Are you cunts ready for pain?

Santa Gabe is coming to rape your fucking wallet tonight, is it properly lubed up and pre-stretched?

The only Steam game I ever bought was Dark Messiah and Ubishit killed the online mode for that.

are you lost little boi?

I went through 1400 games using the discovery queue and found nothing worthwhile. Just loads of RPGmaker porn games, pixelshit heaps, survival games and walking simulators. When's that crash, Holla Forums?

I knew we were in for another exodus but christ this is fast.

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Now check em.

I used to pirate games like you until my mods didn't fucking work and even the vanilla games crashed in the middle of the story and I had 15 TB of useless data that didn't fucking play.

he uses steam

please nobody ever buy licenses on steam, you do not own these things.

You do not own your debt-backed """money""" either, and it's just a Rothschild IOU.

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You don't own any game you purchase, it's just a license to use that copy of the software. This isn't new.

no, you own physical copies

You must be very proud of your plastic discs then, because that is literally the only part you own, the data is not yours.

no shit.

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The sales stopped being good years ago.

But how can he do that when I will never add money to it?

You can't sell a game on a USB

good luck trading back alley blowjobs for bread earthchild

Back to reddit

I just hope it's the games I actually want that are on sale this time.

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I'm a fucking loser with a trainwrek of a life and I use vidya as an escape.

Of course I am ready. Gimme my fix, Gaberino

You'd be less of a trainwreck if you weren't a steamcuck

Is this the LOL thread?

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Its not rape if you gape your asshole for the fat kike yourself goy

These haven't been good in years.

Oy vey, are you antisemitic, goy

They need to go back

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The fuck are you even babbling about? I'm right.

No, fuck off and fuck your DRM store.
Also Gabe is a hack and all his games are absolute trash, HL1 included

go back home redditor.

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I buy games when they are under 5 dollars because that is what a game is worth usually.

Stop buying shitty indie games just because they're cheap.

Does he even have worthwhile games on his gay platform anymore?

Good thing I'm a pennyless neet poorfag without a credit card.

little cuckchanner got lost

double

Weak.
Check these

Nice try.

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user, aggressively filter the queue. There's a few common tags most shitty games use, and with less than 10 tags blocked, you see games that are only a little bit garbage.

Of course I basically stopped buying games from Steam like 2 years ago

nice singles

check em

Yeah you "officially" or "legally" don't but nobody with an ounce of practical sense cares about that

The few games that are also on GOG, except the GOG versions work on modern computers.


So all in all the great benefit of physical games is a storage medium that lasts maybe two decades?
Why not just pirate a game, and if it's fun buy some DL version of it while you archive the pirate version in case you want to play in future?

I guarantee none of you feel this strongly about steam in real life.
It's not like steam could be any better and still be a profitable service. Hell, steam refunds are a primarily customer service and secondary profit turning function.

nobody wants you here. you are like faggots, vocal, cancerous and a minority.

My ass shall remain as tight as a baby's bottom.

This board is for members of 18 years or older buddy

Weak.

Whatchu call me?

valvedrones everybody

So you're saying that I should pirate, go buy a blank DVD or BD, burn the game myself for archival and then buy a digital copy? Faggot, I pay to have an item in my hands, not to go through the inconvenience.

Nice English steamfag
Did learning Mandarin to deal with rampant chinkery make you lose your grasp on your mother tongue? Assuming you aren't a chink yourself to begin with.

No, what I just said is grammatically correct. I'm english.
I can understand that it sounds strange but read it again. Saying someone is of x years of age is a different way of saying how old someone is, but it's not wrong.

ARE YOU CUNTS READY FOR PAIN?
ARE YOU CUNTS READY FOR SUFFERING?
THEN YOU'RE READY FOR VIVIANS WORKOUT!

Maybe in your bug people language it is but we speak real English here.
Go cook your dinner, those stray dogs aren't going to boil themselves.

Your insults are getting desperate. It's almost like you're running out of steam

now there's something i can get behind

Are you sure you even know how to use a computer?

Let's see it, fag.

post more

(checked)
Desperate. Your turn.

nice single

Kek

weak

Back to >>>/halfchan/ cuckboi

wait a minute
you're trying to get me b& for spam aren't you?

