Take the test Holla Forums I wanna see how you do

Your test is a shit

Kek, it said I'm a Nationalist Liberal (not true btw).

"Right-Leaning Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Reactionary "

Sure, why not.

American political test

people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

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basically just Republican or Democrat

fixed that for you

oops

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I want commie pussy

jesus christ moar also suace

Full pic.

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Like it?

Meh, im not into forcefull sec like that.

I actually am in the red area and I am actually slightly masochistic myself, so the chart is scarily accurate.

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I'm about dead center in the green

Almost everyone is.

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git gud

You are a: Socialist Anarchist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: 0%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

Well that's fine with me!

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Ayy thanks, I made it.

Aqua is a bitch. still kinda like her tho

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lmao

posting my actual result and some maymays

wtf I love aqua now

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The stache truly has no sense of self-awareness lmfao

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Is this a fancy way of saying "communist, but we don't have communists in burgerland"?

Why are these tests such a meme, when they're so obviously useless?

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Idk, m8. I perceive myself as much more authoritarian than that, it seems the test needs more questions.

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normalfag

user, i… i have some news for you

extremely shit test

Commie boypussy objectively best pussy

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goddamn this kid is retarded…

Not far off. Their definition for liberalism is kind of wonky, though:

lol fucking wut?

It's futas fucking guys, if you didn't notice

RIP

wh-whaat?

I think you misunderstand my bewilderment.

This test is fucking retarded.

Come on, man, Barron looks like a mini Lenin after his first stroke

Shitler privatized banks and sucked corporate dick, tho

Communist Pro-Government Multilateralist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
I'm okay with this. Not very happy about my 'liberalism' score, it should be called something like social liberty or something.
Just don't call me a liberal because I'm not a dick.

I hate this test.

Shitty test, came out socialist at least. Can't tell why they claim the test is 5 dimensional though.

You are a: Socialist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Humanist Progressive
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 67%

Explanation key:

Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention.

Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power.

Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty.

Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism.

Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.

is it even possible to get into the red quadrant unless you have gays and minorities?

Because it tries to measure along the 5 axes you just posted. Are you dense?

Compass from 2013 and one from today. I think that most of that move is Holla Forums's doing.

Wow file names got fucked up

Adding more dimensions doesn't make it less spooky. It's the concept itself that makes a spectrum completely unsuited to describing politics. This test is also very insistent on how smart the creator is.

I'm pretty sure my racist uncle called me that once

lel

Not really, the test equates social conservatism with authoritarianism, which is only true in some cases

Socialism in One Country, comrade.

You are a: Communist Authoritarian Isolationist Nationalist Progressive

Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: 50%

I'm fine with this

This is why nobody likes you, tankies.

t. butthurt anarchist

Market socialist.

even worse

y tho

Literally all of them are trash

congrats neo liberal capitalist scum, you just won a free trip to Siberia

This is the only test that matters.

SEIZE

First is from July 9, 2015.

Second is from June 10, 2016.

Already been perfected in a thread a month ago

t-thanks leftypol

i've been stuck here for 3 years now

Your Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -6.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.41

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Behold, commucucks

pls don't lynch/gulag me

You are a: Left-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: 17%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 100%

fucking 100% liberalism

what does this mean for me guys?

IDK that this test is very accurate; I think I'm farther left and a bit more authoritarian

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I'm not exactly sure what to call myself.

collectivist probably

Strange.
I'm not a stalinist and i'm critical of all governments.

Collectivism is an anarchist school of thought

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collectivist_anarchism

"Communist Anti-Government World-Federalist Bleeding-Heart Libertine"

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Ouch

Roast me

Ancoms are lewd.

I am a filthy degenerate, that's why the state needs to go.

politicaltest.net/en
I still havent found a test better than this one.

Oh yah, that test is broken, you have to use this one. beta.politicaltest.net/en/test/normal/

No, it's trash. It thinks I'm a social democrat.

it's shit
it's all shit

That's because you're a pacifist pussy.

My political orientation is this:

now thats what I call autism

check em boy!!!!!!

Witnessed

You are a: Socialist Non-Interventionist Cosmopolitan Moderate
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: 0%

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both of these are right tho

I'm a good leftist

Don't necessarily disagree tbqh.

i think the nationalist part is because I'm against intervention and immigration.

According to this, I'm a Democratic Socialist. Which seems accurate to me.

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Ah, I see. Libertarian Socialist. I actually had this result on another political compass test called spekr. I just never considered myself "libertarian" because in all honesty I think liberalism is selfish and leads to neoliberalism. But I guess it's different.

You are a: Socialist Authoritarian World-Federalist Nationalist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: 100%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: -17%

You are a: Communist Anti-Government World-Federalist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: 100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

Time to print this out on a t-shirt

You are a: Communist Libertarian Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

I think I broke it

You are a: Left-Leaning Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Progressive
Collectivism score: 17%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 50%

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Being just right between authoritarian and libertarian left doesn't help me at all.

