4 AM

How goes user

Whats good in the hood monica

Then why are you here

I barely feel that comfy xmas feeling anymore these days and its sad. I did finally break out my weeb figs I bought in nippon of girls in cute xmas outfits though so its helping a little.

Went out and bought my dad a christmas present. Bought a couple games on steam that i wanted for a while. Gonna go to church tomorrow. Have to go to my uncles for christmas eve. My uncle married a half black half korean lady. She's nice atleast.

I'm not really excited either. There's just not much I want and there's so much running around to do that it gives me a headache. I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's parents on Christmas day and I'm terrified they'll either be the "your last boyfriend was better" type or that her dad is one of those weird dads who's so protective that it makes you wonder if maybe he wants to fuck her himself.

Sup guys. I'm on a nap sleep schedule. Kind of feel like crap. I should take a nice hot shower soon.

There's not too much christmas stuff in the game though. It's kind of in the background.

Hai again

Entirely christmas themed? Cause I don't know that. I do like the christmas intro in bayonetta 2.

Mad your gift thread got beleted?

me too. At least I get to see my family on new year's.

Your dad isn't immediate family?

Why not just buy a new one at this rate.
How goes otherwise user

I can't even imagine what this monster looks like

I can't wait to take my comfy super hot bath in a bit. Didn't get one yesterday because my sleep schedule was fucked.
How goes fam

Its still there. You have the christmas music and the trees dressed up in lights.

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Merry Christmas

Tbh she isnt that bad looking. She is a very nice woman.

Hello friends

I deleted it my self, don't know what I was thinking wanting to give gifts to you fuckers

Why would you take any other?

If you played Yakuza, just name that.

Yes he is, but he wants to go to the big entire micronesian fam with all my cousins, uncles, and aunts.

It's weird. Every year I'm happy for Christmas because everyone else seems happy. This year I'm already tired of the 20 variations of classic Christmas music.

I'd buy some shit for family If I knew what they wanted. Maybe I'll buy Sonic Mania and some other shit I wanted to get this year.

HEY Holla Forums WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE SUGAR IN IT???

This one IS new. I bought it three months ago.
I'm grumpy because I hate running around on christmas

Those exist?
Anyway, just out of curiosity, what games have long-term physical damage show up on the characters? I liked how in Madness Combat the main characters would get increasingly fucked up as the series went on until one point where Hank was wrapped up in bandages like a mummy and he had a metal lower jaw because half of his face was gone.

Mornin lads, how are you all?
Playing anything fun?

Picked up a couple of shmups during the Steam sale:
Cute horizontal bullet hell. Pretty forgiving, you get infinite continues and don't lose your score when you continue like most bullet hells. EZ PZ.
A vertical bullet hell with a pretty great presentation/art style, but the music kinda leaves me wanting.
Game is fun enough, encourages aggressive/dangerous play by filling up your SOUL METER when you graze bullets.
Filling it lets you unleash a sort of super mode for a good 10 or so seconds where you do a lot more damage. Boss Transformations are neat too.
Christmas shmup by FruitBat Factory. It's cute, and very short, but fun to experiment with all the different formations you can use and unlock.
haven't played it yet, Mechs in space with some RPG elements, but still shmup-y.

Also got Okami HD, 100% Orange Juice, Shantae, and Squad.
I'm not really feeling Squad though tbh.

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

howdy furfaganon
How you doing tonight?

not for another two days

I don't know what you expected matey.

I haven't actually. I really should.

cause it makes things taste good?

Also, soy. Lots of foodstuffs tend to have soy in them. What the fuck to be honest family.

Yeah I'm going to take mine in a few. It's fucking cold over here so I need it. Other than that, not much happened today. Just went to work and hung out with my cousin. I also ate some really good nachos.

Good question. The answer is I would never.

Clever user
How goes

A little early there
How goes user

She probably spits in your food whitey

Why do you do this

How goes fam

Any cute shitskin lolis there at least?

