Whoa

whoa

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owo wus dis

( Subtle )
o_o

*pwns*

( Goldfish Sunshine Ana )
we are historical!

( Ui )
gal


>_<

( oobles )
@here

The POV of a bitch?

where mah spoilers at

Hi.

y-yes

Took you 8 hours but, good enough

( MFF )
cute webm

its groovy
i like it.

in HD

Ooobles, will you be my mommy >.

I treat you right?

owo

I thought you might like it.


I am glad you approve.

So what does MFF stand for?


I have a few more but not sure which is which.

o w o

not as good

And that wasn't what I wanted damnit! Need to move that one out of that folder.

i dunno

i thought u were MFF
but i guessu r sum 1 else....

Who or what is an MFF?


Meh.

MFF

OR
MEIN FORMER FAGGOT

MFF = A PRITTYISM

CUCKS

a strange guy that posts webms
and lewd stuff and is user just like u
and he Eccentric
and lewd images

you win some etc.

good one

How were your days, threaders?

you know too much

Idk, I think I need hugs

I want to kill myself, but dont have the follow through,.

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Why?

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omg i want her ;~; pls gibbe... *grabby hands*
*hufs you warmly and comfortingly motherly?*

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are you still mad about the lack of drops

i got snacks

because suicide is for pussy niggas

cooooooooooooooool

Well I meant the first part, but okay.

nyan

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Nyan?

nyaaaaaa

I'd gibbe you it all if there even was anything substantial
Thanks ^^


I'm alright
Almost at level 100, then I got 20 levels of easy boxes

Nyaaaaaa?

Hi, Tsuchi.

*caresser*

As in why?

Can you not?

she is substantial... ;~;

i'm lvl 99! and have everything cept ana~

♥ *pets lots*

Oi.

Maybe one day

How?!
Do you even play a lot?

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Luka is a lvl 99 mercy

Yes, precisely.


How's it going?

i play good!
... i gain XP
i lvl up.
and i roll my luck for luck of the draw
and out plops the gud stuff it owed me for holdin' out on me for soo long... you kno
all dem greys an blu's and dupes...
but when dem golds roll in i'm happy camper

30 hours of pure Mercy

Pretty uneventful.
Spent the day catching up with some work and assignments as well as fully cleaning.
Yourself?

because im a mess awooo

DISGUSTING

I don't know :/

Catch-up is good. I should have cleaned my room but I only did the mountain of laundry.

huh?
;~;

So is everyone else.

Why's that?

Pretty much. I'm fairly on the ball about basic cleaning once a week to keep things tidy but I slacked for the past two weeks and kind of felt gross for not.

Anyone watch Red vs Blue

not since halo 2

and this is why you will never get past the front door. good night thread.

I don't know.

nini
scoots ;~;

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Okay well like it gets super good. You like Monty Oum? His shit is so old I have nostalgia.

The usual mood swings?

They've been good lately. This one hit me like a ton of bricks x_x

I'm just like sitting here crying reading articles lol

*holds onto you for a while until you snap back to reality*
oops there goes gravity
whoops there goes mavity

...something something neverland

got to lose
some thing something... uh [other incoherirant eminem words]

Rest in Peace Monty Oum
:(

his Dead Fantasy series waz kewl....

Mom's spaghetti

Exactly~

I'm jelous of ur images btw

wat

He did a lot of cool stuff in RvB you weeb

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You goddamn disgrace.

Like a snail you've got to formulate a plot
End up in jail or shot

Then you can get good images

Get ahold of yourself.


I'm sure he's used to hearing that.

he did?
woah...


lol
wat

isn't that some of his popular stuff tho?

Coincidentally that girl I used to date a while back hit me up to take a drive with her so that should ease the lonely feels.

ttyl

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woah... i've never heard that line before!
even though i've heard that song?

weird....

Idk, it's something like that
I could go along with most if not all the lyrics if I listened to it

Church: "Okay, we need some ideas, quick!"

Grif: "How about an ACDC cover band, but with all ukuleles? We could call ourselves UkelACDC!"