I'm the same

I favour harsh measures in some regards, especially towards religion and drugs, but regarding things like privacy and Stalinist style secret polices, I'm very anarchistic

You are a: Socialist Anarchist Cosmopolitan Progressive
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: 0%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 67%

Interesting.

It's shit too. Every political test is shit because they all make assumptions they shouldn't make. Like this one for example, a ton of questions relating to the state when I don't even want a state.

Communist Anti-Government World-Federalist Bleeding-Heart Traditionalist

or this one
I don't want anybody to have an income that hasn't been earned through their own work at all, no need for taxes

fuck yourself you stupid test

fuck i was worried about turning into centrist…

You are a: Socialist Isolationist Bleeding-Heart Moderate

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: -83%
Liberalism score: 0%

Why the fuck is my internationalism score that low? If I oppose foreign wars it's because I support internationalism. Shit test OP

or not OP. shit I'm stupid

beta.politicaltest.net/en/test/test-result/319/
Looks like not liking mass surveillance and not being a complete moralfag makes me a democrat

Socialist Anti-Government Interventionist Cosmopolitan Libertine

Communist Anti-Government Interventionist Humanist Libertine

Left-Leaning Anti-Government Isolationist Ultranationalist Traditionalist

anyway, top left for me on this

Text is cringe.
Can I get the no text version of that?

MLP should be on the right

I've taken this test so often but can't even finish it any more, it's just so SHIT. Just fucking full of loaded bullshit.

It's fitting because Kazuma is the only level-headed and intelligent one.

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And you are still a Nazbol?

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The questions are loaded and stupid. Tried to answer it anways but you can hardly give a correct answer.
Communist Pro-Government Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Liberal
Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 33%

The "internationalism" in this test is more something along the line of liberal globalism, and an alex-jones-level charicature of it on top.

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that test is shit stop spreading it

these tests are shit. i'm neither a socialist nor a believer in democracy

inb4 men pretending to be women

You are a: Socialist Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

wew

Are you sure you're not a Nazbol?

This

cuck

There is nothing wrong wind handjobs.

any more tests?

nice spooks

You are a: Communist Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist

Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -17%

I indentify as a libertarian

I'm a 34 year old leftist virgin.

Why is it so hard for us leftist to get girlfriends?

What's wrong with us?

Feels bad man.

It's not. You're a virgin because you're on Holla Forums, not because you're a leftist.

Am I retarded?

I'm in a committed relationship.

No, he's on Holla Forums because he is virgin, not the other way around.

Everyone who has at least some quality standarts for women will be left over as virgin. Especially with class consciousness you get to see how easy women become slaves of capitalism, constant consumerists and listeners to all advertisements and best buy options. Women adore capitalism for treating them as queens, so they married it and cherish their husbands less than government and shopping. So they become whores just to get more money to waste as soon as the man they are with right now is drained out.
Notice how even feminists who think they are "equal" to men are also consumerists to the core, flash around with their iphones and have new hair dye, new piercing and new tattoo each week.
Better be left a virgin than have a terrible life draining life with a woman married to capitalism.

Let's just say it's a mutual exchange. Judging from the rest of your post though I can see why you wouldn't think so.

Hey James, hows life.

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Socialist Anti-Government World-Federalist Humanist Moderate

Was I the true tankie all along?

And nuke me while we're at it.

Also.
You are a: Socialist Anti-Government Multilateralist Humanist Libertine
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: 50%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 83%

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Cosmopolitan TraditionalistCollectivism score: -33%Authoritarianism score: -17%Internationalism score: -17%Tribalism score: -17%Liberalism score: -33%Explanation key: Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention. Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power. Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty. Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism. Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.

negative???

removed all 'maybe' and got this
You are a: Right-Leaning Non-Interventionist ModerateCollectivism score: -33%Authoritarianism score: 0%Internationalism score: -33%Tribalism score: 0%Liberalism score: 0%Explanation key: Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention. Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power. Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty. Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism. Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.

what is this

Don't know how accurate this is. I like one from each quadrant.

Same, give or take a year. I'm volcel though but it's nice to know there's a fellow wizzie here (unless this was just a Holla Forums false flag)

the left is infected with normalfags

you make it sound like it's a bad thing
if it wasn't we'd end up like Holla Forums lmao

I am actually wondering, based on my chart, are there any decent american political parties that I should consider joining? I don't give a shit about social issues like drugs and marriage, I just think people should be able to do what they want as you can see, so preferably it would just a libertarian socialist party that isn't full-blown reddit-tier.

Hey, at least it's not "moderate" capitalist ideologies (faux-leftism, liberalism, social democracy, etc) where it's nothing but normies, mostly because normies are extremely prone to succumbing to bourgeois propaganda.

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join your local communist party

my little pony should be on the right bottom side as well

(Me)

Left-Leaning Anti-Government Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Traditionalist

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You are a: Socialist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart ProgressiveCollectivism score: 67%Authoritarianism score: -67%Internationalism score: -33%Tribalism score: -100%Liberalism score: 67%

I am also

Can i still be an islamig gommunist

also this is a terrible test

Be an anargo islamig gommunist

Newfag leftist obsession with wearing political spectrum tests like badges of honor is unbecoming and foolish. "I'm an ancom" "i'm an egoist" "i'm a market socialist" no you're a fucking LARP'ing fag who transplanted the exact same identity shopping sociopathic behavior of a capitalist consumer to the realm of ideology and philosophy. You're a lame, a copy of a copy of a copy, an intellectual homunculi being piloted by the will of some dead intellectual or political movement.

