Star Wars Games General

Some things are better off dead, you wouldn't want Imperial Commando to be like The Last Jedi

If Battlefront II needed any modification, it'd just be more heroes, more maps, more game types, maybe another faction or two, and a few new standard units, like Republic Commandos and Imperial Royal Guards. I'm surprised the Royal Guards weren't in BF2.

It will play like a rainbow six siege clone. You know this right?

I am one with the whores and the whores are one with me

Will the Imperials or Rebels have glaz?

Anyone play any of the /tg/ Star Wars things?

Why the fuck did the idea of making a game focused on them not occur to me until just now? Why didn't that occur to LucasArts, for that matter? There are so many badass things you could do with that. It'd have a lot of the draws of Jedi Knight, but without having to rely on the Force. Force pikes, blasters, acrobatics, secret missions for the Emperor. It'd basically have the same feel as TIE Fighter, but on foot. Of course, you should probably go with one of those black-armored Guardsmen with lightspears from The Force Unleashed, because bright red tends to be easily visible and not conducive to sneaking. You could get all kinds of upgrades, like attachments for your guns, new skills, James Bond gadgets, or converting your Guardsman armor into a power suit. It'd be rad as fuck. Anyone here ever read Crimson Empire?

They can't cancel your game if it's in a dream world

The Outrider is still in A New Hope as far as I know, so you can assume Dash Rendar is still around even if the events of SotE never happened..

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Why not go AGDG and make fangames?

Can someone tell me about the jedi knight games? I've only played Battlefront and Republic commando, but looking at them I feel like I've played one of the Jedi Knight games at some point, but I can't really figure out which one. I believe it started off on a ship or something and you had a lightsaber, a blaster and a grenade.

That would require the skills of special forces. Most people are not programmers, just idea creators.

Deltas let's form up at the bar

Thanks to EA we haven't had a good Star Wars game in almost a decade

If they lose the license we may finally see a good one again

Only ones you start off with a lightsaber in are Mysteries of the Sith and Jedi Academy. In Jedi Academy you don't have grenades or blasters and exit the ship before gaining control. Mysteries of the Sith isn't on a ship, but the starting area would look like one.

Play the Dark Forces games in order though.

Alright. Dark Forces>2>Sith>Academy>Outcast>II?

EA losing the license
Disney losing money on Last Jedi
Lootboxes declared gambling because of EA.
That would be the timeline that brings balance to the force

Wtv. There wouldn't have been any more good star wars games anymore anyway. Like look at how bioware is making kotor 3 now.

Things happen for a reason.

We do need more Twi'lek/Troguta porn though.

EA, Disney and Lootboxes are all bad and yet they end up bringing justice and balance to the force. Its just like anakin's pottery. Twi'leks and Togrutas represent the light and dark sides of the taint.

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Canon is still fucked and Disney is awful with picking who the license goes to (see the books). The best you could do is set a game in a contained setting (a planet) and set before the Disney shit happened without contradicting anything from either timeline.

It sure is user.

Or a time traveling storyline like Days of Future Past that resets the timeline so that the good stuff is still canon.

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or it could just be a random nameless vessel of no particular significance that serves as background decoration for the scene and nothing more, entirely up to Disney if they want it to be anything more than that. that is if you want to accept the new canon.

I guess Disney has to sell star wars back to lucas arts in this timeline as well so they can do that and revive all the lucas arts videogame studios along with their franchises

Lucas doesn't have the money. He gave it to charity remember?

George Lucas creates a good version of Honey Select with almost but not quite Twi'leks and Togrutas. Becomes the best selling game of all time and outgrosses the entire star wars franchise. Nu-star wars becomes so disliked that it isn't valuable and Lucas buys it for $3.50.

>meatbags

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You niggers know that it was a nod to Dash, but yeah disney has plausible deniability.

Dash and the outrider are canon because they appear on mos eisley in ep 4

When Disney goes bankrupt and gets bought out by the Chinese then Nu Wars wont be cannon anymore.

Only for as long as it takes for disney to adjust the canon so that Dash Rendar is replaced by a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
Just look at what they did to Katarn.

What book is that from?

Reddit would stop funding them if that happened.

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There are also some nice HD remake mods for Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight, I'm not sure if they also did it with Star Wars: Dark Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith. Still worth checking out.

What the fuck is even going on anymore?

What now?

Star Wars games are so damn comfy and i want to shoot disney in the heda for killing lucasarts

You can go fuck yourself tbh considering how many retards are thinking HK-47 is a character when all he does is spout memes, after TORtanic release his fanbase has grown into unbearable cancer.

Makes you wanna die a little, doesn't it?

I bet you masturbate to pictures of C3PO.

What really makes me foam at the mouth is that the good canon is dead and buried, and that even if Disney gives the license to someone else we'll still only get game in the new, shit canon with the same shit characters.

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Still a thousand times better than that shitty droid from Rogue One

HK's a bit overrated, sure, but he's no Jar-Jar.

Star Wars isn't big on time travel. There are some isolated incidents of it and some minor alterations to the timeline are permitted, but the will of the Force prevents any major changes from being made to the past. So basically, if you want to change the past, you need to find a way to bitchslap the Force into line.

which ones are that?

what book is that? do you have a pdf?

Basically stuff that doesn't really affect anything else. In one of the Legacy books, Tahiri travels back in time to the Myrkr mission where Anakin Solo dies and gives him a kiss. She wasn't able to stop him from dying though. Also, Jacen Solo goes back in time to witness the massacre at the Jedi Temple in Episode III but is unable to stop it. The power to travel through time is called flow-walking, but the guys who teach it caution that the past can't be changed with it because of the Force's will. No story was ever written about what might be required to defy the Force's will, except KotOR II. The only other possibility is the Alter Reality power that Sheev was said to be seeking, which basically makes you a living god and thus able to rewrite anything you want, including the past.

