Christmas Vidya

Here's a semilewd for your digits

Both Jazz Jackrabbit 1 & 2 have a Christmas episode.
There's Duke Nukem 3D: Nuclear Winter also.

Thanks user, merry christmas.

files.catbox.moe/1jd27s.zip (190MB)

Happy Xmas everyone. This package includes Elf Bowling, Merry Gear Solid 1 and 2, Princess Pitch, and a bunch of flash games. You will have to right click and run play to get past the loading screen of a few of them.

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YES!

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Vivian James is a good Christian girl and celebrates Christmas by going to mass and praying to Jesus.
You really just add insult to injury, if you're fighting against the destruction of Christmas but end up playing santa claus themed vidya to celebrate it.

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are you a time traveler?

Good idea
mega.nz/#!cbozmShI!xzAWnAo2jaPAtU4kNbiUplQ7G9AWHzIYr0gWf9mKciA

I do it not only cause I can user, but because I must.

Thanks for sharing user

Also friendly reminder that Mark cannot have this Christmas Cake because he's a filthy Jewish Heathen. Get fucked Mark, you can't have this.

what if Mark ask for forgiveness for Killing the Messiah and accepts Christ as the lamb of God?

It would be a ruse to steal our Christmas Cake recipe.

As a matter of statistical likelihood, jews do not, ever, convert. The number of true conversions in 2000 years can be counted on two hands.

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Try new year mole

Serious Sam

This

what about a Christmas Miracle?

I wonder, will Liru christmas special also work for this year?

Why the fuck would we want a greasy kike–and all the attendant genetic illnesses–to remain part of humanity?

he is funny to laugh at, so I sorta feel a small bit of compassion and want to save him from eternal damnation.

Girls actually do that because they find the guy attractive and don't want to be embarrassed by sitting next to him unless you look like a serial killer the yeah that's why they sit next to a sexual unintimidating fatass

Someone have a mega/torrent for the liru christmas shit?

Guess I'll be playing Katawa Shoujo this Christmas

It's my personal christmas tradition to play Max Payne from the 20 of December until the end of the year.

Remember that one time Reddit stole Christmas, and Vivian had to run through Toronto punching lesbians and geese to death?

Pretty sure has you covered.

what a nice manga user, good to find a heartwarming hentai with actual writing

Yakuza 2 and 5

I don't have any games I always play this time of year anyway. I'll be spending my holiday curled up with Fire Emblem 12.

hooktube.com/watch?v=IsT_PvMR4j4.

Time sure flies.

It doesn't. You gotta put your time to 2016.

Serious Sam: The Second Encounter.

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pff seriously why the fuck?
so whats the trick? is it in between a certain date

The readme literally says "this will only work in 2016"
So set your PC's time to 2016, any date should do as long as it's 2016 I tried it today with December 20th 2016, and voila.

well if I remember correctly it was released as a special dlc thing, it wouldn't work before nor after a certain date, perhaps it was the whole month

Terraria

That's possible. I really only remembered it as being limited to the end of 2016 since that's when it must've come out.

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picrels

well got it….
by the way, the original is better, not to mention you can't avoid the cocktease

it hurts ;_; Why can't we meme this one forever ever, if it worked for Liru?

Duke: Nuclear Winter is garbage though

A lot of the Yakuza games take place around christmas time, in 2 around midgame the city becomes christmas themed and it snows. In Yakuza 5 there's a subquest as majima that involves dressing up as Santa and being up goons

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iirc the building that blows up and rains money on happens on midnight of Christmas or new years eve. I remember this reminding me of Die Hard.

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

Skyrim was shit but I did get feels playing snow-level areas around Christmas time.
Howling Fjord/Grizzly Hills too

We need a game where we hug anons at Christmas.

hugs are a sign of gayness

Hatred

Come on user no user would hug one another however we need Holla Forums hugging Vivian and wishing her Merry Christmas.

May Payne 2.

Max

A shotgun brain surgery.

This sketch is all your fault.

Thanks, it's really nice to know someone cares.
I'll see what I can do.

I say it's perfect user.

wew
Epic user.

Merry gear solid allways seemed interesting to me. Thanks

Sugarloafs christmas adventure. And the new vegas christmas special. Also, get christmas movies, like Krampus. Maybe the die hard movies and the old santa movies with tim the toolman.
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62671/?tab=3&selected_game=130&navtag=https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/ajax/modimages/?id=62671&user=2&gid=130&pUp=1

It's always Christmas in the division even if you play in the summer.

Pardon the 'tism but it's Saejima. The part where a chase sequence activates as you run from a bunch of kids had me in stitches.
With all the snow, the snow festival, muffled X-mas songs playing in the streets and assorted decorations, Tsukimino is IMHO the most "X-massy" of towns in the series.

Learn how to shorten links properly
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62671/?

You're pretty good.

So quirky japanese gaem, japan is soOoOo R4ndOm!

No.

Bayonetta 2 is technically a Christmas game.

But if you don't you'll make a nerd
FUCKING MAD

If Christ wasn't murdered y'all wouldn't be able to go to heaven. You are fucking welcome.

