CHRISTMAS EVE MOTHAFUCKA

IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE CHAN
AUTISTS WERE SHITPOSTING
AND FUCK DUDES I'M REALLY BAD AT RHYMING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
>FAPPAN

AVOIDING FAMILY?
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS

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I'm not feeling very well or particularly christmassy, I went to see my mom today and it turns out she got hurt really bad.

I wanna give your waifu a white christmas, if you know what I mean.

ALONE AGAIN THIS YEAR? WHAT A LOSER!

Had some pizza.

Had some coffee.

A few different games. Seeing which fighting games on Steam look good on sale.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Too late.

Meh. Didn't have a good holiday season, really. Laziness and being sick does that.

Nope. I wish I could most days.

I remember I fapped on Easter.
I'm an awful fucking human being

I forgot to say what I'm playing. I'm playing Siege. I just started. I'm not very good. I can only kill people with a shotgun.

Garlic Chicken
Milk
VTMB Ending, plus Bioshock 2 replay.
The Holy Bible
Nothing
Not tonight
Suicidal

Why does Christmas this year feel so much worse than any other year so far? Fucking Hell, the older you get, the worse things get.

I fucking hate you all.

chocolate
tea
Paper Mario, might play Animal Crossing
Xmas threads
twitch streams
anime tits
noice

PIZZA
BEER
TINY METAL
FUCK BOOKS
WWF
ABSOLUTELY
WAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOO

Pork
Cider
Cuphead, I hate it but I need to complete it if I want to shit on it rightfully
Drawing books
Fireworks later
Nope
Meh, I kind of feel nothing at all.

Hambagu
Water
DaS1
Hentai
Grand Tour
>FAPPAN
Aras and my trap waifu
Kampfy

Christmas sweets and am thinking about making good dinner for fam.
Milk
Mugen, KSP
Wheel of Time, etc.
Nothing, anime season is pretty shit and next one will be too. (A few gems, but not many.)
>FAPPAN
Not on this holy holiday. In two days, probably.
I feel the holidays.
I just wrapped gifts for my family and sent them off, how about you anons?
Are you anons getting a snowy Christmas this year? I am.

peanut m&ms
water
xcom?
havent read for years
nothing
thats not something you should be doing
BLOATED

its 2pm christmas is long over silly Holla Forums

HAHAHA IM FUCKING DYING, ITS DAMN HOT MATE.

That's a logical fallacy, user. You have a husbando.

TOO MUCH
WHISKEY AND STILL BURNING MY THROAT SINCE I'M NOT USED TO IT HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS I DONT KNOW
SPITTING POOR PEOPLE AND NOBLES ALIKE TO MY SWORD IN MOUNTAIN BLADE
READING IS FOR SOFT HANDED NOBLES WHO NEVER HELD A SWORD IN THEIR LIVES
MY ENEMIES BE CRUSHED
RIGHT NOW
PRETTY GOOD MAN

AVOIDING FAMILY?
Nah.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
FUCK YOU TOO, OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Toast for breakfast, otherwise i'm saving room for Christmas lunch.
Tea and no doubt bulk soft drink later.
Blazblue Chronophantasma Extend! Getting in some Christmas punches before the big family event.
Holla Forums and Holla Forums
Nothing now, Stargate Atlantis later.
Nothing right now.
Pretty good! My gout flare up has gone down and I got some nice stuff for Christmas.

BAZINGA

i fucking hate christmas so much

BLOW IT OUT YOUR A S S

dumbass

Whiskey is pretty meh though.
Cherries.
Water.
Dark Souls 3 and Battlefield 4 bls no bulli
This thread.
KOTOR LP by Two Best Friends. Hey at least Matt's not there.
I shouldn't. I've been tired and fapped yesterday and today.
Tired.

mark bumplocked that one.

Rice & Turkey
Beer, coffee, hard soda
Nothing. I kind of want to play through pokemon gen 2 randomized, but I just kinda wanna lie still. My shoulder hurts like fuck from all those high brass 12 gauge shells I was firing
Idiots streaming Dark Souls blind
Amy Sorel. She is like half of my fetishes.
Sore for the above reasons.
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

makes ya wonder. . . .if mark is OP?

