Manly Characters

Which characters are the most strongest and toughest badasses?

Zangief ain't manly. That fucker is just a big lovable dofus. You should have posted Guile.

Only the manliest.

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J.C. Denton.

This is factually correct.

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ooh that's a damn good pick too.

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Can't you come up with a thread we didn't have a bunch of times within a short amount of time already?

I can practically feel the low test and self hatred from this post.

Let me guess that's another trap.
For fuck sakes user, he said tough badasses, that's a fucking delusional prince.

This. There's nothing more manly than being a hero of justice who takes what he wants. Rance Quest Translation when

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Great Thread OP

There you go, OP.


You're worst than a faggot: you're a thot.


You're not helping.

I'm gar for Archer.

The manliest.

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7'5" juiced to the gills kickboxing king.

Is that a joke in-game?

Rude

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SO MANY BABES SO LITTLE TIME

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Brad, well probably some other character but the whole game is about masculinity.

I'm more inclined to believe the rumor that Rin is an angel so there's actually nothing at all under the skirt.
Would loving a person who never had any genitalia make you asexual?

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I spent about five minutes trying to write an explanation for you about why that's not how terms like that work, but there are so many holes and inconsistencies in the way they do "work," that there isn't a simple way to explain it, and your usage may as well be as valid as any of the others.

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What a bunch of faggots. This is what a real man looks like.

Yes. I urge you to try one of his games out, they're pretty fun, namely Sengoku Rance. Find it on erogedownload(dot)com

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is the only true man, this thread is just a bunch of homoeroticism.

Rance is pretty much a 12 year old boy in the mind of a buff ruthless mercenary. And he doesn't just take what he wants. Unless the woman is a criminal, in which case he sees it as a moral obligation to rape them back to their senses. Otherwise he's fully willing to complete any labour just to have sex with a woman.

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Hear, hear.

Gas the twinks, Gym War now!

Just when a good character finally joins….

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CURLING IN THE SQUAT RACK

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Is Apocrypha any good?

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Is there an videogame character manlier than Tobia Arronax?

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So Rance fucks traps now?
Or did he back off?

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No. It's the worst Fate related shit right next to Extella. Shakespear and Astolfo are the only reason I keep watching.

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Find me a manlier character. I'll wait.

SUPAH MANLY

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Kind of unrelated, but I wish more people made astolfo porn where the character actually has a vagina. Besides the fact that Astolfo is a trap, he really does make for a cute girl.

Ky is manlier in everything except looks.

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He lost it after Xrd. The ponytail simply ruined his design.

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man I WISH I could be that much of a problem

wrong long black haired man

I'm saying that someone can be so feminine it ruins all of their other supposedly manly traits. Point is, Sol is better than Ky.

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Funnily enough, he's actually a massive ladies man and probably got around a lot during his life time.

He's a complete piece of shit, but a glorious one.

my dick
my heart

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I'm sure Mark will be flattered.

But Wario's neither fat nor a kike, his belly is pure muscle mass.

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We need more wrestle characters full stop.

We need games where we can suplex dragons and hold hands with elves.
But only to initiate a Rainmaker™.

Unless Holla Forums exists in that universe I seriously doubt it

Wario's not evil enough to be a jew, he only wants to increase his wealth while jews want to decrease everyone else's as well

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WHAT MAKES A MAN

Answer that first then we can find something that fits the definition instead of perma trap posting.

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Nice try.

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Those are some soggy knees.

eat shit bitch

sorry but all of you niggers are wrong, now this is the ideal male body

Imagine if Vincent is making that face in the trailer not just because she has a penis, but because its oenis is massive and even bigger than Vincents.
That would explain the paranoia and sweatyness he had on his face.

and all he does is camp one side of the screen and shoot fireball mixups

No, this is the ideal male body.

Spoken like a true 500pp T. Hawk.

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Jean Claude Van Damme.

Well he is part of a French legend so I'll let you make that as you will.

There's official artwork of Wario eating hotdogs, drinking wine and even smoking. Have you seen Mario doing any of that?

That was a good game but no credit goes to the protagonist.

Fumigate this thread.


Just what the hell was he supposed to be doing with her before that? That makes no sense.

EDF! EDF!

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Nah
Yeah

One of the few characters I've seen that doubles as both a loveable goof and a badass motherfucker.

For me it's this guy.

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Serious sam

lol gay

DRAGON KING SLICE!

More like newfags.

That would be great.

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Any member of Duty in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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Unironic faggotry is still faggotry.
Consider suicide and check my dubs.

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You have to be 18yrs old to post here

Also
No.

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I would enjoy going to the lunk gym.
It looks great.

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So, you decided to join the gay pile?

Yes.

Wasn't there another of those ads where a bunch of hot chicks kept saying "so hot" over something over and over again while some uggo in the same locker room looked uncomfortable?

Yes there was.

I like how they outright say they aren't a gym.

the gay community

I don't know if they are smart or scummy for making money on morons.

Honestly 10 bucks a month is super cheap, even by third world standards.

IIRC isn't Planet Fitness the guys with the gender neutral bathrooms?

Webm or bust you lazy cuckchanner.

Very well, but it will be in two parts and in mp4 format.

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That's 10 bucks a month to not work out though.

same thing when it comes to making money

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Warhammer 40k
Where even the pretty boys have more T than a professional wrestler.

Always hate seeing this. His eyes were ocean blue and his hair was brown, not black.

How about a train?

shiggy diggy

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Holy shit nice cuckchan thread

Has Ripped multiple Deathclaws in half with his bare hands
>Gets ripped in half
>You still have to fight him

General Sturnn from DoW: Winter Assault. Makes Lucas Alexander and Vance Stubbs look like bed-wetting little boys. When he drinks Amasec on the rocks, he puts in gravel instead of ice. Kills mutated superhumans and two distinct types of artificially created bioweapons with nothing more than the standard Lightning Claws/Stormbolter stock combo, whereas all other generals in DoW get flashy relic gear.

Also did not lose the race to the Titan and did not die on Lorn V. All other accounts are to be considered heresy.