Cool stuff user. I miss the old 2000s era of flash.
Anyone got any recommendations for shooters with a fall/winter mood? I'm just about to reinstall Stalker or Fallout with a winter theme slapped over it.

would he want it? i don't usually add the blood of christian babies to my christmas treats, so i'm not sure if it'd be all that appetising.

I may not speak for the entirety of Holla Forums, but that right there almost made me fucking disown Vivian. Hugs between family are not fucking gay. They're a sweet and wholesome thing in a sea of degeneracy.

Embeded

I want her to call me Daddy

well what can you do. You can replace duke with 4 christmas maps for thief 2
ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106781#Christmas

Call me the gay community.

age of wonders. all 4 games have frostlings to play as, so just pick the one you like and start spreading that holiday cheer.
if im not mistaken theres even santa hats in age of wonders 3 that you can dress your leader with.

She obviously said it because she's embarrassed at being hugged, it's not an actual comment on the gayness of familial hugs

DIE HARD TRILOGY (PSX) mah nigga

Try hugging your teenage daughter and see what happens.

get on my level

I accept this but my comment is still true

I always took it as men hugging eachother to be cringeworthy. A firm handshake is all that's needed.

you might as well just grab his penis gaylord

How about a hug as a sign of affection.

I'd probably pop a boner the size of the twin towers before they fell to the ground.

You'll change your mind as you see the mushroom clouds in the horizon. You'll hug the first stranger you see.

New Viv is glorious.

You are loved.

The most Christmas thing I've seen so far

Forgot my damn picture

And then this happened soon after. That's over twice my total HP. Farewell Christmas!

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If you have Playstation or Dreamcast emulator…

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Are you still so slow?
Christ had to die, but it was sinful to kill him.
You must be beyond even protestant memers to say what you just said.

I came here to post this

Merry fucking Christmas.

Christus Victor or bust.

I wanted to be nice for some random fuckers on here and the usual autists have to shit it up, I fucking hate you wretches tbh.

The fact that this is something that a sizable portion of imageboard users actually worry about is genuinely distressing to me. What the fuck happened?

Kikes took over our countries and propagandized entire cultures into degenerate hellscapes of porn, "equality", and "justice" for the purpose of committing genocide on the white race and its achievements.

autistic losers which lack any self awareness believe their lives have been ruined by another party when really it was just down to them

Good goy.

Oh no, you're one of them.

The worst part is that these autistic losers actively reject their own autism and want to start a family. This is Holla Forums, nigger. Weren't we supposed to be the extreme place on the internet?

if you had any worthwhile achievements you'd have a number of chicks on your dick, face it you're your own problems in life

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Funny how you can't refute what I said, huh.

it was a nice comfy place but then the many super autists drove out anyone of worthwhile here and now we're stuck with cuckchan rejects and them

A classic example of the keyboard warrior screeching a battle cry as he readies himself for another furious episode of BTFOing random people on a mongolian pictogram board.

I won't ever have a family, but you're the one who will be dying alone.

all I wanted was to buy gifts for peeps tbh but autistic fuckers had to dramafag it up

What's he gonna do,
BULLY ME?

Cease, faggot.

No he is going to spank you

drink bleach nigger

have you ever thought to yourself what it would be like if you didnt bugger men and farm animals?

There is no correct context. Go back to sucking leftist cock.

A-ko Viv is best Viv.

the context is that spouting such nonsense and fornicating with men and farm animals has a 100% correlation rate, which voids your statements in most social circles.

Why even live?

What did he mean by this?

Why are you so triggered?

Honestly, some people need to take a chill pill and calm the fuck down. Just because someone used an image in an art style you don't like is no reason to go bananas.

Then again, we are on Holla Forums…

Hold it right there you fucking nigger, you haven't done anything but shitpost about

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wew slow down uncle moishy, I know your (((people))) suffer from all manner of neurosis but your blatant pathologizing is clearly projection. Only one kike is welcomed on nu/v/ and that is the funny cake golem with an oedipus complex and Mark would never defend Tumblr nose.

We really need another crusade to retake jerusalem.

devfag great that you're alive

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

in my country even father and son don't touch otherwise, but we sit in saunas naked and sweaty with thighs touching like its no big deal. also when drunk its always about that brolove shit at some point of the night

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Deus Vult

Here's a bump so people would stop making threads

Sticky since people keep making christmas threads when this one exists

If I wrap a ribbon around a dick and call it a christmas present is it still gay?

Fuck off, Pedo.

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Disgusting.

well maybe you'll be able to see me being nice if people were allowed a history of their own rather then lol anonymous shit tbh

Merry Christmas
I hope bkub draw Chen 2hu comics again

why are you calling him a pedo?

Are you trying to stir shit up or are you the SA goon who thinks Holla Forums is pedo dan?

not unless molesting shortcakes is a felony crime now

4chan on the whole thinks that as well as afew other places. there's nothing that gets to people then pedophiles and sexual assaults so it's a simple way to taint someone or thing assuming the vast majority doesn't care about it enough to actually look into it. so basically don't trust anyone who tries to make someone out to be something unless there's hard proof of it tbh

The only pedo Holla Forums has is pedo wolfspider.