I've been steering clear of nu-wars shit… what exactly did they do to Kyle Katarn? I think he's still technically canon at least, since they're still allowed to include him in things.

Star Wars is for children.

if you're an adult, i dont know why you even bother being here. Do something else, plant a tree or build a house or something.

Other way around. Disney's shit is the fanfiction. Same quality writing and all.

He is incompatible with new canon
The death star plans are now stolen by an 18 year old girl whose name is a near-homonym to Jan Orz

Where's X-Wing v. TIE Fighter?

like 98% of the old "canon" is now in a form of limbo i guess; disney is reserving the right to reuse old EU content in new projects (look at thrawn in rebels etc) but so far hasn't used katarn. the honest truth is that the new audience disney is marketing star wars towards now probably has no idea who or what he was so the chances of him coming back in a way that we recognize are pretty slim; if he does come back he'll either be yet another magical space monk or a black womyn or something

Disney had 20 years worth of content to pick and choose from, 20 years of experimentation to see what works and what doesn't and they keep fucking everything up. Clone Wars isn't going to win any awards, but at least it was entertaining, Rebels is complete fucking garbage, and throwing Thrawn into that putrid lake of liquid shit to salvage some goodwill (and they do this with other popular characters just to further infuriate me) was a slap in the face.

But yeah Disney doesn't give a fuck about videogames, so it's no surprise they gave the rights to the company that was already hosting SWTOR to keep all the new Star War shit under one roof. It doesn't explain why Empire at War and the original Battlefront 2 got patches last year though.

Fuck (((Disney))).

for the love of fucking god stop doing that

I think they're actively undermining EA because EA fucked up so badly with games. I think Disney expected them to do more with the exclusive rights than to release two subpar MP games and some mobile trash.

Obviously that would be Disney's ignorance. EA has never done anything good during the entire time it has existed, only ruined and destroyed.
At least /tg/ still gets good Star Wars games. Except Destiny. Fuck Destiny.

Scavenger's Guide to Droids.

Considering the trash Disney themselves have produced I don't really think quality was their main concern, just making shekels. Too bad EA only knows how to make shekels with lootboxes, not develop actual games.

God knows what will happen with Star Wars now considering Episode IX and Han Solo will be equally as awful, if not worse, than TLJ.

They're absolutely haram under the yoke of Kathleen Kennedy.

Tell me more.

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Your honor spoiler that shit NOW.

There are no twi'lek in the new Disney's Star Wars movies. Also all the Slave Leia merch have been banned.

What book is this?

Source?

Even better. i want my 10/10 slave race back.

Your reminder Lethan twi'leks red were the most prized twi'leks and were often sold into sexual slavery

It happened right after Disney bought LucasFilms.

You have no source.

he said unironically….

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No everything has to be super serious right user? why bother making a good movie when you could be making propaganda against the patriarchy?

Kotor 2, Tie Fighter and Jedi Knight deserve to be a tier above the others in their series. Make a Plagueis tier for them.

I'm so enraged about the current Star Wars climate that I've found myself appreciating fucking gaylo

Fuck (((Disney))) so goddamn much

As of Halo 5 it's equally pozzed.

Yeah, I was absolutely raging when I saw Rebels used his ship for some nameless faggot wannabes trying to cause the Empire grief.
I mean it's a pretty fucking big rule in media - You do not duplicate a character's signature weapon or transport unless for specific subversion against said character.

On a vidya standpoint absolutely, but there was only that one >muh female fighters scene and then the BLACKED spartan. Star Wars is mary sue out the pozzed asshole and I am the niggest guy and the gay pilot and effeminate sith dude and retconning nearly every EU thing. I don't know maybe I'm wrong, explain to me what you think about it

I don't think Rendar is even canon anymore

I mean he's at least allowed to exist post-Disney.

Why did George sell his baby to the mouse?

Because you can't say no to the House of Mouse.

Also the episode 3 game had a better ending than the movie.

he will be transgender in the next media he is in

6 billion disney dollar reasons to do it.

also possible blackmail, hes a shut in for a reason.

thats not twilek…

heh

And giving away 4 BILLIONS to charity? I think he felt spurned. He felt spurned and hated and wanted to wash his hands of the affair.

what? are you sure? sure looks like a twi'lek.
is this a twi'lek at least?

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I dont bother learning about the xeno's I just fuck them.

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How can that girl compete with aayyla secura? Also Ahsoka Tano is a Togruta not Twi'lek. If you know your ayylien you need not fear a thousand buttholes

Why wouldn't we need it?

You're the sith lord! Stay here I'm going to tell Mace Windu.

You ever played Republic Commando?

I am disappoint.

Don't you just want to bury your face in that ass?

I don't know much about them, are they those red guys that yoda force pushes into the wall?

He's such a wonderful piece of shit in that game. I use him in almost any match where I play rebels

Those are Senate Guard
Royal Guard are these guys, the successors to them
Also Ahsoka is not attractive, that thing on her head is retarded and her skin color is off-putting

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I'd say look it up on Wookieepedia, but there's a thread on /sw/ about how fucked the admins of that place are. Still, it might have the basic information you want.

Let's agree to disagree on her head tentacles. What about the skin color though? If Star Wars girls don't have their exotic skin color, what do they have? What skin color would be better for you? They've got blue, green, red, any color you can imagine. I find it hard to imagine orange skin being a reason not to think a girl is attractive.

