♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

makin me hungry

ohayo

ear yr veggies

oi

what's up spoils

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hey nayko

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oho ho hoh
cchu junga ga hanga puroonga ha ha ha

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not a lot about to get some rest, hows it going for you today? so far that is

rawr~

trump sooo evil!

I am capping this again
I've just been chilling for the most part

Jesus, approaching new levels of "fucking kill me, fam".

He is the worst.

chilling out is always a great option, is the capping enjoyable or just a time killer?

defeat trump? :D

a little of both. sometimes it gets tiring though

when I try to watch a highlight it logs me out and says "client forced disconnect"

my FOV is zoomed in enough to look weird

yeah I get tired enough saving normal pictures for a folder so I could imagine

delete trump

this anime is super cringey in english lol

you messed with the fov???
...rip

repair your game, defrag your game, and set as ultra priority task

new documentary: "asasination of trump"

to be fair most are

you know what would be really fucking nito? if board vendors documented their shit

some are pretty good though tbh

assassination when?

pump a rum
picklepee

I don't watch many in english so it's also fair to say my intake of it is very limited, maybe that's why I just saw the worst of the worst

i have an apple

i have a pen

UH

i have an applepen

NJGNFUGFIUAGFOUAGOUNGOUNGOUNG I HAVE PINEAPPLEAPPLEPENPEN

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it's a fucking disaster here

I did not touch FOV.
It's just zoomed in all of a sudden.

Haven't touched any settings.

It a restart doesn't fix I'll just assume it's a bug that will be fixed soon.

2017
if he win

never if he lose

not restart
reinstall* / repair install*
and defrag it
and ccleaner it
and reboot
and fix ur gpu settings
and give ow high priority task processing

wew well good luck with capping it, I'm outtie now night neko

Horde Mode and team JNPR today.

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I support Obama getting a third term.

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I support myself

gimme

:c

no you don't though

I'll do it, I swear don't make me you're cool i don't wanna hurt u

don't lie

you don't work

where do you even work?

at a warehouse

What the fuck is this board? It's like the most cancerous thing I've ever seen and I've been on /furry/ before.

he works at Artsy Guitar Covers LTD

are u rich

(you)

yes

never heard to it
must bee fake

lol

woah..
wat do u buy?

What the fuck is this post? It's like the most cancerous thing I've ever seen and I've been on Holla Forums before.

pogchamp

u fake

What the fuck is this poster?
It's like the most cancerous person I've ever seen and I've seen Desu on Holla Forums before.

no
i real

w e w

angelthump

O-Ok I'll go watch anime now

why would anyone buy this useless pile of shit

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yesterday i bought hi fi headphones

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today im thinking a small asian boy

guys look im a producer lolz fl stuido live 9

u seem 2 b maed

no im not. did you buy this piece of trash?

No, wait.

Watch this space for my mixtape fam

Darwin pls leave

I passed out without doing anything last night

we should collab

well your balls aren't blue anymore

you should make a list c:

Yeah
No time to be aroused in the super stressful morning
G2g tho I'm late

for sure, it only cost $200

I already have one, but I could do with makng a new one

cya later

do it do it do it

tiem to make every1 cri

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That's all I wanted, thanks.

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why are things so expensive?

because Jonathan needs to feed his family

i want a hakko SMD rework station but on the other hand i also want to be able to eat for the next 4 months

also apparently i need to strip this board fucking bare to get at the touchpad

so apparently i didn't wake up and now they're gone
;-;

who

lol mobile form factor

my parents
also that poor robot ;-;

What are you?
Some kind of synth?

n-no

its a fucking 15" machine, if my 12" thinkpad can do this in a non-retarded way surely HP can too

get a sager fam

nice

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awoo!~~

good-morning everyone uwu

ohayou~!

what is this oobles

ampto?

its not.. i thought it was too at first

sci

nah

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awoo

Asa yoidesu! Ogenkidesuka?

i'm a real girl!!

awoo~~

okay?

rip ampto

no idea who that is
hi btw

Didid commplish a lot today yes maybe possible

boy, the thread sure is extra cancerous this morning

VoHiYo

♥

k

y no

(i don't actually know japanese)

rip ._.

why are you posting like this

awooo

totally stealing my style

:3ccc

i asked how u are this morning

I feel pretty cold to be honest shiver shiver all over cold I will tootbhrush and bed and then dindin tomrorow instead

do we know each other

cake

neru please be an english poet this post was beautiful ;_ ;

Idrop some pretty sweet rhymes on not purpose at all when I feel sleepies

elitebook

im not sure it's just when sleepy. ur posts always seem to have a musical quality about them

certainpeople seem to hate my posts a ton though idk

sing for me

bah! theyre just being babies

hey there neko. sup?

somebody once told me, the world was gonna awoo me, im not the sharpest owo in the thread

Iam terrible singer

itis like they hate fun and stuffs

oook toobhrsuh and bed

i don't know
'okay?'

new fag levae

all right have a good one

practice!

