Steam's top sellers of 2017

Have a gander at Steam's top sales page and snigger at the 2017 games stuck in the bronze category among old games and low budget niche stuff.

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Holy shit did wolfenstein bomb hard. Can't even beat Sims 3.

It's currently 50 percent off yet again (60% off on various 3rd party key seller sites)

I don't know what else I was expecting

And here's some stuff that didn't make the top sellers at all.
Gone Homo team's new walking simulator didn't even make it to the notable releases page

Implying you need to use Steam to look at the sales charts

I think Steam is including microtransaction revenue in this image, so fucking Warframe made more shekels than every Bethesda release this year.

SNIGGER AT NIGGERS

Reminder:
Fuck Black Desert.

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That one surprised me too, but Hollow Knight's budget and target audience was pretty small compared to most of those other games. I wouldn't be surprised if it does better this year as it continues getting good word of mouth and cautious buyers warming up to it. My sale won't count because I'll buy it through GOG.

I can see about 12 games in bronze, that Holla Forums has enjoyed one edition of or another.

For Honor also sort of bombed, didn't it? And how come is Touhou missing?

Why does tumblr do everything in their power to make me wish harm on them?


I wish someone would hire whoever is responsible for the character creation system and the waifu designs and just pay them to make a porn game. Their talents would better serve humanity that way than waste it all on a gook rice simulator.

Its been confirmed to have sold over at least half a million, possibly more than 650k, so I have to wonder if this shit is fudged with
I hope it breaks a million on the Switch; it honestly deserves promotion even if

heh

For Honor died within the first few months because Ubisoft, in all their wisdom and kikery, decided to foist almost everything client side, so the whole thing was just an endless string of lag, broken mechanics and cheating. The real tragedy is that the developers were made aware of all these issues since the closed beta and had all the time in the world to fix them.

how the fuck are two f2p games top sellers?

These are the same people that made Homeworld a long, long time ago.

I'm fairly certain they're just incompetent as they killed The Division in the same way.

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Some core part of Division's netcode was done client-side (hit detection and movement, maybe?), and it was too systemic to be patchable. It meant the Dark Zone (or whatever the PVP area was) was an absolute shitshow.

And I need some help here, anons; I'm looking for a game with the following:


The only games I can think of that even fit some of these criteria are things like KotOR1/2, Mass Effect 1/2, and maybe Warframe. I've played all of those and have an itch to play another, but I can't find one. Know any?

I bet those kikes are real happy about playing it safe now. The only reason they even have games outside the Bronzeshitter category is underage mouthbreathers still buying Fallout 4 and TESO.

Half a million on Steam alone, on PC including GOG, or across all platforms?

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And what the fuck is "Wallpaper Engine"?
Is it even a video game? (half of the shit on that list isn't, but still).

Star Control 2 and Nexus: Jupiter Incident (though the mission progression is linear). You could also try Rebel Galaxy, I've heard mixed opinions about it but people say it's similar to Star Control.

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It's a Winamp visualization plugin with color sliders that displays underneath your Windows desktop UI. Oh, and you pay for it, and all the images available on the workshop to use with it. Bonus: Early Access.

I bet they're happy they pandered to the left so fucking hard with Wolfenstein 2 and Dishonored 2 and to retards with Prey. Fuck them. I hope TES VI is a complete disaster with the Creation Club so deeply embedded in the code it kills the modding community overnight.

Apparently TNC originally wasn't as political as it ended up being, the developers have gone out and admitted they changed the game in lieu of 'modern political changes'. We might've gotten a pretty okay sequel to a game if the devs didn't decide to sperg right the fuck out because someone they didn't like won.

It hit five players a week ago and only goes higher because a couple suckers buy it each sale. I'm positive it will hit zero early this year if it hasn't already.

Is it really that bad? I've been playing it a bit for the first time and enjoying the combat. It sucks to know it's complete shit endgame if true.

Jesus christ canada's economy is fucked

TNO had garbage gameplay, so all we would have gotten was going to be just another bland turd.