It's not a question of what could go wrong. It's a question of what could go right. So, so very right.

Didn't he think the world was going to end in 2012?

It did, user. It did and this is hell.

How's the Funstation version of Dark Forces? Think I'll just try it myself, going to assume either the controls are fucky or it's just fine.

What's wrong with your pants?

Well that's a pretty stanky port. I thought mednafen was crapping itself but I guess it's really that slow.

The world of star wars ended because it eventually was sold to disney

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Why was another thread needed, except to shill the new games?

No, I’m not a jew or coprophile. You’re legitimately mentally ill, and that’s even before we get into a discussion about your desire for bestiality.

God damn why does Phasma have the body of a rugby player? Is it possible for a women to be 6'3" and look attractive? Also, what the fuck is Ridley doing with her whole "Blade Runner meets Michael Jackson" getup? She looks like a cog from Toontown. I'd hatefuck Holdo.

you know, you're probably right

doyouhaveasinglefacttobackthatup

no. the further people are from average the weirder they look. this is why all the recordsetting midgets or seven-foot-whatever people look goofy as fuck.

Where are all the hot hollywood actresses anyways? Barely anyone's got the looks, everyone's just some plain looking cunt who makes themselves look ugly by wearing unflattering shit and then act all high and mighty about how empowered they are. Where are the hot fitness models and the torpedo tits?

Hey you faggot, I'm 6'11" and I look perfectly fine. I just want a pretty woman who is, at most, a foot shorter than me.

They figured out white, heterosexual men are attracted to hot women and made sure to purge them from Hollywood in the past two decades. An added bonus is that IRL women hate the competition and heartily approve of this move to lower everyone's standards of beauty.

Why not get /fit/ and then every woman's a goblin who you can carry around at all times?

I meant dwarf

Men also have much wider variety in almost every measurable characteristic compared to women. This is true for both physical and nonphysical traits. If you look at bell graph distributions of things like height, weight, or even intelligence, women are clustered much tighter than men. This is an evolutionary trick - men have to try much harder to gain the attention of females, and so they try to set themselves apart as much as possible.
That's why its difficult for you to find tall women. The average height for women in the United States is 5'4". You're looking at the crazy high end of the scale at 5'11".

I think it's got less to do with spiting men and more to do with trying to appeal to leftist women and feminists. They feel threatened by other women who are better than them and react negatively to characters who are more attractive than they are.

You don’t know what they want, do you?

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But at the very least jews have males and males like attractive women, no?

Appealing to leftists is spiting (white) men. They're one and the same.

Fortunately, I am /fit/. A lot of my people my height either have Marfan Syndrome or gigantism, so I'm one of the few tall non-lanklets in the US.

Well, my mother was 6'1", so I know it's possible.

Maybe a real 6'3" samus is out there waiting for a guy who spends lots of time on vietnamese cave painting boards

Nu Spongebob is so goddamn ugly.

Back to vidya, what's Dark Forces like?

Well, good luck user.

A person is not defined by one and only one thing you know.

There was rumours of Disney putting a ban on it that started around their purchase of the IP, you can find talk about that just by googling it.

I can't link you anything that actually confirms they were banned though.

Dark Forces is a Star Wars-themed Doom clone with largely alright levels and some good weapons. However no real finished sourceport exists for it, so you need to run it in Dosbox. You also need to aim up and down at times, but the only way to do that is by pressing PgUp/PgDn since you can only control the horizontal viewing axis with your mouse.

Keep telling yourself that, you pathetic child.

Have you ever seen jewish women? They’re fucking hideous. Kikes want everything to be uglier than they are.

I know that but when I say samus people usually know what her face looks like from all the porn. However, not everyone knows that she is 6'3" since that isn't properly represented by her in game models.

There's a way to remap controls for full mouselook

To be perfectly honest i don't blame EA for releasing only two shit games so far.
In order to create something you need to be given something first.
EP1 had pod racing and boom, we got a sweet ass pod racing game, EP2 had clones and in return we got republic commando. The problem with Disney shit is that there is absolutely nothing interesting, character or a concept to develop a game around and so we have a lack of soy wars games.

>but you will always be a shorty

TIE Fighter is the best license game ever made, probably the best space shooter, too.

XvT had uninspiring singleplayer and awful netcode multiplayer.

I'm aware but it's not even on the list.

You should have just said you were gay instead of typing all that. You could have saved yourself some time.

Samus isn't 6'3", user.
No, a shitty Nintendo Power comic starring balding Mario and an alien muppet isn't canon, faggot.

Take a copy of X-Com: Enforcer and leave it in the core of the old Chernobyl reactor :^)

Why can't we give everyone at EA terminal ass cancer?

Dark Forces 1 is essentially Doom, Dark Forces 2 is the one that the rest of the series would build upon since you use force powers and a lightsaber along with guns.

Let EA die, kill it if you have to. It's the only way you'll become what you're meant to be.

What is her canon height?

Unknown, but the games pretty clearly contradict what you're pushing.
Remember, if you believe those measurements are canon, you also believe the rest of the comic they're from is canon.

you mean thanks to activision, ubisoft or who ever else gets the rights

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Is this a joke? He's a big guy. You wouldn't lie on the internet right?

It’s time for you to die.

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It's time for you to take a remedial English class.

Who is that on the left?

details? i dont play the game but your post makes me interested

Sophie Phalen

where's starfighter

The Force Unleashed is so much more worse than i remember. I played the ps2 version years ago and while thinking it was a little short i thought it was a breddy solid game.

