4 AM

Went to gamestop and got senran kagura PBS limited edition and raiden 5 limited edition. I dont think my mom likes senran.

Yes

Of course it doesn't.

What games? What weird shit?

Stop shoveling yourself then. When she bitches about it say "its too cold"

Brutal hangover today. Ordered my mp3 player today but it's going to take a week on "2-day shipping". Bullshit. I'm mad.

what manga

i get it

What weird shit?

It was in the thirties here in Texas, no snow tho.

Will you drop it once you see a guy?

Chess

wc2 tides o' darkness monicca

Pun not intended but silent hunter is so fucking complicated i cant play it.

I knew this already

How goes user

Hitoribocchi
How goes besides the hangover

Doubt that would happen

What
How goes

I would, but I know mom's working tomorrow, and my sister never shovels unless she's forced to. So I'm probably gonna be shoveling on my day off, because nobody else is willing to do the work.

I can just make my mom mad by playing senran though.

Get a daki then

Pretty ok, christmas was kinda shit, place I was out was dry and i could get drunk Girl I like said she'd come to me after she leaves her current BF

Does ace of seafood count?

You're very punctual with this shit ritsu. Every day, 4am on the dot.

sup DMX

All I even remember from today is the hangover. That and we're out of fucking shampoo.

Don't count your eggs before they hatch.

There are no subs in Chess.

You're a man tho. So why wouldn't you?

What was the first clue?

Couldnt*

Advanced Wars. To hell with your battleships.

88 Heroes and Lumo for the Switch. Super Lucky's Tale for the Xbone.

They got me a $75 gift card to go take some sort of baking class in a town that's like an hour away because "they thought it'd be fun." Mind you, the most expensive thing on my list was like 40 bucks. Also, I know how to bake bread. I don't do it because it takes too fucking long and too much planning ahead. They swear it's not some front to get me to go to culinary school, but I don't believe them.

I want a real girl. A daki wont cut it.

Who wants autism? Because I've got autism. This is Skirmish Wars: Advance Tactics. It's Advance Wars, but made /tg/, and is therefore awesome.
Also it's in the Vassal Engine, and likely TTS as well, so if you ever wanted to play a digital version of a board game based on a vidya, this exists… As well as the Doom board game and the Dark Souls Board game.

When she said the game was extremely sexist.

What?
How goes:
it goes

What is she waiting on?
Seems gross overall though.

Yeah well I've been doing it for over a year and a half so.
How goes

How goes user

huh?

oh god…is your dad around at least? And why are you playing those games in front of you fam?

shieeeetttt xmas in rehab b wack af monica no chiken no red velvet brownies no fried okra nunna dat watched sum mad nba tho monica

how bout' chu monica

yooo is it da dark souls of bored gaemz ?!

Soon. Got one day of work tomorrow then 5 days off in a row and I'm going to get completely wankered.
Probably Supcom though the subs never really were the main attraction of any game I've played.

No that was Lincoln.

I would not recommend chasing this girl for that reason alone.

It keeps my hair smooth which is how I get all the sexy ladies. If my hair ever ceases to be better than hers my girlfriend will vanish in a puff of smoke, leaving only the faint smell of burnt tuna.

**If I try this, they just cut the power to my room until I do want they want.

This is the excuse she gives at least 80% of the time and it annoys me every time.

Get a real doll :^)

So is it tabletop or a vidya?

s'cool, I went clothing shopping today and wanted to die but other than that had some fun with friends.

Are you a bot?

I meant to piss your mom off

Do the baking class so you can meet girls. That was their intention I bet anyway

What you going to be drinking? I got a bunch of booze money now and don't know what I want to get

Alright, then. Call them lazy bastards.

Alright. I got the weirdest thing today and quite frankly I didn't expect it. A god damned daki with an onahole done up in it because I got told my waifu needs love too.

The one and only

I have a dad. I bought it and im gonna play it. I dont really care anymore, and im trying to learn to stop giving a shit so playing softcore porn infront of my fam would probably help.

Considering that but its too passive to be really offensive

Btw PBS is legit fun. I just wish it had gyro controls like splatoon.

When I had long hair all the girls I dated were max jelly. I kinda miss it sometimes.

Oh right I forgot your mom was psycho

Are they furry too?