Roast beef, green beans, and potatoes
Peanut brittle for dessert
Water
Dragon's Dogma
Work related stuff later, possibly.
Game Sack
milfs
Meh. Anxious about a job interview this week and another job opportunity that may or may not pan out.
Nope I moved back in after losing my last job.

Chicken and rice.
Iced coke.
Replaying Tales of Vesperia PS3 now that I've got a PS3 capable of running CFW. Not looking forward to fighting pic related and his Mystic Arte spam soon.
Threads.
Been watching Yu Yu Hakusho, but might be taking a break for a night or two.
Alright.

I WAS LURED IN BY PROMISE OF MANY PLEASANT SMELLS AND TASTES BUT IT SEEMS ALCOHOL HAS A DIFFERENT PLAN AND TELLS ME TO FUCK OFF.

Though this can pretty much be considered my first proper try at alcohol so this was to be expected. How people can get these crazy smells and tastes out of them is beyond me though. I feel like a prank has been played on me.

you have to get addicted to it first. ingesting alcohol has to be a pleasure. it's the same with nicotine.

Stick to beer

salmon and ham because christmas
coke and red wine
nothing rn
already did
hyped for new year

Alcohol is degenerate and for faggots.

Put the smallest possible splash of water in a double shot in a glass. What you think is too small of a splash is in reality too big.

try to not drink until you pass out next time

Just giving user advice that alcohol may not be for him. Drunks are basically niggers.

That seems questionable. Accustomed maybe.


If that were the case you'd be too drunk to make that post.


Maybe I've been using too much water then. I've tried it both straight and with water, but water only made it burn less. Nothing about "releasing aromas" or something like that.

true but drinking alone or around other drunk people is a good way to not be bothered by it

Some kind of soup, I don't know what the fuck is. It's mildly spicy.
A beer that tastes too much like apple cider vinegar for my tastes
I don't know yet
Nothing
Nothing
Nah
Eh, I waver between embittered hatred of everything and some kind of apathy that gives way to emptiness. If I could get rid of one thing about being human, I think I'd get rid of my emotions, because fuck that.

Merry Christmas anons

croque-monsieur
Vodka and juice
Killing Floor 2
maybe some Jedi Academy with Holla Forums
Holla Forums
The Shield
I was listening to the soundtrack of Black Sails and I want to rewatch the show.
Natalie Mars
meh

Lots of candy and cake
Rum, whiskey and beer
Erping in Conan exiles
Fucking nothing
nothing at the moment really
Only if erping counts as fapping
Another lonely year for my lonely self.

Avoiding family? Hell yes, I'm a huge disappointment for them! Only thing I can do is hide…

go be a productive member of society somewhere else ya fuckin' loser

I'll probably eat a can of beans because the food that my family cooked is garbage
Green tea
FTL
Nothing
Nichijou and maybe Jingle All the Way
Rubbed one out in the shower earlier
Bored, tired, and cold. I just want the day to end but it's too early to go to bed. I've had to ruin my comfy nocturnal schedule because people will get mad if I wake up at 6PM on Christmas.

Had a small lasagna for dinner.
coffee mixed with hot chocolate. It's pretty nice
Dunno. I'm gonna put together a list of GBA/DS games to play while Nintendo is pretending to try and fix my 3ds again. It's going to take about a month probably. I figure I can replay Radiant Historia, and maybe do an ironman run of Fire Emblem 7 or 8.
Nope
Old speedruns
Already did, twice. Might try for one more before midnight.
Like I don't want to get out of bed tomorrow.

Had a piece of spice cake
and a glass of milk.
Nothing. I feel too shitty, and forcing myself to play a game will make me feel worse.
Stories about people who died and were reincarnated in a fantasy world.
Nothing, it's all shit.
No.
Miserable.
Told them that any living thing that comes within fifteen feet of me will become a formerly-living thing.