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Ontario just passed legislation to raise minimum wage to $14.00

As you'd expect, any boomer that actually works for a living is against the change, and anyone under 25 thinks its great

Just wait till canadas economy collapses and get maple syrup niggers coming from the north talking with weird accents and wanting to live in america and erect hockey rinks.

Fun fact: the all-time peak (7482 players) was during the open beta in June.

I have 3K hours played.
It's worse than what I've listed.

not for much longer if the country keeps going downhill like this

The government is so desperate for shekels that some parts of the country want to ban wood stoves so people will waste more power and natural gas heating their houses. It will only get worse when the housing bubble bursts, but at least that will fuck over China.

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Don't worry, all the doctors and scientists from South America, Africa and the Middle East will usher a new Golden Age!

You also forgot

that's not even going into the disappointment of realizing what black desert was trying to be prior to it's big changes

It must be fun if you've got 3k hours played.

Isn't the Western version also censored to hell and back by sensitive soycucks?

It was made by Swedes and published by a literal Fed-embezzling kike so there was a literal zero percent chance it wasn't going to be cucked garbage from the getgo.

Grim Dawn sold more than Wolfenstein 2: The Social Justice Colossus

Except TNO proved they can make a game that isn't spastically retarded. Sure, it was pretty okay if nothing else, but at least it wasn't whatever TNC became.

No, I just have shit taste and an addictive personality.

I'm the other poor fag replying to this guy. Do you really want to know why it's 3k hours? And my 1k hours

Workers. You can gather resources people use to try and make money either by hand picking it yourself, wasting energy that can be used for shitposting in chat (no, really, it costs energy to talk in anything other than local) or by hiring workers. you feed them shit for stamina, and as long as you are online, they'll gather. If you told me their add on program was to turn your pc into a bit coin mining rig, it wouldn't surprise me one bit. You would basically have your character fish and idle the shit away while workers did their thing. And you were fucking yourself for not doing this, because it was literally free money.


Honestly saw a dude with the guild name niggers. If there are admins, they don't care/don't speak english.

TNO was pretty fucking retarded.

BDO is Chinese/Korean, right? If so, I'd bet firmly on 'admins don't speak English and don't care'.

TNO is in my opinion one of those games that just gets worse with higher difficulties, since it turns the game into a wall hugging simulator.

Yep, a decent combat having solid character creator gook grinder, but a gook grinder nonetheless. Jesus Christ is the grinding God awful

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Was there anything actually decent to pick up that came out this year that wasn't a port?

Terraria still in the Top 100, not even just by units but by gross revenue, after 6 years.

Are there any non-F2P games with good online multiplayer that doesn't work when pirated? Usually I just pirate my shit and ignore the online component, but I ended up with quite enough money to buy a few games and I've been wanting to play online.

I also heard Elite: Dangerous is on sale, how is it online-wise and for someone who likes space games?

Any anons know about Warframe? I've heard it's like Destiny, but better, except 1000% more grindy.


Stuff from the top of my mind:

>Night in the Woods It's actually pretty good.

But if you like AAA games like a normalfag it's been abysmal year.

That it isn't doing better is honestly a surprise because it's pretty much everything people like about Minecraft, minus the bloat plus actual content. I guess the autism potential isn't quite as high.

It's almost as if, when you make a quality product and support it post release people will buy it and spread the word about it to all their friends. What a novel concept.

We're gonna need another wall.

Horrible marketing. The way they promoted it, they probably lost sales with every billboard and add.

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What a terrible year. I only liked two games on this list, Divinity 2 and Nier. Civ VI was a massive disappointment.

I think they were even shilling that on the front page during the sale. Steam seems to have hired some really cancerous faggots to run their stuff.

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Didn't Bethesda also go really hard on the 'punch duh ebil nadzees' angle, too? Just like how Sony doubled down on the SJW shit with Cisbusters?

