Alice feets

oh i thought i already watched this

check this out, first meal ever cooked in new home

Yay
Woo woo

Ye

You're not supposed to eat candles

[triggered]

lol, hello sweetheart 💖

when are you leaving then

fuck this nigger

But, but...romantism and virtues are supposed to be good things ?
Aaaaand yeah. I'm weird. Gotta enjoy my loneliness I guess.

the candle is purely decorative

breakfast was had with cigarettes and poppers, pic related.

it's an instagram filter you nerd

...

oh whatever it is you kids use nowadays

eten nu

*pet*

:3

ign.com/articles/2016/10/16/rockstar-seemingly-teasing-red-dead-redemption-announcement

its upsetting they keep saying its like red dead redemption 2 rather than red dead 3 or something

oooooh i wanna see the braid

Amateurs

yes, i'm marvellous now. and you~?

an alkyl nitrite. i got isopropyl nitrite. you sniff it, and it relaxes smooth muscles, like the ones around blood vessels, so your blood pressure drops, your heart rate increases, and your head and body feel all funny for ten minutes

I can understand that. However, I guess I'm so attached to them because if I stopped caring about them I could turn into a monstrous motherfucker. Gotta compensate somehow.

Any dating tips for an over-chevalresque guy ? (in the too afraid to even look someone in the eyes sense)

Popper even.

Sharpie in popper

the murricans just don't understand our accellerated culture scoot

I'll do it soon-ish. If it doesn't turn out good I'll do it tomorrow.

I've been radical ^~^

Sounds dangerous.

I have literally zero tips because as I've been saying I suck at relationships.

...

Nighto

oyasumi

When will they end their suffering

it's a real tame drug, they still sell poppers over the counter here some places. just a 5 or 10 minute buzz.

good to hear cuppycake c:

If you're a girl you must at least know what kind of things make you go crazy with lust and affection.

G'night

i will try to contain myself until then

never. i hear some of them don't even watch top gear.

John mcenroe tho

Whaaaaaaaat????!!!! And grandtour???

terribly couth of them, i know. no rave. no party.

fuck you you fucking nigger I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and kill your parents and sell you into fucking sex slavery to an alien race with fucking super aids and torture fetishes

FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER QUIT RECHARGING BEFORE I CAN EVEN GET A SINGLE FUCKING SHOT OFF

Yeah, they sell them at sex shops lol

Yiss. Hey, do other girls ever like ask you for makeup tips? It's really weird to me but I kinda get it cause my eyeliner's always on fleek *shrugs*

Open-mindedness and understanding. Being lifted while hugging. A thick but up-kept beard.

Don't expect anything super awesome. This will be my first fishtail braid I've done myself so...

Please tell me that they know how much the fish is?

So transformers is getting so weird they are adding king arthur and hitler into their next movie

...

this sounds amazing

I'm looking at the concept art of optimus prime riding the robot dinosaur and wielding a sword

im sure it will be fine

its not like i know what a bad braid looks like anyway

But...but...I have or can do all of those. What am I doing wrong ?!

Thats sounds kinda awesome actually.

my eyeliner is always top notch, and i see girls who's eyeliner is just terrible, and i think they're too embarrassed to ask. i see girls who just smear a near-black eyeshadow on near their lids cause they just can't into eyeliner, and i don't get it, but meh. i never get asked tho, either you can and you know it, or you can't and everyone politely ignores the fact, it's a very british way to deal with inadequacy.

nope. no respect for the man in the ice cream van.

maybe it will be good in like a retarded way instead of boring like the second movie

i didnt give any of the other movies a chance

Im sad now
I want them to live good too

shia lebouf tho

The man god

What...

perfect chaos in carnet

he isn't in the new ones. now it's mark waaaaaaahlberg

incarnate*

why did you let me make that mistake iphone, that isnt like you

oh yeah

sometimes he wears a hat

he has left

yeah

Hmm. Maybe the girls I work with are just hyped or something I dunno. Like it happens even when I'm wearing light makeup it's so weird.