Simmons: "Or a t-shirt that looks the same backwards and forwards, so it doesn't matter how you put it on!"

god i love rvb

glhf

i forgot about it
:c

you saw Haloid though right

ye
the samus master cheif thingy
and master cheif was girl

Is that your favourite eminem song?

idk

that rap god one was pretty kewl
speaking rly fast

Oh god this hurts

I'm sorry.

You didn't do anything.

being upside down?

You speak to Neru so it's not like you're not used to it.
:^)))

I didn't know you were into that kinda music


Did you get autofilled

emma laissez-moi vous attrape par la chatte

I'm sorry that you have to endure this.

You see the score?

lol
that stuff is ancient!
i was only into it slightly back then. when i was a kid.

i've got other musics styles to keep up with now~

O hockey

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No he was talking about Luka I'm pretty sure

Wait, hockey..?


Well no, but I did end up doing highest damage on the team as sup. it's always a massive shame.


how can you not know the lines


I enjoy speaking with neru though.


I'll live.

I'll kill you personally.

O lyrics

Hockey


Because i don't obsess over it enough to memorize every little detail, i just enjoy rhythm.

What's the difference between Neru and him?

It's probably one of the better ways to die.


I like the song, don't judge me..


how disappointing.


Neru and who now?

You expect to much.
i'm not here to please.

Real g's move in silence like lasagna

Darwin will squeeze you with his thighs to death.

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Aren't you now..


Subbu, please..


That's not personal. You lied.

I personally hired him to do it.

I am in the now.. ?

I'd rather not have Darwin anywhere near my body.

But you'd be okay if I did it? :^)

Can't think of any other weezy lines off the top of my head
Have this tho
soundcloud.com/thisiswhatlifesoundslik/the-koxx-a-fool-moon-night

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Subtle how often do you say innit?

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Compared to him?
Afraid so.


I like the "I put the ass in assassin" and "I'm hot like dogs" ones

Unfortunate.

Is that Mr. Waffles?

Can't I just like...live?

Once a month
"Fam" is a weekly thing


I like my girl face South and her ass North

Well I thought you wanted to die?

A fam a day keeps the doctors away.

Can he do this to me instead?

No, but you wanted to kill me.


Huh
I thought all his bitches be nasty like a cold dinner

Don't wanna be a wasteman


Wow
You are worse than me, you remember more

He says "No, why would I do that to someone who turns on their computer before getting dressed?"


I refuse to believe this.

I've never heard a garbage man say "fam"

I said no such thing.

wishy

Yes hello

Not willingly, my best friend in highschool would always listen to him and it just kinda rubbed off..


You personally wanted to kill me.
Besides whatever I may have missed wasn't even my fault, it was t's and subbus.

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Well subbu forced me to grind boxes with him and jordan got drunk and kept talking to me, it would be rude to just ignore him.

Are you drunk?

What?
No
Why ?

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I have not understood your last two messages.

Maybe you cannot read.

Tea and subtle were keeping me busy.
I thought you knew Tea?

But I'm privileged and white.


Oh, last I heard from him he told me he was killing himself because of Nana.

...what

I will keep that in mind next time you ask for skins.

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moogs

bankaccount.jpg

hm?

You would never buy them for me anyways.


He doesn't like me at all.


Nothing really, you?

Kyle said call him
he wants to talk to you

But you're such a lovely person.

Dank

10:23 PM - This Old Dog: Callbf e
10:23 PM - This Old Dog: I. T my o sut kskt a

10:23 PM - oodle: kyle wants you to call him lol
10:23 PM - oodle: he's piss drunk btw
10:23 PM - oodle: a warning

yeah that

@guero

my phone service is out

From what I gathered though he liked Nana even less.

Maybe not all of them.

You claimed he would get jealous and used that as an excuse.


This was back in 2014 when him and Murder would compete for her attention.

test and squash are having are fucking lit

kinda jelly

This keeps getting worse and worse.

bored

He seems immune to jealousy.

But yeah, that was probably the last time I talked to him.

I honestly had forgotten he existed.

That is quite untrue.


You at work?

You never got me any skins darwin.gib skins darwin


Good, afraid if I was to know any more of what I've read so far I'd have issues taking him seriously anymore.

He pretends very well, then.

Well, you lost that one time and had to get me Sona. You never play on NA either.

I would have figured more threads would have gone by as I slept.