I only had fun with the missions on Hoth and Tatooine

it's also locked to 30fps

Why else would it be Ultimate Shit?

The absolute best case scenario for the franchise, if you ask me, is Disney selling it back to George Lucas after diminishing the brand to such an extent that it's only worth a fraction of the amount he was paid in the first place.
That's probably never going to happen, unfortunately. Disney would sooner bury it than give it up.

That third woman looks like a fucking robot. The 90 degree shoulders and rigid, tense posture isn't helping matters.

An X-COM clone or mod for Star Wars could probably be halfway decent, actually.

>He says on a section of an imageboard dedicated to gaems

Depends on the star wars game.

A turn based strategy game where you play the twi’lek girls trying not to get raped or the slavers trying to rape

I'm sure everything worked out just fine…

The temptation of the Masters, Annie's ultimate test

Too fucking right they would. Look what Disney and Marvel have done with the X-Men since they couldn't get the rights back from Fox. They left them to die, save a few like Wolverine or Deadpool, out of spite because they didn't want to give Fox material with which to make more X-Men movies. And they even went so far as to remove the X-Men from the latest Marvel VS Capcom (which was probably a benefit to X-Men after all) saying that nobody remembered or cared who they were but that people were definitely interested in…whoever the fuck was in MvCI.
Disney is run by Jews and Jews run on spite. They will gladly burn shekels to see spite the goyim.
Before ever selling Star Wars back they will reboot the entire franchise and make Anakin an oppressed black slaver that breaks his bonds and blacks a white woman who gives birth to a black son and a white daughter and Han Solo is played by Alden Ehrenreich's acting coach.

Why are Twi'lek women so hot? Everytime I play Acadmey I play the Twi'lek female (usually purple skin-tone). Their headtails are stupid but those fucking bodies are amazing. Hips and tits and fit as fuck. Goddamn. Better than Star Trek's Orion slavegirls by far, and I love redheads.

They have multiple stomachs which affects how they absorb nutrients and this makes them much more fit than human women on average. It’s rare to be a fat Twi’lek.

Not rare enough.

What if George Lucas funds a rebellion of companies that make a sci-fi universe of movies and games that burn the disney empire down?

**user, Star Wars Empire Did nothing Wrong and Empire Legends > Disney Empire

It's like the cave on Dagobah; extra credit at the most. Passing is neither mandatory nor recommended.

Order 66 killed all the good pussy in the galaxy

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Fucking commit suicide, torqueer. Sodomy is faggotry. You’re a faggot.

Who said anything about sodomy? That might be unpleasant for a cute waifu. I'd rather stick to the orifice actually meant for cock. But there's no reason not to give a fine ass the proper appreciation. inb4 you bitch about species mixing. You'll cowards wouldn't even bone a Twi'lek. Fag.

She belongs in the trash.

going to play the force unleashed 2 for the first time
wish me luck

It's a shame that it's locked at 30fps on PC.

While you have a nice set of digits user, when was the last time George created anything new, even with his vast wealth? Red Tails?

All the excellent Star Wars games out there, and you choose that.

Always wondered if the expanded universe had a good character having red lightsabers. Ehat exactly determines the color anyways?

The color is determined by the crystal that focuses the beam. The jedi use naturally mined crystals that come in green, blue, etc.
Siths focus their angst in a single point untill a red syntetic crystal starts growing from thin air
Supposedly, red crystals are both stronger and more brittle.

Source: Book of the Sith, but I could't find the exact page in google

In lore or in general?
In universe explaination is that the lightsaber color is all based of what kind of crystal you use and they all run the gamut from red and blue, to silver and gold, to purple and green. If I recall correctly, there was a Star Wars game that let you customize your own lightsaber. In general, however, good guys have blue, bad guys have red, masters have green or maybe just Yoda, and niggers have purple.

I wish the color was based on the rank of the force user.

Grape soda

wew it crashed

i had it for decades in my library so im gonna play it finally
no worries i got it gifted

Sith frequently used Red due to it being the most "passionate" color. Much like them having red tattoos and black clothing ,both to enhance their connection to the dark side, but also protect them from it.

Why do they need protection from the dark side?

Stop pulling shit from your ass, JewJew

I'm not a homosexual around here.

despite how retarded it is as a concept I like the cross guard on Kylo's saber.

I think that's the nu-canon explanation
Originally it was because the Jedi were the only ones who had access to the crystals used in lightsaber construction. When the Dark Jedi (future Sith) split from the mainstream Jedi Order, they lost access to those crystals. Over time they learned how to make artificial crystals for use in their sabers, but they caused the blades to be red. Even though other types of crystals were discovered on other worlds and the Jedi lost their stranglehold over them, the Sith kept their red saber blades as part of their tradition.

reminder that a single cuck who didn't even own anything related to Tower Girls managed to make 8ch staff delete every post he wanted because of "copyright". How fast do you think Jim would delete everything if Disney made him do it?

Jedi also had the ability to create non-red synth crystals, but it was generally frowned upon as being the easy way instead of finding a natural crystal. Luke's green saber had a synth crystal due to the Empire's ban on any crystal that could be used in lightsaber construction for those not under the Emperor's thumb.

They kind of are. The Old Republic era focused more on that though than any other eras. Guardians would frequently choose blue, consulers, green and sentinels yellow. Sith would choose darker colors like purple, red or sometimes onyx to show how edgy they were.

It’s literally fucking Twilight. The vampire venom lubricates their stone body parts and acts as an adhesive to hold them together.