I just wanted to do something nice, ya'know.

Got another job interview, maybe i get the job this time.

This year is somehow managed to avoid pretty much all christmas related shit. I dont think i listened to a single christmas song on the radio or anything. Its been very low key.

Sugar does not need to be in motherfucking spaghetti sauce god dammit. Sugar will kill you, you know.

Can't think of any

I'll go visit my fam at the graveyard tomorrow

Why won't they tell you? Are they shy to family?

Paused on Nier on a tomato to wait for the original Nier for christmas, and I'm playing that Gwent witcher card game.

Start with the LEGIT original none of that remake bullshit.

Nah, i like her. She makes really good food.

It's going pretty well pal

I'm doing alright.

Why do I do what?

The only time I've ever seen gift threads really go well were superbus. Holla Forums just tends to shit on anything that steam has a hand in.

It started on the PS2 right?

>tfw you just got hired at a plasma donation center as a phlebotomist
Good luck user, don't spill your spaghetti

Who died user?

Just buy nice chocolates or something for the girls

I hate running around in gereral

How goes user

What you doing on xmas fam?

The best nachos are the cheapest ones with the yellow cheese tbh

Yeah and if you have trouble finding it. emulate.

The soda and candy selection was worth it though.

I didn't just limit it to steam though is the thing

No, also not a big fan of lolis in general.

Me too. It's worse on Christmas though because I have to be around a lot of people, too. I don't know how much my gf has told her family about our relationship so I'm also terrified of that.

I am the law

Nigger asian food might be alright

Don't play games with me

But you are a small fan?

Any cute delicious brown chicks?

Its delicious

what does that mean?

yep. Yakuza 1 and 2 are on PS2.

Not sure. I haven't told them what I wanted either, so I guess it evens shit out. Mostly because I always feel awkward when trying to explain anything I'm interested in to them, especially anything anime/vidya related.

You're the second phlebotomist I've seen here.

Don't have a ps2 anyways, so I'll have to.

You included your steam profile man.

We can fix that

Yeah those are the best. That's what I had. Had some meat on top of it. Was fucking great.

I went to Rocket Fizz not too long ago. Always like getting cream soda from there.

No, they my fam doofus.

Then just ask for money or a gift card.

You're better off than some.

I wanna try sasparilla. The prices there arent bad either. I got a cheerwine with cane sugar.

Nier is fairly disconnected from Nier Automata last I heard. I've never played the original Nier though, I should probably get it sometime.

good good. Playing anything fun recently?

well, I'm working my late/closing shift on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas Day gonna load up and head out to grandma's to meet other family for a big Christmas get together like every year usually.

Im not asking if you wanna fuck them. i do

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doesn't imply that you'd only be getting steam games, I could have put my discord and it would have been the same response tbh

What would this look like?

Just hope they don't know about the other baby thing. Or they are going to treat you like shit.

Like one of those small ones you keep on a desk

Stop this

Nice. I need to go to a truck stop and get some myself some time

lol bullshit, I heard the endings have something BIG that a newfag would not get but anyone who played original Nier would.

I'm not a fan at all of lolis.

I guess I could do that. Even then, I feel like if I order anything online nowadays I could hide it what I think is the safest place to keep it and theyd still find it.

I'm stuck in multiplayer hell. I just go to the same games all the time.

No shit it wouldn't go well.

We could even have fun ritsu

1. No male characters in anime allowed
2. Taxes are payed in (You)s to me
3. Behead those who insult my waifu

Will there be good food there at least?

You don't even think they cute?

They might treat me like shit anyway. If they liked the last guy then I'm the homewrecker who came in and stole their princess away from the perfect guy. Or maybe I'll just rub them the wrong way. I hope not. If I wanted to listen to people arguing on Christmas I'd be spending the day with my parents.

tbh it's gone alright enough on 4chan

Yes, cute, but not the best character type imo.

If it's just vidya, it's just vidya.