I can't help but feel like Machine Head got screwed and was forced to deliver a subpar project in half the time they needed while having no say in the marketing. The exact same thing Bethesda did to Splash Damage with Brink.

user, Valve is based near Seattle. One of the award categories they had this year was even a 'man, 2017 sure was rough for a lot of people' wankfest. SJW infestation radiates outward from Seattle like a cancer.

Feel free to bomb us if you want.We've lived long enough.

Enjoy Sharia

Yeah, dude. If I'm not mistaken, Antifa is in the credits after you've beat the game.

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the funniest shit was there were people here who were saying "dude how can you think the game is political? It's just a video game!"

NAZIS STEALING ALL THE JEWS MAGIC. THEY WUZ EMPERORS OF MANKIND N SHEEEIT

I can't believe that people actually play this

It's going by revenue. A $15 game selling 1 million copies makes as much as a $60 game selling 250k.

So is free to play dying? Spend last weekend looking at everything that came out recently and there's a huge amount of games that shut down, or had a dead community. It all seems to congregate even more to the big winners instead of more successful offshoots popping up. It's funny how many assfaggots clones popped up and now there's even less active ones than before the DOTA2 release.
The whole games as a service with multiplayer focus seems unsustainable. There's only so many communities you can sustain and whales to milk. Doesn't help that whales are gonna go extinct faster if they get burned after their money disappears in a failed game.

I wish there was a steam contender because I rarely buy games but when I do, it's only on steam. I fucking hate valve.

LOL

I don't believe Antifa being credited by name, but I could see a known antifa being credited individually as a consultant or something.

I also love that, for how anti-Nazi they try to position Wolfenstein, the game depicts an incredibly advanced and prosperous world if you're white. Space travel, huge cities, low crime rates, etc. A subtle red pill, imo.


Sorry user, but that's just not the case. What 'games as a service' means is exactly what Battlefront 2 tried to do - you spend $60 for the base game, then you spend $X each week/month/year for the life of the game until the next one comes out. R* does the same thing, and it makes them like $250m+ each year.

Instead, what I see happening is that bandwagon games seem to be dying faster and/or unable to keep up with the market. Look at something like Battleborn or Lawbreakers; both came out about a year/two years too late and had other games eat their lunch.

The biggest xfactor here is what will happen with the 'loot crates are gambling' concerns. If loot boxes get classified as gambling, it's going to mean big changes to most AAA devs who rely on loot boxes for revenue.

Eh, it's better than most of the online card games. Excellent visuals, voice acting, client and waifus. The gameplay and the balance are both pretty lackluster, though.

GoG?

Exactly. Why the hell do people play this.

Not really, The New Order was barely mediocre
>diverse multicultural terrorist guerilla, the MAGAPEDES the resistance.

Don't forget ISIS combatants enriching the culture.

Seattle, Portland, Boston, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and just for good measure, Philadephia, all need to be burned to the ground.

Californians make up a huge percentage of people moving to Portland and Seattle; imagine a polluted river flowing north.

LA and Philly are just brown/nog-infested shitholes that could be great if they were purged and repopulated.

It is cringe tier at best.

gib time

Now that's just fucking gay

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He looks so disgusting.
Why wasn't he stabbed by a troubled urban youth yet?

That twisted sister cover makes me want to go buy a wood chipper.

All the stores who have suppliers only headquartered in Ontario already inflated their prices immediately once the announcement was made.

I don't

Some guys from Bethesda said the sme iirc.
They seemed to realize that it'l sell like shit with al the pooitical garbage in it, and trierd to do at least some good pr since it was already too late to change 90% of the story.

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TWENTY SIX MILLION REGISTERED LOSERS

Canada's Culture is basically "lol we're not Americans xDD" It's pathetic.

gotta have something to go for working in ontario considering it has the weakest labour laws in canada. companies can still fire you for any reason

There's no way in hell in outsold CoD. Even the bad ones sell like 10 mil a piece.

AYO HOL UP A SEC

You're right. Was pretty close, though.

Hmm

Top sellers as measured by top revenue. This includes DLC and micro-transactions.