Check em

>>>/resetera/
Check 'em.

You fucking furry cunt those were mine.
Give them back

link me to a dump then

No

Drown in your digits and die faggot.

Make me

I'm amazed we still have people like this here, lining up to suck valve's cock after everything they've done.

I swear to God I'll report us both for shitposting.
I'll fucking do it.
I'll make that fat kike do his fucking job.

Are you twelve? Do you think you're on cuckchan? Do you think you're on reddit?
Have you never experienced a Steam sale before? They're exactly the fucking same every single time. You've lived through one right? Then you've seen the exact same sales for every single steam sale.

You'd think after the first 200 threads people would stop pissing their pants with rage at any mention of Steam, and yet here we are

This is now a LOL thread.

Prove it.

Wrong, this is a dubs thread.

All the replies in this thread are more cancerous than the OP.

It's people trying too hard to fit in and dubs. Most people don't care about what you use to play videogames.

Retard


Steam is cancer, though.
I also love playing Ubisoft® games with Denuvo® DRM, fellow gamer!

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Yeah it seems like we're invaded by this trash.

Retard.

fuck off kike

this is just shitposting. The only ones who are mad are the cuckchanners

faggots can't even GET

Wew, now check these.

Bakas always get dubs

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What a shame.

calm down my dear son

Fuck Steam.
Steam popularized the notion of digital downloads. Before Steam, if you wanted to play games, you just went down to the store and bought it. You got a little crystal case with four CDs or so and you installed your game off of those. File sizes were compressed and you didn't have extra bloat.

Steam made people go from rejecting digital downloading to eating that shit up. It made all of this acceptable. It led to bloated file sizes and the death of physical copies. If you live in an area with shitty internet, that means you're fucked. It's virtually impossible to download 70GB of bullshit when you're on sub-1mb download speeds - interruptions will happen, files will get fucked, etc. And even if nothing goes wrong, you're still facing a download that takes weeks to complete.

This is all setting aside the DRM problems, and the fact that you literally turn over part of the ownership of your game to a third-party. The idea used to be that if you bought the game, you owned the game. You could do whatever you wanted with it - even share it to other people. Not any more.

Anyone who willingly chooses to buy games off of Steam in the current year, no matter what the price is, is not welcome here. They have zero respect for themselves as consumers, zero standards for producers, and are ignorant to their own impact on the market. When you have games available on GOG, or through piracy (which typically yields a better result anyways, considering re-packs), there is no reason to buy a game off of Steam.

That aside, this thread is a designated shitposting thread, and it should be treated as such.

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I love you guys.

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I guess faggot cats really are faggots.

I've bought more from a regular store and that won't change. The last time there was a steam sale I bought KOTOR1&2 in a bundle because it was 10 bucks and I had a paycheck, and the time before that it was the Valve game bundle for 20 so I could fuck around in Garry's Mod.

Most current games don't interest me if it's in the steam store, I only use the site for easy, lazy access to stuff I missed when I was a kid. I pay for convienance, nothing else. And those two packs are the only games I have on my PC, aside from one extra game, Riff Racer, because I thought it was cool at the time and it was like 5 bucks and I wanted to drift to vaporwave tracks and eurobeat.

DO YOU LIKE
MY CARRRR

And what exactly is your point, senor singles?

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How can I play multiplayer on pirated games?

if anyone thinks like this and buys physical is a retard, either go full goy or pirate like rational human bean

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I play old multiplayer games. I still cannot join servers if it is a pirated copy.

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There's a thing called multiplayer only games.

These girls used to give me blueballs when I was a kid. Now looking at them just makes my balls blue.

Define old, because if it's got DRM for online play and has an active community it's off the spectrum for old. Unless you think that anything in the 2006-2012 range is old in which case i'll just call you a faggot underage nigger. Re-remakes or re-re-releases of games aren't old, if you're reffering to anything like that.


And those are cancer that only casuals and normalfags play.

you mean the ones with microtransactions?

What are some good multiplayer games with no DRM?

i don't have money, why should i care about this

Could be worse. At least he doesn't use Linux.

Discounts aren't as good. oh well.

