smashing into the nog….literally allowing nazi the new order to make the hole in the doors and kill the rebel but lucky deus ex machina and there was a secondary exit

What the fuck are you smoking.

No, Force = Energy. That's it. Nothing magic about the actual force. The magic is how people managed to manipulate it.

This sums up why I hate most modern movies. Every fucking movie made now is just some form of comedy subgenre. I thought Rogue One was going to do that from the trailers, but thankfully it didn't and that's one of the biggest reasons I liked it so much, yet that's also why normies didn't hate it since they love their "witty" quips every 5 seconds. Even DC has started doing this.

why normies hated it*

How? How the fuck did you like that garbage? Did you watch it and TFA back to back and it ended up looking better by comparison?

Blame Joss Whedon.

Wasn't he directing a movie for them?

The best part about Solo: A Star Wars Story is that not only can the main actors not act, they originally thought it was a comedy, so the reshoots (which are… 75% of the film, I think) will be even more jarring and broken.
I liked it because the entire group of multicultural leftists died. That’s it. Also the Rifftrax for it is really good. It’s unwatchable dreck otherwise.

Mostly the ending. That's honestly the only thing I really remember from the movie, but the final 30 minutes was more than enough to make up for the rest to me.

Let's be honest, anyone who still likes RLM after they cucked out and invited that one faggot on the show after his fee fees got hurt by them are idiots. They have valid opinions they can back up but them backing up their opinion with facts flew out the window years ago.

Well mystery solved.

Someone I know buys them religiously. He should fucking know better. I've insisted that he consume better video games but he's constantly playing and buying some pleb abomination. What's perplexing too is he sees himself as a real video game connoisseur. This is despite any knowledge concerning their design and a complete lack of aesthetic standards by which to discern quality. The latter is understandable seeing as how he's steeped himself in every brand of AAA console shit and refuses to take the steps necessary to purge himself of this ignorance – Putting the DualShock 4 down and playing some well-designed classics. The former, on the other hand, I don't understand at all. Even as a child with nothing but console games basic programming concepts where made clear even without touching a computer or seeing a line of code. You can only return to a npc so many times without the required quest item before if statements lose all their mystery. And yet this person climbs on a soapbox each time we're in a party and lists the items ruining gaming. It's appalling how awfully retarded video game consumers are becoming without good PC games. Even console gamers benefited from good PC games. A shitty port with unique mechanics and gameplay requiring intelligence was better for the gamer than the hollow shit released today. What's worst of all is the backwash, where sophisticated PC titles are near extinct thanks to AAA ports lowering standards and generalizing mediocrity. Once upon a time PC games where said to be "dumbed down" for release on consoles, now the entire industry has been dumbed down from developers to consumers, especially PC gamers. The lack of good PC exclusives, in favor of wide appeal, is the biggest factor in this. And the most lamentable casualty of casuals.

user, you can't teach people taste. He likes garbage, let him wallow in it. The more you push the more obstinate he'll get. Either he realizes himself the games he plays are skinner boxes there to steal his shekels or he stays a sucker all his life.

Also, back when we were discovering gaming the hobby was niche, so the lowest common denominator was still people that got into gaming because they wanted to, warts, challenge, complexity and all. Nowadays gaming is popular and mainstream, so people expect games to cater to them, and not for them to adapt to the hobby.

>doesn't even own cuck cuphead despite owning an xbone
Now I just make fun of him every chance I get. At least he puts that shit away when I visit my hometown to visit my friends.

Why?

Because "maintaining a computer is too hard, a xbox one is easy and I don't have to worry about fixing it."
Soy is a hell of a drug and I am eternally thankful I was born in the early late 70s.

Well baited, user.

Still, there's an important distinction to make between Lucas' prequels and the foul muck that is spewing from Jar Jar Abrams' anus, and that's that George's films were bad but salvageable.

George Lucas has always been an "idea guy", and the fundamental, big ideas were solid: the most important thing he needs is a team of people around him to tell him "NO, that's STUPID" anytime he wants to do anything stupid. See Carrie Fisher deciding Princess Leia should be more obnoxious, and especially Irving Kirshner insisting on "I know" in Empire. Lucas was shot down repeatedly during the production of the Original Trilogy when he asked for stupid things, and the movies are better for it.

The reason the prequels came out so bad was because George was now famous and respected and everyone viewed him as the genius who made Star Wars and let him do whatever he wanted. Letting George do whatever he wants is obviously a horrible mistake. However, that ALSO means that there's actually a decent movie buried inside every one of the prequels; nerds with too much time on their hands have made "fan edits" that fix the movies' rough edges and turn them into surprisingly good films. (Examples include cutting down on the amount of Jar Jar, removing the whole "midichlorians" nonsense, cutting segments out of the overlong Pod Race sequence and using Anakin's cut dialogue from it over the final X-Wing sequence so it seems like he's doing it on purpose instead of by accidental magic, and so on.)

It's simply not possible to do this with Nu-Starwars. The Lucas prequels are okay films ruined by incompetent directing, that can be fixed by a skilled editor; the Disney films are a complete turd sandwich from top to bottom, and the only thing that can fix them is fire.

(Except Rogue One, which was actually fairly decent apart from Darth Dad Joke.)

These people are just idiots in general.