HK-47 was never good.

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Why?

Is that supposed to mean anything?

Battlefront II (2005) just had a patch released.

Nah, the Nu canon thing is that the crystal changes colour based on who activates it, and you have a specific colour for every crystal you use. They're all called Kyber crystals.

Interesting, maybe they're fixing the netcode?

Which is fucking ridiculous. Luke used both a blue and green one and so did several other characters. sometimes at the same time.

I like longswords

It also makes it impossible for any future games to have selectable saber colours, seems like a real shot in the foot on their part.

Also nobody has explained to me where the fuck his green saber went in Last Jedi. Why did he have the blue one in his weird ghost form?

Just turn off your brain bro!
XD!

I remember watching RoJ as a kid and thinking the green saber was cool as fuck. Where did everything go so wrong?

Don't bother, there's so many plotholes it's a wonder the film wasn't set on Utapau.

The odds that all the right people that made those studios worth a damn getting back together are slim even in the best of timelines. -and then you have to be careful not to get too excited only to get yourself another Yooka-Laylee.

Jedi Power Battles had Ada Gallia (or whatever the hell her name is) use one before Lucas had a chance to solidify any real rule about it in Episode II. It should be noted that Mace Windu had a dark blue lightsaber n that game and Plo Koon had orage (which he proceeded to keep).
-and then there's a cutscene in Star Wars Demolition with I believe Kyle Katarn (always been the good spectrum as long as he was messing with the force as far as I know) dicking around with a red lightsaber.

No twileks appearing in the new movies hardly means anything, most of the races they've been using are new. -and while it's not the movies (putting aside an easter egg name drop in Rogue One) there is a prominent twilek character in the Rebels cartoon. Furthermore, on note of the cartoons, twileks seen in Jabba's palace and other unsavory places wore bodysuit outfits instead of bikini ones (though they were close to their skin tones to compromise the suggestiveness).

Patch notes:

When I was four, RotJ was my favorite movie because of the green saber.

underrated post

and not a single one of them is memorable

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

And they all look like they don't belong in the Star Wars universe. They all look like rejected designs for random aliens-of-the-week on Doctor Who.
Rebels is set before the Original Trilogy.
even if they wear clothes they're still known to look "sexy" and that is considered bad to these people.

Is it true? Holy shit.

I've forgotten to add the pic to my post

The purple and blue hues of a dark elf.

In Star Wars (old canon at least) a Dark Side user could use the dark side of the Force without getting corrupted by it as long as they didn't lose control of it. Only once they went a bit mental did they start to look like a walking corpse. For example, the difference between Palpatine at the start of ROTS and when he starts flinging Force lightning to throw the nigger out the window, when he gave in fully to his fear of death.

I thought Luke found the green crystal waiting for him in a trunk in Obi Wan's house on Tatooine?

Yep. There's a comic about Vader turning a Jedi's crystal red as some kind of training excercise. Pretty sure they talk about it in Rebels too.

Christ, I already hated hearing that Asian fuck talk about the bwiytest of kaiba kwistowls and being told that the death star laser used those things but this shit is full retard. It's an absolute bullshit , unfounded and unnecesary rule/idea that is many times over shown to be contradictory, especially looking at how many people have turned on Anakin's lightsaber at this point.

I'm just saying, era aside they're still represented and not shown to be particularly excluded compared to any other race. -but if it's been formally addressed somewhere then it just isn't something I've yet to hear.

This is not going to go…
the way you think!

Come on we all know Purple became a lightsaber color only because Samuel Jackson wanted one.

considering the lead creative director worked on Uncharted, I don't really give a shit about this game

The revolver is in the pretty distinctly Star Wars mold of bolting random crap. The fact that it has a visible hammer and very normal looking grips ruins it and shows they have no idea what they're doing.

Also is that a fucking cartridge case for a scope?

kys :')

The old EU has lightsabers with actual crossguards made from lightsaber blocking metals. Those were way cooler.

Why the fuck would you be sad about this? Did you even see the gameplay? It was literally Uncharted with a Star Wars skin. Is that something you would actually want to play?

Are you fucking retarded? No, that is not what the colors mean. Not even close.

And it makes a bit more sense than having the protruding metal bits and then the lightsaber stuff coming out.
Would have been so much better if they just said "they're vents, it's an unstable crystal and so Ben needed vents for it"

Didin't they initially say that, though?

I think that the initial bullshitting was that "It's an ancient lightsaber design not used for millennia" or something along those lines.

These are the same people who decided spinning lightsabers could be used as personal helicopters.

honestly theirs no reason to think kotor isn't still cannon, both clone wars and rebels shows mentioned the mandalorian wars and they even went to malachor on rebels.

SOTE is not even on there. SWG should be Vader Tier.

Agreed. You'd cut your own fucking hand off with your first swing. A cortosis crossguard makes way more sense.
The cross saber was a stupid fucking thing and was one of the earliest warning signs (along with surprise!nigger) in the first trailer that the entire movie would be shit.

Jesus christ, did anyone else actually manage to enter the chat codes to that game? I remember at one point in the long process, it requires holding several buttons with both hands, and then doing a "half tilt" of the analog stick in 4 directions.

Shit, I found the code. I remember having to do the "half tilts" with my fucking chin while pressing all those buttons.

buttons: Z, R, L, all the C buttons, and left on the digital cross
pad.

to the right, and hold it for about five seconds until you hear a donk.

left, and hold for about five seconds until you hear a donk. Repeat to
right again, and then again to the left.