Nice always thought that was a good idea. Who the fuck got it for you though

i member when da day afta xmas wuz lyk da busiest shoppin day of da year but nao black friday dun usurped dat ish monica make a nycka feel old mayne

HENNESSY MONICA
or old crow

Is your console in the fucking living room?

It's not the only reason, I generally like her alot, and the feeling is mutual, we both love the same things, and we spend more time together happy then she does with the current

Gonna have to be more specific.

I have a girlfriend already. It makes no sense. Plus it's like an hour away at like 9 AM. I'd have to get work off AND wake up at a reasonable hour.

been there, done that. Didn't change shit, they just start going on about how I don't do shit.

Last new years I woke up cradling a bottle of my beloved.

Yes

Yes.

Honestly, if you want high-detail Souls figurines, it's the best, but in true Souls fashion, the worst part is the rounds leading up to the bosses, which tend to be a slog. Fan-community of players has probably already homebrewed a better version though.

How's that?

Nope. I already told you, no one but 4am knows I dig this shit.

Tell them all the shit you do.

y

We know, user, we always know

How much is those? I only got like 60$ and most of that is baccy money

Yet again, why is she waiting

Oh weird then

Maybe. Don't want to mix stuff though

When are you coming out?

Tried that, didn't change anything.

Pretty good. He just laughs at all the shit that happens in yakuza like the mesuking battles and the catfights.

Apartment. Ironically enough im getting a second ps4. I can play it in my room when it arrives.

His birthday, seems like a cunt thing to do to leave him on his birthday, and I agree

My mom also fucking hates the yakuza games too. I think my mom regrets letting me have a ps4.

Or take the ps4 out there and replace it with the new one.

yes we all know that jesus was a jew

The wife did, mind you she does send me doujins and other random shit because she thinks it makes me happy.

For what purpose

...

black crow lyk 12 bux 4 a half-gally u prolly shouldn't b drinkin hennessy tbh monica

ooo is it actual dark souls license official n shit fammo?

Mine's just long because I'm a lazy twat. She plays with it a lot though,

Never. This is my deepest sin. I have only one friend who I may ever tell this to and that's because he can go to kemoket, comiket, or wonfes and buy me shit.

That's nice.

Too much work. Im just gonna use the living room until the new one comes

Why not.

Holy shit why do you want this cunt

I tried some of that yakuza game. Seems eeehhhh. I "played" for 2 hours. Which was 95% cutscenes.

Does it not make you happy?

I bet its more here. My state has yuge booze tax

Because we've been bestfriends since kindergarten, and I enjoy life again when im with her

I called it black crow in da second post but iz old crow tbh monica muh bad

The games get good when the side stuff comes, which is about 3 hours in. What i recommend doing is playing until you get the business and doing all the side shit until you max that, then finish the story.

I played some flash game once with german nationalists having to navigate the deep sea and there was something about a guy with the illuminati pyramid for a head being a dick, but I didn't get very far.

The fuck

I'm close to start shaving my head. Tired of having to go get it cut places.

Why his birthday though

i pooped and it looked like jesus, just now

DON'T YOU DARE INSINUATE THAT YOUR COLD-BLOODED SAVIOR WAS ANYTHING LESS THAN A FASHION PREDATORY MEAL-WORM MUNCHING REPTILE. HE IS MORE PURE THAN ANY HUMAN COULD HOPE TO BE. LET ALONE A HOOK-NOSED TWAT.

At least I got tomorrow off.

Its not like they're things I don't like. I just don't like it when I get things sent to me randomly for no real reason other than have some stuff. Gifts lose their value when you're getting them on a bi-monthly basis.

From what I've seen about yakuza, it's 99% fucking around, and 1% awesome fights.

If I've learned anything from anime, this means you are doomed to never be with her.

comiket, but for japanese furfags.

I need another haircut, i might get one soon. Not sure how i want my hair. Should i have it cut like kiryu's or keep it the way i have it?

That's too much work for me. I have days where I can't even finish shaving my beard and I end up only half done.

How goes user

Will I actually get to walk around and enjoy 80s nippon? Does it have real open world?

What you gonna do fam

When are you going to drive up and drink with me again?

Are you that one fag that shat solid snake too?

At least you got Rise.

It takes a bit for the plot of Yakuza to start. Tho you have shit taste, so what do I know?