4 AM

What is your favorite vidya Christmas music?

Get the fuck into a beer hall fam we got ourselves a new Fuhrer!

Way too much shit is going on this weekend and i hate it.

No shirtless punch ghost fights for me i guess

welp nevermind then.
Guess that's what I get for not playing the original.

Understandable. Been there many times myself. FFXIV was my last stint, sank a good 310+ hours before finally burning out.

of courshe

Wrong

You don't even play video games

For all you know they could have hated the last guy. Thats a silly thing to worry about.

no u

Yes, that's why I got it.

Hmm I've only had the death valley sasparilla from there. Sometimes there are too many choices and I can't decide what I want. Orange cream soda is good too.

Is there such a thing

das rite das rite das rite das rite

Its perfectly legal if its rewritten for an all female cast

Whats your favorite xmas food then

Worrying is what I do. The only reliable way I've found to stop worrying about something is to get myself real down and just say "it doesn't matter, I'm going to kill myself before then". I forgot to mention that an internet friend sent me a book on social engineering. I'm excited to read it but I feel bad because I can't afford to buy her anything for xmas

Stob.

The daryl hall version of jingle bell rock and the chorus of bells

read the manga

I'm at 1100+ on it

But I do.

If i can just ignore the 6 foot tall sheldon they have at the entrance i would go there more often.

I already did

fammo

What games

Behold, for I bring both joy and merryment of yore

I've basically run out of options so what the fuck else do you think I'd do

How do I stop getting angry at minor annoyances?

Learn to channel that anger into sexual energy and use it as fap fuel

Meditate.

Legitimately not like that. We've been friends for about 15 years. She knows I'm taking a course on computer stuff so she sent me a book related to it, that's all.

If I tell you I'll get billied.

Either stop coming here or stop going elsewhere.

Breath when you're about to get steamed over it. It honestly helps.

Also, Nia is cute as fug.

**I have the same problem.

They would just have to rewrite it for the fights to end up more cute

Weird. Post another from another franchise. Bet you can't

Will happen less as you get older anyway

Quiet contemplation and meditation of faith and service in Christ

Yeah uh huh, tell that to your gf

Well I'll bully you if you don't

no, you make this place better instead

Pretty tough to say, i'm kind of a glutton for thanksgiving and christmas food. This year we're having a big thing of baked spaghetti, so I figure that'll be pretty good.

jesus christ user
I stopped playing finished the 3.2 MSQ and the first two raids. Never got around to Dun Scaith.
What class you main? are you a potato?

video related

When i watch a fight i wanna see a couple people beat eachother to near death. That aint cute.

I can't use it as fap fuel when I'm working.

Where's a good place to meditate? Is meditating in the shower a good choice?

How old do I have to be for that to happen?

What I told her was something like "Even if I wanted to cheat on you with her, my dick can't reach Minnesota."

Do you feel the joy?

(' 3 ')

Jesus was a good dude, this world doesn't deserve him.

Not once did I ever think Fuuka was this busty, maybe Yukari and Mitsuru but not her.

Lucky trips my man, buy a lotto ticket.

Here goes Rainbow six siege and warframe are the most played as of late

I am but one poster.

I worded that wrong, I don't play FF, I meant 1100 on my current go to game.

(checked)
I spent a few hours putting PS2 ISOs on my external hard drive. It was a long wait but at least I already had most games on burned DVDs anyway so I didn't have to deal with Nicoblog's shit today. I mean I get that I'm a faggot for complaining about getting free games and it's my fault for being too lazy to open qBittorrent but I'm just saying that it'd be very nice if their link shorteners didn't try to ear rape me.

That doesn't sound like xmas thanksgiving food at all

Too bad. Banned

Mid 20s probably

So you admit you want to cheat with her!

Welp you win

Speaking of baked italian food, i wanna eat some baked ziti. That was the first thing i ate after fasting for 24 hours and getting a cat scan after drinking this shitty fucking drink in the hospital and it was fucking good.