Yes, only AAA games exist. There's literally nothing but Ubisoft and EA multiplayer games. Midair? Pfft, never heard of it. Probably casual shit for normalfags. Do you even play games? I am saying this unironically. It sounds to me you are someone pretending to know it all and have all the "correct" opinions to fit in here.

the absolute state of steamfags

oh boy its this retard again

What the fuck do you expect. Tribes doesn't have mass market appeal and this game isn't being shown at press conferences.
Open Beta and Free to Play launch some time by Q1/Q2 next year, and buying it in EA gives you all gameplay unlocks when it comes out. It's a great game, but great games are rarely popular ones.

Expecting multiplayer games to have a player base is too much?
So microtransaction lootboxes are all but confirmed?
The absolute state of steamfags

< get the lube!
I'm ready!

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It has one, it's just tiny and tight knit.
It's fucking Tribes. There's no way to make a game like Tribes and have the playerbase grow unless you make it F2P. The Tribes community is tiny but F2P can make it bigger.

any recommendations on cheap vydia right now?

Silent storm, every time.

nobody is going to buy your early access trash here.
Its gonna go the same way of all F2P cancer you steamfags enable.

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there is no excuse to not pirate games unless you're a console cuck

Steam has no games. !

Not really, the sale is just the same old shit. All I have on Steam is CsGo, Age Of Empires II, and Warband. I was gonna get Nioh, but its still 56 bucks. Ill wait for February for Kingdom Come Deliverance. As for all these anti steam spic nigger faggots, try fitting in harder, no one gives a shit about your weeb sjw antics and or shit visual novels. Also your beloved website is run by kikes.

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Yes user we get it, you're to cool for Steam and it sucks and it ruined the world

remove the porky edit retard

it's ok plenty of sluts left to blue ball you even now :^)

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Doesn't exist.
Now if you were to ask for good games that happen to have multiplayer, you could just you know, play doom, ut2k4, Q3A, tribes 2, red alert 2, supcom, AoE2:Conq, etc. You know, the works. The bread and butter. They are still active even now if you look at the right places.


The absolute state of the Multiplayer Community.

Not even console faggots are wholly in support of physical. Most physical sales are just from either collectors or mouth-breathers who impulse buy at Walmart. For the most part, console users are too fucking lazy to get up off their fat asses, walk 8 foot round trip, to change a disk every few hours.

And they're the ones who actually need physical disks. So long as their games come in physical form, most people are going to see them as a product being sold - not a service being rendered. Once physical dies on consoles, then you'll start seeing limited licenses where companies will force you to keep paying out a few bucks every year or so just to keep access to the games they already paid for.

On PC, at least if something happens to a game you paid for, you can fuck off and just pirate it to restore what you own - or just pirate in the first place.

Consoles don't have that luxury. Piracy has to wait until the system is cracked, and may involve complex (to the average console player) exploits or hardware soldered to your system - both of which will almost certainly cause you to be perma-banned and cut you off from multiplayer and those precious trophies/achievements the faggots are so keen on.

If you could only have one example of the idiocracy of console players - Achievements/Trophies would be it. It's literally nothing but a viral marketing tool, designed solely to get you to buy more games - ensure brand loyalty - and to advertise games to everyone on your friends list by setting it up as a competition on who can buy and play the most games - and these fools will defend it up and down as some kind of game-enhancing must-have feature.

No faggots, it just motivates you to get the trophies/cheevos

No, because you faggots won't even bother touching a game that doesn't have achievements. Literally every single game released in the last 40 years is at your fingertips, but you turn your nose up to those because they don't have your precious marketing badges. Not unless it's re-released and sold for premium with trophies enabled, then you'll slobber all over it.

That means the conditioning is complete, and you're so far deep into that shit that you don't even realize that you're literally a human equivalent of Pavlov's dog.

is it better to buy your friends the game they want if you know it's a shit game or to just get them something that's good?
i haven't actually spoken to any of them in five years

Nice one, Tesla.

If I had to guess people who don't hate multiplayer games like you do are probably so shit and get fucked every time so you hate all multiplayer games instead of gitting good.

