Some weird kid in Italy fucked around and made a bloomy version of Ocarina of Time with the unreal engine

Some weird kid in Italy fucked around and made a bloomy version of Ocarina of Time with the unreal engine.

Zelda fans like myself want it 50x more than the shitty breath of the crap shit they put out (that's not a zelda game btw). DLC MOTORCYCLES! IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT!!!

Ow my fucking eyes and ears. What the fuck is this fucking nigger doing? Why is there so much bass in the Fairy's song? Why the fuck is everything massively fucking bright? What the fuck was this nigger fucking thinking?

Did you play BotW?
What exactly went wrong with it?

I'm now blind. Thanks OP, keep sucking dick.

This looks like trash yet again you dumb faggot.

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Jump in a furnace and take The Zelda Scrolls 5: The Quest for More Money with you.

Are you fucking kidding me? What went wrong with BoTW?


Basically the game was made for soyboys to smoke weed and fuck around in the game–always finding a shrine with a "neat little puzzle" everytime they sit down to play it.

Yuck.

Holy fuck that is terrifying.

Nigger. This is clearly made by some faggot who just threw a whole bunch of stolen models and blueprint shit from the store. End yourself. BOTW is not that impressive but this looks WAY fucking worse.

Please self-terminate.

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is no one paying attention to how both this and the OP is worded? something about it seems distinctly unnatural like some robot or ayylmao trying to convince us that it too, is a human being

DLC is just content cut from the game and sold separately.
No real dungeons, the combat is barebones and downright tedious later on with enemies damage sponge recolors and breakable weapons(the master sword without the DLC only does 30 damage when not fighting a guardian while enemies can have 1000+ hit points),some of the shittiest quests in any game along with some of the worst rewards for them(spend 30 minutes to do a glorified escort mission or a fetch quest only to get 200 gold or a "unique" weapon that is worse than stuff you can find around on the floor)

Totally would. :3

No. Sounds like he's a newfriend or ESL.

Zelda doesn't have a set formula you autistic child. It mixes things up constantly. From Zelda 1's full explorathon with little story to Zelda 2's platforming to Shadow Princess's non-humanoid playable character.

Zelda 64 is not TEH ONLY ZELDA EVER. It is simply the one you grew up with so you have no respect for the series on it's own merits.

BOTW is one of the best games ever made by Nintendo because it isn't just OoT with a new set of graphics. It's interesting to see the world rather than walk down a tunnel to a bland puzzle.

notto dissu shitto agen

there is no way you legitimately hold this opinion. There is a reason denizens of this board constantly make Skyrim jokes in reference to BotW. It's because all of the "dungeons" are short and unfulfilling because they are all barren of anything that makes them unique. Same stupid blue glowy not-sci-fi bullshit aesthetic for the entire fucking game. Just like every quest in Skyrim except the Thieves' Guild and Dark Brotherhood boils down to "walk down kinda dark hallway, solve 'puzzle' made for small children and kill dudes." They are all the same.
Zelda 1 and 2 also came out almost 30 years ago you disingenuous prick, and virtually no Zelda game has even come close to either design model since. The biggest departure from the foundation set forth in Link to the Past to this point was Four Swords Adventures. OoT and every game past that is more or less 3d LttP without the alternate dimension (and Twilight Princess is definitively a 3D LttP, with that generation's Link having a wolf as his spirit animal instead of a rabbit).

It's like I'm dealing with a literal retard. He can't even tell the difference between exploring a mountain and finding a mini boss battle and walking through narrow caves to unlock a chest.

The skyrim comparisons are weak as fuck. Skyrim has no survival mechanics at all and the only movement option you have is walking or walking faster on a horse. BOTW gives you multiple movement options from climbing to swimming up water falls to finding a higher area and gliding down and that's just vertical movement.