Listen up, princess, you're gonna need to get yourself a chaser. Some will advocate for sodas, while others will tell you that a less potent form of some girly faggot alcohol, like hard lemonade, will suffice. Honestly, you should chase your shots with something that you enjoy on its own (as long as you're not in a public place and you're worried about being called a faggot). Anything works, but preferably something strong, like hot chocolate or coffee.

Eventually, you'll learn to love the taste and feeling of alcohol by itself. Don't drink too much on your first try, five shots at max within a 45 minute period, then you can decide if you're ready for more.

If you can't drink whiskey then you should try stallion milk.

Like a fucking king

12 year old ruby port

Nier:A - Playan for the first time and about to start the [D] route. This shit is a masterpiece. Managed to avoid spoilers this whole time and NOPEing the fuck out of this thread afterwards just in case.

Mein kampf. Not even memeing. It's a good book.

Discworld: Hogfather

Broke NoFap for the holidays. Oops. Stupid sexy redheads.

Maximum /comfy/. Embed related

Good whiskey (or any hard liquor straight) is an acquired taste. Take small sips and really taste it, if you're gonna end up liking it you will, otherwise stick to beer.
Momma made lobster tails and scallops. Fucking delicious.
Guinness. It's never as good when it's bottled but I'm not complaining.
Xanadu Next
Holla Forums
Christmas Chip Chipperson Podacast
maybe later
Pretty comfy

Guess I'll just use the one I posted in the gutted thread, thanks mark

L4D2 somehow I can't get into any other games right now
Deadwood and some seasonal nippon stuff
The Builders and The Butchers
The Stand
Boar back
Some BlueRay Sets for shows
Unless I somehow develop Thief tier sneakyness, no
Terrible

Merry Christmas you lovable fucks

Good idea. Thanks m8.

Do people still play that in current year?

Just had christmas dinner with my dad, we had a good old steak
Beer
Alien Swarm, WWF No Mercy
MOTHERFUCKING MOTORHEAD
R.I.P Lemmy, forever in our hearts
Your shitposting
8chanmania
Not for the moment
As happy as I can be, having a good time with my dad and that's all I can ask for
Merry XMas Holla Forums, this has been a crazy year

Is Samual Hideo back on twatter yet?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

I'M EATING SOME FUCKING CHILI AND BANANA PUDDING
FUCKING WHISKEY
GONNA PLAY R6:SIEGE WITH SOME NIGGERS AND THEN PLAY SOME XENOBLADE CHRONICLES
SCIPIO AFRICANUS: GREATER THAN NAPOLEON
GOOOOOOD
AVOIDING FAMILY?
OF COURSH
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO

No, he's on gab now but not posting or retweeting (?) nearly as much.
gab.ai/hillaryclinton

Turkey, Wild Rice, Potato.
Coffee.
Elite Dangerous.
Hans Herman Hoppe.
Jormungand!
Straight shota!
Pretty good!

Leftovers
Asahi
PoFV and losing bad.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Its too early for that
Sublime.

nothing
offbrand cola
Blazblue Central Fiction or probably something from the backlog. BB's kinda pissing me off right now.
nothing
random shit on youtube
that comes later
depressed. family outright said I'm not getting shit this year. I didn't even expect anything for christmas anymore anyway.

Just had a turkey sandwich with pepperjack, trying to not spoil my appetite since the Christmas dinner is tomorrow
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
GTA Vice City
The Complete History of WW I+II
Random shit
I'm saving my inner energies for some other day
A+ Comfy, Merry Christmas you faggots.

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A couple varieties of bean.
Coconut rum in excess.
Daggerfall
Holla Forums ofc
Nothing.
Horse porn
Like I wish it weren't Christmas Eve.
Completely.

U had cookies earlier, that's all for me.

Choco milk.

Maybe some Kingdom Hearts 2 tonight to get into maximum comfy territory.

Not tonight.

Some animu.

Not tonight.

Very, very good.

Merry Christmas Holla Forums.

my wife left me, my dad died, and my house burnt down all this last week
why am I still here? just to suffer?

Picture related
Merry Christmas fellas.
Tell the ones you love them before it's too late.