I vaguely remember an interview with Rick Morranis and Dave Thompson about Strange Brew and how they came up with. Basically, the CBC wanted more "Canadian Culture" shows since they were being flooded with American television programs. Rick and Dave were bascially like, "what the fuck does that even mean, you want us to just drink beer, fry back bacon, and say "eh" a lot?" And their producer was like.. yeah.. pretty much. Let's go with that.

Video related is "Canadian Culture".

Color me unsurprised

Why us this game so big? I even saw an ad for Warframe in Times Square about a month ago and was bewildered… Just how many goyim actually play that pointless grindfest?

See

Easy. Trick people into thinking it's bigger than it is and people will feel the need to be a part of it.

I'm trying to buy classic games that really gets rid of political bullshit. I got Max Payne 1 & 2 and Turok 1 & 2 remastered. Any recommendations?

Battlezone so you can shoot commies in space, Majesty HD, Stronghold and Stronghold Crusader, X-Wing and TIE Fighter, Jagged Alliance 2.

why isn't cliffy cuck just fuckin g put it on f2p already? because he sees it as a cowardly move? how cube headed can you be to not do something about your multiplayer only game that is fucking dead?

They're fucking retards, If Monalt Mlumpf was actually the ebil Nadzi dictator they claim he is they would have all been imprisoned or renditioned to Gitmo just for disagreeing with his policies, let alone spending millions of dollars to make a big-name #hashtag game.

Trump's not even using Gitmo, I've heard terrorists are going to be tried in federal court more often now.

Alright, seriously if you want to know about Warframe, this video sums it up nicely.

Because he probably doesn't want to give "satisfaction to trolls" or some pathetic excuse, which only kills the game even more.

why do I feel like I keep seeing the same games over and over again every year
is this purgatory

he's hiding behind the "it's doing great on consoles" excuse

pretty good for a niche game

Its why I pirated it, since the dev is too much of a cuck to put it on sale.

And then she had the audacity to return to the game awards and shill the game again the year following. Honestly I'm surprised that freudian slip didn't get the bitch fired.

Welcome to the Games As a Service model.

What a nigger.

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Left for dead 2 is the only game I've played on that list. The list is more of a telling of how well the companies managed their sales prices.

I got it from the Lawbreakers thread.

I hope this is a sign that times are changing on top of everything else that happened like the nu-battlefront 2 electric boogaloo disaster.

If it's any encouragement, there's more owners of ARK than Fallout 4 so people who want dinosaur games outnumber Bethesdrones.

Oh! Hey! That's pretty cool that Detention and Urban empire was even a top release in January

and little nightmares for that matter. Well that's pretty cool.

its not half bad and they have an expansion-Pack DLC model rather than NEW DINOSAURS ONLY 9.99, the biggest problem comes with them needing desperately to optomize and balance ground dinos to not be nearly worthless without making flyers also worthless.

I pirated fallout 4 and only enjoyed the power armor which felt good like the gunshots ricocheting off it, but was offset by the fact that you need a special unobtanium ingot to power it every 5 minutes. otherwise the game had nothing of value even less so than fallout 3.

Frankly I havent once heard of ghost recon mentioned in the normalsphere which is why its so odd to see it hit platinum for gross revenue, not sure about rocket league and I thought H1Z1 was just a dayz player collector which gained moderate popularity if any.

Brigador came out in 2016 but it's so good and 2017 was so shit it wins GOTY two years in a row.

The urban market isn't the target audience of Overcucks.

I am surprised Rainbow Six Siege is that high up in revenue generated

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Every "game analysis" channel shills it hard now thinking it's some pinnacle of balance.

wtf

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pretty good, but needs blezinga's pic with the CUNT shirt edited over Dr. Evil's face

double-post. it was CUCK. fagboy wouldn't wear a CUNT shirt

The game has a fun movement system, is grindy as hell, and the combat is based around tearing through hordes of enemies as quick as possible. There's a PVP mode, but almost no one uses it.

wew lad

why are all the cool sites down wtf!!! onion suck!!!