Yes indeedy!

Because it's today, and I'm somewhat friends with him too, feel like it put a major hurt'n on him

Well, good thing this isn't anime, r-right?

Yakuza is 20% story 40% minigames 20% goofy shit and 20% ultra violence

It opens up starting at chapter 5. The atmosphere is amazing

Just enjoy the thought that shes always wanting to make you happy

Oh I know what you meant by it. Thats disgusting

Too much work

Yes

Get an undercut.

I guess.

Wot? you sound like a good friend though

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Would you rather comiket have even more furshit?

1 and 2 are pretty serious.

I wish i had contacts because i would look so good without glasses with how my hair is. I almost look like an early 2000s skater.

Undercut

I'll be the camera-person

I watched some streams and I signed up for a tournament on the 28th.

Hope you are ready to lose this "friend"

I don't really care about comiket. Could have planned my nip trip around it but it sounds miserable

wew

Undercut?*

It still has its fair share like the strip club substory in 1

(checked)
huh? what do you mean?
Nice trips tho.

Oh and the um. Have you played 2 yet?

Yeah, we'll I guess I'll see when the time comes

Have before, it's no loss really, He's kind of an asshole anyway

What kind of tournament?

Im really undecided on a haircut and school is starting. Maybe i'll get one before spring

I havent but i know most of the goofy shit like the be my baby part and the tigers.

I mean I'll record a person defiling another person. Legally.

You should've, it sounds like a better comicon to me. Or at least go to wonfes and see the prototype figs.

Best of luck to you then.

I'm so picky about anime that I only care about figs from a handful of shows anyway

Thanks, user, doubt I'll need it though

w a t

Ok, but why did you reply to me with that?

This was like a week ago she told me, and its after my man

Don't half ass it.

It's for Puyo Puyo. Unfortunately there's no skill based brackets like in the monthlies so I'm probably going to get knocked out real fast.

I dunno there was 1+2 and someone talked about butt sex so I was like hey I have a camera?

I'll probably just visit a few stores, buy some groceries and snacks, and do what I always do. Only now I don't have any real friends I can trust, NEET life is now a pipe dream, and work is becoming more stressful if only because of the threat of getting fired is haunting more than it should, even after my boss said not to let it get to me.

She may not be real, she might not be as good as I'm led to believe, she might not even be best girl, but I still have Rise.

Oh, starting on the first or 2nd im gonna have to go to bed early so no more 4am on mondays through thursdays and saturdays.

Course not, she makes me feel happy, I'll be giving it 100%

Oh, I was thinking something entirely different

some other 4am fox fucker that by some inanely low chance lived just up the road from me would go drink with me a few years back but I moved city.

And that was?

...

Have you diddled her yet?

Ganbatte user, bring home the title for 4am

I still don't get why you stress about getting fired. The job sucks anyway and you have tons of money saved up.

F

dead body stuff tbh

I'll come by when i can and i wont abadon IRC. summer will be less stressful too.

Well I am gonna go to sleep

Odd coincidence.

She's good for a wank, OK?

Definitely no.

In the past yeah, lost my card with her, she did too

what's the last thing you fapped to

Maybe you will make friends while there

Cya next time

Why did you guys not date before?

I would hatefuck her in a heart beat, but dating her is another story

Im gonna try. Maybe i can find a qt arab girl along the way.

Amber is the firs thing that comes to mind. I fap to a lot of things by accident, so I dunno past that.

...

gross

Went to different cities for collage, kinda sucked

only for special occasions

How goes user

So you let the love of your life slip through your fingers just to bone other dudes huh?

Is DDLC worth my time? If it is, can you tell me why? Without spoilers?

Double D LC?

If you havent played it, its like 3 hours long if you're a fast reader. Go in with no spoilers. Any spoilers ruins all of it.

Probably, but who am I stop stop her from her doing what she wants to do with her life?

I've went a whole year now without shaving, feeling pretty comfy.

That one pink hair girl looks cute at least

this
I went in just knowing it was psychological horror and wanted to find out why

i shaved for the apology

Knowing its horror ruins it too. Goddamn i wanna yell at the guy who thought it was a good idea to put that warning at the start.

Did you at least get some poontang in the mean time?

Hows she been handling it anyway since moving back in?