Shooter ftw

That sounds extremely stupid.

what eyeliner do you mainly use?

pls say liquid

only good niggers a dead nigger

I can't recognize most of you guys. I'm kinda saddened..

Who's that ?

That guy just posts naked chicks

i dont know what else you could do with transformers

maybe have one of the transformers be transexual

You just post shitty anime

...

What's your problem though

Not going to complain.

Your anime is okay, Master

Loco just grumpy

Oh look at me I play OSU

I play OSU you guys

OSU is like a musical instrument but it's better because it has shitty anime music

idols are also shit

optimus i have something to tell you...

ironhide w-what are you wearing...is that lipstick?

Or just give up. Michael Bay has run that name into the ground with all of his CGI explosions.

one of them rarely posts and the girl just happened in that TC

he must be upset he never got on the disney train

or they never let him on

Also

Try taking a dig at someone else, I really don't care

-leaps on bumblebee, noticing a odd petrusion- 0w0 whats ghis?

Desu your thread is absolutely rubbish.

Said goggles

this

whoever made this is white cis and upset about it

Bet goggles posts harambe memes on fb

...

That looks totally accurate.

On the bright side, becoming transexual as a transformer sounds easier than with a human.

Even then the changes of name make the recognition difficult.

Eein. This is loxo. A literal retard. Who really argues about subjective matters.

I think the first movie was good. The rest are shit.

Maybe.

Erin*
Loco*

how about you shut your mouth scoots

Would like to see you try.

Try and make me faggot.

maybe

i couldnt say

i hold the same opinion having only seen the first two

oh

*makes you shut up*

Cant use the itish schtick wit loco anymore after my DNA

Wow
This really is loco

My best friend loved them all. It really was annoying.

obviously liquid lol

good. liquid gives most striking results.

thats gross

Quaking betty

My best friend? Yeah I know.

i kind of object to pictures of nude humans

that reminds me i thought about piercing something down stairs

Nude women though

spoiler nudes

Oh?

yeah but ive thought about a lot of things

man looking at pussies almost makes me feel sick, i'm offski

later guys x

hwat

Like what?

Why do vaginas have to be so weird?

industrial piercing for one which i have the funds for. though i think im just going to try to save for that tattoo i mentioned

...

What is an industrial piercing?

Industrial vagina

...

moogs, my hair's not quite long enough to do the fishtail shortcut. almost but not quite :(

bodypiercingmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Arrow-Industrial-Piercing.jpg

itd be my fifth cartilage piercing

thats okay

ajaaj xd

...

HUEHUEH

Ahhh. That seems like it would be uncomfortable though.

*pat*

how so

It makes your ears rigid in a way.

ye XD

*purr*

once the swelling and pain is gone you wont know its there until you touch it

Oh my god. I remember knowing a Thai girl that used to just use 'Ssssssssssss' or something like that to signify laughing. It was weird as heck.

It's really not though. I was so hyped to do something other than a stupid bun for work x_x

How long did you take to start not sucking?

dinde

youll be able to do it. just will take some time

What the heck?

Korea is pretty confusing since they use "zzz"

Like, two years.

Oh, it turns out it was '5' rather than 's'.

Maybe it's an asian thing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Shit, I hoped it would be more like 2 days

...

translate.google.com/#auto/th/five

หา
Hā

Yeah, that's pretty crazy 5ww55zz

It was like 3 seconds actually

ZwZ wutz zi5?

Same

Practice is for scrubs

I can imagine that it would get touched a lot though.

...

hahaha holy shit

You're a scrub!

FC Big Black

I-it wasn't that funny.

I actually like vaginas is that weird

a lot less than you think. though i imagine someone such as yourself who needs to wear a helmet whenever you go out would have a different opinion

i issues for my other piercings was having to sleep a little uncomfortably for a few weeks

my*

I'm already happy with not missing a note in Night of Fire ;;

Yeah I couldn't wear a helmet if I go that. But even sleeping i think would get painful. Or annoying.

Don't be so humble, it was HILARIOUS

FC mousou express

i dont feel mine anymore though it can get a little sore wearing headphones for 9 hours

[self consciousness intensifies]

Oh shit how can humans even that that big black thing

Oh I bet....

what does that mean

Don't be so humble.

