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Why is Slaanesh the best Daemon Lord?

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Also CA is making albion… is this a good thing or will they make it horrible???

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so are there any good books about 40k?
i've only read the first one about ciaphas caine so far

/tg/ shat the bed again I take it?

25 for 25 is great. It's a collection of 25 short stories written by different authors featuring a large variety of situations and characters. One of my favorites is the one about the 11 year old kid who lives in a city that was overrun by Greenskins because he's street smart as fuck.

Warhammer 40k obviously has more money invested and great writers but I find fantasy warhammer equally good writing … who writes the universe

FUCKING HERETICS GET OUT

SLAANESHMAS IS OVER
ALLAHU RATBAR

Slaanesh is a Holla Forumstard.

british guys in the 80s and 90s. Andy Chambers, Rick Priestley, Gav Thorpe, Jervis Jonson, etc.

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There is an entire board for this.

The series of gaunt's ghosts, the last chancers and some of the horus heresy novels, havent read any of the others.

Night Lords

Guilliman looks more like Pence
sage for double post

For a sec I thought I was in /tg/

nerd

Yet somehow you knew what his post was about.

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take this trash to /tg/

Go fuck yourself

Are you shitting up our board because /tg/ is a dead shithole full of ebin centrists?

Do i spot Israeli defense secretary Mad Mutt Mattis in your pic for ants, OP?

Reminder that >>>/wh40k/ board exists.


Horus Heresy, Primarchs and The Beast Arises series are good lore fuel. And very well written too. I managed to snatch them all from audiobook bay, have fun listening to them while playing unfinished chapter master.

>writers busy jacking each other off to see who can (((deconstruct))) the Emperor faster, just like Disney did with Luke in TLJ
It's a dumpster fire that just gets worse the farther in you get.

How the fuck did relic screw up their own games so much despite getting the game right the first time?


Only books I read are the James Swallow sisters of battle books. They were okay.

You could just ignore the thread. You're not an authority of this board and if everything went the way you wanted, this place would be even worse.
Go away. People like YOU are what make Holla Forums shit at times. By the way, sage isn't a downvote.

Well, its a bit emotional, at least from where i began. Black women do not really bother me in horus heresy, its obvious why they exist. I don't see anything strong about them either, since women get killed easily in this shit, and there are a lot of moments when they are scared to shitting themselves.
So far i finished Horus Rising and False Gods, i guess now because of you i can expect it to get worse later on. But i already learned to not trust Holla Forums in manners judgemental, especially to something politically neutral. I am pretty sure i won't find gay shit, forth wave feminism or any other bullshit there. Or female space marines. I also don't give a shit about dictatorship of the emperor, he's a fucking fedora lard who wanted power all for himself, even if he isn't trying to be "god" he's already pretending to be a messiah for humanity.
My only problem is that only i get to like any character, he either dies, or becomes chaos servant, or a religious emperor worshiping freak. And i guess dying at least saves them dignity.
The only reason i might stop "reading" horus heresy is if i find religious themes annoying to myself as a christian.

t. niggerfaggot

We know you're a faggot.

The 40k audience of today.

Oh, okay, so you're an ignorant cocksucker that is at book 2 of a story spanning a few dozen novels, yet takes it upon himself to recommend it to other people. You're a real treasure.

Ebin centrists not even once. It's hilarious you believe this is what politically neutral is supposed to look like. Should I tell you that Dan Abnett's wife is a fat feminist and it's obvious how her influence is leaking into his writings?

Pic related.

I guess we finally have the answer, there is such a thing as a fedora tipping Christian.

That dialogue really doesn't show me any bias, especially when the story itself probably ridicules it, since you shown the quote out of context. Not like i want to shill anyway, don't read it. Because i hate GM as a company for killing fan creations, selling stuff for ridiculous prices and you should only pirate their products.
But if you are going the way of hating literally everything for not being national socialist nigger killing jew gassing stories, you're going to end up liking nothing, just saying, not criticizing. Few years before nobody would point insignificant stuff out like that and nitpick at literally everything. Your values are rather new.