Improved. Input appreciated user.

I just like the diversity of genres in the list.
It's like we're finally getting away from the hellhole that was 2008-2014

New York is another Sjw shit-hole too.


Half of Philly is sjw-infested, but the other half rapes and kills them when it gets the opportunity (There was a rape in one of the shitty parts that was reported right before 2017 kicked off. Who the fuck knows if there was another rape before 2017 ended?). After being there for years, I'd be okay knowing that rape-infested, crime-filled-corrupt shit hole was burned to the ground Just try not hurt as many animals. Cats and dogs have it bad enough. Any good memory I had of that city died a horrible death.

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except that's wrong faggot

Theres nothing stopping you using the mods from any source but their website.

Why? The game gives you free things, including premium currency, like it's on life support.

I'm guessing they are figuring in loot crates and shit into the "sales" figures, which frankly is going to skew the results.

But user, you can get it for a cheap 20$ on their website

The console versions were 60% off on Newegg in November and most of December. They can't give them away.

A lot of those games are niche titles with 1/10th the budget or less of stuff like Nuwolf.

But user, you're only getting $20 worth of game with Factorio!
If it was $40 discounted to $20, you'd be getting $20 worth of game for free which cancels out the $20 you paid for it on sale, essentially giving you $40 of game for $0!!
You'd be stupid NOT to buy it then!!!
I have family like this. Please kill me.

i'd pay good money for a mom dating sim

That genuinely hurt to read, thank you.

Pray for the first image, get the second.

>(((dream mommy)))
not my dream

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So many Early Access.

Wow, they all look straight out of my nightmares!

>>>/cuckchan/


A need a concept like this that's well executed in my life.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 is actually a pretty great game user. If there's one game that deserves its slot it's that. The devs are a bit of kikes when it comes to all the DLC they shit out though not that I wasn't a good goy to get most of them

Keeping niggers like you from enjoying the game for free is the VERY DEFINITION of based.
Go try to rape some white women while you're at it.

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Yeah, it’s really fucking hilarious when the people who are committing genocide on your entire race start filling all media outlets with propaganda for that genocide and no one fights back because “LOL IT’S JUST A MOVIE/TV SHOW/GAME/FICTION BOOK HA HA LIGHTEN UP”. Goddamn laugh riot, isn’t it?

It's more of a mass euthanasia considering it looks more like whites don't really express any will to live, especially with a large amount of whites actively inviting savages who want to murder them.
What's going on, big guy?
t. nonwhite.

Generations of psychological abuse, mostly.

They'll come after you guys if they manage to eliminate us and somehow preserve all the things we built without us around to do it for them. And when they're done with you, they'll turn on each other, because their innermost nature is the same as their Islamic enemies.

They cannot achieve peace among their own ranks without an outside enemy, and lacking one, they self-destruct.

So genocide.

You just described all of humankind.

They're exceptionally incapable of just leaving others alone. It's noteworthy, hence why I mention it at all.

If I meant something that all people do, I'd have pointed out their need for food, air, and water, along with shelter and a mate so they can reproduce more of their horrible kind. Maybe I'd have gone on to talk about their need to alleviate boredom, either with physical or mental activities or stimulus.

Or I'd talk about how they, too, have had a ride on your mother.

You don't need to space after every line

I play SV sometimes, its pretty ok. Yeah balance is an issue, but the devs are pretty good about regular balance patches and speaking honestly with the player base.

Compare that to Hearthstone, which is a fucking dead husk that blizzard continues to beat for money. I think HS is a better game at its core, but Team 5 has effectively killed the game, its only a matter of time before the playerbase falls off to nothing.

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You're surprised the one Ubisoft game this year that isn't fagged up all to shit did relatively well, really?

Anyone got a screen of the NuWolfenstein II tweet where they said they didn't want right wingers to buy their game? Fuckers removed it and I lost my screen of it.

feels good man