Just cause

This isnt even cuckchan tier, this is reddit tier

Don't forget to get Sonic Forces now so you can get the Super Sonic DLC for free, before you have to pay for it in January.

how do they keep fucking this up so much

Gee and i guess all those gamenights that have been happening every weekend are just for 'naught.
Git the hint refugee, we ain't here to adjust for your bottom-tier standards, either understand that most multiplayer communities are shit and you're paying for a subpar product only to be dealing with assholes and kids who'se got more control of their mother's creditcard than of their own life and education. The situation is tenfold worse once you factor in F2P since those are just filled with BRs, spics, slavs, niggers and the "frenchies" who are just mudslimes now.

Too bad i ran out of laughing macros that aren't shit.

OMG fellow anonymous poster, don't you want to throw your money at Based Lord and saviour Gbaen who saved pc gaming with steam?
What is wrong with you?

Why is he collecting seventy gazilllion rings and murdering just as much enemies?

You are again only talking about popular and bad shit. Not ever game is fucking Overwatch, Call of Duty and Counter Strike. There's plenty of smaller games out there like Reflex Arena and Midair, but small games have few players and you either put up with it or keep playing AAA shit instead.

Check my digits

Everything is going and has went digital, it would only be a matter of time it happend to games even if steam didn't exist be glad it was steam, they're drm has always been the least intrusive
Yeah, I remember those good old days
Alternatively
>That's the 3rd fucking shop I've been into, it's not a fucking niche/old game, where the fuck is it I'm looking at you bf2142
Valid point, some people like to show off their collections, besides you can still buy physical copies for most games.
Hard drives were also much smaller back then. If you can't handle a few extra gigs, upgrade your pc.
Actually, that was to do with higher and more affordable internet speeds. As I already said, everything is going/went digital, it was inevitable.
Sucks to be you then. that argument borders on a soc justice "all inclusiveness" argument
Will take you 18 hours to download. It's not convenient but if you have such a shitty net connection, you should be used to waiting. You're probably too young to remember when that used to be a standard.
Not on steam. Lies.
Lies again.
I'll wave my "physical degradeable disk (1)" ownership for a digitial version that I can get anywhere/anytime as long as I have a net connection.
Steam family sharing, or you know, give them your username/password?
go home b2faa

Please sage next time

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Thanks for nothing, you worthless cunts.
Only reason I even vaguely care is because relatives keep buying me steam gift cards as presents.

Sad part is there are dumb fucking cunts who actually think and act like this.

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Fuck 😥

Fag

Imagine being this much of a circumcised dick sucking corporate shill. What's your christmas bonus for all your hard work gonna be faggot, a blowjob from your lord (((gaben))) himself?

Gonna be anything good in the GOG sale?

double repeating integers can be found in the upper right corner of the box this text is located in

at least I'm not doing it for free

the only thing worse than valvedrones are nintendrones tbh but they both have the same mentality
They disgust me

Son, your crusade starts and ends at an entertainment industry. There are much worse things out there to be concerned about, but don't worry.

Keep fighting the worthwhile fight. I'm sure you'll eventually convince someone your right eventually.

And what are those two? A clone of either UT or Q3A for Reflex and Tribes for midair, which still have active multiplayer servers and are probably dumbed down versions of the existing games because GOTTA CATER TO THE NU-AGE BOYS, PLAYERS CAN'T BOTHER TO EVEN LEARN THE GAME, GOTTA MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND it's gay. They don't even have modding tools.

The only thing i'm upset about a new game being left off the grid would be Strike Vector but that shit even payed for youtube shills and couldn't pull the shit out of its ass to keep players interested. Everything else can go die in a fire and so can you.

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>Not giving your money to the nip jews for them lewd books that won't be uploaded or to upload them

I already have a huge backlog and plenty of games to play. Especially fighting games and RPGs that take up a ton of time. Now it's that time of the year to focus on lewd shit I don't need.

Like pottery. Check out the rest of this thread and really archives of any and all steam threads within the past year and a half and tell me that you think people haven't been convinced, at least on this board to not use Steam.

Mindlessly droning for any kind of company, game, community or personality is deranged and stupid. Praise acomplishments in technology, execution and mechanics, not for a fucking brandname.

Sure is a lot of anime on this video game board

no shit, they just tend to be the most obnoxious or vocal types of "drones" you'll see on Holla Forums. Them and blizzdrones.

That's one detailed vulva bulge.