It's okay.

Terrible art, please do not post again thanks.

No niggers in Warhammer.
Everybody is Anglo.

some anons have got 40k confused as this super right wing/muh natsoc paradise setting when it's never been that in any of it's incarnations

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i have a better question:
why isn t there already a w40k total conversion for xcom 1 or 2 ?

should we tell him that technically: the emperor is a "sandnigger" ?

Horus is my second favorite wh40k character, even though horus heresy is shit and the emperor nearly dies to kill a deranged faggot; well let's say that he still comes out somehow as a Badass.

I think you should leave

Slaanesh doesn't live you he only wants you for his own pleasure
Nurgle loves you, he loves you all no matter what Unless if you're Tzeentch then get fucked

A-user

Nah there is plenty of non anglos, just everyone is Caucasian
For example Space Wolves are Nords, Kreig are German, Blood Angels are North Italy/Spain, Mordian is French and White Scars are Finns

I really enjoyed reading the Dornian heresy. it was great.

I find an idea of Dorn being picked as Warmaster just weird
If it wasn't Horus then only really
girlyman could of done it
Yes I know Lion was a "Strong" contender too but as a Dangle player he was just too Autistic, same with Dorn

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W E W

Yeah but i did like the alternate imperium we got out of it, especially with the biggest change being a role reversal, i quite liked Angron being good.


i got a 90% off coupon a while back, im glad i let that expire.

Eh fair enough and Angron is interesting in that we never know what his actual personallity is, he could of been the nicest fuck in the Imperium but those Butcher Nails fucked him over

He could have tried to have them taken out. I'm sure they got the science for it and shit.

The thing is that Angron LIKED being angry. Yeah, funny thing. Imagine that.
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Well if the Emperor couldn't then they actually couldn't

They even did a free weekend and that did jack shit to improve playercount. All it really did was help people realize how shit the game is

It may not have even been considered worth his time.

Mordians are late 19th century Prussians with a dash of the Germanic love for armored warfare. Elysians are the token frenchmen of the setting.

The Emperor during Angrons life kidnapped him had a check on his body and sent him back down without Angron knowing, probably seeing if he could take the nails out and then have him join the Crusade

The nails were so old even by archaeotech standards it would have been a requirement for Angron to basically live on Mars/Terra as the Mechanicus spent potentially centuries working on how to get out, if it was even possible to do so, time the emperor and Angron would not have had due to the Heresy.

Fanfics do not belong here

Slaanesh is not the best Daemon Lord

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uh they're not. literal pervert demons

he isn t on a humble bundle. he is on the HB store like so many game.
HB is paying 1$ for many game.

paying a sub of 12$/month (so in this case 12$for DoW3) is still way to expensive for this shitty game.
hell it's so shitty i didn t even bother pirating it,
the last update went even deeper in the shithole… look at this lore breaking BS. is this league of legend ?

The Eldar Gambit is better

Not only does that look like shit, but the effects of the attack look liks shit too.
Remenber how in dow1 attacks would leave the ground scorched and and deformed if it had involved explosions?

The beast arises really is such utter trash. I'm happy to see greenskins treated as an actual threat for once but the books are bad.

I'm reading the new alpha legion novel, sons of the hydra. It's interesting so far unless there's a totally unexpected tweeest later on, "loyalist" alpha legion confirmed I guess. You can find a .mobi online.

i do, that's one of the aspect that make a Dawn of war game: a dawn of war game.
that's why it was enhanced futher in Dawn of war II
Daily reminder that again: even though DoW 2 lost the strategic aspect for the tactical one, it still retain and push futher ALL the feature that make a DoW game worthy of it's name. basebuilding being common in all rts it wasn t what define Dawn of war

Dawn of War II is a pretty good ARPG
A lot more fun than dungeon siege.

i get what you are trying to imply, but come on. it's a nice TPS. and it's multiplayer was basically current eternal crusade exept better.

why ? (genuine question i don t have the game and know nothing about it but last i heard it was a good project)

Always online like Diablo 3, but also early access and developed with such "care", like its some sort of indie project.