*hufs warmly*

agh fucking die irl

how long have you been gone

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not much just being bored i guess

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business as usual, eh?

i wish. do you want to give me the sweet release of death?

how long have you been looking at, yknow, youngins?
i'm friends with some people who brought me in. :^)

im not a pedophile
i see

And I'm a boy.

Glad you see, bud.

sci is a pedo cuck

when I start chewing on my toothbrush I knowit is time to swap toothbrushes

sci enjoys the bodies of young children.

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k

huh?

oh! i am doing well, its nice to be up this early, i rarely ever am. how're you?

/g/ pls
you can have multiple laptops!

goodmorning! uwu

woo! you did it!! i am good, i ate pizza for breakfast.

u are ripping off my style

lol
oo that sounds good. brb getting breakfast now

huh?

Morning, fuckers.

yeah it's great

hello

bump

oh never mind

find a meter of rope

ooook bedtim more reading tomorrow

lewd

okay..

sleep tight

Gn

uwu

also stop anonposting it's weird and theres no reason for it

nana

uwu can you come do it for me daddy?

have a good breaky!

rise and shine! how'd ya'll fare through the night? :3

I slept like shit!

The chinese are fucking awful
legit
irl and online

Wish I had a daddy

they are in a tough place cut them some slack

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pretty well

thought i was waking up a lot later though

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aw hun : ( ( (

lick me daddy~~

no
they are just
awful

*Lick*

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all one point whatever billion of them ?

80% of every one I've had to deal with

holy shit twenty of them were rude or inconsiderate for a second??? kill em all

oh yeah that's always good, ish, i guess. better early than late.

o-oh

o-o-o-o-o-o

fuck off

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I want a daddy to pop my prostate, and perforate me so good

bbc.com/news/world-asia-37643326

There goes the Monarch of Thailand

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sounds gay

kanra?

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT KANRA YOU FUCK

He simply cannot stop thinking about him. Poor kid.

bane?

noh

:3 thanks, it was goood

h

f

ur fun is wrong & i hate it

hmph

press f to pay respects
why hate?

hi luka

oh thats just how i say something is mildly annoying to me

anyone wants to farm lootboxes?

hi
mysterious user

Why dont you love me daddy?

cuz no succ

Please, I can succ like a good girl tho

dad, how to get into a music scene

if you have a penis you need to have an active delusion that you're a female, otherwise no that's gay

Wow, you cisgendered scumlord, no wonder you are a bad daddy, making me sad with your implications. I am a real girl. Harumpfh

bikko ruined forever

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first off, don't spend money on peripherals (like a drum pad) unless you actually know what you're doing. Pad controllers are stupid memes that people put on their desks and post pictures of to make it seem like they have some sort of talent, get a midi keyboard or something. Second off, make vaporwave or nightcore because there's nothing else that requires less talent except solo guitar artsy covers. pimp out your soundcloud page will all sorts of minimalist art and random japanese letter that google translate spat out. post your shit everywhere and shill /mu/ until you pass out, maybe bribe fagtano.

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you're rdy to go. give me your email so I can buy you a plane ticket to my penthouse

lol
no but i mean just be a guy who hangs around music people who are happening or have a niche or something

lol wtf you've got aspirations, bud.

tfw i will never have rare demo tapes....