You picked Jax it was bullshit.

I was online all night tonight and yesterday.
I was just busy grinding euw and turkey, but I'm kinda missing NA, half of my friends are gone already.

I do not even play Jax.

NA is dead too.

Well you made an exception.

I only ever play with Grim lately, it makes me sad.

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Play with Ian. THAT will make you despondent.

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no i'm laying in bed

I-I'm good..

Who are you, B.T.W?

Fucking christ...

Oh, hey Echo. There was a canadian here the other day that I thought was you.

My computer is right next to my bed and I was on my phone when he was telling me to get out of my bed.

I'm not canadian though.

I never really had many chances to talk to you so I was going off a poor memory. How are you? It's been a while.

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Yeah,. not bad, I should really be sleeping now but I'm waiting for neru.
I haven't really given anyone many chances to talk to me.

I usually stay up to 4 or 5am these days to watch some tv shows. Sleep can wait for death.

Were Neru and you still a thing, if you don't mind me asking?

Still wondering why is everyone always asking that..

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Next time you're eating that good pussy, make a seal with your mouth as though you're inflating a balloon and yell into it. Women love that.

For me to ask it's just whatever I can remember hearing about you in the past. That and I remember it was kind of interesting who a person like Neru would have an interest in. I was just never updated on the news.

We're same as ever I guess.

/doubt

Oh, right on.

Do you still play league mostly?

I haven't been playing much lately, been half-assly trying to grind ow boxes but even for that I only have mostly time at night and I'm missing sleep.
It's pretty annoying.

I got bored of OW a few months ago. I wasn't able to get enough interest in the summer games and I can't really find much for this halloween update.

I just join Squash and whoever on rare occasions.

She's weird, Grim.

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She can't really speak good english
she'll open up to ya guys dw

Thank god Kaybe is here.

I wasn't worried about it really. I'm too worried about what I'm going to use to decorate for Halloween.

Real problems, y'know?

Thank Kaybe that God is here.

when I was a kid my parents got this string of mini pumpkin lights
they were mesmerizing

you could do that
or you could do the dead bodies in your yard
or maybe skeletons climbing your house

I'd rather keep the skeletons in the closet and the bodies in the trunk. The pumpkin things sounds fun though. I'll have to dig through my moldy basement to see what lights I've got lying around.

sounds good.

my street doesn't really decorate cuz it's a lot of jews and bengalis

I'll probably light that shit up when I'm fully settled

You should throw some little decorations up. I love festivities.

SQUARE UP OODLE

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You mean WHEN you BECOME a furry, that will be your thing, Guero.

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lets go

possibly

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You spent 750 dollars on a slutty cartoon character doll, you can buy a some crayons and paper and draw a picture of an anthropomorphic pumpkin hugging a scarecrow or something.

B)

GET EM

She's being coy, that's all.

you're being coy

priorities man

if I had irl friends in the neighborhood I'd spook it up
but they all live in other boroughs, its shit

Big c(sh)itty life. Sux.

better than living in bumblefuck nowhere I heard

ok so where's my daily dick pic

this is objectively wrong
put me in a cabin where the police wont find my body for three months

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I asked my dad who's also a Trump supporter why we don't have one and the answer was pretty much that he's just too jewish to pay for one. I'm sure he'll be fine with this one.

shut the fuck up you tard
ill put you in a cabin with drunk squashie and he'll stick his finger up your butt

wew that samus


hey senpai

Probably. Still worse than a city that isn't just huge piles of skyscraping garbage.


But then you'd have to do stuff to sustain yourself. What a nightmare.

I thought you're a lesbian.

like detroit or something?


Hillary supporters like to steal them

Hey slut

Sure. Or downtown Chicago. Or downtown NYC..,

People actually put those on their lawns?

I'll drive around my neighborhood at 3AM

Destroying any Hillary sign I find

ONE

BY

ONE

Not everyone is gay

People tie them to their fences here.

I'm writing a post about it on r/politics as we speak.

I like girls and boys okay. Stop thinking I'm just gay.

I only ever see them on the side of the road here.

Just everyone you touch.

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Ay gurl I thought u died how u

rather good right this moment, how u bae?