No. Corpses disappear. Your post is wrong.

its actually a rts

Sure it is.

corpses have physics now

Who made that list?

wewladie

Too bad they don't stick around long enough for that to matter.

Dead Men Walking and Fifteen Hours are pretty good.

the hacker known as 4chan

What's this talk of albion? Someone link me to some article or something. I can't find it on google at all.

you do realise your point is quite pointless ?
because you can flat out deactivate corps ANS that this isn't a feature that made dawn of war: dawn of war.

i can set corps in w3 to disapear in:
DoW wasn t successfull because it tried to be a clone of w3 or starcraft (unlike DoW3 who try to be a Dota/starcraft mix)

fuuuuuck
oh god what have I done?

They didnt get rid of the audiobooks until I started listening to them. What kind of shit is that?

The field of corpses is a staple of dawn of war. I don't know why the fuck you are going on about warcraft and starcraft, probably because you are dyslexic.

are retarded ? you can do the same field on warcraft3 and on TONS of other RTS it is not what define Dawn of war, the corps arent even permanent. the threshold on dow2 is lower due to the scope of the game.

you dont have an ENTIRE CHAPTER worth of casulties in a skirmish of dow2. so why sould you have Korn's carpet

Lore is for fucking faggots.

bump

clear

Regicide is really underrated gem.

Its Worse

Friend of mine Found it within the Game, He pirated it and tried to datamine more but for now this is what he can find

It happens. Some rando turk or slav will reup them eventually.


Holy shit this looks more like ASSFAGGOTS than regular ASSFAGGOTS.


Because the game is shit and so is its modding community.

Dude, there's a thing called audiobook bay. It has like the biggest collection of warhammer audiobooks:
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PS: registration doesn't like certain proxies, thinks its a spam and shows no warning, just refreshes the page
PS 2: search horus heresy seperately, but it contains it all up to 47 currently

Play Chaos Gate. Then wonder why no one has remade or remastered it. Then realize that modern devs would find the way to fuck it up. Then keep playing.

Open chaos gate never ever.

He was born in Anatolia 10,000 bc, he's obviously white.

Open Xcom had a 40k total conversion, pretty much give you the same experience as Chaos Gate.
XCOM 2 had space marine helmets, weapons and voices but they don't suit any kind of armor, so they were shit.
Closest thing to 3d xcom-style game is space hulk, space hulk ascension and deathwatch, however they are map based tactical games.


To be honest Chapter Master in its idea was the ideal game for WH40k universe since it included everything it needs. All it needed to finish would be proper tactical ground battles and manual space battles and it would be greatest game ever, at least as a campaign of a chapter master.

>Rats won
I'm on to you Huey.

To be quite honest, it's a minor miracle that Chapter Master even actually happened.
Also, does the X-COM TC actually change the aliens? I think I see what could be chaos marines in one of the pics you posted.

Warhammer 40k is an incredibly right wing setting. It's incredibly masculine and embodies self-sacrifice and order over individuality.

It doesnt paint it in a positive light (most of the time), the point is that things are so fucked that the clusterfuck that the imperium is is the only choice humans have if they want to survive.
Remenber, its "im the grimm darkness of the far future, there is only war", it doesnt try to sound good at any point.

imma just jump on the bandwagon and tell you to kill yourself famalam.

Good to see 40k getting treated with absolute lack of respect it deserves. Fantasy is much better.

The ebin "holocaust was a hoax so let's make sure it actually happens this time" fags are reverse virtue signalling kikes and LARPing mudskins who have infested Holla Forums for the past few years. I'm not even sure who's jewing who anymore.

polite sage for metashit

the futher you go on the past the niggest you become; even moreso in that region. we all come from africa

He probably was a hitite.