You have to basically go to every underground venue's show and suck some dick and generally be cool. Hanging out with bands is fun^^

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who this

Woops. Name :p

ayayayaayay

just work for a website

you go to concerts for free and interview douchebags

cool

Oh, and you'll more than likely need to be down with drug use. I don't remember if you were one of the straightedge posters.

nice parasocial relationship there retard

It's a figure of speech. You have to talk yourself into many a situation when people such as bands are around because they're literally all egotistical dickholes.

this conversation is just the worst

and it seems like Sci really wants it so maybe either would work. *shrugs*

*like*

What's new with you, bugaboo?

bratwurst

regardless of what you have to do, it's probably not worth it just to breath the same air as some dude who makes sounds good

i can agree

Poor mccree :c

I'm not disagreeing with you here, just trying to help Sci off his damn computer so he doesn't post as much.

ur sound is weird...

i love parasocial relationships and egotistical dickholes this sounds perfect!

i'm over it

woke up not too long ago. trying to figure out what to do

Huh?
That's how it is in the highlights

What shall your next endeavor be then?

Ah, me too except I have to leave soon.

gay

Nah, hopefully I'll get my 2nd job today.

school

what position

nope
it missing the highlight intro sounds/music stuff

it feel / sound dull

oh..

how are ya

gotta get set with business degree first
i mean rare demo tapes are cool but im not gonna ruin my life over it
imagine if i went to art school LOL

There ya go~

Just a shit-tier retail thing to hold me over through the winter.

Trying to cover my bases so if that other job doesn't work out or what not

thats smart of you

Adulting is kinda easy tbh

im glad it comes easy for you

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bored...

;~; ...guess i'll go walk around in the rain.

Sorry.

I hope he means liberal arts, because I can't see Sci doing anything that requires skill.

dont get sick

no reason to be

do you want to play gta:o with me

i didnt say i would give up being an avant-teen

aww
do like grim said and don't get sick! it's raining here too.. always is..

Not right now. I am eating and then might clean.

HAI GROM

when

swegg

After I eat.
I would be down after I get home Sunday. I'll be in disposed all through the weekend.

hi welma
im jealous of your work ethic

excellent call me when youre ready

Are you? hmm

I mean I like to eat now so I need more money to support that habit. Also I have to take care of some debts before I change my name cause they usually don't like that apparently.

Like, today?

yeah you said after you eat

That I was going to clean.

I guess that can wait.

Yeah. Gotta do what you gotta do

aghhh
I've been so lazy recently and I can't seem to get out of it

There's no time to be lazy. Too much going on to get set up for in the next 6 months for me. It's pretty fucking daunting but one day at a time.

You move out yet? Things will probably have a different urgency when you're all by your lonesome in this cruel and unforgiving world.

I have to get ready to move out that's the thing

so many deadlines drawing closer and I'm like
sodfiuhbodfbh

mfw

Pencil

Deer in the headlights.

I like to make goal-lists now which seem to help. Write down all the shit that needs to be done, then break it down further for each item on that list. All the stuff that you need to do to achieve each of those things.

Also, I've been slacking on my budget spreadsheets so I updated all those so I'm not flying blind anymore lol What a shitty stupid month and a half of that x_x

good idea
x.x

:p

Teach me how to deal with hungry feelings. It's so alien to me. I've been eating SO MUCH lately it's ridonkulous.

It's all easier said than done tbh

if you wanna keep yourself full then eat whole grain things like oatmeal
I have a bowl of oatmeal nearly every day now and it keeps me sated for a good 4-6 hours

protein also helps

meh... *listens to music*

oooh. It just sucks cause I can't really afford any food right now. I'm gonna have to do stolen-from-work stuff and ramen for another week. Ugh.

*giggle*

As someone who can survive on the line like that and go through the whole transitioning process at the same time, I have a lot of respect for ya

oh wait YES I CAN

chicken breasts

Nigga, I've slept in the snow with no place to go. This is all easy peasy

sand

YAY! :D RAZOR BEST SAND! :D

I don't even know man

the only kind of breasts u will ever get grim

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According to Wikipedia, the main theme of The Dark Knight is escalation, such that each event lead to an escalation that results from the choices Batman and James Gordon make

I didn't. Even though it's rainy first snow slush rain out now~
:3

*hugs warmly*

am i bully u enough yet?

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g....gomen

you gon get slapped

slap me silly~

dont be mean to me i'm just a little girl

something about someone's been a naughty girl and needs discipline

Cute thumbnail~
I'll look at it when I get home!
*continues to nom on breakfast*

h...ha..ga....y-yeah............

Ooobles is a real girl. I bought her steam games and everything.

But scoots, that was from my shoes fund x_x

aiite fam

ok im gonna stop here

But....she said I was handsome... and then I kinda got fuzzy.