Unless I live in the wrong place it's rare to see them in the first place. If anything you might find like an information booth at your local shopping centre or someone near a public space ready to meet people etc.

I remember when I was walking home after school one day and there was a stranger by a poster who shook my hand and talked to me about the area. I was like 'yeah it's pretty nice' but I didn't care too much about politics or that his face was on the poster and kept walking.

What is dead may never die.

Fine. Just thinking about eating more banana laffy taffy.

yukcy


when i want to be

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You remind me of chii sometimes.

I have no idea what the guy I even voted for looks like.

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UN EDUCATED VOTER

...

who

Chii doesn't ask for cock though

Pretty drunk. Hopefully I'll get sleepy soon because I have that really long class again starting at 9AM tomorrow.

I think I forgot about laffy taffy's existence for many years. It's good to be reminded of it; maybe I should get it again some time.

I knew enough about the nonsense he was spitting, I just didn't know what he looked like. Only the Prime Ministerial candidates really get the publicity.

you are one lucky bastard you know that right? I feel like a truck hit me if I drink too much, in the morningafternoon after

Probably should. Your body needs more colored sugar.

Just an old poster.


That is a good point.


EDUCATED POSTER

Poster? But not voter? ;;

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I MEANT VOTED BUT I WAS DISTRACTED

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack~

i once voted for a guy purely because i was stoned as shit one time and he knocked on the door and gave me a pamphlet with his own picture on it

and i was pretty amused by this

VOTED? BUT NOT VOTER?

ARE YOU OKAY?

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

welcome back

VOTER*

LOOUUUD NOISES


disgust.jpg

I mean apparently I gave her mine multiple times for mod powers but that's just wishful thinking


wb

PLEASE CALM DOWN SIR

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU

hipkins #1

It'll come in handy when I'm teaching children.

Do you make sure to drink water before bed when you get drunk? That helps a lot~


I don't usually eat candy in general, but we're close to Halloween, so I guess it's probably on sale or something.


Lmao

Australia

huehuheuhe


I'll calm down. My bad.

Thanks. I feel better now :p


Hihi~

good

Wat were you even distracted by?

We drove around and caught up on the way to get Slurpees and then we kept driving around and karaoked boy bands lol

I don't think they put the candy on sale before Halloween.

sounds very fun

Video games with guero.

I wanted to kiss her again but like I'm super terrible with reading signals so I wasn't sure. ugh

actually no, I had no idea that was a thing


tbh though I miss her being around


hows it hanging?

Ehh? Totally lame :3

it might just be my bad reading as well but i think wanted to do shit with you is a good sign

I still talk with her on rare occasions but she is just busy doing her own things.


Don't get hissy.

hey thanks man

Hissy? I have no idea what you're on about :3


The game is lame, not you!

Butting a cat face on the end of things doesn't make you appear less hissy.

Not too shabby. Contemplating whether or not I should devour the rest of my pizza or save it for tomorrow after work. Le dilemma faec x_x

Sup with you?


Well there's that, we talked about our failed attempts at online dating, our stupid gooby smiling at eachother same as before, wanted to smoke one last cig when we were parked out front, and she called me beautiful, Moogy. wtf?

I think I'm officially retarded when I break it all down like that. fml Maybe she'll actually show up to visit me at work tomorrow grr

PUTTING*

sounds like she is interested

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You know I'm a bastard and we only just met
I guess I probably shouldn't wear this big old sign around my neck

I don't believe it was all that hissy to begin with.

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I mean we've already had each others tongues in our mouths from when we dated, so the tension was there. At least for me it was, but again I'm clearly retarded so I can't be sure.

It was just weird having her hit me up randomly. I should have taken my old roommate's advice: "any calls after 8pm are bad news" (good news in this instance)

FUCK I'M RETARDED

I have a few times, even tried to convince her to drop by a few more times but she seems generally good so that's good enough


the struggle is real, I'm just watching the conjuring 2 crooked man living in his crooked house

You posted a picture of an angry cat girl and it was cute.

just go get her on your next date

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The first one scared the jeepers out of me. I was hiding behind a pillow the majority of the film lol


AHHHHH. This feels a lot like one of those sitcoms where it's like "was this a date?" omg

I feel all melty and shit over her again already. whyyyyy

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thats cute

This one? That was way long ago!