Please, don't eat me

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PLEASE, EAT ME

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I want to befriend them.

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No shit, I'm sure plenty of people have came with the same argument. You're picking a fight that doesn't exist, an quantifiable hatred for digital distribution whilst ignoring other things that infringe on your rights way more than this one example. But I'm sure you have a compelling "argument" as to why steam is shit.

Yet steam threads have always been a staple here.

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more?

Having a scanner is nice as it makes it easy to make custom mousepads or wall scrolls out of any small image. That Futaba picture is still the best in that whole book though. It's her smug expression.


Why do friends need to grow dicks?


The best.

You're asking questions you can't even answer yourself, OP. All I give a flyin fuck about is makin dinner right and proper. Throwin around vidya don't mean shit. That's what the share thread is for.

holy shit my dick

TOP WEW
Did you disappear since late 2015? Fuck off m8. I never said anything about "digital distribution" besides the objective fact that physical copies are superior to own if you're going to buy shit to begin with. You can use GoG and other storefronts if you want some games from a storefront and company that actually has some commitment and ethics still in them and actually still makes half-decent games as well.
You bring up the same argument again, try to move the goalposts and put words in my mouth and deflect Valve as "not being bad compared to all the other shit". Are you forgetting their work with Bethesda in paid mods? Their numerous, heavy amounts of censorship and takedowns? The garbage they've allowed to flood into their store through Steam Greenlight. Their attempts to create a digital storefront monopoly? Their allowance of DRM (and even their own types of DRM a la Steamworks?). Their contribution to the fall of vidya with assfaggots and shitty esports like CS;GO (which they have a whole other slew of problems with with their lootboxes and gambling dillemma) and Dota 2 (2nd biggest assfaggots?
This is just the beginning mind you, I can list off some more if you'd like.
Stop being a valvecuck, faggot. You are the equivalent of a Fire Emblem Heroes shitter.
"I-its better than other gachashit that makes it okay"
"there are way worse things you should be fighting! Leave my preferred but still shitty thing alone!'
kill yourself

Then, you have these tumblrettes triggered by what they don't even know why they're triggered anymore. It's like some Asimove tale, AI battleships stuck in an endless war somewhere in deep space.

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I don't understand the appeal of slimegrills

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I think it popped off hot, when I made that thread about that one game I got from a proper reseller on a pricing error, then Steam came down and removed it from hell all bunch of folks. Hell if I even remember the game anymore. Not like it was some fly-by-night bullshit site, either.

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how many size/vorefags are on 8/v/, christ?
its already bad enough I share a fetish with fucking cakejew

I am honestly not sure which I find more disgusting.

No, that's just my vore/unbirth folder - and even that is just the triage of unsorted pics. My main folder is elsewhere.

You kinda have to take what you can get, which means photo manips too. 90% of the goddamned fetish is Sonic OC tier MS paint shit, vanilla pregnancy pics with the stretch tool, and furshit.

Get the fuck out. Go back to halfchan where you belong with the rest of the halfwits.

It's almost like they need a booru tbh. Oh, wait. That's right. There is one. It's almost like, that's where they should remain. Just thinkin out loud here.

Right, we should totally stay on topic in a Steam shilling thread.

So what are you buying for such great discounts this season, fellow user?

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That's not at all what I'm saying. Fact is, nobody operates quite like I do, and you don't want to see what I pull from the boorus.

My bad, I'll eat that.
None moved whatsoever. I simply pointed out that in the slew of things to bitch about, your chosen topic is very trivial, feel free to read my first post to that other guy as to why it's trivial.
Nope. I'm also under no illusion that most companies would throw me under the bus if it made them an extra penny, I have no brand loyalty but that doesn't mean I won't call out blatant bullshit when I see it.
Like any company, they have laws to follow, I can't really think of many games that were took down I don't exactly keep a list of valves "evil doings"
You'll need to expand on this more, I can't see how it effects anyone other than valve having to put up with it.
They succeeded. Many years ago.
You need to expand on this more. That's pretty much a blanked statement, it doesn;'t even mean anything.
Shhhhh
Debatable subject
Try tidying up some of the previous ones please, expand abit more.

Probably not, but if there was a time to post that shit, now is it.