Be ruruchi

I can't FC this

But that's what the black kid from Oprah told me to do.

...

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

I can do the intro at least.

Literally who?

who u be

That headphones tend to not be comfortable as is. Add in piercings...

its worth it

How long you've been doing this?

i.imgur.com/bUAXwi1.png lol

Uhh, like 3 years?

I can't find the video but there was this black kid who was like 'Must always stay humble'.

...

I need this.

I was just warming up for leeg

today went by super quick

...

Gross :3

have you ever been so bored that you've wanted to just do or say something really stupid just to try and stir up interest?

My dick goes super auick

Quick**

you can get like numbing creams to help that

N-no not in abad way :(

Do you play? I haven't played in a year or something.

Or should I just OW because it's shooting and I like shooting :D

i know, happens to loads of people.

I dont premature

That's like, pretty much the story of my life actually.

I'm actually in a game right now..

good for you!

oh thats actually pretty sad

...

Im watching giraffes right now .///.

Giraffes fighting is the most entertaining thing ever.

Ganbatte!

worlds biggest pets or something?

that's all a cursory glance at the channels suggests

strawpoll.me/11442321

I'll play with you anytime if you do

why isn't their some third option for those who are utterly uninterested in the question? like moo a slut or whatever

...

Yeah, I know. Oh well.

I'm rekting shit.

Yeah crazy creatures

king kong on itv2 dude

.///.

CTRL+W

Penta-ing

...

i don't have a CTRL key

and if i did, it would be a CMD key

it's like you don't even know me :/

Our Yi fell asleep in a bush and we lost cause 4v5

...

Go away

thank you for remembering my tranny counselling service is real and i do that

is what i'd say if it were real and i did do that

But that is what you do to me ALL THE TIME. How one sided.

????

Why can't they just keep things simple?

Windows+R, cmd, diskpart, sel disk 0, clean

Vy told me you pointed her my way?

Report Yi

Announce it loudly over public chat.

Wew kong song

ikt no buy ow? ;;

You're big and strong. I'm small and weak.

Oh, I already finished that game.

Is that because you played Veigar?

Nami is objectively the best support.

...

Yes.

...

Who do you play most?

king kong a big fuckin ape tho

candleees

why is she dancing and doing tricks for the fuckin monkey

who this dumb bitch

i have one also, its airwick, it makes the room smell like chocolate and honey

Are they scented? .w.

oh sweet, mine smell like spices c:

yes!

Probably Ashe because that's the only champ ARAM knows how to give me.

know what i LOVE? you get little winter spiced berry incense cones. those are lovely.

I want to inhale Flan-chan's lewd aromas

oh for fuck sake.

never heard of those.
but the way you describe them, I need them.

Delicious, what flavors?

...

Oh, ARAM.

Is URF still a thing or am I hopelessly behind?

Yeah, it's rotating gamemode now so it comes up like once a month for a weekend.

incense cones

ffs tokai i thought you were a woman you should know about these things

...

Oooh fun

add a lil wine and this is a great sunday evening.

spice!
smells a bit like cinnamon but not as sweet.

well Im no woman!
and this is more proof

research shows dinosaurs probably didn't roar, but actually honked like geese

lololol jurassic park

would've been scarier. geese are horrifying.

cute

geese are way more scary than lions tbh
satan's spawn

meow

yeh

meow im a cat

It sucks, there are only like 3 good game modes that come up so most weeks are suck.

geese are absolute nightmares, but their voice in a dinosaur seems fun.

rub my pussy meow

i thought you were a rabbit

...

now im a cat meow

Kill all geese

meow fucking meow homeboys

:3

3? What's there besides ARAM and URF

i hear seagulls are real fucking cunts

*hugs*

those big ass eyes are scary

cold and alone

I want to be Subtles friend! I want her to be obsessed with me! I want to go out, and have Subtle clinging to me the entire time! I want to get constant texts from her, and if I don't reply in 10 seconds she gets worried! I want to subtly imply that I want to see her naked, and wake up with hundreds of Subtle nudes on my phone

what kinda bird lives on dropped chips

Let's play aram!