You save your fap fuel in a tank and burn it all off after work. Make annoyances your fetish.

I'm sure you like it better than you think.

But wait there's more!

If I wanted to sleep with her, I would have when she still lived where I live. We honestly barely even get to talk anymore. It's a little sad, I never had many friends.

>ask folks for r6s on ps4
Fucking kill me

Any good games?

Any cute anime ones?

oh I see.
it's Dota 2, isn't it?

I said the same thing.
But apparently it's cheaper to do, especially since the family just keeps growing anyway.
We aren't even remotely Italian either.

never had ziti. What is it?
a-are you all right user?

Are these NA only threads?

No, meditate anywhere that you can be comfortable. In your room, on the couch, anywhere that you can allow yourself to relax. Technically, you can meditate while standing, but you shouldn't do that as a beginner. Do standard meditation for a few months before trying advanced techniques.

How do you do it? Sit still, sit comfortably, and focus on your breath. When it goes in and out, just count the number of times it happens. Your mind is always a frenzy, so your attention will turn to thoughts, inner dialogue, or memories. When this happens, just notice that it happened and move your attention back to your breath. Do this for 25 minutes each day. Eventually, your mind will learn to go along with this and be calm. You will realize that your mind is merely a function of the brain, and is in no way representative of (you).

I know the feeling, I've tried to fix this place but I've given up mostly because no one seems to give a shit or I'm not part of the right circle jerk

I used to, it used to be really nice here

hahahahaha u ain't kno dat shit riss?! i been knew it tho mofucka balee dat monica das y i ain't cop dat shit monica fuk dat shit w/ a gag o dix tbh fammo

NINTENDO OF AMERICA ONLY MONICA
SCHMELL ME THO

You really didn't think that through.

I don't into assfaggots, so no.

I mostly stick to generals of games I give a shit about. Keeps the cancer away, ironically.

I don't see any dickish things you're doing right now.

I wasnt at the time. Not a fun experience. Ziti is like a thick pasta. Its good.

Fuck I'm hungry. Woke up like 30 minutes ago and didn't make breakfast

I'll be your friend fam

Growing how?

4am has some eurofags, how goes user

I am not versed in the weebways, so I'm afraid you'll have to judge this by your own merits

same but those threads are slow going tbh

I meant the site

Its 1:30 here and im hungry as shit.

italy niggas got 1x10 supuh scrip 8 words 4 pasta monica it's rly just penne i think but a lil different da only pasta das rly considerably different is lyk gnocchi, technically ravioli too bein mo of a dumpin too tbh fam

It's not the same as when you grow up with someone, though. I thought we were already friends

thanks for the advice. Someday I want to be able to achieve some form of inner peace or something like that.

Im gonna fall asleep to forget about the hunger. Night.

I've played fps games with controllers for a long time and don't mind. I played them on pc with a controller and still did really well so

I just forgot tbh

Then eat

I can't imagine being friends with anyone I knew in highschool or before. I've become too weird and I was already weird before.

Cya next time user

I've returned to remind you that foxgirls are objectively the best fetish to have.

It's the price you gotta pay for quality discussion.

Your posts always make me think of the scene in airplane where the elderly white woman speaks jive to the two negroes.

good night.

I agree

see you next thread.

Good lad.
huh.

more kids and people getting married and such.

huh, i see.

Fox girls ARE pretty great.
Give me a foxgirl tomboy and i'll be set

As long as you're happy fam.

Food is better
How goes faggot

When are you going to have kids and get married?

Perhaps this is more to your liking

These threads are pure cancer, they're only still around because Mark is a pushover that gave into the whining.

B-but muh Holla Forumsidya culture!

This is pretty comfy actually
Forgot to ask, how goes user

You do realize I ask the vidya related OP questions right?

I mean, none of the generals I frequent ever get any avatarfags or anything shitty like that. It's why I included the ironically though, as that's usually never the case.