Shall I start flattering you more, Daddy?

you haven't bought me shit? HELLO?
store.steampowered.com/app/360430/
buy me this and i'll show you my fatsacks on my chest

so low tier

also he's all yours he never bought me steam games
i'll buy you shoes though :3c you good with your hands???????

Th-That would be so uguuuuuuu~

Just entering my credit card details now.

Bitch! You better back the fuck off! Otherwise you gonna get fuckin wrecked.

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good shit i expect it

holy shit i'm fucking giggling like a retard

You can't afford the shoes probably.

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You really don't wanna mess with me.
Hey. also RUST tips please.

There is a good girl~

woa hey i have a steady income and a good plastic dick i can strap on if that's what you're into

we got raided bad in rust- so did quirky btw. it's all gone to shit

*hug*

Video games later?

I heard. It's alright. We still got our levels.

Ultimately I don't want to be in a crew more than 4 or 5, those big clans get unmanageable and the fun gets sucked out of it

oh, did you get rust?
we're probably not going to play until server resets tonight- it's "Rusty LA Low Pop"
if you need some help i can get in discord

maybe if I'm on then

yeah
unfortunately the other clans are bigger and more experienced, so maybe pairing with the guys who've played a lot for one cycle wouldn't be so bad. then we wouldn't get fucked at least

The aim would be to play with you guys ultimately. But I think I might get a feel of things before hand. I'd feel like a burden if I had you guys teach me.
Once I get a good feel I will come and cause you guys hell.
I am the cancer who knocks.
Its time to go Fury Road on them.

pls

bleh
run and gun survival is my favorite way to play
maybe a base here a base there
materials spread out

ambush people in radtowns, smaller things like that

bears will fuck you if you dont have good firepower
wolves can be taken out with a couple crossbowshots/good melee swings

always aim for the head or center of mass

and mad other shit that I cbf to type
oodle and guero and I will help you as you go, you can also look up quickstart guides too

Adorable captain~
She's soo in love with yoricihiru

Sounds like a hella good time. I am gonna hop on it and peep about and stuff.

I can't voice rn but I will be able to later

nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Senate-Candidate-State-Jon-Girodes-New-York-Republican-Harlem-Fried-Chicken-Watermelon-Racist-396668921.html

Don't sweat it yo. Gonna be a couple days or so before I hop in with you guys or consider it.
I want to atleast have a semi-sensibvle grasp of the controls before causing grief.

we're all still learning, get some confidence buddy. what do you want me to do, belittle you? do you get off to that? we all started literally 4 days ago so we have no idea what we're doing, it's all good fam

we can try that buddy boy. what r u even up too right now

H-hi

fucking troll lmao

daiyobou

are her tits flying out her bra
lol
I like it

I'm leaguing with a friend atm
gonna grab lunch after

Oh... I thought you guys had all been playing for ages. Thats why I was a little... "u-uwah".

Hello ikt.

yeah man, i drew that like 2 years ago
it's a thing that happens when u have big tits and ur bra is too small the infamous 'double tiddy'

no
GET SOME CONFIDENCE, SCOOTADOOD

I like your drawings oobles.

Buyin sum delicious insoles rn

Goggles!!!

:3

thank you uwu

i HAVE NO CONFIDENCE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
a shewolf took it

How are you, Emily?

I wasn't aware you made those.

People are good at games.

i'm going to grab your nuts and take them because u dont deserve them
i believed in u

i made whu?

y-you're...g-good

I'm looking at two aussies doing stuff.

How's Goggles?

What are you good at, senpai?

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*Doki*

Action fighters.

You were on fire today.

Oh, those drawings?

What are they doing?

really?

y the sigh whats up buttercup

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They're plugging their holes and bending their tubes.

bad teammates

I will prove you wrong senpai, I will become a beast at this game. Like OW.
This game gonna be uwuuu

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O-oh.

oh, yeah, i am a art, i'll attach some in the next few thingies

aw boo that fucking blows

Going to jerk off.

D-dump pipes!

youtube.com/watch?v=6EKeWn5u9i8

TMI

Did you just do what I think you did

i should expect no less from randoms. do you have steam

nice

I love mcm!

Uhmm... Maybe... Depending on what it was.

don't think of me

that's true
yeah, i do steamcommunity.com/id/oodlesonoodles/

Did oobles really just ignore me?
Its time to make senpai notice me.