Yes, but you had to get the order and timing just right (the half-tilts had to be held for something like 5 seconds each). It was a huge pain in the ass but I was able to do it fairly consistently back when I was 8.
The cool thing was it was less of a "cheat code" and more of a full-fledged debug menu that let you do things like spawn ammo and weapons, take control of different enemies all over the map (including AT-STs, stormtroopers and wampas), and disable textures and other graphical features. There was a lot of other stuff in there but I was too young to understand most of it and I don't remember much anymore.

No, but I tried playing it recently on Jedi Difficulty.
I fail at it so hard, I managed to get to 4th map (Boba Fett). The True Icy planet lol I think I lost about 4 lives trying not to slide off the edge.

Someone needs to photoshop that wizard with the sign from Arrested Development that reads "we demand to be taken seriously" into that image to make it perfect.

They used red because it was the easiest to manufacture synthetic ones than it was to go out and find a crystal on Ilum that was protected by the jedi.

man, shadows of the empire had some fucking banging music

judging by her acting abilities she is a fucking robot

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It's not mine. I know as much as you.

Updated Version.

I'm gonna feel embarrassed if JewJew Abrams retcons Snoke's death and sucks up to all the Plagueis theories or some bullshit.

Absolutely user. I love Saga Edition the most, because it covers all the eras pretty fucking well. So many ways to build a character. Now I have been playing FFGs line of games. The narrative dice are okay but Saga is more up my alley.

seconded for saga edition being lots of fun, but then again, D&D in space is pretty hard to fuck up

starwarsfag here: kylo ren's stupid crossguard is retarded, until you realize why it's there. he built the lightsaber as an homage to his hero darth vader, but since he's retarded and there's no info on jedi or lightsabers anymore he did a shitty job on it. the crossguards are exhausts, and without them the saber would overheat and explode or something. it was a good enough explanation to satisfy me, anyway

Fixed.

wew lad

It'd be way better than what they actually did.

Thanks to Disney, non canon Star Wars has gone from lame to better than the actual series.

I would just assume that Kylo's lightsaber was made with Cortosis or with a Phrik alloy to resist lightsabers.

But I agree its basically a shit design if the above is not true.

Fair enough I suppose. I made a few more adjustments myself.

Look closer, the PS2 version is in Vader-Tier, it's the same game outside of lacking the bonus content and having different cover art.

Probably right honestly but if they leave it the way it is then Snoke-Tier will always be at the bottom.

I haven't played any games outside Plageuis and Sheev besides the Lego games but wasn't Galactic Battlegrounds a shitty AoE game with flying units.

It was very AOE-like, but I wouldn't call it shitty.

If you wanted to count Star Wars mods for games like Sins of a Solar Empire it blows both it and Empire at War the fuck out of the water but I think they're solid games on their own terms.

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he isn't a sith

Grevious was a droid/lizard thing with lightsabers, but not a Sith lord.

He's the Sith equivalent of Finn wielding the lightsaber in TFA.

except grievous was a genuinely good villain in the animated clone wars series at least he was legitimately kinda scary

If he wasn't force why didn't obi wan just crush him like an egg with it?

Apparently I am blind. SOTE is on their (was expecting PC version tho)

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I hope you are only pretending to be retarded.

nigga pls,you have snoke in there

I like how Flight of the Falcon is at the end of its list.

Not saying he wasn't, I like General Grevious but he's just a different kind of villain.

Because the force isn't fucking admin mode like the Nu Wars Soy Wars trilogy would have you believe. That's why Qui-Gon couldn't use the mindtrick on that Jewish alien in The Phantom Menace.

If you're counting Galaxies before all the NGE bullshit wrecked-it, then I'd put it in Vader-Tier.

It would be an okay game if it was on literally anything besides the GBA (no offense to the GBA or anything but it's obviously not-equipped to handle texture-mapped polygons and shit like that).

A Cis-lord?

I just realized that with some tweaking of the defensive position command to be context sensitive to objects and people, letting more commands be done at the same time outside set piece orders, and make the battles 500% larger on both ends it would be amazing.

i had an unironically fantastic time with mad max but holy shit does that webm make it look like garbage

That's because it is garbage, that's the most interesting webm I've seen posted and that's purely because that's not supposed to happen.

the ground combat fucking sucks. the car combat was tons of fun though

Depends on whether it's Legends or Disney Nu-Canon, on Legends he's a pissed off victim of the Republic and Jedi but the entire event was secretly engineered to make him into the Droid General, on Disney Nu-Canon, he's a fucking droid fanboy who went full cyber fetish to prove that droids are the best.

SOURCE?

here's the whole thing

Well I'd prefer a webm, I mean this movie is less then 16MB yknow?

old news, fag

I'm not turning a video over two hours long into a webm

I was posting that as an example, love you.

Hows about each individual episode?

You don't need to post it in multiple threads and if you ask for the source, you shouldn't fucking complain when you get it.

Yeah, actually. The Uncharted games work well at being big, dumb, narrative-driven Third Person Shooters. I wouldn't have minded some expensive action schlock TPS set in the Star Wars universe. I bet it'd be way better than the Disney garbage we've been getting.

how about beggars can't be choosers?

Oh I see someone posted that in the webm thread so you assume I'm whoever that was.

It's shit even if it is. There's no point to the side parts other than to limit the positions the wielder can use.

On a pike like the Emperor's guards have it could work, but as it's retarded.

Would Grievous tier be good Star Wars mods?

"I am merely a banker" how did they get away with this ?

Why is MotS so much lower than the base game?

