Death Stranding

So is this the new mighty no.9 or what?

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Eh, its way worse. Mighty no.9 was a video game.

Ouch.

Well it is a game..

a shitty one

I mean, ironic kojimaposting is just going to turn into Toddposting and end up with someone unironically buying Fallout 4.

Oof.

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More like the Japanese equivalent of Peter Molyneux.

So worse?

Needs more Arnold Schwarzenegger's Junior.

Are video games becoming religion? Why everyone believes from words of developers and cinematic trailers that "game" in question is going to be good?
Not only Death Stranding suffers from that, there's also Cyberpunk 2077. Those two games are shilled with similar marketing of prioritizing story and setting over gameplay, and showing fucking nothing. The only game aside of those two i can remember that does that is Last of Us 2.
So you have Death Stranding, Cybepunk 2077 and TLOU2 as three cats in the bags, and everyone BELIEVES they will be perfect.

If Kojima is George Lucas, is Suda51 David Lynch?

Depends on how talented the Death Standing dev team is to cover for his fuckups.


At least with 2077 we have some general idea what the game is trying to be. Death Standing is just one big question mark in pretty much every aspect.

And NMS.

Think for a second. At least No Man's Sky provided some fake gamplay. Fake, but gameplay.

We do?

Hitler dubs confirm

Yeah. Third person aRPG in an open world city with drivable vehicles and drop-in multiplayer. How much of the original proposal is still part of the project remains to be seen.

Fallout 4 with flying cars.

That explains jack shit. Until there's actual gameplay footage(or footage in general that isn't that one trailer) I don't think we can take anything for granted, especially since CDProjekt have yet to impress in the gameplay department.

I think that would be Swery65. Suda51 is more James Gunn since they worked together for Lollipop Chainsaw.

I once remember visiting comments that were shitting on their idea of being inspired by Skyrim as the "One of the best implementations of an open, sandbox world.".
Funny to see today those comments are deleted from the blog.

Yes, Death Stranding is the worst game of 2018 and I hate it.

It's not even out yet.

I think It's more gambling rather than religion. I don't believe those games (TRIPLE AAA) will be perfect but these companies that are making these highly anticipated title's do have a lot of man-power and money backing it up that makes it look like a promising investment.

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It isn't crowd funded, so I wouldn't said it's the new MN9. It is probably going to be shit though.

So when is Kojima's take on Roadside Picnic coming out anyway? Did they even say 2018?

Honestly I'm a sucker for how it looks visually (the world War 2 Era planes and Vietnam Era infantry definitely helped) but I want to see actual fucking gameplay before I pass judgement on the thing

Would have also been nice if they asked Kojima some actual fucking questions at the game awards (or if he answered any) instead of acting like drooling retards

norman reedus and the freaky fetus

Well it is being funded by xbox so…..

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HUEHUEHUE

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damn son

If you want to be charitable to this game you should consider that the first trailer was only released to generate some hype, so hiring people would be easier and they only really started working on it once they were finished with TW3 blood and wine.

Dorito pope only has Kojima at the awards every year so he can see his waifu in person.

But skyrim does nothing good
the world is fake and gay buggy, ugly, and copypasted.
Nothing happens and you only walk everywhere once because of fast travel unlock
Or just the fact it's >open is enough
fast travel should be like in fallout 1/2 where you get an animation of your position marker moving towards a goal with non-shit random events on the way moving you back into 3d.
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It's the best open world game for porn mods.

There is a recent interview that says when you die you go to a limbo like area and fight your way back to life.
In other words, he's copying meridian 59.

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what the fuck is a stranding, how can it be used in a sentence.

no, it's the new gone homo

STRANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

strand 1 |strand|
verb [with object]
• leave (someone) without the means to move from somewhere: they were stranded in St. Louis by the blizzard.

Mighty No. 9 was a scam. This is just a shitty non-game.

It's worse than a new gone homo, it is new gone home for weebs.

Here's to hoping Miscarriage Stranding kills "cinematic gaming".

is this correct?

Despite everything I still hope it's good.