I wish I was Australian so I had easy access to Jap imports and no need for left hand drive things.

Am I alright to add you?

I think you know

I don't like being here. No one else likes things I like.

Then I did >_>

I'm sure plenty of people in Australia like penis.

Move to Japan

u havent bought me mafia three

sure

Then good ^^
Are you east or west-coast?
And where would you wanna live?

Of only. But I think it would be harder there considering everyone keeps to themselves.

East. L.A.

Maybe it got lost in the mail?

Hmmm, where would you like to live then?

What I said here
Is want to live there.

you don't even know where i live

Well... That might be the p-problem :^)

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Me too

Can I move in?

what an interesting phenomenon

you eat insoles?
dafuk

Well, when the gaben fail, how else are we supposed to game?

Omg if you don't do anything creepy

I can't be creepy

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I have a couple friends who live east, and one west, they pretty much agree that the west sucks

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Why not?

Do I know them?

I'll be the little spoon ok

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stop
steam gift me it

i can tell u have never seen big boobs by ur terrible choice of porn

no wonder you're poor

You'd better find me on steam.
Let the chase begin.

I am not even poor fam.

whoops. didn't mean to link.

you call that porn

I dont fap to that
its just nice to look at cuz rem

ok no tiddies i guess

also grim this thing
67.media.tumblr.com/dde2df4ee2c2955656580685a37bc9d5/tumblr_oe8jbjdCNv1vo60f5o2_500.gif

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i finished the mission kyle

I mean, I could post MY porn.
If we're having this argument.

suck my diiiiiiick faaaaaaaaaaag

;_;

I have a fear of suffocation by tiddies from that image

If you really want it, you gonna have to add me on steam. Just look for Scootalooo
But if this is just a meme then fair do's.
I will just spend the night in lament and pining for senpai tiddies.

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I SAID ID DO THE TRASH TRUCK WITHOUT YOU

WHEN YOU GET AN APARTMENT WE'LL DO THEM ALL AGAIN

Did you see this?
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.gwan.com/blog/20160405.html&gws_rd=cr&ei=r87_V7TrDuXWgAa_wIWoAg

Definitely not :p
Isn't it 5am there, why're you up?

I have lost all will to live.

yeah that image was not uwu but you get the point of the tiddy thing i guess

why cant u just add me i am lazy and female???

Jeez, senpai. Okay UwU

But I don't understand computers :(

:^)

wow you actually did it
i'm proud

Oh that was an infuriating read.

Yeah RIGHT

I am a good boy, what can I say.

I'm an amateur, really.

ugh are you one of those bitch boys? where's your bdsm test results

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My BDSM test results say that caramel is too risque for me.

So are we both until employed, technically :3

Master is a smelly NEET

neither of u are a match for me :(

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FUCK

Incidentally, anyone who actually knows me and how I am is surprised my mommy score is so low.

Probably because most of the results that would've added to it were worded in a way that I was ambivalent towards.

Were you somehow expecting me to be?
Post your own results.

For now I'm just an intern.

I am a fucking degenerate.

Oh
You're my sempai then

I am shame.
I bring dishonor.

I must commit sudoku to reclaim what little honor I lost.

no match either

puu.sh/rApHF/90c749db5c.jpg

Fucking casual.

Woah, get this pervert

meh, i was too lazy to save it

So save it and post it like a good little whore.

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Does this mean I can pat your head?

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Post more cats.

Get an S on a 1*+ map and then.. yes

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Nyan

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I will try Senpai :3

I'll show you flood.

i love cats

♥

Anyone know what song this is
comfy.moe/kgeqym.mp4

You broke the cat chain bakayaro :c

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hey

there

cutey

you

like

the cute?

Nvm it says at the end LOL

BAN SABS

Garflief you such lazy cat!

As a matter of fact, I do!

What'd I do?

Lovin you crystal kay

o

as if i shazam'd that

Do you love every kind of cat?
Do you want to hug them all?

Thank you

then you oughta look in the mirror

I have no cat

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and the fucking chinese strike again

4th time today

That's good enough

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cats
and
tiddies

I'll leave you to it then.

Blt add swiss cheese jalapeno and chipptle sauce on multigrain flatbread

#subwaylyfe #feedluka

Every time.

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New thread when?

never

let it die

never

didn't post moeshit.jpg

BOOOOO

new