WATER
UT PRE-ALPHA
SALT

Had my sister's shitty vegan dinner cause she cooked for the family

Eggnog

Warframe, need them acolyte mods

nothing

Might watch a movie tonight. Saw the thing yesterday, any recommendations for something like that? Directed by john carpenter too?

Dunno

alright. My family can't discuss shit without getting heated about it though, and it's real annoying.

Don't worry Brendan, things will get better.

are you a the sims character?

Ate some roast pork at a family gettogether, it was pretty good.
Beer and Coke later!
Xmas Shooting: Scramble, Yakuza Kiwami, RE4
BNHA, might get to finishing MP100 since it's finished.
I've got some episodes of Cardcaptor Sakura to watch, maybe later though.
Finished REmake recently, so it's Jill Valentine.
Great. It's been like a year and a half since I came here again, and it feels like I'm home again. Merry Christmas, you fucking autists.

Thanks for hitting me up fam

ALL MY RICHFAG FRIENDS ARE TALKING ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH FAMILY AND GETTING COOL SHIT WHILE I'M POOR AND CAN'T LOOK AT MY PARENTS IN THE EYE

chill go eat trash

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An entire advent calendar I forgot about
Water
Gaylo Reach with a bunch of friends
Nothing
Kung Fu Panda
MERRY AND BRIGHT

It's Christmas Day here.
No, but they're all away except for me and one other.

For Christmas lunch I made BBQ Honey ribs with a nice spicy rub on it, served up with mash potato.

Christmas dinner is turkey with (homemade) gravy, (homemade) dinner rolls, steamed vegies, and potato gratins. Chased by homemade trifle.

Water. Might pop over to the gas station and pick up some soda.

Nothing.

Ancient Greek/Roman recipes.

Mobile Police Patlabor. I want to check out Heavy Metal L-Gaim later.

Etuzan Jakusui.

Aight. Heat's annoying.

Gourme sabse.
Water like anyone else who cares about their health.
Max Payne.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nofap.
Shitty as always.

How is it.

Meatloaf motherfucker
Pineapple juice
My younger brother wants me to play CoD with so w/e
Nothing much ATM, I might get some books for christmas
Home Alone with my family

Ate lots of ribeye and broccoli
Gross coffee
Jackbox Pack 3 with my normalfag in-laws. Kill me now, their senses of humor are shite.
Always the whole of this thread, before posting.
Some guy told me to watch some animus, like Devilman or something like that. Gonna watch later.
No need.
Not a kike, sand nigger, or atheist, just don't care about this commercial holiday. Also, I miss my cat and wish I could gas all non-Whites in order to bring him back.

im 116 hours into persona 3 fes im only on the first half of the game

I thought that I was at the end of the game at 109 hours in but no

I'm also listening to the world war Z audio book while grinding holy shit it's SO much better then the movie. its like a history channel doc. random people telling their stories

Ate pizza and cake earlier today
Sweet tea/water
Nothing atm
Holla Forums, twitter
Holla Forums, twitter
I cant fap after i went to my neices birthday party today
Okay, I need to learn how to invest in stocks since I got some money for christmas. I also need to get a job.
Is it still okay to buy bitcoin?

It's a Pagan Celebration of having survived the harsh winter and going into the light again where people get a tree inside their house with lots of lights and give each other presents

Fuck you for being a rootless faggot

depends what kind of whiskey it is. start with a bourbon as they tend to be fairly sweet tasting and usually have nice apple and spice flavors, or try a lowland or speyside scotch as they are very smooth and have light fruity flavours. cheap whiskey is like cheap beer, it probably doesnt taste good but it gets the job done
pic related is a nice bourbon

Lotta fun. Any fan of advance wars should consider a yar har

The clock has struck 12 on the East Coast.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANONS

Christmas cookies and sheeit
Eggnog I helped my grandfather make
Nothing but I logged into RS3 earlier for advent shit.
The Two Towers
Some Hallmark shit
Thicc
Pretty comfy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Nothing at the moment I plan on going to sleep, but my Christmas dinner will be a regular meal.
Water I guess.
Was playing men of war assault squad 2 with some guys I only met just recently, it's pretty chill.
Shitposts
YouTube
Nah Maybe later though
Indifferent. When it reached 12 am and it turned Christmas, there was a flickering of excitement, but nothing substantial.