Leftism needs new blood, new ideology, new players.

Join the Libertarian Party and bring down the military industrial complex, if the Greens and the Yellows made a coalition last election they'd get enough votes to join the debates.
It's pretty simple instead of:
you
and bam, you've got yourself a LibGreen platform that everyone can get behind.
Switzerland actually have a Left-wing and a Right-Wing Green Party.

Also

I don't want to be a smashie until the time comes. But when it does, I'm gonna make a mud hut in the forest and use bourg heads for the bricks.

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But I like the gub'mit!

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well, he's pointing that way, so it must be right!

Lol I would never ever tripfag

Stirnerfags doing this while talking about muh spooks is the most hilarious shit.

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Forgot the thingy

You are a: Socialist Anti-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -83%
Liberalism score: 100%

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All these test are such bullshit:

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -83%

so I guess I should read ancom shit huh? recs? nothing too dense preferably

speak for yourself i have a passionate relationship with a qt

What do you think about this test :
filteries.com/politics

Not really possible

Youre looking for this guy, not Hitler

Nice libturd maymay.

Shit test

Socialist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Progressive

You are a: Communist Multilateralist Humanist Liberal

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: 50%
Tribalism score: -50%
Liberalism score: 17%

How can I be communist and liberal at the same time?

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Even more spooked than the rest of them

Can someone fix this?
The guy who made it had clearly no idea what the difference between green and purple was.

You are a: Communist Pro-Government Isolationist Humanist Moderate

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 0%

Explanation key:

Collectivism refers economic intervention, whether the society or state should intervene in the economy to redistribute wealth from the more to the less successful. The negative percentages indicate opposition to such intervention.

Authoritarianism refers to state power to control the actions of individuals to prevent them from harming others or themselves, and also to establish the will of the majority over society. Negative percentages indicate opposition to state power.

Internationalism refers to political involvement in other nations or global affairs, either via war, treaty or international organizations. Negative percentages indicate isolationist beliefs, and the belief in national sovereignty.

Tribalism refers to identity or nationalism, favoring your own nation over foreigners. Negative percentages indicate opposition to national or ethnic identity and oriented towards pan-humanism.

Liberalism refers to acceptance of historically illegal or immoral social practices or customs. Negative percentages indicate opposition to such acceptance.

put Radiohead next to Nirvana

How is Pink Floyd right-wing?
I've seen AnCaps with Pink Floyd shirts, but I've never found anything Right-Wing in their music.

"Communist Pro-Government Multilateralist Bleeding-Heart Libertine"

Not far off, but it is a shitty test

Both got my left-right social issues things spot on, but the Compass put me as a strong libertarian and the 5D Chess puts me as highly pro-government

It's like it knows me

so basically a M-L

cuckoldry should be top right

The test is pretty shit, most of the questions are formulated in a way that pushes you towards the green side, they are often loaded in some way. I've taken it a few times through the years and I've been moving from slightly left and Libertarian to around where your point is. I have no idea how anyone would be able to end up anywhere but the green area unless they intentionally gave silly answers.

"Communist Pro-Government Interventionist Cosmopolitan Moderate"

Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: 0%

Not bad but I'm considerably more authoritarian than it suggests

They are left wing
the entire thing is shit.

Yeah, they are leftist as fuck.

tool is fairly demsoc/lib too if i'm not wrong

jump

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I can't believe Scumzuma is a fucking ancap.

nigga what

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B-but, I like almost all those things!

fucking centrists

Wow, to think that only one person on earth is capable of seeing the benevolence of the Soviet government. He must be some sort of genius.

If just 17% authoritarian makes you an ML, what does that make my 67%? Kim Jong Il?

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Figures whoever made this put all his fears in the lower left. I really like family values, erotic asphyxiation, rape and bondage too.

I'm far more than that Authoritarian though.

Not him but most normalfags are at the center and leaning down left.

Communist Pro-Government Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist

Not sure how it knows I'm on the left when it never asked me who should own the means of production

t. mod

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 0%

I've combined all the charts I've seen ITT

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Good to know that most people actually aren't retarded tankies.

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See:

Most twitter Idpol Tankies would be at the bottom because regardless if they advocate for gulags or not because the Authoritarianism described in the test is moral/cultural authoritarianism rather than political authoritarianism.
Holla Forums is at least 30% Leninist.

nigga what

Interesting choice of words.

Absolutely disgusting

2progressive4u

how do I achieve -10 left?

Read and meditate upon the three volumes of Capital. If you are prole enough, you will attain enlightenment and reach -10 left.

holy shit this is also my political position. wtf is goin on here?

kek it's an actual red fascist

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Where is the top right one from?