All-for-one is pretty cool
Hexakill too

Oh, and doombots

seagulls are fine shit up

*purs*

*rubs against your leg*

I want to be Subtles friend! I want her to be obsessed with me! I want to go out, and have Subtle clinging to me the entire time! I want to get constant texts from her, and if I don't reply in 10 seconds she gets worried! I want to subtly imply that I want to see her naked, and wake up with hundreds of Subtle nudes on my phone

theyve evolved since then, they now gank people on occasion in order to steal their fucking kebabs

is this an invitation

Seagulls are nazis reborn

thanks for raping my headphones jesus

...

you can change default webm volume you know

SCENTS FOR FALL!

I need something with lavendar soon enough.

...

no shut up

now that you mention it, my ex had a predatory seagull that would wait for her on her way to work and steal her sandwich out of her hand every morning

every damn morning

now, i have a weird soft spot for people with food, makes me happy to see people feeding themselves and staying healthy and enjoying it, so her telling me everyday when she came home that a seagull took her sandwich again made me feel absolutely horrible for her.

To the poster below me.
I wish I could lock you up in a slimy jail, impregnate you, just so I could eat your young.

nvm, i got that wrong
sword said he saw one steal some drunk fucks pizza off him

options->webm->default volume slider

gulls that have experience with people are awful

scanner pls

Geese have a slightly enlarged mendula oblingata roughly encompassing 89% of its brain mass.
The mendula oblingata is the seat if rage and hate within the brain.

this tbh

it was the 10th of may 1940, I remember it like yesterday. the loud far reaching screeches of demons in our skies. the enemy warplanes had arrived.
the seagulls had come.

get going then! now is the time

he also said he saw two seagulls smack some cunt in the back of the head while another nicked his sausage roll

YES THANK YOU

Grim

nani

whitby is a crazy place

no

could have killed that seagull. the girl was fighting an eating disorder, the thought of her eating a sandwich and enjoying it and being happy then having a cunt bird take it off her actually fills me with rage, not even kidding.

i just want people to be happy, shit that threatens a simple pure good mood is my pet hate

Home of dracula

i don't know my acc any more ;;

These sound new. I feel old ;;

ive had to deal with them taking food from my kids
I grabbed one and would have snapped its neck if the kids weren't right next to me

fucking shitters

They're like, everyone plays the same champ and there are 6 champs

Wanna know what koishi is saying in this picture ?
onii-chan onii-chan scary scary~
It's cute !

"Emily66666666Ok"

not to mention crazy fishermen, delicious food, and steep ass fucking hills
seriously, fuck those hills man, my calves would probably double in size just walking around in whitby for a month or so

kakoii

It says onee-chan, though.

i love that meme

I want to bully the retarded koishi !

Well, I needed to get rid of an outburst and had no-one to bother.

There are so many god damn games I gotta complete and I just bought another one.

Fucking sales. ;w;

Disturbing and peculiar. Not sure if I want but I do love silly, oblivious mental wrecks.

Wanna know what erin is saying in this picture?
I genuinely wish desu harm. serious harm, prior to death.
it's cute!

I might start playing some time again.

Thank

Oh you~

*pet*
itll be daijobu

hes just shitposting

it's his way of dealing with the stresses of life

Pick one.

welp

Oh god stop it with the big eyes that's horrifying

On NA? :3

...

no loco no bully

it's ameowzing

Kinda wanna fuck a korean

Yup, only violence and nonsense now.

Yes bully.
Bully of most cruel and peculiar.

--Ｂｕｌｌｙ'--

==Ｂｕｌｌｙ==?

north or south

moron

gg

Yus, my Emily account is NA!

capitalist pussy is pretty fat

okay I got it this time

Ｂｕｌｌｙ

South is prertier but no teeth in north makes good iral
Plus best korea is north

♥

we should play some time~

Rolled 9 (1d20)BULLY
YES

that's a no lol

toothless jobs?
might as well go for gypsies then

No jack

i might turn king kong off and listen to whip/naenae

what up now peter jackson

;-;

when i listen to whip/naenae, i gotta go back to roots and listen to soulja boi after

Pound that prime korean pussy... korean bbq with my sauce up in that

he lean to the left and crank that thing

Erin, do you have don't starve together?

newp, sorry

double zeros are for heroes

Good good :3

anybody else think about sex all day ever day every week every year non fucking stop or is that just me?

i basically never think about sex. sex is like my biggest turnoff, weirdly.