Another funny story is when he tried bragging about how good he was at AoE2. I had gotten some people I met in class who didn't really play games much into AoE2 LAN parties where I tried to teach them to git gud. He was super full of himself, so I raped him in the first game, which he got mad about and said it's not fair since I play it so much, so then he and one of my friends (who has never even had a computer of his own) played against each other. The retard rage quit halfway through the match and insulted us for "taking the game too seriously."

Oh yeah and he's also fat, bald, and wears a fedora. I'm not joking.

Could be worse user. I knew someone who thought Fallout 4 was too "complicated" for him. Fallout 4, the most casualized and brainless installment in the series outside of Fallout Shelter, and he thinks it's too fucking complicated for him.

Jesus christ. I also met this gay guy at that school who was OBSESSED with Bethesda games. Literally all he would ever talk about was Fallout or TES, but it was Fallout like 90% of the time. He played Fallout 4 religiously on his shitty computer that could barely manage 20fps, and his roommate would tell me about how you would always hear him raging at FO4 and beating things. He snapped at least one keyboard completely in half, and punched one laptop to death over FO4.

And let's not forget the non vidya kicker that solidified my belief that he is a fucking idiot.

fixed that for you, friend.

The Death Star was a terror weapon built to scare people from wanting to rebel, not for actually fighting the rebellion. Most of the Empire's stuff was made for terror factory rather than functionality, actually.

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The thing that always ruined the prequals for me is how they feel like they take place 1000s of years after the original trilogy despite being fucking prequals. Everything in the originals is blocky and even dirty making it seem more real and grounded. Everything in the prequals is CGI and looks like it takes place in a time where luke wouldn't even be alive anymore.

Well of course when you change something to make it retarded, it sounds retarded. If everyone could have access to the Force through mental training, then everyone would try and do it. Olympic weightlifting is highly specific and not something that eases life like telekinesis would.

I think the excuse they gave for at least the Naboo fighters was that those fuckers were a bunch of artisans and spent more time than they should have on making pretty fighters instead of functional ones. Which explains why they couldn't be bothered to farm so they wouldn't starve to death when not getting imports. That whole plot was retarded and could have been made much better if they made into some kind of rare medical supply. No real excuse for anything else.

thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/page/Project-4K77

Thoughts?

When will the entire trilogy have all the music removed and you hear all the noise in the background? After seeing the end of Return of the Jedi without music I've always wanted to see the whole trilogy like that.

Sage since this is a thread about IGN.

This, but that level of complex thinking would be too difficult for modern audiences to get

they open it with the spic non-han solo shooting two cops and his buddy to death in an alley, then we're supposed to see him as a good guy. main female character exhibits literally zero character growth whatsoever, and the only compelling part of her backstory can be boiled down to "i had it rough as a kid". the chinese not-jedi did nothing and died for no reason goddammit that movie fucking sucked

It raped the whole aesthetic.

Should have just rehashed dark forces.

Midichlorians are just a bacteria attracted to the force, not the force itself

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Nice, I was expecting for it to come out in spring/summer.

Excuse me!?
The new trilogy has fantastic acting, Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell in TFA!! imo

Her mouth terrifies me.

BB-8 is the real hero of nu-star wars. He has to endure feminist monsters mankind has created.

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Do you really want to see Kyle Katarn by fucking Disney?

It's even worse when you see people like this selling vidya. I remember overhearing this in a small brick and mortar vidya store:

I'm glad he's probably one of the few EU elements spared by Disney because he'd be just redundant by now with all the new characters that took on his aspects in Disney canon.

BB8 porn when

All I hope for is that Delta squad is also untouched by Disney. I don't want Episode 9 to show that Sev is the big boss of the rebellion resistance or some shit.

They appear for like fifteen seconds in an episode of The Clone Wars. Later on there's an entire episode based around an unrelated commando.

They appeared in CGI Clone Wars so unfortunately Disney can rape them at any moment. Mind you, when TCW was running it was still under the old EU, but after the Disney buyout it retroactively brought all the EU stuff within it to the new canon.
Well you can be happy about that at least because Sev would be physically at least 132 years old by then.

Seriously she's not even smiling, her lips aren't curled up at all, she's just bearing her teeth and squinting.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being Jedi__.

That's because the prequels mostly take place in the core systems, whereas the originals mostly take place in the outer rim. Coruscant is the capital of the galaxy. Tatooine is some random shithole in the middle of nowhere.

i'm glad you missed that get
there are some alright jedi, like plo koon

Isn't that basically how Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ended up being such a shitfest? Because nobody but Lucas wanted to work on it, and Spielberg basically just phoned the whole thing while basically rolling over and caving to Lucas's every whim so long as it would get the job done quicker and he could get the fuck out of there.

Imagine it wrapped around your cock.

That was a cute Red Riding Hood.

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You know what’s funny? When I had the unfortunate privilege of playing MickeyFront II, it was the smallest thing that annoyed me to the point that I didn’t want to play it anymore. On top of the fact it’s an EA game, on top of all the microtransactions, the 4 hour campaign, it was the fact that pressing down on the D pad automatically switched your view to 3rd person, and you couldn’t switch it back to first person the same way that annoyed me. You had to go into the menu’s game options to switch it back because god forbid you pressed down expecting to equip whatever bullshit tool was taking up the bottom slot in the HUD menu that looked like everything should be accessible via the D pad.

Told my friend I felt sorry he bought such a piece of shit.

It was basically the shit standard psychic powers that you see out of every shitty sci-fi.
Space magic would be interesting, science fantasy would make a better setting.

But no its just telekinisis and its many retarded forms fueled by an autists understanding of emotions.