The fuck are you smoking? Uncharted games were not good at anything other than putting you to sleep. It was the type of game you could play with one hand while sitting there bored as this piece of shit tries to wow you with its long animations. Uncharted 1 is literally the worst game I've ever played.

That would make sense. I'll probably make an update later.

Another update.

KOTOR2 really was never that good.
It plays out like mediocre fanfiction written by someone who doesn't even like Star Wars and as a game you'd be mad to try to argue that it is as good as classics like Dark Forces or Episode One Racer.

why XvT so low is it just the lack of single player?

w-what? Is this true?

I read somewhere a long time ago that from the beginning, he was a guy that was fucked over by the Republic or forgotten by it, and ended up extremely hurt and had to get bionic replacements, and THEN he bought too hard into the THE FLESH IS WEAK meme and went overboard with the bionics, admiring the droids because of their efficiency or something along the line.
I remember my young self being wowed by his use of terror tactics, and NOT the Force, as shown in that clip, how he was able to murder Jedi, and get his collection of lightsabers. Then bummed out that Obi Wan destroyed him easily in RotS.

the nu-canon pages of wookiepedia are shit but here's what they have to say:

This is ridiculous. What is the point of all those retcons?

cause fuck morally grey characters

so they can sell you the same story again later
also what says - disney wants black and white moralities. easier to sell to kids that way.

He was already hurt from Windu force crushing his chest, as seen in the end of the 2003 cartoon..

Well fuck, turns out I never finished watching that series, I'll correct that immediatly then

But as a kid I liked having no clear cut villains and good guys. I could soak up whatever was thrown at me easier and I had way more fun doing so. For instance, when I got the original Battlefront, I wanted the Empire to win, so I went and won on every planet with the Empire except on Endor because that map is fucking stacked so hard against you. A little over ten years and a good PC later I finally annihilated the Rebellion on Endor. That is what fun is, not this fucking copy/paste unoriginal shit Disney pukes up.

I would recommend it heavily. It conveys Anakin's fall to the Dark Side much better than the 3D one and the movies combined.

Oh, I remember being a kid and loving that damn miniseries, even if I'm not that much into SW. I loved the voiceless episodes and the way they told stories, but since I had no internet back then, I guess I missed several. I also expected the 3D Anakin one to be as good as that one, which sadly ended up not being up to the task.
Grievous is still to this day, one of my favorite Star Wars characters, even if he's a throwaway villain with a small role in the movies, but he was a badass in the miniseries and I also got extremely hyped every time there was a clone episode, Sergeant Rex was one of my favorite good guys back then.

Except in the cartoon that introduced Grievous, Mace Windu CRUSHES HIS FUCKING CHEST LIKE A TIN CAN, and that’s the reason he’s coughing in Episode III.

S I T H E D

To contrast as strongly as possible with this stupidity (and also with the preceding Lucas attempt at overriding subordinate canon where he's made a Jedi fanboy & flunkout as the reason for his willing cyberization & grudge) observe the following quote. Then, the following summary from the Legends article.

>"I am Grievous, warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy. And I am not a droid!"

To expand beyond that summary, with the more relevant details; Grievous' original expanded backstory from Unknown Soldier: The Story of General Grievous casts him as a lizardbat space-Serbo-Mongol Kaleesh fighting inherently psychologically amoral cannibal preying mantis literal Turkroaches Yam'Rii, slurred as Huk by those oppressed- 'soulless bugs'- who had been overrunning, sacking, and enslaving worlds with wild abandon, including Kalee. Slaves were taken by the millions. He ascended to the level of a messianic demigod because he killed turkroaches so good, got a waifu of identical status and killed more roaches, until said waifu was killed exceedingly dead. He then gets mad, takes ten wives and sires thirty children to fill the hole in his heart, adopts the name and persona of 'Grievous,' forms an honor corp of fellow Kaleesh who have gone nuclear like he has named the Izvoshra, and butchers the roaches off of Kalee, and THEN takes the fight to the Huk colony worlds with intent for subjugation and/or well-deserved genocide.

The Yam'Rii then squeal to the Republic and lie out their asses about 'Kaleesh aggression,' cast the entire conflict as started by the people they'd enslaved, and caused a disastrous intervention & destructive war reparation policy as the Republic intervenes, rolling back all progress, destroying the economy and the Huk got off scot free. It's the Balkan wars times ten plus a Versailles-level fucking. After this, Grievous reluctantly became a legbreaker for the Banking Clan- which agreed to take on Kalee's debt in exchange- to alleviate the suffering of his family and people, got pissed at Droids being dumb and the Banking Clan refusing to hire other Kalee like his old guard and thus demanded better droids and after that wasn't enough learning droids culminating in the Magnaguard, before going double nuclear when the Huk were desecrating Kalee burial grounds on the colonies (if I recall, they were eating the corpses, the articles I skimmed back over didn't specify) while the Republic did nothing whatsoever, he quit the Banking Clan and decided to kill more dirty roaches.

San Hill (that'd be Mr. 'I am only a banker!') is not at all pleased, and conspires with Poggle the Lesser, Count Dooku and Darth Sidious to put Grievous in permanent service. They ion bomb his troopship, which crashes into the ocean, remote eject his crippled body from the pilots' seat just before, and then (after Dooku puts him in suspended animation with a Sith heart stun while implanting a false memory of the Jedi being behind the bombing) put him on life support. Since he's so god damn tough that he survived a space ship crash and suicidal ejector seat without suffering fatal injuries, they then diced him up post-crash to make sure he was suitably crippled before giving him an offer he can't refuse. They drag his starving wives & children before him, and Hill once more offered to bring him on as a legbreaker, generously including the repair of his ravaged body.