Fuck off, Mark is far too shy to touch even an adult woman. Kids are completely out of the reality realm

he isn't a pedo either

Does this mean the gamenight thread gets unstickied?

hi spider

see>>14039531

It's christmas and all.

If shortstack is slang for a tiny woman with big tits, would shortcake simply be another word for loli?

>I'll point him and fuck it up to my own post, that'll show him!

this is clearly why you're an actual pedophile, so hard pressed to deter the attention from your self.

:^)

Grasping for straws are we.
I don't go around flashing my name on an imageboard while associating with underage people.

it's anonymous, you've no idea of anything really as it's just words on a screen at the end of the day. pedo

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Twisted Metal 1 for best Christmas atmosphere. Twisted Metal 2 for best game in the series.

Or maybe shortcake would be slang for a specific type of Christmas cake (a short kind)

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Earthworm Jim
because it's a game for all ages

Barring that just play animal crossing or something I don't know faggot make your own festivities instead of sucking other peoples ideas off.

Despite not having a snow level, I often play Deus Ex during Christmas.

Woo Christmas Eve

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what was this dudes name again? love his stuff

I don't need vidya to get me in the festive mood, as I already have the tax plan getting passed and net neutralty being killed.

I am not from Leafland

Is Sam in the black community again?

I think I can post a couple that for whatever reason is in pdf. Give me a sec.

Looks like I only have the one for now. Merry Christmas Holla Forums.

Are those pdf from Fakku?

EXCUSE ME I HANDCRAFT THESE PDFS MYSELF EACH ONE IS TASTEFULLY CHOSEN AND WRAPPED WITH CARE

Terraria has it's Christmas themed stuff right now.
Some bunnies are in Santa costumes (sadly it does not last once the holiday rolls over), and Slimes have bows on them.
Enemies have a slight chance of dropping "presents" as well, which can be unwrapped into festive clothes, candy cane blocks, Pine blocks (which can even be made into chairs, tables and doors), decorations, and even weapons.
The wandering salesman can sell Christmas themed paintings, and the Paint will sell festive wallpaper as well.
If you're in hard mode, you can summon the Frost Legion mob to fight. You can summon it by using Snow Globes found in Presents (opened in Hard Mode worlds)
Irrelevant of the time of year, you can forge a "Naughty Present" in hardmode from Souls of Fright, Ectoplasm, and Silk to summon the Frost Moon at night. It is an endless mob that can be tougher than the final boss- so be prepared. You'll get great loot from it though.
Finally, if you have enough villagers, beat the Frost Legion before Jan 1st, and an open room, Santa can visit as a vendor, selling decorations that can be applied to trees.

I like the cut of your jib.

Well I found a program that lets me do the conversion easy. Lets see how it goes. If I'm not banned or if anyone is still interested I can post more tonight.

Hmm, the quality seems a bit off. Gonna have to play with it I guess.

He might not be a pedophile but he is definitely a rapist since he raped the board quality.

Not entirely true, I've asked someone for casual sex once. However she laughed it off as me being drunk, and this was the second time we met so I just laughed it off.

The ✡board owner✡, ladies and gents.

Our fearless leader. At least you had the guts to ask a girl that.

wheres the christmas cake, mark
are you gonna eat another entire fucking cake all by yourself?

Make it a non-kosher fruitcake.

When I asked her about it, she said I was too bold. I didn't sexually harass her or anything, my approach was just. "Hey I like you, can we have casual sex?" Or something like that.

More like to fat and ugly.

Maybe so, either way she doesn't talk to me anymore. So whatever. Moving on do they have the Christmas costumes in SA2 like they did in SA1

Only 2D

This is a nice little babby game platformer. I played it many years ago, really liked it back then and remembered it this year.

also this

Please give me (You)s for Christmas

Your dissaproval only makes my penis harder

how about (you)'re a fag tbh

Karen?

More like

Maren.

Heyyy :3

Have a world that's mostly arctic biome. Made it myself so there's a lot of shit I missed.

volafile.org/get/uPyLS1L3Kb9y/Arcticana.wld

Yep playing it. Merry Christmas anons.

Next time just show your dick.

MARK WHY WOULD YOU STICKY THIS?
Vivian in the OP is wearing a fucking CLOVER

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Are you high on cake again?

Really dropped your cake there.

She was actually designed with a clover you retard. Look at the date.

Try this next time.

Are you actually fucking retarded you massive cock-gobbling nigger-loving rectum-squeezing la-la faglord? It doesn't matter if it was made before the first exodus or after; the point is that she is wearing a clover instead of a green infinity pin. It's a rule of thumb that all Vivian posted on here has to be punished Vivian, not cucked Vivian.

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FUCK

Santa doesn't give gifts to the people who killed Jesus, remember?

Not really, just the sidequests.

Jesus fuck japs over design shit to much these days. What the fuck is wrong with a few simple hair bands or ribbons?