RIKE THE PROFITS ONES SET

If it fails I hope it makes more investors wary of "CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE" vidya, as well as faggots who wants so desperately to turn vidya into cutscenes with QTE segments. But for that to happen it has to come out with gameplay examples

There is more merchandise of Death Stranding available to purchase right now than there is gameplay trailers of it.

That's because there will be no gameplay, Kuckjima is the David Cage of games

well, Jap games, that is

fpbp

Yoko Taro is Lynch.

We don’t need 50 threads.

*cucks knee respectfully in your position*

Kojima is a savior of the western industry

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Maestro has yet to make a bad game. Stay salty, nu-Holla Forums.

Correct.

Mad Kojicuck?

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This game won't come out until 2027 lmao

Makes you wonder what his stance is on Japan's political scene considering as a whole they are much more conservative than the US

Absolutely fucking not.

Brutal

Kojimbo never created anything in his whole life.
Death Stranding is just another work made by a team that Kojimbo put his name on.
Subvert the market and make it fail. All hacks like Kojimbo must go down

humm, I think I remember that manga, but somehow that is not what I remember being there
mind saucing me user?

nevermind

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This. You got nothing on Kojima, Holla Forums

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I hope that all video games which are announced are "good," it's just that for most of them it would require a total subversion of expectations based on the previews.

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DAYUM

iirc Shigesato Itoi supports the gommunist party.

I see Suda51 as David Lynch because he makes somewhat alienating games and unique games most notably K7 and KiD.

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How are Suda51's games?
I've only played Killer7 and I liked that, but I've heard his more recent games like Let It Die are very repetitive.

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To be fair, these are more "Grasshopper Manufacture" games than Suda51 games - Suda himself hasn't been in directing charge since No More Heroes 1. The new Switch game will be his first new game in a while.
Besides that… Killer7 is good, but you knew that already, NMH1 is pretty good but definitely flawed (looking at you, open world exploration and vehicle controls), and I can only assume The Silver Case is good for people who can handle visual novels. I cannot handle visual novels.

what? I loved that about NMH 1

I really hope DS is good. I really fucking do.
The recent trailer and hints dropped make it look like it's going to be some kind of bizarre future with humanity shoved into a few cities trying to fight a strange supernatural force.
I like the setting it seems to be building, I just hope Kojima doesn't it fuck it up.

What I like the most is that it doesn't seem like the usual "last vestige of humanity fighting powerful foe" story with random survivors doing what they can.
Their equipment is incredibly well made, they even have a professionally made logo on their clothes like how actual armed forces do, so it's not some rag-tag team of the last remaining humans. I'm so very curious but worried at the same time.

So is hating Kojima the hot new meme?

Geg. Well done, unlike The Phantom Pain.

hating walking simulators that only exist to push a political or social agenda is the new meme
hating developers that hire openly anti-white help is the new meme
not paying 60 dollars for a seven hour (((game))) is the new meme

sauce?

Maybe. All I've seen is a cinematic. Mayhaps that is the ruse. That, it won't even be video games.

We're invaded by cuckchanners and by Holla Forumstards
The first feel the need to follow whatever seems to be the consensus, the former seem to be here exclusively to get everyone against everything.

Deadly mix

Yes, you are.

Excuse yourself in the process, little wing.

Next you're gonna call me Holla Forums

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Show me on this thread how he hurt you. If, in fact, you are from here. And, if you think naming names works this direction, you are hell and gone from what it is about. There is no you here.

The correct meme is movie, user.
People say the Metal Gear games are movies because of all the cutscenes, walking sim is an entirely different insult for games like Gone Homo and Dear Ester.

I think you just had a stroke dude

What's that Holla Forums screenshot that goes something like "the worst thing you can call a jew is a jew, call them a jew and they'll recoil in offense for being found out"
Works surprisingly well with Holla Forumstards

I'm quite sure I buried myself rent free, little buddy.

Not the dude you replied to, but come on. You're reaching the bottom of the barrel when you're using outdated Holla Forums memes.

lurk two years before posting

That's quite right. You want to venture this way? They have been touched, you want what has happened to them?

Holy fucking shit user. That doesn't come from from a fucking Holla Forums screenshot, that's something Joseph Goebbels said.