LOL that little wave at the end is 10/10

MOOOOOGS COME ON, MAN x_x

naw dawg

That's it. I'm eating the rest of my pizza and none of you can stop me. hmmph

jealous

It's a really nice image, what else can I say.

What I was going to ask was your OSU name.

I've been looking for that webm forever. I just happened upon it now.

ossssssssssss

osu.ppy.sh/u/wish4wish

that sounds adorable

I CANT HELP IT :(((((((((((((((((((

I will have to add you next time I log into it. I obviously won't be near as good as you but I can still try to kick your ass at something.

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No worries, Subtle is like rank 100k and I still have fun playing songs with him :3

Do I have to actually be playing at the same time to compete with people? Can't I try to beat highscores or something whenever I get a chance to play?

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Oh, there's both I suppose.

There's a leaderboard and it can filter it to show only your friends so you can beat high scores in that sense. I think that might be a supporter only feature though?
Then there's also normal multiplayer that is playing the same song at the same time.

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks!

I don't think I'd ever be able to play whenever anyone else is on. Also what was subtles name?

Mhmm, that's true. You're usually around in the morning when I'm up but not for long.

osu.ppy.sh/u/subt1e

It's usually just to watch something with someone then I go to sleep for 7-8 hours.

I only pretend to know how timezones work.

LA was like -17 hours behind me.. so I just imagine +7 when I look at my clock. You can work your own time out from that.

you can't help but be adorable? it's a hard knock life yo

If you're -17 off from LA then you're only -14 off from me.
So just do -2 and flip AM/PM and you have me :3

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So it's like 1am for you now?

I mean I could, but why would I want to?

Also it's getting increasingly difficult to do so.

:p

holy fuckmothering shit the election is in less than 30 fucking days and it felt like it was never gonna happen like it was just going to be a neverending meme.

please god save us.

shut up fish

go eat some raviolis I bought you with my taxes or something

jk ilu

Mhmm, it's so late and I'm so sleepy x.x

ughhh my tummy is full and I'm so tired x.x

uguuu i have work in 10 hours and I'm not sleepy x_x

this meme is dumb

tfw nezi'd

villain been deep since a teenage creep
peep

throw up and take too many opiates and you'll be out like a light switch

:(


What was for din?

I found a really nice skin but it plays a shitty sound when you miss one. Putting aside from the fact I should aim not to miss in the first place, is it easy to edit themes and replace things?

you'll never be able to turn it off soon, it will be an unending hell of cute and you will have to bear it

:(


):


I don't do drugs....

doing drugs is dumb


I went like 26 hours without food and I ate a large publix sub and a whole box of fried chicken

I normally eat healthier but I was so hungry I didn't give two fucks what I ate

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Reminds me of Freiza's hell^^

But, hey. If it gets me some action, then I'll put up with it ;3


That was equal to the length of time I was kidnapped!

Was it like KFC chicken or like chicken tendies?

being alive is dumb
drugs are good

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publix fried chicken
puu.sh/rKAg8/b634bfa1e3.jpg


no

bad guero

*spanks*

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Mhmm, if you click the "Open Skins Folder" button it'll show you all your skins and they're just folders with a bunch of files.

The miss sound is called combobreak.wav

A good place to find a bunch of stuff is osuskinner.com/

I was supposed to link that to guero cuz it had a gun in it

Ooh! I forgot grocery stores had stuff like that. It's been a while x_x

I like the little rotisserie chickens. They're cute ;p


LOL is the gun to ky after eating that?

also hi grom~

yeah it was really relative to guero I hope he saw it

wassup welma

Not much. I should be sleeping but my night got improved so now I'm hype and ugh feelings are weird lol

How's your weekend treating you?

mmhm.

costco has very good rotisserie chicken~

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this made me not hungry again
holyu hell


im gonna do drugs and u cant stop me


you're the only one who understands me kaybe

freiza's hell was hilarious, that's a pretty good way to stop people from sinning if they enjoy bad stuff

And you're the only one who understands that I understand you.

had a fun day

squash and test are pretty lit and I got a few calls from them ahaha

kinda regret not being able to chill with em


gottim

ありがとございます。

I want Santa to bring me one of those Costco mega jars of pickles for Crimbas!

omg it would maybe last like 4 days probably lol


It's such a kawaii overload. I had a giggle in theaters when that popped up ^~^


They're in NY?