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Here's an update to the Vivian James Xmas special, now (nearly) bug-free, plus it actually has music and more of an ending than it used to. Enjoy!

fuck, I mean dicks

Hey twintails are top tier. I'm just fucking sick of these weird fucking rings and shit that completely ruin the contour and makes her head look top heavy.

There's your problem Mark, you don't ask for casual sex, you get invited over for it.
Also, get your ban priorities in order and either put a spam-filter on LOL threads or leave them alone and let them be their own shitty thing.

Oh, my apologies.

Thoughts on these robotic twin tails?

Well shit… Guess I'm a wizard forever then.

Does this count as twintails?

its not funny when you do it on purpose

Nah. That's just furry philotes.
You stupid shit.

I'm not a fan of metal hair. Synthetic fiber optic hair would be more appropriate.

Dunno but it counts as degenerate, that's for sure.

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PURGE IT

Oh please, getting laid is easy. Depends on how low your standards are though, and I'm not talking looks, I'm talking mental stability.
I bet I can get anyone here laid within a month provided they're over 21, and have a place to actually have sex. Doesn't matter how much of a robot you are, I can get you laid.

All of you are cancer tbh. Stick to your containment site.

Reported for defending cuckchan.

Here's hoping I can get something at PAX East when I go this year

The Clover is fucking gay, I agree. However I can't change images.

Are you planning on getting laid while town, or getting laid at the convention, because I can already tell you the latter part isn't going to happen, unless PAX East has a liquor stand I don't know about.

That sounds like your problem, not ours.

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Eh, if you're actually serious about it, drop me your email and I can give you some advice, or don't and I can advise you throughout the thread so it's mildly entertaining for everyone else.

a gun

I've kinda just taken the "if it happens it happens" approach, either way it's whatever.

Can confirm, Christmas hunting is some good shit if you've got some buddies and enough of the expensive liquor to bring along.

Alright, but like most relationships with other people, getting laid takes effort. I wouldn't go half-assed at it.

Who said I wanted a relationship?

Good job, user

Getting laid is a relationship, however brief it might be. Ugh, god, the Chans are basically English Men's clubs aren't they? Where as little information about women goes through as possible, and even less actual women.

No one is going to have sex with a fat kike, except for another fat kike.

maybe he can beg to harvey weinstein

Fuck you, degenerate. Those who fall for kike hookup culture get the rope.

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You don't ask for sex, you seduce the woman with your touch and kiss until the time is right.

Tease a woman and hint at what you want and you will never have to ask explicitly for anything. It simply appears.

Since Marko is a fugly jew, you better be a funny guy Mark. Funny guys get laid no questions asked. Women don't give a shit about aesthetics. Only feelings.

At this point it would be better if you just told him to rape the next women he sees.

Now that is an accurate statement for all the wrong reasons. Also why I haven't bothered to start a BDSM board.

I hope you're well Holla Forums, you bunch of autistic niggers I pretend to hate.
I finally got into the Christmas spirit when my father went into the store to complain about poorly done pastery and told everyone at the store to whore themselves in the street seeing as they could make more money that way and I had to pull him out of the store by force before they called security.
Here, have the Winter mod for Call of Chernobyl.
moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl/addons/winter-mod-for-coc-132-and-later

Merry Codmas

I mean it would be nice to see him locked up for a couple decades and not here, not the worst advice.

I've given him advice on how to run the board and it's worked out. More or less

The guy deserves to get laid at least once for putting up with us calling him a faggot repeatedly over the years.

No.

Oh that's some bullshit, fat kikes always get fucking laid hell some even own porno businesses. All he has to do is what his blood is good at, deception and conniving his way into a girls pants.

He defends pedos therefore he's just as bad as them.
REMOVE MARK, FUCK THE KIKE

No

You just reminded me of these fags.

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Hey now, pedophiles are great. Mark wishes he was as likeable as pedophiles.

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I swear that shit gets me every time.

Everyone here is miserable.

Not me, I'm getting laid!

You know he wouldn't fit

What movie.

8/10 post

Blue Spring.
it's actually a bretty good movie, I enjoyed it at least

Enjoy

Load up your Elona save and come visit Jure in Noyel. She doesn't want to see you or anything!

Merry christmas Holla Forums and to Holla Forums too.

Well fug…

Eh, it's more like 40 minutes of arts and crafts followed by 3 hours of foreplay, spanking her, mutual hair-pulling and scratching, about 10 minutes of my hands around her throat. and 40 minutes of actual penetration. The orgasm is completely worth it for the effort though.
Merry Christmas y'all!

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Ugh, no, if I'm going to pay the money, I'm buying a Mistress and get a few months worth out of it.
Nah, this is my sub. Managed to snag her right as she was getting into the kinky Shit, before anyone else got to her.

thanks for reminding me asshole

What's the matter, angry no one gives a fuck about Hanukah?

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Might as well make a ronery thread for Christmas. Also where's the Mark's eating our cake live stream?

Checked. Mark needs to do a cake eating live stream now.

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Mark eating a cake and streaming it.
Needs to happen

FUCK

I already left Carvel

I'm sensing a bit of malice user.

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL MARK?

What was the opinion on the Dreamcast 2 again? Good? Bad? Maybe they'll focus on being Couch CO-OP and keep that from dying?