And they still exist because they get bumplocked quick and happen at an incovenient time, so most anons never see them. Some even think they don't happen anymore.

Well yeah Ritsu, otherwise I wouldn't spend fucking hours transferring them. As a less autistic/shitposty answer, mostly JRPGs and other stuff I didn't get while I was a buyfag, like the SMT games, Romancing SaGA, DMC 1 and 3, Katamari Damacy, Odin Sphere, FF12 (undubbed), etc. Maybe I'll get a working copy of Maximo next time I muster up the energy to deal with updating my shit.

It's not our fault Mark doesn't do shit unless someone's shit talking threads he likes.

DMx is the best avatarfag tbh

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What makes you think DMC2 is good then?

FUCK YOU REESES PIECES TSU, DEVIL MAY CRY THE SECOND IS FUCKING GARBAGE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND YOU KNOW IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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cant stop wanking to interracial porn tbh

Like I said to the Interview-user, I got a new job and quit my dead-end one. I have also been playing alot of Gaylo Reach with oldfag anons on Xbox 360 and having alot of fun shitposting and dominating BRs and Mexicans and random newbies from XBone

The orange filter over everything

I love this

What kind so I can decide how much to bully you

stop that.

But makes the orange filter so great?

obviously amateur interracial black guy on white woman

i cant

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me. Besides the fact that i'm too paranoid now because it's current year and women can easily ruin a man's life on a whim, I'm beginning to sink further into social ineptitude when it comes to actually getting close to people irl. Or at least my coworkers, who are my only social life. And I make a point to keep them at arm's distance, because you don't get your honey where you get your money. I'm on the path to wizardom anyway. 6 and a half more years to go.

could be worse.

maybe I spoke too soon.

That's not real interracial

What kinda job?

The (You)s I get for shitposting

Get out

Soapland time

Don't do that.

I have a copy. I think my sister found it at a garage sale or something and then gave it to me for some reason. I played it a little bit of it and it was okay, I heard it's the worst one though so I'll go back to it last so it doesn't color my perception negatively.

3 is the only actual good DMC anyway

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What the fuck does a plebeologist do

nah it's wallow in depression and self-pity as i go about my day-to-day life time. I can't muster up the motivation for much else other than crawling out of bed, eating, working, and playing videogames if I have a day off to fill the void.

Depends on what it is. If it's just fucking qt nips with white dudes, you're fine.

Draws blood to run tests on it.

Thats pretty sad fam. Fix yourself

Why do you shitpost with the furry stuff

How do I find myself a gf if I'm autistic and all I do is work, wank, and play vidya?

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Cause they're cute. Same reason I assume you shitpost with the anime stuff.

Heavily lower your standards.

Yoza machine 🅱roke

you don't

Obviously they study casuals.

Watch anime

Veins freak me the fuck out so this would kill me

But nobody hates anime

You need 10 years of being NEET asap

Oh right of course

nice one

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rayciss ass cracka

das ryt

Why is that okay but watching black people isn't?

cant stop tbh

But plenty people do. Also I didn't choose the furfag life, it chose me.

I fail to see how that will fix anyting

You have veins underneath your skin RIGHT NOW

Because a a qt nip girl getting BLEACHED is different than some nig fucking a coalburner.

tf who 2hu pup dis is?!

we ain't acceptin NO entry level neets monica

You could just stop you know

I was pretty depressed before becoming NEET but now I'm not.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ain't a 2hu, these are.

Were it that simple I already would've.

das a solatto robo monica dun b dum

Why is her fur brown and more slick on the top of her head?

Try harder

when I was a NEET after dropping out of highschool my depression was the worst it had ever been tbh. Working at least gives me some sort of obligation to perform, some sort of extra meaning beyond familial stuff. I get paid so that's a nice bonus i guess.

But i'm not a neet

How low? Don't tell me I have to resort to landwhales and rainbow haired dykes.