I've been busy sorting out my room for next year for if/when I move for work/other reasons. Upon that basis, I suppose you could say that this is true.

I also wanted to see what Christmas would be like alone. It does feel nice to have this space, and not feeling forced to partake in any forced shenanigans.

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I have no family to celebrate christmas with.
As in everyone but my parents is dead, and I wish everyone but my parents was alive.

Buy Monero. One whole XMR is only $60, last I checked.

I would like it better if all my family died, but nope. those fuckers are still alive.

Food.
Drink.
Game.
Book I got.
Fire.
Christmas music.
Peaceful.
Nah, but I felt it was a good idea to wish you guys have a good day on Christmas.

Just finished some Christmas cookies
Beer, wishing I'd bought bourbon
Comfy crafting in Atelier Sophie
Nothing right now, just finished Helck
Probably some Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou before bed
Nothing, feeling too good
Relaxed.

Nah, going to visit tomorrow.

Go to hell you pagan shitebag, I'm never going to respect your Babylonian-inspired heathen ways. This isn't Christ's birthday, and He wouldn't want it celebrated anyway.

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Go back to reddit, don't even bother lurking here

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What time is it in israhell, Hymie? Sorry I'm not filling your coffers.

I have same opinion on normalfagmas as you user. But i don't think Christ would appreciate you "gassing all non-whites" either. Just don't expect pharisees from (((>>>/christian/))) to back down on anything. Stuff is pretty round up nowadays towards american conservatism here, and i only celebrate new year. There's two levels of heresy here, one level is them celebrating pagan holiday within ranks of holiday of Jesus birth, when kikes and merchants together sell commercial stuff for christmas and gain doth from people buying presents, and the other level of heresy is that there's no need to celebrate Jesus birth in the first place. I want also to mention how Santa replaces Jesus for those children wishing presents, and believe in elves working for him like angels, somewhere on "north pole", unreachable place like heavens, another false messiah just like general catholic idolatry to everybody but Jesus.
And as you can see mostly richfags and highly materialistic people craving for such holiday because they are addicted to replacing of actual spiritual belief into religious systems and shiny celebration of idolatry and falsehoods. It basically replaces their faith with materialism and beauty in their eyes. Merchants on other hand gain from people on those holidays, so its not going anywhere, neither as a political tool nor a commercial brand. Just look after yourself first, all this degeneracy will go away later.

Ah yes, forgot to remove my shitty flag, but oh well.

An apple
Red bush tea
About to start up ELEX
Drawing magazines.
Speed gaming vods as background noise
To your MOTHER
Cheerful.

One of the dogs is enjoying her christmas bone. I'm cozy on the sofa and I've got loads of new model kits to build and games to play.

Merry Christmas one and all.

nothing. Christmas has already made me fat
coffee
okami
nothing
Umaru
I had a dream I had gay sex with a NEET
tired

jalapeno poppers, tacos– all homemade just like the natural gas emitting from all ends of my being
ginger ale to settle the rumble above my jungle
Kingdom Rush Frontiers so I can rage on Christmas eve
nothing
Assange's twitter page disappear
should take a break for Jesus tonight
better than my relatives cat who is having seizures more than usual

Non-Whites are a corruption of creation and will be cast into fire as tares.
Honestly, I'd love it if this were a legitimate Christian celebration, considering how much it seemingly pisses off kikes and sand niggers, but it's not, never has been, and never will be.
Have a good day anyway White anons, but don't expect me to buy into and subsequently support (((Catholic))) poison because they renamed something pagan and called it Christian.

I recommend you to pray to Jesus for understanding, and get into reading bible seriously.

The truth is that by all means hatred towards kin of other nations is anti-christian. You may be aware of cruelty of various nations, and their degenerate customs, but you can't hate them, or advertise against the born again saints living among them, like unworthy, especially if they live in persecution exactly because of those nation's heretical customs or believes.