We both are, I'm switching between Mobile and PC because I was out for dinner.

shouldn't you be mobile 24/7 then

Truly our board owner is an enlightened individual.

It wasn't funny the first time either. A bunch of fags just forced the meme.

user I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Nice taste.

no billy

No reverse psychology either.

Where are the secret Menorahs hidden in the CSS?

Yidmas was a while ago.

Thanks user, Merry Christmas to you too

Merry Christmas to you and to all the anons.

got the manga?

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Every Yakuza game.

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You are shockingly inept.

I've got a quarter liter of cheap bourbon in me, I'm anything but miserable.

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Where are the (You)s

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

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no u

is that you noun?

For some reason Parasite Eve seemed to be set around Christmas, but I am also getting a bit long in the tooth.

Actually been playing it recently, and it is set around christmas.

Merry Christmas. I tried.

Well, I just overslept my alarm (I work 3rd shift so I sleep during the day). So I missed Christmas with my family for the third year in a row. Feels kinda empty and cold, got no food cept ramen, and I gotta work on Christmas tomorrow night.

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see

You're a retard and you deserve to get called out on it.

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LEARN YOUR OWN FUCKING RULES BEFORE ENFORCING THEM YOU KIKE. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR CAKE

This omage features a fucking dildo, a 3dpd sex toy.
Why didnt they get banned or deleted?

Fuck you furfag. Get banned again. I hope all you cropped porn fucks get banned.

More unspoiled porn and porn crops and a fucking diaper image

>acronym for mother i'd like (to) fuck

I'm not wasting anymore of my time on you, you retard.

oy vey

Public Board log says it was Cobalt, not Mark. You should stay banned for being unable to use it.

Theres no link to the board log from a the header. Only the global site ban list. Also thats not my job

No board rules on/v/ against being a furry

the usual autistic fuckers want furfags outright banned here and are pushing for it.

clearly you don't know shit about biology tbh

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There is a link to the board log at the bottom of the rules page, God forbid you need to click twice.

lmaoing at ur life m8

I'm not the one being banned here, nigger

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All furfags should be gassed and banned as a Holla Forums Christmas present tbh

there are unwritten words, they're written by the discord circle jerk

Cool, thanks user. And Merry Christmas, you based faggot.

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Popotan.
Don't forget her.

>"Well personally, I'm glad they banned #Gamergate discussion on Holla Forums! It was clearly not suited to VIDEOGAMES and—hey wait where did everyone go? What's Holla Forums?"
>>>/cuckchan/

there's no such thing as a sloppy sloop unless it's my sloppy sloop!

now lets remove those game nights

(heiled)
Get gassed furry.

they're basically only like this because there's a strong anti gay group on Holla Forums trying to force their way

That’s known as 99.2% of the Earth’s population.

christmas-themed sonic hacks
don't shy away

has anyone drawn a drunk vivian?

is this the future of storytime?

PilotRedSun
He also makes some amazing music

Seems legit

Chrome saves the swf files in a loop instead of opening them. I remember enountering this before, but I don't remember how I dealt with it.
Doesn't happen on other sites where the flash is actually embedded. Any tips?

Merry Christmas you fucking niggers

why have you done this

Is the UT stream happening this Christmas or on New years?

Cause you can't appreciate joy without a little suffering. Also, I love you faggots

Merry Christmas you sacks of shit. I love you all.

I don't think it's happening. The winter streamer told us during the anniversary stream that he was moving and would be without Internet for a couple of months. A couple people said they would fill in, but I think planning really fell through. A shame, especially since I created a bunch of OC I'll have to save until next August.

Didn't you fags agree on once a year?
Pretty sure we already had one this year

We have an anniversary stream on the 22nd of August and then a winter celebration of the shittiest RPGMaker games wit Uncommon Time kicking things off.

That sucks.
Does anyone know the progress of Teagan's Quest then? Considering they were going to try and release at the same time as the stream, does that mean it's delayed?

Merry Christmas you Fujoshi Moe-shit loving degenerates! My family bought Marzepanstollen which is sort of like Christmas Cake…but I can't eat it because I am gluten-intolerant. So instead, I am getting smashed on Gin and Tonic whilst eating comped sushi because there is no Mulled wine to be found in this area.

As a sidenote: I think I will try and beat Hitman: Blood Money for Christmas. Which ratings should I go for?

Sure you are.

Nice numberson this blessed eve. Also I got an switch, am I a faggot?

Das rite. My immune system will attack the wheat-gluten protein before it even enters my intestinal tract.

Bakuretsu Santa Super Marie
freem.ne.jp/dl/win/4579

Apparently the game is now free, I'm running it Inside a VM with Windows XP, so check with an antivirus just in case.

very nice

Well…sorta. You can just emulate all the rehashed titles on your desktop like a real anti-social /hikky/ without buying that NintenD'OH Repackageware. However, since it was a Christmas gift, I will forgive you because I know The Switch was created so men could play with each other's dicks on the bus while talking about rubbing up against little girls and boys.

tbh

Max Payne 1+2
Both give me a christmas feeling thanks to the setting.

