I know
I FUCKING KNOW
You all hate this series, and I fully understand why - considering it is laced with sjw and tumblr.
But it's not a terrible game. It's not worth more than $5, at most, but if you can find it cheap enough, it's a good prequel. The original game I thought was a bit better, but still not on par with the early '90s adventure games of a similar genre.
So, why not. Let's discuss Life is Strange.
I liked the first series before the MCs started talking in their crying voices 90% of the time in the final two chapters. Reno and Whip It are good movies, fuck off.
The spanking webms are worth a watch at least.
die
How about you check these instead?
Okay, then since the first one was complete shite, then this one is also not worth touching.
Thanks
They should have been cannon, really.
Fuck that shitty "game"
Post porn instead
This man has the right idea
Can you post some
>IN ANY WAY GOOD, ACCEPTABLE, TOLERABLE, OR WORTHY OF DISCUSSION
OP, for the good of the internet, you must kill yourself.
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Because a consensus has been reached and any further threads will just devolve into shitposting.
fuck off.
Let's not.
OP, you should really consider necking yourself. I can't believe anyone on Holla Forums would like such a shitty game. This leads me to believe you're either a Holla Forums troll, or a Holla Forums dike.
You should feel bad for liking it even as a guilty pleasure, it's not even the enjoyable type of angsty and melodramatic teen bullshit like the Breakfast Club. It's a stupid game about art whores and has less choices than a Telltale game, kill yourself.
It's fun to make fun of. I liked E;R's review of it and I wish Ross would review the whole game so he can call Borderline Beanie the biggest bitch in any video game he ever encountered.
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not a game
On a technical and gameplay level it's better than Telltale games at least, but the writing is paramount to an adventure game and a single line of dialog from any of these shit games is enough to make me want to punch every SJW hipster cunt involved in writing this.
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It was interesting back in 2015 and I thought it had a nice story until later I saw the flaws In It's writing.. then I became uninterested.
It's a very mediocre game, but not a terrible one (well to some extent).
Fuck off and die, OP. I hope you get robbed on the way home from your shill job.
SOMEONE POST THE SNUFF SFMS, AS THAT IS THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME FROM THIS DUMPSTER FIRE ON AN IP
check em
The first game is miles better because it had a timetravel gimmick. No one cares what the fuck happened to Chole to make her who she is she's just a manic pixie girl, she served her purpose better when she was mysterious to the audience. She's also a dumb bitch with shit taste in women, daddy issues up the ass. Why would anyone subject themselves to the torture of following even a day in the life of a bunch of selfish teenage hoes?
Brote made watching the first one bearable, nothing makes the prequel bearable.
Not that I mind talking about it.
I wouldn't recommend anyone "playing" it as simply watching somebody doing it on youtube has the very same effect.
Which is absolute boredom and a neat little german word called Fremdscham.
Basically you feel ashamed for another's actions, imagining how you'd feel if you did what they do.
Every single character is bland and I personally hate them.
And I don't mean the "haha you stupid nigger I hate you", no, I really really despise the idea of these characters existing.
Life is Strange is teenager angst and insecurity porn all the way through the roof.
Putting aside how awfully the rewind time faggotry is handled the story revolves around narcissism and ends with selfishness. Max is a terrible character and so is Chloe Quinn.
I wish upon the creators an early ruin and may they never touch video games, let alone a computer with access to the internet or a phone ever again.
I actually want to play it just for lels.
Only one I have got saved. I knew there used to be dozens of them.
Where is it?
It's not funny though, it just makes you want to kill hipsters.
You will only experience pure disgust so intense you didn't even know it was possible.
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Not just one, loads actually. I remember there being a few classroom scenes where paddles were used.
The only reason I know what happens in this game is because I watch brote's drinking stream.
Visual novels are not video games.
Jasmine James actually looks pretty cute. If she wasnt a whore she would probably be irl waifu material.
Disappointing, I expected a beating only a professional boxer or a white trash stepfather would give.
Now THIS is interesting! I wish I could do the second webm to a girl irl but I am too autistic to date them.
No because Chole is the main character this time.
>>>/vp/3096
YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER REMOVE YOURSELF NOW!!! ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU WOULD BE A SUPERIOR BO=
Stuff like this more your thing?
I enjoyed that somewhat,please send mental help
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Me too. It's the only way to enjoy the game.
You know a game is shit when Brote is dead drunk and starts speaking in québécois.
Report it if it bothers you that much, some volunteer deleted an innocuous Prey thread earlier this week so this one probably breaks some weird rule as well.
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I meant any other user. There is no bigger faggot than dysnomia.
Got banned yesterday for stop reporting games you don't like. Apparently it's okay to talk about piece of garbage cuck-loving games. God forbid if we have a good thread though.
Turns out there was indeed a bunch of spanking webms for Life is Memes on /loli/ but they are all 404.
That isnt very nice user.
Isnt she the wholesome christian girl who wasnt into all of the tumblr bullshit and actually a sensible person throughout the game?
If she wass then she doesnt deserve that. She deserves a kind, strong husbando and a happy beautiful family.
How can you get banned for submitting a report?
Wew
How could you possibly argue that this is an ok game? What's ok about it?
Impressive
It’s a terrible game. Get out.
I reported every single PUBG there ever was, multiple times per day so the worthless mods could notice it.
One of them had enough of it and banned me. He can suck my dick, I'll keep reporting trash threads until every last IP in the web gets banned.
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Fukken checked.
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I just opened this thread to make sure someone posted this webm.
The rest of you should off yourself.
I mean I liked the "game's" soundtrack, mainly because I enjoy absolute bottom of the barrel hipstershit, but that's about it.
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Very nice.
A thread died for this.
Fuck off.
HEY, HEY, HEY, WHY DOESN'T THIS GAME HAVE FAT ALBERT? EVERY GAME ON THE PLANET SHOULD HAVE FAT ALBERT, THIS GAME DOESN'T HAVE FAT ALBERT SO IT'S SHIT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, I FORGOT TO SAGE.
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Fat Albert Musou: Retaking of Chicongo fucking when?
I pray for young Christopher. May he not be swayed by the stinkies, yids, and slavs he keeps company with. Amen.
Wait, you keep this shitty thread up, but delete the pornstarbyface reply about the main character (and all replies to it)? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Somehow the prequel is worse than the first game. I could watch playthroughs of the first game and enjoy it like a bad movie, but the prequel is nonstop cringe with no redeeming factors.
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Marks rules are whatever the fuck he wants at any given time and you should know by now him and his hotpockets have no standards.
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