I shave at least 1-2 times a week because It feels like I haven't developed a beard or mustache yet and I come out looking like an unkempt pedophile after a few days.

Yeah, I didn't see it until I went to the steam page for it, so you'll see it there and when you load it up

Yeah, Im not gonna turn it down, but it wasnt anything special

Going well.

Aren't you like 19? I had a full beard long before that. You might never get one fam

Hows her foot game brah?

My moustache is coming in ok, but i dont like it. The beard is alot better and looks just like yakuza 4 kiryu's beard

I am attempting to maintain. Aside from general subtism like GWX and entry level stuff like Crash Dive, Sea Rogue is probably one of my favorites in a genre that doesn't really exist. I can't really think of another where you go wreck huntan.

How goes user

Uh, well we where on the couch once and she just started rubbing my dick through my pants while we watched a movie, I didnt dislike it, its just not my thing

I decided to randomly hop in retail wow on a lvl 19 twink and lo and behold I met my old high school buddy at 4 am, I asked if he had anything planned next week and he said no.
You guys have any suggestions for what to do?

Alright, just trying to keep cool and have a nice holiday for remaining fam.

catch up on old times and see how much he's changed since high school.

Thats funny because thats basically how I got the fetish, random girl at a sleep over as a young lad did that trying to be sly.

Mini golf!

What kind of stuff you guys doing for the holidays?

...

tbh she did it again the other day, and I got really into it, and she just had a smug grin on her face
I dont wanna like this but I feel like its getting to that point

Its too late user. Next thing you know you will only be able to get off by having her used soccs in your mouth

I think she wants you to fuck her

Nothing super special going on, just making up some nice traditional dinners around special days, stuff like schnitzel and stuffed cabbage. Got a fat turkey pie ready to go too. At least it's a nice time of year to have a bunch of comfort food for good reason.

I dont think it will get that far

We did after, kinda just went fuck it and took over

Im heading to bed. Night.

Are you german or something?

TOO LATE

Cya next time user

see you tomorrow.

Night.

FUUUUUUCK, but I'm mainly into the whole dressup n stuff

Submarine titans
RTS but crazy addictive

I'm pretty obvious, I guess.

How do I find a waifu? How will I know when I've found the one?

You don't find them, they find you.

What does she make you wear exactly?

How goes user

I don't know you could be some weird small euro country for all I know.

Open your heart, watch a lot more anime.
And when your heart skips a beat when you think about her.

Its more like what she wears for me

I'm curious as to what you consider good anime.

Dinosaur suits?

Anything with an all girl cast generally. Yuru Yuri, yuyushiki, ichigo mashimaro, k-on, gabriel dropout, new game, non non biyori are some I like.

I'm going to bed. See you guys next thread.

Cya next time fam

Sometimes

Gonna go to bed, night everyone

Cya too user

Night, gonna leave too.

Its been awhile since my last time in a thread. I learned that Ippo got punch drunk and it made me upset, why does everything I like have to go to hell and make me suffer? I have been running my Passthrough setup stable for awhile now so its just getting more comfy and with my new DAC and Shure 840's working perfectly everything sounds great.

My favorite game with subs is Barotrauma

where are my free games wolfspider you faggot?

Hows life been since you last visited user?

Work, College on winter break, went to an anime convention and ended up hanging out with a trap and doing ecstasy along with booze and weed. I fucking hate gays but dude could bant so respect was earned. I kissed three girls, trap was not one because thats gay, and tried to get some aut pussy but nothing happened. Was a fun night though. I dont party but since I was far from home shit went down.

Ohhhhh sounds like a good time. I've always wanted to go to one of those big cons like that at a hotel and everything so I could do that. Only got shitty small ones where I live

Trick is to find one that is in the hotel and stay in the hotel. Its like its own ecosystem for three days and worse case if you are fucked its not hard to get safe. For me the flight was 140, Con Ticket was 40, and Room was 114. I think it was worth the cost for the people I met and the fun I had. I plan on trying cosplay and being more involved since I mostly just hung out and got fucked up. I bought some stuff at the con like figures of Hanekawa and Lupin, getting a laserdisc of Crying Freeman and Urusei Yatsura, and some prints of Trigun, Monster Musume, and Dragon Maid. I put the laserdiscs in frames and they look sexy as fuck.