Nightmare before Christmas is basically DMC lite, and is done in the vein of Capcom disney games (read: good)

Blue Stinger takes place on christmas and even has a Christmas mall level, Serious Sam has a Christmas deathmatch level and the first few chapters of Parasite Eve take place on Christmas

Bostan in sticke bread :DD

That's a qt3.14. Too bad she's from a shit game. I wish you both a merry Christmas.

That's great and all, but "The Max Payne" series has been designated as a misogynist game with undertones of racism by The Free Feminist Furries and Gaymer's League and is banned on our list of safe non-triggering games.

Looking forward to adding Kingdom Hearts 3 to second pic related next year
Hopefully no Star Wars or Marvel world

Kingdom Hearts was basically Disney taking Squeenix under (((it's))) wing and teaching it exactly how to turn even the most mundane content into MERCHY MERCH Globalist Progresso Soup for the fanboys to chow down on like starving feral dogs.

After the year of gaming and politics, why is god in heaven giving us such gifts? what has mankind done to earn such rewards? Is god proud of us?

Bitch you need Goofytime in your life.

I'm spending Christmas alone this year , again. normally i wouldn't care but this year i actually tried to get a GF spent over $1500 dating. it's depressing as fuck.

How would the dates go?

Just relax and wait for the waifu age, it's closer than you think

How did the dates go: one woman thought I sold drugs i spent half the date explaining how i didn't, i don't. Another asked me if i was going to to put ruffies in her drink if she went to the bathroom, note this was the 3rd date we were on. Another was way older than she said in her bio on a dating site i used. like 20 years older.

others would just lie at the end of the date, say that had a good time and just stop texting me after.

I downloaded the first Company of Heroes, so I might either start that for old time's sake or just keep going with Silent Storm which I've been playing for the past two weeks or so.

Maybe one day.

>24
>haven't kissed a girl in my life
>never even went on a date
I don't know lads.

didn't i kill you?

Why do you think did the first one think you sold drugs? Why did the second one think that you would put ruffies in her drink? Do you think it might have been something you said that suggested that any of those things could be true?

she thought i sold drugs because she asked me "what did you do last month" at the time . I told her about how I went to E3 this year but left out the E3 part. I'm not stupid enough to bring up how much i like video games on the first date. she though i went to LA to sell drugs with people. she filled in the E3 gap with drugs. I think she stop talking to me because she felt embarrassed.

the other woman with the ruffies was random as fuck. we were talking about how her parents were pushing her to change her carrier path and go back to school for a MBA. I was telling her to do what she felt was right. mid conversation she stops and says "I need to go to the bathroom, you're not going to put a ruffie in my drink are you ? " this was from way out of left field. this was the 3rd date , first, went to a vegan place, second, went to a book club event she talked to me about , third, SHE ASKED ME to go to a bar with her, a bar that i never been to. THAT I DID EVEN KNOW WE WERE GOING TO UNTIL WE WALKED PAST IT.

I don't see how that was my fault in any way.

It's harder to tell what makes people think you're a drug dealer then you think. It took me years to realize my walking gate was menacing to everyone and even being overtly friendly will cause people to second guess your intentions. But reading this it's clear he's being way to self conscious over being seen as a drug pusher so fucked up his third date by simply ignoring the ruffie comments. Unless there was some specific serious tone to the delivery of those lines then he lacks complete self awareness.

The roofie-girl wanted you to fuck her hard. Good you didn't, dodged a bullet and potential nutcase there.

these are two different people

no the drugs was a woman on the first date we only went on one date.. she specifically said " ok so I'll more crazy things about my self , you know, like how … you sold dungs in LA " she got that specifically from my E3 story.

the roofie comment didn't end the date. i said " no that's horrible, did some one do that to you before? " she then went on a story about how she got black out drunk and started trowing up in the back of a taxi. she said her friends thought she go roofied then.

fucking this

>24
>haven't kissed a girl in my life
>never even went on a date

>mfw he doesn't know the real suffering once he's past 30

Sounds like roofie girl wasn't the one anyway. I do think there are things about the way you present yourself that you may not be aware of like pointed out or the girls were joking. Each date you go on you'll get better at dating and eventually get it right.

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Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a slide

This. Why is it that signs of physical affection came to be construed with interpreting sexuality? If you haven't seen a friend in a long time, a hug is a good thing. Between family, hugs are perfectly reasonable. I hug every member of my family when I see them
Gay suspicion with family affection is retarded.

Depends, are you doing the shoulder hug where you lean in, or are you doing body-to-body hugging?

Daze Before Christmas
I replay it every year, it's a tradition.

Reminder that she is tan and not a nigger.

Shenmue is set during Christmas. Same with Snatcher.

Merry Christmas user.

Have a wonderful Christmas, user.

What I got:

Most likely gonna end up buying a PS4 pro tommorow.

why does your family hate you?

Ask Santa for a loaded gun for you to fellate

Good taste

What a bunch of soulless corporate technojunk.