どういたしまして~

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Now give your significant other a kiss and go to sleep.

They haven't been around today.

I miss him.

How the fuck do you buy furniture?
How to be an adult?

sleepys.com/mattresses/shop-all-mattresses/#prefn1=zone_code&srule=Price Low to High&sz=12&start=0&prefv1=US|950

nope, I think iowa

fucking 500 for the plane tix alone for some godforsaken reason

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Was he still ignoring you?


You make fat stacks. Look into futons. They'd be way more affordable.

just drive around till you find something on the side of the road

Oh, did you have a chance to hang out then? I'm confused.

don't fucking blind buy a mattress

if you have the cash get a sleep number otherwise you absolutely need to go to the matress shop and try out each one.

do research first
minimum 1 weeks worth

Still?

yeah if I spent money I didn't have lol

I need something that's actually gonna be good for my back dude
I have a bad fat guy back


That's already what I'm sleeping on.


eugh
I'd have to take a fucking uber
i dont have a car anymore

Oh I just remember over-seeing a conversation with you and Darwin the other day. Something that he was ignoring you. May have been in jest.

heh I know that feel. Finally getting around to paying my medical thingy in two paychecks from now. I really need to figure out how to get health insurance again cause I liked only paying $50 per visit. At least the scripts are cheap as dirt.

worth the ride
see if a friend can drive you too

medicaid maybe?

-pets-


that's fine but leave me outta ur drugs


o.o

fucking 1am and there are 95 players on that map
jesus

Oh, I was talking to Echo. Yeah, he was napping and slept way too long so we didn't get to watch any anime together.

Perhaps look into recommendations by specialist.

*shrugs* I dunno. I think I only have one more appointment after my 1 year check in so it's worth paying the fine this year at least from what I've heard about the deductible.

I'll figure that out later. Although I'd like to get to the dentist at some point too so idunno.


yeah, man. Pickle cravings are 2real.

I don't have any friend left in the state that I haven't alienated


im just saying they solve all ur problems ok


The beds they recommend cost thousands of dollars and aren't covered by medicaid

Punishments must be handed out swiftly and heavy handedly.

AND THEN GET MY NUTS CHOPPED OFF WOOP WOOP

Cause I ain't paying cash for that shit nope

the gap between my posts makes that super weird now rogl

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tfw I havent gone to the doc in a year and the dentist in god knows how long

I use an electric toothbrush and mouthwash + my weight is relatively stable so I should be ok

:^)


what are you doing to yourself you nigger
it'll be ok
you could always live in oodle's dad's basement
or move in with me while I do grad school

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is your price range?

last time I was insured I was technically covered for SRS but I don't want a dry colon hole so I'm waiting till things are a bit better

I haven't been to either since I was like 17 besides my hrt stuff which is pretty terrible.

Um?


You are a dry colon hole though so what are you worried about?

lol im fuckin exhausted

goodnight welms

The only punishment I could hand out would be a request for more cuddles, but that's not really a punishment.

I want a Taiwanese colon hole tho

oh

toodles then.

Get a job.

just being myself lol
ive stopped putting up an image of a happy person and suddenly nobody talks to me
also
i joke about that shit but i refuse to be a burden on my friends id rather be homeless


I have a wad of 20s
something like 340$

Damn. Lucky you.

nini threaders

Lucky? I'd much prefer having cuddles on demand though I understand that that can't always happen.

I'm realizing now the rest of the thread probably doesn't understand what I mean by dry colon hole

shitty old technology has sexual reassignment surgery connect the colon to the neovag if the neovag can't properly lubricate itself

this has been circumvented by modern surgeons, but if you go to a shitty surgeon you can still end up getting one.

nini welmies

You will not be able to buy a nice or even decent new mattress for that amount of money. I would look at something your family might have on hand. Or a couch or something.

its a caring issue more than general ignorance

ty

I misread that. You're right. Although having them plentifully offered is better than asking for them.

