8CHANMANIA IX:YULE TIME BRAWL

WHERE TO WATCH
cytu.be/r/8chanmania

We're gonna set off the festitives tonight with a bit of a BATTLE ROYALE.
THE MEMES VS THE WASTELAND WANDERS.

8CHANMANIA IX WILL BEGIN IN 10 MINUTES. 9PM EST 8PM CST

Neat i did not know there was a royal rumble walk to the ring style battle

UP FIRST IS MR. HANKEY VS EARTHWORM JIM

MR. HANKEY WIPES THE FLOOR WITH JIM

UP NEXT IT'S JESUS VS SANTA CLAUS, WHO HAS THE STRONGEST MEANING OF CHRISTMAS?!

list of the entries?

I don't like to post them because a lot of people like the surprise.
Gimme a bit.

SANTA FELT THE POWER OF CHRIST AND COULD NOT HANDLE IT.

SUB-ZERO VS GLACIER UP NEXT

1. MR HANKEY
2. JESUS
3. JACK SKLLINGTON
4. XANTA CLAUS
5. SUBZERO
6. Ski Free Yeti.
7. ELSA
8. ICE CREAM
9. JOHN MCCLANE
10. GLACIER
11. SANTA
12. KRAMPUS
13. RUDOLPH
14. GRAPE
15. FROSTY
16. YULE LOG
17. POLAR BEAR
18. VOLGARR
19. CIRNO
20. SNOW JOB
21. CHRISTMAS TREE
22. THE GRINCH
23. PINGU
24. WAMPA
25. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
26. CHRISTMAS CREATURE
27. JACK FROST
28. CYGNUS
29. SCROOGE MCDUCK
30. EARTHWORM JIM
31. HYOGAZAN
32. MYSTERY BOX

SUB ZERO BEATS OUT THE GARBAGE IMITATION
UP NEXT WE GOT ELSA VS CIRNO

Cirno you can do it!

get in here fags

CIRNO PROVES TO BE THE STRONGEST STILL

UP NEXT WE GOT JOHN MCCLANE VS THE SKI FREE YETI!

elsa fucking bled out lol

no

YETI CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
UP NEXT KRAMPUS VS JACK SKELLINGTON

I'd fuck the referee

It would only ever be rape, she belongs to Grape.

KRAMPUS WINS HE'S THE TRUE CHRISTMAS MONSTER
JACK FROST BEATS HIS SON
UP NEXT IS A POLAR BEAR VS A REINDEER

yeah alright i'd do that.

THE BEAR PROVES TO BE THE BEST PREDATOR. Duh.

UP NEXT WE GOT SNOW JOB VS……an ice cream?

YOU'RE AS COLA ICE

SNOW JOB GOT ICED

UP NEXT WE HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE VS A BURNING LOG

A FUCKING TREE PROVES TO BE NO MATCH FOR SOME FIRE
UP WE GOT A PENGUIN MATCH, PINGU VS GRAPE-KUN

...

REVERSE CUCKED

GRAPE WINS WITH THE POWER OF PURE FUCKING LOVE

UP NEXT A VIKING VS A WAMPA

VOLGARR GOT WAMP'D
UP NEXT GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE VS SCROOGE MCDUCK

YOU CAN'T CUCK THE DUCK GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE

UP NEXT CHRISTMAS CREATURE VS THE GRINCH

Grinch got GRINCH'D Christmas Creature Wins

Up Next is CYGNUS VS HYOGAZAN

...

Cammy wears a Blue Christmas sweater. She should get in next year.

It's not pickle rick you fuck

The most boring character fucking wins. Kill me.

UP NEXT WE GOT XANTA CLAUS VS THE FUCKING MYSTERY BOX

IF THIS FUCKING OC DONUT STEEL CHARACTER WINS THE TOURNAMENT I WILL SEND HULK HOGAN AFTER YOU, BROTHER

I QUIT
XANTA BEATS OUT SCOTT STIENER

PRELIMS OVER
MR HANKEY VS JESUS CHRIST

Goddamn it.

Also fuck this blasphemy. Totally jewish shit to show something like this.

JESUS SHOWED THAT SHIT WHOSE BOSS
UP NEXT WE GOT SUBZERO VS CIRNO

CIRNO IS THE TRUE ICE MASTER
UP NEXT WE GOT SKI FREE YETI VS KRAMPUS

Wait, there is?

SKI FREE YETI EATS THE SHIT OUTTA KRAMPUS

UP NEXT IT'S JACK FROST VS A POLAR BEAR

So far, so good

Sounds like you've had a shite Christmas. Care to explain in detail?

BEAR WINS!

UP NEXT A LOG ON FIRE VS AN ICE CREAM CONE

My stomach has been a complete trainwreck for 4 months in a row now, never managed to get a proper check due to College being hell incarnate
Christmas Eve dinner went just fine, except the part when I couldn't finish my steak, now I went to the hospital because I was about to throw up after eating some cookie, and I felt my belly was about to give birth to a Xenomorph

Sage for blogposting

Yeah OP had it running before the tournament started.

Get a diagnosis yet?

APPARENTLY ICE CAN BEAT A LOG ON FIRE

UP NEXT, OH NO POOR GRAPE-KUN. IT'S GRAPE-KUN VS THE FUCKING WAMPA

Still waiting for a proper check, I got a few needles with Hyoscine shoved up my arse, and that was about it
I will have a proper check during this week
Again, sage for blogposting

New Generation Era was a weird time, man

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS MURDER

Rest in peace Grape. We loved you.
UP NEXT SCROOGE MCDUCK VS THE CHRISTMAS CREATURE

Wampa confirmed for mega-heel
R.I.P Grape-kun, your legacy lives on in every single one of us

That's dedication

How do I set it up? I only see the 8 man battle royale.

Would have to ask OP I was surprised too

If you're having difficulty digesting, change your diet my dude. Rather than fight a condition by sticking needles up your ass, just work with it. I had chronic tonsiliths for year, which are these absolutely awful build-ups in your throat that cause bad breath and pass like kidney stones. The only way to dislodge them from the folds in your tonsils are to use picks and scoop it out. There was one time it was so bad it deafened my in my ear. I went to two doctors about it, both recommending me a tonsillectomy. I decided against the surgery and opted to drink a single glass of orange juice every morning and I've never had a problem since.

Remember, wrestling is just staged business.

That was not staged,that was live murder