All i wanted for christmas was (you)

Here you go user, Merry Christmas
All I want for Christmas is a job with better pay

I like to play Cave Story+ on Christmas

Nicalis pls go

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Fucking kill yourself, you Yiddish shill.

You should marry a pure girl at 18.

Jump off a building.

Not all of us are Mormon, user.

Those ages are probably spot on as far as normalfags are concerned.
Being a virgin around 20 probably isn't that bad but imagine being well over 20 and having to explain to a girl that you've never done it before.
Well, at least that's one thing I won't have to worry about.

Merry Christmas (You), have some Christmas ara.

nigga not everyone has the time and resources to go to the amazon,hunt one down,drag her back to civilisation,teach her not to poop on the floor,use cuttlery,not to be a filthy savage in general and what her limits are within and outside the house kitchen and then on top of that spend a good amount of their waking time making sure she doesn't come in contact with some feminist cunt that will put weird ideas in her head and taint her just so you can go to a fancy party or family gathering and say

At some point you stop giving a shit because you know that it won't happen.
Just took me some good 25 years until I gave up.

It's nice to be a living, breathing example of your utter failure.
Also,

Why do I hang out with you sad people again?
Oh, yeah, I'm some freakish hybrid of robot and human who was diagnosed with the most mild case of being an Ass Burger ever, and you folks are the only people belligerent enough to argue with me about my own opinions, so I come here to sperg so I can maintain normie relationships.

You stole this from Eddie Murphy didn't you?

Throw the ring on ASAP, hold off on kids for a few years. Don't let her get away before that.

This is a long shot, but does anyone have the location to download (or a copy to upload) of Santa Slayer? Not the one that you can find by googling - an older one. There was an old DOS game I got on some 500 Great Games disk or something like that. It was a 2D DOS game, and I remember Santa having a bazooka.

The secret is finding someone with a fetish that only you are willing to fulfill. It's how I went from almost-wizard to disgust.

Can confirm. Sign up for Fetlife, and put up with the Pozz long enough to get through the local bondage and impact courses.
Then if you're good enough, snatch the 20-something girl right as she's diving into the kinky Shit and dominate her so hard she makes you her daddy for life.

user i was responding to specified pure, purity isn't simply being pure of body but of mind as well

that would be a first
:^)

>>>/mai/

Megaman Sprite Comic Christmas is pretty good if you want something short for a laugh.

mediafire.com/file/odhey0kma0c4roo/megamanspritexmas.zip

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but you forgot a flash game user

>still worships the (((abrahamic))) god and (((yeshua ben yosef)))
really activates those almonds

Reported for intl spam and kike lies.

Reported for promoting pedophilia.

well

Reported for being a heeb-worshipper.

Reported for announcing reports.

You're a real fucking retard if you actually believe that.

A kike who worships the kike god with a different messiah is still a kike.

Fuck off faggot, you can't even help yourself on Christmas. Sad.

How does someones family actually get them this much shit? I'm 21 and out of the house and I'm lucky to even get $50.

I'll help my self to your ass fuck boi

christmas is more or less another day for me. i just can't give a shit about it anymore

What a fucking shit day. The only good thing to come out of it is that the turkey was ok. I didn't even want gifts but got a book and a scarf and looks like its for women. Non-stop arguing over fucking nothing. What a piece of shit holiday where you are forced to be with people. Might as well kill myself I'm in such a bad mood. Can't even play vidya.

:^D

Is Glühwein a thing outside of Germany?

Well fuck, that game sure got under my skin didn't it?

Thanks user, sorry i can't give you what you want. Like everyone else i'm stuck at a no-life shitjob.

Yeah, i bought heated wine in Italy and it's called Glögg in Sweden. Fairly big thing with different flavours and a yearly christmas release.

At least I got a little jade buddha necklace and $220. Managed to recoup my losses on buying cheap presents for everyone.

This frame, right fucking here.

ARIGATO user-KUN
Best Christmas gift I've received so far.

Of course I'm so excited I forget to upload my pic

Someone post the headset picture.
You know the one.

Reported for not even trying to hide your Jewishness.

Reported for being from cuckchan.

Yid harder, intl.

He’s underage

My folks are actually good people and not an annoyance to spend some time eating during Christmas. My own life, on the other hand, is shit, so it balances things. Merry Christmas! Be sure to say exactly that to all filthy atheists if you know any.

Atheists are jewish indoctrined faggots anyhow. Merry Christmas fag.

You can still celebrate without believing. Its called traditions. Also today's holiday isn't purely about Christianity anyway.

It's about Christianity for Christians, but it's also celebrated widely as a secular holiday.

Thats not what I meant, I mean it is a merging of 2 separate holidays and whiles in perceived as purely Christian a big of the aesthetics and celebrations aren't Christian. What I am referring to is Yule. And its (trigger warning) pagan in origins

nobody would give a shit nigger; relationship advice is generally useless anyways and 99% useless to an autist. What's even more gay, though, is an autistic bitch complaining on Holla Forums

so what. Nobody will celebrate the oldest, pre-christian yule, complete with sacrifices to Odin, Njord and Frey.