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family has nothing on hand
couches are just as expensive
i was looking at this but im 6'6 and i dont think it's even long enough
sleepys.com/sleep-options-cool-gel-4.5-inch-gel-memory-foam-sofa-bed-mattress/DCGELS.html

That's true. Though sometimes it's hard to understand what other people are thinking.

Or feeling.

A new couch would be expensive too, yes.

I don't know, looks sketchy. I mean, you can get an alright mattress in your price range if you go to a proper mattress store's going out of business sale or something and pick one that has a mismatched colored top or other defect. But just blind buying some cheap foam one sight unseen will probably leave you with something that will feel better than whatever you're sleeping on now for about six months, then back where you started.

Especially that one.

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[sighs despairingly]

i might just buy any old one for now because my back won't abide by this one anymore and just buy another new one in 6 months when my financial situation is better

I mean, that's fine, but you should really at least go to a mattress store and try a few out so that you know what you're trying to find when getting a mattress for you. It's harder to find a mattress that works when you're somebody your size with back problems and stuff. I could use a sleeping bag on a carpet and wake up fine. And yes, I did find it necessary to brag at the end of this post.

I woke up and made bwakafeast

Been eating meat?

noo not in a while why

guess i'll take an uber or something
also thanks for sharing dickhead

there's never enough witch mercy

I was curious about your dietary intake. If you do eat a lot of pastries I'd imagine all those carbs can't be good for you.

Or, alternatively, you could find a taller fatter woman and use her as a mattress and her bosoms as a pillow.

you're describing my literal most sacred dream and you know it

Just think of how easy it would be if you were bite-sized like Test.

what's a good chaser for bleach?

if i were tiny and handsome like test i'd probably be into something different


for you? more bleach

Like what? ABDL?

never

ripping on test is just mean
he cant even hear you from down there

I'm sure it's made all the more difficult by the smothering mass of Squash's body on top of him tonight.

Test is the top in that pairing.

You don't have to be on the bottom to have a tube up yer pooper.

my food is fine

but what did she mean by this?

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what is the filesize limit on this board

8mb.

thanks daddy

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aloha guero chan

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God damn it.
This gets stuck in my fucking head every time you post it.


good evening bardo
how goes it?


g-g-give me the dick d-d-daddy >////

munching out on mad chocolate
how ae you brotha

epilepsy warning tbqhf

I wanna play in a battlerite tournament.

twitch.tv/battleriteoce

i dont know man
alright right now but ive been feeling like im losing my mind lately tbh

stayy safe bud
whats it like

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mostly just annoying
i keep seeing things in the corner of my eyes and then i look and they arent there

I'd bet it's delicious.

you been getting enough sleep man?

why?

machine says 4.2 hours per night
so not really far from normal for the last four years of my life

what is this?

CPAP

@kitty

give me your Etna folder.

PRETTY

please tell me this gets better as an adult

you will deal with crippling existential dread until you die just like the rest of us

Do you just full screen this and stare at it?

Because thats what I like to imagine you do.

so a large part of my life will be spent doing things just to do them or some other shallow reason like it's expected of me?


cool

that's life
put on a smile and wait for it to end like you're supposed to, god damn it.

guess you gotta like, attach your own meaning and shiet to it so when it sucks you don't want to kill yourself too much

dying's pretty tough too though


let's talk about other stuff, like gays and trannies

is tsuchi still here

why?

Because I wanna dick her. and post as her

i've tried this but convincing yourself of the worth of things you've assigned value on your own is difficult when you're depressed

trannies are gay

I woulddddd

just drool and sway side to side

it's not done

haha, you wanna post as an anime girl


what are you
gay

when i'm depressed besides eating i just think about the future and all and how i just have to get through today and i'll be happier eventually

dealing with depression isn't hard, dealing with depression in ways that don't ruin yourself in some form is hard

if trannies are gay doesn't this place get twenty times more homosexual than if you believe muh dickgirl

if i'm a tranny and I'm into girls doesn't that ake me straight?

nuzzles yew

When will it be done?

Extremely.

WC lvls?

I doubt that will be soon

what? :3

this place is already as gay as fucking possible anyway
the only people here i consider even partially straight are test and grim and even then both of them have admitted they'd fuck certain traps

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