Furry user, I have question

is the tiger from kung fu panda kuudere or tsundre

Yeah takes a few years to get to the point that NEET life is fulfilling I guess

Stop this

Why is your hair darker and shinier on the top of your head?

I've resigned myself to my fate as a furfag.

Probably, unless you're an amazingly attractive man.

Never saw the movie.

dayuuum where shawty git all dat

pixiv and twitter

TRY
HARDER

kimcartoon.me/Cartoon/Kung-Fu-Panda

i'll take your word for it and hope I never find myself in that position

oh god is DMX turning into a furry?

na—naw-monica i ain play dat shit monica hell naw…dun even b jokin bout dat ish fam

I can't resist the cuddliness ritsu.

I'm not watching a whole movie of jack black being fat just to answer that.

What are the greatest feelings in the world?

I mean, I guess that makes sense. Still bothers me though.

Just get a more acceptable fetish like lolis or something

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When you realize you are The Ace of New Japan Pro Wrestling.

Watching cute girls doing cute things

You're a footfag that has, or at least tried to, buy used socks and panties. I don't think you have much room to shit on furries, mate.

Just trade stocks and buy your way to a gf

I can have both.

You can take your sparkledog barafags and leave.

welp, Merry Christmas Eve, Holla Forums. Have a great day tomorrow, on Christmas Day, and also on New Years Eve tbh.

It's the 23rd

What would sex or a blowjob from a robot feel like? Would it be painful, or would they have something built to make the experience pleasurable?

Yeah, I know that. I'm just giving a preliminary "Happy X" you bitch.

You're drunk, go home

Everyone still remembers when you tried to have sex with the gay twink ritz. If I went to your mansion, it'd be in a chastity belt, just sayin

Nah, fuck you. This thread is Holla Forums tbh.

You too user, good night.

You kinda answered your own question. I imagine that it wouldn't be great unless they have the feature built in.

that's a pretty unlikely scenario. And even then, No.

wew

I would imagine the feeling of having a cute girl fall asleep in your arms

I'll give you that, Jap furshit is much less cancerous-looking than western furshit.

/kemono/ is just furry /a/, so you shouldn't have any trouble assimilating to ritsu telling you to take up loli. Seriously if you resign to your furfaggotry like you said you did you'd be on e621 right now. Ergo you are not a furfag

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Well, fuck you bitch.

For used socks and panties. Do you clean them eventually or leave them used forever? Wouldn't they really start to smell after awhile?

Rude!

#FakeNews

I'm going to bed. See you guys next thread.

Cya next time fam

There's no pride to be had in being given a fuck ton of money for doing nothing. I'm not about that. If i'm gonna be handed a fuckton of dollary-doos, I want to have at least won it or earned it myself.

Sleep tight

God damnit my computer froze on me, good night post from my phone.

Just because I have accepted my love for furry women doesn't mean I just drop all my standards ya know. And I already do like both furry and regular lolis.

Pride is a myth

Cya next time furry user, fix yourself

G'night

Now that I think about it, an enterprising user could find some of those obscure girls naked pics and half dressed pics that float around on imageboards and pretend to be a chick catfishing and then buy panties themselves, use them a bit, and sell them to desperate neets for easy money since they'd think the user is a girl and would mistake anons scent for a girls. Would be an easy way to make money.

Smart choice. He pretends to be straight, but I think he's actually bisexual.
And you might wake up with a sore boyhole

It's time to bed

Sounds just stupid enough to work.

Cya next time user

im gonna go eat some pizza and play vidya until I pass out. Gonna wrap christmas presents tomorrow too.

You lads have a good night and remember
to love yourselves

i'd almost believe it tbh.
and i'd kill a fucker who tries to fuck me in my sleep.

stop going here and chans in general. Seriously, all these places focus on finding every single flaw in anything than blowing it way out of proportion.

Night, Yoza.

truly not giving a fuck about things that don't matter and enjoying every single moment of being alive.

I don't want to do either of those things.

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