Just you.
Even I think about other things.
Like food.

Turn ons?

very, very few. honestly i am borderline asexual.

I just masturbate right when I wake up and then never feel it during the day.

also makes for a great morning.

comfy sex under warm sheets on a cold winter night best sex

i tink about ravioli everytim

Biggest turn on is honestly flossing

masturbation is sin.

all the sex I know is either drunken or with mayaka and honestly I'd rather not think about either of those

death to Catholics

all hail John Calvin.

why does the bible specifically and verbosely forbid basically every kind of sex categorically, including grandpa-granddaughter sex, but not mention father-daughter sex?

because remember that time Job's daughters had to rape him.

...

it's like the only sex the bible doesn't mention in the whole sex you can't do category

i don't know who job was, i'm scottish

Not job, the other one. lot.

they have dumb word names

My biggest tuen on is to aggressively acquire the means of production

Turn

Genesis 19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

imagine your name was a word

like house

imagine someone called dr. house

nice

Ah, makes sense.
Probably for the best.
Sexual urges are too fucking distracting.

NNNNNNHHHH, almost as good as pizza.

I've been told I give remarkebly good head despite the fact I've only given like a dozen blowjobs

I'm named after the Jewish king David.
the one with Goliath.
also the one who killed batseba's husband in order to bang her.

imagine your name was a company

then you get sued by them

Prove it
Suck my cock

i used to have those, life is far, far better without them. so simple and comfortable.

checkmate athiests

that's too many blowjobs you rat skank

My biggest turn ons are in realms of disturbing imagination and either party won't make it out alive due to shame or violence. .///.

I only suck trap dick

that's between like 4 people tho

Violent shame

4 people at once?
Slut

that's too many people too

dear lord

did you suck any dick on the way into the thread or was the coast clear for once?

I BLAME /d/ FOR MY INCLINATIONS!

My parents named me Google.

what if I autofelatiate does that count?

no that doesn't count, provided there is no eye contact.

Ikt what the fuck is your name really

Is it Mithril

tummy tummyyy

So.... should I play Don't Starve Shipwrecked or finish my violent spree as Aztecs?

Shut up Eric

I'm hypersexual, have BPD, and extreme libido from hormones.

I fuck anything and everything I find attractive that will fuck me back

it's Ho

Ho chi minh

...

👌😂

drunken sex is fun but less comfy

smh tbh fam

youtu.be/QlPvfrB9TpQ?t=24

bunny bunnyyy

Because I love me cancelled trains and exploding phones. Nice try.

wat

Hamsters

;_;

You are never gonna get the (You) you want!
ONLY THE ONE YOU NEED.

Hamster chan getting face raped

This is why I i wish alien lifeforms were a thing.
Humans are getting boring. And animals are a no-no

...

enjoy your 5 year plans and lack of shoes

Phones never exploded in communist era

Checkmate

Who wants to farm lootboxes
on an unrelated note, if you haven't seen this movie before, you totally should

and to this day the russians do not have one successful, well known IC production or design company

king kong is a sad movie

like, too sad

The new one?
With the bug pit?
Too brutal for me.

...

tummy tummyyyyy

i don't like being made sad

who does that

just makes you sad

what a counterintuitive goal to have

Bah, scrubs.

remi tummyyyyy

yess, the peter jackson one

thanks user

gotta have the bad times to know when the good times are good

1. Most don't reply to desu, either hatred or reasons.
2. Everyone unhinged enough to reply to Desu is probably filtered anyway.

SO WHY DOES DESU POST HERE?