Got the exact quote? I've been looking for it

Here

They are sweating, pre/pol/ sort of animal. All this capitulation. It's obvious as a bird flying into a window.

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Yeah, you're not from anywhere, either. There's a real fucking nothing for the lot of you.

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The fact it has an open world isn't the problem, the open world itself is the problem. It needed a better open world.

No? He's not doing a KS campaign. He's putting his own money on the line and that of his investors.

I haven't posted on any chan in a long time. Good to see newfaggots like this are still shitting up the boards on my return.

Holy shit you can't get more newfag than this. I bet all kojicucks come from neofag.

Go back to your containment board

You are a newfag.

Oh yeah?
Well I think you are not very nice

WEW lad
That would just lead me here. I haven't been on Holla Forums in a year because the mods are shitskins and ban for no reason.

Hating Kojima has been a meme for years, but it's picked up steam ever since the goodwill from Revengeance disappeared. See:

Newfag status: spotted

RULES OF NATURE!

I'm so glad this board has IDs.

But Revengeance wasn't made by Kojima or his team.

A lot of Holla Forums does. They also think Kojima had a major creative role in Zone of the Enders.

You should see yourself out
>>>/cuckchan/

Really, just leave cuck.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/neofag/
>>>/resetera/
>>>/somethingawful/

Yeah seriously
>>>Holla Forums

Typical Holla Forumstard reaction

Are you the same retard that posted a few days ago in another thread about USA is ran by Jews and you're glad you live in the EU

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If I say no will you believe it's a yes?
Also are you telling me the US isn't run by jews?

That's kind of the thing though. The setting is interesting but the problem is that it's all we know. How will it play? We don't know. What kind of combat will we expect? Is there combat?
The gameplay part is woefully underreported, which is sad considering this is a fucking videogame. I don't really know what to think of Kojima.

Nice dubs, but you can suck off Cuckjima and his jew bullshit elsewhere.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/neofag/
>>>/resetera/
>>>/somethingawful/

Think of him like every other "known" developer: a shameless self-promoter who's games are made good but everyone else around him.

Stop being a fan in denial. Once you do, you''ll feel liberated. Hero worship isn't healthy.

I'm not. I haven't even played any MGS aside from Phantom Pain (which was OK by and large). I've only watched the cutscenes from his other games in order to get a grip on the story. From what I can tell, Kojima can do interesting worlds and unique characters but can't do dialogue and tone for shit. What kind of dipshit makes something so astoundingly retarded as the B&B corps? Well, Kojima sure does.

Really, you can stop, kike.
>>>Holla Forums

Reported for not even trying.

Kojimbo is just a heebaboo wanna be hollywood kike. He always despised vidya and only wanted to be like Weinstein.

Get off my board faggot, MGS 1-3 are mandatory playing

HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY! BAZINGA!
Kill yourself.

You're even remotely hiding your butthurt, Cuckjima.

somebody is buttmad. Did someone make fun of your favorite game that has shown absolutely no gameplay after years in development ?

Are these really not games or is that a meme and these are point-and-click adventure games.

He sucks cocks to get money to spend on Kojimbo's failed nugames.

There are no videogames

Snatcher isn't even point and click. It's pick options from a menu until there are none left and you go to the next plot point. Also occasional "action" segments where you have to play whack-a-mole with replic-, sorry "snatchers". And the third act which was missing from the initial release(sound familiar), is basically a protracted cutscene.

Policenauts is an actual point and click adventure though with the occasional rail shooter section.

O boy
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY

I would agree but there's no explaination as to why anything is happening. After 3 trailers we still have no idea who any of the characters are or what their goals are. The baby is important, there's giant monsters and necromancy. That's it besides some vague rambling about the Big Bang.

It looks nice, sure but there's no gameplay to expand the setting nor context to anything. Kojima isn't David Lynch. I wouldn't be surprised if DS becomes Sony's equivalent of Bioshock Infinite.

You can place some of the pieces together from what's shown, but a lot of it is vague and according to Kojima the first trailer had nothing to do with the game and was only there to set the tone.
Apparently the game's coming out in only a few months, so we won't have to wait long to see if Kojima really is full of hot air.

What is that even supposed to mean

whoa dude

I really hope it isn't but it's possible