I have a concordance that I use for daily study, and do take my faith and theological position very seriously; even if I were to find that I am not wholly White, my position on Scripture wouldn't change. Not looking to go offtopic further.

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Theology is mother of all heresies, a cup of Babylon whore. Think about it, first it was separated from philosophy by pagans to practice logical worship of their gods, then it was fully practiced by catholics/orthodoxes and went into protestantism like its something good to have. Neither Jesus nor his apostles taught this way of thinking, asking Holy Spirit instead, but not focusing on human studies or various science-like/philosophy-like positions theology combines. Its all part of religious system to keep heretics in check before the devil, not to have conversation with God, but to abide to human logic, trying to understand God by human standards.

turkey
water
arma
panzer leader
cops
( ° ʖ °)
good
no

That night 4a9c66 was to be visited by 3 ghosts
Ghost of Christmas yet to come is Bui

Yeah, quite a lot actually with some autism versus action

Lots of meat and sweets
I'm not sure. I can't consume alcohol because my liver is still healing from an operation 2 weeks ago. I'll probably;y just drink some water
Katawa Shoujo and some men of war
Holla Forums and /r9k/ threads
I feel like watching some Christmas animu. You lads have any good suggestions?
No fappan starting from today. I want to wait until the first day of 2018. I'll get my release then.
I don't know man, I should be feeling pretty comfy but I'm forced to attend to a shitty family gathering and later on go to a friend's party too. Hopefully parties aren't as bad as /r9k/ says they are. Never been in one before.

Homemade smoked chicken with mayo, pineapple and corn.
Cheap soda.
Dwarf Fortress
Konosuba's 12th volume.
K-On! A nice SOL I missed when it was new.
Fetish doujinshi, what else?
Indifferent

second day of christmas
gravlax and leftovers
juice
5089, i think i'm the only person who actually likes this game
na man
na man
cave story
still hyped for new year
i embrace the family, i am the family

Don't worry, comfortable richfags who know nothing about saturated-civilization-collapse prepping ain't gonna make it.

does anyone have the christmas hat templates?

Here you go.

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as if a abybody poorfag without any skills would make it instead

fucking one of the shows of the last century, amirite?

Norwegian Christmas ribs. Pork ribs, gravy, green peas, carrots, potatoes and sauerkraut. Absolutely delicious! A lot of homemade gingerbread as well, pic related.
Coffee, beer, red wine and aquavit. The burning feeling of aquavit fits really well with Christmas food.
Syphon filter 2, just finished the first one. Advance wars 2 as well.
Dance in the vampire bund
Watched Love actually together with my family.
I am abstaining while visiting my parents.
I am okay. Tired. Decorated the Christmas tree with my brother the 23rd.

Abybody?
Also, cool projection.

from all the trees you could have gotten you chose that one

Charlie brown prize tree

t. dutch-irish mutt

Only 6 more months before I get to visit Norway again. Fucking beautiful country.

It was growing in our backyard. We usually visit this log cabin area to steal a tree from this privately owned property. It is usually a Christmas tradition.

lol nice tradition dude

I'm not sure whether that tree is cute or pitiful.


Yea well surely you've gotten accustomed to drinking alcohol before that. If not then I'm impressed.

Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with gravy


Shandy (look it up)


World of Warships and Classic ROTT (God Rest Ye, Deadly Gentlemen best Easter egg evar)


The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries (Maxim #37: "There is no such thing as 'overkill'; there is only 'open fire' and 'reload'.)


DIE HARD OF COURSE, IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS UNTIL HANS GRUBER GETS CHUCKED OFF THE TOP OF NAKATOMI PLAZA

>FAPPAN

That would be telling.


Like I just coughed up a chunk of my lungs, fuck these seasonal colds. Ah well, at least I'll be good until next winter.

Christmas turkey
Christmas water
Christmas games
Christmas Holla Forums
Christmas jewtube
Christmas nothing
Happy H. Christmas

As white as freshly fallen snow

It was a breddy gud christmas