I get it, you're a retarded N64 fanboy who instead of playing the game listened to memes about it. You never made your own opinion and just want to label it skyrim. Maybe if you had played it you might see how different it is when you find a cool lake and suddenly a giant fucking sky dragon comes out of it and you have to fight it in the air. Hunting it, finding it's pattern and then finding a way to hurt it is quite different to "a spooky dragon lands near you and you tank it's damage as you hold attack".

This is why you can't have a discussion with a OoT fanboy. They are so busy speedrunning OoT that they don't play any other games. Their opinion is entirely built on what memes they see on forums and Twitch instead.

Did you see what OoT did to Cosmo? That's the sort of game you like.

And there goes the thread…

I don't even like OoT that much you projecting faggot. Take your fleeting "open world experience" somewhere else. What the fuck does speedrunning have to do with our discussion? Jesus you are pathetic.
You aren't even trying. Why do you bring up spin off games that are completely fucking irrelevant? Is it really that hard for you to accept that Nintendo loves formulas and didn't do so great when they decided to depart from it for their next main title? I was hoping for a game that was similar to Zelda 1 in structure but no, we got Link's Super-Quick Shrine Stop the fucking video game.

oh no what will we do now that OP's wonderful thread about him shilling his godawful tech demo for the 27th time has been ruined?

If you want to say "not developed by the original team" then you have to discount pretty much ever Zelda after the first one. A Zelda game is a Zelda game, the people who make it change over time but it's none the less the same franchise. Do you seriously think the people who made BOTW are the same who made the original?

yea buddy, just ignore that Zelda has more than just OoT and LTTP in it.

Alright then ultranigger, go ahead and enjoy time-honored classics like Wand of Gamelon. You aren't fooling anyone. I'm out of this shitty thread.

Hey Sargon, how's that nigger grand daddy? Are you still blaming the British people for the Muslim gang rapes?

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Turn this into a lewd thread?

that burned my eyes

Damn that's blinding. Worse than WW remake.

You're a faggot for using those example to try and prove your point. Because if you used the GBC games, OoT, MM, WW, TP, SS, or MC, then your argument would fall apart because those all have a similar formula with MM having the most loose one.


That reminds me, Zelda or even Nintendo porn hasn't been nearly as abundant as it was several years ago. With the rise of mobage, you have fap-bait getting popped out 24/7. So now we've been getting a ton of art of mobage characters instead of characters from things like Pokemon or Zelda. Sure, Fire Emblem helps but that surge only came about thanks to Fates' obvious fap-bait bait character designs. Even Game Freak's Pokemon is getting less porn than it used to.

So is the Link bloodline full of cucks? They never get to marry princess Zelda right? Not a single one of the did right?

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Oh you mean like Spirit tracks which is a direct sequel to Wind Waker, which is a direct sequel to Ocarina?

Or do we just ignore this?

What a completely genuine and honest statement, fellow nintendrone who will never EVER get bloodborne.

Niggers. The entire franchise has a formula that nearly every major game follows with the exception of the second game and the only thing that's changed up to SS is the expansion of the base formula. A decent overworld; a bunch of big dungeons full of puzzles, enemies, minibosses, and a boss; most major dungeons have one of the various MacGuffins of power needed to move the plot forward; each dungeon has some gimmick item used for its puzzles and often its boss; small puzzles and minigames scattered throughout the overworld; sidequests; backtracking with new gimmick tools to solve puzzles and unlock new areas; rewards consisting mainly of heart containers, rupees, and upgrades to equipment; etc. Even the second game adheres most of the things typical of a Zeldo, with only sidescrolling, exp, and higher difficulty as major differences.

It's the two recent mainline games, Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild, that began fucking this shit up the most. SS fucked its overworld, and BotW fucked dungeons, bosses, and gimmick progression. BotW also fucked its overworld, because "open world" is essentially slang for "no actual design, just put everything on there".

Also, OP is a giant fucking newfag who probably came over recently because it took until his ass started bleeding with malware for him to realize cuckchan was fucking him.

It's the only way to save the thread. Post crossdressing gerudo outfit Link getting raped by a Gerudo.


Which part is the bait? :^)