Actually, I finally got my computer in decent shape and have Uncommon Time Duet Edition on my computer. I have zero idea how to stream but if you give me some instructions I can try. It's so nice to not have a computer running Windows XP.

Love those dubs, user

Get a bigger oven, it's that simple

(checked and merry Christmas)

I never said that.
What not?

Oh yeah, and merry Christmas Holla Forums.

If Christmas-themed Easter eggs count, the original Rise of the Triad and Tyrian.

The former has a rather… interesting hidden track called "God Rest Ye, Deadly Gentlemen", and the latter literally has a Christmas mode (which it asks you if you want to activate).

Is this a Hotline Miami game?

user, this is a christian imageboard

I can't enjoy Christmas anymore no matter how hard I try. Nobody in my family is on good terms with each other and every gift I get feels like it was approved by 10 out of touch parents before I received it. I'm so fucking sick of getting nothing but gift cards and clothes for Christmas and having others complain that I'm being entitled. Is Christmas the one time of year where you're not allowed to be disappointed about anything or something? Nobody really cares about Christmas outside of gifts anyway. The "true meaning of Christmas" is just some bullshit people use to make it sound like it's special compared to other holidays. Fuck Christmas. Santa's not real, you're not allowed to be disappointed with anything, and you're always stuck listening to the same shitty music every year. Christmas is nothing more than a day for people to give others gifts and call them entitled if they show even the slightest sign of disappointment.

maybe you should move out of the house and buy your own video games you fucking autistic manchild

I would if I had the money. I already have a job, but I don't have enough money to get by.

Thanks for the Terry.

You deserve this. Fuck you.

user, be glad you even got something you entitled shit.

Sure he is. He even use to punch heretics right in the face.

Sorry to hear that, where do you live, user? I want to go to your place so I can give you a proper beating :^)

Well fuck you too.

Prove it then.

You sound like you need to have your shit kicked in a couple times.

Hope you were good this year and didn't mention politics or Holla Forums memes outside of Holla Forums or the Christmas Monkey will come and rape you while he bites your fingers off.

Been there, done that. Beating me doesn't mean anything to me anymore. Honestly I just feel like I want to die all the time.

Eat shit. Grow the fuck up and stop whining about the objects in your life. If that’s all that matters to you, move to Tel Aviv and suck as much cock as you want.

oh boo fucking hoo.
grow up.

where do you think we are?

sage

Reported for being too mentally defective to comprehend facts that hurt his feelings (read: being leftypol)

Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas, retards.

Reported for announcing a report.

Reported for saging a pinned thread. Sage is not a downboat, you filthy plebbitor.

I know this isn't a meta thread but
Thanks Pewter.

Merry Christmas, anons.

I sage on reflex whenever I start shitposting, you faggot.

Reported for thinking you’re on cuckchan.

Reported for repeatedly announcing reports.

Reported for not even trying.

Keke

Fuck off.

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Marry Christmas Holla Forums

NO CAKE FOR (JOU)

Reported for being a meanie.

End yourself cake kike, and a Merry Yidsmas to Jew.

Merry Titmas

hey, at least you tried. That's a lot more than most of us have done me included.

What Dreamcast 2? You mean the WiiU? It was alright, but now with Switch enhancing its games and cemu becoming a thing, I don't see the need for it nowadays.

Sure learned my lesson there. (((Nintendo))) can suck a chode.

Alright, I can't use OBS because I don't want to plug in my GPU because I don't have an HDMI monitor, and XSplit wants me to make an account. Any non-shitty streaming programs I can use? Do I even need one?

Hell yeah

I don't know shit about streaming, but I'm just wishing you luck, anonymous.

Even though you're an autist, I agree with you. One of my family members gave me a fucking fidget spinner.

Man I wouldn't mind pounding
either of these girls vagina's with my penis.

You're right, as long as life remains in me, I will do everything in my power to get this shit done. I can do no less! I'll probably just suck it up and make an Xsplit account. I'll need some sort of video recording software for when I make a fucking feature film length review of Uncommon Time, among other things.

I hope nobody minds that I'd be going in mostly blind. I couldn't really watch the streams because a netbook running Windows XP couldn't handle it, but the threads were nice. Maybe that's why I had a slightly different perspective on the game than pretty much everybody but Duet user.

I'm actually a bit disappointed which is a bit weird considering I do it so no one talks to me.

so went all out dressed as santa and gave my nephews 3&4 fable and unreal championship for the x-box (that i let them use). did i do gud? also what other games for the original xbox are kid friendly and or not shit.

tons tbh

Do you need to connect the GPU to a monitor? I'm sure that part isn't necessary.

Wouldn't really matter anyway, RPG Maker doesn't play well with OBS anyway. I think I have a partial solution, and by that I mean just doing a screen selection on it.

AMD has it's own streaming shit (Relive) built to the drivers and Nivida does as well I believe. You could also just record the screen with MSI afterburner or such and then record over it in post production, your audience probably will not be able to tell the difference.

What is that cake? Why is it nigger on the inside?

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Try right-clicking on the paperclip icon and "Open in New Tab". It works in nu-Opera, anyway, which sadly is basically just Chrome in disguise.