I ain't buying vidya for nobody. Not even a dumb stocking stuffer. For the wee ones, they get lincoln logs, k'nex and table games. And for the special few, some advanced LEGO sets. Shit to inspire them to grander autism. No MEGA bloks will enter this domain.

Nah, I always know when I'm right. I don't need correction. I wouldn't jump up, otherwise.

Not many. I think we even have more kemono posters and those are rare too.


It is suffering. Even on pixiv, you have to sort through a ton of trash before finding anything good. That's assuming it even matches the type of vore you like. Why couldn't I have a more popular fetish?

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Reminder that this game bombed badly, but knowing Bethesda they won't learn a damn thing.

Found out, I know where to stuff you. There are stations in space for you. It's almost like I can shitpost without fagging around around about some gayoff fetish.

I was going to type "Nothing personnel kid" but someone beat me to it.

t. r/pcmasterrace

I already teleported behind you, long ago. You know it, you can hear the stocking jangling.

They can lie all they want.

A lot of people get off on nothing but being lied to. I guess that's what neofag was.

Offworld Trading Company is rather comfy. The AI is pretty fucking good too.

To think that you would be this slow. Tsk, I haven't even broken a sweat yet, grandpa.

Autistic shitposting aside. I don't see a reason to buy many games off steam unless you're into multiplayer. And even then, there are plenty of games you don't need steam for to play online multiplayer. At the same time, fuck having to pay online for PS4 multiplayer. It's hilarious how people who play Under Night In Birth on the PS3 don't have to pay for online while playing with PS4 players who do.

My bullshit is dead serial at this point, ain't no home to go back to. Jettisoned deep into the ink, not lost. I can still come around and slightly pretend to be normal. No matter what comes. I can still throw together a dinner, cookies, pies, and make it damn well feel like Christmas. It is a promise and I will not break it. I bet you can't even into Cooking Mama.

Yeah, I don't seem much need for making kids cry but for old vidya. A few special ones, I've printed out manuals for and re-carted certain things. Thank goodness there aren't any LOL thread material in my family and I can just be /vr/ wholesome-like.

I don't think I'm making any /cow/ material, just more fuckoff assholes like me that are trained and groomed on the best recipes. There's no coming back, once you've had the best. Just more assholes with a big fire under them.

there are no good games worth buying anymore so I don't know what you're talking about

Why do people spam threads with the shitty pictures whenever a thread makes them mad? Cuckchan is objectively better now.
This place does it more

Fuck that shit.

Oh come on now, there are plenty of neat games you probably only gave fifteen at all minutes to before stewing innit. There were plenty good games this year. And, we already had that thread, skinwalker.

Door's right there, motherfucker.

>>>/cuckchan/

I'm in both. Tabs exist

You need to leave.

Should I get PUBG? I fell for the DayZ meme. There's not much games I'd be interested in except Witcher III, Rabi Ribi, Dragon's Dogma and 100% Orange Juice.

You should. Learn to tie a noose, that is.

Yea

I only buy shit on the last day of the sale since its when they have the best deals anyway.

That was hilarious, seeing all the yurofags pitching a fit. It's a dumb fucking thing, anyway. May as well get something off of some fly-by-night ching chong shop that does all the same shit and not outright tied to Steam.

post screencaps,so you can get mocked on both

The audacity of you quadruple niggers will never cease to amaze. Close your tabs on this domain and never come back. You and your cuck bullshit are not welcome anywhere on this site except >>>Holla Forums and maybe >>>/fur/

You need to get better shitty anime images

pubg can unironically be fun and exciting, but you have to deal with the fact that since millions of people have it you're going to be playing with and against some of the most cancerous humans on the internet. outside of the excitement factor of having a shotgun with only two rounds in it and hearing someone on the floor above stomping around and knowing that one of you is going to die very shortly, the game fundamentally is kinda neat and can be good for some jump in, mindless fun gaming, just be warned that every single fucking game ends the same way when you're down to the last ten or so people: you're going to fight your way to the circle and get sniped by someone who found a bigger scope than you

tl;dr if it's less than twenty bucks i'd say go for it, especially if you have normalfag friends

No.

It's pretty shit in every respect. It's fun with friends but so is Parcheesi

yes user, and play it with your friends.