He is the reincarnation after the merging of all the schaman who lived during the Neolithic period.

that's FAR before the 2nd millenia before JC.

However: you are right: **and i
was wrong **

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What games should I get?

out of africa is fake, we wuz gooks

The out of Africa theory has been debunked numerous times as older and older remains keep being found in Europe.

are the books about the arbitor senioris Shira Lucina Calpurnia good?

Idea guy here this is my new game which i made 30 seconds ago in my head.


What do you think?

You glorious bastard. Bless you.

Sounds like Running with Rifles.

If the ultramarines don't off you first the insqusition will.

Dropped.

YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

Regicide, is it good?
Warhammer 40k themed chess sounds like a dream come true.

You're a /d/-tier degenerate and probably a permavirgin
You're a degenerate that even /d/ can't handle; your fetishes are too bizzare for this world and you should probably kill yourself
You probably like the smell of your own fats and probably get your kicks from catching herpes
You are actually kind of okay

I dont fav Slaanesh, I just like Fulgrim.
He was a bad motherfucker.

It's chess not even a retard could fuck that up.

fair enough

You are a scholar and a librarian. Blessings of the Emperor upon you, brother.

Because it's a hot trap.

I wouldn't care if it did, I could just imagine it to being a not-earth where Marines land on a planet infested by Xenos of a new type and help not-earth forces repel them all the way to their homeworld where they glass it.

Fixed that for you

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what's the problem user no friends to play with ?

It shows.

Give me the lewds.

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quick questions for the lorefags
is the God-Emperor of Mankind immune to the corruptions of Chaos ?
and is the God-Emperor of Mankind somehow linked to the Chaos in general ? (order - chaos dichotomy 'n shit)

he's more linked to the part of the warp before it was trashed by the necrons tbh

Khornites wouldnt be so generic if their color wasn't fucking red.

Some would theorize that Emps is the 5th Chaos god.

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maybe

Well. Chaos gods hate him exactly because he was meddling with the warp powers without paying them respect. And that's why humans are favorite chaos servants. Honestly he's just an extremely powerful immortal mutant psychic and if he ever removed from his shitty chair humanity will lose ability to travel around the warp. So he's as in 41 millennium is not a god but a motherfucking gps. And it doesn't matter if he actually "guides humanity" or "fights with chaos with his mind inside the warp", what matters is that his mind is used for warp transportation. Basically all human systems will be cut off from each others should he ever be removed from the chair or chair somehow breaking apart. This is why all this religious nonsense exists. So nobody would dare to remove gps beacon from its chair by thinking that its a god and shit.

It's implied that he - ahem, He - somehow stole power from the gods to further his own goals. He is probably powerful enough to ward off direct meddling from the Chaos Gods but at the same time Magnus was the second most powerful psyker in the Imperium and look how that turned out.

Wasn't that just a lie from Chaos to fuck with Horus?

Come on, you can do better than that.

Technically, ships should still be able to travel trough the warp, only without the Big E would become a lot more dangerous and imprecise.

Reported for not videogames.

Look at all the trash on the board. You pick this to report? You bumped it anyway, stupid. Why don't you report all of the anime girl shit that doesn't really belong here and wasn't on old Holla Forums. OH yeah you probably like that shit and the masculinity of WH40k triggers the fuck out of you. You'll never be a girl.

Horus goes to the same place Emps went to gain power so I assume it's true in some sense.

I really wish there was a site to get good info on stats from DoW2.
Like when it says you get a buff for everyone when Thule kills a wraithguard for example, it doesnt give anymore information about how much and what you get.

Also if anyone still plays it like I do, max energy on Force Commander first, spamming the shout after you get the last perk removes energy costs on all skills other than ones drain it per second which makes for some really fun gameplay when you invest in energy on your other units so items become energy based instead of limited use.

Warhammer 40k? More like Warhammer 40gay!