My oriental banquet has arrived

Because he is bored.

i have bad times of my own to reflect on, i don't need to pity an unrealistically large CGI gorilla on top of that, fuck

HNNNNNNNNNNGGHGHH

brushy brushy~

...

disgraceful

i constantly wonder

he is basically the least liked poster

he's been here for like a year now but he still feels like some unbelonging newfag who doesn't take a hint

i just don't get it. like, fuck off dude, you could probably have friends somewhere else.

loot

i wanna get lvl 99 eventually...

...

Glorious

I'd get more attention yelling at a blank wall though.

At least neighbours would either say 'what's wrong', twat me or get me sectioned.

...

Brushy brushyyyy~

You are already at lvl 99
You gonna get like a dozen of those sons of bitches in an hour. Wanna do it?

Chips is a staple food too.
Sure, it is inferior, but chips has its place in curry.

Curry is just tomato sauce with a lot of stuff in.

...

ok

You are giving it attention right now.

clean clean~

Sweet, lets do this

...

...

...

i bet giant gorillas fucking stink

...

Does he ever reply to anyone or is it just me he ignores?

I mean, I know I'm annoying but god damn at least I can entertain a conversation. ;w;

Doesn't count.
He doesn't want MY attention.
Who the fuck wants my attention?
Goes to show BEGGARS CAN BE CHOOSERS!

i don't think he talks to anyone, he just posts here because having strangers think he is a horrid little weirdo appeals to his fetishes.

Erin
Das racist

I don't think so.
I hear they frolick around in lakes, then get others to groom each other.

They probably smell musky. Like dirt.

NONONONONOIWASHEREFIRST

i am what i am, i didn't choose that, i can't change that, and that is a racist.

you are aware king kong is fictional tho

Yeah, but most fiction is derived from what we already know.

I thought you were just talking about big apes in general.

For one, if you kill a dragon, you fucking know it is going to taste a mix between chicken and crocodile if you cook it.

nevermind he dying anyway

visually, not a single bullet wound on him

but apparently he's dying

i have a random fucking t8 screw that goes somewhere in this machine, but i dont know where
the only place i can see from the diagram has a captive m2.5 screw in it
help

IT WASNT THE AIROPLANES

.......................

.....

TWAS BEAUTY KILLED THE BEAST

What age is it for?

This board allows avatarfagging/circlejerking not image dumping.

12A uncut

Okay oji-sama

If anybody has Gears of War 4 and would like to play with me sometime just let me know.

i have fable 2 and i play alone, go away

That's why.
Blood is verboten.

But dudes eaten alive by bugs, ok.

Death offscreen is ok

CHINA

oh, 12A is that stringent?

no fucking way. nanny state.

Nani sore

Yo kid, you want some dank ass fireworks?

do you ever just get emotional for the most minor of things

butt

Every day.
It is the only thing that gets me in the mood to post vile and horrible statements here.

why does that channel "movies4men" play nothing but absolute unredeemable crap back to back all day everyday?

i was like "pfff, 'movies4men'? fuck gender stereotypes, i can watch these movies if i want!"

but i actually can't, they are all total unapologetically shite, each and every one

metroid prime is a fun game and all but the enemies toward the end become the most obnoxious fuking thing I've ever played in fucking gaming.

HOW DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

sometimes yeah

like I was watching this movie about a window washer, and he panicked cause he suddenly got a fear of heights, and this old man wanted to help him and said everything would be okay.
and that was so genuine I felt a tear.

ehh hows that related

its no fun

huh, divergent is the same two kids from the fault in our stars

that feel exactly

people being nice, and people being happy, gives me like, an unusual amount of joy sometimes, to the point of tears

The nonsense fuels the emotions, the emotions fuels THE ALL CAPS.

Self reliant shitposting energy!

*tips*

waow exactly the same.
I wonder why it does that.

heheh
on you scan scan

i finally found where that screw went
hopefully they wont notice i more or less did a complete teardown of that laptop before i sent it back to them

i think i mentioned earlier i can get it from people eating to. someone enjoying their lunch is occasionally enough to like overwhelm me. it's uncanny

...

👀 I heard 👂 you like ❤️ bad boys😎
Well im bad😈at everything
-winks at yoo with both eyes-

for fucks sake desu

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