Grievous is transfused with Jedi blood, has his braincase & ocular organs stuck in a metal skull and his vital organs housed in a vacuum proof gut-sack (that's the thing Obi-Wan blasts which instantly catches fire) while building a state of the art killbot body around him, and tweaking his brain with scrubbing of disturbing memories and an enhanced equilibrium, and 'improved' his ability to GET MAD. He predictably gets mad as hell that he didn't get force sensitivity from the transfusion, taking it as a personal failure, while the scumbag Seperatist leadership is pleased as punch with the results. He proceeds to get pissed at how everyone seems to think of him as a droid, is disgusted with his own murderous metal body, and takes the appointment as 'Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies' as a severe insult. He adorns himself and his Magnaguard in Kaleeshi finery, which Dooku mildly sneers at as vain. He gets the lightsaber training and becomes a combat monster. He gets mad, and also gets mad. As soon as he got the chance in the Clone Wars, he exterminated at least one entire colony world of dirty Huk roaches. And the rest is history.

All this was basically scrapped and/or pushed to the wayside in favor of Lucas' retarded conceptions (albeit ambiguously) and later by more or less similar Disney nu-canon, which rendered him an ineffectual cartoon villain with unclear origins, ambitions and reason for existence, effectively incapable of achieving the feats of his Clone Wars debut even in those medias chronologically before Mace Windu fucks his shit up with a force-crush to the cyberorgans and half-succeeding at best in his gambits. Strange, considering he was apparently a military genius that kicked the living shit out of the Republic, but you never see that onscreen, just saturday morning victory after victory. Maybe I just need to watch the rest of the 3D Clone Wars and he actually gets to shine with an abject loss to the heroes once or twice.

The main Legends article in question, from which all this is taken or branched from. Peruse at your leisure.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grievous/Legends

This is the second most infuriating thing about the entire franchise.

Windu wasn't really being attacked then. It's explained away by saying jedi need to focus to use any force powers, and being attacked makes it REALLY hard to focus and be calm enough to do anything. Any time force powers are used in combat, that's supposed to mean they are extremely powerful. Grevious was trained specifically to use fear tactics and ambushes to prevent jedi from being able to use force powers and to run away if he fails to scare or overwhlem a jedi.

Speaking of which, Durge was so scary and violent, the pussies who did the Clone Wars 3D movie and series didn't include him. But they managed to make Ventriss into a pissy emo-teen and Grivious into a joke to lower the age rating.

Fuck was supposed to be for

Disney gives you the Soyboy Planet.

HK-47 goes on to this, really impressed at how much references vidya developers does with each other, the EU, and movies, really shows how much love they had for the franchise.

Katheleen Kennedy's fanfic planet for her OC.

This is like the new Powerpuff girls series, Disney doesn't care about it so people are sticking in all their shitty OC's and fetishes.

I highly fuckin doubt it.

Okay.
Whee.

It's a shit multiplayer thing that ditches most of the simulation elements and what made X-Wing and TIE-Fighter appealing to start with.

This is quite explainable by the nature of Force Crush, and is explained in the Telekinesis article on Wookiepedia.

And preceding that text is this basic description.

tl;dr Force Crush is an exceedingly violent technique, essentially totally unused by Jedi except to crush inanimate objects. Presumably, it only came into even this degree of mainstream use because of the Clone Wars producing both the need and the excuse to utilize it. Mace Windu, being the angry not-quite-grey jedi black man with a disproportionately heavy reserve of violent mental focus, was more than happy to smash Grievous' organs to atoms with his mind. Anyone else would balk. Plus, clone wars era Obi-Wan is a smarmy shit, as displayed in the Durge clip. Before a comment is made on Obi-Wan blowing Durge into meat confetti, that was a life and death matter regarding an (at the time) questionably sentient mass of angry flesh that had moments before swallowing him up in his body-soup been loping around beating & mauling clone troopers like a rabid animal, which is somewhat different from crushing a definitely sapient meat-being or cyborg.

In the old cannon Mace was not only in the toppest of tiers combat ability wise, but he also had some beserker/dark side ability that increased his abilities even further/go to the edgy side of the force.

T. old starwars fag

Yoda called him as someone who serves the Light but edges towards the Dark side with his aggressive Lightsaber form and Force Powers.

lel

I suddenly realize Rey the mary sue is basically metra surik without character development and not blow up a nuke like weapon that killed millions

Why does Orange Trainer have to be such shit?

oh yeah, First Order is a shitty version of Fel Empire

Well, after reading this thread, I'm somewhat interested in getting into the expanded universe stuff. Any recommendations for books or comic to start off with?

Shit, it's a long list of good novels, comics, vidya, and TV shows that aren't PG-13 or Ewoks.

Comics
Star Wars: Empire

Lt. Janek Sunber Storyline

Star Wars:Empire 16-18 To the Last Man
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Empire/Issue-16?id=98954

Star Wars: Empire 36-40 The Wrong Side of the War
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Empire/Issue-36?id=98977

Star Wars:Legacy
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Legacy-2006

Star Wars Yuuzhan Vong War Comic Series
Star Wars: Invasion (Part 1)
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Invasion

Star Wars:Invasion - Rescues (Part 2)
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Invasion-Rescues

Star Wars: Invasion - Revelations(Part 3)
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Invasion-Revelations

Wait, Pod Racer got a sequel? Huh. I have to go pirate that.

Kreia is a nigger.

Yeah, that's a good message. Always trust in authority and never take risks or initiative.

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Of course I meant before Pre-cu era. I made a jedi before CU hit…..